#lmk ask the yanderes

[yanderelmk]

Question for redson, nezha, azure, wukong and peng and macaque if youd like

1. If we wanted to have children, how would you react?

2. How would you help your darling with period stuff?

3 . If I asked you to make me immortal so we could love each other forever would you?

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🔥RED SON🔥: Red Son's face went red and his jaw dropped open. "Ch-children?? You want children?! Do you know how difficult those are to raise? But..." He fidgets, pressing the tips of his index fingers together. "Just how many would you wish to have?" "As for the menstrual predicament, I do not fear the monthly blood ritual. It is just simple biology, only smooth-brained peasants fear the shedding of the uterus." "I have already begun thinking of ways to gift it to you. I presume our marriage would not be enough on its own, though it would grant you demonic nobility status...either I will have to break into Heaven or I will have to find one of the ancient Sages to force the secret from them." 🪷NEZHA🪷:

"I would love children, but I would not be able to care for them as much as I would be able to. I am the protective deity of all children, I would rather not run the risk of favoritism towards my own. But...I do admit the idea appeals to me of having children with the one I love."

"Ah, yes, the process in which a mortal reaches developmental maturity. Fear not, I am experienced in dealing with this sort of thing. In advance I prepared many snacks, especially chocolates, and heating devices. All you need to do is rest up." "Immortality is only gained by Heaven's permission. To do otherwise...well...those who become immortal without Heaven's consent face miserable lives as punishment. Chang'e is the kindest example of what happens when greed for immortality overtakes reason. I will do my best to beg for your appointment as an immortal by my side, but it might take some time. I only ask for your patience." ☀️WUKONG☀️:

"Kids? Like...more than one? Look, I'm gonna be honest with you, I take care of my Flower-Fruit Mountain children okay, but I don't know how good I'd do with a one-on-one infant. I'm willing to try, but I think we should prooobably wait until I've taken some parenting classes first." "Oh! Periods! That's the monthly feminine thing, right? Uhh..." Wukong digs around a bit and tosses a blanket on you. "There you go!" Wukong sighs. "Look, I know I might have become immortal a good few times over, but it's really not that easy. Heaven's not gonna let you become an immortal that easily. I'll do what I can, all you have to do is eat the food of Heaven to become immortal, but it's going to be a really rough process. I'll only do it if you're absolutely certain." 🦅PENG🦅:

"I would be overjoyed to raise fledglings with you! How many are you thinking? I believe six is an appropriate number." "Ah, the matters of the femmes. I remember when I had to deal with that...tell you what, you sit here, I will go and procure the necessary supplies. Then I'll snuggle up with you until you fall asleep." "Immortality? That is easily done! Once we achieve our ambition to overtake Heaven, I will make you my Immortal Consort. No weapon, Celestial, Infernal, or Mortal, will be able to strike you down."

🌑MACAQUE🌑:

"Why would you want kids? Don't those make a lot of noise and stuff? I'll compromise: How about we get a puppy or something, start off small?"

"Periods? Um...I don't really know how those...work. What do you need for that, a bandage? I got plenty of those." He sighs. "Look Y/N, I'll be honest with you, immortality's not all it's cracked up to be. Forever is a long time. If you're adamant and absolutely 100% certain, I'll try to do what I can, but you're gonna have to accept that being immortal means living for a really long time. You'll lose your friends and family, everything will change while you never do. It can be a painful existence."

[phoenixeclipse-lmkau]

Warlord Wukong: Hello my Queen

Reader: *Looks around confused when she sees no one other than Macaque and Wukong* I thought he was your warrior- *You manage to stumble out your words*

Warlord Macaque: I am The Monkey King's Shadow, his Warrior and his fellow King.

Reader: But he just called you his Queen.

Warlord Wukong: No I called you my Queen.

Reader: *Stares in confusion* I think you hit your head too hard... I'm not your Queen.

Warlord Macaque: You will be once we get married~

Reader: *Instantly flustered* WHAT!? No I'm not marrying anyone!

Warlord Wukong: Oh our sweet little mate~ You don't really have a choice...

Reader: *Flustered embarrassment turns to fear and anger* Excuse me!?

Warlord Macaque: What my loving husband means is that we are courtnapping you. Once you arrive on Flower Fruit Mountian, you will be our mate and our Queen.

Reader: *Slowly tries to back away but there's no where she can go in the small cave she had found herself in when she woke up after a demon attack*

Warlord Wukong: You'll love it, I promise.

