#lmk yandere nezha

[yanderelmk]

Yanderes' Response To "I'd Die For You"

[newkatzkafe2023]

@lara-legomonkiekid

What if Monkey King was a Yandere with Y/N?

(Lmk Wukong) He has so much trauma and loss that it's known that he became a yandere. Whenever He finds joy and happiness, it either gets ruined by himself or heaven, and the fact that it happens again and again and again is what drives him mad. So when he finally meets you, his broken world is suddenly fixed, and it's all thanks to you. He just has to marry you and give you the immortality peach, and you'll be together forever🥰🥰🥰

(NR Wukong) I just know he'll be the most dangerous yandere. He's so unpredictable, like seriously, he's if the saying never let them know your next moves was a stone monkey. He is also clingy in a way that makes him mildly desperate, so I hope you don't have anything important during the cuddle session. Another thing is that I can see him killing behind your back like he could be a serial killer if he wanted, but what you don't know won't hurt you right.

(HIB Wukong) He is the king of isolation and paranoia. He was already stressed with almost losing Luier and silly girl, and then he got married to you. The only person who accepted with him and loved him despite his endless flaws and less the Stellar looks according to heaven, but you stayed away. But be careful if you don't pay attention it will soon just be you, him, and the children.

(MKR Wukong) He's the most brutal yandere, well second most brutal (you'll see who's the first later😈) He's has more blood on his claws then one can count, and it's all just for you after all he can't have loser scrub idiots trying to take what is his. He would even have to regulate his own group if they dared to mess with or upset you, especially if it's pigsy. So if he comes to you one day Offering bacon with your eggs, then you will know exactly who you're eating.

(Netflix Wukong) He's the yandere that has experienced way too much lost in a short amount of time. For example, if he loses you to anything or anyone, he can kiss his sanity and morals goodbye. Basically, he loves you so much that he would do anything for you, even kill just to make sure you will stay with him forever.

(BMW Wukong) This guy is a weapon of mass destruction and the Deadliest monkey king of all. He is not afraid to take lives of the ones who messed with you or tried to take you away from him. Of course he would gaslight and woo you into thinking that everything is fine and that you won't have to lift a single finger. Let your husband and king take care of everything darling.😈

(Destined one) Man he's the yandere nobody ever saw coming especially with how surprisingly chill he is. He would let you free and do whatever you want as long as you don't dare to escape him. Though he wouldn't have to worry because why would you do that for, he's also super Affectionate and would tear the world apart if he ever lost you. So if you were ever in any danger then the whole world with be as well👿👿👿

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[lotusarchon]

nezha is a child in the show isn't he? why are you shipping yourself with a minor and writing romance with him?that's so creepy,,,, how are you talking about dynamicsimp when you're doing worst 🤮

Found this cute Nezha fanart anyways

I knew I had to deal with one of y'all eventually but I didn't think it'd be this soon. Damn, at least let me hit 100 followers first 😞

Anyways uh. Nezha's first introduction in season 3 came out in like, what, 2022? I'm assuming it is, because I started LMK in March of 2023, before s4 was released and already found the show up till s3 by then. S5 just released this year, of which we've seen a weird increase of Nezha screentime of which I'm not complaining.

Point blank. The Nezha age controversies are getting old and boring. New fans and old fans need to chill out with those issue about the age business.

1) It's confirmed the Lego Monkie Kid version of the deity known as Nezha is an adult.

2) This is a god of an Eastern religion who is still very much worshipped to our modern day. If you did your research, you should be able to take note that Nezha isn't only seen as a child god, but even portrayed as someone older. I'm not a Daoist nor Chinese, so I advise you check this blog ( @/ruibaozha ) for more information on the subject matter.

3) As is the case with modern media and adaptations, different shows will portray religious figures according to what works for their plot. In the movie Nezha 2019 (forgot the title whoops), Nezha is portrayed as a child, as we are seeing a comedic but angsty interpretation of his origins. In the Legend Of Hei, we see him portrayed as a child, assuming for comedic purposes and to bond with the MC Hei.

