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Celebrated my birthday earlier this week and am so, so proud of this cake.
She was a labor of love filled with a gluten free olive oil sponge, mascarpone mousse, fennel-white balsamic marmalade encased in pistachio swiss meringue buttercream. Bonus points for the pistachio paste turning the buttercream the most delicious and ugly shade of green, my favorite.
#look i love my job#but i'd be lying if that little voice told me to quit the bs and just bake cakes for a living#another update: your early 30s are spectacularly weird
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matters of state
#of note: how hard is it tot ell that this pond and turtleduck situation was borne out of frustration w the pose#not hard at all#furthermore: zuko with ursa style hair#who looks more in love u decide#zukka#sokka#zuko#atla#my art#fanart#passing bills such as: ur sooo good at ur job sokka hahaha want to ki#i gave both of them tattoos but then csp crashed#sorry
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going through my old journals as part of therapy homework and i'm reading a section written in the emotional wreckage of a full-on breakdown when i get hit with this line:
There is never a satisfying answer to ‘Why didn’t they love me?’
like wow babe. good fucking point
#like you were on the ground biting the carpet and dry sobbing while you wrote that and still. good fucking point#not a shitpost#cptsd#and it's true. there's never a satisfying answer#the truth is i know why i wasn't loved#i analyzed my parent's traumas and abuse to death. i understand why i alienated and was alienated from my siblings#i know why my mom was too overwhelmed to be capable of nurturing#i know why my dad vanished into addiction and avoidance#the details of our cycles of trauma and cptsd and family history i have a phd in all of it#i understood perfectly. i spent years studying and now i knew the answer#and guess what? IT WAS NOT SATISFYING!!!#because they still didn't love me! and i still couldn't change that!#it was still a completely unsatisfying state of affairs!#so like. when the people who are supposed to love you...don't.#when the people who are supposed to take care of you...fail to#you can look for answers and reasons and explanations#but that's not actually going to FIX your situation.#and it's probably not within your ability TO fix the situation. (and definitely not your job)#because you don't need answers--you need a new situation#*inserts Just Walk Out. You Can Leave!!! (Running Skeleton) Meme*#and yes. walking out isn't always possible.#but for you i hope it will be one day soon. and i hope you build the courage to take that leap.#stepping away from the people who failed to love you...it feels like being untethered but also like being lighter than air#new and scary. immensely relieving. the future opens up. empty but empty like a canvas. blindingly bright until your eyes adjust#like climbing out of a pit you called home and for the first time realizing how bright the light of day can truly be#when you aren't just getting glimpses from the bottom of a hole
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I made @wolfythewitch 's fox Bill design out of polymer clay
It's pretty thin (so thin I'm afraid it'll snap in half anytime I lift it)
Front and back side:
#I love crafting stuff but it's more time consuming than drawing (and less satisfying to me) so I don't do it as often#this would make a pretty cool pin. too bad it's so fragile#this is useless btw. I'm afraid it's break even if I store it somewhere#but at least I had fun making it#like an idiot I decided it would be better if I used only yellow and painted the details after baking it#fast forward-> me trying to paint it with a permanent black marker and a white gel pen that's definitely not for that job#this design will forever be imprinted in my brain as the best fanmade bill design actually#gravity falls#gravity fowls#bill cipher#arts n crafts#polymer clay#don't look at my ugly fingers#this is obviously not actual folded like an origami. I just cut the pieces I needed (the body is one piece folded in half tho)#btw I used the oven just to bake this. rip the environment
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🦇Batstarion＆Halsin🌿 Who remembers that Astarion can't see his own face ...🥺🥺But it doesn't matter, Halsin will carve it!💖
by @/baiyameng on twitter.
permission to repost acquired. more from this artist.
(I'm so sorry for the censoring. I tried to post without it at least 5 times, but tumblr is being extremely weird and hides the art from the tag. it probably thinks Halsin has female representing nipples. 🙄 so here it is. male nipples that are too cool to be shown on tumblr.)
#halstarion#bg3#fanart#halsin#astarion#baldur's gate 3#look at how absolutely delighted Astarion is!#look at him commenting on the carved sculpture#I love this artist's art SO much#batstarion#it's not an actual tag on my blog but#it gets the job done
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toot toot!
