#look at this fuckin twink my god i love him

[intermundia]

i AM a pretty boy... like my father before me

[philiponmycracker]

Sweetest, precious darling baby Tom Hulce as Artie Shoemaker - Those Lips, Those Eyes (dir. Michael Pressman, 1980)

[doc-killjoy]

bro I HATE Valgrace fics where it puts Leo as the one who’s constantly simping over Jason from the fuckin shadows and bringing out all his flaws while making Jason look like a god? Y’all are BLIND if u don’t think Valgrace isn’t “he fell first he fell harder” smh. Also Leo doesn’t deserve that my baby Latino elf twink deserves his man W OUT YALL PAINTING HIM AS CRUSHING ON JASON WHILE HE LOVES PIPER

[some-stars]

took a couple days off from writing due to aforementioned family shit, but tonight everyone else was having an argument in the kitchen so i went somewhere else and put headphones on and finished the first scene of the phone sex fic. which is going to be disgustingly long, because this scene was 3300 words and there's still like 80% of the story left to go. posting a fic a week was nice while it lasted i guess. anyway here enjoy:

"A romantic, huh?" That's Wade's teasing voice, but warmer than usual. "Rose petals and candlelight? Soft breeze blowing through the gauze curtains? Gentle yet authoritative missionary?"

"Fuck's sake," Logan says. "Go back to the rough shit." He's annoyed, but less with Wade for being a little shit and more with himself for actually imagining the scene Wade's mocking.

Wade laughs, a little breathlessly. "Hey, I'm not judging. You think I'm above a whispered love confession while 'I Can't Fight This Feeling' plays on repeat? I'm a sensitive guy."

"Sensitive," Logan says. "Right."

"I am!" Wade insists. "Sometimes I watch Thai life insurance commercials on Youtube just to have a good cry! You know what, that's not sexy, let's circle back to the low quality pornography."

"The guy who looked like me," Logan says. "Was he...what was he..." Somehow, despite being fully aware that they both have their cocks in their hands right now, he can't make himself ask in so many words.

"Oh, he was the top," Wade says easily. "And the other guy was a total twink. Very cliche stuff, I know, but the classics are classic for a reason. So does that work for you?"

Wade reading the phone book would probably work for him at this point, but Wade doesn't wait for him to answer.

"Because it works for me." He says it playfully, but the trembling groan that follows is so achingly sincere it makes Logan's toes curl. "Fuck, it works really well. I want you in me so fucking bad."

“Wade.” He knows Wade wants more than that, wants to give it to him, but his whole existence has narrowed down to the singular nuclear-bright point of Wade wants me to fuck him, and nothing can make it out past that. He strokes himself faster, sweeping his thumb over the head each time, where he’s started to get wet. 

“God, I want you to rail me,” Wade says, his voice edged with a moan. “Like there’s no tomorrow. Want you to just fucking ruin me. Make me wear your blowjob handles while I suck your cock. Fuck me so good I ruin my fucking eyeliner.”

"Jesus fuck," Logan says, almost mildly, feeling like he's been slapped. He was wrong before. This is definitely sex. "Wade--"

"Do you want that?" Wade asks him, not a joke or a line or a flirt but just a simple question. Logan can't not answer.

"Yeah," he says, breathless. Liquid heat spills out from his gut, all through him, molten. "I really fuckin' do."

[justyouraverageanonbloghere]

Dream Made Flesh

I snapped a picture of my new body, my new life, and my new muscles. This will be the day where I will be reborn into a leather loving dom.

Just imagining me conditioning this body and getting older within has a shiny tent forming in these joggers.

Let me back track a little. I got so absorbed in my victorious conquest I forgot to give context.

You see, this body belonged to my jackass neighbor in the flat across from mine. When he moved in, I couldn't stop staring at those guns and that nice ass that looked like they were made from stone. The staring turned into me pressing my face against the peephole of my door and just rubbing one out as I watched him go to his flat and enter. At first I thought it was mere infatuation but it became a fixation. Instead of wanting him to pound me into a mattress, my thoughts transitioned to me pounding twinks like me into the mattress with a body like that. My fetishes and desires became more strong and unavoidable.

Maybe it was a lust depraved god that heard me. Or a sex crazed demon. Since the last thing I knew when I was rubbing one out and orgasmed, my eyes rolled in the back of my head and I was ejected from my body. Getting my bearings I saw my body out cold with cum splattered along my scrawny frame. I was about to jump back in until I realized something.

Why don't I make my dreams made flesh?

Grinning to myself, I flew through the walls to my neighbor's flat and found him passed out on the couch with only in his underwear and a black tank top. I wasted no time and slammed myself into his chest. With him being asleep combined with the shock of an otherworldly force colliding with him, it created the perfect opportunity to immediately seize control as I collapsed onto the couch with a thud.

"Gah fuck-" I groan as my neighbor's baritone voice came out. I gasped before grinning as I look at my perfect chest heave against the black fabric. "It fuckin worked!" I laugh. I get up and walk to my own flat, not caring that I'm not wearing pants and this beast of a cock was creating a tent through my underwear. I grab my hidden spare key and enter my flat. Now that I have this sexy body, I need to adorn it properly.

I often fantasized of my neighbor having a leather fetish and so I bought a pair of leather joggers that I felt would look hot on him. I used my pure strength to tear the underwear off of me so I can go commando in the leather that was about to fit my legs. Pulling the waistband up and letting it go with a snap, I give a good squeeze to my rock hard cock and moaned with a triumphant smile on my face.

Lucky for you, this isn't where the story ends. I figured that I got lucky with my control so I planned a way to take full control of this perfect body.

After giving my dick a firm squeeze through the leather, I dug in my drawers and found my prize. A thick 10 inch dildo that would make you cry faster than a chopped onion. I grabbed the bottle of lube in my nightstand and slick it up before pulling down the waistband of my joggers and easing the cock into this virgin ass. My eyes squeezed shut with a groan as I tried to press the tip in, but thanks to these muscles I forced it in with my new body's innate strength.

With a breathy laugh I kept shoving each agonizing inch in until I was stuffed full and wide and on my toes. I sighed in euphoria as this ass squeezed involuntarily against this thick toy inside of me while I pulled the waistband back up.

As I theorized, my neighbor began waking up from within me and immediately seized control and collapsed to the floor on his hands and knees.

"Fuuuuuuuuuck." He groaned as he woke up. "Wear the fuck am I?" He wondered, looking around before his body lurched from the foreign object deep within him. "The fuck.. Is there something in my ass? Shit.." he shuddered. He tried to stand but immediately fell on bended knee. "The fuck am I wearing? I don't own pants like these- Where's my underwear?"

With a bit of effort, the neighbor struggled to stand again and groaned from that toy grazing his prostate deep inside of him. I dont know if it was pure will power or innate strength because he found my bathroom and leaned against the sink to try and get his bearings together. I used this opportunity to control his hips and start grinding his erection against the porcelain.

"Nngg..fuck.." he groaned out, assisting me in the grinding due to his body's need to climax.

That's right. Assure my victory.

