#lt quote

[elceeu2morrow]

Kelly: Can I ask you a question that's completely off topic?

Louis: You can, go on then yeah.

Kelly: What color are your eyes?

Louis: Good question. Um, well now wearing green (pointing to his shirt) they often go a bit green. But they are blue I think. They are blue.

Kelly: Right now, they are really special.

Louis: Oh, thanks a lot, thanks a lot. (eyebrow raise, tongue out)

Kelly (to Ryan): Don't you think?

Ryan: I do, they're mesmerizing. I'm barely making it through the questions, they're so mesmerizing.

Kelly: Like jewel toned. Jewel toned eyes.

[Live with Kelly and Ryan, 11.14.22]

[gomzdrawfr]

y/n please

redraw of @warenai's incorrect quotes from this post

shameless plug but my commissions are open :]

[star-trek-shallot]

source: @fun.ny_texts on insta

[to-trek-or-not-to-trek]

TOS Characters as Oddly Specific College Students

Kirk: Frat bro who approaches you when you're sitting alone in the corner at a party, and at first you think he's going to be a dick, but then he actually shows concern?? for your well-being??? and you later find out he's in like 15 volunteering clubs and it makes a little bit more sense.

Spock: That one kind of bitchy TA who's working on his post doc and doesn't have time for you to not understand Stoichiometry, he's got real problems.

McCoy: The equally bitchy lab assistant who's got beef with the TA for some reason, even though you've seen them willingly hanging out around campus.

Scotty: That one guy in your dorm who jerry rigs two mini fridges and a microwave together to charge his homemade laptop. At least he hasn't burnt anything down yet.

Uhura: Impeccable girl with flawless notes and A-game outfits EVERY class, which is especially confusing because you're pretty sure she's a computer science linguistics double major?? hello??? does she sleep??

Chekov: That one guy who always kind of fucks around, and one day he accidentally sets off the fire alarm and evacuates his whole dorm, and he feels really bad about it.

Sulu: That one gay guy in the second row of your lecture with outfit goals and such a wicked sense of humor that makes you actually want to come to class.

[mactavishenjoyer]

LT. Price:"One day I'm going to be a captain with only the best people on my team."

(10 years later)

Price:"NO! SARGENT GET DOWN FROM THAT FUCKING TREE! NO I DON'T WANNA SEE A "COOL TRICK"!!!"

[ducktracy]

i have been infatuated with this comic about Daffy taking up residence in Porky's mailbox for months now and want to share the joy. i don't tend to go to these comics for a sincere investment in story, but the potential this has as a cartoon is extremely entertaining

[apopsyxhs]

Ψυχοθεραπευσου πριν γίνεις γονιός μπας και ο πλανήτης αλλάξει

[dreamings-free]

TASH 🥹

tashfrisco instagram stories 8/9/24

[the2fort9]

Spy: "You were supposed to do something about the raccoon under the deck." Soldier: "I did! I named him Lt. Bites. He likes Coco Puffs."

[headcanonthings]

Lt. Jee: I know you snuck out last night, Prince Zuko. Zuko, internally: Play dumb! Zuko, aloud: Who's Prince Zuko? Zuko, internally: Not that dumb!

[elceeu2morrow]

Nan: Mum worried about you in as much as she worried about the, um, knowing how much it means to you to be, not the kingpin as such, but to have an equal opportunity. And if you weren’t getting it, she knew how much it’d upset you and of course it upset her if you were upset.

[Louis: Yeah, I think that’s where I felt hard done by, where I didn’t think things were fair, you know what I mean, and that was difficult for me. And also without having any kind of understanding of what I was getting into, really.]

Nan: Probably if they analyzed why you were like that they might have liked you more, if you know what I mean? [Louis: yeah, yeah.] Instead of just thinking you were cocky.

[Louis: I had the luxury of growing up with a mum like mum, growing up in Doncaster, it makes you a certain way.]

- All Of Those Voices, 2023

[abitunexpected]

Riker turning data off: pinochio is broken, his strings have been cut

Picard, holding a phaser set to kill: I would like to remind the court that being broken is just as easy for people Comander Maddox *does* consider to be sentient

[writersmorgue]

they’re married ❤️

ty anon!!!!

[star-trek-shallot]

Sulu: What superlatives did you all get in the Enterprise annual yearbook?

Uhura: Prettiest smile.

Kirk: Nicest personality.

Scotty: Most likely to start a bar fight.

Spock: Least likely to start a bar fight but most likely to win one.

source: @adventures-in-teyvat

[to-trek-or-not-to-trek]

TNG Characters as Oddly Specific College Students

Picard: Exhausted master's student who just wants a break so he can run his historical LARP club.

Riker: The frat boy who looks like a bit of a douche when you meet him but carries everyone back to the dorm with ibuprofen and water.

Troi: Psychology TA who's probably not using you for her research... probably

Dr. Crusher: That one overly enthusiastic RA who becomes your bestie, perhaps against your will

Worf: Business professional fraternity brother who hates being confused with the likes of Riker.

Data: That one kid in your art class that is getting a degree in Applied Mathematics and Computer Science, and when you ask him, "wtf why are you here," he just says, "I wanted to learn art :)"

Geordi: The RA who's actually a solid bro, engineering major but the one engineering major who's not an asshole.

Wesley: The poor kid who got to college aged 16 or 17 and isn't allowed to leave the building without parental permission

[braverytattoos]

Louis is a great person to just sit and kind of admire what he's like....