#lolz XD

[kyistell]

I hath come to humbly ask thee for Texas hc’s 👁️👁️

*do not feel forced or rushed to answer this!!*

It's not been almost a whole day, I don't know what your on about. Seriously though sorry this is late, I wanted to get it done yesterday but sadly I do have a friend who also likes hockey so, anyway ENJOY!!!

Texas-

He can sing and play the guitar really well

Big ol’ stargazer, was very sad when he realized that the StateHouse wasn’t in the best location to stargaze

He doesn’t agree with a lot of what happens in his state, not that he has much of a choice but if asked in private he makes his opinion pretty known

Will occasionally drink a glass of oil, yea know, for the funnies, the other states are absolutely disgusted, even the ones with oil drilling

He’s never actually done drugs, like it was very tempting at one point but he never actually tried it and doesn’t plan too

Owns a dirt bike and bought a few other southern states one as well to do races

He’s smart, but specifically the stupid kind of smart, the kind of smart that got a super collider built but dumb enough to not be able to convince the government to keep throwing money into the project (this is real, this did happen and I love it so much it’s so interesting)

Manipulative bastard (affectionate??)

He doesn’t always dress like he’s a cowboy from the deep south, he actually has a lot of what the NE states call “normal people clothes”, he just prefers to dress like what he is, a gay cowboy

Whore (affectionate)

Was the one who started the southern Minecraft server, mainly so he could bomb Oklahomo legally

[jofish42]

[torisprlng]

let ruby have some fun...she literally died 😭

[ffgodj]

Wahhhhh wahhhhh wahhhhhhhvhgggggghhh

[jabbering-on-jaya]

The so-called champions of Indian history and mythos, the so-called devotees of Lord Krishna: Arjun is a jealous, incompetent loser who is nothing without divine support---

Lord Krishna :

Source credit: pinterest

[tranzgayramblez]

*slams hands down on table* YOUR HONOR I PLEAD GUILTY OF BEING A BOY KISSER!!

*loud collective gasp*

[dumplingprincessextraordinaire]

I used to do this but now I chew loudly to assert dominance no matter how quiet it is (I’m just kidding)

[spaciebabie]

AUTISM POG

[sendhelpkk1]

Guys guys guys *shoves this in your face.*

Toodles

[dustbunnylair]

In honor of 4th of July for all of the Jjk fans!!

i am no editor plz forgive me for this is trash

[lexoforus]

It's fantastic 😭💖

It's the best drawing of my life

[jofish42]

[torisprlng]

#fun is a negotiable

THE BEAR | 3.03: DOORS

[burymyfleshh]

why am i too shy to post on my own social media

they‘re literally MY OWN accounts wtf </3

[vurlient]

finally done took me like 6 hours to make

scene emo artstyle cuz why not

(song is suck my motherfucking dick by dj assault)

[sandrockers]