Reader: Listen, I'm sure you're both really nice men, but I'm not interes- Ahhh!

The next thing you know your tossed over Wukong's shoulder. He doesn't care about your kicking and screaming as he carries you away.

Reader: Let me go!

Warlord Macaque: he'll let you go once we get home, love. Until then you should stop screaming it might attract... attention~ And not from those humans you value so much.

You felt a shiver down your spine at the threat. No the warning of the other demons that inhabited the forest that you were entering. They were courtnapping you and there was nothing you could do about it!

Random idea dump. Can't say I'm totally happy with it but I'm sharing it anyways.

Feel free to Reblog if you want to add to this!

Comments are also appreciated ❤️

[lavenderskye29]

What would the two warlords do if there was an anonymous monkey/person in the mountain/village that gave reader romantic gifts?

[smilesatdawnmain]

ETERNAL LMK AU (Part 9) (Interactive Story)

Forgiveness. A beautiful thing...

Blind forgiveness? ....We'll see where that goes.

The rules are simple.: I will give the written passage, and then at the bottom there will be a vote on how the characters act next!

Story: Eternal Au

Ships: Shadow Peach

The air around them shimmered, and for a heartbeat, a flicker of light danced between their souls, pulsing with fierce recognition. Macaque's instincts wrestled within him.

The look in Wukong's eyes—a cocktail of guilt and yearning—brought memories flooding back. Memories of laughter shared under the stars, heated arguments turned into playful banter, and soft touches that felt like home. Each recollection twisted his insides until he felt as if he might shatter, caught between two worlds he could never fully inhabit.

"Moon," Wukong pleaded, his hands held out in the air, knowing he couldn’t touch, but so desperately wanting to. “You’re really here, right?” A vulnerability Macaque had never seen before—a raw ache that mirrored his own wounds.

A twisted sense of loyalty forced itself upon Macaque once again, despite his better judgment. Years of enduring Wukong's endless apologies and empty promises- a cycle that had woven itself into his very being. Each time, Wukong's actions grew more destructive until they ultimately resulted in Macaque's untimely demise. But even in death, Macaque's heart couldn't fully release the grasp of forgiveness on his treacherous Mate. His everything. To deny forgiveness was to deny Wukong. He didn't want to deny his Sun....

The shadows could not exist without the light.

Macaque's breath, or what felt like breathing in this half-life, hitched in his throat. The darkness that clung to him shimmered, almost invitingly, yet he remained tethered by that unbreakable bond. For a moment, he fought against the encroaching urge to rush into Wukong’s embrace, to bask in the warmth he'd lost.

His instincts screamed at him: "Run!" But here was Wukong—with open arms and a quivering lower lip—and Macaque felt himself weak to it. Always so weak. Always so desperate for Wukong. For Wukong to be desperate for him. To want him- fight for him- choose him!

Even with his anger and fear, his adoration and love just wanted to keep the man in his life. whether that be through clawing to keep Wukong close or offering forgiveness at the cost of himself.

With a trembling resolve, Macaque took a cautious step forward, the chasm of his existence shrinking between them. “I’m here, Wukong,” he confirmed.

Wukong's eyes widened, shimmering gold pools glistening with unshed tears, every flicker of emotion radiating the sheer force of his longing. He smiled in relieved joy when Macaque acknowledged him. That smile was an undoing. He seemed to sense that Macaque was not approaching him with anger.

His Moon was willing to forgive. That got him eager, stepping closer with a weak exhale and airy sound of joy. "Moon," he cooed in delight. It cracked something deep within Macaque, a fissure that widened as he took another step, despite the sharp bite of his past clawing at him like a pack of wolves.

"Don't," Macaque's voice trembled, fragile like glass yet full of unyielding force. "Don't smile like that, Wukong. You don’t get to smile after- don’t look at me like that…." Each word sliced through the tension like a blade, carrying hurt and betrayal.

Wukong's ears flattened, understanding he was moving too quickly. Smart enough to backtrack just a tad, yet still close enough to keep Macaque in his sights, “I-I know. I’m so sorry…” His hand quivered midair, reaching towards the ephemeral outline of his mate. It was an invitation wrapped in desperation- pleading for him to go easy on him. To forgive and forget. To stay with him.

Sometimes Macaque wondered if Wukong was even aware of what he was doing. If he maliciously knew what kind of power he had over the Moon, or if this was just a habit he too had unknowingly learned. That Macaque had allowed blind forgiveness for so long, that Wukong thought it natural. It was just their way. An expectation. Not an ill one, but just how things were between them.

