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LET'S WIN THE BIG ONE, BOYS
#AEW#Trent Beretta#Chuck Taylor#Best Friends#Orange Cassidy#please consider I love them#look at those two dumbasses#one braincell between them#I am ready to get behind an Orange Trent tag run#Renee's delight when she's around these idiots is my delight
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Another, zzz
#wip#queue à la queue leu leu u.u#last suguru sketch i shared made me think of this one (because of the pose ig? symbolic(???) back hug from gojo tipa deal??? uh)#kinda exited to see the final of this ? idk when ill be in the mood to work on my idea of the type of rendering this should get#but in my head 'it will look pretty 😌'#not in the mood to do those kind of details tho so.. ciao#satosugu#呪術廻戦#jjk#jjk fanart#jujutsu kaisen fanart#stsg#gojo satoru#gojo satoru fanart#getou suguru#getou suguru fanart#夏油傑#jujutsu kaisen#五条悟#stsg fanart#i feel like this drawing will get modified (as in 'this is no good ; ERASE. REDO !) A loOOoooot when i next work on it#but slay ig#(i do know that atm there are uh.... i mean... gojo has two set of hands (because i was sleepy. got distracted. coulnd pick a set of hands..#i dont know. ALL OF THE ABOVE... something something... but you have to understand..! im a dumbass!!!#things happen!!!! happy little accidents.. !!!)#im outing myself as a distracted mess rn#“no no no!” i continue into the mic “youve got me wrong... there isnt even proof SINCE THE CROP OF THIS POST HIDES THE EVIDENCE” i singsong
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Are you two dating?
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#lego monkie kid#lego monkie kid fanart#monkie kid#monkie kid fanart#lmk#lmk fanart#lmk mayor#monkie kid mayor#lmk macaque#monkie kid macaque#blue and violet#I just wanna say that this was hilarious to draw guys#these two are such dumbasses#they do not like each other and yet they contradict themselves so much#Mayor does not like Macaque because of his traitorous past but they really do still he leaning against this monkey like a pillow#why? he is warm#that is their only excuse#and Macaque is like “lmao imagine being with this guy- could not be me”#and at the same time he LITERALLY has his tail around the Mayor#look at these two#leaning against each other- ITS GOING TO GO TO A POINT WHERE THESE TWO FAKE BEING A COUPLE FOR THOSE COUPLE DISCOUNTS ON VALENTINES#that would be Macaque's idea of course because he loves a good discount but he is lonely as fuck#and Mayor is just there for the ride because why not#these two would cause drama at IKEA on purpose#and do all of these other domestic romantic couple things and chalk it up to 'average homie behaviour'#this is actually just reminding me of casino cups devildice at this point if any of you understand this reference-
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roger who's nickname for buggy was "junebug" cause they found him in june and his hair is the same color.... buggy who hates it at first until he's climbing into his captain's bed at night bc of a nightmare and his captain says ever so softly, "oh junebug, c'mere"..... the nickname getting adopted by everyone on the crew until nobody calls him buggy anymore..... them meeting up with thr whitebeard pirates and getting irrationally jealous when the whitebeards use the nickname bc that's their nickname and who the fuck do these people think they are getting so close to their junebug.... rouge who has never met buggy calling him junebug in her head.... roger whose last words to buggy that fateful day before loguetown was "you shine like the sun, junebug. never stop"..... buggy who waits for years after the execution for a call from one of his former crew members, hoping every time the den-den one day it'll be rayleigh or seagull or gaban or sunbell on the other side with a familiar "hey junebug", except no one ever calls and the years go by and buggy slowly learns to stop waits, and gives on being the roger's junebug and learns how to be buggy the clown, buggy the genius jester, buggy the immortal, everything and anything other than junebug
#the thing about buggy is that he is always loved but never enough yknow?#and he'll never be his dad's junebug again and it kills him some days#he'll never argue with shanks again and have rayleigh come and break them apart with a 'junebug! shanks! enough you're both dumbasses'#toki-neesan will never let him curl up with momo and hiyori again#those days are over and yet somedays he looks in the mirror and he is still 14 wtching his captain's head hit the ground with a splat#he is still 12 watching his dad walk away from them and knowing in his heart that this was the end#he is still 8 and climbing onto his new home and when his captain asks for his name he says 'buggy sir' and capt laughs and says#'what an ordinary name for a boy like you!' as shanks look ready to well shank capt for the perceived slight against buggy#he is still 8 and sitting on captain's shoulders as his dad says 'do you see how beautiful she is junebug? you carry her with you'#he'll never be junebug again but by god he wants it so badly he thinks he'll die from the ache of it#(junebug is dead and has been dead for a long time but smtimes when he sits by shanks and they're sharing a drink as they carefully tiptoe#around certain topics; shanks'll just Look at him and for one soft gut-wrenching moment junebug is alive again#and then the moment passes and they're back to being buggy and shanks: two broken men desperately trying to make sense of the cards#gave them)#op buggy#buggy the clown#buggy one piece#gol d. roger#roger pirates#anyway how y'all doin?