3.2) If LMK wanted to portray Nezha as a child like his appearances in Journey To The West, and the Fengshen Yanyi (?), you must understand then his design and personality would've been portrayed more childish or at the very least a mixture of mature and childish. We can see this by comparing LMK Nezha and TLOH Nezha = both are stern but where one acts, looks and often shows childish traits, the other acts like an exhausted 25 year old who needs therapy. LMK HAS made children in the past, as we've seen with the Lady Bone Demon's Host and in season 1 a few kids here and there as background characters. If the show wanted Nezha to be a child, I'm certain they would've given him a similar model.

4) If in the instance that, let's say, the god known as Nezha was a child, and LMK Nezha is an adult, you SHOULD separate fiction from religion. Do keep in mind that Sun Wukong is still very much worshipped, however, I have seen fans, in and outside of LMK, who have written heavy NSFW and simped for him. A god is not the same as a fictional character, because by that logic we shouldn't be simping much less writing NSFW of Wukong either, given his story in JTTW where he becomes a Buddha.

5) I do not like proshipping much like any sane person. I also HATE aging up minors in fiction just for something like self shipping or to write nsfw. I have been in fandoms before this one: Jujutsu Kaisen, Tokyo Revengers, and My Hero Academia specifically, and it makes me uncomfortable seeing porn written of actual minors with excuse of them being aged up. I'm not so hypocritical I'd dare to want to do the same, not when I'm uncomfortable with anyone else doing it. If LMK Nezha was a minor, and there were sources to even prove as well within the series he's a child, then obviously, I would NOT be shipping myself with him, much less write romantic/nsfw content with him. I'm an adult, and I don't feel comfortable with minors in general, so why would I want to write romantic content about a FICTIONAL minor??

If you can find any source that proves me wrong, I'd like for you to do so. But until then, you, and everyone else who still wants to entertain Nezha's age; please stop.

I get it. Some of you like to headcanon him as a child so as such, seeing content with him as romantic or nsfw is uncomfortable. I understand, I do; I headcanon Mei as an aroace lesbian so sometimes it's uncomfortable finding any kind of content with her being paired with others. I do understand where you're coming from with your discomfort.

But I feel like, considering season 5 and hopefully if there's a season 6, the whole thing is just dust now. S3 must've been released in 2022, so it's been nearly two years since Nezha's appearance in the show. People headcanon he's a child, and people prefer to like the confirmation he's an adult. We get it, that's what fandoms are, different views etc.

But calling people proshippers or creepy or pedophiles for not adhering to YOUR headcanons is not only fucking stupid, it's just hilarious and way too old, AND just...boring. Especially considering I feel uncomfortable around minors and hate proshipping with a passion. There's genuinely nothing wrong with liking a headcanon, but if someone likes something that isn't problematic and doesn't adhere to your preference, I think you need to breathe a bit.

I was saving this off for last however, you hit the nail on the coffin with this. There is a literal document talking about the disgusting actions of DynamicSimp. If you still choose to like them that's fine, but forgive me for pointing out how hypocritical it is for you to bring up the person who purposely shared porn with minors to someone who avoids minors like they're the rat plague of the Middle Ages. 🤔

"you talk about DynamicSimp but you're doing worst"

Do you mean writing porn for a character who is confirmed to be an adult? Do you mean ensuring that my 18+ blog isn't found by minors and if it is I'll block them? Do you mean supporting someone who's harassed others about Nezha's age?? Do you mean being an absolute creep around children?? Do you mean breaking the boundaries where people have clearly expressed discomfort? Do you mean romanticizing abuse amongst other things for an au clearly being consumed by minors with no regards or wellbeings?

I wonder who's the worst. Me, the adult who only recently turned 18 and has limited his interaction with minors outside of family members, or the however old they are person who has a literal document and their victims speaking up about their actions, and who to my current knowledge has not spoken up about this and is still posting and carrying on without a care in the world?

Well zoinks Scoob, guess we're not making outta this one alive 😟

Edit: .....*disappointed sighs* I think some people really oughta chill out in my comments. Anon, I blame this on you 😭 why did you bring this here holy fucking shit dawg.

Alright. Alright uh.

Okay, so while I do appreciate being told the reasons as to WHY Nezha was "aged up", because a writer wanted to justify shipping Wukong and Nezha...I feel like the entire, "ah, but this says, and that says here-" about Nezha's age is just ridiculous at this point.

Yes, I understand, this is justifiably weird.

However.

Has anyone else refuted Nezha's age?? And I mean the canon show writers? Has anyone working on Lego Monkie Kid made a statement saying: "This person is disgusting, LMK Nezha is a child." Because, respectfully, unless canon sources provide information on it, I'm not going off based on the fandom opinions.

