#love crack ship tho

[riddlemewisp]

absolutely insane about this actually, they're boyfriends your honor

grabbed these screenshots from the tiktok here

[introspectivememories]

been watching mashle and oh my god, the eugenics???? the way lance's parents were so ready to give up their daughter??? no second thought???? just "why did this child have to be born to us?"???? um everyone talking in mash's face about how non-magic people are inherently worthless???? the triple line dude fucking making dolls out of people and somehow no one??? is??? checking him???? and then when questioned immediately jumping into "well humans are little more than mindless beasts and i will become a creator deity and reshape the world in my liking!"????? the, um, corruption in the government??? the way this story is so clearly "h*rry p*tter if it was actually funny"??? the slytherin coded characters are blood purists???? they took out hufflepuff??? one of the magia lupus' mage's powerset was just big shuriken???? another one is rip off kisame???? lance is a siscon and the first thing mash says is "that doesn't make it better"???? lemon is genuinely so fuckin funny??? dot is incel-coded but like in a funny way??? dot says that lance is playing life on "easy mode" cause lance has a good face??? dot likes tea??? dot has good manners??? everybody only has one spell they can use??? finn ames is like if you transported is regular human into this stupid ass world??? i think the old man and the cop have explored each others bodies.

[gothamite-rambler]

This all could've been prevented if he had a chain wallet

Jason's apartment - Afternoon

Cass knocked on the door of Jason's apartment. They stood waiting patiently as a minute passed. Stephanie held a worn leather wallet in a plastic sandwich bag.

Stephanie: This has got to be the 15th time he's left his wallet at one of our places.

Cass: It happens to all of us.

Stephanie: He's done it five times this week.

Cass shrugged.

Cass: He has been distracted lately.

Stephanie: I wasn't going to say anything, but yes, it's like he's always on missions and has been missing our movie nights.

Cass (correctly guessing): You're hurt and feel he's avoiding you.

Stephanie (rolling her eyes): All I'm saying is he needs to get an air tag that goes off if he forgets it and clear his schedule because I want to watch Plan 9 with him again. He needs to open this door!

Stephanie knocked on the door aggressively as Cass shook her head with a small smile.

Jason (annoyed): I told you Jehovah Witnesses to stop visiting-

Jason opened the door, wearing nothing but a towel wrapped around his waist, seeing it was his sisters and not the Jehovah witnesses.

Jason: Oh hey guys.

Cass (waving with a smile): Hi Jason.

Stephanie (covers her eyes): Jesus dude, put on a robe or something!

Jason (nonchalant): I have on a towel.

Stephanie: Get a longer one. Here you left your wallet at my place again. Take it.

Jason (taking the wallet in the sandwich bag): I forgot it again? Damn. Thanks for bringing it back.

Stephanie: Yeah, suggestion-

Cass jabbed Stephanie in the hip with her elbow. Cass's spotted something behind Jason.

Stephanie: Ow, what?

Cass pointed behind Jason as a woman left out of the bathroom with a towel wrapped around her body and drying her hair with another one. Jason followed their sight then shut the door without saying anything.

Stephanie (stammering): I- Wa- The- We saw the same thing right?

Cass nodded, then pulled out a key to unlock the door.

Stephanie: You have a key to his apartment?

Cass (unlocking the door): He gave me one to feed his cat Austen.

She opened the unlocked door and the girls found Rose and Jason together about to kiss, wearing nothing but towels.

Cass: Rose?

Stephanie (surprised): Rose and Jason?! Oh get it!

Jason: Um... We can explain.

Rose (tightening her towel): He let me use his shower and then he took a shower.

Jason: That's all.

Stephanie (smiling): You guys are bad liars which is saying a lot.

Cass (giggling): Um, we will come back when you two are clothed and discuss all of this.

Stephanie (chuckling): Oh yeah we will.

Stephanie and Cass left with Cass closing the door to give them priacy. They both laughed while running off.

Rose sighed, covering her face.

Jason banged his head on the wall.

Rose: So Raven, Barbara, Stephanie and Cass have to keep this from Dick and Bruce. Fuck!

Jason: Why did I give her that spare key?!

Rose (sighing): It's over with... Want to still have sex?

Jason (accepting): Yeah sure.

