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i had a stupid idea so i drew it #nkmtART
pictomancer allagan tech (it’s procreate)
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(Unseen Academicals, Terry Pratchett) I think Shang Qinghua and Ponder Stibbons should have tea and compare notes about somehow accumulating so much behind-the-scenes power by doing menial jobs no one else wants that they could basically run the show if they wanted...
meanwhile we have Shen "meh good enough" Qingqiu
#svsss#shang qinghua#shen qingqiu#sqh#sqq#cumplane#discworld#my art#sqq 100% knows how to delegate meanwhile sqh is here trying to run a sect a demon kingdom and juggle a bunch of secret conspiracies#his little rodent heart is going to explode from stress at this rate no qi deviation necessary#i'm gonna need to draw sqh more i really don't know what i want his design to be yet but i like him a lot#if anyone has any sqh drawing prompts send them to me i need some ideas to play with (WITHOUT SPOILERS THOUGH I'M ONLY ON BOOK THREE)#i was scrolling back to see the last time i had drawn cartoony cursing to remind myself which shapes i like to use and wow#it looks like it's actually been a while??? it surprised me because i really love drawing them#i laugh any time i see them in a comic#anyway what are the odds i reread unseen academicals again before the month is through? highly underrate pratchett novel imho#variations of this quote is actually used a few times in the discworld series i think but this is the one that stands out to me#when stibbons reveals just how much power he actually has at the university#*chefs kiss*#the wizards are so dumb i love them so much
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axolotl
#covers my face. this is dumb theyre dumb idk what was going thru my mind making this.h#i like this brush tho i think ill keep using it#i had this thought awhile ago that axolotls kind of remind me of macs ears. and i had a nice thought that if wukong ever saw one#he'd say the same thing. and thats why im sitting here with my head in my hands#macaque doesnt know if hes embarassed amused or straight up smitten. its all 3#i have such a hard time drawing necks and shoulders.. mac is supposed to kind of hunch up his shoulders#the way some ppl do when they bow their neck down kind oflike. defensive-tucking in position when theyre making themselves small#i cant really get it to look right so it kinda looks like his head is sunken too close to his shoulders. so i guess ill keep practising#maybe if i brought his head closer to the collarbone it will look better. but i struggle with foreshortening so theres a chance itll#just look like his neck starts at the collar. ughhh#god have mercy if i ever draw hugs. i hate positioning the shoulder i hate hate hate it. 10 dead 17 injured#i have new design note ideas for em but ill post another time#myart#doodles#lego monkie kid#lmk#monkie kid#shadowpeach#lmk sun wukong#lmk swk#lmk macaque#lmk six eared macaque#lmk liu er mihou
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follow up to this
#detroit become human#gavin reed#rk900#reverse au#human!connor gets to like metal music as a treat ok its what he deserves#nines like hey wait no not actually the metal i had in mind wait no stop shouting please everyone is going to look over#please i cannot get in trouble i have a very good record and you continue to get me in trouble#and gavin shuts up to stare at him because thats a huge lie and they both know it#nines isnt violent but he does talk back a lot so its just a lot of written warnings and documentations on stuff hes said#as leverage more than anything but yeah not a clean record dont act innocent#(this is all headcanons dont mind me i have read some reverse fics and agree with some takes and disagree with others)#(its fine im way too lazy to learn to write better so the only times you gotta read my dumb ideas are in tags)
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quick concept art of octavia with dreads for a planned chapter
#zeno's art#ocs#reassassination#octavia krankenstein#specifically a chapter about octavia's band#did i mention she has a band#with her on guitar + vocal - onion as DJ - jaundice on drums - and smithereens on bass guitar#they're nu metal because duh#and they're called mindfuck massacre (might change that tho)#its just a dumb little idea i have where they get super famous and have a rapid rise and fall in the span of like 2 weeks#and i wanted to give them special looks for when they're famous#so octavia would have dreads#mainly cuz a lot of nu metal frontmen had/have dreadlocks and also because i want to do something different with her hair
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If I'm honest, the whole "love in every stitch" saying for fiber artists does not apply to me, like. I'm trying to get this fucking hook into stubborn yarn and I'll be stabbing it like it owed me money. Is that love because I hope not 😭💀
#art#crochet#honestly the closest thing i feel to love when crocheting is this feeling that this is bigger than me if that makes sense...#...i think it'sthe feeling of knowing how old the craft itself is and knowing that millions of people have done the same as you...#...millions of people have stabbed their crochet hook into the yarn because it's stubborn but so are you...#...millions of people in the past have sat and devoted their time and effort into all of this...#...millions of people have passed on this knowledge and kept this thing alive...#...and it's the feeling of knowing that humans across millenia aren't THAT different#to our core we are more or less similar - across the ages across the colours across everything. that really comforts and humbles me#have you looked up ancient textiles? because that also sparks these emotions in me#it makes me think about the tupes of people to make the textile but also about who wore it#and so many of them are still beautiful and colourful and it shows you SO MUCH about the people who made them#even the ones that are tattered and faded and stripped of colour still feel beautiful...#...because it has SURVIVED. it is evidence of a people who made it and a people who had technical skills#and THIS is why i HATE HATE HATE the idea that ancient people were just 'dumb' and 'uneducated'#that is so unfair to them and cruel and just. wrong. (and often it reeks of white supremacy)#i'm sorry i rant and rave about this so much but i canNOT be normal about this. i can't be normal about humanity#i am learning to love humanity and learn about us and learn everything and it'll never be enough - i will never know enough#i will never know everything about everybody and it will be the death of me#okay the only thing i liked about the greatest showman movie was Never Enough because that is me thinking about all this
