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[daytaker]

Obey Me! As the Russian Revolution (1917)

Disclaimer: This is all just for fun. I am not claiming that these characters are morally equivalent to these historical figures, some of whom did genuinely horrible things.

Vladimir Lenin - - - Solomon

After his brother was executed for revolutionary activity when Lenin was still a teenager, he became dedicated to the cause of socialism. He was single-mindedly and relentlessly pursued this goal for decades until he succeeded, at the expense of his own humanity. It was the concept of the revolution that motivated Lenin, not the individual people who might benefit from it. This justified the many innocent deaths that took place as a result of communist activities, both military and economic.

Solomon is a man of the people. He is a human for humans--no matter the cost. Generally, his view of humankind isn't concerned with the individuals in question, but for the destiny of the human world in relation to the seemingly more powerful Celestial and Demon worlds it coexists with.

Leon Trotsky - - - Satan

A wildly charismatic speaker who was perfectly willing to drop names and addresses. Young and happy to make both sacrifices and enemies in the name of the revolution, he spent some time in Siberia in exile before joining up with Lenin and others in London. He returned to Russia when the 1905 revolution began, and then was exiled to Siberia again when it fell flat. But he would not be stopped. No matter what it took, no matter how many times he would be forced to make his way back west from the tundra of Siberia, he WOULD see that the Revolution came about.

So this is probably my weakest case, which is funny because it was the first joke I made that inspired this weird little post. Of course, in the scenario I was joking about, I was comparing his failure to rally his brothers against Lucifer to Trotsky in 1905, but I mean. I'd buy Satan as a revolutionary any day of the week. Give him an individual to hate or a system to destroy and set him loose.

Also he kept getting stuck in the tundra. :/

Julius Martov - - - MC

A friend of Lenin, he became the leader of the Menshevik party when Russia's communists split into Bolsheviks (led by Lenin) and Mensheviks. The Mensheviks were the less radical group who favored more traditionally democratic methods of achieving power and were hesitant to reject dissenters and more willing to re-educate them.

Lenin remained friendly towards Martov, warning him ahead of time before Mensheviks were targeted by a political purge and trying to send him money while he lived in exile in Germany. Later in life, Lenin regretted losing Martov as an ally.

Tsar Nicholas II - - - Diavolo

Nicholas was not expecting to become the ruler of the country when he did. His father was hale and healthy, and Nicholas himself was on vacation, when his father suddenly died, leaving the throne to him. That's pretty much where the parallels stop, though. Nicholas was a cowardly and selfish ruler who struggled to empathize with his people and tended to agree with whoever spoke to him most recently.

But he's the emperor, so there's no getting around that.

Tsarina Alexandra - - - Lucifer

A German princess whose enthusiasm for her adopted Russian homeland was only matched by her subjects' dislike of her. She was extremely devoted to her family, sacrificing her reputation to keep Rasputin on board because she believed he could keep her son safe.

Grigori Rasputin - - - Barbatos

Ra-Ra-Rasputin, lover of the Russian queen, the all-knowing mystic counselor to the tsar, whose devotion was absolute, who was extremely tricky to kill, and who was said to prophesy his own death and the fall of the Romanovs.... Most of those things are untrue, but history is partly about what happened and partly about what people believe happened.

Felix Yusopov - - - Mephistopheles

Yusupov was the ringleader of the group of nobles who murdered Rasputin. Horrified by his cousin the tsar's public reliance on the clownish peasant Rasputin and wanting to uphold the power of the nobility over the rest of the citizenry, Yusupov and several friends invited Rasputin to his estates and killed him. Later, Yusupov capitalized on his reputation as the person who killed Rasputin, who was reviled by royalists, communists, and everyone in between, to escape violence from the Red Army. He also turned the tale of Rasputin's murder into a fishing story, where the fish became bigger and harder to kill with each retelling.

Alexander Kerensky - - - Does anybody really, really hate Barbatos? Or is there another angle that will make someone? Come on, fellow Obey Me! history nerds, I need your help.

Kerensky was the leader of the provisional government which was in power from the fall of the tsar in February until the October revolution by the Bolsheviks. He was prime minister from May to September, and not a particularly successful one.

Hating Rasputin was normal for people from all political ideologies, but Kerensky really hated Rasputin. He blamed him for Russia's involvement in and humiliating failures in World War I, urged assassins to kill him, and, after the February Revolution, even dug up his grave and burned his body.

(Yes, I recognize that there is a giant omission here, but I am not going to frivolously designate an anime boy as "Stalin".)

[crowclubkaz]

😈📚 characters from hazbin hotel as books 📚😈

i finally got around to posting all of these on my bookstagram, and i figured i'd post them here too! putting this together was so much fun that i just had to share. full book list below the cut!

👑 Charlie: - Tress of the Emerald Sea by Brandon Sanderson - One Last Stop by Casey McQuiston

✖️ Vaggie: - The Bandit Queens by Parini Shroff - Hopepunk by Preston Norton

🎥 Angel Dust: - Rented Heart by Garrett Leigh - Gay Bar: Why We Went Out by Jeremy Atherton Lin ♣️ Husk: - The Lost Weekend by Charles Jackson - The Gambler by Fyodor Dostoevsky

📻 Alastor: - A Certain Hunger by Chelsea G. Summers - Lost Signals by Max Booth III

🧹 Niffty: - Maid by Stephanie Land - The Dead Janitor's Club by Jeff Klima

🍎 Lucifer: - Angels Before Man by rafael nicolás - Dayspring by Anthony Oliveria

🐍 Sir Pentious: - Soulless by Gail Carriger - Boneshaker by Cherie Priest

💣 Cherri Bomb: - Girls to the Front by Sara Marcus - We Sold Our Souls by Grady Hendrix

🚬 Valentino: - Snuff by Chuck Palahniuk - Getting Off: Pornography and the End of Masculinity by Robert Jensen

📺 Vox: - Universal Harvester by John Darnielle - White Noise by Don DeLillo

📱 Velvette: - The Devil Wears Prada by Lauren Weisberger - Followers by Megan Angelo

🎸 Adam: - Fifty Shades of Grey by E.L. James - Why Men Love Bitches by Sherry Argov

🗡️ Lute: - Joan by Katherine J. Chen - The Valkyrie by Kate Heartfield

😇 Sera: - The Five People You Meet in Heaven by Mitch Albom - Dark Rise by C.S. Pacat

👼 Emily: - Halo by Alexandra Adornetto - Blue Skies by T.L. Martin

🥀 Rosie: - In the Garden of Spite by Camilla Bruce - Woman Eating by Claire Kohda

👸 Lilith: - Lilith by Eve Marmery - Jezebel by Megan Barnard

[justalittlerandomartist]

Queen lucifer 2024

Who i would cast for fourman high if i wasn’t broke(still love the va’s tho)

Jenna Ortega: Peggy Anna Kendrick: Anna Reese Witherspoon: Alice Renee Rapp: Zig Neil Patrick Harris: Justin Charlie D’Amelio: Veronica Selena Gomez: Kaylee Sabrina Carpenter: Vicky Anne Hathaway: Lissy

Jeremy Jordan: Deson Zendaya: Derin Timothee Chalamet: Lucifer Melanie Martinez: Eve

Ryan Gosling: Mark

Additional voices: Zac Efron, the tomato studios team, Barret Wilbur Weed, Chris Pine, the guy who plays thor, the guy who plays Loki, Angourie Rice, Lindsay Lohan, Winona Ryder, Avantika, Auli’i Cravalho, Christian Bale, Gabriel Damon, Ele Keats

[koisplosion]

Sebastian id pack !