#breaking my streak of dramatic af captions bc look at this. look at it. wtf was i supposed to call it. he's tootin whaddya want from me#he go TOOT TOOT on his lil trumpet i fuckgjn LOVE HIM im maxing this card im serious#lvl 60 10/10 no expense is too much for my precious boy#i found a new brush that has this rly soft charcoal vibe and i used it on this whole thing and it was SEXY it was HEAVEN#it was fun for coloring too!!! and the outfit colors are fun to color OUGHH everything made just for me <3 feeling SILLY#twst#twisted wonderland#twst silver#his bunny outfit sweeps like im sorry but its the best card of the event and its not even fucking close#suntails#i did one 10-pull bc i wanted the paint bonus from epel's card even tho i HATE that card#and i instead got SUPER lucky and got deuce and NO epel!!! i couldnt be fucking happier#then my job interview today never called and i was miserable again but it was an internal issue and im now rescheduled for next week#so please dear god pls guys pray i get this job. i want it sooooo bad
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chainmail bdubs you will always be famous to me
#also i guess ethos there#hermitcraft#bdubs#bdoubleo100#ethoslab#drew the bdubs and realised i had to draw etho too#anyhow some warm up getting posted on main because im procataryingating my actual job#yippe yaay#also not my usual way to draw peopel but whateever anime be upon you or something#!!#aand we are listning to my love mine all mine by mitski :D#anyhow anyhow#my art#mcyt#also also dont look at ethos hair to close i dont knwo how you peopel do it man iuaghahaj
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redoing some old sketches i never used
#i love tall pb and marcy floating to be eye level#bubbline#sugarless gum#marceline the vampire queen#princess bubblegum#bonnibel bubblegum#marceline abadeer#adventure time#atimers#my spatial reasoning is back to normal gg hole filled brain and shaky hands great job double teaming me i had a blast#drawings should look better now
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you said forever / tell me why can’t you stay?
#the book of bill#tbob spoilers#gravity falls#stanford pines#bill cipher#weirdmageddon#billford#yeah this is a billford post#WAS IT CASUAL WHEN YOU TURNED ME INTO A GOLD STATUE AND EVERYONE ELSE STONE#i have a lot of thoughts about them#mainly how horrible they are#i feel i could’ve done a better job making ford look golden#but i had a lot of fun with this one#you’re awful i love you by ludo is theirs btw#toxic old man yaoi#as promised#art#digital art#gravity falls fanart#fanart#digital painting#my art#artists on tumblr
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im sorry but i choose to believe that tim drake is the most insufferable "my man, my man, my man" girl about bear. he does not shut up about him. steph is cooking smth in the kitchen? oh my man can do that. bear cooks really well. dick triaging some poor victim on an emergency site? oh my man is really good at that. mhmm, bear is on his way to becoming a paramedic. damian building something? oh my man is really good with power tools. have you ever seen him build ikea? it takes him less than an hour. for our anniversary, he built me a coffee table. mhmm isn't he amazing? yeah my man did that. yeah my man, mhmm that's my ma-
#and on and on and on#like it never fucking stops#jason gets a tattoo? tim manifests in the tattoo parlor to talk about his man's tattoos#'yeah they're sooo gorgeous! he has a grasshopper over his heart cause that's what he calls me! yeah that's like his little nickname for me#'and there's two cardinals in flight on his forearms! isn't that sooo cute!!! he says he's keeping me with him!!!'#and like everyone thought is was cute at first bc like first gay relationship!!! let tim gush about his boyfriend!!!#but then it like quickly and i mean quickly became annoying#like dick puts on his police uniform and tim immediately is like 'have you seen my man in his paramedic uniform? dont his biceps#look so good in it? and he's providing service for those in need without being a pig! isn't my man so great!'#and dick just has to sit there with his eye twitching bc the last time he tried to defend his police job the whole family laughed so hard#they almost cried.#also i hope you know that all of tim's lines are said in a valley girl accent. with the tone of a woman who is so fucking annoying about#her man. like he's the kinda guy at sunday brunch 2 mimosas deep trying to one up bart on like who has the better bf#spoiler alert bart wins only for the sole fact that he's not annoying about kon the way tim is about bear#meanwhile the rest of the group is creating enough of a ruckus that they're like 2 seconds away from getting kicked out of dennys#and while i would like to say that bear knows about this i just think that he has such hearteyes for tim that it completely flies over his#head. like he sees tim and he turns into a fucking idiot. he's putting in the saline line wrong he's doing chest compressions on a guy#who is perfectly fine. he's letting the steak burn on the stove#so theyre like both fucking useless together. and i think that's love.#bernard dowd#tim drake#timbern#timber
