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yuwuta · 7 months ago

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gojo would kill your work husband. but if he were the work husband, that's a different story

REAL!! he’s such a hypocrite because if someone mentioned you had a work husband, his entire world would stop and he wold devise the absolute worst plans to make sure that your co-worker, everyone at your job, and everyone in the next building over knew that he was happily committed to you

but if he is the work husband, he’s very........ dutiful in his role. there’s a loose office/lawyer au in my head where satoru is your secretary, and for all intents and purposes, your personal assistant, and he’s good at his job, but mostly because he considers his job to be pleasing you. he has coffee for you when you arrive, he moves your schedule around without you asking, he has answers to questions before you can even ask them, he has fresh flowers on your desk weekly, pokes into your meetings to pretend to hand you a file that’s really just maybe a single document in a manilla folder with candy on top of it—he’s made himself your business, your partner; he’s made himself irreplaceable, and he loves to remind everybody of that fact.

he’s also extremely loyal. sure, he could day a week’s worth of work done in about a day, but that doesn’t mean he’ll just use his talents for anybody. he’s your secretary, so he’s at your beck and call, and everyone knows it. they know he’s the best, but also that he’s off limits—not because you won’t share him, but because satoru won’t let himself be shared.

he also extends his duties beyond work, of course. when he hands you a print out of your schedule for the day and you’re confused by the three-hour block of time you have in the middle of the day, satoru just helps you shrug your coat of your shoulders and smiles, “that’s for the lunch date you have with me, of course!” hanging up your coat in your closet for you, “i’m paying, see you soon, sweets.” and because you’re great at your job, and satoru helps you be great, nobody really questions when the two of you have time for a 13-course tasting menu at 1pm on a tuesday afternoon. and if they did, all satoru would say that you two had a lovely date

#anonymous #he's like donna from suits but worse because he's like if harvey were donna LOL #i have soooooo much to say about him #he doesn't really Have to work he's a nepotism baby supreme #but he met you maybe in undergrad? and he's been obsessed w you since #he knows youre a workaholic so he's dutifully sat by your side all these years through college through grad/professional school #and when you told him you got to hire your own assistant he was the very first applicant #because getting paid to spend his days with you and take care of you? he was already doing that for free might as well make it official #everyone in the office knows satoru loves you except you honestly #he probably has his own masters/JD but elects to be your assistant anyway bc that's so much more fun #what he Really wants to be a househusband but first he's gotta ask you out and propose and all that good stuff (cue him rolling his eyes #and going on about formalities and boring systems and blah blah blah)#also in the office au in my head: nanami (also senior partner) higuruma ofc <3 beloved (managing partner) and TOJI!#WALK WITH ME!#its honestly probably satoru's influence that gets toji into law... as someone who so feverently broke it in the past #idk maybe there's a megumi situation that makes gojo be like yk if ur this good at skirting/breaking the law youd probably be half decent #at enforcing it... or at least helping other people get around it too #and so lawyer toji is born #does he screw around w the rich people who r stupid w their money? absolutely #but you nanami and higuruma just let it be bc he brings in those settlements better than anybody else....#hmmm... i kinda wanna make megumi somebody's associate but also..... yuuta.....#i think i just like sticking yuuta in a tie if im being real #but anyway... satoru is your Work Husband and everyone knows he wants to be your real husband #but they just let it slide bc rumour has it even tho hes just a secretary hes got equity in the firm?? and besides that his heart eyes give #away his hopeless devotion from a mile away #the day you actually start seeing somebody outside of work... oh theyre in for Trouble #satoru x reader #him dragging you out of ur office late at night and u protesting so he just. puts u over his shoulder #and ur telling him to let u down but he's insisting u go home and then nanami pops out of his office #and ur like wait nanami this isnt what it looks like but he's so dead in the eyes when he just sighs

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cinematicnomad · 3 months ago

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ughhhh i'm about to head to the airport for the first of THREE flights to get back home. i was on a later flight originally but i switched to an earlier one bc i was worried my layover in beijing would be too tight but now i have an extra long layover bc there just weren't any better options. this means from the point i leave my hotel to when i, probably, arrive back at my apartment i will have been traveling...~36ish hours? kill me!!