Still- Wukong seemed earnest and desperate, so that was a change. A little one. Like a siren's call drawing him back to a place he thought he had escaped.

Wukong took another tentative step forward, unwavering in his hope yet visibly trembling at Macaque’s words. “Tell me! Tell me what I need to do to make it right.” His urgency dripped from every syllable. “I’ll never let you go again. I’ll never hurt you again…!” how often had Macaque heard such apologies? How often had the situation been swept away by handsome smiles and seemingly heartfelt assurances that were never planned out?

Bold promises. Empty promises. What could Wukong do to him now that he was a spirit? Of course, he could never physically hurt him again…

And yet foolishly, Macaque still believed such honeyed lies. A shadow who bent over backward just for praise of the Sun.

What could Macaque even ask right now with his body like this??

“I-I don’t-” he shakes his head, “Wukong look at me,” he gestured to himself, broken and upset. “I’m not even here. I’m intended to be dragged down into the Diyu.” he covered his eyes, shaking. "My soul is meant to be punished...."

Wukong's eyes ignite with a fiery rage, his body coiled like a spring ready to strike. He hisses through gritted teeth, each word dripping with venom, "The Diyu?!" The mere mention of the underworld, the Ten Kings, sent a shiver down his spine. How dare they even consider approaching his mate! Touching him with their vile hands! Taking what was his!? "Have they approached you?!" His voice echoes with a primal ferocity that sends shivers down even the bravest of spines.

Macaque's body tenses, his wide eyes darting around frantically as he stammers out a response. "I..." At that moment, he considers spilling the truth to Wukong. The existence of that invisible golden thread that binds them together, never allowing them to stray too far from each other. A curse and a blessing all at once. Yet, he paused. Should he tell Wukong that?

Should he reveal they were soul mates?

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[miffysrambles]

Hi 👋

how about Yandere Ao lie how did it all start and how does it continue

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Yandere Ao Lie:

Ao Lie first saw you when his younger ancestor Mei introduced him to her friends, and you were one of them. 

He felt twists and flutters in his chest when his eyes laid upon yours, he had never felt these feelings but they were intoxicating and addicting.

He needed more.

It started off innocently enough, staring at you when you were in the area and blushing whenever you got at arm's length from him.

He then started to realize he was feeling these things because he was falling in love, ‘Strange…’ he thought. ‘I thought only mortals felt love…’

He would cover his face with his sleeves as he softly laughed from how nervous he was to be so close to you, they shyness would go away once he got to know you better.

By “getting to know you better���, it’s actually just him stalking you. 

Watching you through your window while you sleep, following you whenever you go out in public, etc.

He doesn’t see anything wrong with it, “I’m just taking notes for our future anyways”.

Definitely a personality manipulator.

What I mean by this is he knowingly uses his lazy and tired personality to manipulate you by subverting expectations and getting what he wants.

“How could I have been watching you sleep last night, I never miss a good night’s rest. You know that silly…”

When it comes to other people around you, will manipulate you to be with him at all times.

“I don’t think I like that person very much, they don’t really deserve to be around you. They’re kind of weird, don’t you think hehe…”

If the person persists, will scare them off with his dragon form.

Doesn’t like killing people often, too messy, and it takes forever to clean up but eventually will do it if the person crosses the line with you.

If they get caught killing someone by you, will keep manipulating the situation into getting you to admit they deserved it and how he loves you oh so much.

“Don’t worry sunshine, they deserved it by the way they look at you. I’m the only one who’s allowed to look at you like that right?” 

“You know I love you, right love-bug? This is all for you…”

[newkatzkafe2023]

It's my 1 year anniversary on Tumblr 🥳

[chuuyrr]

incoming draft on the works since i'm free this weekend and the coming week, yipee .ᐟ

[666herescared]

An Ask For ClingPeaches

This would've been easier if it was in the ask box, but I shall still provide your answer @titanicdragon It's not in my plans, but here's a character by character explanation.

---------------------------------- Wukong: Would honestly be shocked. He is actually aware of how delusional he's acting in this AU. He just wants to live out a fantasy of having a happy family.

Macaque: Would probably have already known. He would be fast to comfort Mk though. It would be on instinct.

Mk: Would probably panic and seek the comfort. His life is already off balance, so it would either knock him off or not change much depending on the timeline placement.

Mei: Wouldn't care. She'd still want Mk back.