Names:

August, Alexander, Alexandra, Alexandria, Alexandro, Alex, Alexis, Alexia, Aiden / Ayden, Auden, Ashton, Asher.

Benjamin, Bastion / Bastien / Bastian, Bastille, Basil, Beckett, Brien / Brian / Bryan.

Casper, Caspian, Cassian, Callum, Callister, Castiel, Cillian, Crispin, Cyprien / Cyprian.

Desmond, Damien / Damian / Damion, Darien / Darion / Darian, Dorien / Dorion / Dorian.

Emiliano, Emilia, Ethan, Evelien / Evelian, Evelin / Eveline / Evelyn, Evelyne.

Felix, Finnian, Finnigan, Fletcher, Felician / Felicien.

Gabriel / Gabrielle, Gabriela / Gabriella, Grayson / Greyson, Gillian, Griffin / Griffon, Griffith.

Hawthorn / Hawthorne, Hector, Hectare, Hadrien / Hadrian, Hasien, Hastien.

Imogen, Irving, Isadore, Isadora, Ien / Ian / Ion, Irine.

Jasper / Jazzper / Jesper, Julian / Julien / Julion, Julius, Jesker, Julio, Julie, Julia.

Kasper, Killian, Kaspian, Kassian, Kasabian, Katrine, Katrina, Katarina / Katerina, Katrien / Katrian.

Lucien / Lucian, Lucifer, Lien / Lian, Leon / Lion, Lillian / Lilian / Lillien / Lilien, Lucianus, Lucio / Luceo.

Matthew / Matthieu, Matthias, Morgen / Morgan, Mien.

Nicholas / Nickolas, Nathaniel, Nyx / Nix, Nyxton / Nixton, Nox.

Obsidian, Onyx, Oren, Orius, Orion, O'Brien / O'Brian, Octavian / Octavien, Orien.

Parker, Preston, Porter, Poet, Poem, Paien, Peregrine / Peregrien.

Russel / Russell, Rien / Rian / Ryan, Racien / Recene, Regien / Ragien.

Savannah, Sterling / Stirling, Sullivan, Sylvester / Sylvestre, Sylvanus, Sylvania, Spencer.

Theodore, Tristan , Tomas / Thomas, Thatcher, Tobias, Terien / Terrien.

Urien

Void, Victor / Viktor, Victoria / Viktoria, Vespian / Vespien / Vaspian / Vaspien, Vien, Vivian / Vivien / Vivienne.

Wilbur, William, Wacien.

Xaydien

Zadrian / Zadrien / Zaydrien.

1st p prns:

I / me / my / mine / myself.

Ci / cige / ciggy / cigarine / cigaretteswlf

Ei / ege / eggy / eggine / eggself

Fi / fre / froggy / frogine / frogself

Fri / froze /frozy / frozine / frozenself

Mi / me / mounty / mountine / mountainself

Oi / obse / obsidy / obsidine / obsidianself

Pi / pe / pumpky / pumpkine / pumpkinself

Si / se / sebby / sebine / sebself

Si / sebe / sebby / sebastine / Sebastianself

Si / soe / soupy / soupine / soupself

Si / sashe / sashy / sashimine / sashimiself

Si / se / summery / summerine / summerself

Smi / sme / smokey / smokine / smokeself

Ti / te / teary / tearine / tearself

Vi / ve / voide / voidy / voidine / voidself

Wi / wine / wintry / wintine (winterine) / winterself

2nd p prns:

You / your / yours / yourself

Co / cigar / cigars / cigarself

Eu / egger / Eggers / eggerself

Fro / freezer / freezers / freezerself

Fro / frogger / froggers / froggerself

Mo / mounter / mountaineers / mountaineerself

Ou / obsidianer / obsidianrs / obsidianerself

Po / pumpkiner / pumpkiners / pumpkinerself

So / sebber / sebbers / sebberself

So / Sebastianer / Sebastianers / Sebastianerself

So / souper / soupers / souperself

So / sashimir / sashimirs / sashimirself

So / summer / summers / summerself

Smo / smoker / smokers / smokerself

To / tear / tears / tearself

Vo / voider / voiders / voiderself

Wo / winter / winters / winterself

3rd p prns:

They / them / theirs / themself

Ci/cig, cig/cigs, cig/arette, cig/ar, cigar/cigars, cigar/ette, cigar/cigarette, cigarette/cigarettes

Eg/egg, Egg/eggs, egg/eggy

Fro/zen, froze/frozen, frozen/frozens, frozen/tear, Fro/og, frog/frogs, frog/froggy, frog/egg

Mount/ain, mount/mountain, mountain/mountains, mountain/road

Obsi/dian, obs/idian, ob/sidian, obsidian/obsidians

Pum/pkin, pump/kin, pump/pumpkin, pumpkin/pumpkins, pumpkin/soup

Seb/sebby, seb/Sebastian, sebby/sebbys, seb/by, sebby/Sebastian, seb/astiolan, se/bastian, sebas/Tian, Sebastian/sebastians

Sou/p, so/up, sou/soup, soup/soups, soup/soupy, sa/shimi, sash/imi, sash/sashimi, Sashi/mi, sashimi/sashimis

Smo/ke, smo/smoke, smoke/smokes, smoke/smokey, smoke/smoker, su/mmer

sum/mer, sum/summer, summer/summers, summer/summery, summer/summertime

Te/ar, te/ear, tea/er, tear/tears, tear/teary

Vo/oid, vo/id, voi/d, voi/void, void/voids

Win/ter, win/winter, wint/er, won't/winter, winter/winters, winter/wintry, winter/time

Titles:

The gamer, the smoker, the mountain dweller

The seasonal smoker, the village smoker

The farmers smoke buddy, the cigarette owner

The void egg admirer, the frog egg fan, the sashimi lover

(prn) who loves sashimi, (prn) who enjoys pumpkin soup

(prn) who treasures obsidian, (prn) who smokes

(prn) who owns frog eggs, (prn) with the cigarette in hand

(prn) who admires void eggs, (prn) and (prns) addicted self

(prn) who plays games with friends, (prn) with the bottled emotions

Coinings:

Sebastian + romance

Smokerscentstellic - dissomeismoker

Stardewanatomic - stardewgender

Voidchickspritic - obsidiagem

Mascorette

Tagging:

@the-church-of-strabismus @sanguinaryfreaks and @hewasanamericangirl

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[natandwandaseries]

Spooky Season Watches and Recs

My current and past spooky season watches with really short reviews in no particular order. All shows are on Netfilx

-Discovery of Witches: Current watch, timeline is a little unrealistic, but then again so are witches. Good show that completed so no cliffhanger ending. Currently on season 2

-The Magicians: Harry Potter for adults with swearing and drugs Have rewatched some episodes. Good show, second season is where it hits its stride when secondary characters get a lot more screen time. Good for a long binge.

