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weeping wailing and gnashing of teeth
#I canNOT find my passport#looked everywhere I can think of#have this vague memory of putting it away somewhere slightly different?#but still in one of my desk drawers#on the plus side I've reorganized my entire desk#ugh I've looked through multiple bags and backpacks my suitcase my bookshelf my lil nightstand thing even coat pockets#underneath furniture#I'm going insane#Why is it not at home in the little green folder next to my social security card#That's where it GOES it's supposed to BE THERE#but I can't remember the context in which I last had it out for the life of me#where's my past self I just wanna talk#*strangling her*
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please please please please god please lower the budget please i need everything to look like absolute shit again
#CAN WE PLEEEEEASE BRING BACK THE DIRT AND THE GRIME AND THE FILTH AND THE WEIRD DAMPNESS OF EVERYTHING#4x01 ten and donna deciding to travel together is a massively important scene and it#takes place in a disgusting nasty alleyway with trash and yucky grey concrete everywhere. and it fucking slaps#first example i always think of but like the entirety of rtd era one looks filthy and unclean and it's so fucking goooodddd#im so sick of this mcu polish that's refused to leave since season 5#it's kinda back w rtd but nowhere nearrrrr as much. please make it sick again PLEASE#rtd 1 tardis looking like it was cobbled together from random trash they found by digging through a garbage disposal I MISS YOUUU#doctor who#15th doctor
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yea
#i had posted this everywhere and it occurred to me that i hadnt on tumblr. which seems like a crime#keith kogane#vld keith#vld lance#vld fanart#lance mcclain#voltron#klance#can i rant for a bit#grabs the microphone Id like to thank this huge step on my voltron healing journey to my mom#who said 'oh its that show that made you cry in frustration! the kitties!'#and i said 'yes mother i was 15'#i dont think ive ever felt so. like. bullied? i dont wanna say ridiculed but#by a shows' producer#not since fucking BBC SHERLOCK#and i dont mean oh of course it wasnt gonna be canon. Of cours it wasnt I dont mean that#what i didnt need was getting baited left and right#the show milked the shit out of. lets be real here. young queer kids and then turned around and pointed and laughed when they gained hope on#their silly red blue ship to get canon#bc lets be real if anything queer was gonna happen. ambiguous non binary pidge was already there#two skinny attractive teen boys is like low hanging fruit. diet rep#but it wasnt even abt that. at least i truly never thought klance was srly gonna b canon. i HOPED. but like. i never shipped 4 canon anyway#i LIKED voltron. i loved lotor. i had always been a multishipper allur//ce was rkly cute i couldve dug that#if they hadnt spent the last season looking miserable AND THEN DYING#tf u mean our female lead died TF U MEAN THE LATINO MC BECAME A FARMER? w the forever marks of his dead gf on his face? Are you joking rn???#anyway. hit me up for more voltron opinions i got tons#(mic drop)
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*points at bruce and danny in 'late at night when the nightingale sings'* THESE TWO MFERS MEAN SO MUCH TO MEEEE
no thoughts head empty just these two socially inept fools finding family in one another. like yes you go you funky little death omens stole that one from a comment on the fic, so if you see this you know who you are, discover that family isn't only tied in blood.
bUT onto less mushy stuff: these two being shenaniganizers; tomfools. Bruce realized that Danny didn't actually know he was Bruce Wayne and instead of going "oh actually im bruce wayne" he went; "hrm... how long can i keep this going until he realizes...."
like. i think they deserve to be the sillies. just utter goobers the both of them. like, danny makes the wittiest side comments, dry quips, under his breath towards Bruce while they're out in public (Danny covering his face with a face mask) and Bruce is trying not to laugh. Meanwhile if Bruce makes one sly comment about someone to Danny, Danny's gonna collapse with laughter.
Bruce plays straightman in most of their bits, he has the best fucking poker face. But also I firmly believe he does actually enjoy Danny's puns. Look me in the eyes- look me in the eyes. Try and tell me that a man that willingly agrees to call a car "the batmobile" even after his eight year old ward grows up (thus negating the need to go along with his antics) doesn't enjoy a good, well-placed pun. Look me in the eyes and try to tell me that. That's right you can't.
He's gonna spit out a well-placed pun in the driest, most boring Batman Voice Ever one day while he's getting ready for patrol, and Danny's gonna fucking die of laughter. He's gonna lose his mind. Bruce is going to have a half-dead sickly teenager laughing his lungs out in the chair. That's a new core memory right there, every time Danny thinks about that he's gonna start giggling.
just!!! these two making each other laugh! That's so important to me. So so much. I nEED Danny to get Bruce to smile and laugh and I need Bruce to make Danny do the same. Danny's all snark and sass and Bruce is all deadpan and dry quips. Do you all see my vision.