Tang: Would be extremely intrigued by it. He would probably try to figure out when and how Monkey King had a kid.

Sandy: Would want to comfort and protect. He's extremely compassionate, though he wouldn't really think much of it.

Pigsy: Would be pissed off by the information. Mk is his kid, god damn it! Who cares what bloodlines say?!

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Hope this is a satisfactory answer!

Have fun, and happy scrolling!

[olinblogin]

Good morning! I woke to lovely piece of yours with a Yan!Mayor & Yan!LBD with a fem reader. It was a wonderful piece that didn't stretch too long but left me feeling very happy due to the lack of Mayor/LBDxReader content there is here & anywhere from what I can see. If it's not too much trouble, may I please request a reader who can actually fight back against the Yan!duo?

Maybe she gained immortality because the women of her family had witnessed the Mayor's & LBD's powers generations ago, thus building the subsequent generations after the first witness (maybe someone who also caught the two's attention but managed to escape thanks to SWK, his "you should have stayed buried" line has cemented into my head) saw what they were capable of & feared their return. Generational training & horror stories ensue. The day of the ritual arrives & Mayor comes to collect Y/N but is shocked to see her resilience against Lady's call & chains. Maybe she [Y/N] uses the chains against him & he ends up bound instead? Same with LBD (not Bai He possessed tho, pls). I really think they'd be shocked & intrigued about reader's strength & ingrained tactical knowledge added to resistance to both of them... Might be very interesting~.😈

Bonus points if Y/N says something like "I see why you use chains, Chief; you look so darling all wrapped up~!" or "That is a lovely song you sing, but I am not one for such melodies, Baigujing." [<-LBD's real name] Imagine the reactions!

Sorry for the long read, I'm just so curious to see your spin on this if you wish to write it. Thank you for reading!

P.S. Did you notice that Baigujing & Bai He have the same three-letter-start, 'Bai'???

I can absolutely do that! I’m ngl this is the longest req I’ve had before! (Not trying to be mean :])

I may or may not have taken a bit of inspiration from Naruto with this one, specifically with a “sharingan” kind of ability :3

—this is relatively short bc I didn’t know what much to do auaughhhh—

PS, the amount of times I’ve had to rewrite this bc I wanted it to be PERFECT…

(WARNINGS; SACRIFICIAL RITUAL, KIDNAPPING, IDK WHAT ELSE TO PUT BUT YEAH YOU GET IT)

Being part of a family that had gained immortality and power was not always the easiest.

All your ancestors were always present, if they hadn’t been killed.

Your family had gained partial immortality; meaning they would not die of age. But if they were, perchance, given a life threatening wound, they wouldn’t survive.

But that just made your family more careful of how they used their immortality. Every day in your extravagant home you would witness the generations before you, still walking, talking.

It would be eerie to most. But to you, it was normal.

Another good thing that came from your family with immortality, is that among the generations power grew, you being the recent generations, it was strongest for you. It wasn’t very well combat-wise; but it allowed you the ability to deflect an attack and mirror it just as it was performed.

Your family never explained how they harnessed this. But listening in as a child to your ancestors at the alter briefly mentioned a name; Baigujing.

Your family soon brought you with all cheers to the alter, they had dolled you up with traditional robes of white, holding incense sticks and sage.

It dawned on you.

Your family made a deal for immortality. A sacrificial deal. You didn’t know what to feel. You couldn’t feel anything. You were kept in the dark for so long and for what, to be sent like a lamb to the slaughter.

You had no choice but to let it happen.

How else would your family progress.

A cool most wafted around you, a feeling of floating. It was like you were weightless. When you opened your eyes, you were standing, met with two people, a man. He wore a shockingly wide grin.

“My lady will be pleased with this sacrifice. How pleasing you are.” He hummed in an unstable voice.

Chains shot from under your feet, making you reel back briefly, before honing your ability to deflect and conquer the chains, sending them the man’s way; watching as they coiled around him like snakes and held him still in front of you.

The chains were strong, stronger than any you’ve seen; they emitted a soft, ghostly glow. Joining your hands under your sleeves, you kept a blank stare. “I see why you use chains, Chief;” you muttered, watching him stiffen. “You look quite lovely being held by them.” He could hear the coo in your voice, it made him wonder how this was a possibility.

But he didn’t have the time for that, unfortunately,

As the Lady Bone Demon seemed to materialize just behind him. “And what seems to be the problem,” there was a slight sneer in her voice before she laid her eyes on you. “Ah, our sacrifice. What a beautiful one, a shame.” She’d spoke calmly, releasing the Mayor from his own chains you deflected onto him.