-Lucifer: One of my favorite shows... until the last season that was so bad that it ruins the rest of the show. Just pretend the last season doesn't exist if you watch it

-Sabrina: New take on a classic, once again last season was a let down though so, a mindless binge. The musical episodes are horrible and no TV show should do them. It was okay.

-The Mayfair Witches: Recently watched, hard to get into at first and the story progression isn't great, but I love Alexandra Dadario. Season 2 is currently filming.

-The Vampire Diaries Trilogy shows: The Originals is the best of the three, I said what I said. *Only Legacies is on Netflix, Vampire Diaries is HBO, Prime for the Originals

-Fate: A Winx Saga: It would have been good if it had nothing to do with the original Winx

-Wednesday: I kind of feel like everyone has seen this one at this point

-The Good Witch: It is a hallmark TV show, low stakes, low on the witchiness (In my opinion). A relaxing watch but more for the background than something to keep you glued to your screen

[ariaste]

Hello Alexandra!

Been keeping up with your page since reading your meta (an impressive and engaging piece!) and I've found it interesting how you've been addressing other theories of the past.

As much as I LOVE myself some Steven Moffat slander, your dismissal of the JohnLock theory as totally unlike yours kind of struck me as odd? You go on to give a brief lesson on how to write a good theory, namely in not cherry picking.

This is genuinely confusing to me, as all of your theory is essentially cherry-picked, decontextualised facts.

Firstly, you take a bunch of evidence and remove it from the context of being a comedy. Sure, Nazi Zombies and a bullet catch seem a bit silly in that phrasing, but they're the LEAGUE OF GENTLEMEN, and Good Omens is so deeply a culmination of fantastic British comedy (this also wasn't even written by Neil).

You use Gabriel's weird behaviour as evidence of an unreliable narrative when most of it has context. You say that he never actually has anything to give Aziraphale - but he does, the fly is in the box - and he needs the memories so they don't get to erase him and demote him. You cite his ramblings about a tempest as unresolved and never mentioned again, as if there isn't a whole trial scene about Gabriel's desire to not have Armageddon pt 2 (electric boogaloo) and as if the Metatron doesn't explicitly mention the second coming.

You are very prescriptive in your stance that Maggie and Nina's relationship doesn't go anywhere - despite them being entirely responsible for Crowley actions in the final scene. They may have another purpose yet to be seen, but to say their relationship goes nowhere isn't true.

Also Crowley's actions aren't what triggers the separation at the end, that was going to happen even if he'd left straight away. If anything, what he does makes Aziraphale more hesitant to go, as he becomes quite resistant to the metatron afterwards.

You criticise the minisodes and say that the characters don't actually go back in time to look for clues. While I do understand a bit more why you would say this - the minisodes happen because they are triggered by things in the running narrative and they DO provide clues. Not all of them are regarding the Gabriel mystery as there are VERY strong clues towards Aziraphale's character development. The Job minisode especially shows Aziraphale's want to do good almost to the point of self flagellation. This is a clue about the end of the series, just not the way we thought. Also, they do provide clues for the Gabriel mystery, anyway. For example, the passage Gabriel cites that triggers the Job flashback is what God says to Job when he questions why he is being punished. This is a clue to the audience that Gabriel has been punished for questioning too, which actually IS the case.

The bit about the narrator? The plot of GO2 (unlike 1) isn't based around the idea of what 'God's plan' is, so there's no real narrative explanation for God to narrate. Also a massive joke in season 1 is that God ISNT reliable ("God doesn't play games with the fate of the universe" - "Where've you been?").

You take facts and remove them from biblical context. The former prince of heaven cast out is Lucifer, and the reference to a 'story' is because the bible exists, and works like Paradise Lost and even Good Omens itself. We have passed that story down for millennia.

The Crow Road is a great book, that yes! does feature elements of fragmented memory! So sure, sure, cherry pick and and use it for your theory - but also the catalyst of s2 is GABRIEL'S fragmented memory. It isn't a red herring to randomly reference the book.

You can continue like that for the bulk of the theory's content, as well as also question the actual foundation and what Neil actually seeks to benefit by intentionally bombing a season's writing in a situation where another season isn't promised.

There's also the fact you ignored that s2 was Gaiman's creation to set up the second novel point. If the plot of s3 is correcting false memories of s2, how could this still be true if Pratchett only had a hand in the latter?

You are free to make whatever conclusion you want and have as much fun with guessing, and you are clearly very talented in writing. But to act as if you haven’t cherry picked to suit your own agenda while criticising other works that tonally ARE similar to yours (regardless of whether you personally think Steven Moffat could pull it off like Neil, the whole 'I think this is bad writing, it must be intentional', is reminiscent of Sherlock s4) comes across as very 'holier-than-thou'. You say that you should look for evidence that disproves your theory, but it seems that at points you've genuinely just missed whole plot details.

I don't mean to say you shouldn't publish your theory, please do! Just don't act as if it isn't a culmination of subjective evidence that does already have plot explanations that you’ve then blamed on Neil.

It's also okay to not enjoy something as much as you thought you would, even if it is created by someone you admire. To paraphrase you, we are humans and we make mistakes.

I know this may come across as cruel and dismissive, but that is not my intention and I respect you. I just think you would benefit from this perspective.

ok

[primroseprime2019]

Name: PrimrosePrime ❀❀❀❀❀

Nicknames: 𝑃𝑟𝑒𝑐𝑖𝑜𝑢𝑠 𝐺𝑒𝑚，ᒪITTᒪᗴ ᑭᖇIᗰᗴ, 🅟🅡🅘🅜, 𝔏𝔦𝔱𝔱𝔩𝔢 𝔓𝔯𝔦𝔪𝔯𝔬𝔰𝔢

Age: 22 years old

Gender: Female

Sexuality: Bisexual, Polyamory, Demisexual, Xenosexual

Favorite Tv Shows: Transformers (Prime, Animated, Cyberverse, Earthspark and 2015’s Robots in Disguise), Star Wars Rebels, Gravity Falls, My Little Pony, Steven Universe, Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, She-Ra and the Princesses of Power, The Owl House, Lucifer, All American, Pokemon, Star Vs. The Forces of Evil, Miraculous Ladybug, Voltron: Legendary Defender, Stranger Things, Dragons: Race of the Edge and Defenders of Berk, Tales of Arcadia, Sonic Boom, My Hero Academia, Avatar: The Last Airbender, Legend of Korra, Lego Monkie Kid, Young Justice, The Sandman, Obey Me, Death Note, A Centaur's Life, Bob's Burgers, Big Hero 6: The Series

Favorite Books: Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Alexandra Bracken’s The Darkest Minds, Lore, Divergent, Warriors, Chronicles of Narnia, A Monster Calls, Wings of Fire

Favorite Games: Five Nights at Freddy’s, Sky: Children of the Light, Switchcraft 3, Super Mario 3D World, Apex Legends, Bendy and the Ink Machine, Minecraft, Genshin Impact, Uncoven, Pokemon Go

Favorite Movies: Percy Jackson and the Olympians: The Lightning Thief and Sea of Monsters, Avengers (Age of Ultron, Infinity War and Endgame), Godzilla and King of Monsters, Spider-Man: Into/Across the Spider-Verse, The Amazing Spider-Man 1 and 2, Spider-Man: No Way Home, Jigsaw/Spiral, Carrie, Shrek, The Last Unicorn, The Maze Runner, The Hunger Games, How To Train Your Dragon 1, 2 and 3, Rise of the Guardians, X-Men, Ghost Rider, Descendants, Jurassic World 1, Fallen Kingdom and Dominion, Nimona, Split, Glass, Candyman (2021), Nope, Us, Kong: Skull Island

Loves: writing, drawing, reading, taking naps, making friends, stargazing, watching movies, painting

I am autistic and I support LGBTQIA+

I am a writer and I’m working on 55 chapter stories called Transcendants.