#dpxdc#danny fenton is not the ghost king#dp x dc#dpxdc crossover#dp x dc prompt#blood blossom au#firm believer of bruce having a sense of humor. batman being a troll is my favorite thing ever. mister 'i assaulted three [officers]'#they're banned from the kitchen but only when its the two of them unsupervised because they'll make a mess. Danny's not used to working wit#machinery that doesnt spontaneously come to life sometimes and Bruce is Bruce. They tried making a smoothie once and it ended in disaster#there was smushed frozen berries and milk all over the counter and cabinets. it got all over them. the floOR was a slipnslide. danny smelt#like rasp+blackberries all day and so did bruce. the last time they tried to make pancakes together it ended in an impromptu flour fight#flour EVERYWHERe. they both looked like ghosts. Danny started it. he took a glob of the batter and smushed it on Bruce's face.#bruce merely retaliated. that was the incident that got them officially banned from the kitchen without alfred's direct supervision#they can be there individually but not together. that's just spelling trouble#have the vivid mental image of Danny (masquerading as Jackson) looking around Bruce at some other rich socialite with just combination#baffled and deadpan look on his face. before looking up at Bruce and flatly going 'i think we're gonna have to kill this guy Buzz'#and Bruce just takes a sip from his champagne flute. He looks equally unimpressed. And quietly so that only Danny hears him. goes *'fuck'*#except he does it in the Batman Voice. and Danny has to hide his face in the back of Bruce's suit jacket to hide his laughter.#ALL OF THE INSIDE JOKES GUYS. ITS ABOUT THE DOMESTICITY. THE LAUGHTER THE JOY THE GOOD FEELS#*GRIPS YOU BY THE SHOULDERS WITH HEAVY BREATHING* DO YOU UNDERSTAND THE VISION. ITS THE RELEARNING TO LOVE AND BE LOVED
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yes.
#chreon#chris redfield#leon kennedy#leon s kennedy#resident evil#resident evil fanart#resident evil art#i think this is the steamiest thing I’ve ever drawn lol#🤭#there be limbs everywhere#i came across this reference pose and had to do it#sometimes i can get Leon’s face down and sometimes its a struggle#hopefully it kinda looks like him
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cats attending a yacht party as if they werent at booze garden at 1am the same day is so incredibly-
also matthew MATTHEW THAT SHIRT. THAT SHIRTTTTT. WHAT IS THAT.
6.29.24 (x)
#matthew tkachuk#sam bennett#aaron ekblad#anton lundell#florida panthers#the fun game of spot the cat#im pretty sure thats stenny mikksy forsy and lundy in the water and please dont ask me how i can tell those pixels apart#it looks like theres also a stolie and uvis on the yacht as well#also ever since we've won the cup i think benny has forgotten what a shirt is#stolie does like that teal little boardshort huh#these men make a lot of money and they use it for. making bad shirts.#blessed be the eyes that see ekky shirtless#BLESSED BE THE EYES THAT SEE STENNY SHIRTLESS#theyre just having a fun little yacht party oh girls just wanna fun splish splashing in the bay#on another episode of lets cross intercounty lines#i think its funny tracking how much time they spend in transportation personally#like everywhere they go IF they go by car is always usually 45 minutes because they keep going from broward to dade to broward again to dade#girl i could never but ig when you're promised drinks youll do anything eh
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I don't know why I didn't realize this until now but...
WHY ARE THEY THE ONLY TWO WITH BALLOONS???
#sonic#sonic the hedgehog#shadow the hedgehog#team sonic racing#LMAOOO????#Me and my brother were playing through this game again and I NEVER ONCE LOOKED AT THE BACKGROUNDS BEFORE???#Just realized the balloons were there and I was just like--#Oh cool maybe I can spot a Silver Balloon or somethin#NAH ITS ONLY THE SONADOW BALLOONS HSJHSSJ#NOT LIKE IM COMPLAINING BUT#I COULDNT STOP LAUGHING WHEN I REALIZED#Like years later????#Holy shit like they really just had both their balloons constantly next to eachother EVERYWHERE#coincidence I THINK NOT#fav#sonadow#I know this doesnt really MEAN anything but I found it funni for shits and giggles okay#Its not like they park their cars next to eachother or had unnecessary tension that whole ass game#like I was replaying through the story and they legit cant take their eyes off eachother for 0.1 seconds while everyones trying to figure--#out whats fuggin going on HSJSHSJ#what a couple of losers/affectionate <3
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YES! JOIN ME IN THE DELCIOUS DUNGEONS!