It just took a little push for veins to bulge in his arms as he started humping the porcelain like a sex crazed animal. His eyes screwed shut as his ass squeezed against the toy that he ceased questioning due to how nice it felt. But of course he wouldn't admit it.

Throwing his head back, he shot ropes of cum into the joggers. However, I used this opportunity to push his soul out with his seed so my victory will be at hand. His baritone roar shifted into my voice as I moaned and stared at the ceiling with a face that showed my earth-shattering orgasm.

"Ha.. ha.. Finally..~" I laugh as I give a hard squeeze to the toy in my ass and moan. "But we're not done yet.. I want us to be one..~"

I dive my hand into my joggers and began scooping all the cum I shot that contained my neighbor's soul. I'll digest his soul to gain all the information I need to perfectly navigate his life. Upon consuming the last of his cum, I gripped my head in pain as his memories, habits, information, and skills flooded my brain. My flamboyant voice shifted back to my neighbor's as I shredded the black tank top from the power coursing through my body.

"FUCK YES! THIS BODY IS MINE NOW!" I laugh as the euphoria caused me to shoot another load. Grinning, I grabbed my virile seed and rubbed it over my tits like lotion to prove the dominion I have over this perfect body. "It's kinda funny. I dreamed of this day where I became you, but I never knew your name. But that's not an issue now, Lucas~"

To celebrate, I sauntered back to my room one last time to show my true victory.

Now you're all caught up. So make yourself useful and serve me by keeping this dick warm in your throat, yeah~?

[undergoing-mitosis]

hey guys have i ever expressed the fact that i love mello from death note

mello my beloved he is just so ghxdggifiik so badass so cool so fuckin gayass so angy traumatised boy who gave this boy bombs who allowed him to do chaos he is so good at the chaos babe you seen the way he dresses man surpasses twink he is too cool for twink oh god i love gay people his hair looked stupid when he was younger but somehow he rocks it?????? my guy did not deserve to die he is too cool for death he is too cool for everything mello my favourite mello my beloved with his silly little chocolate bars and his petty rivalry with near he could blow me up anyday he is so volatile and i love him he is the most guy just jdgzdkdtgkskgzkhxhkdhkddhhkddiggisgsisgoti

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babe wake up mello from death note exists

[theglidingbat]

No because Battison with ghostmaker is a fucking hilraious concept and should be explored further... escpically if battison was in BtK

Bruce just awkwardly listing to Anton as he goes on about they're similar goals and just nodding along silently, he still talks in whispers so I imagine him slowly roasting anton back

Minhkhoa would aboulstetly fucking wreck that twink mercilessly, he can't even bring himself to kill that pathetic cat:

Minhkhoa breaking into Wayne manor sees bruce trained by the world's best of the best wearing sunglasses inside his very dark and gothic manor munching on blue berries, bruce just looks up at him and offers him some as well,Khoa reluctantly takes some and seats himself beside Bruce glaring at him

I truly think It would be a one sided rivalry where khoa is a complete tusndere and Bruce is just not responding to said tusndere bullshit [mostly cause he's oblivious but also he's a little shit] either that or he takes khoa WAYYY to seriously and khoa has to awkwardly pat his head in comfort while grimacing

They're dynamic is basically:

Ghostmaker: I have very high standards for who I choose as my mate, plus I don't have time for such stupid and unnecessary things anyways-

Battison: *dripping from head to toe eating cheese while wearing sunglasses*

Ghostmaker: I want him. He's mine now.

Bruce could still very much kick his ass he just refuses to hurt khoa,it pisses khoa off but also when Bruce gets pissed and finally decides to fight him the motherfucker gets more dramatic about how bruce doesn't treat him as his equal and bruce instantly panics trying to comfort khoa while khoa refuses said comfort

Back to the tusndere dynamic cause I find it hilraious:

Imagine batman standing on a rooftop with ghostmaker glaring down at him, he notices that batman managed to get shot again and "reluctantly" helps him stich up the wound

"this doesn't mean anything!"

"ok"

"I hate you"

"oh...."

"don't look at me like that-"

"sorry"

"STOP SAYING SORRY GOD FUCKIN DAMMIT"

"......"

"......"

"sorry-"

"OH MY-"

Khoa ended up letting Bruce stay over for the night

He would also either get along with Selina or fucking hate her for flirting with Bruce.

I also imagine him trying to get battison to join him while Battison hides behind alferd who looks unamused

Battison is also very sassy and has no filter sometimes which I think is what led him and khoa to become friends in this universe, they will aboulstetly keep roasting eachother and makeout no matter the universe really

Minhkhoa aboulstetly loves teasing bruce and make him all embarassed and flustered, but when Bruce finally decides to flirt back for once the man's brain short circuits and he goes on a rant about how he's the great ghostmaker he's not fucking pretty-

Oh and battison definitely steals khoa Cape as revenge(yk cause khoa keeps stealing his batsuit and cape) and just wears it around the house to piss khoa off

They're both weird little freaks this is officially my favourite dynamic of them

[isa-ah]

what is the pettiest beef any of your ocs have with each other? and/or do you have any aus of your main ocs that you're particularly attached to??

isaiah has crazy beef in highschool w my husbands oc gideon bc he moves to jackalshide in highschool and is also a very cute twink but hes like straight passing while also having this flamboyant streak (and gay moms) that makes isaiah so insanely jealous every time he sees gideon with all of his social grace (especially if he talks to hunter or cam oh my god).

they have conversations in front of cam where cams like aw that was a sweet interaction and then hunter (who speaks twink) goes that was a fucking bloodbath actually. that curdled my milk dude. that soured the earth. jesus christ

in their late twenties / early thirties they meet again for the first time in a decade and are so fucking normal and friendly its comedic. its like they never had any beef to begin with. isaiahs like my buddy gideon is so talented wow look at him fix the town =')

&& i like playing with aus where hunter and isaiah met later in life bc isaiah (and by extension riker) would grow up WAYYY differently without hunters influence. theyd be those scary mean loner kids u think might bring a gun to school sometime. isaiahs hair stays really long and unkempt and riker probably never gets in w bette because theyre too dysfunctional for bette to want to have anything to do with them like that.

it makes for a much more quiet and grungey isaiah who just fuckin blossoms like a gay little flower about hunter when they finally DO meet. i love it.

my favorite au DESIGN though is the rebel prince. its a like medieval au where elias is a really awful king that has their kingdom on the brink of ruin and isaiahs creating his own uprising against his dad to get him dethroned but bc his dad never taught him how to rule hes usually a mess about actually taking the throne. he looks cute ill find some pics =')

[kingdom0fcards]

its that time of the day okay dont judge me for loving a TWINK

noah LOVES having his hair pulled

like his dom is like fucking him from behind and if they pull his hair mf will cum right then and there like he just enjoys it so much

pull his hair against you and wrap a hand around his neck and press just slightly and his knees go weak because he just cant handle it

i think he enjoys overstimulation too

like just keep on touching his dick after he came and he starts SOBBING like actual CRYING and he looks SO PRETTY. add a little eyeliner and mf looks beautiful like i can't fucking stop thinking about his tear stained flushed face as he just sobs and tells you to stop without actually meaning it because it just feels so good -🍄

Oh for fuckin sure bro oh my god

Especially when he had long hair you could just grip it right and pull him against you. I think he would like it when you pulled all his hair into a ponytail and yank it back y'know

Bonus points if you choked him during that too

His knees definitely have buckled once during that and he almost fell but didn't bc you had such a tight grip on him. Like he loves that shit

Should I bring up how high his singing voice is bc I'm gonna

Like there's no way his moans aren't somewhat high like cmon have you heard never know like that man whimpers. Like his moans are mostly high half the time he's fuckin, especially if whoever is fuckin him knows all the right things to do to him

Oh overstimulation, my best friend when I don't know what else to do in a fic

He loves that shit like if you touch him even a little bit after he came he's gonna tear up. If he came before you and you're still fucking him he loves it, but turns into a sobbing mess. If you push his head into a pillow and fuck him deeper he'll b shaking and sobbing desperately.