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POV: you bump into Sergeant Garrick for the first time
#i was missing my babyyyyyyy#SHAHSAHSHSAHAS look... i'd work an office job if it meant falling in love with a guy that is Kyle Gaz Garrick#i wouldnt join the dang army but if Gaz worked in an office? ok im willing to sacrifice my happiness LOL JOKE#my art#2024#call of duty#call of duty: modern warfare#call of duty: modern warfare ii#call of duty: modern warfare iii#cod#cod mw#cod mwii#cod mwiii#modern warfare#mw#mw2#mw3#kyle gaz garrick#kyle garrick#gaz cod#art#fanart#digital art#digital drawing#sketch#doodle#video games
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Leverage 3x16 - "The San Lorenzo Job"
#christian kane#leverage#eliot spencer#damien moreau#goran visnjic#edwin ribera#alastair duncan#nicole polimo#the san lorenzo job#god i love this#eliot's little *peck peck peck*#the way it looks like moreau's breaking#and MIMIR my dude
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Let the revenge games begin.
[First] Prev <–-> Next
#poorly drawn mdzs#mdzs#jin guangyao#nie huaisang#He's gonna call his 5 horse friends up. They have to go on a 14 year long journey to finish the job but by god they will do it.#The sheer chaos in the Audio Drama is really fantastic. Reminds me of those traincar murder mysteries.#The lights go off and there's a scream and then BOOM dead body. Who did that!!!#Okay it was qi deviation and he did it to stop himself from killing his brother. He did it to himself.#JGY sadly has the worst alibi ever though. Both the strongest motivation and also uhhh presence at the scene.#Not to nitpick but as someone who loves murder mysteries - I do feel like even *one* other suspect would have made it stronger.#I get that he tried to make it look like an inevitable Qi Deviation and that it *is* something within the family legacy.#And a big part of NHS figuring it all out comes down to his own perceptiveness and intelligence.#If you weren't close enough to JGY and NMJ of course it looks like an accident.#Sadly 'guy who plays the 'poor little meow meow card'' is also weak to 'guy who plays the 'poor little meow meow card''.#NHS was the better subtle manipulator at the end. That's probably the strongest mystery part of MDZS. And why he's in my top 5.#My man pulled the 'kill him just as he falls from the top of his game and loses everything' gambit and I love him for it.
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oh he’s so unhinged! instant fav
#long overdue digital circus fanart hhh#wanted to make the first one look like a bad printing job#tadc#tadc fanart#the amazing digital circus#digital circus#tadc caine#tadc bubbles#sopuuart#before watching the pilot i thought jax would be my fav#but THIS GUY. you cant toss me an insane ai voiced by spamton’s fanon va and expect me to not immediately like him#dont get me wrong tho i still love jax dhdkfh#good soup
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#i think i cooked with those colors#do they look in love enough to make you gag?#if not then i didn't do my job right#marauders fanart#regulus black#james potter#regulus black fanart#jegulus#james potter fanart#jegulus fanart#marauders#my art
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noodle stopper figures are SO cute 💙
#vocaloid#hatsune miku#ramen#food#art#vocaloid fanart#anime#maruchan#14 years i am still drawing vocaloid. good#illustration#i just got my first noodle stopper a couple months ago. she was already a very affordable figure but then she was on SALE too#and it was a pretty good sale. i love you bigbadtoystore mwah mwah mwah mwah mwah mwah m#she looks cute on a little instant ramen and when she's Not on ramen she is on my monitor. i love her#i'm surprised there aren't more noodle stopper figures that dont have their own little ramen cups though!!!#share the ramen with your blorbo or waifu ....#one of my dream jobs is to design a miku figure. that probably wont happen cuz i dont really have an anime art style but#its nice to think that maybe i Could some day. just theoretically ..... just to Pretend ....
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