“Come now dear, there is no use in resisting. You were chosen to be killed in return for their immortality.” The Lady Bone Demon hummed, walking circles around you, as if she were gliding.

She tried to latch onto you with a chain of her own, letting out a shocked gasp when the chain came back her way and clamped around her wrist. “What a lovely song you sing. I’m not one for such Melodie’s, Baigujing.” There was an eerie silence.

“I see you have done your research on the two of us; but still hadn’t known your family would sacrifice you to my will.” She spoke calmly, releasing the chain from herself once more.

“My dear, how do you deflect my chains so simply,” Baigujing said with a hiss, walking towards you; that’s when you realized how tall she truly was.

“It’s something I was taught..” you would simply respond back to her. She did not seem to buy it, however. But accepted that nonetheless.

“We are taking her back with us. We will hold the family’s end of the ritual; but we are keeping her.” There was a semi-shocked “What?!” From the Mayor, before he cleared his throat and corrected himself when the Lady Bone Demon shot a pointed glare his way, it shut him up very quickly.

“Come now, my dear. Or shall we have to take you by force.” YIU could only respond with a glare. This made the Lady Bone Demon turn her nose up with a huff, before she grabbed your face and tucked you close to her body, so you would not be able to get away. “Come now, let’s start anew.”

You reeled back your elbow hit her in the rib, making her groan in disdain. The Mayor immediately leapt into action. No, literally. He leapt on top of you and held you down. Sliding his hands up your neck and into your hair, he roughly yanked it back, which earned a strained groan from you.

“That was a horrible mistake, dear. For that we will have to discipline you. Since you wish to do this the hard way, we will treat you as you’ve chosen.” Her words were eerie,

And for as long as you would fight back, the more they would break you down.

[your-yandere-mayor]

LBD cab dominate or take over the world and all, but I'd rather dominate your world 😏

I want seven kids, are you sure you can handle that?

[yanderelmk]

Hey! So saw your ask yanderes and I decided to ask :)

It is okay if I ask : MK, Mei, Redson, Wukong, Macauqe, Syntax, Mayor, and Nezha ?

If I can then what would they do if their darling decided to just end the friendship because of their issues? Ahaha... TRUST ISSUES. their darling don't trust them no more and decided to end the friendship. And their darling will not be hearing any excuses from them and will end that friendship right there.

(My issues😘)

Hope you can do!

- 🌼 (did I request too much?)

A/N: You're good! I said no character limits, so no limit shall there be. Just a lil heads-up for anyone else, yes there are no limits, but do be warned I'll be taking extra time on longer asks to make sure everything flows properly A/N: Since Tumblr won't let me write too much (and started not letting me post it) I had to break it up into two parts! Don't worry I'll be posting it soon after this one <> CW: Kidnapping 💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛 "Wait- what do you mean you don't want to see me anymore?" MK felt tears beginning to sting his eyes. "Listen, I know sometimes I kinda got intense, but I told you I don't mean to scare you. It's just- when I see someone who looks like they're gonna hurt you I get really angry, and I want to keep you safe. Y/N, please! Don't go!" He suddenly grabs you by the shoulders. "I can change, I swear! Just don't leave me!" As you turn and begin to walk away, his breathing gets shorter as panic begins to swell within his heart. In a blink, he's struck you unconscious. "It'll be okay...it'll be okay...I'll just get you home. Then we'll talk this out, it'll all be okay..." MK repeats this to himself like a calming mantra as he carries you off. 💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚 Upon you saying you're breaking things off, Mei laughs. "Ahh, that's a good one Y/N. You really had me goin' there for a minute." When you continue to stare at her, she slowly sets down her milkshake. "You're...not kidding? But why would you want to stop hangin' out with me? Don't we have fun together? Don't you like hanging out with me?" She stands up from her seat, hand twitching towards her jade sword. "Who is it, huh? Who's so much better than me that you're willing to just throw away what we have for them? What do they have that I don't?! Are they prettier? Smarter? WHAT IS IT?!" Mei can feel her power beginning to spark up, but she's too upset to truly care. "TELL ME!!!" ❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥 Before you can even get the words out, Red Son's got you by the throat and is lifting you up into the air. His hair is completely aflame, and his eyes are blazing. "So that's it? You think you're just going to leave me? Well there's just one teensey little problem there, Y/N." He pulls you closer until your faces are inches apart. "You. Are. Mine. And I am not in the habit of letting go of what I rightfully own." Red Son's fingers are squeezing your throat, he doesn't seem to notice how much force he's using. "Now we are GOING back to my home, you will SIT in the dungeon and THINK about what you've done, and I EXPRESSLY FORBID YOU from EVER mentioning leaving me again. DO YOU UNDERSTAND?" 🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡 "Aww, it's cute that you think you can leave." Unbeknownst to Y/N, the seal to the entrance to Flower-Fruit Mountain begins glowing brighter, sealing them in. "Look Y/N, I think you've had a very long, very stressful day. Why don't you..." He picks from his fur a few strands and blows on them, transforming them into the sleep bugs he's used so often in his Westward journey. Before you can jerk back, he's got you by the throat and has dropped them upon you. "Take a little nap? Then when you wake up, you'll feel better! I'm feelin' like goin' out for dinner, we can talk then!" As the world begins to fade and your eyes begin to close you hear his laugh before he says, "Sweet dreams."