#kat liveblogs her life #kat travels #i originally had a 2.5+ hour layover in beijing #but then my original flight got pushed back to leave at 3PM so that i would only have a 1.5hr layover in beijing #so i called united to switch it and they were like 'ok so there's a 7AM 8AM 9AM 10AM 11AM...and your original 3PM flight'#lol so i'm on the 11AM one now #ALSO after the shitshow of the election this week i paid to bid on an upgrade for my 12hr flight back to the US #and i got it! so at least i'll be in business class for that leg #...then just another 6hr layover in san francisco before a 5hr flight back to DC #then a 45+ min uber ride back to my apt...#god it's gonna be a long travel day

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hamingo · 3 months ago

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#art comms open #commissions #digital art #artists on tumblr #commissions by donation #my art #real talk i havent paid my elec bill in months #every day i get emails about failed payments #my credit card is maxed and im completely out of savings #frankly any time i even think about finances i get nauseous so i really genuinely need the help right now #ive got a craft market this weekend which should at least even out my chequing and put a couple hundred onto my cc #but rent elec and water are um :/#so yeah. PLEASE reblog even if you aren't gonna buy anything #i would love to actually go grocery shopping for the first time in over a month lol

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zaynes-left-chesticle · 2 days ago

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Faaahhhk, he looks so majestic 🤤

#the wind is a paid actor 🤣#I need to pull his freaking card!! i got the wish point at least but my last 5-star was a caleb dupe 😩#i was only 8 wishes into the 3rd pity so im not THAT mad... but We all know it's going to take me down to the last five wishes this time lol #love and deepspace #lads sylus #ash rambles #im married to zayne. im married to zayne. I'M MARRIED TO ZAYNE 😬

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queenerdloser · 2 months ago

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woke up at 6:30a to beat the crowds at target (did not really work lol) and proceeded to be on errand duty for the next several hours. not loving it friends but tbh at least i wasn't doing it in heavy snow and the crowds were not as bad as they could have been, so i think my decision to switch my last chunk of shopping from saturday to monday was all in all a good one.

#liveblogging life #do any of you care? nope.#but my god i got more done before 10a today than i have in like. six months lol.#also i spent so much money :(((((((#between my own groceries baking supplies the last of my christmas shopping and more food for tomorrow.... yikes lol #the good news is i got paid early. the bad news is i wont get paid again until after the first so i'll be dipping into savings for rent #whoops! that's the holidays for you #the GOOD news is i didnt do payment plans for anything this year so at least i dont have to worry about that??????#the last couple of years i always had something on a pay in 4 so i ended still paying out past the holidays #which like was fine when i didnt want heavy upfront costs but did get annoying tbhm #kind of nice to just be. done paying for shit.#getting up early of my own volition feels like torturing myself unnecessarily tbh #also shhhhh i was technically working for part of this morning but half my office is out on pto so.#like my phone was on and my email was open on there just in case anything came through. it was fine.

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13eyond13 · 6 months ago

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actually stunned by how gay The Beatles has been all this time and I just never knew

