#loved Sheldon calling his Mom to tell her

[theromanticrationalist]

I still can’t believe some blonde strumpet tried to seduce Sheldon Cooper! 🤬 But also, I totally can - he’s an absolute dream boat. I want to be absolutely furious with her, which I am, and yet gotta admire her gumption.

All that matters, is that SHAMY’S ENGAGED! 😍😍😍🥳🥳🥳😭😭😭🫨🫨🫨🥰🥰🥰

*screams into the fabric of spacetime and into the void of the singularity*

[midnightstar-90]

In Charge

Cooper Family x Fem!Reader | Georgie Copper x Fem!Reader Taglist | Requests | Wattpad Main Masterlist | Other Actors and Characters Masterlist Requested Anonymously: “hi honey! i have no idea if your still taking requests but if you are, could you do a georgie cooper x fem!reader (where they are already dating), and that missy some how convinces everyone to pretend to be a family (like georgie’s the dad, y/n is the mum, sheldon and missy are the kids) and at the end when y/n stays over georgie tells them how great of a mum she would be and how he wants to start a family with her? just pure fluff? love your work so so much <333” Summary: The reader’s in charge and all she wants is Peace, which leads to an interesting conversation between her and Georgie. Warnings: None, really. I mean, there's fluff, but other than that... nothing really A/N: My ADHD is allowing me to write today, so that is what I shall do. This will be based before Georgie drops out of school and has a kid. And because it was an anonymous request, I couldn’t ask, but instead of playing house, I made it as the reader babysitting. That’s kind of like playing house right? I just didn’t know how to make it about them playing house without it basically being Y/N and Georgie babysitting. If you requested this and didn’t like it, I will rewrite it as them all playing house, just privately DM me, if you’d like to remain anonymous. Words: 2.4K

“Alright, everyone, I’m headed to the store,” Mary said as she exited her room. She made her way through the living room seeing Y/N and Georgie cuddled up on the couch, flipping through channels with no one else in sight.

Mary turned to Georgie and asked, “Where’s your father?”

Georgie’s eyes stayed glued to the TV screen as he gave his mother a shrug of the shoulders. Y/N saw this and slapped Georgie’s shoulder with a hard glare. “Georgie, it’s disrespectful to ignore your mother,” the teenage girl said sternly.

“Ow!” Georgie exclaimed, looking away from the TV to observe his arm for a bruise. When he realized he was okay, he looked up, looking between his girlfriend and his mother. “I didn’t ignore her. I said that I didn’t know.”

Y/N glared and rolled her eyes at the boy before looking over at her boyfriend’s mother. “I don’t know where he went, but he was grumbling about having a hard day,” She said, answering Mary for Georgie. Mary thanked the girl before continuing into the kitchen with a scoff. She mumbled her husband’s name, annoyed, and called out, “Y/N’s in charge.” Georgie’s eyes instantly went wide in shock as he stared wide-eyed at the kitchen entrance, unable to actually see his mother from his current position. Y/N sat next to him with a smirk as they heard the sound of keys jingling and a door closing.

As soon as the door closed, Sheldon stormed out of his room, looking as if he was about to blow his top. “Mom!” He loudly called out, not receiving an answer. 

Georgie paid no mind to the boy, instead bringing him back to the television as if nothing happened. Y/N looked over at the boy with caring eyes and said, “She just left. What’s up, bud.”

“Do you know when she’ll be back?” Sheldon asked frantically.

“No, I don’t. I’m sorry. Is it something I can help with?”

Sheldon hesitated, not knowing if he trusted Y/N enough to help him. He wasn’t used to going to people outside of his family for help. He huffed, “Missy took my Flash action figure, and she won’t give it back.”

Y/N stood from her spot on the couch. Georgie gave her a quick look and then turned back to the TV. “I’m sure Missy wasn’t trying to intentionally upset you, Sheldon,” The girl reassured him in a soft voice.

Sheldon gave Y/N a blank stare. “Have you met my sister?”

She chuckled and said, “Come on. Let’s see for ourselves.”

She followed Sheldon to his shared room, leaving Georgie alone on the couch. As they entered, the two spotted Missy sitting on her bed playing with a Barbie doll and Sheldon’s Flash action figure.”

“See!” Sheldon exclaimed, pointing directly at his twin.

Y/N let out a small “mhm” as she moved to sit on Missy’s bed, next to her. “Hi, Missy.”

“Hi,” She responded, continuing to play with the doll and action figure. (I know there are people who would ridicule me if I put the action figure in the “dolls” category, so I’ll leave it at that.)

“Whatcha doing?”

“Playing.”

Y/N heard a frustrated groan behind her and quietly sighed.

“Missy?” Y/N spoke a bit more sternly than before.

“Hmm.” Missy looked up at the older girl.

“Did you take Sheldon’s to-”

“Action figure,” Sheldon cut the girl off to correct her.

“Did you take your brother’s Action Figure without asking?” Y/N asked. The younger girl gave the teenager an apologetic frown as she slowly placed the dolls on the bed. Sheldon swooped in behind the girl and snatched his Flash action figure from off of his twin’s bed.

“It’s not very nice to take people’s things without asking. What if Sheldon did it to you?”

“I’d punch him in the face,” Missy Responded. 

Y/N scolded Missy, causing her to shy away. “Apologise to your brother.”

“But-”

“I said apologise.”

“This isn’t fair.”

“That doesn’t sound like an apology to me,” Y/N said, still scolding the child in front of her. She heard a snicker behind her and slowly turned to face Sheldon. Sheldon jumped. His smile was replaced with a look of fright. “Something funny?” Y/N asked the boy. She was now scolding him, but it was the frightening position the girl was in that really scared him. Her body was facing his sister, whilst her head faced him. He felt as if he were staring into the eyes of an owl that looked like his brother’s girlfriend.

He quickly shook his head. “No. No problem.”

“I don’t think laughing at someone who is trying to apologize is really respectful. I think you both should apologize to each other,” She ordered. The room went silent for a second before the two suddenly began to speak, simultaneously.

“I’m sorry for taking your stupid doll without asking.”

“I’m sorry for laughing at your terrible excuse for an apology.”

Y/N looked between the two in utter shock. How can they both be this bad at apologizing? She shrugged it off as she stood up from her sitting position. “Well, it wasn’t the best, but we’ll get there.  For now, I don’t want to hear any more about this Flash doll-”

“Action figure.”

“Whatever! I don’t want to hear about it anymore, okay? The two nodded and the girl took that as her cue to go. She went back into the living room to see Georgie still watching TV. She scoffed, rolling her eyes at her boyfriend.

As she approached her spot on the couch, Georgie looked up, finally noticing her. “Hey, you’re back,” Georgie said with a smile. “I kept your seat warm for you.” He patted the spot where she sat, earlier. 

Y/N looked down at the couch cushion in disgust. “Literally or figuratively, because I told you last time that that was gro-”

“Relax. It was figurative. Geez, you do one thing as a joke, and suddenly you’re labeled for life.”

Y/N laughed at her boyfriend's dramatics as she joined him on the couch. Georgie looked over at the girl, admiring everything about her. In his mind, he saw Y/N as the prettiest girl in the universe. No one compared to the girl when it came to looks, smarts, and her nurturing personality. 

He wrapped his arm around the girl and pulled her into his chest. “You know, I think you would make an amazing mother one day,” Georgie said, catching Y/N off guard. She lifted her head off of her boyfriend’s chest so that she could look at him.

“Wow! Where did that come from?”

“I’ve seen you with my family, and despite how messed up it is, you manage to wedge yourself into everyone’s heart one way or another. Not to mention the fact that I heard how you handled Sheldon and Missy, just now. That’s something I’ve only seen my mother do and succeed. But in my opinion, you did it best,” Georgie said. Y/N’s heart was racing as watched and listened to Georgie speak about her. Tears brimmed her eyes as she gave the boy a loving smile before giving him a quick kiss.

“Awe, Georgie. That’s the sweetest thing anyone has said to me.”

“Well, it’s true.”

“If it’s any consolation, I think you’ll be an amazing father.”

“Really?”

“Really,” Y/N chuckled. The two pulled each other in super close for a tight hug. Y/N’s head, once again rested on Georgie’s chest. She closed her eyes as she took in the aroma of her boyfriend’s cologne. Georgie placed a kiss on top of her head, wishing that this moment would never end.

When they pulled out of the hug, Y/N moved slightly away from the boy, so that she could get a better look at him. She wore a mischievous smirk as she asked, “When you thought of me as a mother, what did you envision?”

She chuckled as she watched Georgie think for a second. “I saw you… as my wife. And in your arms, we have a son, who you can never put down because he loves his momma so much that if you try to put him down, he screams. And don’t get me started on the sleeping situation.” Y/N laughed, making Georgie smile. She motioned for Georgie to continue. “Okay, well we also have 4 other kids.”

Y/N’s eyes went wide in astonishment. “5 kids? You think of us having 5 kids?” 

“And a dog. Anyways there’s little Joanne, but she goes by “Jo”. She’s a tomboy and a daddy’s girl at the same time. Then there is Tommy. He’s a year older than Jo, and he’s tough. If you mess with his siblings you are in a world of hurt.”

Y/N nodded her head, saying a small “okay,” as she continued to listen. “The oldest two are Fawn and Sam. Their completely different, but the two are always together, which sometimes leads to fighting. That’s where you, the mamma bear come in. You know all your kids, and you know how to easily tame them.”

“I like it,” Y/N chuckled. “Now I don’t know if I can handle 5 kids, but I love your idea of what our family would look like in about 20-30 years.”

“Hold on. You want to wait until we're in our 30’s and 40’s to have kids?”

“Sorta. I mean having all those kids is gonna take time. And how will we support them if we aren’t stable? You can take care of kids all day, but who is gonna provide? Kids are expensive, Georgie. You gotta feed them, clothe them, put them through school, take them to the doctor. You need money for all of those things.”

“And I can do that,” Georgie added. “I’m gonna be the moneymaker. I’ll have a job that pays well, and move us into a nice, big house.”

“What about me?”

“What about you?”

“I don’t want to be a housewife. I want to have my own job. And why do you get to be the main source of income?” 

“First off, I didn’t say you had to be a housewife. You can have a job, but I want to be the one who gives you everything you want. I want to take care of you and to do that, I work hard, maybe even owning my own company.”

“Businessman. I can somewhat see it.”

“Well, I will be. That’s how we can afford everything because my business is booming,” Georgie assured the girl. Her smile remained on her face, getting wider and wider as they went deeper into their hypothetical future together.

The two continue to talk for a few more minutes as the sound of feet walking across the floor gets closer and closer to them. The sound eventually stops behind Y/N. Georgie looks up and glares at the person who interrupted their moment together. “What now, Sheldon?” Georgie asked with a touch of irritation.

“I’m hungry,” Sheldon spoke. Y/N turned to look at the boy.

Georgie responded to Sheldon, “You’re smart, don’t you know how to make you a sandwich?” Y/N kicked Georgie’s leg, receiving a small “ow” from the older boy.

“Sheldon, your mom went to the store. I’m sure she’ll be back soon and she will start on dinner.”

“But I’m hungry now.”

“Sheldon, if you eat now, then you are gonna spoil your appetite. And you know more than anyone that it takes longer than an hour or two to digest your food, so why don’t you go back in your room, and wait.”

“Okay,” Sheldon sighed as he made his way back to his room.

“See! You just tamed a wild Sheldon, that’s almost impossible.” Y/N rolled her eyes at Georgie’s comment.

“Y/N!” Missy called out walking into the living room. Y/N watched the younger girl walk in with an arm full of dolls. “Y/N, will you play with me? I’m bored, and I have no one to play with.”

“Sure,” Y/N agreed, giving Missy a beaming smile. She moved off the couch. “What? Nooo! Where are you going?” Georgie asked, frowning up at his girlfriend as she moved farther and farther away from him. Missy quickly grabbed Y/N’s hand with her free hand and started pulling her toward her room. Y/N looked back at Georgie and whispered “Sorry,” whilst laughing at Georgie’s expression.

Georgie eventually left the couch and went to his room. He was jealous of the fact that Missy and Sheldon had basically hogged up all their time together. He aggressively flopped on his bed and opened up the magazine he was reading before Y/N came over.

His door was open, in case Y/N got bored of playing dolls with Missy and wanted to join him. So when Mary walked into the house and dropped her keys in the key bowl, Georgie heard it. Y/N must have heard also, because as soon as he heard his mother grunt, probably from bringing in groceries, Y/N rushed out of the room and graciously helped the woman.

Georgie stood from his bed and curiously entered the kitchen. He watched Mary and Y/N laugh as they walked back into the house with the groceries. “I must admit Y/N since Georgie has started seeing you, he’s been different.” Y/N looked up at the woman with a frown. “No! Not in a bad way. He’s kinder and a bit more respectful. And look at this house! Usually, I come home and there is something that needs cleaning up, and today, it’s just as I left it.”

“Well, thank you, Mrs. Cooper. We did have some issues, but it was quickly resolved and the peace was restored.”

“Oh, you don’t have to think of me. You did an excellent job. I hope one day I get to call you my daughter-in-law.”

“Awe. Stop Mrs. Copper. You’re gonna make me cry,” She said, fanning her bright red face. Georgie saw the tears lining her eyes from where he stood.

The front door opened, revealing George walking into the house in his work clothes. He saw Georgie standing in the kitchen watching his mother and girlfriend interact. “What are you doing?” He asked his son as he approached.

“Mom and Y/N are… bonding? I don’t actually know what’s happening,” Georgie said with a shrug of his shoulders.

George chuckled and clapped his hand against his son’s back. “From me to you, good luck. You’re gonna need it.” And with that, George was gone, leaving a confused Georgie alone with his thoughts.

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4 - New Feelings and a Videotape

Part 5

It's About Time

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Carrying my backpack over my right shoulder I walked through the hallways in silence until I saw Georgie talking with some girls. I listened in on the conversation until multiple girls ended up hugging him. “ I think the saddest part about it is just how sad it is.”

“Is there anything that we can do?” One girl with short brown hair asked.

Georgie shrugged his shoulders fake crying. “I don't know. A hug might help.”

“Of course.” The girl hugged him.

He saw the other brunette and blonde standing there. “What's wrong with you two? Don't you care about my brother?” The other two girls embraced him in a hug too.

Clutching my hands into fists at my sides I felt anger boiling up inside of me. I assumed it was because he was lying to those girls for their attention. But I had noticed it recently after he had taken an interest in a girl named Veronica and she liked him too. Stepping forward by an open locker I slammed it shut and the group separated from each other. “Ah woah!” They all screamed and jumped backwards from me.

“Oh I’m sorry. Did I interrupt your conversation?” I sarcastically responded, crossing my arms over my chest.

The group of girls sent each other a look and walked away from him. Georgie turned to face me giving me a confused look. “What was that about?”

“There wasn’t anything behind it. I leaned against a locker and it shut hard. What of it?” I played it off like it wasn’t what I was really thinking.

Georgie nodded glancing over my shoulder. “Okay, I’ll see you later. Veronica!” He waved seeing the taller blonde girl coming out of a classroom.