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hiiii your local girlboy coming in hot to say ‘new hair new me’! just recolored my hair and decided to finally get bangs and I love it 🧡
#bex talks#riley rambles#I haven’t had bangs in 8 years and back then I had some dumb half forehead bangs that looked ridiculous#but I’m about to move back to texas to a new city. about to start a new job. and I wanted a new me#I’m so excited to have curtain bangs. I love it#my red hair fits my personality so much and I’d never go back to being a blonde#and I’ve been getting Brazilian blowouts for my hair for just over a year now and it makes it so sleek and smooth and professional#but I wanted a change as I move to Texas next month and start a new chapter of my life#I texted my stylist over the weekend as if she’s my secret super power and asked her what she thought of the idea of bangs#and today we got the bangs and recolored my hair and I love it#i feel like a new person#in the best way#get ready Texas you’re about to meet the new Dr G and she’s ready to kick ass and take names
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I dont have any serious drawings I'm busy with other stuff so just take this revelation I had late at night
#we happy few#whf#arthur hastings#whf arthur hastings#not gonna even tag it under my art cause its just a dumb edit#what is it with this archetype of male characters like why is it popular?#like the lanky big nose short hair men character types#i feel like i see it so often#anyway the glasses look off from the style but you get the idea#also ignore the typo i had when messaging my sister you dont see it
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Break the Barriers.
Centuries ago a god was sealed in chains for breaking down the boundary between life and death, banished from his family for the rest of eternity for a betrayal never planned.
Who would’ve thought such a feat would cause the barrier to break further?
All it took was a standard harvest ritual and a very experimental lamb.
The large lush farmlands were quite the sight compared to what those in the village had experienced prior, food never a shortage, never withheld even when misbehaviors occurred.
But it could never hold a candle to the gardens, oh for they were the shepherd’s greatest joy.
A weeping Willow stood tall in the center, a beautiful stone statue of a lamb before it, moss and lichen grew up the sides. A testament to how long ago the gift had been given.
Camellias grew around, their height evident of the gentle care the Shepherd had given them, branches bending and twisting with each careful dance. Not tied to one color they grew in shades of reds to whites.
Hooven hands grew green with lichen during the festivals, just as pawed hands became tainted with red. Crowns rest upon their head, one of annoyance, one of joy.
Hands intertwined as music played, the leaders, the gods. A celebration. One of love and joy, of binding and beauty, of life and death no longer being able to separate two lovers.
Town a buzz, garlands hung from the lights, a table of food. Loud cheers, excited laughter, and music played by the wood worker’s makeshift band. The happy couple in a daze, blinded by all the chaos in their midst unable to notice the missing pair.
Their rings were awfully dull compared to the newly weds, not even proper. A black shackle on a horn, a small Camellia on the ear.
Yet when the two found themselves alone, all else seemed forgotten.
Hearts beat in one, the distant chatter becoming white noise, the hurt that blinds them so left behind. For now they were as happy as a bride and groom.
He of death.
They of life.
#wilted camellia au#narilamb#narinder x lamb#colt narinder#colt lamb#colt narilamb#cult of the lamb#mostly just little details#I had fun exploring my ideas for how the cult looks#nari and clover finding solace in the garden#while the crowds enjoy the party in the town#yes they are married#they are also both freaking dumb
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#hey if you notice a mistake in a video#and the vid is like a month old#and that video has like over 40 k views#before commenting about the mistake#would you maybe consider one of the other many people who has watched it#has already pointed it out#and if you look in the comments#you will notice a pile of the comments pointing it out !#so adding your own two cents about the mistake is like ! unnecessary it’s already been done !!!!#this is so dumb but I keep getting comments about the backstitch lever on the sewing machine#and it’s like I KNOW NOW IM SORRY OK#no need for 50+ comments about it#it’s fine it’s fine I’m being annoying#but usually when I watch an older vid with a mistake I assume the uploader has already had it pointed out#and doesn’t need another reminder about it and the fact they can’t fix it#that and the STOP SEWING OVER PINS comment like I get it I get it we have different ways of doing stuff leave me alone#I mentioned it’s not a good idea and you can mess up your machine its just what I do sometimes#rabbit rambles#personal#sorry it’s time for the daily post of rabbit being annoyed by shit that Does Not Matter#but ranting into the void (ie Tumblr notes) helps get it off my head#and feel better#so here we are#feel free to block the tag rabbit rambles if you hate these#anyway
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Also, on a less sad and more angry note, as much as I've enjoyed this game so far, why do they feel the need to stick this essential item in A PITCH BLACK ROOMS FULL OF ENEMIES?!
