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I am not going to defend him anymore. That's it that is the post. I will rant a little about how this is disgusting and completely unacceptable behavior form him after the cut. However the summary it's simple. Goodbye Lance. I'm not longer gonna post in this blog. I will change username and picture. Feel completely free to send me shit for this but I am getting out of tumblr for a while so be aware I'll not answer nor see it.

I honestly don't know what to say. It is not uncommon to see girls like me on the internet defending drivers they have never met and whom they have created a vision in their minds of how they actually are. I do that every day of my life. It's innocent cause it happens in my head and on my tumblr blog where nobody sees me. It's my distraction from day to day anxiety and problems I encounter throughout the day. That is why it's not uncommon to see people saving that image we have of them and forgiving things we do not really support.

This is not the case. At all. Continuing to think kindly about Lance is continuing to support man that thinks vacations are going into a genocide country that it's currently still murdering thousands every day and just hanging out there with a model. Even the idea of him been kind, funny, supportive of others (thinks I have believe of him for years) is disgusting to me right now.

I am 100% an annoying (to some) fan girl. But I ain't an idiot. There is a line. This crosses it so so much.

Now I wanna apologize. And feel the need to confess something. I saw this coming. I putted on excuses: "cause ok maybe he is not like that cause he has seen the world and meet different people of different backgrounds". That was a pathetic excuse he is exactly like that. Hard visual proof it's right in front of us.

Now for a bit of a confession, it sucks been his fan. And I don't desire to be associated with anyone that still is.

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Baby Lance and his family

I found this photo on Pinterest but I don't have any more information. :(

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Esteban: Ooh, somebody has a crush.

Ollie: Pfft, I don’t have a crush on Kimi I just think he's cool, it’s not like I stay up at night thinking about him.

*Later that night*

Ollie, very much awake: Uh oh.

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I present to you: f1 driver name usage in grill the grid ep1

Edit: Because of numerous people in my asks- no, Lando did not call Oscar “Osc” at any point during the video. He said Oscar, but the ‘ar’ bit was said quietly.

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Lance: I feel like I can be myself around you.  Esteban: You’re weird and quiet around me.  Lance: Yes.

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Fernando: We're having a baby.

Nikola: Oh, congradu-

Lance, slamming adoption papers onto the table: It's you, sign here.

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Charles, near tears: I have the sex appeal of a math book!

Lewis: I don’t know, dude, I’ve never met anyone that opened a math book and didn’t say “fuck me”.

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Este and Lance driver's parade yap session 🥹

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Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it

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"Got your whole life ahead of you, you're only 18*"

"But I fear that they already got all the best parts of me"

"I'm sorry that I couldn't always be your teenage dream"

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Lance, jokingly: I should have Fernando kill you for that. Fernando, from the other room: Who? Lance: I was just jokin— Fernando, walking in fully prepared to throw hands at any second: No, is someone bothering you?

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Lance in the background of everyone's interviews just rethinking his life choices 😭

My introverted king

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Gabico Edit - Gabriela (Katseye)

I read about this several times in the gabico tag so I just had to! Thank you @maxedes , @s0d4xx and @skyhawkstragedy for the idea!! Also happy race week!!!

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Part 3 of the evolution of their flirting - Back by popular demand (one person asked me to update the post, haha).

Part 1 and Part 2

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F1 Drivers as University Degrees 🎓

Lando Norris: Media & Communications Doesn't read emails. Edits vlogs at 2am. Accidentally becomes a brand. Fails the essay but goes viral on TikTok for roasting the lecturer.

Oscar Piastri: Mechanical Engineering Calculates his own GPA in Excel. Never misses a lab. Quiet in class but aces every group project because he just does everything himself.

Charles Leclerc: Literature & Philosophy Overthinks every assignment. Writes sad essays at midnight with piano music on. Uses semicolons emotionally. Cries about Camus.

Lewis Hamilton: International Relations & Human Rights Global perspective. Gives a TED Talk instead of a presentation. Organises climate protests between lectures. Always quoting Gandhi.

Max Verstappen: Business Management Refuses group work. Buys the whole group coffee anyway. Competitive. Straight A’s. No idea how, but he owns three companies by graduation.

Yuki Tsunoda: Culinary Arts Lives in the kitchen dorm. Brings snacks to every study session. Screams if the knife isn’t sharp. Still gets top marks. Swears in five languages.

Carlos Sainz: Law The well-dressed one in the front row. Argues with the professor respectfully. Speaks in full case citations. Writes exams in both English and Spanish. Scented highlighters.

Alex Albon: Psychology Knows your trauma before you do. Quiet in class but writes essays that make your lecturer cry. Empathetic but will psychoanalyse you if you piss him off.

George Russell: Economics Loves a graph. Obsessed with forecasting models. Dresses for class like it’s the IMF. Speaks in bullet points. Gets 82% and asks how to push it to 90%.

Kimi Antonelli: Computer Science Baby genius. Built an app that tracks fuel usage in year one. Socially quiet, academically terrifying. Probably built ChatGPT in his free time.

Lance Stroll: Art History Looks like he doesn’t care. Accidentally writes the best essay in the class. Actually very passionate about 18th century oil portraiture. Can name 40 artists. Just doesn’t want to.

Fernando Alonso: Political Science Oldest in the room. Always three steps ahead. Convinces you he's right even when he isn’t. Once had a debate with the Dean and won.

Liam Lawson: Marketing Flirty. Loud. Makes brand decks that could sell water to a fish. Was on the student union board and somehow ran three parties a week.

Isack Hadjar: International Law Angry. Passionate. Ready to dismantle the government. Argues like his life depends on it. Smells like burnt coffee and revolution.

Gabriel Bortoleto: Education Wholesome. Everyone’s favourite. Volunteers at the tutoring centre. Accidentally becomes your emotional support system. Always has stickers.

Nico Hülkenberg: Architecture Pissed off 24/7. Covered in graphite. Built a perfect model that got a B+. Sleep-deprived and bitter, but talented.

Ollie Bearman: Sports Science Wears compression socks to class. Gym before lectures. Brings protein shakes in a reusable bottle. Gets embarrassed doing anatomy presentations.

Esteban Ocon: International Business Takes internships too seriously. Always dressed like he’s heading to a board meeting. Lowkey competitive. Sends calendar invites for study sessions.

Pierre Gasly: Fashion Marketing Smells incredible. Always on trend. Has an inspo board for everything. Turned a class project into an actual brand. Will judge your outfit politely.

Franco Colapinto: Film Studies Passionate about storytelling. Has a Letterboxd. Quotes French New Wave cinema like a second language. Somehow deeply romantic and chaotic.

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Asking for the help of all Argentinian f1 fans!

(so yeah post in Spanish)

Entonces, el viernes de la próxima semana, me voy de vacaciones a Buenos Aires y me acabo de dar cuenta que voy a tener que ver el GP de Bélgica en la ciudad. ¿No sé si hay algún lugar o restaurante donde los fans se reúnen para ver la carrera?

En Perú (mi bello país) aparte de una cafetería temática y una pista de kart, no hay ninguna otra actividad relacionada con la F1 que pueda hacer. Así que me preguntaba qué cosas podría ver relacionadas con la F1. No necesariamente de Franco, pero obvio estaría feliz de encontrarme con cosas de él.

¿También donde consiguen merch? Tengo la idea que es más fácil encontrar merch de equipos en Argentina.

Y si hay alguien que me pueda ayudar, me gustaría ir al kartodromo internacional de Buenos Aires. ¿Qué opinan de él? Es bonito, o hay alguno mejor.

Por adelantado muchas gracias :) si alguien podría guiarme un poco