#ask#non mdzs#I truly cannot emphasise enough how much of a rush it is to hear that people checked out Dungeon Meshi in part due to my comics#I do imagine its a multi-factorial thing (its been everywhere lately and its been around for a decade with people singing its praises)#I am going to get so tall by the end of season one. Thank you to everyone who reports back about getting into Dungeon Meshi.#You are making the hours spent on comics and sleepless nights worth it <3#Also to the person who said they think this series could fix them: IT CAN.#The power of Senshi is *real*. I have learned so much self-care from the wise words of that dwarf.#It's a hard road to put yourself first when you've been taught to push yourself but woah...#“looking after your health is a greater sign of responsibility that pushing yourself to exhaustion” is a *life changing* message.#Yes I said that right after 'sleepless nights making comics'. I've been doing it less! I've been taking more breaks!
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katsuki manages to take halloween off for the first four years of your daughter's life but he has to miss out on her fifth and he won't show it but he's devastated 🥺
#he's like 'she'll see me everywhere all night and i ain't gonna see her 'til tomorrow' 🥺#he doesnt want her to look at people in dynamight costumes !!! and think that's him !!!!! he's pissed !!!!#and he's so worried about her getting snatched up like SO WORRIED ABOUT IT#and he doesn't want someone to scare her#you're like babe. we're going to a small little party at the park a block away from our house so she can get some candy. we'll be okay.#he could be across town and she could sneeze and he'd come RUNNING#aww he's so sad he'd rather she not got but he can't say that skgbdjakqk#cw children#✿ thoughts: bakugou#✿ theme: dad bakugou#✿ theme: domestic bakugou
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Angela celebrates her Veto win while the others continue to play for the Jankie Veto.
#i haven't been this entertained by a cracked houseguest in i don't even know how long (not counting beloved izzy of course)#big brother#bb26#angela murray#*#imagine trying to solve a puzzle and you can hear and see in your line of sight is someone celebrating like fuck - peak comedy#celebrated so hard she had chelsie and kimo thinking the veto was over lmao#leaving these at 0.3 because i think it looks funnier at this speed 💅🏿 (gifmakers everywhere wept)
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birthday boy with his birthday toy
#river dipping#theodore doe#matthias evanoff#echthroi#ts4#ts4 edit#ts4 cas#simblr#took a minute to share these bc i decided to edit them but do you see what i mean about how pretty this preset is#the color isn't edited at all like i just added noise highlights and shadows... i'm frothing at the mouth#these exact colors look sooo good on theo......... dw abt whatever's going on with matthias ❤#i’m constantly changing theo’s hair bc i haven’t found an alpha hair that’s The One yet#but this one is cute even if it’s too flat for theo#and this shirt on matthias has been driving me crazy lately btw.#if i took matthias's top off you'd see the literal line of hickeys from his neck down to his tit where that bite mark is#guy who leaves marks everywhere to stake his claim#vs. guy who intentionally dresses slutty so everyone can see the marks and he can watch his boyfriend preen#……..anyway. i have a walk to take☝️#will be thinking about mattodore the whole time
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Zoro Stage Actor - Painting Study
#yesterday i forgot that it was friday and i´m TRYING to post drawings every friday sooo here is this little practice c:#Normally i don't do realistic paintings and i don't paint realistic humans but i really wanted to try that again 😅#(and of course i had to find a way of including one piece in that lol)#but i really like how this looks !! normally i find this type of art difficult but i had fun painting this .. it was relaxing#also ngl i think that this Zoro Stage Actor is BEAUTIFUL ..god.. in my opinion he is THE PERFECT Zoro 😭💚✨#well in general the stage actors are really pretty 💖#zoro#roronoa zoro#one piece#one piece fanart#op zoro#zoro op#my drawings#diamondsheep art#i hope i did Zoro's actor some justice with this#also i would like to link/credit the person who took this photo but i searched EVERYWHERE and i can only find a pinterest thig :(#but if someone knows pls tell me
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woe mundane monopoly headcanons be upon ye
follow for more of modern au hua cheng’s outfits
#mostly completed this a month ago and then procrastinated the final touches until now lmao#its. so low quality. i also switched to a new brush for lineart and now this is kinda 🥴#i wanted to draw my modern au designs :3#fun facts:#hua cheng has a glass eye but he still covers it with his bangs#modern HC shops at prada btw#MQ is described as looking more like a civil god than a martial one so he has a goth academia type thing going on#FX wears sports team shirts everywhere sorry#mu qing’s mug has 3 different level markers#“fuck off” “i can hear you i just dont care” and “ok what were you saying?”#i think mu qing would hate that sort of mug but feng xin and xie lian keep giving them to him#apologies to anyone who doesnt know the rules of monopoly this is incomprehensible without previous knowledge#so: do i believe these four would actually voluntarily hang out post canon#yes actually. fxmq and hua cheng mutually tolerate each other for xie lians sake#imo after like a LONG time hc could actually be friendly towards fx (in book 2 fx admits how courageous hong hong’er is) or mq (bitch2bitch#but i dont think thatll happen there is way too much resentment that goes both ways#remember that theyve canonically fought multiple times ‼️#tgcf#art#tian guan ci fu#天官赐福#heaven official’s blessing#hualian#hua cheng#xie lian#fengqing#feng xin#mu qing#xianle trio#my art
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stranger things season one 2016 was so fucking incredible. it exists as an entirely different entity to me than the rest of the show. you literally just had to be there. to this day nothing has ever come close to the amount of universal love for a fictional story that stranger things first received. ive been chasing this high for eight years.