#like its always just been there in my life but i just never paid attention #my university roomie was obsessed w them and had several beatles posters that i looked at every day #so stuff like the pictures of them from the let it be album are like engrained into my brain #and yet i never knew the lore??#nor did i know until recently that they were actually all high school buds nor did i know they wrote their own music #nor that they genuinely basically invented modern bands n using the studio the way they did etc. so all that was very impressive and cool #but THEN on top of that omg the angsty gayness of john and paul #like all i knew previously basically was that john was a thing w yoko ono and paul had a young wife recently #i had at one point heard of people shipping j&p together and was just kinda like wow i guess people will ship anything #I DIDNT KNOW #that they were actually like that cute and that insane together and that their song writing together was like an actual marriage #anywayz the old pictures and videos of them are just like jesus look how they look at each other i dont think it was just being bros #i am sort of in the camp of they prob didn't act on it for real but there was def some insane tension/chemistry going on #and then ofc once youre aware of this their songs take on so many possible meanings outside of just singing about their gfs and wives....#anyways i just have to vent about this somewhere bc im actually shocked at how this has just passed me by all these years #and it definitely was not on my bingo card for 2024 to fixate on the beatles but here we are lol #more proof to me that my ultimate fave trope or wtv is 'besties to enemies when really they actually probably wanted to be lovers'#gets me every time!!!!#whats been fun about this rabbit hole is how just every single one of my expectations has been reversed as well #i went in assuming i would like them best in this order:#(1) george (2) ringo (3) paul and (4) john #i was sure i would hate john i thought he sounded so pretentious and like such a douche #but no actually he is my fave one and it's literally in reverse order for me i find george my least fave #(i like his music and feel bad for how he got ignored in the band but i like him the least)#and then i literally am john paul ringo george in order of faves now #i just love when i get surprised like that idk it keeps me on my toes and keeps things exciting and fresh #and yes john is indeed pretentious and a douche but i didn't know he was also funny and vulnerable and that i like his voice and songs #the most in the bunch almost every time as well #the beatles #p

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dragons-and-yellow-roses · 4 months ago

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Applying to an apartment with little income and terrible credit score, in hopes that they'll be desperate enough to take me

#im not even getting my hopes up for this one folks #but this same company rook me when i had no rental history so maybe?#unlikely for the aforementioned piss poor income and credit score #im just praying they remember me feom when i used to rent from them and liked me enough then to take me again #the bathroom is not in the apartment btw #that's the wildest thing. like its a basic studio with a kitchen closet and main area #but you have to go across the hall. to the private bathroom #im hoping they realize that thats wild and give me the apartment #i neeeeed to leave my parents house. and i really miss that city the apartment is in #i wish there was a little essay section where i could tell the landlord how much i like the city #and that ill get a better job once i live there and my parents are going to pay my first month and security deposit #that would be nice #i applied knowing that i won't get it but also knowing that i cant get it if i dont try #mostly i just miss that city #there was a really nice coffee shop within walking distance of my apartment #(the apartment i applied to is next door to the building i used to live in so same area which is great)#but i didnt have wifi so i would go there a lot to do work. it was so cozy in the winter especially #and i went on a lot of walks. so i wiuld swing by there and grab a drink to sip on my walk #and it was literally within sight of a great lake. a literal great lakw of Michigan lol #i loved walking along the lake on a nice day. or a windy day and just watch the waves crash #and my favorite band is feom that city so i got to see so many of their performances. and theyre a small band so the most i ever paid #was $50 and that was for the vip package. i saw them for $10 once. and free once. and $50 for the vip #its a big art and music city and i love it so much. i miss it so fucking much and i regret leaving #but at least it made me realize that no other city is for me. that city is my home #oh and it was literally right next to a bug beautiful library that i loved to wander. i still have my library card from there #mostly used it to print stuff and you have to pay at the box next to the printer. and one time i forgot to pay. i still feel bad about that #but i dont want to reminisce too much cuz i know i wont get it #im trying to pay off my credit cards to bring up my credit score but its slow going #its much nearer my gf and all my friends so i would love to live near them. rn im hours away from about everyone i love #i ran out of tags. maybe pray for me if you pray? or just hope for me. i dont want to let myself want this but its there