“Hey Georgie, Y/n.” She waved at the two of us.

I waved politely at her. “Hey. So I bet you got a lot of homework to go start.”

“Nah I finished most of it. I was just about to leave and go to my car.” She answered me.

Georgie piped up. “I can walk with ya.”

“That’d be nice.” She smiled.

The pair began to walk off causing me to call out knowing my mom was picking me up today anyway. “I’ll see you later, George!”

“Oh uh sorry. I’ll see you later Y/n.” He hollered back over his shoulder before they went out the doors that led to the parking lot. I shook my head spinning on my boots when the clock struck three meaning my mom was here anyway. I knew this was jealousy coming from seeing and talking with other girls. I was his best friend but I wanted to be more, maybe just maybe.

Later when I was over at their house for dinner I knocked on Missy’s bedroom door and she lifted her head up pausing her drawing she was working on. Sheldon was outside helping his mother take down something in the garage. “Hey, Missy. Can I tell you something?”

“Wouldn't you be talking to my brother?” She asked me.

Shutting the door with my hand I leaned against it so Sheldon couldn't barge in. “It's about Georgie.”

“Ohhh tea. Spill.” Missy sat up on her bed and I sat down on the other end.

Clasping my hands together in my lap I sighed heavily. “He was talking with Veronica and a few other girls and I started getting really annoyed.”

“I love Veronica.” Missy squealed where I made a sad face towards her and she changed her answer. “But honestly you’re way more awesome than her.”

“I doubt that.” I disagreed with her.

His sister throws her hands up in the air nearly tumbling off the side of the bed. “Do you not realize how awesome you are? You literally blew up an old tv, you didn’t rat us out to Memaw when we stole her car. My brother would be the dumbest boy alive if he didn’t like you.”

“Thanks, Missy. But unless you can see if Georgie magically feels the same way I don’t think we’re gonna get together.” Tucking hair behind my ear I thought about the idea of us being together.

“Dinner is ready!” We heard Mrs. Cooper holler from the kitchen alerting the whole household. We got up from her bed rushing down the thin hallway and into the dining room area. Connie sat at the end of the table with George Sr at the head of the table. Missy sat by her mother with Georgie and I across from them.

I sat down seeing that Sheldon wasn't at the table like normal. “Where’s Sheldon?”

“Who cares. We can eat in peace.” Missy replied with a month full of spaghetti.

Her mother sent her a glare. “He's still cleaning the garage. He can't have dinner until he's done.”

“Woah. I guess you really put your foot down when he turns the garage into a safe house.” I chuckled while putting some spaghetti in my mouth.

Connie bolted from her seat rushing into the living room. “Ohhh it was hilarious. I got it all video taped on my camera.”

“I wanna see it.” Georgie got up from his chair and Missy followed him.

Mrs. Cooper scolded them. “We are eating dinner!”

“I've gotta see this.” George Sr got up too and I couldn't resist the temptation to see the video tape either.

Mary shouted again from the dining room with all of us scattered into the living room. “Come back and eat dinner.” Connie slides the tape into the video part of the tv.

Our group was seated on the couch and the reclining chair waiting in anticipation. The video was in black and white colors. “Sheldon! You can't run away from me forever.”

“I don't have to do it forever. Just till you get tired.” Sheldon responded by moving across the screen wearing a spaceman suit.

Memaw's voice could be heard cackling in the background. “Don't catch him yet.”

“This is not a joke! Sheldon, get over here!” Mrs. Cooper growled at her mother and ran around the large train table still trying to catch him.

Georgie nudges me with his elbow. “I said I would pay to see someone throw a pie at Sheldon. But this takes the cake.”

“It is pretty funny.” I laughed, sending him a smile.

Mary called from the kitchen. “No it isn't!”

Sheldon ducks underneath the train table with his mother still chasing. “Get over here. Sheldon Lee Cooper, get here. Right now.”

“Lord, I think I'm gonna wet myself again.” Connie nearly rolled down into the floor in laughter beside me. Everyone except for Mary was laughing since we had re-played the video about three times until it was getting really late and we had school the next morning.

Getting up from the couch I pulled my coat from the rack by the front door. Sliding it on I was about to leave until Mrs. Cooper came around the corner. “Y/n, tell your parents that we need to get together. I want to thank them since you have been so sweet.”

“Awe thanks. I'll be sure to tell them, Mrs. Cooper.” I nodded to the woman.

She makes a raspberry noise like it's no big deal. “Oh please call me Mary.”

“Okay…Mary.” I paused trying to let it slip from my mouth. Turning around to grab the doorknob I said night to her. “Goodnight.”

“Georgie, you need to get Y/n something good for her birthday coming up.” Missy’s voice made me halt in my tracks hearing them talk in the living room.

He questioned her. “Why? I mean she's my bestie but we agreed nothing fancy.”

“Because she's basically your girlfriend.” Missy answered.

Georgie didn't say anything for the rest of the time before I left their house. Unknown to me he went to his bedroom climbing up onto the dresser drawer opening the air vent on the wall. “Hopefully she'll like it.” He mumbled to himself taking out a piece of jewelry that he had hidden in an envelope with some money he was saving up for a Mustang car.

[nerdforestgirl]

Note: A story? Not on May 24th or my birthday? Wild. Enjoy. Set During The Long Distance Dissonance.

Sheldon hung up the phone, and had a smile on his face. He had just called Larry Fowler to get his permission to ask Amy to marry him. He thought the tradition was silly, but he also knew that it would make Amy happy to know that he asked. Amy liked weird old timey stuff like that. It was worth the few minutes to call. Particularly because Mr. Fowler had been all too pleased to give the asked for permission.

Now Sheldon was just at the airport waiting for his flight to take off. He wished he could call his own dad. He always wanted to include his father in big moments. Then Sheldon thought of someone else he wanted to talk to. He pulled out his phone.

Knock Knock he wrote into the text chat. It was a version of the old code they had in their bedrooms as kids. He wanted to make sure she was available to talk instead of just calling. She must be, because a photo of her and her son appeared on his screen as an incoming Facetime call almost immediately.

“Hello, Missy,” Sheldon said into his phone after he answered it.

“What do you want, nerd?” Missy replied.

A little bit of a smile fell across Sheldon's lips at her insult of affection. She was the only person other than perhaps Leonard who could make him smile with teasing.

“I am at the airport. I am going to New Jersey to ask Amy to marry me,” Sheldon told his sister.

“Whoa. Big. Did you tell Mom? She's going to be thrilled.”

Sheldon wondered why he didn't call his mother or Meemaw first. Then he realized that his mother and grandmother would be supportive, but they wouldn't necessarily be honest. He wanted to know if this was a mistake. Not Amy. Amy could never be a mistake. But maybe he was moving too fast. He had only been with her for seven years after all.

“No. I will wait to talk to Mom after Amy agrees,” Sheldon admitted. “Do you think I'm doing the right thing?” he added more quietly.

“Other than the fact that you should've done this years ago, of course,” Missy said. Everyone else always assumed that Sheldon would end up alone, but even when the twins were teenagers, Missy had a feeling that Sheldon would find someone for him. He might be annoying and weird, but there was a charm to Sheldon that Missy could see. The right people always loved him.

“You never regret getting married?” Sheldon asked. He could only have asked this question to his sister. Of course she could tease him for asking, but she never truly judged him. He didn't believe that they had any extra connection from sharing a womb, but she did get him in a way that no one else did. Maybe it was all of those late night talks when they shared a bedroom as kids.

“Oh. I absolutely do, but my husband is an idiot. But you will be the idiot if you don't marry her. It's obvious that you love her,” Missy said.

“How do you know? You have never even met her,” Sheldon reminded her.

“Whose fault is that? You never bring her to come see me. Not even when you've come back to see Mom. And I have eyes and ears. I've seen the way you talk about her. Everyone knows you love her. You even stood up to Meemaw for her. Mom wanted to print the invitations to your wedding then.”

Sheldon appreciated the reminder that he love for Amy was so clear. Not just to himself, but to everyone around him too. Sheldon knew that his sister would never steer him wrong. Not with something this important.

Then Sheldon heard the announcement that his flight was boarding. He knew he should hang up and get on the flight. He didn't want to miss this flight for anything.

“I have to get on my plane, but thanks for taking to me,” he told his sister.

“No problem. Let me know when she says yes,” Missy said.

Sheldon nodded and pressed the button to hang up the call. More than even Stephen Hawking, talking to his sister made him feel like this was definitely the right decision.

[sunsetcorvid]

tell us about your agents

Anon you have unleashed the beast known as Autism (LONG POST I'M SERIOUS THE INFODUMP REALLY INFODUMPED)

Three Cuttlefish (Agent/Captain 3)

Repeating general info from the reference sheet for all of these! Also with some extra notes!

That's a They/Them right there.

Short squid haha 5'2" (157cm) ((they are only an inch shorter than me.))

Agender lesbian gayass who chose Three as their preferred name when Callie asked because they hadn't actually thought it out but thought "Hey, you know what they already call me Agent 3, why not just make it official." and they actually love the name now!

Hawaiian Bobtail Squid! Fun squid fact: Hawaiian Bobtails have a symbiotic relationship with bioluminescent bacteria which protects them from predators and also makes them sorta glow! Matches up with Three's scar a bit. (Look it up, the bioluminescence is pretty cool.)

Actually pretty nearsighted so they wear contacts most of the time. They found a pair that resemble Callie and Marie's pupil shape, so they got those to look more "Cuttlefish."

Not the best relationship with their bio family, pretty no-contact. I will most likely touch on this in my "Early Days of Agent 3" series on Ao3!

Sanitization scar fucked up their throat and vocal cords a bit, so it's pretty painful to talk. They could but they'd rather not anyways. Selective mute and uses sign to communicate!

Ambulatory cane user (Did some research, hope I used the first word right). Already had some body pains to begin with (One of them being the sanitization scar because that flares up sometimes.), but they messed up their back on a certain mission so they use a cane to walk sometimes.

Mains a Dynamo Roller. (They wield it like a Carbon....)

Banned from Turf Wars for "Using an illegally modified weapon." It wasn't illegal or modified they're just a beast with the Dynamo.

Legally got their name changed to "Three Cuttlefish" (Callie helped them.)

Four Cuttlefish (Agent 4)

looks at my icon. can you tell who my favorite agent is, lol.

Guys I think this is one of those She/They/Hes.... (real)

Grew a couple of inches from when he was 14 to now currently 19. 5'6" (167cm) to 5'8" (172cm)

Genderfluid panromantic gayass who chose Four as their name but not because it was a "Fuck it." moment, but because they genuinely liked being called Four at the time and they still do.

Never actually been in a relationship, but they're pretty sure they're polyamorous. (And might be on the aroace spectrum.)

A Clubhook Squid! So she has cool hooks on her tentacles. They are also a large species, so that's why Four's pretty tall. (For an inkling anyway.)

Also has a strained relationship with her bio family. Doesn't actually have Cuttlefish as her last name, but likes to introduce herself like that anyways because Marie is basically her mom now.

Always wears his Hero Jacket when he goes out. It's a comfort item to him. (Even if it's pretty torn up now and Marie has to force him to wash it every couple weeks.)

Started tying their back tentacles up when they were getting pretty long. Just did it one day because the hooks were bothering them and realized "Hey, I kind of look like Marie..." and kept doing it because it makes them feel better to share something with their mother-like figure.

Works part-time at Ammo Knights. Likes listening to Sheldon ramble about weapons.

She mains the Inkbrush! Very skilled, too. (Got some muscle from swinging it around.)

Looks at Three as an older sibling-like figure. (Technically, they could be cousins because Callie pretty much adopted Three and Marie pretty much adopted Four, sooo-)

The only one of the main four agents to have finished high school. Three dropped out to focus on agent work, Eight never really went, and Neo doesn't even know what the hell school is.

Absolutely terrified of salmonid. It's always just been a general phobia.

Eight Iida-Houzuki (Agent 8)

Yooo, one of those demigirl She/Theys, thats so poggers...

Tall... (5'11" 180cm, 6'1" 185cm in heels)

Down bad lesbian and in a relationship with Three!! (They hold hands!! Scandalous!!!)

Blue-Ringed Octopus! (And possibly something else because Blue-Rings are typically quite small.) Blue-Ringed Octopus are a highly venomous species (Though any recorded deaths are quite rare.). When they become agitated or defensive, their color will shift to a yellow and the blue rings appear. That's why the second ref is here, to show what the rings look like on Eight. While her ink color doesn't shift to a yellow, the rings are there and they have a slight yellow tint to them. Also blueish fingertips because funky fresh.

Doesn't remember much, if anything, from before Octo Expansion. Because of this, and being new to the surface, Marina pretty much put her under her name. So that's why she's "Eight Iida-Houzuki"! (The Houzuki is there because Pearlina canon source is me)

Leather jacket in their older design is a gift from Three! Though, it's a little torn up from some missions. They still wear it, though, because it's a huge comfort item now.

Has a bag in their older design as well for things! Weapon handling kit, first-aid kit, green towels for when Three's scar gets drippy while they're out, maybe a snack or two. Useful things!

Similar to Four, they started tying their back tentacles up because they were getting long.

Got a cool eyebrow nick to match Four's eyebrow scar. (The besties for real!!!)

Big scar on her back from being blown up a whole lot during Octo Expansion. Unlike Three's, however, it does not get drippy. Unfortunately, it is extra sensitive in place of that.

Also works part-time at Ammo Knights! Helps repair broken weapons and manages the shop when Sheldon is away somewhere for something.

Mains the E-Liter 4K or just any chargers in general! Watch out if you see her in Turf...

Worked at GrizzCo for like a week and noped the fuck outta there because man what is happening over there.

Neo/Junior (Cuttlefish) ((New Agent 3))

Another She/They that's so cool...

Still figuring herself out, but she's pretty sure she's bisexual and genderqueer.

5'4" (162cm) so like two inches taller than the Captain. (Everyone is taller than the Captain.)

You're probably wondering "Why are they 13 and not 14? They're not allowed to Turf and stuff until they're 14!" And my answer is: They lie about their age. They wander around the Splatlands, they've been doing it almost their whole life. Because of this, they look a little older than they are (They got out of their squish form pretty early.). Which is the main reason why Cuttlefish decided they were the New Agent 3. (He thought they were like 16-17 💀 He, and also Marie, already got a talk from Three about recruiting fresh squids/octos.)

Doesn't actually remember her name. Not because of amnesia or anything but because she just hasn't used it in years. Never really had a reason to. Soon, that memory faded because she never really saw it as important. The rest of the Splatoon either call her "Neo" or "Junior." (It started as a joke after Neo accidentally called Three her parent, but then it kind of caught on and even Three finds themself using it on her sometimes.)

Found Little Buddy as an egg a few years before Splat3 Story Mode happens. They have their own little language due to how long they've known each other and the fact that Buddy never grew up around other salmonid so he doesn't actually know whatever language salmonid use. He's also much more tame than you're usual Smallfry from being raised by Neo. Best friends forever, yo!

Magister Armhook Squid! Similar to Four with the hooks but she's a bit smaller.

They don't really main any weapon, they just kind of go with the flow. Hand them something and they'll figure it out pretty quickly. That doesn't mean they're good at everything, though. They do struggle with some weapons.