I ᵃᵐ 𝕒 𝔩𝔬𝔫𝔢 𝔴𝔬𝔩𝔣 ᙖY ᑎᗩTᙀᖇᙓ

☆☆☆ 𝒯𝒽ℯ 𝒰𝓃𝒾𝓋ℯ𝓇𝓈ℯ 𝒽𝒶𝓈 𝒫𝓁𝒶𝓃𝓈 𝒻ℴ𝓇 ℐ𝓉’𝓈 𝒫𝓇ℯ𝒸𝒾ℴ𝓊𝓈 𝒮𝓉𝒶𝓇𝓈 ☆☆☆

♱

WIPS: Transcendants: A Light in the Darkness (55/55)

Transcendants: Starfall (55/55)

Transcendants: The Ghost's Curse (55/55)

Transcendants: Phoenix Rising (55/55)

[anonbinaryweirdo]

im rambling about me n devons ocsssss

for the deaths part, there's suicide mention(s) and mention(s) of fire !!

let m see if can remember deaths;

starting with the royales—

Jeremy was Michael Afton'ed (he got his insides ripped out basically)

Lucy got into... a car accident??? @deeplyinlovewithstars help

I think they said Diana got kidnapped? unsure

Dilon hung himself at a young age (the range was 5-12?? I think. I just know he was the first to die)

Derek was shot in the head at 15

Delilah got caught in a fire (I forget how old she was)

as for the mantovans—

Shamora got pushed off a building (I think she was the last to die.)

Alexandra was shot on her 16th birthday

misc characters—

Josh was deliberately drowned when he was twelve

Ash, same case scenario as Delilah, when he was younger

Haru (i forgot. but this just reminded me that HE was the last to die, not shamora)

and I'm sure that there are more, I just can't think of anyone else important

okay, now present canon ships !!!!! >:D (exes and current partners)

Josmora (Josh x Shamora; married)

Dilexru (this is an improvised ship name for Dilon x Alexandra x Haru; married)

Derash (Derek x Ash; married)

Jerelucy (Jeremy x Lucy; married)

Alarchie (Alexandra x Archie; exes)

Dereseph??? (Derek x Joseph; exes)

that's all I can remember

other relationships—

Diana, Dilon, Derek, Delilah (oldest-youngest; siblings)

Shamora, Alexandra (siblings)

Alexandra, Derek (best friends; in-laws)

Shamora, Delilah/Dilon (best friends; in-laws)

Delilah, Joshua/Ash (best friends; in-laws? Ash is her in law, not sure about Josh)

Shamora, Dilory (enemies. Dilory fucking killed her bye)

Every main OC, Joseph (they would all kill him on the spot)

probably some more

HEADCANONS + FACTS YAYYY

oh God where to begin

let's get. let's get Dilon out of the way. we hced a few months ago that he would NNNOT bail his spouses out of prison. oh, shamoras in jail? bailed. Josh is in jail? bailed. Lucy is in jail? bailed. Alex and Haru? keep them in there until their sentence is up. (/hj). don't get him wrong, he LOVES his spouses. but holy shit.

everyone has daddy issues. except ash. he's an orphan he doesn't get issues (jkjk but I THINK he had mommy issues??)

fun fact; the ONLY OC who has kept her personality throughout the years, was Lucy. she's perfect. I cringe every time I read back on old roleplays and see old screenshots. shamora would NOT act like this KILL IT

another fun fact; we would always argue over whether or not Jeremy was a top or bottom. this bitch recently revealed that he is a SWITCH (as Jeremy is their oc)

ANOTHER fun fact; during the starting days of our roleplays, Jeremy was like. Lucifer and Lucy was like Lillith. I'm so positive that this HAS changed. a lot. it probably isn't even canon anymore js

I think that Derek and Haru get along well, and yes it is because Joseph is Haru's brother as well as Derek's ex, BUT! Haru does NOT, and WILL not condone the type of abuse Joseph put Derek through EVER. he does not condone his brother's actions whatsoever, and always sided with Derek after he found out about everything.

adding onto Derek and Haru; Derek probably freaked out the first few times he saw Haru, given that him and Joseph look alike, if you don't count Haru's heterochromia

everyone lives together !! well, there's this one mansion that EVERYONE lives in, but they all have their separate homes for privacy (this is actually canon)

I'd like to think that Alex dyed her hair because she doesn't like thinking back on her birthday, aka the day she died. she's originally brunette, like shamora, but dyed her hair blue as to rid that image from her conscious. sometimes she forgets what she used to look like, until she somehow comes across an older picture, which sends her into a spiral

despite their coldness and stoicness, I would like to think that, if not anything else, Shamora and Dilon are passionate when it comes to their lovers !!

Dilon is the second oldest out of like five kids, affection was probably a frequent thing given how deprived of it they were when they were kids.. so if Alex were to fall victim to a panic attack, or if Haru just wasn't having a good day, Dilon would know, and go about dealing with it in his own ways. as I said earlier, he absolutely loves his spouses, even if he flat out refuses to acknowledge it most of the time. this only happens behind closed doors !! and I don't think they would tease him for it. this is rare, and he means well, so they'd accept it with lots of love !! plus they don't really feel like getting hit in the head with a pot like. ever.

and, unlike Dilon, Shamora initiates affection herself, even when she knows that Josh doesn't need it in that moment. her sister was clingy growing up, so she hardly minds Josh's clinginess. in fact, she'll start to get worried if he isn't holding onto her shirt somehow. there are times where she'll just sit with him and scratch behind his ears, or she'll grab his hand and tug him along with her if she knows she's going somewhere—knowing that Josh has to be trailing behind her, or he'll get lost and spiral if she isn't back within ten twenty minutes. she's quiet when affection is initiated from either of them, and mostly sticks to her actions doing all the talking for her. if Josh starts to get insecure about his place in the relationship, she'll know before hand and talk to him about it—one of the rare times she's actually verbal during any sort of affection.