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kuiinncedes · 8 months ago

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:c

#i luv my friends ;-; i feel like i’m gonna lose my mind when i’m not living right by all my friends lmao 😭#i’ve literally been hanging out w ppl like at least every other day if not every day #we made semi spontaneous plan to go to pride tmrwwweww 🥹🥹 i’m excited #i just am so happy that i get to spend sm time w ppl rn bc we’re all somewhat free bc summer 😭#also idk i was just thinking abt this recently but like #it’s kinda new to me to like actually be comfortable/confident in knowing my friends want/like my presence ;-;#even then i’m not that confident LMAO bc after sm time together i’m like surely they’ll get sick of me #like we’ve seen each other every day the past like three days #but no 🥹 ugh like idk man i had one elementary to sort of middle and high school friendship #that like fucked me up i feel like lmfao 💀#like girl sidelined me so much for other friends that i just #:l and cried so much bc of that 😀 anyway 😀#so like idk i’m just so grateful rn 😭😭😭#also was thinking abt it recently bc my mom made me feel judged/ made me feel like she was annoyed that i was staying here on campus #when i technically don’t need to and my main/only reason is bc friends #and after that conversation w her i got kinda annoyed bc i was like #i have had so many conversations w you where i was sad af or frustrated that my friends wouldn’t reach out to me ever #or my friend who never paid attention to me when other friends were around #like i don’t think she’s actually judging like me staying for friends but it was that one conversation we were both kinda annoyed idk #and i was just like . pls #anyway 😀 i always have so many friend thoughts i always be overthinking it LOL #anyway anyway i need to be up in like 6 hrs LOLLLLLL pride tho yay 🥰🥰🥰#rip me not having clean cute clothes for this LOL 🤪#ong last yr i tied my hair in a ponytail w like rainbow hair ties tied down the ponytail……#idk if i have those but if i do maybe i should do that again LOL #idk might be too lazy tho we’ll see how much time i have to get ready when i wake up 🤡#jeanne talks #TOO MUCH BYE

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justalittlebluetiefling · 1 year ago

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There’s no frustration equal to starting a series that you think is complete only to find out that it ISN’T.

#personal #i didn’t read much other than fanfic for a while #but i have been devouring books again lately #like when i’m on a roll i can get through at least 600 pages on a day i have to work #BUT i HATE this feeling lol #i lived through waiting for the last wot books #i’ve paid my dues #i don’t want the anticipation anymore lol #anyway i just ranted to my partner for like 20 minutes because i got to the last chapter of this book #before i realized it wasn’t going to end the series #so i have been a delight lmao

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terrorbirb · 11 months ago

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I'm bored at work so I'm seeing if I should report my old company for violating labor standards.

#totes bro #im so close but it is so obvious it would be me because i used to complain about this all the time #they dont inform their immigrant workers of their rights and so they dont like understand how their timecard works #and thr company advises them to take the least expensive insurance policy because they 'are healthy and don't need it'#but i know one couple wants fertility treatments but couldnt afford it because of that #they dont have the required posters #they also knowingly continue osha violations which i held a meeting over and was told this doesnt apply to us #which uhm it says it does on the Web site so i disagree #all of this is like why i left and what caused me to leave #and literally lying to me and another guy that we would get promotions for the work we did #and then they hired someone else to do the job making our promotions unnecessary and they were like hmmmm sorry #idk they like got a ton worse and i think the president got more reactionary which caused this #not sure how many of these count but thats not for me to decide anyway #oh and cleanliness standards but i actually fixed a lot of those..... fulfilling the role that promotion role that was promised #my coworkers here are like 'absolutely report the hell out of that place' because we do code violations lol #every time i say something they go 'that could be a violation :)'#they paid someone on a salary basis when they were under the salary pay and therefore should have gotten overtime

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procrastinatingattorney · 6 months ago

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........the temptation to say directly to some fans that "they'd love c/olleen ho/over books if it was yaoi" but im afraid i'd be slaughtered where i stand

#theyre being mad at the idea of people not liking their ship and not seeing it as canon lmaoooo #if i say THAT to them they'll burn my house down #anyway this past month has been like im being repeatedly slapped by a monkey's paw #(the new one is me going 'i wish people paid a bit more attention to the found family theme 🥺🥺🥺'#and then that 'bill works at the shack but the family isnt murdering him' au got really popular)#(if i was stan and s/oos insisted on keeping bill around i'd disown him immediately lol)#(or at least grab everyone else and sail away)#rantings rambles

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hyaciiintho · 1 year ago

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👍-either Riku and Kairi for otp or Ryne and Thancred as father and daughter dynamic. Whichever one you are feeling more <3 have a safe trip.

