#pftttt

[gomzdrawfr]

y/n please

redraw of @warenai's incorrect quotes from this post

shameless plug but my commissions are open :]

[royalarchivist]

Phil: [Reading a chat message] "Me and my friends were hanging on VR, and want–" You're watching my stream in VR right now?

Phil: 👁️👄👁️

[satoruxx]

are we going to see megumi in toji hybrid au… the dynamic between the three of them would be so cute!! both wolves fighting for readers attention!! baby megumi with small ears and small paws :((

I REFUSE TO SPOIL ANYTHING SO IM IGNORING THE FIRST PART OF YOUR QUESTION BUT ILY :333 (i feel like me ignoring it gives it away tho....rip)

anyways YEAH megumi def inherits toji’s protective ass attitude so you bet he’s taking over when his dad isn’t around.

he's seen his dad walk around with you, the terrifying guard dog on high alert as his green eyes glare at anything that moves near you. megumi has noticed the way people hesitate to approach you bc of toji, and how toji seems to enjoy that. and soon enough megumi understands why—it's a fantastic way to keep you to himself. so absolutely he's gonna follow in his father's footsteps.

except... he's literally too cute to be intimidating <///3 don’t tell him that tho he’s trying so hard to be a big scary wolf like his dad :((

megumi will get grumpy at anyone who has your attention, glaring over your shoulder as you walk through the supermarket if he notices their eyes on you. especially if it’s a man. what can he say, his dad has raised him well. it just…doesn’t usually have the desired effect. most of the time he’s met with soft coos and squeals when he tries to mimic his dad’s aggressive behavior.

(little munchkin with furry ears and pointed teeth.)

it irritates him, because he wants to be like toji in this regard.

but when he’s competing with his dad??? oh all the loyalty is gone. the two of them are always clinging to you, eager for attention like the big puppies they are. megumi has inherited toji's aggresiveness, but he's much more casual about it. even as a lil baby he will find sneaky ways to pull you away from toji, and that just irks the older wolf.

he tries saying anything and you're just like ????? which is exactly what megumi wants LMAO :33

toji just has to sit there and sulk bc obviously gumi is your lil baby and you're gonna show him all the attention he wants. just don't be surprised if your bigger wolf ends up grumpy and brooding—he hates sharing. it's so funny though bc they're both so sneaky so you'll just be caught between their schemes to get you to show them affection.

but whatever. like father like son after all :33

[blu-ish]

Your sonadow with the Rio audio made me think of an AU where Shadow was just up to destroy all humanity instead of all of earth, so that’s why he takes Sonic after their first meeting

“Okkk I’m taking all the mobians somewhere safe before blowing up humanity 😊😊😊… oh this one looks just like me! Well, we gotta save time come with me”

HELPPPPPPPPP OH MY GOSH THATS FUNNY ASF

Shadows over here pulling a Mewtwo and Sonic is smitten and a lil confused on what tf is happening someone help them they are dumbasses

[benthesoldiersjeanshorts]

[isurrendertoclones]

Crosshair: Well, I didn’t get daily intel briefings in my cell.

Omega: Yes you did!

[rheasbrvtality]

YALL WHY DID I THINK BAD BUNNY WAS ABOUT TO BE REYS PARTNER 😭

[cybervom1t]

that cliché “oh. oh.” they do in fanfiction but instead it’s “anal. anal.”

[shikai-the-storyteller]

"Absolutely no hand-holding allowed before marriage" we know Fit, this is why you're in a slowburn relationship.

[u3pxx]

someone give me the strength to draw bad omens tonight

oh and i guess do school stuff too, yeah that too whatever

[general-kalani]

"What the fuck is-"

HE'S GONE!

Several feet up in the air he goes, crashing back down in a bush with several cuts, cruises, twigs, leaves and more now staining him.

"O W!"

[royalarchivist]

Leo: i miss richi

Bad: I miss Richas too.

Foolish: Yeah...

Bad: He's in a better and much warmer, much lower place now...

Foolish: Shame I never gotta slap my- slap my grandson around one more time. [Looks at the sky]

Bad: Yeah... [Also looks up]

Foolish: ...Why are we looking up? That MFer's definitely down here. [Laughs] I dunno why we're looking up.

Bad: [Laughing] Bye Richas! [He waves at the ground] Poor Richas, nooo.

Foolish: Yeah, no, there's only one- one place for that guy. That Egg was a menace.

Bad: Oh well!

[absolutedisaster69]

Charles likes to drink Arthur's refreshing titty milk.

[prettyinsea-blue]

The funniest tik tok I’ve made so far🤣

[gyubby99]

"Ass or tits?"

Mallory: TV.

[nicholas-wolfwood]

"Why the HELL would they have two words for ketchup?"

@needlenxggin