I saw Devon say this in a hc channel; but Haru is definitely the mom friend !! skddkjdj my brain is running at 999mph thinking about them forgive me

I'm gonna stop here because 🧍🏽who tfs gonna read this besides Devon I am RAMBLING (I still have lots to say too. a lot more 💔)

[sacredarts]

Alice in Wonderland-Alice Kingsleigh: Elizabeth Harnois

Asper Creek-Emily Sommerset {OC}: Sofia Carson

The Baby-sitters Club-Dawn Schaffer: Undecided

Stacey McGill: Undecided

Camp Rock-Caitlyn Gellar: Alyson Stoner

Mitchie Torres: Demi Lovato

Charmed-Warren Trudeau {OC}: Blake Lively

Criminal Minds-Kaylia Strauss {OC}: Sophia Bush

DC-Barry Allen: Grant Gustin

Dick Grayson: Undecided

Hallie "Hal" Jordan {Fem!Hal}: Jessica Alba

Kara Kent: Laura Vandervoort

Oliver Queen: Justin Hartley

Diana Prince: Gal Gadot

Bruce Wayne: Undecided

Wally West: Undecided

Descendants-Alana {OC}: Undecided

Mal Dragonheart: Dove Cameron

Alyssa Florian {OC}: Sabrina Carpenter

Eliza Fitzhurburt: Undecided

Rebecca Fitzhurburt: Undecided

Evie Grimhilde: Sofia Carson

Princess Red: Kylie Cantrell

Whitney {OC}: Undecided

Fandomless-Whitney Castellan: Sofia Carson

Jack Frost: Undecided

Lana Hall: Victoria Justice

Lucifer: Dylan O'Brien

Emerson McCall {OC}: Undecided

Merlin: Katie McGrath

Cupid/Valentina Valois: Madelaine Petsch

Frozen-Elsa: Undecided

Glee-Hunter Clarington {Fem!Hunter}: Phoebe Tonkin

Clary Smythe {OC}: Lily Collins

Evan Smythe {NPC OC}: Victoria Justice

Lincoln Smythe {NPC OC}: Ian Harding

Riley Smythe {NPC OC}: Nina Dobrev

Sebastian Smythe: Grant Gustin

Solistice Smythe {NPC OC}: Demi Lovato

Jasmine "Jassi" Sterling. {NPC OC}: Undecided

Gossip Girl-Raelynn van der Woodsen: Madelaine Petsch

Serena van der Woodsen: Blake Lively

Halloweentown-Marni Piper: Sara Paxton

Harry Potter-Julietta Black {NPC OC}: Ashley Tisdale

Sirius Black: Undecided

Daphne Greengrass: Dianna Agron

Armani Malfoy {OC}: Lily Collins

Diana Malfoy {Fem!Draco}: Dove Cameron

Kristiana Malfoy {OC}: Lily Collins

Violet Grace Potter {Fem!Harry}: Kylie Cantrell

Alixzandria "Alixz" Riddle {OC}: Sofia Carson

Lady and the Tramp-Lady: Leighton Meester

Marvel-Jamie "Bucky" Buchanan Barnes {Fem! Bucky}: Olivia Wilde

Peter Parker: Andrew Garfield

Pepper Potts: Undecided

Johnny Storm: Chris Evans

Mythology: Apollo {Fem!Apollo}: Blake Lively

Artemis: Madelaine Petsch

Athena: Undecided

Chaos: Lana P

Hecate: Katie McGrath

Hestia: Undecided

Iris: Kristen Bell

Lethe: Alexis Bledel

Nike: Sarah Michelle Gellar

Styx: Chad Michael Murray

Nancy Drew-Nancy Drew: Kristen Bell

Once Upon a Time-The Poisoned Apple: Sofia Carson

One Tree Hill-Mikaela Scott {OC}: Sofia Carson

Paw Patrol-Skye: Undecided

Percy Jackson-Silena Beauregard: Lily Collins

Luke Castellan: Jake Abel

May Castellan: Undecided

Annabeth Chase: Alexandra Daddario

Monet Celestia Jackson-Blofis: Selena Gomez

Perci Jackson {Fem!Percy}: Lucy Hale

Sally Jackson: Undecided

Everly Riddle {NPC OC}: Blake Lively

Julietta Riddle {NPC OC}: Blake Lively

Pokemon-Eevee/Evline {OC}: Lily Collins

Pretty Little Liars-Imogen Adams: Bailee Madison

Aria Montgomery: Lucy Hale

Ava Jalali: Sofia Carson

Serenity Sakura Samuels {OC NPC}: Madelaine Petsch

Rise of the Guardians-Sapphyre Black {OC}: Shelley Hennig

Baby Tooth/Chelsey White: Dianna Agron

Sailor Moon-Marina Storms/Sailor Galaxy {OC}: Undecided

Scream-Sidney Prescott: Neve Campbell

Sonny With a Chance-Sonny Munroe: Demi Lovato

Supernatural-Brenna Braeden {Fem!Ben}: Crystal Reed

Gabriel: Demi Lovato

Addison Milligan {Fem!Adam}: Hayden Panettiere

Tangled: Pascal: AJ Cook

Rapunzel: Blake Lively

Teen Wolf-Stiles Stilinski {Fem!Stiles}: Troian Bellasario

The Vampire Diaries-Davina Claire: Danielle Campbell

Jeremy Gilbert {Fem!Jeremy}: Victoria Justice

Hope Mikaelson: Danielle Rose Russell

Kol Mikaelson: Undecided

Nicola Mikaelson {OC}: Undecided

Wizards of Waverly Place-Alex Russo: Selena Gomez

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i haven't seen The Lightning Thief movie since 5th grade when it came out so I'm rewatching it before i listen to the Newest Olympian episodes about it and i'm only 2 minutes in and i don't remember any of this at all so i thought i'd make a post of my reactions throughout the movie.

why is the fisherman surprised by poseidon's giant form??? shouldn't the mist cover it??? also why is poseidon walking out of the ocean in giant form???

ZEUS IS SEAN BEAN???????

reading the credits like, there's so many famous actors in this???? i don't remember them at all. rosario dawson??? who does she even play?

why is ms. dodds an english teacher? what?

isn't yancy academy supposed to be a boarding school?

percy hearing his dad's voice is so wild

pierce brosnan as chiron us not bad tbh

some of the casting is so spot on, if only the writing was better

chiron is revealing too much too fast

god i love this grover so much

HAHAHAAH the minotaur being in a cow pasture is so perfect

where is the minotaur's tighty whiteys

the minotaur didn't dissolve?????

why are so many demigods hurt lmaooo

love how all the other campers are the same age as percy. where are the little ones

there's a middle aged man in the background???? who is he? is he a teacher?

logan lerman and alexandra daddario's blue eyes are SO blue

more than one centaur at camp????

whoa whoa whoa whoa what. what. he's already being put in the poseidon cabin??? he hasn't even been claimed yet

chiron is so upfront in this movie it's wild

so luke just takes percy in for capture the flag but isn't his counselor hmmm

"I'm coming buddy, I'm coming!" jake abel is so perfect

annabeth and percy being on opposite sides of the game is so weird

annabeth is acting like clarisse c'mon now

why can poseidon speak in percy's mind

percy is suddenly good at fighting because he touched water? huh?

luke is so perfect

i don't think chris columbus knows how capture the flag works

a balrog?!?!?!?!

hades??? no. no. no. why would hades look like that. why does he look like lucifer. what is happening?????