Send me a 👍 and I’ll draw our muses as one of those “Draw your OTP like this” pictures | ✿

🌸｡*ﾟ+. I'm pretty sure this is how Shadowbringers went, right ??

#THANCRED ♡ ᵀʰᵉʳᵉ'ˢ ⁿᵒ qᵘᵉˢᵗⁱᵒⁿ; ᵀʰᵃᵗ'ˢ ᵃ ˡᵉˢˢᵒⁿ ᴵ ˡᵉᵃʳⁿᵉᵈ ᶠʳᵒᵐ ʸᵒᵘ | @oathofpromises 🌸 Ryne #MUN ART 🌸 @ˣᵈᵉᵉʳˡʸᵇᵉˡᵒᵛᵉᵈˣ #I did amateur mistakes with my layers and I paid the price for them but I got it done in the end!!!!!#I LOVE THEM SO MUCH I WAS SO HAPPY YOU REQUSTED THEM #Among Riku and Kairi but I'll jumpscare you with art of them in the future when you least expect it #Just you wait c: BUT THANK YOU FOR SENDING THIS AGES AGO I loved drawing them LOL #🌸｡*ﾟ+. QUEUE

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neonsbian · 8 months ago

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it feels so weird to make gifs at home

#i think ive exclusively made gifs at work this entire week...#that anon changed the way i think abt giffing forever lol #cuz when im at work im like well even if this flops at least i got paid for it #vinnie talks

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deesi-academia · 9 months ago

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#finally confronted my family on how i could've been given a chocolate at least because my hard work paid off #i got a “we can't be perfect we're dealing with our own problems you know how tough it is at work”#so that's wonderful #anyway making myself maggi today because why not #to top it all off my very close friend scheduled her entrance exam on my birthday #there were 8 other days for her to choose from #reasoning was “are you celebrating it though?” like ok #maybe i have too many expectations from people oh well #maybe I'd just do so much more for them which i mistook as expecting them to do it for me #crappy times lol #can you tell I'm in the acceptance stage

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athetos · 11 months ago

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I hate that I play 5+ string bass and am interested in high-end bass-only pedals so no store in this godforsaken city has any of them in stock for me to fool around on and I refuse to buy anything I haven’t played

#im so sad to learn my main axe is no longer sold anymore #because every review I’ve come across of it has been ‘the best affordable 5 string absolute bargain’#I paid $300 for it used and it sounds like it would cost at least twice that #unfortunately the only other 6 string esp itds are. unappealing to me #unless I splurge for a $1k+ bass and idkkkkkkkk #I looooove esp but….. I know Ibanez has some affordable models that look nice #but please just let me win this dingwall I got entered for I’m begging #or maybe I’ll go a different route entirely and get an epiphone sg or a entry level telecaster LOL

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nimoy · 2 years ago

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attempted to use airbnb for when i visit my boyfriend even though i have tried to avoid it for years because of its slimy practices but its cheaper than a hotel and i need a place to stay and i essentially got scammed out of $262 because the host tried to change my reservation and then i saw a bunch of reviews from guests about how the host is shady and the properties are dirty and how there were all these last minute changes and they felt taken advantage of and airbnb is basically like well tough shit no refund and i am going to cry LOL

#like before i could not afford a hotel and now i really cannot LOL #oh well at least i get paid weekly and got a lot of hours at work in the next couple of weeks #as of right now i am like dangerously broke but i just have to wait. another week i guess #tp

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