Looks at Three and Eight as parental figures and sees Four as a auncle (Aunt/Uncle) figure! Callie and Marie are like those cool aunts you have. (Got damn, Callie is grandma by 26! /hj)

Still learning sign, so this is why the Squid Sisters tell them what the Captain is saying. (And the Captain is still pretty shy.)

General Info on All!

They all share an apartment. Four originally wanted to stay with Three and Eight for a bit until she got a different apartment in Splatsville, and then Neo moved in because Three realized "Oh shit this kid is traumatized and homeless can't let them turn out like me lol" and so Four stays to help out with Neo.

All of them on the same team is a guaranteed loss for you. Sorry, you're not making it out alive. Three is a beast, Four is strategic and fast, Eight has terrifyingly good aim, and Neo can adapt to pretty much anything. You're fucked, lol.

Three is banned from playing Uno on Squidbeak Splatoon Game Night. They always win.

Group cuddle if any of them have nightmares.

Eight waking up in the middle of the night because her partner left the bed and finds the Threes in the dark kitchen munching on raw pasta for the crunch and it's like cats in the dark their eyes fuckin' glow and it scares the shit out of Eight before she turns the lights on and sees them clearly.

Four is both the number one hater and supporter of Eight and Three. (He will go on about how gross they are but he's the one who helped conspire the plan to get them together. He likes seeing his friends happy.)

Agent 24 headcanon thrown in here, teehee. Some nights, if Eight has a really bad nightmare, Three will hum or even sing Calamari Inkantation. It's off-pitch and rough because of their fucked up vocal cords, but it's enough to help Eight calm down. Three never regrets it, even when their throat feels like its been mauled the next morning. Eight appreciates this.

In order of most cuddly to least cuddly: Four, Three, Neo, and you may or may not find surprising Eight in last! Four is known to just lean against anyone in the Splatoon. Marie's there? Fuck yeah, let me get a hug. Three's on the couch? Just gonna lay on top of them if that's alright. Lovely platonic cuddles from Four! While Three is not very affectionate with the rest of the Splatoon, how clingy they are to Eight puts them in the number two spot. And they won't say no to a surprise cuddle from Four or Neo.

I think that's about it! Thank you for unleashing my autism demons I've been keeping this in since I got this ask because I need to draw their refs. I have a special interest in cephalopods now because of this. Thank you, I guess.

[numberonestuckyshipper]

Don’t mind me, just feel like sharing the Barnes family that lives in my head

James “Bucky” Buchanan Barnes: The oldest sibling, hella protective of his siblings (only they are allowed to make each other miserable, anyone else will suffer). Huge nerd, loves sci-fi, good at most of telle things that he tries, he loves his family more than anything, it’s that simple

Steve(n) Grant Rogers: is one of the Barnes as far as anyone is concerned, most people actually believe that because of how much time he spends with them and how close he is with all of them. He and Bucky are the closest and know each other by heart, but he’s also really good friends with the girls and sometimes jokingly calls Winnie and George “Ma”, “mother”, “pa” and “father” usually when he’s being a kiss ass to piss of the siblings. Honestly he pretty much lives at their house at this point. He’s a Barnes sibling, not up for debate for any of them.

Mary-Anne “Annie” Charity (Sheldon-)Barnes: She’s aboit a year younger than Steve and two and a half years younger than Bucky, but honestly, she’s probably the most mature out of the bunch. She’s the mom of the friend group (yes the siblings are also pretty much a friend group, they love each other. Unrealistic from my experience but leave me alone) and she’s also the most helpful around the household. She’s the only Blonde in the biological Barnes family, which often helps Steve to blend in with them. She and Steve are besties, she had a huge crush on him when they were kids but got over it eventually, she likes to joke that Steve is her favorite brother when she’s messing with Bucky. She’s usually the one reasoning and lecturing the others but often ends up being the one to cover for them when the others are doing something stupid. Bucky used to call her “MAC” because of her initials to piss her off, and got her to tear up on her wedding day when he called her “MACS”. She got married to William Sheldon as soon as she was old enough to get married and had a son called Charles (everyone called him Charlie), Steve was his godfather.

Rebecca “Becca” Marjorie (Proctor-)Barnes: she’s three and a half years younger than Bucky and is the sibling that annoys him the most. Bucky and Becca are always finding ways to mess with each other and make the other miserable (figuratively speaking, they would never try to actually hurt each other). Annie is usually the one to split them up when they’re arguing. She looks a lot like Bucky and has a ton in common with him, and they both hate it and use it to annoy the heck out of each other. Later on she gets engaged to Arthur Proctor who asked for George, Bucky and Steve’s blessing to marry her. They got married after the war. She became an activist for civil rights and peace after the war. She and her husband Arthur died in a car crash in 1960. They were the Winter Soldier’s first mission.

Elizabeth “Lizzie” Madeline Barnes: depending on my mood, she’s between 16 and 10 years younger than Bucky. Either way, she’s the baby of the family. She’s the sweetest kid alive, and looks a lot like her siblings. She was one of the many people who believed that Steve was a Barnes, and broke down crying when she accidentally discovered the truth at the age of ten, running to Steve and begging him not to leave her even though he never had any intentions to do so. She’s a very smart kid who hangs on her older siblings’ every word. She trusts them never to lie to her, even when the truth is ugly, they do their best to explain things to her in a way she can understand (and not get traumatized by in the case of the war).

George Barnes: is their father, he lost his middle and ring finger of his right hand during the Great War, and the idea of war terrifies him though the first years of Bucky’s life were hard on him, he usually managed to ground himself with the presence of his children. His family is Jewish, and his uncle Randolph is a total dickhead that is not allowed near his children ever since that one time.

Winnifred “Winnie” Barnes: she’s the mother, she and George love Steve like one of their own, she’s an amazing cook and loves when Steve and Sarah stay over for meals, she’s very generous and especially during the depression when everyone was in need, she never hesitated to give up things to others who needed it more. She’s catholic like Steve and Sarah and raised her kids to know her religion, though they picked more up from their father

Sarah Rogers: is Steve’s mom, she doesn’t get to spend as much time with the children due to her need to work for a living, she loves how close Steve got to that amazing family and is always reassured that he has someone behind his back when he does something stupid and has another family to rely on when she’s at work. She and Winnie pretty much share custody of the kids, they love seeing her whenever she has the time

Anyway, just some personal headcanons that no one asked for!

[cleverthylacine]

I'm not well versed in Transformers, but who is your favorite Autobot? What's one thing that if Hasbro called you up right now and said they would do whatever you suggested, you tell them?

My favourite Autobot is easy because I don't like most of them very much. I love Decepticons.

It's either Jazz or Ratchet or Rodimus, depending on the phase of the moon and whether my brain is in RavWaves mode or Deadlock mode.

Jazz and Ratchet and Rodimus are all people who probably would have been Decepticons if it weren't for a stroke of fate.

I also love Rosanna, but she's a civilian and she's been in like 3 things, one of which almost everyone hates.

The problems with Autobots:

they tend to use the same colour schemes which makes them hard to tell apart

many of them are boring af

the Decepticon movement was a legitimate revolution against an extremely bigoted and oppressive government, and the Autobots were the liberals who patted them on the hand and said "we can do this the nice way" even though most of them were from social classes that were literally disposable.

some of them are fucking fascists

some of them are just such goodie two shoes rule bound characters you have to laugh (Star Saber in anything other than IDW was probably the robot version of Sheldon Cooper once)

It's really only in TFA that I don't think Optimus Prime is a giant hypocrite. I don't hate him. I think he's an awesome character. I enjoy him a lot! I also write a lot of fic where he gets his aft handed to him, at least verbally.

But I don't really sympathise with him. Because even when he's unfailingly sweet, like in TFP, he's still...a part of the problem, not the solution.

In some series the Decepticons did become horrible and genocidal, which is wrong, of course, but that led in IDW at least to both sides playing atrocity chicken.

In other series the Decepticons are anti-human mostly because we're in their way and we like the Autobots. In the Bumblebee movie they never even wanted to come here, but they had to--it is Prime's fault that their war came to Earth.

If Hasbro was willing to do whatever I said I would ask them to create a series of all the femme characters most people don't know about. And not make them teeny tiny Core Class dolls. (I own a few of them because they're cute, but.)

I would get them to include Ravage now that ES has confirmed her for a femme. (She is ACAB, assigned cat at birth.)

This would also include:

Esmeral, who should really be a leaderclass because her husband is the size of a small planet (from the Victory manga)

General Strika, who is the least feminine female character in all of transformers and a butch goddess of war (from TFA and Beast Machines)

Botanica because she's cool AF

Rosanna and her evil twin Flipsides (Rosanna's in KP but both of them are in... TFA, I thought? For a heartbeat.)

Howlback (done like her twin sister Ravi, with biped-to-quad transformation that does not involve extra limbs hanging off, because both MMC and Xtransbots have done it just fine) from the Cobalt Sentries who never got a show

Lyzack (from Victory -- the twin sister of Leozack who defends the home front and is a teal and pink seeker)

Nautica (from the IDW comics, who is the most adorable of nerds even if she is Ravage's unwanted aemula/kismesis/hatecrush until they make friends)

the Megatronia combiner which includes Megaempress, Trickdiamond, Lunaclub, Flowspade and Moonheart)

Minerva (yes there's a legacy but it's tiny and they made it a walgreens exclusive)

Clobber (from Cyberverse)

Nightbird (G1 not ROTB)

Termagax (Megatron's mom from the IDW 2019 series)

I have nothing against Elita-1, Arcee, Windblade, Chromia, Moonracer and Slipstream but some people can name hundreds of male characters and only those six and not even all of them.

If I was also G-d of the Transformers franchise as a whole, I would revive Kiss Players, cut out all the bad sex jokes and dropped panties of teenagers, rename a few things -- we do not need a base called "the spiral vagina" -- and take the plot we were actually given in between sex jokes, which was very cool, and write it all out as a comic/story/cartoon. They did the plot in the last few episodes of the radio show after kind of leading up to it very slowly between dirty jokes.

Everyone says Kiss Players is the worst thing Transformers ever made. I'm sorry, that's RID 2015, which is a Transformers show for the "Blue Lives Matter" crowd where the entire plot of the show is to find all these low-class Decepticons who are from denigrated castes that escaped from a prison ship and throw them all back in jail. Like seriously fuck you very much.

I will take perverted panty jokes over asskissing the cops any day. Besides some of the stuff that looks so bad and gross looks so bad and gross because it is--you're not supposed to be down with it, you're supposed to guess that a certain person is being groomed looooong before she figures it out. and the main human characters are actually Secretly Lesbians

I'm sorry this is way more info than you asked for but this is my main hyperfixation other than thylacines, fossas, small wild cats that can't eat you, and other cute weird predators.

[lipstickmarks]

Big Bang Characters Favorite Taylor Swift Albums + General Swiftie Behavior

Amy - folklore girlie. screams “don’t call me kid, don’t call me baby, look at this godforsaken mess that you made me” at the top of her fucking lungs. honorable mention to evermore bc tolerate it reminds her of her relationship with her mom🙁 Also a speak now girlie bc amy definitely is the type of person to have an objecting at a wedding fantasy.

Sheldon - 1989. He loves all of taylor’s pop songs and gets a huge kick out of her using math in her announcements

Leonard - LOVER!!! Leonard is such a soft soul and a hopeless romantic. Lover resonates with him because he is so so so in love but has a lot of relationship anxiety (thinking Penny will leave him, assuming he’d never be happy again if she did) and I just know he had the most raw, full-body cry after listening to Afterglow because while Penny may be the more emotionally distant one, he has committed more tangible crimes against their relationship (kissing Mandy, hiding money from Penny, going behind her back to tell her dad she didn’t want kids). Lover reminds Leonard of his relationship with Penny: the good, the bad, and the ugly.

Penny - a stan since debut. Speaking as a girl who grew up in a rural area with country music loving parents, a lifelong Taylor Swift obsession is included in your welcome packet. I don’t think she’d have a favorite album in particular, just rocks out to everything. Debut, Fearless, and 1989 probably dominate her Spotify though.

Raj - how dare you make him pick. he is the swiftie to end all swifties. Saw her tour Red, Reputation, and absolutely had tickets to LoverFest and was so depressed when it was cancelled. Best believe he was fighting for his life in the ticketmaster queue for Eras tickets. He went to Eras twice. He’s the first to text the group chat about swiftie announcements and album drop theories (he was muted). Has the folklore cardigan. Gun to his head, folklore and Red are his top picks.

Howard - spends every weekend trying to find HD footage of the vigilante shit choreography. he wasn’t into taylor at first until raj was watching the reputation tour movie at his house and he got a glimpse of spicy tay. After that, he made a playlist of all her sexy songs (he and I are one)

Bernadette - REPUTATION. Bernie loves a good “fuck you” song. She also respects taylor as a business woman and is 100% behind her re-records. Top favorite songs are The Man, I Did Something Bad, and This Is Why We Can’t Have Nice Things

Stuart - like penny, no particular album is his favorite but he just loves all her depressing songs. he heard anti-hero on the speakers at the grocery store on day and went “yep, that’s me.” and downloaded the song on his iPod because stuart is absolutely the type to still have an iPod fucking nano in the 2020s

Denise - Fearless🫶🏻 she loves to sing out loud when the comic book store is closed.

Burt - he prefers her live shows and listens to the rock version of i knew you were trouble

[saltynsassy31]

tell me about ur coroika ocs >:) 🔫🥺 maybe like, fun facts or something if you don’t mind

I have....several gkdkskaka

I will give a small summary of each, which is technically funfact for them and you can ask more about them afterwards if they peaked your interest gkskaka

There are two catarogories, fully coroika ocs (only used in coroika) and is just a splatoon oc but I use it for coroika too cuz I'm obsessed lol

Fully coroika ocs would be the oh so well known Skipper, his big sister Cherry and a more recent on (legit made him yesterday) Orca.

Skipper is somewhat related to Marina (childhood friends) and has done plenty shady work, he is a musician too, after quitting his job as an underground fighter in, as they call it, "Black Ring", he, together with Cherry, started a band, El, a "fishling" (kinda like that leather jacket fish guy from C-side) and Ame, a sea anemone joining the team soon after. And Skipper is actually an ocxcanon with Emperor! Hehe 👉👈

Orca is also an ocxcanon I did by accident-

A partially sanatised octoling who moved to splatvile for a new start, obsessed with working in Salmon Run and never once stepping foot into the turf war scene until his friends despretetly call for his help. They end up fighting against Ocho and winning, getting the blue octoling rather salty, now poor Orca has a target on his back and he just wants to work in peace.

His story is fairly simpler compared to Skipper lol.

For technical not coroika ocs is Dusty, Plaid and Berry! (There is one more member in their team, but they are unfinished, so not gonna share who they are yet)

They are all from the same team! Dusty is technically my agent 3 oc, she is a comic book/superhero fanatic and goes to the art academy! Cuz she a lil artist uwu thus her main is the octo brush!

I actually drew her before! That reaction image of an orange octoling gril crying XD She's the outfit I've been wearing lately!