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actually now that i think about it, the oscar/clarinette relationship would be fucking hilarious because oscar is like limes #1 wingman, doing whatever lime needs him to do to ensure uninterrupted mochi moments, and clarinette is constantly trying to block/ruin said moments, so theres this constant hostile relationship of "I'm going to ruin limes relationship with her" vs "Over my dead fucking body you are"
#the vibes of it become like two siblings fighting over who gets to ride shotgun#to get to mochi and lime you must first get through oscar#coco: i thought you didnt care to interfere with those two dumbasses#oscar: i dont care to encourage them but im not just gonna sit here if someone tries to break them up????#oscar: you know i could use some help (holding back clarinette like shes a untrained dog)#coco: nah it looks like you got it
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listen if we brat summer our way out of fascism I'll fuckin take it
#ravi rants#historically speaking the best way to shut down asshats that violate the social contract of tolerance is to mock them#idk man maybe I have a different perspective on all of this because I'm part of the desi diaspora#but like.... so Indians won't always obviously call out violations of social decorum#if you're making an idiot of yourself or you're making a scene. other people will stand by and let you do it.#my therapist and I talk about me coming from a high-context Asianic cultural background like I do a lot actually#because the thing about Indian decorum is that. like.#one. you protect yours. if your friend is actively intervening in on something there's a reason and it might be helpful#but two. if someone's breaking decorum.... we allow them to do so in order to figure out why.#if someone's ex is crashing a wedding and successfully gets the floor they'll get heard out#and everyone will be paying attention#because the thing is those kinds of overt violations of decorum usually happen for a reason....#Indian soap operas are A Lot™ but listen. a party might be the right time to call someone out on being abusive or manipulative#because the whistleblower can be escorted away to safety by them and theirs.#and usually you have to be able to know enough decorum to get to the point where you make a scene#and Indians respect the hustle. we'll hear you out.#the Hindu gods are notorious for being like 'alright smart guy. here's your wish.'#the gods will readily admit if they've been outwitted#but you're an idiot if you think you'll get away with fucking with the natural chaos of samsara and karma forever :)#however. there's also Hindu parables of asuras and dumbass humans realizing they fucked up and taking the L with grace#and the gods respect that#but lol. fascists aren't respectful.#Richard Spencer shut the fuck up after we all saw him get punched#conservatives are having a mental breakdown over being called weird while insisting that a cis woman is a man#and I'd like to remind everyone that the social role of a court jester is to keep everyone humble#bc dude. if you're getting butthurt over the clown ribbing you. maybe calm the fuck down? look in the mirror?#you may be a king but the larger the seat you hold#the better your toilet plumbing should be
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Personal but: tomorrow I gotta call my neurologist's office and ask them to transfer my medical record to my doctor, so that he can sign off on my disability pension, and I can't wait to hear what excuse I'm going to get for why they cannot perform this basic fucking task. It's gonna be like "actually because we write our medical records on circle-shaped paper we're unable to scan it into normal square-shaped paper format, so that's why we can't transfer your medical record, guess you'll just have to choose between death by seizure or death by starvation uwu". And I know anyone reading this will be thinking I'm just being silly and dramatic and to that I say: tune in tomorrow and find out lmao