I'm not happy I have to edit this post to add this, much less try to explain anything, but, oh well.

1) "Ali, you're just trying to justify yourself and keep writing for a child." Listen. I've been groomed and dealt with fucking weirdos my entire life. Trust me when I say whenever I hear about proshipping it SICKENS me to the core. I HATE proshipping. I don't care what the excuse is, proshipping is disgusting.

I'm not mentioning the interesting fellows in my comments because it's pointless and honestly to make drama over this is stupid. But I was given some context to understand where they're coming from, and I do in fact appreciate it. Justifiably I don't blame them for their annoyance/disgust towards the writer Sarah (?).

What I will say though; typically in a situation like this, I'm certain someone in the team would've made a statement about this to explain that the writer is wrong. I'd assume at least one writer, someone OFFICIALLY on the team would've denied this proclamation of Nezha being an adult. I have not seen ANYTHING that says the show denies Nezha being an adult.

2) My friend, who was also in the comments (hi), is a native Chinese and a Buddhist for six years. I also have another friend who I'm not mentioning but ALSO is Chinese and WORSHIPS Nezha. They have more knowledge than someone like me does have on this matter, and I find it really odd how people immediately cite wiki and website sources to say, "Nezha is an eternal child!", and, "No where else says Nezha is an adult."

As I've said. If there are sources including the staff from Lego Monkie Kid that claims Nezha is a child, then I am more than willing to delete any content I've made with him. Full honesty, I have no intention of keeping any content with canon, confirmed minors on my blog.

But not only have I found anything that says the official story writers deny Nezha's an adult, but my friends, who are again, both Daoist and native Chinese, are aware that he ISN'T an eternal child.

If you are Daoist and/or worship Nezha, then by all means you can tell me that what I'm doing is wrong and correct me about Nezha's age. I'm willing to listen. If you also find information where the writers claim Saraha is wrong for her statement, provide it. I'm a person that likes reasoning, and I'm willing to see reason.

3) "Ali, you're not gonna see reason you're just trying to defend yourself again-"

Okay, backstory time: last year when I joined LMK, when I myself was a minor, I thought it was okay to write nsfw content for the character who was Lady Bone Demon's Host. My friends at the time did not tell me what I was doing was bad, so of course I kept it up, until someone pointed out that Bai He (fan name) is actually a minor in the show and was also confirmed by the show's producers. I felt so disgusted about it I deleted all my posts made on my old AO3 about her (which is faeriicrafts and still up surprisingly) and offered a sincere apology to the fandom about writing nsfw content for her. I changed and learned, and now I feel grossly uncomfortable seeing anyone writing nsfw for her despite the canon confirmations.

Justifiably, if more information about Nezha is released within Lego Monkie Kid, of which it's confirmed he's a child, I am more than eager to delete everything I've written about him, and even apologize again for writing nsfw with a minor.

To be honest, I just feel uncomfortable with the comments who are denying actual Daoists for the sake of; "I've done my research, no other sources has said Nezha is an adult, you're lying about worshipping him!!"

It's uncomfortable and really off-putting how you can tell someone that about their religion. Yes, this is for you specifically, that one commenter who jumped in and on my friend. Even if she has long since stopped worshipping Nezha, she very much did once. And I've gone to actual Daoists to ask more information about Nezha and the religion in general, who has in fact confirmed Nezha isn't just a child. I get that this is the internet, people can lie about anything. But it's still uncomfortable, solely because had anyone else claimed they're Daoist or ex Daoist and agreed with your opinion, you wouldn't have said that.

I'll reopen my comments within a few minutes, but don't be a disrespectful cunt. And can you maybe not deny someone about their religion? Even if you don't believe them, that's genuinely not an excuse. Because I know damn well, had she agreed with your statement, you wouldn't have pulled that.

Gods. I can't say I'm not surprised, but I'm just impressed about the lengths people will go for something.

Anyways, I've said my piece. If official show writers (because my Daoist friends have already told me what I needed to know) claim Nezha is a child, I'll delete my stuff with him. If not, then I'm not stopping posting Nezha content.

Toodles.