Plaid is her childhood best friend, he is was abandoned as a baby in octo valley and two octolings soldiers (leabian moms lol) ended up adopting him and running away to splatvile where they thought he'd have a better opportunity in life.

Berry is a shy inkling girl who used to be a leader of another really good team before they....abandoned her to put it "nicely", she works with Sheldon and loves to hear him talk. She has a lot of anxiety and prefers to follow orders rather than lead after what happaned.

She also had a run in with ocho in a not so nice way XD.

[sheldoney]

Sheldon's relationship with his family if he has them?

I AM NOT GOING BY YOUNG SHELDON CANON/THIS IS BIG BANG THEORY CANON ONLY AND MY OWN PERSONAL TWIST ON THE CHARACTER BECAUSE I DO NOT WISH TO WRITE WITH MINORS

PopPop: Sheldon Lee Cooper knew his grandpa until the age of 5 years old. His PopPop unfortunately passed away when he was a young child. He hates Christmas because of this. He asked Santa to bring him back one snowy December day at the mall and never got him back as a present on Christmas Day. This is why he harbors ill feelings towards his particular holiday. His grandpa always encouraged him to pursue science. His PopPop was adamant about that. He doesn't know much about him but his MeeMaw always spoke kind words of him and Sheldon knows that he loved him very much.

MeeMaw: Sheldon's MeeMaw is the center of his universe. They have a very close upbringing and it is very special (Even to this day) She calls him Moon Pie because he is so nummy nummy. She bakes him cookies and tells him stories of her own childhood and also stories of his PopPop.

George Sr: Sheldon's father was abusive and an alcoholic. This is why Sheldon does not like to drink alcohol. He was not close with Sheldon and the only memories he has is that his dad played football and before Sheldon was allowed to do his homework he had to watch football with him. He knows the game and is an idiot savant when it comes to football but the memories of his dad are not entirely pleasant. His father passed away when Sheldon graduated cum sum laude at the age of 15. All he remembers is his fights with Mary (Sheldon's mom) and that sometimes triggers bad memories and he can get....upset.

Mary: Sheldon's mom and he are very close. She was always supportive of him and his beautiful mind despite he was teased ALOT. She put food on the table and always put up with George when he put away a few too many drinks. She is Texan and a major Holy Roller born again Christian so she is tough as nails. She is supportive of Sheldon (Even though he believes in Evolution and is somewhat of an Athiest) She is still very much there for her son even to this day and has gotten him out of trouble quite a few times. Once she got his job back after Sheldon called his boss an idiot, blatantly.

Missy: Missy is Sheldon's twin sister and picked on Sheldon heavily. (Still does) She is tall just like him but isn't a genius. To quote Mary she was blessed with two other kids who were dumb as soup. Missy makes a lot of bad choices but Sheldon still loves her dearly. (Although he would never admit that)

George Jr: Sheldon's older brother would pick fights with Sheldon (for no reason sometimes) and he now owns a store in Texas called Dr. Tire. They are not very close.

[privilege-rpg]

ANDREA BEISTE

☆ FULL NAME: Andrea Elisa Bieste ☆ GENDER: Ciswoman ☆ PRONOUNS: She/Her ☆ AGE: 35 (December 5th, 1988) ☆ TYPE: Adopted sibling; solo ☆ HOMETOWN: Chicago, Illinois ☆ JOB: Sex Therapist; Human Sexuality Professor at PSU ☆ SCHOOL: PSU Alumni ☆ SEXUALITY: Fluid ☆ FACECLAIM: Stefania Spampinato

ABOUT ANDREA

Tw: Parental death, car accidents

Andrea was born in Sicily, Italy to an Italian father and an American mother, Alicia, who was on a study abroad program and got pregnant with her after a one night stand. They moved back to America when she was a baby, after her mom tried to find where her mother dropped out of college and raised her on her own. Alicia told her from a young age that she did not know who her father was, but that didn’t matter since they had each other. She was content to just be with her mother, who deeply cared for her and worked hard to provide a life for her. They moved next door to her mother’s cousin, Sheldon who and Andrea was happy to be able to play with her cousins who lived nearby. She saw Sheldon as a father figure, not caring much she once called him aunt. She gave dirty looks to those who insulted him or were mean to him. They were all a family and loved each other and that’s what mattered.

When Andrea was 13, her life changed in an instant. One night, her mother went out at night, leaving her at home. Her mother always told her when she would came back. However one night, her mother was killed in a car accident. She was devastated and didn’t know what to do when the cops came knocking on the door to tell her the news. Luckily, Sheldon lived right next door and came over and helped out immediately. In her will, she left Sheldon as the sole guardian of Andrea. Sheldon welcomed her with open arms and didn’t treat her any differently from his own children. While she missed her mother, she was glad that she was adopted into Sheldon’s family rather than being sent to live with people she didn’t know.

Andrea wasn’t sure what she wanted to major in college, but she knew wanted to honor her mother’s wish of her going to college longer than she did. Her freshman year, she took a Human Sexuality course and became fascinated. She declared it as her major and eventually went on to get her doctorate in psychology, with a focus on human sexuality, helping couples and individuals with their sex life and sexuality. She loves her job, even when people give her questioning looks when she tells them what she does for a living. 

FAMILY BACKGROUND

Sheldon Beiste did not have an easy life growing up as a closeted transgender man in Milwaukee. He always felt like a misfit and wrong somehow, but that didn’t stop him working towards his life goals. After suffering a bad ACL injury in college, Sheldon’s dreams of (then) being the first female quarterback for the Green Bay Packers went up in smoke, but that didn’t deter him. Instead he changed his college major and became a football coach, starting with his home team of the Milwaukee Badgers and gradually building a reputation as a tough, no-nonsense kind of a coach. His success with the Badgers lead to more and more opportunities and eventually he coached the Chicago Bears to their 1986 Superbowl win. He settled as the Bears coach in Illinois for a little while and met his first husband, finding himself pregnant, deciding a little stability would be the right thing to do for his family.

After divorcing his first husband, Sheldon had a couple of other boyfriends but never really settled with another man, far more concerned with his children and their wellbeing than he was with his own romantic life. Being a dad was by far a greater achievement than any football tournament, and after two consecutive Superbowl wins with the 49ers in San Fransico, Sheldon retired from coaching to focus on his family instead. It was a few years later that Sheldon realised that all these weird and uncomfortable thoughts and feelings about his body weren’t normal insecurities that women had, and finally admitted to himself to that he was, in fact, a transgender man.

He didn’t care about anyone’s opinions on his gender other than his children, and thankfully they loved him just the same as “dad” as they had as “mom”. Sheldon did experience some initial backlash in terms of his career, but eventually landed himself a sports correspondent job on CNN. That involved into his own sports radio talk show The Beiste Is Loose, before eventually turning into a late night talk show host for The Late Late Show. He still talks about football as much as he can, but he enjoys sharing his homespun sayings with his guests and being “the friendliest face in late night television”.

[demonhanabi]

The Little Sister Complication - One Shot

Originally posted to AO3 - August 2024

It had been a full six years since Penny decided to move out of Nebraska and right into Pasadena.

True, it wasn’t all what she imagined or expected it to be, but the same could be said about her life at the ripe age of twenty four. However, she had to admit that she’s been one lucky gal.

She managed to get out of her toxic relationship with Kurt, she moved across from two geniuses and she even managed to expand her worldview thanks to the latter. While she wasn’t a successful actress yet, she had a recurring decent sized role in a play. She was enjoying life, dating people and Leonard was constantly chasing after her which did wonders for her self-esteem.

And…okay, that last part, that was a little shitty of her for not telling him no clearly, but it felt nice to be wanted by a nice guy and you could try but you would never get her to admit outloud how badly it fed her ego. Not even under torture.

However, as time kept moving forward she found herself considering saying yes to his date invitation because as much as she tried, the tall blue eyed scientist from across the hall just didn't seem to be interested in her.

Penny had flirted a couple of times with Sheldon but the man seemed oblivious and Penny had her pride, she wasn’t going to beg and chase after a man. Not after Kurt. Was she wrong for wanting to feel wanted?

Sheldon had those big pianist hands, baby blues, he was tall and that damn confidence was sexy as hell. He could also be a little shy. Whenever he gave her that soft shy smile it turned her into mush. And he was always trying to find ways to get under her skin.

But she could also get under his skin, she knew how to read his eyes and face to know exactly what he was thinking about…well, most of the time. Sheldon needed to learn to express his emotions in a better way. He was more than a little condescending and needed to have his way every time. He wasn’t exactly what you would call a ‘flexible person’.

But damn it, she loved that part of him as well and he was her friend!

She knew that he would never go for someone like her, and it wasn’t the not-having-a-degree thing. Unlike the rest Sheldon actually didn’t care that much. She had already impressed him with her wit and her unwillingness to back down from a fight.

Penny was also perfectly aware that the packing order in the group had changed from ‘Listen to Sheldon’ to ‘Listen to Sheldon and Penny’. She chose as many activities as he did now, and yeah he would grumble about it but in the end he would agree and go along with her plans.

And it was because of this man that she was sitting on her couch trying to find a way to break the news that her little sister was moving in with her without having him freak out or offend her little sister.

Who was she kidding? Sheldon was probably going to do both things.

Penny wasn’t the baby of the Teller family. No. That honor went to Mindy who had come into the world four years after Penny.

Mindy was moving to Pasadena to attend UCLA and get an English Major. But since she already had a big sister living in Pasadena and in order to save money she had asked to move in with Penny. Penny loved her little sister so it really wasn’t a hard choice to make.

Mindy was as cute as a button, they shared the same dark blond hair and green eyes, but Mindy inherited more from their mother than Penny did. By the time Mindy was seventeen she was already taller than Penny by some inches, and worst of all, Mindy got their mom’s boobs, which, fine, Penny was proud of her modest rack but when your little sister who is four years younger than you, needs bigger bras…well, you can’t help but feel a little envious.

To top it all off, Mindy was also very smart. The bitch.

Penny truly loved Mindy to pieces but while Penny struggled all through high school and eventually even dropped out of college, Mindy on the other hand breezed through school easily, was able to keep up good grades and an active social life. She never let that go to her head either. Because of that Penny could never hate her, her little sister was a cinnamon roll that needed to be protected at all costs.

And Penny meant that.

When Mindy was a senior in high school she got together with one of the neighborhood boys. Little Thomas. He had always been so nice, he wasn’t a football player or anywhere close to being a jock, he was a Mathlete for frak’s sake, and everyone in her family was happy that they got together, Penny included.

So it came as a shock that Mindy broke up with him after a couple of months. Penny heard it all from her mother over their weekly call but unlike her mother, she didn’t want to jump to conclusions just yet. Mindy must have had a good reason to do what she did.

And then Mindy had called her that night. Sobbing. Turns out that Little Thomas wasn’t so nice after all, he was trying to control how Mindy dressed, who she could talk to, was pressuring her to have sex and overall being an asshole that thought Mindy was something he owned.

Penny being far away did the only thing she could. She called Kurt’s big brother, Lance. She explained the situation and asked him to pay Little Thomas a visit on her behalf so the creep understood he needed to stay far away from Mindy. Lance didn’t like Kurt, but he liked Penny.

Little Thomas never bothered Mindy again.

No one fucked with her little sister.

But now she sat on her couch, both happy that she would get to live with her baby sister again but also being aware that she had an eccentric Texan man that could drive everyone crazy but that had carved his own spot into her life.

She was worried about the meeting between these two. Sheldon was…well, he was Sheldon. Mindy was pure midwestern attitude, meaning that she was just like Penny, touchy-feely and kind to a fault.

Maybe it would be okay.

Mindy had her own shitty car and had somehow already secured a position at The Cheesecake Factory. Flexible shifts ruled for wannabe actresses and students.

‘It’ll be fine, maybe Mindy and Sheldon will become best friends.’ As soon as the thought crossed her mind she discarded it with a head shake.

She didn’t have to worry about Mindy but Sheldon was going to whine and complain until he got used to the changes.

“Wackadoodle.” She whispered and refused to acknowledge the fond tone of her voice.

***

Said Wackadoodle shocks her by just nodding his head and saying, “I understand.” like a normal person.

Okay, this was good. She had expected a fight of some sorts but maybe she needed to start giving him more credit.

"Penny, did you wash your hands before touching my plate?."

And back to square one.

***

Watching Mindy pull up into Los Robles gave Penny some strong deja vu vibes. It was like watching a younger, happier, taller, curvier version of herself… Penny refused to continue with that thought.

For a moment Penny had worries that their meeting would be awkward but she shouldn’t have worried. Their relationship had always been good. Unlike her relationship with Maggie, their older sister.

More deja vu as she helped Mindy carry her stuff upstairs. Penny was actually looking forward to living with her baby sister again.

"I can’t wait to meet Sheldon in person." Mindy said excitedly as they walked up the stairs and Penny didn’t have the heart to break it to her. Mindy only got to hear the funny parts of their adventures.

"You will, and I’ll ask if you’re still eager after talking to him once." Penny rolled her eyes but the smile on her face was pure fondness.

They quickly moved most of Mindy’s stuff from her car and into Penny’s apartment but it’s on the last trip that another wave of deja vu hits her. She could hear the guys coming up the stairs and sure enough, they arrived on the fourth landing just as they’re moving the last of the boxes.

Sheldon is complaining about his Arctic expedition having been canceled and Leonard was just pretending to listen as he nodded along.

Sheldon is the first one to notice them. Of course he was. So she went on the offensive.

"Hey guys, remember how I told you that my baby sister was coming to live with me, this is her. Sheldon, Leonard, this is Mindy. Mindy, these are the guys." She made the introductions.

She was about to tease Leonard about another girl being taller than him when she caught the look of pure unadulterated lust that he was shooting her sister. Mindy didn’t share Penny’s fashion choices, preferring jeans, a cute top and a cardigan to finish the look. Which made the look he gave her even weirder, Mindy wasn’t showing a lot of skin. As sudden as the look came, it went away and Leonard is doing his little shuffling feet dance and puppy eyes combo at Mindy as he welcomes her into the building.

But Penny caught the look and her stomach churns.

Penny was disgusted at Leonard, because yes, Mindy was a beautiful young woman, but she was also Penny’s baby sister. Oh, and not to mention, Leonard had been actively trying to date Penny for years. This just made Penny remember all the times that Leonard had dropped her like a sack of potatoes. Alicia, Priya, Missy, Stephanie.

Not wanting to deal with that thought at the moment, she turned to look at Mindy and Penny saw the guarded look on her sister’s face. She had noticed the look too. Ever since Little Thomas her sister had been extra careful around men and Penny could see it clearly. Leonard had been moved into the ‘Do not trust’ category in her sister’s mind. Almost by reflex Penny tried to defend Leonard in her mind but she came up empty, because Penny might be willing to risk herself but she would never risk her little sister.

‘Goddammit Leonard’ Penny thought, because she knew. Things had changed forever.

She needed to have a serious talk with Leonard. Set boundaries, she basically needed to have the same talk she gave to the meatheads that approached her at the gym or when a handsy bastard at the club thought she was too drunk to notice, or when a customer at The Factory waited for her outside after her shift.

