#vox asks

[slutforsnow]

WAIT I JUST HAD AN AMAZING IDEA.

HOW DO THINK BILLY AND/OR CORIOLANUS WOULD FEEL ABT S/O COMING HOME WITH A STRAY ANIMAL THEY FOUND ON THE STREET?

OKAYOKAYOKAy

Billy is helping you nurture it back to health and you guys keep it on the farm with u OFC!!

Coryo is looking at you like "are you so fr rn? WE'RE NOT KEEPING IT-" and after a lot of ignoring him (Sexually and verbally) he caves and you keep it

[arenabreadandbiscuits]

What Phobias do you headcanon, Vox , Lucifer and Alastor have.

I myself headcanon

Lucifer has a phobia of Heights

Vox has a Phobia of Spiders.

Alastor has a Phobia of Dogs

Phobia Headcanons

Vox - scoptophobia (the fear of being stared at), pathophobia (fear of disease), mysophobia (fear of dirt and germs)

Lucifer - Ataxophobia (fear of disorder or untidiness, Atelophobia (fear of imperfection), and atychiphobia (feel of failure)

Alastor - philematopphobia (the fear of kissing) and/or philophobia (the fear of love) bonus points for Aphenphosmphobia (the fear of being touched)

I think it was canon that Alastor doesn't vibe with dogs. Either that or a headcanon in the fandom that got big but it makes sense so I can get behind it. Of course there's the intimacy issues he has so I listed those here.

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Lucifer carries a lot of stress on his shoulders trying to take care of Charlie but he has such a history that of course he worries from time to time if he could have done things slightly differently to help his daughter more. That plus he hates his own perfections but he also hates seeing them in others when it holds people back from their potential. He was the "number one fuck up", he doesn't want his daughter to accidentally follow similar thoughts that could mess her up later. He's always so worried about it honestly..

Vox has a reputation and I've mentioned before in posts that he's definitely sold himself out before just to get things he really wanted. I feel like him being a germaphobe is interesting. Like he likes to keep clean and tidy especially for TV so he dislikes when he's not. A good example of the not liking to be stared at part would be him having one of those nightmares where people go to school naked or little clothes. Like yes he's a business man but imagine like Valentino tries to dress Vox in things before he's fully ready and he gets mad because everyone has seen him dressed professionally, what will they say and think of he changes that even to just put on lingerie? Or something silly like that..

Most likely he views himself too differently in his head when he does have to do those things.

(he'd do it for Alastor in private).

Considering Alastor's sexuality and considering the fact that I myself am on the aspectrum, I feel like these fears we share. It takes a lot of energy and care to be close to people in such a way and every time it threatens to pop up he tends to freeze up. It's a dreadful feeling for him whether that be for how much his dislikes it or the fact that love has and seems to always will be something Alastor will never grasp. Meant to live an eternity alone to rot. In the ships I put him in he's capable of finally being comfortable with SOMEONE enough to truly be himself.

[vox-cinemas]

did u know ..

NO THEY DONT!

[minimanuke]

This image was MADE for them

[benjimatorarts]

I know it's not exactly what the ask meant but I couldn't pass the opportunity.

[onesidedradiostatic]

The most unrealistic thing about fanon Vox owning an Alastor body pillow isn't the fact he has it at all... it's that he managed to get a clear enough picture in full color to put on the pillow

LMAOOOOOOOO LITERALLY BUT. BUT. consider. he commissioned a really good artist to make really realistic art of alastor so it's technically not an actual picture of alastor.

slightly related but I have this joke written in my head where vox and val get into an argument and in an attempt to placate him, val says he'll commission someone to make a very sexy painting of alastor for him. meanwhile, back in the hotel, lucifer gets a ping on his phone and says "someone just asked me to make a sexy painting of alastor for $50k" and alastor is standing there just.

a what.

[toastervox]

vox but instead of being a perfectly optimized machine he’s a mess of biotic and mechanical parts so when he cries it can get into his circuitry and actually hurt/short circuit him

or i just wanted to draw him crying because i love him

[smthaboutuss]

Some V doodls, they make me feel fuzzy like an electrically charged balloon..

First pic was for u anon, I imagine Vel is kinda protective of him lol!

[siaslash]

If you're still open to suggestions then I would love a jealous Lucifer seeing Vox try to sweet talk Alastor... :D

[allastoredeer]

I LOVE BOTTOM ALASTOR ❤️❤️❤️

Anyway what do you think Lucifer reaction would be to seeing Alastor in a dress.

