#hazbin hotel ask

[slutty-spider-talk]

IT'S CHRISTMAS EVE! I'm so excited! Got the Santa tracker turned on! Cooked what I need for my feast of the seven fishes! I'm feelin' exausted and restless at the same time. @barcatchatter @sinister-radio-show can one of ya help me take a walk outside? My legs are CRAMPIN' real bad they need ta be stretched!

[barcatchatter]

I still can't believe this all actually happened. I'm beyond happy to say I'm a married man now

[dodgeballstuckonthegymceiling]

Sorry for the wait, it's been a busy week!

Angel dust, Husk, Alastor, Charlie and Nifty x injured Reader

Angel dust

★ Oh he's a crying mess when he hears about what's happened. Nobody sees him for a few days because he locked himself in his room. He only comes out after you've waken up/ask to see him.

★ He makes jokes about how you can never strip on the pole anymore. Humor seems to be how he copes. Other than that he says close to you and is a bit more clingy than he was before.

Husk

★ Two words, silent rage. When he hears that you are in the hospital after having your legs mangled off you can feel the anger radiating off of him. It feels like there's a massive amount tension in the room and the smallest thing will set him off.

★ Him having a job where he just sits and checks people in/out is perfect because you don't need legs to "sit still and look pretty" (Alastors words, not his).

Alastor

★ First of all, whoever thought they could hurt you and get away with it has another thing coming, a very dangerous and very deadly demon is out for their blood. And trust me, he won't be merciful.

★ Secondly, he insists on giving you the best treatment that hell has. A surprising amount of skilled doctors have been sent to hell, apparently. He leaves a radio in your bedroom while you recover.

Charlie

★ After learning that you where hurt she goes into panic mode. Nobody can calm her down and nothing is going to stop her from seeing you.

★ She keeps her eye on you while you recover and brings you meals and things so you don't get bored. Things like food, water, books and videogames. If the hotel didn't have wheelchair accessible doors it shure does now!

Nifty

★She takes some time away from her work to take care of you, Charlie was more than willing to grant her some time off so she was able to help you learn to use a wheelchair.

★Like Charlie, she is going to be your personal nurse untill you feel better/recover. But unlike Charlie she also where's a WW2 nurse era outfit while doing so.

[iris-kitten-babe]

She randomly texted her, “Should I cut my hair?”

@your-mom-666

Iris looked at her phone before rolling her eye as she responded back.

"Why do you wanna cut your hair? Are you going through a crisis?

[mentha-vacciniumrainbow]

What do you think of the Velvette x Carmilla ship?

Not my cup of tea.

I can appreciate others' works about it- especially if I already like the writer/artist- but I'm Zestmilla all the way.

I enjoy all the different headcanons that people have for Velvette -some are hilarious, some sad, some genuinely intriguing- but at the end of the day when I write I mostly stick with mines, and I see Velvette as a 17-21 years old girl... my Carmilla is always much older than her, and given that I headcanon Clara and Odette (Carmilla’s daughters) as 14-17 years old, it doesn't come naturally to me to ship her with someone as young and immature as Velvette.

Anyway, I find her character interesting, and I have some plans for her that will eventually be revealed in the series to whom "You bring back my Springtime" belongs... for now I just say, her relationship with Carmilla will be quite complex, but inherently void of any romantic feelings.

Thanks for the question!

[madscientistdonotdisturb]

“Almost ready honey.” She called out to him. She looked at herself in the mirror, trying to decide to curl her hair or not.

She was not almost ready, she couldn’t even decide on an outfit or what shoes to wear for their date. Which meant, if she didn’t know what she was wearing then how was she supposed to do her hair in a style that would match.

@featherdustingdoll

“Sounds good! Let me just….” He smiled as he opened the door before stopping, raising an eyebrow in confusion.

While Baxter knew his lady looked good in anything, it didn’t stop him from being surprised to see her sitting at her mirror in her pajamas. She normally wouldn’t be caught dead with them out in public, much less on a date. Was something wrong? Was she not feeling well? Did he mess up?