She didn’t want to do it, but Leonard took the choice away from her hands. Because Penny wants to believe that as much of a horndog as he is, she hopes that he can do better, be better.

And yeah, she was not doing this dance with him, not anymore.

Sheldon moved to introduce himself and Penny shoves all those thoughts aside, because as much as she loved the Wackadoodle, she wasn’t blind to the fact that he could be way too intense and too much when meeting him for the first time.

Or second, or third.

"Hello Mindy, I hope your trip here was safe and uneventful." Sheldon wasn’t smiling but instead he gave her sister that little half smirk he did sometimes. He nodded once at Mindy.

"Hi Sheldon, it was, thank you!" Mindy smiled beautifully up at Sheldon.

Something cold, heavy and ugly settled in Penny’s stomach at hearing Mindy be so familiar with Sheldon. There had to be a mistake here, they were meeting for the first time.

Right?

“Huh” She didn’t intend to say it outloud but everyone heard her.

Sheldon was utterly confused but Mindy wasn’t.

Mindy shot her a small smile and it was just for a moment but Penny could swear there was some wickedness in that smile. The weight in Penny’s stomach turned heavier, colder and uglier and she didn’t know why.

"Sheldon here, and I have been email buddies since your prank war. Who do you think gave him the idea of dressing your favorite Care Bear in your underwear and hang it from the telephone line?." This time Mindy’s smile was full of teasing and sisterly love, her eyes shone with mirth at knowing she managed to get one over Penny, even if indirectly.

Penny felt her stomach unclench and clear of that weird feeling. That was the last time she was having two day old enchiladas for dinner, it was doing weird things to her stomach.

Sheldon nodded. "A fantastic idea I must admit, although it did lead to Penny calling my mother on me." Sheldon glared at her but without any real heat behind it.

"Don’t worry Sheldon, now I’m here and next time we’ll face her together." Mindy’s hand quickly tapped Sheldon on the shoulder and while Sheldon flinched a little but he didn’t move away or reprimand Mindy, or gave her a strike. He just nodded at her words.

Penny felt that weight settle back in her stomach with a vengeance and if it was cold before, it was freezing now. Whatever was happening, she didn’t like it.

"Yeah, yeah, you wish. Let’s finish unpacking Mindy. We’ll meet you guys for dinner later alright?" Not waiting for a reply, she pulled Mindy by the hand into 4B.

Something weird was happening here and Penny was going to get to the bottom of it, even if it was the last thing she did.

Thankfully unpacking goes faster between the two of them, that and also the fact that Mindy didn’t really own that much stuff yet.

Soon enough dinner time rolled around and overall it went pretty well. Now the couch consists of Mindy, Penny and Sheldon, in that order. Howard and Raj didn’t mind sitting on the floor next to Leonard’s chair and Penny had been pretty happy about that, at least until she realized they did it so they could ogle her legs.

Thankfully nothing weird happened, at least until she stood up to go pick up her mail because she had forgotten to do it earlier. Leonard offered to go with her and check his own mailbox despite the fact that he had already picked it up earlier and his mail was sitting right there on the coffee table.

She was about to call him out on it but decided not to. It would be the perfect moment to have that conversation with him.

Penny didn’t miss the look of concern on Mindy’s face as Leonard followed her.

All the way downstairs as Penny struggled on how to start the conversation, Leonard just kept talking about his work, how he was receiving some new funding and how his latest laser experiment was actually pretty cool and Penny should be excited about it. She just nodded but didn’t smile or answer.

By the time they reached the mailboxes she could see Leonard start getting desperate, trying to twist himself so she paid attention to him.

"Leonard, Sweetie. Stop." Penny held a hand up. "We need to talk."

"Oh! Sure, I love talking, you know me." He smiled, happy that she was talking to him. He shuffled on his feet.

"Actually, I don’t think I do." That finally made him stop shuffling.

"Huh?" He was confused.

"Look Leonard…I don’t even know how to start so I’m going to take a page out of Sheldon’s book and just be brutally honest." She could see in his face that he truly had no idea what this was about. "I have a speech prepared for when someone approaches me just because I’m a hot blond. They mistake my kindness for an invitation to be sexually crude or downright rape-y with the way they address me or even try to touch me. You have never heard it, because even as creepy as Howard is, he’s always known where to draw the line." She took a deep breath because this part was going to be hard. "However, I think that you need to hear it now."

Leonard stared at her, confused. But he was smart, it took him a second to get it. But when he does, she was happy to see him recoil in disgust. He took two steps back because yeah, he was standing too close to her.

Maybe there was hope.

"I am more than my ass or tits. I have feelings. I am not arm candy that you can parade around or someone that you can sleep with for bragging rights. My name is Penny, I have dreams, aspirations, and I am a human being."

The guilt on his face didn’t feel great. She had refused to see it but she had always been aware that Leonard saw her as some sort of trophy. He was always so willing to twist himself into knots of whatever he thought was the right answer, always so willing to leave everything that made him, he, behind. Comics? He pretended to hate them until she showed interest in them. Star Trek? Claimed to have never watched it. Paintball? He always looked so embarrassed to admit he liked it. Star Wars, cello, board games, that weird Klingon word game, WoW, Etc. There was no part of his life that Leonard wasn’t willing to betray, sacrifice or abandon if he thought it would give him a chance with Penny.

She was meant to be the prize for finally getting the right answer.

Fuck that.

"Look Leonard, I don’t know if you noticed but my sister is not exactly a fan of yours right now. Do you want to know why? Because the first time you saw her, she was not a human being to you, she was just ass and tits. She noticed the way that you looked at her and it made her feel shitty. Why do you think she looked worried when you followed me out here?."

Frustrated and angry, she ran a hand through her hair. As if untangling her hair could make all of this disappear.

"And it also didn’t make me feel great, Leonard. You’ve been asking me on dates since forever, but the moment a good looking woman passes in front of you, you forget that I exist until you get rejected or bored and then you come back sniffing my way."

Leonard’s face was a mask of guilt, too many truths stripped away at his nice guy persona.

"Did you ever like me? Not as someone you could fuck, but as a person?" She needed to know.

"I did!, you’re beautiful and-" She interrupted him because there was that word again. Beautiful.

"NO! Leonard, please! Tell me that you liked me for more than my body." Penny pleaded "Tell me something that you like about me that’s not due to me being hot."

As she waited for his answer she had to wonder why these types of emotional confrontations always happened in public places, places where anyone could intrude at any moment, and yet, they had the lobby all for themselves.

"I like that you’re kind." Leonard said after an eternity. But his posture was defeated, he realized that he took too long to answer. She knows he told the truth but either he had to think about it or for the first time since they met he realized that Penny existed as more than just his fantasy of the hot blond neighbor.

"God. Leonard…" She wanted to cry for him. He was probably broken in some way that she didn’t want to know about. She’s at a loss of words because she never actually expected it to be this bad.

"Do you think we can still be friends?" Leonard’s voice cracked and she guessed he was about to cry. Hopefully because he realized how messed up he really is and not because he lost his shot with her.

"I don’t know Leonard. Can you be friends with me knowing that I’ll never sleep with you or date you?." And that was the truth, because Penny couldn’t afford to take risks now that her little sister is living with her. In a different life she might have given this relationship thing with Leonard a shot, to try and fix him because he wasn’t a bad guy and he wasn’t like her usual dates…but this wasn’t that life.

Leonard grimaced but he seemed to catch himself. "I…I didn’t have the best childhood, my mom is-no." Frustrated, he ran a hand over his face, removing his glasses. "I always wanted to be one of the cool guys, I thought that maybe you coul-no." He shifted in place and looked intently at his feet. "I never really knew what-no." He huffed and hesitated. "I fucked up." Leonard finally looked up at her, "I fucked up, that’s the truth. I am afraid of therapy. I kept telling myself that I didn’t need it. That I was fine. I was expecting a girlfriend to fix things for me. I loved Leslie but I broke up with her because I was afraid of committing to her…because I thought that would mean I was abandoning my chances of being with you." He cringed into himself at that admission.

Penny bit her lip and wiped a couple of angry tears from her eyes. Leonard needed major help, as in monumental sized help. She has never been so glad to not accept a date before.

"Penny, these two years since you’ve been living across from us it’s been great. We’ve -Howard, Raj, Sheldon and me- had more fun since you’ve been here. I know that I fucked up and couldn’t appreciate your friendship. But, yeah. I think I’d like to be your friend eventually, for real."

Leonard wasn’t fully crying but she could see a couple of tears and knew this admission took a lot out of him.

Penny nodded. "I’d like that as well Sweetie." And she was being truthful. She’d like to know the true Leonard eventually.

“Could you tell Sheldon I had to run an errand?” Leonard didn’t wait for her to reply and left through the front door, car keys in hand.

Penny was exhausted. This had been a long overdue conversation, over two years overdue if she was being honest with herself.

But as she walked up the stairs, she felt lighter.

***

Leonard parked his car and put his forehead against the steering wheel.

He was ashamed, no other way around it. He could feel shame in every part of his being, it was permeating him so much that he feared it would become part of his DNA.

Maybe it already was.

The entire drive here he kept replaying Penny’s words over and over in his mind. His first reaction had been to refute Penny, to lie, to manipulate and to make himself into the victim. He was the nice guy after all.

But he couldn’t.

Just the thought alone that Penny’s sister thought he was someone to not be trusted because of how he ogled at her on their first meeting was a horrifying thought. He had always made fun of Howard for his lack of tact, but now he had to wonder if he was the same…or worse.

The fact that his first instinct at being confronted had been to lie and try and play the victim card made him worse, much worse. Even before he could fully process it, the same old excuses were already trying to leave his mouth, no conscious effort on his side.

Blame your mother, explain how unloved you were, play the kicked puppy. Offer stories of being bullied, of never getting hugged, of not having a birthday cake…But he was almost thirty now, did he really want to keep going through life like this?

Thanks to Penny he now saw two roads in front of him.

The first, he kept going as he was, hoping to manipulate a girl into loving him enough to feel less broken. To find someone that would make him the center of their world so he never felt insecure or jealous.

The second, take responsibility for his life. Grow up and become the type of person he had thought he was.

Leonard really, really, really wanted a hot girl to make everything better, that just the fact that he was dating someone hot would make everything right for him, make him one of the cool guys, part of the group with the in-jokes and successful lives.

He had hoped that Penny would be that girl. But the truth was that he didn’t understand her, she was a beautiful hot blond and yet she watched football and drank beer like a middle aged man. She wasn’t supposed to like the same geeky stuff that they liked. That was why during her Age of Conan phase, when she dressed like a slob, Leonard didn’t pay any attention to her.

He didn’t want THAT girl. He wanted the hot blond.

Leonard wanted someone he could pull down from the shelf to soothe his ego and then he wanted to put that person back on the shelf until he needed them again. He didn’t care if that person was Penny or not, he could admit that now.

He had fooled himself into thinking he loved Penny, but he didn’t really even know her that well. In the two years she had been living across the hall from him, Leonard hadn’t even bothered to know anything about her. He didn’t even know what her favorite color was.

Because the truth is, he didn’t even care to know.

Accepting that he doesn’t care came at a high cost, because it goes against everything he likes to think about himself. The nice guy. The guy that can’t catch a break. The underdog.

A knock at his car window startled him out of his thoughts. He glanced at the person knocking and he took a deep breath before lowering the window.

"What are you doing here Hofstadter?" Leslie didn’t look happy to see him there.

"Hey Leslie. I wanted to talk to you." Leonard wanted to start making things right. He knew that meant therapy.

But he owed Leslie an apology first.

***

For the next few days things were a little weird between all of them, apparently Leonard came clean to the guys as well before taking time off to go back to New Jersey. He was still reluctant about therapy but knew it was the right thing to do. His mom knew someone that could help him.

Penny hoped that he would be able to find the help he needed, because she’s certain that he could do better. Be better.

Without Leonard there the group still finds a way to keep things running, to keep the routine up. Mindy’s presence helps with that.

Also, Penny didn’t say it outloud to anyone but she could see how worried Sheldon was about Leonard. He just didn’t know how to express it. The Wackadoodle had a bigger heart than he’d like to admit. He had even stopped complaining about the canceled Arctic thingy.

The boys still kept in touch with Leonard and Howard told them during Pizza night that Leonard and Leslie are going to give their relationship another try after he comes back from New Jersey and Penny was happy for him. She wasn’t sure how healthy it would be to jump into a relationship so soon after everything Leonard has gone through, but who was she to judge? Besides, he did admit to loving Leslie and that had to count for something.

But while the Leonard situation was unfolding, Penny had her own bowl of weirdness to deal with.

Living with Mindy was great, more than great actually. Nothing like when they were younger. Honestly, Penny was the messy one out of the two, but not wanting to look bad in front of her baby sister made Penny want to pick up after herself more often. But, no, that wasn’t the weird part.

The weird part was how well Mindy fit into the group.

Howard being Howard tried to flirt with Mindy but he got hit with the “"I didn’t know you liked young girls. Do we need to notify the high schools around here?" And ever since he had been nothing but a perfect gentleman towards Mindy. He still ogled Penny but as soon as Mindy was around he only had eyes for his shoes.

Raj and Mindy bonded over Twilight and The notebook which wasn’t a surprise at all. Penny came home from a lunch shift to find the pair sitting on her couch, bawling like babies, each had a blanket over their laps. ‘I’ll be seeing you’ started playing and Penny took a seat between them and started bawling as well.

Howard tried teasing Raj about his love for Twilight and Mindy jumped in, "Switch the genders and you have one of those weird Anime that you love." Penny didn’t understand what that meant but it shut Howard up and apparently got him to read the books. He was Team Jacob, he got the shirt and everything.

Even with all that, it was Sheldon the one that surprised her the most. Her Moonpie had not complained even once about Mindy’s presence. It was…odd, to say the least.

Penny was still on the fence if that was a good or a bad thing. On the one hand it gave Penny more free time as Mindy gave Sheldon rides and now Mindy also could work the shift when Sheldon went to The Factory, Mindy could also play a mean game of Halo. All of that was great, it gave Penny the chance to go out dancing again, try dating and all that jazz.

And yet, there was still something weird going on. I gave her heartburn to think about because she’s a hundred percent sure that she was missing something important

Three weeks went by like this and then Leonard returned. He looked rough but happy, the smile on his face is a good one. He rejoins the group and the night he comes back he asks Penny and Mindy for a moment.

He gave them a long overdue apology about the way he treated Penny and how he ogled Mindy. He told them about his plans to stick with therapy for the foreseeable future and how he hoped they could become friends.

It wasn’t a perfect apology, but it was enough to get them all on the starting line.

Later, when they were alone, Mindy admitted that she felt Leonard was genuine and Penny had to agree.

Things were looking up.

Of course, because life had a sense of humor, that was when things took an even weirder turn.

Penny was tired and cranky, she had to pull a double shift and she had been expecting Sheldon and the rest for their weekly dinner but they never showed up, leaving her feeling rather put off. A quick message to Raj left her with more questions than answers.

‘Ramona didn’t let Sheldon go.’