#then after that I gotta actually get this doctor to fill out the form correctly#which you would think would be easy for someone with a whole ass medical degree#but everyone always a dumbass around me so BET#and THEN once I've gotten two consecutive people to do their jobs I gotta face the final boss#which is the welfare office#which is notoriously staffed by devoutly malignant dumbasses#looking at the doctor's statement#deciding they don't know better than a doctor#which often they DO decide they know better than a doctor so that ain't a given#and then looking at that in conjunction with my homelessness#and coming to the conclusion that I might in fact struggle to work full-time#and if they still want to force me to do pointless activities to punish me for relying on welfare#that I should at least be referred to a disability employment service#who will be far better equipped to force me to do those things in a way that ain't gonna result in me in an emergency department#so all this gotta line up all these people gotta act right in a row#and I never get people acting right ever#so I have low expectations#but I have over the years grown some humour about this sort of thing so I genuinely can't wait to see how ridiculous this gets#lmao
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i think about these two having the same face constantly
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#saint young men#saint oniisan#sym#my art#hi. im normal#the first drawing is like a year old but i still really like it so <3 take it#the sketch is recent tho#ive had sym on the brain recently. bought omnibus 10 today and i am impatiently waiting for it to arrive#i love these two theyre absolute clowns. dumbass kings of fooltown#will be drawing them more probably#andrew hating that they look identical means everything to me#*posts for the first time in nearly a year* *it's those gay saints again*
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I don't know what to say... everyone got a happy ending except the people who actually wanted a real revolution and had a cause for it... but it's not like we had much of their opinions on this I guess... also no final lez sex scene... tragic
#the man silver is looking for is thomas i know it..... thats why flint wont kill him..... he will pop out with the i know where thomas is#flint and co being down to guerrilla tactics.... OH JACK MADE IT SKFJSKSJSK#silver realising that he did this tantrum that broke their crew apart for nothing cause flint really wangs madi alive.... DUMBASS#you know what i think the change between season in centering mostly everything around silver instead of flint kinda diminishes the causes#for billys grievances and betrayal and kinda descent into madness lmao bc his problem is with flint but it kinda is blurred in the distance#idk billy is very against flint and so was silver but the moment he got close to him those issues disappeared almost completely bc#novody complains about flint anymore... its just billy in the background and he just sounds petty#and then with silvers betrayal of flint bc of madi is just not deep enough like yeah your wife but that relationship is not developed...#and silvers relationship with flint actually is so it doesnt make sense#fistfight on the crows nest.... wow.... and billy drowns again!!!#is jack going to fight the governor HE IS GOING TO DIEE!!!#YEAAAAAH TWO AGAINST ONE KILL HIM!! FLINT KICK HIM WHILE HE IS DOWN!!!!#madi is alive my god..... silver was gon a end it all real quick#we could have done this before with twice the men but alas...#why is everything so eerie what is going on.... what is going to happen#MY GOD!!! FLINT IS MAKING ME CRY WHE IS HE SMILING AND PLEADING!!!! MY GOD!!!! FLINT YOU NEED TO MURDER HIM#EXACTLY WDYM THIS WAS ALL FOR NOTHING!!! CASTING IN THE DARK FOR SOME PROOF THAT YOU MATTERED AND FINDING NONE!!!#THE FUCKING TREATY MADI WOULDNT ACCEPT!!! SILVER YOU ARE NOTHING!!!!!#of course thomas was there....#silver i hate you but that was beautiful#them gaying out in the middle of the field akdbakns the soldiers just 🧍🏻♂️#you didnt betray her until now but it is literally the thought that counts#billy STILL ALIVE ajdjajj he is younger and more beautiful i told you.... he is unkillable#Featherstone as governor??? ajshaksjaiajwkqqjwkjwkakwkwwkwksa#look how happy max is ajdhaksjak YEAAAAHHH#jack that is a woman..... also ANNE AND JACK THE LAST PIRATES YEAAAHHHHH#THE PIRATE FLAG YEAAAAHHHHH#max and anne are smiling all the time now bc they get their pussy eaten on the reg.... it is true#talking tag#watching black sails
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helen being smart does not make menelaus stupid.