“You look nice, baby! I’m sure everyone will be dazzled by your beauty!” He teased before kissing her cheek, currently wearing a navy blue suit with a crimson tie.

“Everything okay? You know I’m not picky on what you wear, right?”

[cannibal-hound-fanart]

Look what you've done, now ADHD Vox became my hyperfixation so quickly it's ridiculous 😞 it's bc I have ADHD too

Aww, thank you. That's an honor. I gave him my adhd traits since his fast talking pattern reminds me of mine.

Vox's powers just scream adhd to me. His brain connects to the internet. No neurotypical person would be able to stay sane in that

And since Alastor is little bit of an attention whore pairing him with someone with an attention disorder just makes it so funny for me.

I definitely want to draw more adhd Vox comics, so if anyone has a prompt or adhd trait, just write it down below.

[prince-of-princes-tyco]

Iris enjoyed her little bath that got prepared for her just as she liked it. She had so many thoughts running through her head on whether she should continue to stay or not. She was really just trying to focus on making herself look nice.. well, not nice. She wanted to look perfect. This was going to technically be their first date, claiming it as that anyways.

She made sure her fur was smooth and soft. Her hair, she dolled up more to give it a little extra bounce. She fixed up her eyebrows and applied a little makeup. Then she went to figure out her outfit.

She stood there naked in the bedroom as she picked a few potential outfits before settling on a nice black fitting dress. One of the many Tyco had gotten made for her. The final touch was some nice perfume she hoped he would like.

Looking at the time, she swallowed as she was nervous for this. She just hoped everything would go well.

@iris-kitten-babe

*I wait for her outside on the balcony where I have an intimate dinner set for the two of us. I look over the railing at the garden I had made for Anthony to look at while he would sit out here and I'm stricken with such confusion. To feel these feelings for two at the same time, was I in the wrong for it? Was it a betrayal to my love and devotion for Anthony? I check my watch seeing the time as I make my way to the door holding a bundle of roses for her, a smile on my face as I wait.*

[askheaven]

ABANDONED, CHECK PINNED POST. ASK (or dare) HEAVEN! (Hazbin Hotel)

rules for asks and dares

absolutely no nsfw. slightly spicy is fine, but nsfw is a no from me! sorry!

no incest. all characters i made are related to eachother, and are Lucifer’s siblings. (except Kirael, Alexandre, and Cas.)

no romantic or spicy requests for Cas. (Cas is a minor!)

CHARACTERS

THE ARCHANGEL SIBLINGS

Name : MICHAEL (He/Him)

Angel Of : Heaven’s Great Captain

Personality : Responsible, Loyal, Wise, Stern, Dutiful, Quiet.

Sexuality : Panromantic Asexual

Birth Order : The First Born (The Second Born is Lucifer)

Name : GABRIEL (Any Pronoun)

Angel Of : Strength and Communication

Personality : Well-mannered, Perfectionistic, Obedient, Workaholic, Careful, Levelheaded.

Sexuality : Bisexual

Birth Order : Third born

Name : RAPHAEL/RAFAEL (He/They)

Angel Of : Healing

Personality : Well-meaning, reserved, caring, self-neglecting, sensitive, overwhelemed.

Sexuality : Pansexual

Birth Order : Fourth Born

Name : ZADKIEL (They/Them)

Angel Of : Mercy

Personality : Loving, Forgiving, Giving, Impersonal, Soft-Spoken, Emotional.

Sexuality : Queer

Birth Order : Ninth Born

Name : JOPHIEL (He/She)

Angel Of : Beauty

Personality : Confident, Detail-Oriented, Free, Easily bored, Impulsive, Slightly Reckless.

Sexuality : Pansexual

Birth Order : Twelfth Born

Name : URIEL (He/They)

Angel Of : Wisdom and Light

Personality : Wise, Quick-witted, Intellectual, Slightly easily frustrated, hates being under pressure and being rushed.