Most the time when he says stop he doesn't mean it (safe words are important yall) so you'll be fuckin touching him until he cums again if he even has it in him

"let's see how many times you can cum for me, pretty boy"

He's already crying and he loves it. He likes it when he cries because he gets more praise depending on the situation, SO he was the one that had the idea to put on eyeliner before you fuck him.

You make sure you can see his face everytime he starts crying, you'll even switch positions quickly just to see tears and makeup running down his pretty red cheeks.

He's like, "please I can't take it" even though he definitely can take it.

He's like twitching and trying to come down from his first high when he cums again because you just keep going and overstimulating him. You make damn sure that he came at least twice before you stop.

There was one time where he came like four times before he used the safe word bc it was starting to hurt more than feel good, aftercare was extra sweet that day.

Also aftercare is important do that shit! Noah definitely likes aftercare and shit so he can just lean against you while you help him calm down and stuff. If course you continue to praise him,

"you did such a good job, baby. I'm so proud of you, you're such a good boy"

He's melting he loves it so much, if he had a tail it would be wagging fr

Anyway I went off track just a lil bit at the end, ty mushie anon I always love ur hcs they're everything

[the-dalseum-duet]

gay people with nouns as names in a cult. this is hozier

FILTHY HOMOSEXUALS THEY ARE! BURN THEM!! AT THE STAKE!! GET THEM AWAYYY FROM ME AT ONCE

@svwhssftr mandatory cult member with a noun name tag

movement by hozier. i think that’s all I have to say. saw the prompt of “cult leader x their sacrifice” somewhere I don’t even know. doing something a little free-form today. a little looser-knit narrative. 

update: I got a little carried away literally just letting Crow yap so. this is half gay and half just me projecting onto Crow because I think it’s funny 

Blood danced in the divinely glistening saltwater, curling in almost enticing ribbons around Mako’s pale lips. God, it burned like the pits of hell, but it was the closest thing in Dalseum to heaven. 

Gale was a sacrifice, sure, but he was more than willing to forsake his body for the unrestricted power of his lover. His hands tightened around Mako’s neck as he hauled his aching body upward. He tasted his own blood on Mako’s lips, its rusty, tangy sweetness melting into the water rising above them. Mako ran his claw-like gloves through Gale’s drenched hair, droplets of water speckling his drained face. 

“Kiss me again,” Gale breathed, his vision blurring. 

“I don’t want to hurt you.” Mako kissed the fang marks left on Gale’s neck. 

“You won’t hurt me, love.” 

A second wave crashed into them as Mako sank his teeth into Gale’s exposed shoulder, the smell of blood inducing him into some feral fit. He brushed Gale’s wounds with his lips before lifting him from the water, sand rising into swarms of dust around their feet. 

Gale lifted his quivering hand to his neck, the blood dripping around his neck glinting in the full moonlight. “Did it work?” 

The blood staining Mako’s hands and nose reflected the deep blue of the ocean around them. His answer was another kiss. He lifted Gale’s unstable form and spun him in the piercingly bright moonlight, the thin shawl carelessly strewn across his bare skin soaking wet.

 

The scene was much less romantic when Mako recalled it to the members of The Order of the Fin the morning afterward with the unconscious, sand-covered body of Gale— or, rather, The Sacrifice— stretched across his arms. 

“So, he’s dead?” The Oracle asked, prodding at the scabbed wounds across The Sacrifice’s neck. 

“He’s not dead, God, no!” Mako explained. 

“You took him out to the ocean just to bite him?” The Archivist asked, chugging his third straight Redbull of the morning. “Could you not have done that somewhere sanitary?” 

“My whole shtick is that I’m, like, an ocean god,” Mako awkwardly said, stumbling over his words. “I thought it would be kind of badass, I guess. To sacrifice my lover underneath the moonlight in the ocean, or whatever.” 

“That’s so fucking corny.” The Archivist blinked his heavy eyes. 

“Yeah, in hindsight, it was probably lame.” Mako stared down at his feet and twisted his heel back and forth. 

“He’s not ‘your lover;” he’s some random twink who just stumbled upon here because my pocket watch decided to act up,” The Archivist sighed. 

“Who are you to deny our almighty Prince his affections?” The Oracle said. 

“Yeah, you’re probably jealous of him,” The Archivist mumbled. “Fuckin’ predator, that’s what you are.” 

“What was that?” The Oracle asked, narrowing their striking eyes. 

“Oh, nothing,” The Archivist said. “It’s just a little odd that your whole job is to suck up to some guy who’s barely eighteen. Don’t you think so, Mako?” 

“I’m literally a god,” Mako said. “Crow, that’s what worship is.” 

“Who’s that?” The Oracle sharply asked, swiftly elbowing Mako. He nearly dropped The Sacrifice’s lifeless body. 

“The… shit. Archivist? Is that what we decided?” Mako asked. 

“I don’t even care.” The Archivist let his head slam down into his desk. “I haven’t slept in three days. I can’t feel my hands. I don’t know what words are anymore. I haven’t taken my meds since I don’t know when.”

“Look, I’ve performed miracles before—“ Mako started. 

“Oh, miracle-schmiracle!” The Archivist exclaimed, slamming his fist into his shabby desk. “You’ve yet to do shit about my degenerative disease. Not even any miracles! Just, like, basic accommodations, man! This cult is not very inclusive!” 

“I mean, you’ve never asked me to do anything,” Mako murmured. 

“I don’t even have my T shots anymore! I sound even more like a prepubescent teenage boy than usual. My acne is somehow worse, and I seriously doubt you want to hear about bottom grow-“ 

“This clearly isn’t a transphobia thing,” The Oracle chimed in. “I’m still on estrogen. This seems like a personal issue of yours.”

“It’s because I’m Asian, isn’t it?” The Archivist aggressively pointed at both of them.

Mako and The Oracle shared a blank stare.

“How do I answer that?” The Oracle whispered. 

“Don’t.” The Archivist realized his mistake after he tidied a stack of papers. 

“I’ll let The Oracle take care of The Sacrifice with me today. You need to sleep, man,” Mako said. 