[marvelousstrings]

as the obsession grows, so does the number of joel "smallishbeans" beans' in etho's vicinity, it seems

japanese cyberpunk design inspired by gorgeous art by @twitchysparrow and @/creepycr0wley on twitter

[fandoms-my-fandoms]

I DONT REMEMBER WHO ORIGINALLY POSTED THESE BUT THEY ARE THE FUNNIEST BRIDGERTON AND POLIN INCORRECT QUOTES AND I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE A CRIME TO GATEKEEP THESE FROM ALL OF YOU.

I have wayyyyy more saved to my phone! Lemme know if I should make a part two of this, or if you want me to send them to you individually!

[gwendolynnderolo]

teen wolf memes part 17: i’m gay and mentally ill and made these while procrastinating homework

truly i’m having so much fun with these. there are so many more coming i’m never gonna stop. thank you @burnthatbridgewhenwecometoit you’re the best 🩷

teen wolf memes part 17

[restlesskeychains]

heyy are you still taking doodle requests? If so, I’d love more Tiresias and Hermes doodles

I am always taking doodle requests :3

[remusbuzzcutt]

sirius didn’t know why he chose to go on with astronomy throughout hogwarts. maybe he wanted to feel some sort of connection to his childhood or even himself/his namesake, but he never actually felt that connection. after a while, he considered dropping the subject in trade for one that felt easier such as muggle studies, but then someone caught his attention.

xenophilius always had a passion for the stars and the universe beyond earth’s territory. sirius saw him as a spacey, sort of esoteric, guy who tended to keep to himself. sirius found the other boy’s presence beyond intriguing and that was frankly the sole reason he hadn’t yet dropped the class. did he want to be friends with xeno? he didn’t think so. all sirius knew was that he wanted to know xeno or be some sort of acquaintance.

as time went on, they became just that; acquaintances. nothing more than exchanged comments or a brief snigger. xeno’s crude, potentially bordering on out-of-pocket, humour was perfect for sirius.

my vision??

[cannibal-pentecost]

Lailay ship meme, they're so similar, the pain of social ostracization and loneliness because of neurodivergency is real 🥹

Literally, the one way to avoid Ashley being forced to perform hetero relationship dynamics with her brother (besides forcefem) is to simply find her someone she latch onto outside of Andrew.

And it's not like Laios judges too much about social norms or criminal actions, she ATE her sister and probably would demon sacrifice her own parents were it not for her social support network (and the demon trying to betray her).

In conclusion, they'd have weird and bloody dyke sex and Laios would teach her tiny wifey how to cook <3

[artnijna]

SO I GOT BORED AT WORK AND I LIKE THIS BUT ALSO SOMEONE TAKE MY TABLET AWAY

[samstwilightzone]

Aki and her three girlfriends

I think they smoke weed together

Drew this because I thought this was very fucking funny, also inspired by Aki's polycule form an Rp I'm having with my friend Kerrvy Anyway, ummm DTIYS?

[crazylittlejester]

You know how you head cannon Artemis to be a lesbian well I present to you… trans fem warriors and lesbian Artemis!

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!! Lesbian HW Zelda they can never take you from me

[martianbugsbunny]

Obsessed with "my power comes from here, it comes from..." *gestures at his heart* "...and it's broken"

[joking-jester64]

uh

I made vox short becuz uh.....yeh!!!

Or....

SPROUT UPDATE SOON!!!

[afmis]

I remember how back in good old 2021 I’d gasp like a victorian middle aged woman at seeing a lady’s exposed ankles /neg at like any form of c!beeduo or beeduo in general being affectionate. Like it could be fanart of c!ranboo like touching c!tubbo’s shoulder or something and I’d be like YOU SINNER ‼️. (Obv I was respecting boundaries bc cc shipping is rlly gross if you do that BEGONE but) It was so funny and mildly concerning looking back how like uptight everyone was abt enforcing the whole platonic. And anyways. Point is I was a huge “platonic anything beeduo” enforcer but now I’m like C!BEEDUO GAY KISS GRAHHHHH 👹 which I think is an improvement. They should’ve been homosexual from the start

[fandoms-my-fandoms]

Babe…babe wake up!!!

It’s part seven of incorrect Bridgerton quotes that I have saved to my phone!!! I still have no recollection as to who posted these first, but as a member of the Bridgerton/Polin fandom, I thank you for taking the time out of your lives to make these!! Love you! Xx

Lemme know if you want part 8! There’s still plenty to get through!