#LOOK i am the queen of 'dumbass menelaus' memes. but its not something i ACTUALLY#think it's true. it's just really fucking funny to play with and dick around with#but some people ACTUALLY adhere to in how they view menelaus#just because he's not helen/odysseus smart doesn't make him stupid??? those aren't the only two#options??? like??? helen is really smart. it's part of her character in the odyssey#menelaus can just be some dude. with. yknow. normal dude intelligence lmfao#also if i may - menelaus is really fuckig emotionally smart#in that he can read people's feelings and know what to say VERY well#he does it in the iliad A Lot#with pat's body. with antilochus in the funeral games#and the iconic line that he KNEW agamemnon was going through it. so he just followed him around#to make sure he was okay#is he plan maker? no. is he a fighter? barely.#but my goD he has some redeeming qualities. stop sleeping on him#or only talking about him just to beat him down#the EMOTIONAL / FEELINGS whatever side to menelaus is#FASCINATING and BEAUTIFUL and so unique for the works in which he stars in#its literally said that menelaus isnt a good public speaker#he lets ody do the talking at the embassy etc.#BUT when it comes to his speech to antilochus its a fucking POWERFUL and INCREDIBLE speech#because it comes from his HEART. he's not planned it.#he isn't doing it for a public show.#it's how he feels in that moment and how he speaks upon seeing antilochus#im so sick. like actually sick. my fever could burn a house.#but it does not burn hotter than my love for menelaus son of atreus and king of sparta
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forgor that drawing takes like. effort.
#dude that levi drawing took like max. two hours and i did it right after i got out of bed. no problems.#why does this one feel like actual work now >:(#augh im very excited tho i like drawing. ig. =w=b#i like drawing when its easy at least. wow who'd've guessed....#augh i am so excited to see the result tho#shame that im the one thats has to do it.#auhg...#sillyposting#hehe who am i kidding i cant wait to see my wife#sketch is finished and all im like. halfway trough the lineart.#itll look LOADS like my prev blade drawing (the yeehaw one) bc. i liked that result ig.#actually what the hell was my point there “yeah the drawing im doing right now looks just like a previous drawing i did!! weird :P”#fucking dumbass#anyway yeah this is me delaying finishing the lineart.#all this lining sucks i wanna colour already#i gotta save the face and hair for last bc those are the ones i really like and that'll give me something to look forwards to =3=b#ok.#back to drawing.#ig.