“I can’t sleep,” The Archivist muttered. “Too much to keep up with. Now, I have The Soggy Twink or whatever to write about. What’s his name?”

“The Sacrifice,” Mako admitted, hiding his face in his robes in embarrassment. 

“The Sacrifice?” The Archivist laughed. “That’s so corny, oh my god! And I thought it couldn’t get any more ridiculously queer around here.” 

“Our names are reduced to our simplest role for ease,” The Oracle stated, shrugging. 

“Still, The Sacrifice? What, is this some sort of cheap BL manhwa where the bottom has no role other than to be a pathetic hole-bearer? This is just fetishization, at this point. I’m not writing this.”

“What did any of those words mean?” The Oracle whispered to Mako. 

“I don’t know,” Mako whispered in return. 

“I mean, I understand that the genre of BL overall has a rich history of queer rights and women’s liberation in East Asia, but damn! It’s a little ridiculous, don’t you think? That this still represents us?” The Archivist dramatically spun around in his spinny chair and tossed his disgustingly pale hands into the air.

“Let’s get you to bed,” Mako said, passing The Sacrifice to The Oracle. 

“Please tell me you didn’t fuck his unconscious body,” The Archivist pleaded as Mako dragged him from his seat. “Mako, please tell me—“ 

“He and I have done nothing remotely sexual with each other,” Mako confirmed, patting The Archivist’s head as he easily slung him over his shoulder. The Archivist did not fight back.

“See, look at you go!” The Archivist exclaimed. “Breaking stereotypes by being a freak and a virgin simultaneously.” 

“And you’re not either of those?” Mako asked, beginning the trek down the stairs to The Order’s sleeping quarters. 

“I’m a freak, absolutely,” The Archivist said. “And I hate to break this to you, but I have fucked your mom.”

“I don’t have—“ 

“Exactly!” The Archivist said, softly kicking his feet. “That’s the joke, nitwit.”

“You’re so funny,” Mako flatly said. “What would I ever do without you?” 

“It’s kinda weird, though,” The Archivist said, “that your dads act like that. Like, my dad was off the walls insane, but at least it was interesting. Your dads are just horny. That’s, like, all that defines them. That must be so sad.” 

“Mhm.” Mako was not listening to The Archivist’s rambling. 

“See, I don’t want to write that. Anyone who does must be some sick freak with too much time on her hands. Shouldn’t she be applying for scholarships or something? Or going to bed. That would be good.” 

“Sure.”

“You really didn’t fuck him?”

“Nope.”

“Why is he butt-ass naked then?”

“He had a covering.”

“I could imagine what was directly under it with little to no effort.” 

“It was supposed to be dramatic and sensual, alright, man? It was supposed to be cool! A blood ritual is one of the most intimate things two beings can share,” Mako explained.

“Yeah, because me slicing your wrist open with a pocket knife was so intimate.” 

“You just don’t know the power of blood rituals yet. Do you know how Charlie and Sara did theirs?”

“No.”

Mako laughed. “You don’t want to know.” 

Mako kicked open his door as The Archivist stretched. “You’re letting me sleep in your bed?” The Archivist asked.

“You need somewhere comfortable, clearly.” As Mako rolled The Archivist onto his bed, he was sound asleep before Mako even rolled up his blanket to cover him. 

He had one unhinged cult member taken care of. Now, he just had to reawaken his Sacrifice. 

[demon-of-side-quest-hell]

Guess what, I have thoughts on CKC!!! Who would've guessed!!!!!!!!!!!!

More daniel stuff this time mostly it's very personal rambles so untagged we go again.

I love Daniel alot, he exists within my headspace ambiently, because like, Daniel is honest to god the most I've ever related to a character in anything.

And I wish, I really sincerely wish, that he got more time in Season 3, because at no point does Daniel's character actually refute the trappings of the character archetype he's meant to portray.

Daniel is a play on neckbeard type nerds. He's overweight, he's obsessive with niche hobbies like MTG, LOTR, and, of course, D&D, he tends to think alot of other people (especially cool kids) are out to trick him, and when Cody encounters him, he speaks in a manner of speech that is sometimes hard to understand, he's meant to be seen as abrasive and weird.

And genuinely? The game never actually says "No, maybe other people should stop being so fucking judgy" it effectively says "Well, he can be less abrasive and weird" or "Well, you could just ignore it" by toning down these elements of his character or just having people not say anything to his face, not that that means they don't continue to say things behind his back.

I don't think any of this is intentional, but idk, I wish the game gave us more time to actually see the loser trio just doing stuff, I loved episode 22, but, the fuckin' Daniel Episode barely has any time for Daniel to be his normal self! He's either sad or DMing the entire way through. I wish maybe there was a flashback like the ones in episode 14, something to show WHY Daniel, Peter, and Peggy actually happen to be friends, we're just told they're childhood friends. We don't even know how they met.

And to a lesser extent that's also what they do with Peggy, but she gets to have a gradual change that feels earnt.

I care about D&Daniel alot, if CKC ever became a big popular fandom I'd be in the notes of every post with him gushing about things, I'd be shit talking popular headcanons that are based in bad interpretations or just flat wrong, I'd be there in the frontlines fighting for my boy.

Because who the fuck else will, really?

No one else without a similar background is going to fight for Daniel.

Because that's literally why Daniel is a loser.

The only thing separating D&Daniel and Thorn Blaze Draconia is that Thorn is a twink with more ability to make his outfit look "cool" via more money and/or straight up better access to resources.

I think I'm getting a bit off topic at this point, I'll wrap it up here for now

[thesovietonion77]

favorite quotes from my older sister this month

"he's acting too top-y, START ACTING LIKE THE BOTTOM COCK SLUT YOU ARE-"

"Making out under a security desk? We've had ON some, but under? Wow, decency, rare"

"Thats from me, teaching a non-existent audience how to moan in british"

"They're being very consensual towards each other! That's great, we love consent here!"

"Okay this is getting....redundative. Redundant."

"STOP WITH THE BACK AND FORTH-"

"ooh, fervor, i love fervor, it's my favorite word! No, no, it isn't. I think my favorite word is Pafawafalacancake."

"Poison, ya feedin me poison! I'm starting to get tired of fucking death threats from fans of Davis and reed and meg and kat-"

"Oh well, let's go shove a pancake up his bum or smth- 😊"

"Heavy distortion! Oooeoeooeoeoeeoeoeoeooeoeoaaahhh-"

"Pov: asmr diet dr pepper drinking sounds!"

"Pov: asmr heavy distortion diet dr pepper drinking sounds!"

"QUACK-"

"Don't you dare knock over that green ibanez!"

"HELP ME, THE KEYBOARD FELL ON ME!...AND THE CURTAIN ROD!...ALONG WITH IT, THE CURTAINS!"

"awh, but putting up greenhouses is so hard 😣"

"I cannot do the sexy dorito mans voice for the life of me, and you can? I'm like...4-...no, 3 years older than you!?"