"you cannot negotiate with hades. he'll kill you and your mother" why is hades evil

are they just not gonna get a prophecy

why would luke know how to get to the underworld

absolutely LOVE that luke is a gamer

also love that luke just said he broke into olympus and stole things. he literally just told them that he's the lightning thief

map to persephone??? "keeps her prisoner" god, why is hades literally the worst in this

oh they are looking for the pearls, interesting

luke has aegis?!?!?

awesome, no prophecy

annabeth you can't just steal from a wishing fountain

glad they kept uncle ferdinand

medusa SLAYS. that leather jacket is so nice damn

cool ipod product placement. kids today would never get it

he can heal other people with water????

oh none of the gods can see their kids???? is there a great prophecy in this or uhhh not

love grover eating a soda can

okay so the mist doesn't cover anything cool

so far two major rules of the percy jackson world don't exist: the great prophecy and mist. can it even be percy jackson without them?

so their dyslexia just lets them read greek letters?

so video calls on laptops don't attract monsters but cell phones do? i can't believe camp has wifi

also why tf is percy wearing the shoes

i kinda like the idea of the hydra presenting has like 5 people

ah, percy is wearing the shoes so he can fight the hydra while flying, i see.

annabeth has so many random weapons and they just sort of appear. does she have like, a bag of holding or something?

so like so far percy has not controlled water at all but now he just sees a water fountain and thinks, yeah i can use that

they're just toting medusa's head along hmm

oh the lotus casino is a stop they have to purposefully walk into, cool

grover how can you gamble? how can any of you gamble? none of y'all are supposed to look 18 or older

okay this lotus casino is significantly better than the show, i gotta say

time for the most iconic seen

love that the lotus flower is just drugs

they're just letting these kids gamble???

ah poseidon is why percy is able to remember

THE PEARL IS BEING USED FOR ROULETTE LMAOO

i can't believe they decided to replace the st. louis arch with the nashville parthenon

no crusty's??? no DOA records????

ooh catacombs

i think chris columbus confused the underworld with hell

are those supposed to be dogs?

oh there's rosario dawson, it's summer, why is persephone in the underworld

why is grover so sexualized

why is persephone so sexualized

oh the bolt is in the shield

"i am going to be king of the gods" alright chill

also just realized that there is no history between annabeth and luke and she's not upset that he was the lightning thief

sally went with them???

WHAT IS LUKE DOING HERE

luke having his own shoes is very funny

huh?

kronos is just not a factor in this movie

luke, you have the bolt, why are you chasing percy

percy hit luke so hard his shoes fell off

how does sally know how to get into olympus

i love how in the books the gods are 10 feet tall and in this movie they're 50

love that they recast hermes for the second movie

he's so tiny, i cannot take this seriously

i think it is interesting that poseidon would have stayed to raise percy if he could. the movie really said good dad!poseidon

percy doing the politician wave to say bye to his mom

grover is not looking for pan at all, interesting

CHIRON SAYUNG PERCY IS HIS FAVORITE IS SO FUCKING WILD there's literally other campers around you

annabeth wears pink because she's a girl and percy wears blue because he's a boy

whelp

that's about as bad as i remember

[fearlessmuses]

𝓹𝓮𝓻𝓶𝓪𝓷𝓮𝓷𝓽 𝓼𝓽𝓪𝓻𝓽𝓮𝓻 𝓬𝓪𝓵𝓵…

[ #𝐓𝐕 𝐌𝐈𝐒𝐂 𝐅𝐄𝐌𝐀𝐋𝐄𝐒 ] --- ᵇᵘᵗ ʷᵉ ʷᵉʳᵉ ᵈᵃⁿᶜⁱⁿᵍ, ᵈᵃⁿᶜⁱⁿᵍ ʷⁱᵗʰ ᵒᵘʳ ʰᵃⁿᵈˢ ᵗⁱᵉᵈ

alison hendrix ( fc: tatiana maslany ) from orphan black

elena michaels ( fc: laura vandervoort ) from bitten

eliza dooley ( fc: karen gillan ) from selfie

eve ( fc: inbar lavi ) from lucifer

kala dandekar ( fc: tina desai ) from sense8

lucy chen ( fc: melissa o’neil ) from the rookie

lucy preston ( fc: abigail spencer ) from timeless

mabel mora ( fc: selena gomez ) from only murder in the building

madeline mackenzie ( fc: reese witherspoon ) from big little lies

melinda monroe ( fc: alexandra breckenridge ) from virgin river

nancy drew ( fc: kennedy mcmann ) from nancy drew

olivia taylor ( fc: jenna coleman ) from wilderness

sadie mccarthy ( fc: melissa benoist ) from girls on the bus

please specify muse / or who for who

[bootyshaker900o]

“Playlists of my unhealthy obsessions/Simping”

These men have caused such a brain rot- that like they are my whole personality. I made a little playlist of songs for them

Dave/William Afton (🧍‍♂️ I have problems)

Jocelyn Flores - XXXTENTACION

Can You Feel My Heart - Bring Me the Horizon

Yandere - Jazmin Bean

Sex, Drugs, Etc. - Beach Weather

R U Mine? - Arctic Monkeys

Play Date - Melanie Martinez

Perverted - Elita

The Neden Game - ICP

Stalker’s Tango - Autoheart

Say My Name - Alex Brightman

Imma Kill You - ICP

Blow My Brains Out - Tikkle Me

CHOKE - I DONT KNOW HOW BUT THEY FOUND ME

Ryn, Rabinit Run - Flanagan and Allen

Boogie Woogie Wu - ICP

Donnie

Dirty Harry - Gorillaz

Me and Your Mama - Childish Gambino

Hell of a Ride - Bo Burnham

Family Jewels - Marina and the Diamonds

I’m still standing - Elton John

Puppet Boy - DEVO

Afraid - The Neighborhood

Reflections - The Neighborhood

Fluorescent Adolescent - Arctic Monkeys

One day - Lovejoy

The Ending - Hobo Johnson

Trouble - Hazel Bloom

Teen Romance - Lil Peep

Alien Blues - Vundabar

Team - Mag.Lo

Bad - Michael Jackson

Orphan Tears - Your Favorite Martian

Draxum

Problems - Mother Mother

Zydrate Anatomy - Paris Hilton

Toxic - Britney Spears

Liquid Smooth - Mitski

W.D.Y.W.F.M? - The Neighborhood

Trom Cat - Tyler, the Creator

E.T. - Katy Perry, Kanye West

Molly - MSI

Enemy - Imagine Dragons, JID

Never Satisfied - CORPSE

Desire - Meg Myers

Venom - Little Simz

Daddy AF - Slayyter (don’t ask)

Supermassive Black Hole - Muse

Such A Whore - JVLA

Six Forty Seven - Instupendo

Silco

Daddy issues - The Neighborhood

Genius- Sia, Diplo, Labrinth, LSD

Same Old Love - Selena Gomez

Guys My Age - HEY VIOLET

Life of the Party - The Weeknd

High Enough - K.Flay

Government Hooker - Lady Gaga

Why don’t U - Father, ABRA

New Americana - Halsey

Do You Even? - Jorge Aguilar II

Sugar Daddy - Qveen Herby 

Royals - Lorde

I Feel Like I’m Drowning - Two Feet

New Person, Same Mistakes - Tame Impala

Cold - Maroon 5

Come As You Are - Nirvana

Fantasy - Bazzi

Raph (my sweet baby boy 😭)

