#plz laugh im not funny

[dustbunnylair]

In honor of 4th of July for all of the Jjk fans!!

i am no editor plz forgive me for this is trash

[vampistol]

God made a mistake giving me the power of editing

Og thumbnail LOL

[dimpletheheck]

Swan OC incoming!🦢

She's so beautiful frfr

Also made a lil moodboard?? I think?? It's inspired by her.

Pretty swan lady go HONK

((Plain moodboard⬇️))

[lonly-1]

What's forest gump's favorite pasta?

*in his voice* Penne

[normalabdavidchiem]

lets name the new fangan people after organs since drdtdev doesnt like number names

ok so

this is pancreas

this is urinal gland

this is heart

this is intestine

this is lungs

this is reproductive system (penis for short)

this is stomach

this is brain

this is spinal cord

this is urethra

this is breast tissue

thoughts?

[bullsandthebones]

she inject on my T til I mansplain

(so the joke here is that I'm trans and on testosterone and men mansplain a lot so I'm injecting testosterone to get more masculine traits which includes mansplaining)

[brokenstar-s]

No one is safe

From Call them Brothers by @wutheringmights

[finalsquidmissile]

No it's not meta its a self-own

[widdlediddle2]

my teacher is so funny sometimes lmfao

we were watching hamlet and since it was old Shakespeare they were talking in like early modern English so the whole time the class did not understand a thing of what they were saying but my teacher was laughing sm at her desk when they made a "joke" 💀💀💀

[dangerliesbeforeyou]

ok so I just went to my notes app to write down some story ideas & found this note that I apparently wrote at 3:17am several weeks ago

and like... I vaguely remember having a thought about a dick being able to suck things up like a vacuum cleaner and at the time I found it so hilarious i had to immortalise it in writing but honestly realising I had written it incorrectly has me in sTItchEs now lol

[creatorbiaze]

sometimes i forget that other people have higher sympathy than me & a lot of my jokes don't look like jokes

like

wdym you're concerned about me after I seem somewhat concerning

my pain is funny, laugh. please

like genuinely, i process things using humor, plz indulge</3

[voiddullahan]

Notice me senpai

Who told you Im a simp-pie?

[jaylynx1412]

user memedong why on earth were you at the soup isle?? you were supposed to be buying clothes!

yall im losing my mind i went to the grocery store w/ me mum for essentials & was wearing this mask cause why not

& this old ladys like oh thats so cute! & i was like heh & she was like can i take a picture & i said thats fine but then she says put your paws up! so i did the fucking catgirl neko pose im gonnajfjjgk

[babybearnini]

That time I said my heart hurt and everyone thought I was saying it out of grief and heartbreak but I actually had myocarditis

[aguztofwind]

*wipes steam from glasses*

things heating up jn the water fandom?

[atlasofearth]

the ao3 author curse is sooo real bc why’d my grandma just die 😐😐