"I'll torment you day and night, want me to stop? Give me your staaaa- *voice crack* FUUUUCKKK-"

"Or should i say....MY star, ahuhuhu~ 💅💅✨✨"

"Wow, look how sexy and on-model this drawing of vaggie is, look how....canon her jawline is"

"How do i write lyrics for 'no girl's toy' but the 'boy' in question is actually a girl and the 'girl' in question is actually a boy"

"GOD DAMN, SUN X MOON ON MY TUMBLR FEED-"

"ya....ya...she be fuckin on my toy til i cory....ya, she be breeding on mah mount til i mae.....ya, she be jiggin' on mah saw til i baby-"

"*terrible muscle man impression* YOU- YOU KNOW WHO ELSE LIKES LUMINI??! MY MOM, STARLAAAA-"

"man, YuB needs to rap to the songs in hazbin hotel and helluva boss"

"I CAN'T FIND THE DEPRESSED CLOWN EDM MUSIC- NOOOOOOOO"

"*over one of her drawings of Senoris*Daddy? Sorry, daddy? Sorry, da-"

"Ooh, butterfly twinks getting in a fight- his wings should be bigger, damn it."

"Vannamelon be hornin over jax tadc for real-"

"Hell's been better since he SHIT-"

"Oh, fuck mr. Puzzles, oh i HATE HIM AAAHHHH GRRRRRR WHY IS HE SO HOT-"

"Oh, i don't do international shipping, i'm afraid. Afraid of what? Don't be scared, dear...mhmhmhmm...~"

"CaseOh? Spin around"

"silly billy is now my favorite fnf song. OH WAIT, ITS NOT, BECAUSE TRINITY IS MY FAVORITE FNF SON- OH WAIT, OMNIPRESENT IS MY FAVORITE FNF-"

"Turn off lights when you're done with them, you bitch"

most of these were things she said while on her phone, or they were directed at me. Or both. 🤷‍♀️

[gimblegamble]

Wait why did I private this, this shit is hilarious.

OUAW posting don't mind me.

Why did... why did we leave Witchlight Carnival only to drown in the swamp of sorrow-- I already hate Prismere I wanna go home. 🥲

edit 1: nevermind Gideon is peeing everywhere

edit 2: STOP PEEING ON EVERYONE

edit 3: oh my god his fucking legs

edit 4: 3 points of dick damage

edit 5: hell yeah back in the game anyways fetish swamp

edit 6: I love it when ✨something happens✨ and Derek gets to act like he has rabies

edit 7: ah, they've killed him

edit 8: I'm gonna throw up, he gave her the signal whistle

edit 9: I like DM Andy but I just realized how bro him and Mace sounds like IRL. Also like how feral Twig is for Nikkie

edit 10: [Nikkie creating Twig]: these bitches ain't going nowhere without an NPC to drag them along, time to take this in my own hands.

edit 11: [Nikkie]: can I, as a DM, use the word 'hole'? [Everyone]: NO

edit 12: Dang, I can't even imagine how hard it would be to simultaneously DM and be a player character in a DnD session Nikkie is so cool

edit 13: jesus Twig is OP, she killed like 50 rabbits while semi concious

edit 14: I can't wait until OUAW blasts me with sadness while also telling me about piss and nudist cats with fused legs

edit 15: [Mikey]: can I draw on this? [Derek, without an ounce of hesitation]: I'll kill you

edit 16: Derek setting up a future werecat fight

edit 17: Torbek 🥺

edit 18: Nikkie's 'yes, and?' game is fucking phenomenal

edit 19: [Derek not having any enrichment for an hour and a half]: time for curses?

edit 20: its so funny they all just looks so much happier whenever they get cursed

edit 21: despite all the shittalking they all still care about eachother so very much I'm gonna cry

edit 22: Kremmy's eldritch blast hasn't hit an enemy in a while

edit 23: "It didn't ask for this" the funniest fuckin phrase so far (in context)

edit 24: the penis nose curse is always so funny

edit 25: "no he didn't give me a condom, he gave me a folded up piece of paper! probably some resistance code-- oh, no there's the condom" - Kremy

edit 26: Torbek's back! :D

edit 27: proud nudism is contagious.

edit 28: ITS FRIGHTENINGLY CONTAGIOUS

edit 29: JESUS GIDEON IN LOVE IS 😳😳😳😳😳😳😳

edit 30: its always ironic 😔

edit 31: It'd funny because, out of all of the party, it's usually Torbek who keeps track of lore things with the fairy dragon and ClapperClaw

edit 32: NEW CURSE TABLE

edit 33: got my hands on the unedited stuff and????? they're pretty ship friendly??????

edit 34: everyone's clown-sonas are turning out pretty nice

edit 35: " YOU CLOWN BACK UP YOU SILLY FUCK, LET'S GO!"

edit 36: "Torbek just wants to go home" "you are home, you're with us" Immediate waterworks, I'm sobbing

edit 37: something about nickles and Kremy finding silicon breast forms that somehow fit perfectly.

edit 38: my favourite part of the whole play was Hootsie.

edit: 39 the Gideon taking damage every time Mace laughs IRL bit damn near killed me

edit 39.5: Kremy's condom collection grows

edit 40: oh my god NIKKIE! The lore drop from what's basically a comedic bit. AAAAAAA

edit 41: nooooo I love Torbek 🥺🥺🥺🥺

edit 42: say what you want, they really know how to break tension in a good way

edit 43: not the carlfish nooooooooo

edit 44: my head hurts from laughing too hard, I think I'm having heart problems (in a funny way)

edit 45: I'm gonna burst a blood vessel laughing too hard.

edit 46: When will Gideon realize that flirting with Frost is like flirting with a brick wall

edit 47: please stop giving Torbek the bananyas, I cannot think about his long fingers pushing bananyas down anyone's throat again.

edit 48: waiting for a confrontation where the other person doesn't silence Gricko

edit 49: wheres Torbek 🥺🥺🥺

edit 50: "I'M NOT GONNA MISS YOU YOU LITTLE BITCH!" - Twig

edit 51: taking a peek in saltmarsh and-- MUMBO JUMBO MENTION LFGGG

edit 52: why does andy sound like a twink

edit 53: me every time I see my name in the patreons list

edit 54: Derek's Monty voice scratches an itch in my brain I never knew I had.

edit 55: back to OUAW, I really can't get over Mace's regular speaking voice, he has such a jock voice and he says shit like 'jujutsu kaisen' like nothing else... like a jock otaku, a jotaku

edit 56: you know it's back when even Nikkie goes "NOOOO 😭😭"

edit 57: the universal fear of accidentally destroying a bag of holding... Frog of holding?

edit 58: I don't like the shadow demon :( I don't like the frog of holding :(

edit 59: oh its not a frog of holding?

edit 60: I'M SCREAMING, CALL THEIR NAMES KREMY CALL THEM RIGHT NOW

edit 61: TORBEK NO

edit 62: yeah no, I wouldn't be able to watch this without the twists, I'm sorry, I don't- I can't with the fails I'm gonna eat concrete

edit 63: TWIGSIE NO

edit 64: TWIGSIE PLEASE

edit 65: I can't do this tonight man

edit 66: TORBEK NO

EDIT 67: THE WIKI LIED TO MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

edit 68:

edit 69: nice

edit 70: Kremy... Kremy Kremy Kremy... you are such a simp for your husband. Down horrendous. Down appalling even. I once knew someone like you, I put him in ✨situations✨.