[itsabouttimex2]

i do like definitions!! i do!!! i AM a definition reader!!!! (<- guy who just read through the yandere bullfam bot)

Honestly, it makes my day that you guys read my definitions! I’m really glad I left them as public view- it’s fun to know that people read my stuff, even on other sites!

Also: yandere meme drop!

[serv-fanart]

Requests from twitter ! Most of these were drawn in december (12/24) but some are from this month (1/25) <3

Also I've been getting into murder sims more recently.... so that might appear more on this account... esp Will Curtis and R3n Hana...

[All sus requests are on my nfsw tw!tter SERV_Nightmares]

[boonalina]

LMK Successor AU fic cover art:

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Concept draft:

What's this AU about?

Q&A:

What is the Successor AU? -An alternate universe where Mei and Mk were born in the same era that Redson was. -Macaque raised Mei, Wukong raised Mk, and Nezha raised Redson. -Story has shadowpeach implications in it. Don't like? Don't read.

What are the changes to this universe? -Shapeshifting and glamour don't exist. Hence why Macaque can't hide his eye or his ears. -Macaque was on the Journey to the West with Wukong -Wukong never killed Macaque in this AU -And other changes, but for the most part, it's the same.

When and Where does it take place? -The story takes place around 95 years after the journey to the west ended. So it takes place in like ancient times. -Takes place in China (supposedly, I mean, I'm assuming the JTTW took place in China.)

Why did Macaque, Wukong, and Nezha raise those three? -I can't answer for Macaque and Mei cuz that's a spoiler. -Nuwa created and gave Mk's stone egg to Wukong as a sort of challenge to see if he could raise a child. (There's more detail to it but that'd be a spoiler.) -Nezha is the god of children, so he took it upon himself to take responsibility for Redson after Princess Iron Fan was put in jail. He calls himself Redson's "older brother."

What's the story summary? -Basically, I just wanted to create a possessive Wukong AU. Most of the story is basically a game of hide and seek. Where, over the years, Wukong tries to find Macaque but keeps just missing him. Redson finds Mk stuck on Flower Fruit Mountain and they bond over time. Mei eventually finds Redson and Mk while she was on her own journey. Read the story to find out what happens!

[yanderes-galore]

cna i get a lmk yandere ne zha romantic concept?

Sure! Wish he got more screen time.... (I did not know Season 5 existed when I wrote this, so maybe things changed-)

Yandere! Ne Zha Concept

Pairing: Romantic

Possible Trigger Warnings: Gender-Neutral Darling, Obsession, Overprotective behavior, Jealousy, Violence, Stalking, Manipulation, Arson/Potential murder mention (?), Isolation, Kidnapping, Dubious relationship.

Based on what I've seen of Ne Zha, he seems like he'd be overly stern and serious.

He's responsible Celestial who's occasionally temperamental.

He takes his role as a guard seriously and often stands by such a role.

Which makes me think... Would he protect his obsession with such dedication?

Most likely.

A fellow Celestial obsession would be the easiest for him.

But I personally enjoy the turmoil and conflict he'd experience if his obsession was a mortal or demon not in the realm.

You could even just be a human who's friends with MK.

Only to have a Celestial completely enamored by you and your nature.

He takes everything very seriously with you.

He's conflicted with his feelings at first yet defends you with his life.

He'd give his obsession too many rules.

He'd scold you on safety and never take his eyes off you.

He acts like a guardian to you.

He's used to guarding, actually.

I don't doubt Ne Zha would get jealous.

He'd just try to find some way to justify it.

Ne Zha is another yandere who thinks he's meant to be perfect.

He has a feeling his obsession is wrong... that his feelings are wrong...

Yet this lucidity doesn't appear to be enough to leave you alone.

I imagine even in the Celestial Realm he finds a way to keep an eye on you (easier if you're a Celestial, requires less magical means).

Ne Zha tries to deal with his feelings by deeming himself your protector.

It's familiar... something he knows...

Unlike the darkness of his obsession that is so foreign and... unnerving.

Ne Zha may actually be a little... intimidated by his feelings.

He's aware they aren't pure.

He's lucid enough to know that.

Yet it doesn't stop him from... yearning.

He really does seem like a yandere who'd be overly involved in his obsession's life whenever he can.

Like, you could be talking to someone and he's not far behind giving a disapproving glare.

I imagine he comes off as controlling due to his nature.

But for the most part he starts your bond as just a protective Celestial guardian.