#ik theres a lot of young fans of this show that are teenagers rn and listen#if you were too young to watch this when it first came out I DONT THINK YOU REALIZE HOW HUGE IT WAS AT THE TIME#THE FIRST TEASER FOR SEASON TWO LITERALLY PREMIERED DURING THE SUPERBOWL#THAT ALPHABET WALL DID SOMETHING TO OUR BRAINS AND CHANGED THE WAY WE MAKE AND CONSUME SCIFI FOREVER#i genuinely believe that scene of joyce looking around at all the lights is one of the most iconic scenes in tv history#like i cant even explain it to you we lost our fucking minds over this show it was unlike anything anybody has ever seen#this was such a pivotal memory of my junior and senior year year of high school#everyone was wearing merch my teachers would gush about it in class everyone tuned in to watch the cast on fallon it was EVERYWHERE#and do not even get me started on halloween that year oh my god#it was just so fucking fun i miss it#just rewatched s1 and all i can think about is 17 year old me losing my fucking mind#its such an amazing season#i do understand why some people say they wish it stopped at season one im glad they didnt but i see where theyre coming from#stranger things#byler
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sashwammyvoid !!!! with alcohol marker and fineliners in my sketchbook :D i'm so so pleased w how this turned out n i had so much fun drawing all the little details
#hermitaday#i freaging love xisuma so much his content is really special to me i've been watching him for years now#i was so worried about how his helmet design would look in my style but i'm so so happy with it#also researching military tactical gear was so fun i had to draw him with a bulletproof vest...#i love the idea that he wears partial body armour but he can press a button in his helmet and activate shields to protect the rest of him.#i think he'd wear full body armour everywhere else but he feels safe enough on the server to wear just his vest over normal clothes#also this made me wanna do individual communicator designs for each of the hermits..... maybe as a future project#xisumavoid#xisuma#xisuma fanart#hermitcraft#horsemeatluvr does hermitaday#horsemeat gallery
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stede is 'oh this place has something related to my interest i must go in immediately' autistic and izzy is 'if we deviate one inch from my plan for today i will murder someone' autistic
#stede wandering off into the forest to look at bugs was not on the schedule or any of izzys contingency schedules#new thing i think would fix izzy: a clear fucking plan#in the nebulous reunion timeline future i see izzy researching every port town they are gonna stop in HARD so he can figure out everywhere#stede + ed might possibly want to go and plan several routes for the day to keep himself calm in the inevitable chaos#(and yet somehow every time stede finds something he missed and they still go off script anyway)#(he tries to go separately around port from them one time and its a fucking disaster; someone gets stabbed; so he just resigns himself to#incredibly stressful port stops)#its not like stede + ed mean to do it!! theyre both awful for it individually and they just feed off each other#its ok because theyre very good at letting izzy have the deck Exactly how he wants it and scheduling as much big picture stuff as they can#with him#(when stede realises theyve been the cause of like. 65% of izzys stress they finally agree to let him redo the rigging as an apology and#they suddenly realise watching him buy the supplies that hes just as bad as them in his own way)#(he absolutely terrorizes the rope guy but they have never seen him so relaxed as when he was up there redoing all the lines)#nyxtalks#ofmd#izzy hands#israel hands#stede bonnet#you can pry autistic izzy away from my cold dead hands
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