edit 71: wait is there some Briggsy/Torbek stuff anywhere? genuinely curious because of their connection in that oneshot 👀

edit 72: can we not let Torbek end a fight ever again? I don't like being lightly misted by blood and gore everytime he shifts

edit 73: alright alright, listen I'm in it deep enough that I will definitely watch prime okay? I'm doing it piss backwards though and will maybe watch it when I'm done catching up with everything else. I'm trying to speedrun OUAW (badly because I watch the unedited shit + avantris and chill stuff) and I thing I plan on watching Uprooted or Edge of Midnight next. A lot of my motivation for all of this is because of EVERYONE at the table's enthusiasm with their lore like Andy theory crafting at the mere mention of prime plot points? Mace's general everything with anything??? I'm just... in it you know? I love them. I'll watch prime Richie I will. dw about it

edit 74: ASS BACKWARDS NOT PISS

edit 75: LORE LORE LORE LORE LORE LORE LORE LORE LORE LORE LORE LORE LORE LORE LORE LORE LORE LORE LORE LORE LORE LORE LORE

edit 76: I need somebody to look at me the way Mace looks at anyone on the table who drops lore unfamiliar to him. Curious, focused, a bit apprehensive, staring you down as if he wants to bore holes on your forehead.

edit 77: whiplash again... my neck will never be the same

edit 78: I... CANNOT do this... not again. I"M NOT FUCKING STRONG ENOOOOUUUUUUUGH

edit 79: what the fuck even. NOT HOOTSIE MOTHERFUCKER

edit 80: jesus fucking christ

edit 81: I have recovered

edit 81: Torbek 😭

[sithwitch13]

AEW Revolution 3/3/24

I think Revolution will always be my favorite of AEW's PPVs. It was the first wrestling PPV I ever bought back in 2020.

YOU'VE GOT THIS, DANIEL, YOU ARE IMMUNE TO CHRISTIAN'S EVIL WILES

Pike Trickleg has snuggled next to me to watch

@weareallkosh is home and I am abandoned by the cat

What if Luchasaurus leaves Christian and bonds with Daniel as his new designated twink

DADDY MAGIC BEST DAD

BOO but also I do kind of want Christian to stay champion until Father's Day

Eddie, King of the Bums, is the only royalty j will acknowledge

YES EDDIE YES

Did Wardlow just roll his eyes as Judas started playing? Lol

Roddy you fuckin dork

NOOOO

KYLE

Oh lol the Road Warriors gear

Dang Mox isn't the first one to bleed

OH SHIT CLAUDIO TURNED DAX INTO A BLOOD SPRINKLER

One of the two most homoerotic matches I'm expecting tonight! Let's go, women!

MARIAH LOL

I was hoping Deonna vs Toni would be hornier, but still fun

WHY ARE THERE NO BATHROOM MATCHES ON THIS SHOW

I'm really gonna need more wrestlers to embrace the JRPG antagonist maximalist look in their entrance gear.

I've just been screaming at the TV. These motherfuckers are crisp.

THIS MATCH FUCKS SO HARD

Aww that hug

HERE COMES THE HORNY MATCH

"Has absolutely lost it" amazing

Hangman and Swerve's gear are fantastic

All the little moments between Hangman and Swerve and then Joe like "FUCK YOU THIS IS MY MATCH"

HANGMAN GOING FULL HEEL I LOVE HIM

TWO REFS???

IT IS AS I HAVE FORESEEN

Oh god I'm gonna cry before this match is over

JESUS CHRIST THEY'RE USING THE CODYVATOR

FUCKING BUSINESS CARDS

Those robes, I'm gonna die

His sons 😭😭😭

The tears started when Schiavone said "for the last time..."

You know the Bucks wanted the glass lol

JESUS DARBY

JESUS STING

"WE'RE NOT SORRY, WE HATE YOU" I am shrieking

Huh, really thought they'd lose

The tears are back

Damn, that was good

[philiponmycracker]

very spot on! Yes indeed my experience was also quite similar I have to say, pretty accurate lol

Green Mile (first movie and was totally traumatised, I was so scared I kinda hated him lmao) -> Galaxy Quest (i like him so so much but wasnt so sure how good he was, i was still very young) -> Charlie's Angles, Welcome To Collinwood (thought gosh he is kinda attractive tho) -> H2G2 (the true omg i rly like Sam Rockwell moment was Zaphod for sure)

Full on talent crush: Richard Jewell (oh look it's sam rockwell my god he is great), Vice (how did he make GWBush sexy tho) -> Moon (the "jfc i love Sam Rockwell amazing, phenomenal actor" moment was Sam Bell)

Full-one unholy obsession/crush had to be the first times i watched early this year Jojo Rabbit (could not sleep for weeks jesus fuckn christ, brought me back to tumblr LOL) then progressively degenerating into madness -> Three Billboards (jusT JASON DIXON OSCAR incredible he is sooooajdheidcnslsk crying and starting to fully hate myself) -> Argylle (superhero Sam need I say more haha help) -> Seven psycopaths (insanity level hitting full level 100 by now because Billy Bickle my psycho slut twink babyyy) -> Confessions of a Dangerous Mind (completely lost my fuckin mind)

Then just spiralling down the rabbit hole, watching and rewatching everything he did good movie bad movie not giving a shit, I cannot be saved I am beyond saving now. The more stuff I watch the more I hate him How is it fair he just keeps on serving n slaying

The three stages of Rockwell obsession...

You see him in a movie, don't know his name but the immediate impression is that he's a great actor and kinda attractive (maybe?) and when you see him again in something else, you're like, 'Oh, it's that guy! I like that guy, he's really good'. For me this was Frost/Nixon.

The full-on talent crush where you notice him in more things and actively begin watching stuff because he's in it but predominantly because he's such a good actor and usually makes good choices so they're worth seeing. You also still can't quite figure out if you find him attractive or not and sometimes you're sure he's not but there's usually definitely 'something about him'. For me this was Iron Man 2 to Three Billboards territory.

You watch something on said basis and suddenly, as if from nowhere... 'Hang on a second, I think I might actually fancy Sam Rockwell???' and then to prove the theory you have to watch about 30 movies within a couple of months (which is when you confirm he's one of the best actors you've ever seen with just extraordinary range and the ability to make you laugh and cry and feel every emotion with him and create a different, singular, full, human in every film, sometimes two *cough* MOON *cough* and also realise that he's been *that hot* for THIRTY FLIPPIN' YEARS), reblog 100s of posts on Tumblr, start theorising about how he plays with vulnerability vs masculinity to add layers of character without going fully arsehole method and spend hours making gifs of him eating. For me this was Blue Iguana.