Who the frak was Ramona and why the hell was she deciding where Sheldon could and couldn’t go to. She was certain this was another mess she would eventually have to deal with.

But for now she just wanted to go home, take a long bath and maybe enjoy some alone time with her shower head.

All of her plans went out the window because as soon as she was on the third landing of the building she could hear the yelling. It was angry, fast and more importantly she would recognize one of the voices anywhere. Mindy.

Not hesitating for a moment Penny ran up the rest of the way up, the door to 4A was wide open and Penny didn’t hesitate, she went in, only to stop at the scene in front of her.

Sheldon was in his spot and he looked frightened beyond belief. His face would be funny looking any other time but in this situation he looked scared beyond belief. She didn’t think he was even moving.

Mindy was in front of Sheldon, as if shielding him from the fuming redhead that looked ready to slug Mindy.

"You are a distraction to Dr. Cooper!" The redhead tried to move past Mindy but her sister pushed her back easily.

"Shut the fuck up. Sheldon and I are going out to have dinner and that’s that." Mindy wasn’t a fighter, Penny didn’t miss the way her whole body was shaking.

"No! He needs to work!" The redhead took a threatening step forward and Penny prepared herself to serve a can of whoop-ass, because no redhead stringbean was going to threaten her sister.

To her credit, Mindy didn’t back down. "I told you to shut up. We’re going to have dinner an-"

"Oh, I see now, I see how it is!!" The redhead girl had a good set of pipes and she was preparing to increase her volume.

But Mindy looked done with redhead’s BS, she was never one to slug it out behind the baseball field but Penny knew that her baby sister could throw a mean punch. Penny had taught her after all.

"You like Dr. Cooper and want to sleep with him!. You hussy! Well, he would never lower himself to be with someone like you!!." Penny could swear that spittle flew out of the redhead’s mouth.

Mindy recoiled as if slapped and Penny had heard enough. ‘That’s it, time to go Junior Rodeo on Pippi Longstocking here’

"Well, we already fucked, so you’re wrong!" Mindy said smugly.

‘Huh? What?’ Penny felt funny. Mindy had just said something that made no sense. Mindy and Sheldon? No, impossible. Sheldon didn’t have a deal, he didn’t have any interest in the opposite sex, or even in the same sex. Poor Sheldon, his face had to be a mess of twitches and tics.

Penny turned to look at Sheldon’s face. No twitches, no tics.

‘Huh…’ She was starting to feel light headed.

Penny could hear that the redhead was shouting something but she couldn’t make out what it was. Blood was rushing through her ears and she was having a hard time trying to remember how to breathe. Her eyes felt as if they were going to pop out of her face but try as she might, she couldn’t close them.

She watched as her baby sister pushed and shoved the redhead out of the apartment. Redhead was crying and all of the fight seemed to have left her.

Sudden pain in her hands forced Penny to take the breath that had escaped her. She had been clenching her hands so hard that her nails left marks in her skin.

‘Okay Penny, breathe, there must be a mistake here.’ She repeated to herself.

It wasn’t until she had taken a couple of deep breaths that she’s able to hear again. Mindy was reassuring Sheldon, she was sitting on the coffee table and her hands were hovering over his knees. He didn’t flinch away.

‘Oh’

"I’ll go get you something for dinner Sheldon. Your usual BBQ burger is fine?" Mindy sounded so concerned for Sheldon and Penny had the sudden urge to slap her in the back of the head like when they were younger and sitting on the couch, watching TV without paying attention to their surroundings.

Sheldon finally reacted at the offer of dinner. "Barbecue Bacon Cheeseburger with the barbecue sauce, bacon and cheese served on the side. Please."

"I know Sheldon. Be right back, and don’t worry about Ramona. She’s not coming back." Her sister reassured him.

"Oh…good. I fear she was becoming far too intense for my taste." Sheldon grimaced,

‘So you have a taste now Moonpie? Did you also taste my sister you motherf-’

"Yeah, bitch was crazy. I’ll be right back." Mindy finally noticed her. "Oh, you’re here Pen."

"Yeah, yeah, yeah, I’m here. What did I miss?" Penny wanted to cringe, her voice was high and frantic.

"O-kay" Mindy dragged the word out, unsure on why Penny was acting this way. "I’ll fill you in later, for now I gotta get Sheldon something to eat, he hasn’t eat since morning, all thanks to this stalker, tha-you know what? It can wait. Be right back." And just like that Mindy left.

Leaving Penny alone with Sheldon. Penny ran back to her apartment without saying a word to Sheldon.

Penny was still feeling weird, light headed and her stomach clenched tightly. She could also feel tears threatening to spill and she wasn’t fully sure why.

That night she went to bed without returning to 4A or talking to Mindy.

***

Penny avoided both Mindy and Sheldon for the next couple of days. She wasn’t fully sure why.

She had forgotten how stubborn Mindy could be. She couldn’t avoid Mindy any longer, they both had the night off but it wasn’t an accident, Mindy had changed one of her shifts and Penny had failed to notice.

"Okay Pen, what’s got your panties in a bunch?" Mindy stood over Penny, her arms crossed and her face eerily similar to how their mother looked when angry.

"I don’t know what you’re talking about." Penny was pretending to be painting her toes.

"Yeah right. You’ve been avoiding me, so, c’mon, spill, we literally have all night." Penny hated how Mindy had perfected their mom’s tone of ‘I’m not joking young lady.’

"Look Min-" She didn’t get to finish her lie.

"If you say it's nothing then I’ll go and sleep with the first guy that walks by the lobby.” Penny could see that Mindy was trying to joke, trying to keep things light. This was obviously a joke, the teasing tone in Mindy’s voice was enough of a tell.

But for Penny it only brought back memories of Mindy confessing to have slept with Sheldon.

And Penny tried, she really did try to not bring it up, to not say it. But she couldn’t help herself. "Like you slept with Sheldon?" Penny refused to look up from her toes. She’s embarrassed, her voice was soft and hurt. Penny hated it.

A moment of shocked silence before Mindy spoke. "Pen…What the fuck are you talking about." She sounded exasperated, as if Penny had just said the stupidest thing in the world.

That made Penny mad.

"What am I talking about? What am I talking about?!" She finally looked up from her toes to glare at her baby sister, "I heard you!"

"When?!" Mindy also raised her voice.

"The night that redhead girl was in 4A trying to make Sheldon work!"

"Oh!" Mindy didn’t even look embarrassed, she just looked confused.

"Oh? Just oh?" Penny crossed her arms and kept glaring at her sister.

"Pen, I love you but you’re a dumbass." Mindy on the other hand just looked tired.

Penny could only stare in disbelief at her baby sister

"I was lying, you idiot!" Mindy threw her hands up in the air.

Penny took a step back in shock. "Wha-no, but Sheldon. He wasn’t twitching!"

"Wow, no wonder you haven’t picked up on the fact that Sheldon likes you. You’re fucking blind."

"Hey! Since when do you curse so much?" Penny was having a hard time focusing on everything that was happening.

"You’re right, sorry." Mindy dragged a hand across her face in obvious frustration. "Look, the point here is the following. I didn’t sleep with Sheldon. I don’t want to sleep with Sheldon. I like girls Penny." Mindy said slowly and clearly.

"Oh…" Penny blinked.

"Yeah, oh." Mindy deadpanned.

"Wait, you like girls? Why didn’t you tell me?" The hurt was back in Penny’s voice.

"I wasn’t ready, until you decided to be all dumb and emo. You honestly never noticed that Sheldon likes you?" Mindy asked in disbelief.

"He does?" And Penny hated the hope that sneaked out in that question

"Yeah, he does. I was teasing you a little, you know, trying to get you to act. And look where that got us." Mindy sighed.

"Oh…" Penny didn’t know what else to say.

"I mean, it’s not all your fault. Sheldon needs to get his big boy pants on and just ask you out, but you know how he is."

"Yeah, I know."

"So…we good?" Mindy smiled a little at her.

"We good…but wait, why wasn’t Sheldon twitching that night?" Penny pulled Mindy in for a hug before pulling back again to ask her that question.

"Sheldon frozen-in-fear Cooper wasn’t moving? Who could have guessed?" Mindy sounded a lot like her when she was being sarcastic.

"…Sarcasm?" Penny tried to fight the smile as she asked that. She failed.

"Just get your ass across the hall and deal with this before we all grow old and wrinkly." Mindy plopped on the couch and grabbed the remote.

"Wow, someone’s touchy." Penny was already cleaning her face.

"Someone had to give up a shift tonight to deal with their dumbass big sister, so yes, touchy."

Penny gave her baby sister a hug. “I know and I love you for it.”

“Love you too.”

It took Penny a moment to clean herself up, as she was checking herself in the mirror she turned towards Mindy again. "Hey, I’m here for you, you know that right? Do mom and dad know?"

"That you like Sheldon? Yeah, I told them." Mindy avoided the question and turned it on Penny again.

"You told them-no, you know what I mean." But Penny wasn’t going to get distracted.

"No. I’m not ready yet." Mindy’s face showed how much anxiety this subject bought her.

"Okay. I love you brat." Penny only wanted her baby sister to be happy.

"Love you too Pen. Now get out of here" Mindy shooed her away.

Penny felt much better now. She knew that she had a bad habit of jumping to conclusions and was trying to curb this bad habit of her because man, she needed to do better.

Staring at the closed door of 4A she made up her mind. She had a Wackadoodle to deal with.

Before opening the door to 4A she wondered if maybe both she and Sheldon were actually dumbasses. It would explain so much.

‘Okay, no more misunderstandings Moonpie. Time to come clean.’ She took a deep breath and stepped into 4A.

[countrymusiclover]

2 - George

Part 3

The Texas Tire Family

Tags - @supernaturalgirl30 @bvbwestfall @bubble-blu @patriciaplictisita

“Hello Georgie, Y/n.” Sheldon replied with a nod towards us. Biting my lip I knew this conversation would be interesting. 

Georgie raised his hand correcting him. “It's just George now.

“Fine, George. No, I don't like it-- Georgie.” Sheldon huffed, reminding me of when he was little. 

Moving my eyes over to the other guy standing behind him, he looked like a scientist because he was wearing glasses and was nervous when he extended his hand. “Hey, I'm Leonard. I'm here for-for no reason.”

Georgie shakes his hand seeing he was nervous so I stepped up shaking his hand with a smile. “Hi Leonard, I’m Y/n. His wife.” 

“What do you want, Sheldon?” Georgie grumbled walking around the countertop picking up some papers. Leaning my back against the desk I watched the girls from inside our office messing around with some games on the computer. 

“Why aren't you returning my phone calls?” Sheldon asked, crossing his arms over his chest. 

My husband raised a brow, flipping them some papers, sending me an annoyed look. “You're supposed to be the smart one; you figure it out.”

Leonard hinted. “He's not that kind of smart. You might want to give him a hint.” 

“We haven't talked in over ten years, and now that you need something, you think you can just show up at my store? Well, let's just drop everything to accommodate Sheldon.” Georgie mocked his childhood where I have to hold my tongue and not jump in agreement with him. Georgie and I had to fill the big shoes of being adults which wasn’t easy. 

Sheldon scoffed, glancing at me. “Nice try, but I am not a gullible little boy anymore. I can recognize sarcasm.” 

“Mom, can we have money to go to the mail?” Aurora opened the door standing in front of the four of us. She was wearing some ripped up jeans and a shirt that said Texas football. She had her hair up in separate ponytails falling over her shoulders. 

Turning around to face her I looped my fingers in the belt loops of my jeans. “Sure I guess. Just be sure to keep an eye on your sister. Oh and tell her I will get her a new phone tomorrow at some point.” Reaching into my jacket I handed her a twenty. 

“Thanks, mom. Hi Uncle Sheldon.” Aurora waved at him. 

He nods at her. “Hello Aurora.” 

The office door opened with jingling my car keys in her hands riding on a skateboard we had gotten her for Christmas a year ago. “Woah I got’em! Let’s go Rora…oh hi mom, dad, uncle Sheldon.” 

“Evelyn Cooper!” Georgie sent her a warning look crossing his arms with his head raised a little in the air. She looked up to her father a lot more than Rora does. Aurora looks up to me compared to her but she loved her aunt Missy.

Eve hands him the keys looking sadly at her shoes. “Sorry dad.” 

“It appears that the youngest child takes after you Georgie. Has Aurora taken Y/n’s intelligence?” Sheldon questions us looking between the pair. 

“Sheldon.” Leonard grumbled to his friend sensing the uncomfortable feeling we were getting from his question. 

The former child genius went silent for a moment.”What it is a scientific question. I wish to know if one of them is smarter than the other. I mean it still baffles me that I was born a genius and my sister poses an average intelligence at best.” 

“So can we go now or…” Eve pointed towards the door with her thumb over shoulder standing beside her older sister. 

Waving my right hand I shoved them off before things got more complicated. With the Cooper boys back together there was a positive possibility that there would be a fight between them. “Absolutely go go girls. Just text us when you are done and then we will come get you when we are done.” The girls left the store so the four of us entered the office, closing the door. 

“Hold up. I-I'm confused. You didn't want me at your wedding, but now that Mom won't come, you want me there.” Georgie was sitting back in his computer chair and his feet were on the desk eyeing his brother flat out confused. 

His younger brother gave him a half compliment. “I know you don't hear this a lot, but that is exactly right. Good job.” 

“Not helping, Sheldon.” Leonard spoke up.

Knitting my brows together I pressed my index finger to my temple grumbling. “Same old Sheldon.” 

“Listen here, you want me at your wedding, all you got to do is ask nicely.” Georgie rose to his feet leaning his hands on the desk so he was eye level with him. 

Sheldon replied simply. “Georgie.” 

“George.” Georgie cut him off with a smirk on his face. 

Sheldon grumbled under his breath, annoyed at him acting like a child. “I would like you at my wedding.” 

“Thank you, Sheldon. That is so nice to hear. But I would rather swallow a pregnant wildcat and crap out a litter of kittens.” Georgie put a hand over his heart where I hit him in the arm. He glared at me watching me cover my face with my hand grumbling. 

Sheldon stomped out of the store with Leonard. “It is fitting that you got into tires, because you are tiresome.” Turning back towards my husband I couldn’t believe that Sheldon wanted us to come to his wedding when we haven’t talked with him since his father died. 

3 Years After Texas Romance 

Bursting into the hospital with little baby Aurora in my arms and Evelyn in her stroller that he was pushing her in. Georgie and I had finally made it through traffic and to the hospital. Mary had called us and said that something was wrong with my father in law. It wasn’t the first time we had been called to the hospital for him…but it would be the last. “Mom, where is he? Where’s dad?”

“He’s in surgery at the moment.” She was sitting in a chair sniffing through tears. Connie was sitting beside her and the twins on the other side of her. 

Sitting down across from them I hold Aurora on my lap with Georgie standing in front of all of us. I could see his entire body stiffen against the silence so we could only hear the sounds of beeping and some patients coughing. “Georgie don’t worry he’s gonna get through this.”

“Mommy I gotta go to the bathroom.” Aurora calls to me with me looking at her sleeping sister by my side.