Sexuality : Biromantic Asexual

Birth Order : Fifth Born

Name : AZRAEL (He/Him)

Angel Of : Death

Personality : Cocky, Teasing, Supportive, Irritable, Playful, Funny

Sexuality : Omnisexual (With Preference For Guys)

Birth Order : Seventh Born

Name : SELAPHIEL (They/Them)

Angel Of : Worship

Personality : Calm, Collected, Careful, Organized (hates any clutter), Devoted, Easily worried

Sexuality : Aroace

Birth Order : Eleventh Born

Name : HANIEL (She/They)

Angel Of : Joy and Happiness

Personality : Optimistic, Funny, Quick-witted, emotionally surpressing, careless, impulsive.

Sexuality : Lesbian

Birth Order : Last Born

Name : CHAMUEL (He/She)

Angel Of : Love

Personality : Bubbly, Loving, Supportive, Easily disappointed, Easily scared, and panics the most.

Sexuality : Pansexual

Birth Order : Eighth Born

Name : ARIEL (She/Her)

Angel Of : Nature

Personality : Reserved, Fierce, Strong, Hot-Tempered, Protective, Defensive

Sexuality : Aroace

Birth Order : Sixth Born

Name : RAGUEL (He/They)

Angel Of : Justice

Personality : Practical, Logical, Pragmatic, Judgemental, Perfectionistic, Careful

Sexuality : Bi-curious

Birth Order : Tenth Born

NON-SIBLINGS

Name : KIRAEL (He/Him)

Titles : Throne Angel of Justice and Protection

Personality : Confident, Practical, Clever, Fierce, Easily Angered, Merciless.

Sexuality : Gay

Birth Order : (in his family) First Born Twin

(Will Get A Redraw Soon)

Name : SESIPHIEL (Angel Name), PHIL (Current Name) (He/Him)

Titles : Throne Angel of Justice and Protection (Formerly), Sin Of Blasphemy.

Sexuality : Demisexual

Birth Order : (In His Family) Second Born Twin

(Not The Final Design Yet)

Name : ALEXANDRE (EXA for short) (She/Her)

Titles : Kirael’s Protégé/Second-in-command

Sexuality : Bisexual

Birth Order : Only Child

Died in : 1981

(No Official Design Yet)

Name : CAS (He/Him)

Titles : Uriel’s Protégé

Sexuality : Nope, He’s like 12-13 years old.

Birth Order : (in his own family) Fourth Born

Died in : 2010 (2 months after his own birth, so he basically grew up in heaven)

[goldenamaranthe-blog]

Emily writes fanfiction about the Hazbin Hotel crew, and they somehow find it. Her shipping choices make it even more awkward.

I love it! I wrote it up separately due to length. Here's the link!

[baddieladdie]

Is this about the theory that Zestial is Abel, based on what his full name (Zestial Morde) translates to (separating the suffix, ‘ial’ being ‘of God’, what were names usually reserved for the holy, anyway, ‘zest’ ‘ial’ ‘morde’ to put the words in that order). Because I really like that theory.

I haven't heard that theory! Actually, I even had to remind myself who Abel was. As the second son of Adam/Eve, that would make Zestial quite ancient indeed! However, given Abel's sacrifice was favored by God, I'm not sure he would have gone to Hell? Cain, on the other hand, certainly. Cain was the first murderer.

The 'taking up holy arms' comment made by Zestial (S1E3) has caught my personal attention. I am sure it means something, given it is a popular rumor among Pentagram city. Given 'Lilith' (potentially, some theories suggest it was Eve) and Alastor have been missing for 7 years & 'Lilith' is shown basking on the beach's of heaven (holy space), I suggest that perhaps the rumor is related to correspondence between 'Lilith' in Heaven and Alastor.

Between the rumors conversation between Zestial/Alastor and the egg boi comment, these Hazbin writers clearly thrive off fanbase curiosity/conspiracies! Regardless of which fan theories become cannon, just the fact that so many of these fan theory conversations are occurring has me thinking the writers got us right where they want us!! [Insert maniacal laughter here]

^ Egg boi comment in question ^ There was some controversy in the fandom previously regarding Alastor's hair/ears? I vaguely remember....hmu if you remember it too so I know I'm not crazy lol

[slutty-spider-talk]

Did your mod enjoy the premiere? Meet anyone there?