[xxlost-cityxx]

ABSOLUTELY NO MINORS

Ship/Characters: Top!Kirishima Eijirou, Bottom!Bakugou Katsuki

TW/CW: camming(Bakugou's a camboy), rough anal sex, anal fingering, choking, spanking, begging, crying, overstimulation, praising, degrading, enthusiastic consent

Summary: Bakugou's famous for being in the top 3 best doms for a camboy porn site, but as he tries to out rank an up and rising couple, his fans get to see the moment he realises he's a submissive bottom

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Katsuk has been a camboy for a little over 2 years now, starting right off the bat once he graduated high school. As he was 18 and living on his own and with a low paying job, he quickly realized he needed another source of income to live even slightly comfortably in today's world. Then came a random ad that just so happened to catch his eye, a porn site catching a lot of popularity, a few cam stars seeming to live a life of luxury from simply filming themselves for anyone to see. 

Katsuki had to try it out. 

He's had his fair share of horny old men groping him out in public, so why not get paid for them to watch him instead? 

That plan was one of his best ideas yet. He rose to fame so quickly he choked on water after posting his 4th video ever, seeing that his rough, aggressive attitude turned a lot of people on. A lot meant 14,000 at the time. A month into camming and he was making over 54,000 yen a week! And now, with nearly 500,000 perverts at his mercy, it was much more. He started live streaming last year, and it went amazing. Until a new couple joined the camming business. Suddenly 'loving boyfriend rails his curvy brown haired slut' was all anyone wanted to see. This broccoli headed bitch stole half the damn site from almost every other cammer out there! 

So there was only one thing Katsuki could do now. 

He had to fuck someone on one of his streams. 

He blew up the first time he fucked a flesh light, degrading the inanimate object like no tomorrow, easily being labeled one of the best doms out there. So the only way to get back on top was to dom a real person. 

But he wasn't going to fuck one of his weird ass fans, god no. He needed to find someone close to him who would keep their mouth shut. 

After brainstorming and browsing the most popular porn categories, he got an idea. The best way to narrow down his options for what type of person he'd need is by his audience. He quickly went to his profile insights, his eyes narrowing as over 60% were females. He quickly smirked, easily going back to the most popular categories and filtering out what he didn't want to do and what his audience wouldn't be into. And the one that came out ontop, was gay shit. Katsuki was going to dom a guy. And if it meant coming out on top over all the useless cammers, he'd fuck the shit out of a twink. 

"Sorry man, I would've considered it back when we first graduated, but Hitoshi and Kyo would rather stab you than let me take your dick up my ass." Denki said, casually sighing and taking a sip of his coffee. The elders around the coffee shop gasped, giving nasty side eyes which Katsuki couldn't care less about. "What!?" He nearly shouted, Sero and Mina covering their mouths to prevent any laughter from coming out to the point their faces were turning red. 

"Why not ask Sero-" "-Oh hell no! I'm not letting Katsudon fuck me on camera!" Sero shouted, ignoring Bakugou's glare from calling him Katsudon. 

"You really need to fuck a guy for this? Why not stick to your usual content? No.2 is better than much else, right?" "Hell no! I'm the best and I'm going to prove I'm the fuckin' best! Denki's the only twink I know, so help me find another!" Katsuki yelled, a few families being rushed out of the shop. 

After going through everyone that fit Bakugou's qualifications. They had nothing. Bakugou was ready to tear someone's head off at this point. After doing so much research, he didn't have the final piece. 

"Hey Mina, you're a chick. What do you suggest 'suki do?" Denki sighed, folding in on himself. "I mean, we do love our gay shit man." He said in an inhale. "But why not get fucked instead? We know way more doms than we do twinks." She said, tilting her head. "Oh- Hell no!" Bakugou shouted, Sero wincing. "I'm the best fuckin' dom on this shitting porno site and I'm going to prove it!" "Sounds like a bratty bottom to me." Sero mumbled. 

After more shouting and arguing. Kirishima finally arrived. "Sorry, my last client had a lot of knots in their back and thighs! Took a lot longer than I expected." He said with his happy smile, still wearing his scrubs and smelling like coconut oil. "Eiji~! Gimme a deep tissue massage!" Denki whined, rushing over and jumping face first into the bed. "He just gave massages all day dude, give him a break.." Sero mumbled, shaking his head. 

And it was like a light bulb. His brain flashing to massage porn intro's being in the top 100 categories. "Kirishim!" Bakugou shouted firmly, standing up straight. Kiri froze, slowly turning to look at him with fearful eyes. "Y-Yes…?" "Let me fuck you for my cam stream." And it went dead silent. 

And that's how they're here. Setting up the ring lights, almond oil on the shelves and a small white towel for Bakugou to cover his ass with. The plan was that Eijirou would get handsy during the massage and Katsuki would turn around and start domming him. Kirishima is bigger than Bakugou in the height and muscle department, but that was only going to make the plot better. Eijrou definitely wasn't telling him something. After hesitating to agree in the first place, and only after Bakugou promised a share of the money, Kirishima was just so...unnatural at this situation, his movements starting off as more dominating until he took it down to a submissive level.   

Katsuki started the live, giving his quickly joining fans a cocky smirk before standing up, walking back and laying down on the black table. 

The comments were filled with surprise and questions as to who the red haired hulk was beside the table, but they went unanswered. 

Kirishima grabbed the bottle of almond oil, pouring some into his hands and quickly starting on Katsuki's thighs, gently rubbing into the muscles with experienced ease. 

Bakugou's eyes widened at the feeling, his core already getting hot with desire. And as Kirishima's fingers went under the towel to his inner thighs, he fought a gasp. Comments filled with perverted comments telling the redhead to get more handsy and to give the blond a hand job with all the oil. 

But as Eijirou put a knee on the table and nearly climbed over Katsuki to perfectly get his back, Katsuki started panting at the feeling. It wasn't the massage that was getting him. It was the feeling of Eijirou's crotch rubbing against the thin towel, his cock slightly hard underneath his black scrubs. 

As it was about time for the script to move onto Katsuki domming Kirishima, Bakugou was stifling whimpers of shock and embarrassment. His cock aching for him to fuck Kirishima…..actually. His body was aching to be fucked by Kirishima. 

As Katsuki was turned around, His eyes were teary, his fans taking quick, shocked notice and flooding the comments with surprise, degrading, perverted insults about how he looked like a twink instead. 

Kirishima's eyes slightly widened at the sight, and as Bakugou swallowed his embarrassment and shock, he focused on his arousal and his own perverse desires. "F-Fuck me….instead.." He whispered, his eyes slightly squinting and blurring with tears. 

Before he knew it, Eijirou was leaning over top of him with a slick hand around his neck. Bakugou couldn't help but moan at the pressure, his stream struggling to keep up with the influx of viewers and comments about the top 3 best doms getting put in his place by a rando. 

Bakugou's mind wasn't on the donations anymore, not on the follower count or his ranking at this point. He was gasping for air as Kirishima roughly kissed and bit at his body, keeping an iron grip on Katsuki's neck. "Oh fuck yes- Was hoping to god I would be able to fuck your tight ass one day-!" Kirishima breathed against his skin, licking up his nipple to his jaw and nipping at him. 