Getting to my feet I took her hand in mine standing in front of my husband before leading her down the hallway to the bathroom. The sudden car ride didn’t leave us time to let the kids get ready. “I’ll be back, Rora needs the bathroom.” He nodded watching us walk away. 

Leaning against the wall I waited for my daughter to get done which was only a few seconds before I heard some shoes shrieking on the tile floor. “Y/n!” Missy ran forward to me when I heard the bathroom door open. 

“Aunt Missy.” Aurora replied. 

Turning to face my sister in law I could see that she was crying and that meant either something good had happened or the other option. “Missy, what happened. What did the doctors say about your dad?” 

“They said…said he…he won’t..” She couldn’t finish the sentence before flinging her arms around me where I stumbled backwards in my boots to catch her sobbing form. “He’s gone!”

Wrapping my arms around her shaking form I rested my head on top of hers. She clutched my shirt in her hands and we remained this way for a long while. Intertwining her hand with mine, my other held my daughters returning the girls to the lobby. "Georgie…" I rushed forward towards my husband wrapping my arms around him. 

"I can't believe he's gone.." He mumbled into my shoulder burying his face there sobbing. Gripping his shoulders it took me a second to really process that his father had passed away. He was always the one to tell me that Georgie and I were good together and that we would be good parents. I just hoped we could make him proud. 

Comments really appreciated ❤️

[dynamightsfave]

acting aus are one my favorite aus for animes, especially when ppl draw them and add little dialogue. i love seeing who they've related to who, the little relationships between actors and how different or similar their characters are to the persona the artists have created them to be. and the explanations they give to whatever random scene has happened in the anime. it's so fun!

in my aot acting au that i'll never draw bc i can't draw for shit, connie and sasha are actually twins irl, and they're disgusted when ppl ship their characters

"EW! gross, connie and sasha are never getting together!"

"i will literally quit if they do"

it was their idea to include the "she was like my twin" for s4 and connie actually cried when he saw sasha looking so dead.

"it's so realistic. why isn't she moving? move you bitch, say smth!"

"aw, con, don't cry! i'm perfectly fine, see?"

historia and armin are also twins, and they've done each other's stunts and been each other's doubles many times. they always laugh when ppl that didn't know they were siblings say that their characters really could pass as twins.

historia and ymir are also dating irl, that's a couple in and out of the show, i refuse to accept any other options. and the chaotic trio is a chaotic foursome bc marco might be dead but he's still around as director intern (idk if that's a thing) and as an extra, so the fandom is always analyzing the scenes to see if they can find him around

eren and jean are those actors that can never keep the spoilers to themselves and they play fight and chastise each other in every interview, having levi, hange, and erwin as the actual adults that keep them in line. they're great friends outside of it

the younger cast actually calls erwin and levi their dads, they're married, and the levi squad (both dead and alive) talk about levi calling him captain

"oh yeah, and in that one scene, capt'n had to...."

"i remember captain was so mad, you've no idea, he went to get dad..."

the adults are laughing the younger ones of, joking around and calling them by their last names from time to time. they're a big family. hange's the wine aunt, and she has the enthusiasm of her character. she's pulled pranks with the chaotic foursome before

annie is so sweet irl, and very talkative, nothing to do with her character (picture rosa from b99 and stephanie. completely different. it's exactly the same), and the warriors, especially reiner, like to make fun of that.

speaking of, reiner is very similar to his character, but the one before we know he's the armor titan. he's a good guy, fun to talk to and everyone likes to say he's the big brother of the group. he has also done a meme audio ppl use on tiktok similar to the one with sheldon that goes "mom's smokes in the car. jesus is okay with it but we can't tell dad.; no, no that secret, the other secret.; i'm batman!; dammit sheldon!", but his is:

"annie is gay. zeke is okay with it but we can't tell bert"

"no, not that secret, the other secret"

"i'm the armor titan!"

"dammit, reiner!"

armin, eren and him have also done the tiktok with the "so you're eren and you're... woah, who's this babe you're with, jaeger?" sound

mikasa is also different to her character, but it's not as shoking as annie's is, bc she's a little shy too. but interviews with her are very fun to watch bc she'll play any game they propose and gets very into it. she does this little dance every time she does smth right. the cast's snap and insta stories are full of random videos of her being cute. they have compilations on the youtube channel

they have a youtube channel, yes. and they do fun videos while shooting and out of it, bc they do a lot of get togethers. sometimes they'll even go on holiday and make vlogs out of it. all the pranks they pull, the challenges and even the "tea time with your favorite sets of twins ft. whoever joins them that day", where both sets of twins tell you what's up with the cast, and what they're allowed to tell you about the new season or movie or oda. these are the fans favorite videos and they're updated every two weeks, with an special each time they wrap. jean, eren, reiner and bert tried to do a parody to it once "telling you what's up with da bois", where they sat at a couch and acted dumb about what was going on on the show and trash talked the whole cast

"ye, so i'm the armor titan and-"

"wait. hold on. i thought bert was the attack titan"

"no, you idiot! i'm the attack titan. those two are just fillers. duh"

while in quarantine, the channel was updated so much. whether it was bc they were bored and needed to do smth in their houses, or lives, or two min videos, really any kind of bs they could think of went to the yt channel. some live together, and others in the same building so they were like "shopping trip to the store a block down, with porco and zeke!" and they walked five feet apart from the other, shouting to talk between themselves while eren filmed them from the jaeger apartment for insta, wheezing and calling them fools (these two aren't actually brothers, they just took the joke very far and now that they live together the apartment is called "the Jaeger cell)). even the levi and erwin did a video: "a day in quarantine with your aot dads. ps.: yw, sasha and connie"

annie and mikasa share an apartment and the fans are always saying they're dating (which i will not confirm nor deny) and they want them to do a house tour, but they're yet to fulfill their desires

behind the scenes are always hilarious bc the titans have to wear this huge ass heads and sometimes something else on their shoulders (like reiner and zeke) and they're walkking on these miniature versions of the towns, looking like godzilla. the fans haven't figured out how that looks good on the screen yet. there's make-up sessions for the "after titan state" and ymir and armin are always talking about whatever shenanigan comes up to their mind those mornings. conspiracy theories are born there. table runs with pieck and porco switching ppl's papers, talking when they're not supposed to. jean going along with marco to hide in the crowd of extras sometimes, bringing a camera with them and trying to pull a got placing stuff randomly to see if they catch them.

"let's hide it here!"

"no bro, that's too obvious, this is an elephant plushie. if they don't find this i'm losing all faith in them"

catch the fans replying to them "bro? wdym bro? jean, you're going to break your bf's heart!"

niccolo's food really is delicious, and as soon as they say "cut!", they're fighting for it. once they had to retake one so many times, they ended up full.

and I KNOW gabi's hated, but she's a really funny and sweet girl irl, and she's gotten hate, the poor thing so the others had to intervene and say some things, bc we love our kids' cast

and that's all i've got for now

also magazines ft the aot cast are some of the hottest magazines out there, along with the jjk cast and hq

[poisoned-peppermint]

Part 4 of incorrect quotes because i feel obligated to make more due to the sheer number of people who liked it

Dream: My dearest beloved fuckos, is a fun, gender-neutral way to begin a speech

George: See also, esteemed bastards

Bad: Gentlefolk, Ferals, and Domesticated cryptids. 

Sapnap: My fellow yees and haws

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Techno:Hey I know skyrim is revered as a classic but are we just going to ignore the fact that the entire game only had like 3 voice actors

Wilbur:Stop right there criminal cum

Techno:My ancestors are smiling at me, bastard, can you say the same

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Foolish:When's your bedtime :)

Purpled: Whenever I next collapse in purely up to the gods

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Ranboo:Human skin is a fursuit for skeletons 

Tubbo: i’m going to debone you like a fucking trout

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Bad:You’re enough

Bad: love yourself!!!!!!! or suffer my wrath!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dream:And by wrath I mean love!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bad:no I mean wrath!!!!! You reading this, if you don't love yourself I’ll beat you with a stick!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Bad:I hope everyone is today well! And tomorrow!!!! After that you’re on your own.

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Bad:what am I supposed to do all day while you’re at work

Skeppy:I don’t know, what do you normally do while I’m gone

Bad: wait for you to get back

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Velvet:For my next stunt, I’ll wake up at 5am on the day I can sleep in

Ant:Early to bed and early to rise makes a man healthy, wealthy and wise.

Velvet:Early to bed and early to rise makes me a massive bitch

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Tubbo: 3:23 AM make a wish

Ranboo: I wish that you would go to sleep

Tuddo: Yeah well I wish I grew an inch taller every day as you get an inch shorter until you’re as flat as as a piece of paper and I’m 11 feet tall

Ranboo: You’re going to die of a mixture of skeletal instability and heart disease.

Tubbo: Yeah but I’ll look good while doing it.

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Bad:Disrespect me again and I’ll determine your bodies resonant frequency and play a jaunty horn solo that boils your miserable organs inside out 

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Quackity: If I were dating you?  Well, heh. Let’s just say horses wouldn't be called horses anymore

Karl: hey what the honk does this mean…..I’m shaking what does this mean!

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Skeppy: Are you ok?

Bad wrapped in a burrito blanket drinking his 6th cup of coffee: Yes, this is exactly what mental stability looks like

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Sam: My hands are cold

Ponk: *holds their hands*

Ponk: better?

Sam: My lips are cold too

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George at dream’s funeral: can I have a moment alone with them?

Sapnap: of course *leaves*

George leaning over dream’s casket: Now listen, I know you’re not dead.

Dream: yeah no shit

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Skeppy, jokingly: I should have Bad kill you for that.

Bad, peering around the corner: Who do I need to kill?

Skeppy: Wh- no, I was just kidding around.

Bad, pulling out a switchblade: No, who’s bothering you

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Bad *watching the news*: Some idiot tried to fight a squid at the aquarium.

Skeppy *covered in ink*: Maybe the squirt was being a dick.

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Peacock: *spreads feathers at Bad*

Skeppy: It’s trying to attract a mate

Bad, extremely confused: *shyly lifts top*

Skeppy: No!

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Sapnap: Karl, do you eat olives? My dad wants to know

Karl: No, I hate olives. Olives are the spawn of satan. I hate olives so much my mom forced me to live in Mount olive for the rest of my childhood as a curse from the olive gods. Do you understand how much olives have ruined my life? I'm so offended that you asked me that have some consideration for people who have been abused by olives please!

Sapnap: K A R L ……….they’re just olives!!?

Karl: JUST OLIVES EXCUSE!

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Tommy: If you’re bored you can simply close your eyes and rotate a cow in your mind. It’s free and the cops can’t stop you

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Wilbur: is there anyone even named sheldon irl?

Tubbo: my class turtle from 6th grade :)

Wilbur: that’s a turtle

Tubbo: When god sings with his creations, will a turtle not be part of the choir?

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Ranboo: No bcuz why do ppl like salad?? What’s so good about it

Tubbo: chew leaf like god intended

Ranboo: No

Tubbo: Abandon god and see what he does next time you lift your hands in prayer

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Tommy: Guys, there’s a monster under my bed and it’s really ugly.

Wilbur, on the bottom bunk: Honestly, fuck you.

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Quackity: So according to the cease and desist order I got, apparently you can’t ‘legally’ be a lawyer if your license is ‘cut out of a cereal box’.

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Puffy: If you had too, what would you give up food or sex?

Bad: Sex.

Skeppy: Seriously, answer faster.

Bad: I’m sorry honey, when they said sex I wasn’t thinking about sex with you.

Skeppy: It’s like a giant hug.

Puffy: Ant, what about you? What would you give up sex or food?

Ant: Food.

Puffy: Okay, how about sex or dinosaurs?

Ant: ……...Oh my God it’s like the movie Sophie’s Choice.

Gumi: What about you Velvet? What would you give up sex or food?

Velvet: Oh… um… I don’t know, it’s too hard.

Gumi: No, you gotta pick one.

Velvet: Um, food… no, sex… no, food…sex… food. Ugh! I don’t know! I want both! I- I want Antfrost on bread!

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Tommy, holding a gun: If the conspiracies about life being a simulation are true WHOEVERS CONTROLLING MY SIM I JUST WANNA TALK.

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Bad: Why are you guys acting like this?

Boomer: Oh, we’re not acting. We really are like this.

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Techno: Dream has only knocked me out three times this week. Our friendship is really developing.

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Tommy: You’re pathetic!

Wilbur: You’re pathetic-er!

Techno: You’re both losers.

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Bad: I wish I could help you, but I shorn’t.

Skeppy: Bad, please!

Bad: What part of shorn’t don’t you understand?

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Tubbo: Why did you leave Wrestlemania on for Michal?

Ranboo: They need to learn how to protect us.

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Antfrost: I regret getting dragged into your heterosexual tomfoolery.

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Bad: Strawberry milk doesn’t taste like strawberry OR milk.

Skeppy: Go the fuck to sleep Bad!

Bad: LANGUAGE!!

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Ranboo: Tubbo, please calm down.

Tubbo: I asked for two large fries!

Tubbo: *dumps fries onto table*

Tubbo: But all they did was give me a MILLION FUCKING LITTLE ONES!

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Bad: That was the worst throw ever. Of all time.

Skeppy: Not my fault. Somebody put a wall in the way.

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Wilbur: When you’ve been on the internet for as long as I have, you develop thick skin.

Tommy: Navy blue isn’t your color.

Wilbur: Navy blue brings out my eyes you prick! *Chases after Tommy*

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Bad: *Pulls a glass a water from out of nowhere*

Puffy: Where did you get that?.

Bad: My pocket.

Puffy: How do you keep a glass of water in your pocket?

Bad: Skills.

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Tubbo: I will come to your house after work and knock on your window at 11 AM. You will not open the curtains, knowing full well what awaits you, but the knocking only grows louder, more demanding. Finally it stops, your ears ringing. You nervously let out a breath you didn't know you were holding. You're safe now. Minutes pass by and you start to relax. And then you hear a knock at the front door. Like before, you stay still and clutch the blankets around you. You try to tell your self that it's just your imagination. Maybe the milk man? But why would he come so late? Everyone else was asleep, save for Naomi who was playing video games down stairs. To your relief, the knocking stops after a few. Minutes and you breath easy once more. Until you hear a knock on your bedroom door. You don't move. It's just your imagination. She isn't here. She can't be here. You tell yourself, shutting your eyes and willing yourself to sleep. The knock comes again, but with horror you realize that it came from the closet inside your room. You know that you have no choice. You get up, climbing out of bed with shaking limbs. You walk to the closest, trembling, and holding back the tears threatening to spill over your porcelain cheeks. You hesitate with your hand over the closet handle. Maybe it's just your imagination? She's not really there. You can go to sleep and laugh it off in the morning. Your naive thoughts are cut off by another, more demanding knock on the closet door, inches from your face. You know what you have to do. You open the closet door, and there she stands. Chuck e cheese, the mouse looms over you in the dim light. It's soulless eyes boor into you. It raises its arms, and you flinch as it begins to floss at lightning speed. Tears spill over your cheeks. This is the last thing you'll ever see.

Ranboo: Wait, Chuck e cheese’s pronouns are she/her? Trans Chuck e cheese? Good for her.