Also what would he do if he saw Vox or Valentino flirting with HIS alastor

My ideal Lucifer reaction is Alastor looking amazing in a dress and Lucifer being angrily flustered about it.

The last bit of the ask inspired a comic tho, which is why it took my so long to answer LOL:

Part 1 cuz its taking too long to finish the other pages and I'm too impatient to post it all together).

Part 2 ->

[helluvapoison]

I just know Velvet would cling onto Bodyguard!Readers arm while they're escorting her somewhere, but what about the other Vees? Would Vox even consider touching Reader in public? Obviously Val would be touchy, but to what extent?

-Cannibal Anon :)

˚✧₊⁎ Velvette ⁎⁺˳✧༚

You help her out of cars after opening the door, she hugs your arm and uses her other hand to text, vlog or swipe on her phone. It’s become second nature for Velvette to do so. When you’re not walking beside her, her lips pull to a pout and her eyes scour the area like she’s forgotten something. It feels like something’s missing, like her phone— except she has that?

˚✧₊⁎ Vox ⁎⁺˳✧༚

He walks and talks fast, solidifying his authority by taking two steps in front of whoever he’s speaking with. With you it’s… harder to do that. You’re supposed to walk behind him, you’re supposed to be guarding him! But he wants you by his side. Vox settles for a compromise you remain unaware of. He’ll face the front with his hands behind his back and keep you the same distance he would anyone else, but one eye (specifically the left) is peaking through any camera available to keep you in sight

˚✧₊⁎ Valentino ⁎⁺˳✧༚

Personal space? What is that, he has no idea and that’s been evident from day one! Val is touchy with everyone and anyone, even those he just met. He’ll keep you close one way or another. More than happy to drape an arm around your shoulder and your waist at the same time.. or keep a collar and leash on you to strike a certain image of himself. ‘Look at Valentino, he has a pet cannibal. Don’t get too close, it bites’

[slutforsnow]

I just woke up from a nap and I had a dream that me and Lucy Gray were sitting in a tree and smoking weed. And she told me “you’re so covey core!”

I don’t do drugs or smoke, I’ve never even thought abt doing it.

And what makes this worse is that this ISNT the most weird dream I’ve had

Ngl doing weed with Lucy Gray sounds fucking awesome

[arenabreadandbiscuits]

I know Alot of people agree that Alastor had an Abusive father and a loving mother. But what about Vox. What's your headcanon for his childhood parents.

In my headcanon they Abandoned him either as a baby or as a child. Hence why he has major abandonment issues

I was definitely gonna say Vox probably didn't have parents or something along that sort. Poor baby, I'm thinking like I need to look into when he was born again but considering he comes from an old time period imagine it being something like neglect. Parents were too busy to actually play and be around him and if that was the case I can also see Vox being sent to different relatives so they could deal with him. Hm imagine this as well, Vox was abandoned because of something with his face.

I've heard people say that his form contributed to how he died but consider it being something else like Vox was born with some sort of deformity, he grew up quite alone because of it.. grew a deep bond with TV because it gave him comfort like those kids that sit cross legged super close to the TV and they can't seem to pull away, something like that.

He got into the wrong crowd, seen some things and became a product of his environment which is probably why he'd later lead himself into working with Valentino because old habits can and do die hard.

I can totally roll with the idea of him being abandoned from a young age, like in reality it had nothing to do with Vox but he was made into believing so. I feel like if that's somewhat the case not only does it explain him working as he does in Hell, why he has those abandonment issues, and why in the face of the public he's more than willing to put on a fake smile and act like it's all okay.

Most people in Hell are dumb so he's not worried about it.

I think I mentioned this in another post but in case I haven't Vox we have now is really just a shell of the old Vox we had before.

[vox-cinemas]

What are y’all’s theories for season 2 of Hazbin Hotel?

[deadjam6]

do u think this guy likes sharks

[v-vox-v]

THIS MAN IS SO PATHETIC

I was rewatching the season and I slowed it down to read the news scroll he had on the screen lmfao

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SO THE RADIO GUY’S BACK. I DON’T THINK YOU NOTICED. I DIDN’T AT FIRST — I WAS TOO BUSY BEING A MUCH MORE INTERESTING AND IMPORTANT PERSON. BUT FUCK IT. NEWS IS SLOW TODAY I GUESS. I’M TOTALLY NOT WORRIED ABOUT THIS GUY AND NEITHER SHOULD YOU BE. I TOTALLY WRECKED HIS SHIT LAST TIME HE TRIED ME. THANKS FOR ASKING.