#had to look up what the developing fluid was meant for cause i had no idea i even supposed to be looking for the tank#it doesn't even stick out in any way so I must've walked right past it multiple times#and pitch dark room full of tanky enemies with nothing else that stands out seems antithetical to sticking around and exploring#idk maybe i just missed a hint or just didn't that that room was a literal dark room for photographs (perhaps im just dumb)#i was gonna complain BEFORE finishing the game#but I ended up beating it in the same session so...#signalis#signalis spoilers#ramblings
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this is a little belated by I saw @dayinthedeath's discussion about who in torchwood is most likely to be spiderman and I needed to join in with this proposal: it's a team effort in united nerdy idiocy
#torchwood#owen harper#toshiko sato#tosh#ianto jones#spiderman#my art#they all actively enable each others bad decisions and i firmly believe that includes trying to make a biological web agent to swing from#what i want to know is who's dumb enough to test run it and ends up falling from the upper levels#they all have the brains to try to pull this off and not enough common sense to realize it's a bad idea#if i had to choose just one of them i'm team tosh sorry the thought of her as spiderman just makes my heart happy#but owen is the next obvious follow-up to me and he does admittedly have the snark that tosh is lacking#but i can very much see tosh and ianto accidentally talking themselves into this - first as a joke but suddenly very much Not As A Joke#and then owen inevitably gets drawn in when they go looking for biology advice#he acts like he thinks its a stupid idea but he is immediately way to invested in doing this#jack and gwen aren't told until it's too late#this feels like a sequel to my myfanwy-rider picture but i just treasure this potential dynamic
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my second return to Earthbound but this time it took 8 months after i got hit with rhe ao3 writer effect I have healed... I am here to feed you again🩷
#fanart#my art#earthbound#mother 2#ness earthbound#paula earthbound#paula jones#jeff andonuts#poo earthbound#it has come to my attention that ness was implied to be fat this whole time and i just missed it cuz im dumb#formally give my apologies i am sorry for drawing him as a stick before 💔#anyway#I KNOW IT TOOK LIKE. ALMOST 8 MONTHS SINCE MY LAST DRAWING OF EARTHBOUND IM SORRY💀💀#i got new lore then im sorry my lore got crazier that day so i had begun associating Earthbound with it and could not look at it💀💀#BUT I AM HEALED.... it would have been very bad if i hadnt by this point honestly wdym it has been 8 months#ypu have no idea what i have in my drafts rhay ive been cookin now that im back im hellbent on finishing it up.#im sorry for the huge amount of slang there im really tryna walk around it💀
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Btw seeing gringos trying to dance tango or salsa is so 🫥🫥
Like I don't mind at all bro go off but like put some flavor in there I AM BEGGING i swear u won't die WHERE IS YOUR SOUL DO YOU NOT HAVE A HEART
#tango specifically gives me so much cringe but bc they have such a weird and wrong idea of how tanho is really like#i do not enjoy seeing it butchered#but i do not mind that other people dance it per se i just wish they cared a bit more about how it's traditionally danced#i was thinking about this seeing a gymnast the other day that had i think salsa in her routine?#(idk bc the volume was so low i just had to go by a bit of what i heard and her movements)#SHE WAS STIFF#all her routine was so beautiful and elegant and then that part... it was definitely there#but then i saw a YouTube video nd it was one of those where they teach how to dance x latinamerican rhythm#but the teacher is always yanki and the steps are all numbered and there's squares on the floor telling u where to step#and LISTEN i know it's useful to have a visual representation or a guide at first to figure out the movement#but please that's just at first u can't just go through life overthinking merengue bc u're gonna look dumb#even the teachers look like they are trying to hold a penny between their ass cheeks without it falling while they dance#u have to let go and just feel it at some point#some of our dances are so much more about the feeling or connection with your partner than about the technique#technique is still important but like#i would enjoy much more watching someone who doesn't know every dance so just does a couple basic steps but FEELS the music#and is just enjoying themselves while dancing#than seeing someone who spent an entire year learning every step and turn but they look petrified and scared while dancing#nobody is out to get u sweetheart u can let go PLEASE u're scaring the kids
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Hey everyone!! So I’m still recovering from residual covid stuff and not feeling 100%, but I’ve acquired some energy at the moment to post some things I’ve managed to work on while I was sick. This first thing I’ve got to share here is a ref for Reese!! (⬅️Link to more into on him there!)