[phoenixeclipse-lmkau]

i just saw the cutest thing ever, i just had to share:

search up a japanese dwarf flying squirrel

now imagine reader was cursed and turned into a japanese dwarf flying squirrel.

idk how big the monkey cubs are, i assume they look like somewhere around juvenile and adolescent?

but i do think, doing the completely scientific process of assuming that they both look like rhesus macaques cubs that aren't infants and not adults, inputting adult sizes of both species into a height comparator online , scaling down the size of the cubs by 25% and then guesstimating based on that knowledge that a cursed reader would probably fit in the palm of they hands, and if not, be perfect cuddle size for the monkey duo while cursed.

what i'm trying to say is i want to see the monkey duo display cuteness aggression while in cub form towards reader.

or you could have reader get cursed after the duo break the curse on them, the contrast of monkey warlord holding something so cute in the palm of their hands would be adorable.

So the squirrel sounds adorable, but look at this monkey!! It's so tiny and the perfect size to fit in the palm of the Monkey duo's hands, right?

Also I found this picture online I DON’T OWN IT! (Found it Here) But it is so cute!! These monkeys are called the Pygmy Marmoset, apparently they are native to rainforest in South America.

Another Crumb! So with this one it sums up to Reader being a tiny adorable thing which the Monkey Duo think is so cute they just want to cuddle and smother her in love!

This one is pretty easy in terms of how I will go about it. The monkey duo finally break the curse, Reader has disappeared, returned and is trapped on Flower Fruit Mountain with them. She is at the point where she isn’t terrified they are going to hurt her but she is still annoyed with them. Just as this transition takes place- she gets cursed! Into a tiny monkey (for twenty four hours due to a few cubs playing with an artifact)

>>>

“Reader!” Wukong shouts terrified that you may be hurt as he jumps over to look you over, his tail twitching nervously as you sit in a pile of the dress you had worn not too long ago.

In a single moment you were scooped up into Wukong’s arms, your size barely the size of his hand. You let out a surprised coo as you struggled to stand up in his hand without falling back down. Not only were you the size of a pixie but you were also covered in fur and were you… a monkey!? What kind of monkey was this tiny.

While you were internally freaking out you didn’t notice a certain shadow monkey pick up the artifact looking it over. His worried expression quickly calmed down when he saw what it was. He knew about this one and didn’t see much true DANGER in it. You would be okay tomorrow though in the meantime they needed to figure out what to do.

“What were you three doing??” Macaque growled, his eyes narrowing at the cubs in front of them.

Immediately the cubs whimpered in sadness hiding away from the Shadow’s stern gaze. None of them seemed to admit what they were doing. In truth they had just followed Reader into the Vault where Wukong keeps several artifacts and treasures within. They had been recklessly playing when they dropped the amulet that transformed you at your feet. It hadn’t even touched you physically.

“Macaque Reader will be okay, it’s not the first time that we messed with something like this and-,” Wukong began after he noticed the artifact, a simple little trinket he had found years back that didn’t even have side effects… other than turning someone into a tiny monkey for a day. He and Macaque had used it to play pranks on some humans in the past before they became warlords.

“Why the hell did you keep this thing anyway? Don’t you remember what happened last time we used this?” Macaque growled whipping around to turn his attention to his mate.

“… We turned a group of humans into the most adorable monkeys ever! Of course I remember that, and look at Reader! Isn’t she just the cutest, none of the others have ever been this cute!” Wukong practically squealed as he lifted you up to his face and nuzzled against you in his hand.