Dark Red - Steve Lacy

Somebody To Love - Queen

Careless Whispers  - George Michaels 

Her - Tyler, The Creator 

Are We Still Friends? - Tyler, The Creator

Trumpets - Jason Derulo

Hold On, We’re Going Home - Drake

Rodeo - Lil Nas X

Ms. Jackson - Outkast

EARFQUAKE - Tyler, The Creator

Mine - Bazzi

Die for You - The Weeknd

Love on the Brain - Rihana

Crazy In Love - Beyoncé, JAY-Z

Lucifer

Gooey - Glass Animals

Love Me Dead - Ludo

The Distance - CAKE

Like A Stone - Audioslave

Luxurious- Gwen Stafani

Applause - Lady Gaga

Please Me - Cardi B, Bruno Mars

Take Me Out - Franz Ferdinand

Alejandro - Lady Gaga

Love Is a Bitch - Two Feet

Aint no Rest for The Wicked - Cage the Elephant

Animal - Sir Chloe

Mr. Saxobeat - Alexandra Stan

Judas - Lady Gaga

Livin La Vida Loca - Ricky Martin

White Flag - Bishop Briggs

River - Bishop Briggs

Blurred Lines - Robin Thicke

Sway - Michael Bublé

Juicy

Monster Energy Gun - KevinKempt

Chop Chop Slide - ICP

Get Low - Lil Jon

Crazy - Gnarls Barkley

Star Shopping - Lil Peep

Never There - CAKE

Shake That - Eminem, Nate Dogg

Everywhere I Go - Hollywood Undead

Revenge - XXXTENTACION

POLTERGEIST! - CORPSE

My Mom - Eminem

Asshole - hooligan chase

Under the Influence - Eminem, D12

Shots - LMFAO

Him and I - G-Eazy, Halsey

The Hills - The Weeknd

my boy - Billie Eilish

Leo

Ain’t Shit - Dojo Cat

Feel Like God - Gazy

Nightmare - Halsey

Good-Old Fashioned Lover Boy - Queen

Mujeriego - Ryan Castro

Sweet Dreams - Eurythmics, Annie Lennox

Let’s Groove - Earth, Wind, and Fire

Pizzazz - Akintoye

Slumber Party - Ashnikko

INDUSTRY BABY - Lil Nas X

Milkshake - BBY KODIE

Bad - Michael Jackson

Pony - Ginuwine

Death of a Bachelor - Panic! At the Disco

Blah Blah Blah - The Oozes

Everybody Loves Me - OneRepublic

Joker (Joaquin & Heath’s) (don’t ask- please dont)

Purple Lamborghini- Skrillex, Rick Ross

Fame - David Bowie

Wolf is Sheep’s Clothing - Set It Off

To Catch a Predator- ICP

Back in Black - AC/DC

Tentative - System of a Down

Rainbows and Stuff - ICP

Hokus Pokus - ICP

Murder Go Round - ICP

The Juggla - ICP

HAHA - Lil Darkie

Broken - Lund

I Hate Everything About You - Three Days Grace

Criminal - Britney Spears

Cradles - Sub Urban

Loki

Mind Games - Sickick

I’m A Slave 4 U - Britney Spears

Who is She? - I Monster

A Pearl - Mitski

Cigarettes Out the Window - TV Girl

Redbone - Childish Gambino 

All for Us - Labrinth, Zendaya

Sucker For Pain - Lil Wayne, Imagine Dragons

My Ordinary Life - The Living Tombstone

Bubblegum Bitch - MARINA

I Write Sins Not Tragedies - Panic! At the Disco

Partition - Beyoncé

Suit and Tie - Justing Timberlake

Jealous - Eyedress

Yellow - Coldplay

My Oh My - Camila Cabello

[forgivetheweepingstardrops]

Oakgladessa, a female protagonist I created using Picrew, a character maker. This recreation of the protagonist being her official redesign. Oakgladessa, who’s birthname was Laurel, though her last name is unknown, was orphaned after the untimely death of her mother, a beautiful artist who died from a brain tumor, and her father, a caring and loving man from a wealthy family who’d been killed after protecting a pregnant woman during a hostage situation. She was two-years-old at the time and placed in in the care of her abusive and sociopathic aunt, because her grandfather and grandmother were already dead. After her aunt took her in, she didn’t care for her and she made the girl feel unloved. She never called Laurel by her name and treated her like a pet, her aunt would smoke cigarettes and drink alcohol instead of speaking to her niece or paying her any attention. Laurel spent most of her time at a church, where she felt beloved and cared for. She became really close with Jesus spiritually, she ran away from the house at the age of eighteen, abandoning her unloving and verbally abusive aunt. Laurel was discovered and adopted by The Slenderman on a humid night during the summertime while sleeping outside a Chick-fil-A, where employees and customers gave her leftover food. She started residing with the other Creepypastas and proxies of The Slenderman. She was given the name Oakgladessa by Bloody Painter and Judge Angels, because her late father was an artist and named one of his art pieces “Oak and Glass”, which his daughter kept after inheriting his money and a few of his other art pieces after his death. Laurel gave herself the fullname - Oakgladessa Haleema Holman Ffion Holmes Alexandra Becker Lilli Bond Anne Sheppard Greta McIntosh Macie McCullough Lorraine Blaese Laurel. She kept her real name, changing it from her first name to her last name, because Lazari found her real name pretty. The Slenderman became very overprotective of his adoptive daughter, and Oakgladessa grew to love him just like her actual father. The other Creepypastas and Slenderman’s proxies referred to her as the “Daughter of the Slenderman”. Being a follower of Christianity, specifically Presbyterianism, Oakgladessa is very meek and timid, but outspoken and pure-hearted. Her religion earned her nicknames like “Daughter of the Virtues” and “Daughter of the Virtuous” (by Zalgo), “The Virtuous Child” (by The Puppeteer), “Child of Christ” (by Herobrine), “The ‘Younger’ Judge Angels” (by Sonic.EXE), “The Christian Girl” (by Nina the Killer), “Daughter of Christ” (by Jane Richardson), “The Virtuous Orphan” (by Clockwork; Hoodie; Masky; and Zero), “The Modern-Day Mary” (by Jeff the Killer and Ticci Toby), “The Present-Day Marian” (by Judge Angels; Nurse Ann; and Lulu), “Child of God” (by Zalgo and The Puppeteer), “Daughter of God”(by Zalgo and Laughing Jack), “Choirgirl” (by Jane Richardson; Kate the Chaser; and Zero), “She Who Revealed the Light to Zalgo” (by Herobrine; Laughing Jack; and The Puppeteer), “Child of the Church” (by Ben Drowned and Eyeless Jack), and “The Christian” (because she’s adopted and she isn’t undead, cursed, or psychotic). She is a human being and she tries to be a good person. She doesn’t have any vices or sinful behaviors, and she is one of the aforementioned proxies of The Slenderman who hasn’t committed a crime or heinous act. She loves everyone around her especially her adoptive family. She’s very close with Jeff; Jane; Clockwork; Masky; Hoodie; Nurse Ann; Judge Angels; Sally Williams; Lifeless Lucy; Suicide Sadie; The Puppeteer; The Slenderman; Laughing Jack; Eyeless Jack; Smile Dog; Ben Drowned; Nina the Killer; and Lazari. She enjoys reading the Bible to much younger Creepypastas, especially the New Testament. Being a Christian woman, she strongly dislikes Lucifer and despises him, blaming him for tragedies that ruined the Creepypasta’s personal lives, loathing him for it. She is kindhearted and emotionally sensitive.