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(my gmail is used but im on friend's account right now) hey Macaque, what do u think of Shadowpeach? me personally, i do not think u would be attracted to Wukong and nor would he be attracted to u, because he killed u once (really sorry about that :( have a plushie and some malai tea :) ) and u tried to harm him and MK too once (that was pretty mean not going to lie, but i get why u did it so don't worry! :) )
(also, i have a character in my mind too; she is named 'Lola' and is a waitress at a cafe, and is a white bunny born mute and with no mouth but can control light like Macaque can control shadows, and Lola thinks Macaque is really super duper cool so she peeks out the window to see him so she can try to befriend him with giving him flowers and seeing him smile! she is shy so she only peeks a little, but, she is really sweet, so i hope Macaque gets to meet Lola (i want him to have someone sweet in his life, he seems like he deserves it, and very sorry if i come off as weird) )
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#lego monkie kid#lego monkie kid fanart#monkie kid#monkie kid fanart#lmk#lmk fanart#monkie kid macaque#lmk macaque#blue and violet#because you didnt specify what type of plushie I had to make it the most bland looking plushie in existence#but the plushie ended up turing out to look like quite the silly fella#I won't lie buddy your Lola fella seems so have some stalker traits/j#Macaque does not know what shadowpeach is#and yeah he does not like Wukong#come on guys this is a shadowpuppet account LMAO-#macaque might low-key reminisce on the good old times but that is the most it will ever go#and even that is stretching it#bear in mind that this is still post season three and pre season four#all of those shadowpeach moments hasn't happened yet#those two dumbass monkeys barely tolorate each other#anyways Macaque is a little creeped out by Lola but honestly he'll be like that with anyone who is peaking through his window#I humbly accept your apology for being weird because honestly who isn't at this point :)))#if you wanted me to add Lola to the Blue and Violet story then I am sorry to say that I cannot do such a thing#the story is far too condensed as it is right now and adding a new character to give more focus-#-isn't going to make the story any easier to digest
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ice <3
#watching his dumbass husband tear himself apart#the concept of ice always looking out for his two idiot boys? him family? always looking out for mav and rooster#rooster and ice is something i think about alot#also the rest of the dagger squad finding out that ADMIRAL TOM ICEMAN KAZANSKY HIMSELF calls Rooster baby goose and one time....#showed up to give Rooster his lunch#POINTS AT ICE AND MAV#THOSE ARE ROOSTER'S DADS
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he's my babygirl, my princess, my everything
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#hes so cute [ photo of him looking like a hamster trying to consume more pellets even tho it has a whole banana slice stored in its cheek#last photo is live footage of him reacting to me giving pickens the top wr trophy#sauce would literally change his position to wr just so he could contend for it#and lose#hes not in the top cb which have a few more tops than the wrs but not many#n half of those are probably like 50 yrs old#now a REAL comparison someone should study is which side has more brats wrs or cbs#both got killer BOATS#Brattiest Of All Time#i think the wrs win for now only cus tbh we know more of them we kinda have to#we only know sauce eli ramsey so well because theyre mentally ill#someone who knows more football should conduct the study im busy thinking about my bbg 🥰#his lil mouth while hes chewing is so cute#the stance lmao#squirrels when u catch them starving out the birds ure trying to feed with ur bird feeder bcs the squirrels invaded#his nose 🥰🥰🥰#the way hes just a himbo in his commercials but on the field he is satan#inside you are two wolves (both are gay#really represents his dumbass smartass flipflop ways#his lips are so pretty#hes gorgeous#as long as he hides from harsh lighting like a mole creature he is my divine#harsh lighting can make most people look. questionable. so im not being mean im just stating facts#nfl yb pretends to like sauce only for his bdubs discount but slowly falls in love with him during their bdubs dates#but sauce finds out his original intentions and doesnt tell him. just goes on twitter n posts 'nba yb ass' and waits#they become bitter exes#they kiss#sauce
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It is so important to me that vashwood is Loser4Loser. Like. They're both such fucking losers. Some people draw them too bishounen and it's like NO!!! they're so swagless it hurts (affectionate)
#speculation nation#ngl i kinda just dont reblog art of them that makes them too perfectly pretty#i mean IT DEPENDS but that sanitized beauty??? not for me.#i like these two bc theyre both so UNBELIEVABLY hot. but in such loser ways.#theyre just so. So..... i mean just LOOK at them!!!!!!#vash willingly wears his hair like a chicken's ass. he CHOOSES that.#and wolfwood's out here dressed in whatever tf those shoes are and Also looking like a slutty priest#super sweaty in his big black suit in the desert sun. dumbass.#i love them so dearly but they GOTTA be scruffy and they GOTTA be losers#thats why i love them so much!!!!! anything too perfect just Isnt Them.
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her and that fuckass bob
#a#this is specifically ff togami bc her fuckass bob is especially prominent. grow your hair out or something…#god now that im looking at it her haircut really sucks ass. get rid of those two dumbass hair sections near the top#im gonna have to edit this or something bc her hair is pissing me off so much
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