Immediately you used your tiny paws to push him away with a squeal of shock. You tried to speak only to let out a series of chirps, chirps that didn’t hold any meaning so neither Wukong nor Macaque knew what you were trying to say. Honestly you were angry, not just at them but also at yourself, you had gone into the vault knowing that you would likely find something dangerous. But- You wanted to find a way off the island. Neither of the monkey duo had left you alone for the past week and it was suffocating.

“Wukong!…” Macaque groaned when he saw Wukong pouting with wide innocent eyes. “You are too soft on the cubs.”

“They are just cubs! I’ll lock the hoard I promise for now lets get her some food. But seriously she is so much smaller than we were during the curse, isn’t she adorable!” Wukong grinned holding you up to the shadow monkey. At first he didn’t react but staring at your newly really wide eyes he couldn’t help but let his heart melt.

“She is,” You let out a squeal as he picked you up out of Wukong’s hand to hold you closely and carefully.

You look up at him with the cutest glare on your face. He can’t help but chuckle as he takes you off to the main hall followed by the cubs. He would have been more furious and protective had he not known what the amulet did. However because he was well acquainted with that particular amulet he knew that it would only be temporary. You would return to normal soon enough.

He had to admit you were adorable, a tiny ball of fluff with wide eyes that mimicked your normal eyes besides the larger pupils. Your tiny tail was wagging slightly clearly uncontrollable as you weren’t used to the extra appendage.

“You are quite cute like this,” He smiled blowing a puff of air in your face.

Immediately you scrunched your face and glared at him. A tiny growl left your lips causing Macaque to laugh with a small grin on his face.

“I told you she was adorable,” Wukong beamed happy that he was proven right.

Macaque rolled his eyes as you experimentally climbed around his hands curious and annoyed. You were surprised that you weren’t afraid when he was an absolute giant compared to your current form. You started sniffing around when you realized how much stronger everything smelt now. It was so strong and potent that you covered your nose with your small paws, it was too much. Whimpering you leaned closer to Macaque’s hand to at least be covered in a familiar calming scent. Not that you would ever admit it to him, but his presence was something that now calmed you quite a lot.

“Don’t worry the spell will go away soon," Macaque smiled warmly, a smile that was reserved only for his two beloved mates.

I know that I could have made this far more angsty, but when I started writing it kinda turned into fluff. I can’t say that I’m upset with it like at all. I really, really like it! But seriously those are the tiniest monkeys I have ever seen, like ever!

I loved this ask and I’m sorry it took me so long to get to. Like seriously, this took WAY too long for me to complete. But anyways I hoped you enjoyed the fluff.

Comments, reblogs and likes are always appreciated!!

[lavenderskye29]

Hi!

Your latest post was just beautiful! <3

Thank you for sharing it with us!

I was wondering if you have some headcanons on how was the pregnancy process?

Were the girls hogging Peaches all the time?

I imagine them asking her all the time if she needs anything or if she's sore or something haha just them being cute and annoying and worrying over the smallest of things 🤭

PD: Your Plum Princess Macaque lives rent free in my mind <3 she's so gorgeous 🥰

(Sorry for taking so long with this question!)

With Peach’s pregnancy the girls were definitely all over her for the first time. For Monkey Queen, she made it her life goal to make sure Peaches remained always in a state of comfort and ease, taking no shortcuts to make absolutely certain that her swollen mate never lifted a finger. it very quickly became suffocating for both Peaches and Plum Princess, especially with the first child being SWK’s. She became dangerously territorial not allowing anyone, even Macaque, to spend a second alone with their shared mate. In the beginning of the pregnancy SWK could be convinced not hover 24/7, but as time went on and Peaches got bigger SWK became practically feral in her desire to support and watch over her much weaker and vulnerable human wife. Macaque and SWK had a couple nasty fights over it that only Peaches was able to stop.

For Plum Princess, she was also desirous to care for Peaches but not to the extent that SWK obsessed about it. Macaque encouraged Peaches to walk around and find small ways to remain active, helping their wife to remain strong and independent… unfortunately all attempts usually ended with a pissed off SWK snarling at Macaque and urging Peaches to return to bed. In fact any attempt with Macaque seeking comfort or helping their waddling wife alone, would end with SWK shoving herself in the middle or lashing out at Macaque. It quickly became stressful for Macaque which encouraged her to keep her distance from the two, at least until the pregnancy was over. Macaque wouldn’t understand SWK’s actions fully until it was her child that Peaches was bearing, in which the roles switched.