(⚠️warning, there’s a lot of rambling here below the cut⚠️)
Okay, so this ref was intended to be done around the same time as Donald's, but I ended up going on a bit of a journey when it came to Reese's hair. I had been wanting to change it for a while because there were some details about it that didn't make much sense that bothered me, like when drawing it at different angles. I also noticed that when I got art commissioned of him, the artists seemed to be rather confused on how his hair worked, and I got two different depictions of his hair. And this was not by resquest mind you, I think they ended up drawing his hair the way they did because they were simply trying to figure out how it worked. 😅 And I don’t blame them, because even I was confused about how his hair actually worked.
I honestly didn’t even know what kind of hairstyle I was going for with him before. I just wanted some kind of spiky-ness going on because I was going for a kind of punk rock vibe. And for the most part I did like how it looked, but it just wasn’t very functional.
So when redesigning his hair, I wanted to make it more comprehensive while also making sure it still fit Reese’s character and vibe. And when I say it was a journey trying to pick on that worked and felt good, it was a JOURNEY.
Art first I was going for a slicked/combed back look because that’s the kind of style I saw the artists I commissioned doing, and it looked like the best bet to try and go for a style like that if I wanted to try and preserve his older style. I messed around with a lot of different options but nothing really worked for me. It all ended up looking kinda weird and I just wasn’t fully satisfied with it.
I even tried other long-haired styles that were more functional but would still add some spikiness to his hair in some way, but I didn’t really like how those looked on him either. At some point, I started to realize that I liked the look of him just having long hair in general, and that it didn’t really have to be spiky. Soooo… that’s when I started drawing his hair without any spiky-ness, and eventually into what I’ve got here now. This turned out to be the style that I felt the most comfortable with him having. I think it looks good on him! Plus I still got to have him keep that lighter color of hair, but this time it’s applied in what I feel like is a more natural-looking way.
Ummm I don’t really know what else I want to say at the moment so I think I’m done rambling for now! I plan on posting an extra thing showing some alternate hairstyles that he does. One thing I really like about his updated hair design is that it feels more versatile and that a lot of stuff can be done with it, so I’ll be having fun with that!
#my ocs#my art#original character#Reese#OC ref#posting this later than I usually do so idk if that’s dumb or not any how many people will see this lol#but maybe I’ll reblog tomorrow idk#we’ll see#also I had no idea what to put in his ref but I just tried to put things I felt were important to know ghnghgngh#Sooo I hope it doesn’t look too hectic or hard to navigate and stuff#I also hope there’s no typos
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Imagine you have horns, but you're in a really shitty situation and the people with power over you don't want you to have your horns. Having horns makes you a threat, makes them scared you'll fight back, so they file your horns down or just cut them off. Whenever your horns grow back, they're filed back down, never getting a chance to be more than bumps on your head.
Eventually you finally get out. You make it on your own for a while, figuring things out, and your horns gradually grow in. You can take care of yourself now, you can defend yourself. And you're alone.
One day, you meet someone. They're nice, friendly, and the time you spend with them is good. You meet them again. And again, and again, feeling more and more comfortable around them each time. Eventually, the topic of housing comes up, and when you bring up how much cheaper it is to share a place, they say that sounds like a great idea.
And as you sit on the couch together, you feel happier than you've ever felt. Being with them makes everything feel perfect. You lean into them-
And stab them with your horns.
Later that day, they open the bathroom door to find you taking a nail file to your horns. They snatch it from you. "No, stop, what are you doing?!"
"I'm fixing them. I'm making myself safe."
"Don't do that. Don't... destroy yourself like this."
"It's okay. If it's for you, then it's okay."
"I don't want you to do this. I don't want you to cut off parts of yourself for me, I want you to be happy."
"Being with you is the happiest I've ever felt. I'll give anything to stay with you."
"You don't need to do this."
"But I'm dangerous. What if I hurt you again?"
"Then I'll get another bandage and we'll talk about how to avoid it next time. It'll be okay. We'll figure it all out. For now..."
They hand you a pair of these:

#original writing#my writing#this started off as a silly little idea#but i think i might have something meaningful here#what exactly that meaning is will have to be up to interpretation because this was not written from personal experience#and yes this was written just to be the setup to a dumb joke#okay wait i just remembered the original inspiration was the thought of a character with horns filing them down#and then the idea of filing them down for more convenient cuddles#and then the scene with the person saying “no don't damage your body. there's a better way.”#and then the original idea was those little cat claw caps but i looked up goat horn covers and found these and they're perfect#THEN the idea of the Ambiguous Shitty Situation and then i had the whole story right there#anyway feel free to take this as seriously or as sillily as you want. or both
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