[gryfflepuffinthetardis]

Valentía Season One Cast

Doctor Xiomara Alexandra "Zoe" Noble-Valdez, M.D. — Selena Gomez

Special Agent Forensic Psychologist Profiler specializes in Neurological Disorders, Empathizing, Childhood Abuse, Crimes Against Children, Arson, Missing Persons, and Trauma

Alexander Noble — David Tennant

Senior Supervisory, Special Agent Profiler, specializes in mental health and familial abuse cases, co-founder of the BAU (along with Jason Gideon, David Rossi, Max Ryan, and Zelena Valdez)

Doctor Spencer Reid — Matthew Gray Gubler

Special Agent/Ph.D. Doctor Forensic Psychologist Profiler, specializes in statistics and geographic profiling.

Derek Morgan — Shemar Moore

Special Agent Profiler, specializes in fixations and obsessive behavior

Jason Gideon — Mandy Patinkin (Currently)/Ben Savage (Flashbacks)

Senior Supervisory Special Agent Profiler, co-founder of BAU (Along with Alexander Valdez, David Rossi, Max Ryan, and Zelena Valdez)

Aaron "Hotch" Hotchner — Thomas Gibson

Unit Chief Special Agent Profiler, specializes in legal matters

Elle Greenaway — Lola Glaudini

Special Agent Profiler, specializes in sexual offense crimes

Penelope Garcia — Kirsten Vangsness

Technical Analyst

Jennifer "JJ" Jareau — AJ Cook

Liaison with police and media officials

Recurring or Notable or Original Character(s):

Zarah Carina Noble-Valdez — Selena Gomez

The Missing Twin Sister/The Pretty Sister

Mazikeen "Maze" Valdez — Lesley-Ann Brandt

The Former Mentor/Overprotective and Highly Violent Cousin/Her Offical Protector 

Ciara Valdez — Aimee Garcia

Zelena Valdez — Melissa Fumero

The Mother/The Deceased Co-Founder of the BAU/The Protective Mother/Intelligence Analysis/Linguistic Analyst

Specialized/Specializes in Statistics, Geographic/Regional Profiling, Language Profiling, Child Advocacy, Cultural Profiling, Demographic Profiling, Sexual Offense Crimes, and Violent Crimes Against Children

Isobel Noble — Karen Gillian

*I made the gif of Maze from Lucifer but I did not make the video it's from. I just like how the person who made the video did the text and that credit goes to them. I couldn't find a gif or picture of Maze from Lucifer saying this line which is insane because it's one of my favorites of her lines and Maze has some pretty funny lines. But I also I wanted this picture because it shows what kind of person Zoe's cousin is. She's a badass and she doesn't follow the rules and she'll snark while at it. I got the picture off of a humor video of season four of Lucifer. So this does not belong to me nor any of the other pictures or gifs.*

*I might change Callie's name. It was originally supposed to be like a space name but I just feel like it doesn't fit anymore.*

*Callie's name has offically been changed to Zarah (Like Sarah but with a "Z")*

*Added this to Archive of Our Own and added some gifs.* *The second Elle one is grainer because I had to reduce the file size for Tumblr.*

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Zoe Noble-Valdez Gif Source: (Don't remember. Too long ago)

Alexander Noble Gif Source: Me

Spencer Reid Gifs Source: @hawkasss

Derek Morgan Gif Source: @criminalmindsverse

Jason Gideon Gifs Sources: @criminalmindscaps, Me

Aaron "Hotch" Hotchner Gif Source: @lihiominaa

Elle Greenaway Gif Source: Me, Me, Unknown

Penelope Garcia Gif Source: @imagining-in-the-margins (If you like Spencer Reid/reader fics, I recommend this blog)

JJ Gif Source: @panther-of-shadows

Zarah Noble-Valdez Gifs Sources: @gifsforgomez

Mazikeen "Maze" Valdez Gif Source: (I don't know. I forgot. Sorry)

Ciara Valdez Gif Source: @kissofgallifrey

Zelena Valdez Gifs Source: Unknown

Isobel Noble Gifs Source: @psychictwinsrph, @amelia-thebold-blog

[guttersnarls]

A bit strange how Revolver Magazine is asking every musician they get their hands on whats their favorite Ghost song, I mean imagine being someone as accomplished as Rob Halford and asked to talk about a band he would probably consider a new band lol. I get it tho Impera IS the album of the year and it gives good click bait 

Anyway.. out of all the musicians (and there’s some pretty heavy hitters asked) this one so far is my favorite... 

We had the carnal pleasure of doing two tours with Ghost last year, and have so many diabolical memories. It's not possible to express everything we feel about Ghost in just a few sentences. Let's just say we'll hold a black candle for Ghost for eternity — they're incredible humans and put on the best damned show… Makes even fallen angels cry. Personally, we love all their songs, but I'm spotlighting "Kiss the Go-Goat," since it's a 100-percent accurate depiction of the orgies I have personally attended, and the osculum infame is just one of the many reasons why I believe Satan to be a much better kisser than Jesus. - Alexandra James (Twin Temple)

Many Hails to Alexandra for praising Ghost but also for taking the opportunity to Hail Satan and plug one of TT’s songs (Lucifer, My Love) all in one swoop of the broom. Brilliant ♥️

[annoying-shits-i-think-of]

Species Swap AU part 3

Lucifer : "So you're Levi's new friend ?"

Alex : "Yes, sir. My name's Alexandra but you can call me Alex. Nice to meet you."

Lucifer : *smiles* "Nice to meet you too. I hope you'll be a good influence on Levi."

Alex : *is a demon* "..."

Levi : *groans* "Stop !"

Satan : "Wait ! Isn't Alexandra the name of a demon ?"

Alex : "My parents found it pretty and didn't try to search where it comes from."

Satan : *nods*

Levi : "Alright ! We need to go now ! Later !" *drags Alex outside the house with him*

Mammon : "This is suspicious."

Belphegor : "True."

Lucifer : *sighs* "You two need to stop. Levi finally has a friend who make him spend more time outside his room."

Belphegor : *pouts*

Mammon : "That's why it's suspicious ! And Levi never went out of the house before ! How did those two meet ?!"

Belphegor : "That's right !"

Asmo : "Oh ! Levi told me about this ! They played the same game for a long time and decided to meet up and see each other in real life for the first time !"

Satan : "I'm not surprised by this."

Lucifer : "See. You two really don't need to worry."

Mammon and Belphegor : *pout*