With each pregnancy the girls relax more and more, not finding the need to aggressively protect their mate as often.

[silvergolddraco28]

I'm wondering….

Would anyone be interested in a version of Falling Star that had it as Yander Radioapple and Yander Shadowpeach?

I know not a lot seem to like the crossover pairing with the version that's currently out so I'm just wondering if any would be interested in that path since that was actually how Falling Star was purposed to me before it derailed and led down this track.

[trashlama]

Ok hear me out Yandere redson and Mei poly /team up hcs please 🙏who both fallen for macaque female apprentice ~

Mei fights her seeing as macaque fighting monkey king , which leads to MK fighting her future darling it was only when reader makes shadow clones to trap MK , that’s when Mei gets involved. 

It would have been fine if the reader didn’t have such a flirty attitude, who likes to praise Mei even when Mei sword was near her throat. 

Before Mei could do anything , reader disappeared into the shadow realm 

For Red son , I can see him teaming up with her since MK is there enemy , with his brain and her brawn , MK and his friends will be finished in no time . (Reader teamed up with his , for sine reason her mentor disappeared and she thinking rid of MK and his friends will make him praise her ) 

He did not expect reader to be so smooth and honestly praises his inventions even saying he’s amazing . 

There were so close yet MK still won , Red son thought she was gonna leave him only for her to teleport him and her to her hideout to heal his wounds before sending him back home ,not before giving him a flirty remark . 

After that an obsession grow for Red son 

While Mei she gains a guilty crush that got worse when reader decide to keep her company since MK been busy Lately, She knows she should hate it but she been feeling lonely and when reader not being flirty she can be nice even winning Mei a dragon plushie at a fair . 

What made her snap was realising Red son fallen for her darling , but seeing how there got along greatly if there difference aside , there decided to team up to make reader theirs . 

My dude —deep inhale of air— would it be alright if I made this into like a two possibly three shot series?

I love the idea and I've been brainstorming tons of ideas for this one and in each scenario I'm like damn this idea is so good. I really want to do it justice so I need to have multiple chapters. Ya know? To build the tension and really get a feel of the mindsets and what not.

However—

(SORRY THIS TURNS INTO A LITTLE AUTHOR'S NOTE)

As you guys are aware I have to seriously start working on this future Yan Raph fic of mine... . It's Ironic but, I reeaally want to start writing the future yan Mikey part. Mostly because I basically have that one planned out in my head. Meanwhile I got like five different possible scenarios for the Raph fic that I can't decide on. Though a few months ago I had said I was gonna do the Raph one first so to keep my word I plan to do so.

However SOMEBODY (an anon) had requested a future Yan Michelangelo fic and I'm like brooooo were you reading my thoughts? Cause they were somewhat close to what I had in mind but not quite. But the point is I need to write the Raph fic soooonn!!!

Gotta appease the masses~✨

Though guys I'm a bad Trashlama. I keep brainstorming all these awesome plots that I totally want to write— which ironically were formulated when I was brainstorming for the Raph fic.

Soooo I'm gonna do a poll so I can force my procrastinating/ADHD ass to write at least some of these.

And guys btw I'm sorry again for taking so long. I've been caught up recently with finishing a lot of other things I had been procrastinating. -Cough- Hogwarts Legacy -Cough- Spider-Man Across the Spider-verse -Cough- Adult responsibilities -Cough- -Cough-!!!

Anyways thank you guys again for sticking around to the end. I'll have that poll out soon(probably today).

HERE'S THE POLL

In the mean time here's some memes!

Sorry this is long↓ I don't own these memes. I've never claimed to do so. I just come across them on Pinterest when I'm on break at work and think they're funny so I like to share them. If I mistakenly put one on here that I shouldn't have please let me know! I like to respect people's wishes. And if you could add the creator names too that would be great so the same mistake isn't made twice. Sorry for the inconvenience that my sharing may cause. I hope you have a good day.

[alilcherrysramblings]

What is a lmk au or fanfic you would love to see happen ? What are the kind of stories you like ?

Oooo, that’s a cool question!

This is kinda specific, but there’s really not a lot of fanfics where Azure kidnaps takes in MK. I dunno I just feel like the fanfic potential is there!! There’s a couple on AO3, but it’s shocking that there’s not more! This is actually what inspired me to make The Lion’s Light in the first place lol.

Honestly, I’m just a big sucker for platonic yandere fics. There’s so much potential in those things!