He suddenly ripped himself off the blonde, walking over to the camera and grabbing it, making a winky face at the viewers as he moved the camera to get a better view of Bakugou teary eyed, flushed and a line of red, darkening hickies and bites. 

He got back on the table, roughly gripping Katsuki's thighs and harshly pushing them apart, an action that would probably make some other guy pull a muscle. He wrapped his arms around his spread thighs, pulling his hips up to meet his crotch, the pale skin against his dark black scrubs finally letting Bakugou and the viewers know what the newbie was packing, and it was a lot. 

"H-Holy fuck-" Bakugou whispered out as his towel was ripped off of him, oil being grabbed off the table and the cap popped open. Kirishima paused, looking up to Bakugou, a silent plea for last minute permission. Katsuki's red eyes met crimson, and he swiftly nodded his head, accidentally earning more donations from the show of submission. 

Eijirou lathered his fingers in oil, tracing the blond's pink hole carefully, giving the camera another adjustment so the viewers could see his perfect view as well; a red faced, teary eyed dom with his tight ass being slicked up so nicely. 

The oil made Katsuki's muscle relax easily, becoming soft under the thick tanned finger, and as he swiftly plunged in the singular finger, Katsuki gasped with shock, his eyes going wide at the foregin feeling. 

Kirishima slowly pumped his finger, adding slightly more oil every time his muscle got a bit too tight, slipping in more fingers every time his rim was soft. It felt like such a short amount of time between preparing to dom his best friend to being finger fucked by him. Eijirou's forearm had veins slightly protruding as he slammed his fingers into his friend at a pace that made vibrators look pathetic. Katsuki's pretty little back was arched so nicely, his muscles flexing and his toes curling, tears falling from his eyes as moan after moan was ripped from him. 

"P-Please! I can't! I can't take it anymore!" He finally sobbed, shaking his head at the man's brutal pace, purposely avoiding his prostate after hitting it every couple times. 

Kirishima smirked, slowly sliding his fingers out only to slide his thumbs inside, stretching the soft muscle as he pleased, showing off the blond's perfectly hot pink insides, his swollen rim slick and twitching. "So nice and pretty for me, hm? You wanna take my fat cock for the first time? Expose how much of a slut you are for cock? For my cock?" Kirishima said seductively, moving the camera again. 

Katsuki nodded his head rapidly, his eyes glued to the hard to see bulge under his black scrubs. "Use your words, baby." Eijirou said firmly, palming himself. "Y-Yes- I want it-! I w-want your fat cock-!" He said, face flushing with embarrassment again. "Good boy~" He cooed, finally grabbing the hem of his pants and pulling them down. 

It was almost like he struggled to pull the front down far enough, his cock just kept following, and once it finally got over his tip, his penis sprung up to lightly slap against his stomach before it weighed itself down. The camera got Bakugou's surprise and shock perfectly, the comments finally going quiet, almost as if everyone had to take in what they were seeing as well. 

Kirishima grabbed the base of his cock, lifting it and letting it slap against Bakugou's hole, earning a slightly muffled whimper from the blond. He gently moved his hips, letting his cock slide smoothly against his hole, his tip teasing the smaller's balls. The comments were filled with encouragement and orders to get on with it. 

Kirishima chuckled darkly, letting his tip catch on the rim, slowly pushing in. Bakugou's eyebrows furrowed before his mouth dropped and eyes widened with the pressure. He let out a guttural moan, his legs starting to shake. 

As Eijirou bottomed out with a groan, Katsuki was shaking and whimpering, his own well endowed cock red and dripping precome. 

The redhead pulled out before slamming back in, the blond shooting up with shock only to be met with a hand on his neck again, pinning him down as the Kirishima harshly forced his way between Bakugou's legs even more, only giving the blond a couple seconds to adjust before he started snapping his hips into the smaller man's ass. Bakugou took in one breath of air before lewd moans poured from him, his voice cracking every time his skin was slapped with another brutal thrust. 

"Agh- P-Please-!" Katsuki nearly screamed out, Eijirou grabbing the back of his knees and pressing them back to meet his shoulders, effectively putting him in a mating press. "Please what, baby? Tell me what you fucking want!" Eijirou growled out, groaning as Katsuki's tight, slicked up boy cunt tried to milk him, pulsing and sucking him in with every movement. "I-I want it harder! Please- Please fuck me harder! Give me more!" Bakugou nearly sobbed, looking at where their bodies were connected with teary wide eyes. "Such a fuckin' slut-! Making all these people think you were a fucking dom, only to start begging for the first fat cock you see! Want it harder? Wanna feel my fat dick in you for days?" He growled, eagerly moving to grab Katsuki's ankles and awkwardly spreading them over Katsuki's head before turning him, ripping his cock out of his pillowy ass and nearly picking the blond up by his ass, grabbing the nape of his neck and forcing him on his knees with his head down. 

He slammed back in, the blond nearly screaming once again as he set another brutal pace. "Y-Yes! Please, god yes! Fuck me more! Don't stop!" Katsuki sobbed, drool and tears staining his lewd face. "Wouldn't fucking dream of it! You love having your little boy cunt fucked, huh? Love how I fucking ruin you on this dick?" Kirishima growled, slapping a hand down on his fat ass, groaning loudly at the sight of all the excess muscle and fat jiggle even more. 

Katsuki's ass slapped against Eijirou's abs every time he slammed into the boy, his back muscles looking so pretty at this angle. 

"Oh shit- I'm gonna cum! Please make me cum! Don't fucking stop~!" Bakugou moaned, arching his back and lifting his ass up higher so Eijirou could hit his prostate at the best angle. "Haven't even touched your cock and you're gonna cum? Fucking do it! Cum on this cock, make it yours and I'll fuck you every day!" Kirishima promised, sharpening his thrusts to where all Bakugou could do is claw at the padded table and scream, staring into the camera as his orgasm was building higher and higher. 

"I- Fuck! I'm fucking cummin'!" Bakugou screamed, his body shaking under Kirishima as his thrusts went unbroken, hurtling Katsuki into overstimulation. He started screaming for relief, but as Kirishima planted his hands into the curvature of Bakugou's spine, he started thrusting purely for his own relief. Groaning and growling above a sobbing Katsuki. "S-Stop! I can't! Slow down~ Please!" Katsuki begged, his cock trying to harden again. His body was on fire, every nerve fried with pleasure he'd never experienced, and Katsuki knew he was addicted. 

"Almost fuckin' there! Gonna cum in your ass- Claim you, make you mine!" Eijirou groaned out, his balls drawing up tight as his own climax ripped through him, filling up the man's stomach with his cum. 

He slowly pulled out, Katsuki in the same position even after Eijirou let go of him. He grabbed the camera, pointing it at Bakugou's gaping and cum filled hole, watching how he pulsed against nothing, forcing the cum to leak out of him despite his angle. 

Not only did Katsuki make absolute bank while taking monster cock like a slut, he took the No.1 spot by over a thousand followers and ratings.