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Bad: Would you like something to drink? *They opened the fridge* We have water, milk, juice, spiders, Dr. Pepper-

Quackity: Spiders?

Bad: Spiders it is then.

Quackity: No, that wasn’t-

*But they were already pouring him a brimming glass of spiders…

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Puffy : Make her pussy wet not her eyes.

Velvet : Make his dick hard not his life.

Punz : Break her bed not her heart.

Skeppy : Play with his boobs not his feelings. 

Ant : Get on his dick not his nerves.

Bad : Always salt your pasta while boiling it.

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Wilbur: Bet you can’t eat 15 crayons!

Tommy: Bet you I can!

Phil: *sips coffee, checks to make sure 911 is still on speed dial, and goes back to reading the paper*

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Ant: We need a way to lure in new customers?

Ponk: Maybe we could have some fun, interactive events!

Skeppy: Badboyhalo bath water.

Bad: ABSOLUTELY NOT!

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Fundy: GET BACK HERE YOU DUMB FUCK!

Wilbur: LET ME RUN FROM THE CONSEQUENCES OF MY ACTIONS!

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Bad: Mint is just cold spicy.

Pummel party Squad: …

Gumi: What the actual fuck is wrong with you.

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Quackity: Isn’t it amazing how I can feel so bad and still look so good?

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Tommy: Why does my arm shake and turn bright red when I’m eating dirt?

Phil:

Phil: Why are you eating dirt?

Tommy: Did I ask you if I should eat dirt? No, so answer my question.

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Tubbo: I wish I could control wasps and bees to sting my enemies.

Quackity: You’re too young to have enemies.

Tubbo: You don’t even know.

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Skeppy: Is there a cactus where your heart should be?

Puffy: What’s up your ass this morning!

Bad: *walks in* …Hi!!

Puffy: Hmm… nevermind.

Skeppy: WAIT NO!

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Skeppy: Ha! Don’t you know the trappers trap can trap the trapper?

Skeppy: I must be losing it, I’m quoting Bad.

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Skeppy: Bad, I sense hostility.

Bad: Good, because I hate you

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Bad: Are you a painting?

Skeppy: What-?

Bad: Because I want to pin you to a wall.

Skeppy: OH GOD I THOUGHT YOU WERE GOING TO SAY YOU WANTED TO HANG ME OR SOMETHING-

~~~~~~

Tommy: You’re giving me a sticker?

Phil: Not just a sticker. That is a sticker of a kitty saying “me-wow!”

Tommy: I’m not a preschooler.

Phil: Fine, I’ll take it back-

Tommy: I earned this, back off!

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Dream, sweating: George, there’s something I need to ask you-

George: Finally! You’re proposing!

Dream: How’d you know?

George: Dream, you’ve dropped the ring five times during dinner.

George: I even picked it up once

~~~~~~~~

*Bad and Skeppy looking at a locked gate into a park*

Bad: Aw. :(

Skeppy: You know what they say.

Bad: Please don’t-

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Georgie Cooper x Reader

Summary: 9-year-old Sheldon Cooper learns that having a brilliant mind doesn't always help growing up in Texas.

Warning: None

A/N: I wrote 2,587 words! I loved being able to bring my creations to life. I hope to do more in the future.

Y/N and Georgie are in Georgie's room when Mary calls the two teens down for dinner. They head down the stairs and into the kitchen. As they sit down in their chairs, right next to each other, they hear Mary yells towards the garage, "Shelly, dinner's ready!" Mary starts serving the table as we wait for Sheldon. George yells out to Sheldon after a couple of minutes, "Sheldon! Don't make me come in there!" Y/N and Georgie sit there engaging in a hushed conversation about the movie they watched together earlier that week. Missy soon gets tired of waiting for Sheldon, and yells to Sheldon, "Sheldon, if you don't get in here, I'm gonna lick your toothbrush while you're sleeping!" Sheldon quickly responds with, "Coming" before rushing into the house to eat.

Sheldon enters the house, and he quickly sits down with the rest of his family, who are all sitting around the table. George waits for the boy to sit down before saying, "What the hell were you doing in there?" Mary calls George's name with a calm yet angry voice. George notices and responds with, "What?" Mary gets onto George for his language. "What language?" George asks Mary before turning to Sheldon, "So?" "I was having fun with dimensional kinematics", Sheldon says responding to his father. Hearing this, Y/N and Georgie look at each other and roll their eyes.

"Just at admit it, he's adopted," Georgie says to his parents after turning his attention away from his food. Sheldon turns to Georgie and says, "How could I be adopted when I have a twin sister? Think monkey, Think." Y/N chuckles at Sheldon's insult towards Georgie. Georgie gives Y/N a glare. Mary breaks the fight between the boys by telling them that no one was adopted, but Y/N. Mary realizes what she says and sadly looks at Y/N. Y/N just shrugs and goes back to listening to the people she called family. Y/N was sad about the reminder of the situation that occurred when 11 years ago but didn't let the comment affect her.

"I wish I was.", Missy comments under her breath. "That can still be arranged.", Mary tells Missy before telling the family that it is time to pray. George expresses his irritation with a groan, causing Mary to give George a very stern look. Right before the family starts to pray, Sheldon puts on a pair of mittens. George groans again which makes Y/N chuckle. "Leave him be," Mary says defending her youngest son. George argues, "He can hold hands with his family, it won't kill him."  "We don't know that." Sheldon says before looking at Georgie and asks, "Did you wash your hands before dinner?" "Shut up," says Georgie defensively. Y/N finally speaks up, "Hey, I have to hold his hand to pray every night, whether his hands are washed or not." Georgie glares at Y/N again, and Y/N and Missy laugh and high-five each other under the table. "I hold his hand Y/N, hence the mittens." Y/N playfully rolls her eyes at the comment. The family holds their hands together and prays.

After prayer, Sheldon takes off his mittens and starts eating with the family. Mary asked everyone at the table if they were excited to start school on Monday. Sheldon is the first to respond with an "I am". Missy then responds to Mary's question with an "I guess so". Y/N is third to respond with, "I guess. The only thing I like is hanging out with Georgie and the fact that I am in Art this year". Ever since Y/N moved into Cooper's household, Mary noticed that the one thing Y/N loved more than hanging out with Georgie was how creative she was. At church, Y/N would sing like angel. When Y/N thought Mary wasn't looking she would dance her heart out. Y/N also had a sketchbook full of really cool art and a notebook full of wonderful poems and stories. Mary knew Y/N was gonna have a successful life, and she hoped and prayed that Georgie wouldn't mess it up for her.

Georgie was not happy about starting school. "How can I be excited when he's gonna be there?!" Georgie complains. Sheldon boasts, "Don't worry, I won't be in the ninth grade for very long". George tries to help Georgie by saying, "Never mind him, you and Y/N just focus on your practice". Georgie is on the football team and Y/N is on the cheer squad. "How am I supposed to do that when he's in the same grade as me?" "Just ignore him. At least you'll have me there, except for 5th period. I have art" Y/N reassures her best friend.

"All I know is he's not in the same grade as me anymore, and I am thrilled," Missy says before getting a kick in the leg and glare from Y/N. Sheldon sarcastically says, "Good luck with your finger painting."Missy responds with, "You're gonna get your ass kicked in high school". Mary yells at Missy about her language. Sheldon says, "I'm not going to be assaulted- high school is a haven for higher learning". Y/N and George both respond with a quiet, "oh, dear God".

"Speaking of God, who's going to church with me tomorrow?" Mary asked. George says he can't make it because he has to meet with the other coaches. Mary asks if they could meet after church which George responds with a, "no, we can not meet after church". There is an awkward pause before Mary asks Georgie. Georgie tells his mother, "I have to study my playbook." before looking to his father for approval. George nods at his son, while Y/N looks down at her food with a sad expression, wishing that Georgie would have gone with them. "I have to practice my cheer performance, but I can do that after church. It would be nice to go back," Y/N tells her godmother, which puts a big smile on Mary's face and a frown on Georgie's. Sheldon also decides to go with Mary. Y/N's face grew a wide smile hearing that Sheldon was going. "Oh! Cheer practice can wait! Sheldon at church will be more fun than any cheer performance! I can just see it now. Sheldon and science versus Pastor Jeff and God." Y/N jokingly says while laughing. Missy brings the conversation back to Sheldon by asking why he's going to church when he doesn't even like church. "No, but I believe in mom," Sheldon said putting a big smile on Mary's face.

When Mary asked Missy if she was going, Missy tried to get out of it, but as I said she tried. "Son of a bitch.", Missy says under her breath. Mary flicks Missy's head and Georgie laughs. George smacks Georgie's head and Y/N laughs.

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Y/N's Pov

Mary, Sheldon, Missy, and I were all in our church clothing, sitting in a pew. The church was full. Everyone except for Sheldon sang Onward Christian Soldiers. Sheldon whispers something to Mary, that I couldn't hear.

Pastor Jeff starts the sermon and Sheldon is still asking Mary questions. "Do you have evil thoughts?" Sheldon whispers to his mother. Mary shh's him but he still keeps going, "I just don't think this part applies to me". "That's fine, be quiet and listen," Sheldon says something else about puberty, causing an older woman to turn towards the boy and his mother. When the woman turns back toward the Pastor, Sheldon asked Missy and me if we had evil thoughts. I respond with a "Not really" but Missy said the opposite, " I'm having one right now". When Sheldon asks what it was, Missy said that she was going to kick him where the sun doesn't shine when we got home. Sheldon tells missy that his balls haven't dropped yet and then asked his mom when his balls would drop. The older lady turns back towards the family and Mary threatens the woman.

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We get back from church and Sheldon instantly goes for the student handbook. I pass Mary and Sheldon to go change. I go into Georgie's room after I change. Georgie is in his normal wear, a t-shirt, and jeans, reading his 'Sports Illustrated' magazine. "You know you have no chance with any of those girls in that magazine, right", I say leaning against Georgie's door frame. Georgie instantly looks up at me and says, "You look good. Maybe more than those girls in my magazine." I'm wearing a black jean skirt, with a nirvana shirt tucked in and a black and white striped long sleeve shirt under it.

Georgie and I laugh at his comment and walk over to his bed. "So, how was church?" Georgie asked while going back to reading his magazine. "It was ok. Your mom almost beat up an old lady for calling Sheldon weird, after he talked about his balls dropping. Other than that, it was like any regular church day." I tell Georgie. "So!", Getting Georgie's attention, "How was your playbook?" I ask Georgie knowing he was lying. Georgie looks at me then back at his magazine. "You know that was not the main reason I didn't go to church. I'm not as invested in church as much as you are, so don't give me that look." Georgie says knowing I was going to get onto him for lying to his mother. I dropped that conversation, and we went downstairs to watch tv and talk.

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When I get downstairs, I see George and Georgie talking, so I walk over to them. On my way there, Mary stops me and asked me if I've to saw Sheldon's bowtie. I shake my head no and continue walking. When I get to the table where the boys are talking, they are talking about football. Mary comes up and asks if the boys have seen Sheldon's bowtie. George tells Mary, "Leave it alone Mary, he doesn't need a damn bowtie." Mary argues back, "It's his first day of school, let him wear what he wants." Sheldon yells down the stairs that he still can't find his bowtie. "Oh dear lord, why's he gotta wear a bowtie?" Mary says walking away.

"Can Y/N and I ride in with you", Georgie asked his father. I sit there eating my breakfast quietly, before looking up when hearing my name. George contemplates the situation, then says "sure". "Everybody's gonna know he's your brother. You can't hide. It's gonna be awful for you." I didn't even know Missy was at the table before she said something. "Tell her to shut up." Georgie defensively tells his father. Georgie tells his son, "She's not wrong" earning a light slap on the arm from me. George mumbles sorry and goes back to his coffee.

We're all eating when Mary storms into the kitchen. "George Junior, give me back that bowtie right now!" She yells. "I didn't take it!" "Don't you lie to me!" "I'm not lying!" "We'll see about that!" The pair go back and forth. When Mary walks back upstairs, he yells for his mother to stay out of his room. Missy smiles and says, "She's gonna find your dirty magazines." "Shut up." "You are not having a good day." I shake my head at Georgie, agreeing with Missy.

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Georgie and I are sitting in homeroom when we see Sheldon walk in. Sheldon calls out, "My father's a football coach, my adoptive sister's a cheerleader, and my brother's a football player!" When Sheldon sees us he yells out, "Oh, 2/3 of them are over there! Hi, Y/N! Hi, Georgie!" Georgie and I put our heads down in embarrassment.

Ms. Macelroy introduces herself and the class. She makes a joke about having some of our family members in her class, which causes a few students to chuckle. She introduces Sheldon and Sheldon raises his hand. When the teacher calls on Sheldon, we hear Sheldon tell Ms. Macelroy who is breaking the dress code. Georgie and I sink in our chair lower and lower as Sheldon keeps talking. She dismisses Sheldon, but he puts his hand up again. Sheldon tells his teacher that she is also breaking the dress code because she has a mustache. Georgie and I sink as low as we can in our chair while the rest of the class laughs.

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Georgie and I are on the football field but on opposite sides. I am with the cheerleaders practicing my moves, and Georgie is with the football players practicing blocking drills. I knew Georgie was having a hard time with starting school with his younger brother, so I kept my eye on him. When I see the fight between him and Albert Stinson, I excuse myself from my squad and follow Georgie to the boy's locker room.

I walk in to see Georgie angrily tearing off his equipment. When he accidentally throws something at me, I quickly dodge it. "You know, if you threw like that on the football field this year, we would win playoffs for sure," I say jokingly getting Georgies attention. "What are you doing here? This is the boy's locker room." "I don't care if the whole team was in here naked, I would do anything to help my best friend when he is down." Georgie sits down next to me. George is watching the whole thing play out. "Do you remember when I was 5, and I missed my parents so much that I had that tantrum?" Georgie nods his head. "You were there for me when I needed you, now it's my time. I've seen how upset Sheldon going to school with us has made you. You have held in your emotions for too long. I know you get jealous when Sheldon gets special treatment. I want you to know that you are not the only one. Missy and I feel that way sometimes, but I have you. I don't need anyone to but you to make me feel special. I guess what I am saying is..." Georgie looks up at me, and I take Georgie into a side hug, "When you feel emotional don't take it out on your team. You have me. Talk to me. We are always together and I don't want to see you tear your life apart over something stupid like going to school with Sheldon."

George comes from behind the locker and tells me to go back to practice. I let go of Georgie and give him a sad look before doing as George instructed.

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We get home, and George stops me at the door. "Thanks. You stopped your practice to help out Georgie. I appreciate that.", George tells Y/N sincerely. "Georgie is my best friend. Now, if he managed to hit me, that conversation would have gone a whole other direction." I say jokingly. George chuckles and lets me go.

I go up to Georgie's room. Georgie looked like he was in a better mood. I went in and talked with Georgie until time for dinner.

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Narrator's Pov

The whole family gathers around the table to eat, but first, pray. When it's time to pray Sheldon surprisingly doesn't wear one of his gloves. No surprise when it wasn't the hand Georgie held.

Later that night everyone was sleeping peacefully, except for Y/N who would find laying right next to Georgie, like they have been for the past 11 years when someone was upset.