Mod: Just a couple of familiar faces 😉 The premier was amazing 💖

[barcatchatter]

Happy Halloween everyone! I still can't believe this is out baby girls first Halloween. We took her to the store and the second she saw the shark costume, she had to be that. @slutty-spider-talk picked the tutu for her to wear

[dodgeballstuckonthegymceiling]

Could you do a fic with god from hazbin hotel with a powerful god reader who is disguised as a angel or demon? He doesn't find out until one of his guards tell him about things going on around heaven. He somehow meets the reader and he grows a fascination with them as no one has ever been able to stay hidden from his eye. He just starts to grow a some what romantic attraction to reader as time goes on. And not yandare please more so fluff and stuff. Maybe a little bit of god being a little possessive. Thanks!

I don't know if God is a character in Hazbin Hotel, but there are some god-like characters. I'm just going to take the general idea from your ask and write it with Alastor.

Now that I think about it I kinda want to see God in the upcoming series.

Alastor X God-like Reader

★ When he met you he didn't know how powerful you where. He knows not to underestimate people, but he was caught a little off guard when he figured it all out. It can be hard to hide big secrets from him.

★ Being able to hide something like that isn't easy. He might have a bit of respect for you after. If you don't want him to tell anyone then he won't, for someone who talks so much he's good at keeping secrets.

★ He doesn't quite understand why you would want to be in the hotel. Perhaps you want to observe Charlies work, or maybe you are just bored like how he was. Whatever the reason, he's glad that you're around.

★ Similar to how loona has a human disguise, you have a demon disguise. He doesn't say it but he prefers your true form. You have a certain charm that he can't quite place when you aren't in wearing a demon disguise.

[iris-kitten-babe]

She sent a text to her, very ominous even though it was likely not meant to be.

“Get over here.”

“NOW”

@your-mom-666

"On my way!"

Iris quickly text back the second got the messages, quick to assume something bad had happened. She rushed over, barging into her room.

"What happened?! What's going on?!"

[oleanderblume]

I’m pretty sure the story of Adam, Eve and the serpent existed before John Milton wrote Lost Paradise, but you have a point about everything else.

The story of Adam and Eve in Genesis, yes, it is in the bible, but it's also important to note that nearly every denomination of Christianity has deliberately rewritten or written out/changed the Bible in the 2700 years since the book was originally written.

The myth of Lucifer's fall isn't mentioned until the book of Isaiah in the King James latin translation in and around the 4th century.

The actual text mentions the fall of a nameless king of babylon. [Though it's debated that this text is intended to represent the imorality of all rulers], the translation of morning star, or light bringer, was brought on by the latin translation of the text and popularized the idea of fallen angels, later retroactively applying the name Lucifer to the serpent from the original Genesis texts.

Then it was further expounded on by John Milton in his epic poems. [Among other later similar interpretations by folks before him or in his time]

It is also pertinent to note the commonality between the myth of Prometheus and the fall of Lucifer, both are functionally the same myth— which is nothing new and rather common due to geographic location and the particular way in which Christianity systematically adopted and appropriated the ethnic religious and cultural practices that it came in contact with as a means to convert people. [Check out records of norse mythology and all the "saints" in Irish Catholicism, a good chunk of them are gods that were subsumed by Christianity]

So yeah, Adam and Eve and the serpent from Genesis are all in the Bible, but none of it exists in a vacuum and Lucifer was retroactively included in the original Genesis story through various interpretations, John Milton's Paradise Lost being by far the most influental out of all of them.

If we’re talking about the specific influence on Hazbin Hotel, its more than likely Paradise Lost and Dante's inferno over actual texts in the bible, predominately because those were the most lasting cultural influences on modern day Christianity, including its interpretations by fundamentalist Christians, which I'd say is what Hazbin Hotel is directly pulling from and critiquing— not the bible itself.

But that's because that particular interpretation of Christianity has and continues to cause significant social and cultural harm to just about anyone who comes in contact with it.

Sorry, I went on a rant there 😅

I really like media analysis.