He treats his obsession with as much care as he would any magical item.

He's strong enough to do such a thing, too.

He normally never leaves his post.

Yet he can't help himself when he could be talking to you.

You just make him smile... you relax him.

Seeing you smile when speaking with him is euphoric.

Ne Zha is known to sacrifice anything for those he cares for.

He uses such dedication to alleviate his feelings and stays close to you.

Ne Zha still guards the Celestial Realm, but as his obsession with you grows, he spends more and more time with you.

Celestial Realm... Mortal realm... doesn't matter to him.

He just wants to see you.

His feelings make him fall into a bodyguard realm most of the time.

He isn't quite sure how to deal with his romantic feelings most of the time.

So he mostly just never parts from your side.

He's actually a bit prude until he realizes how much he enjoys... contact.

The moment he gets some sort of hug, hand holding, pat on the back, kiss, etc...

Well now he's hooked.

He has a hard time understanding why he likes you so much at first.

But soon he learns and decides he just... can't let you go.

Once he realizes he likes you romantically, no doubt due to you accidentally giving him affection to be friendly... he's always around.

He doesn't let you have any distance from him.

Many may comment on the fact that he seems overprotective.

Such accusations are often met with Ne Zha glaring at said person... proving their point.

Ne Zha protects you because he loves you.

To him, it doesn't matter how he does it.

He may usually refrain from it, but Ne Zha would do anything for you... including kill if necessary in his eyes.

He usually holds off due to him being somewhat lucid.

But it's a genuine possibility due to his temper.

In many ways he's similar to Red Son.

Although, while Red Son is possessive... Ne Zha is protective.

They're both temperamental and violent with pyromancy, yet for different reasons.

Like, Red Son would burn down the house of a rival because he doesn't want anyone else to share a connection like you and him have.

Meanwhile Ne Zha would do it for similar reasons, yet try to justify it as protecting you... making it seem like he knows the rival would've hurt you if he didn't step in.

Ne Zha would justify all of his behavior as him protecting you.

Why are you so worried, little lotus flower?

Trust him, he's come down from the Celestial Realm to protect you... to love you....

If he's hurt someone, he'll try to convince you it was necessary.

He acts like he knows best due to being a Celestial Guardian.

As most protective yanderes do, he'd use that to bring you back to his side...

Even if he's done something horrible.

He isolates you as his presence is oppressive.

He takes his time with you seriously.

He wants to be the person you turn to, for both protection and affection.

Eventually he may even insert himself into your home, vowing that he's there to watch over you.

You can't get him away from you even if you tried.

At some point he doesn't even want to return to the Celestial Realm.

Soon he may isolate you with himself at your home, or even drag you kicking and screaming with him to the Celestial Realm.

Will it cause issues? Perhaps...

He isn't going anywhere without you, though.

If you tried to leave him, he'd snap at you.

Don't you know how dangerous that is?

Aren't you aware that you need him?

He'll always be there for you... protecting you and kissing your skin whenever you need.

Ne Zha doesn't care what it takes to keep you.

Sure, he may face consequences for burning those he feels could harm you... or for the blood on his clothes... or for the fact he has considered/succeeded in kidnapping you...

Yet Ne Zha has already vowed to do anything for you... because you're his and he's yours...

He doesn't care what happens to him as long as he can show you his devotion.

[obsessedyangirl]

Random disclaimer!: Meat and Eyes staring directly at you :)

Here is your beautiful Loutus Prince, Nezha!~ I still can't make up my mind if he should be a romantic or platonic yandere...

Idk what to draw next... So yea :3

[weaverpop]

Considering Nezha's… uh… history… I feel the only way a yandere Nezha would keep his feelings so deeply repressed that when he inevitably explodes, it is… bad. So so Soooo bad. Nezha doesn't know how to deal with his emotions on a regular basis, and this is that times a hundred.

Oooh yeah. Nezha would absolutely go back into explosive mode. Especially if it got bad.

The thing is Nezha doesn’t do things in small increments when in comes to relationships. Either he’s all in or not at all. It’s why his relationship with Jing was so strained for so long. So when a yandere Nezha gets even slightly jealous, he tries to hide it… it builds na builds, until, like you said, it explodes.

As funny as ‘haha possessive Nezha’ is, he’d be genuinely dangerous to both strangers/enemies, and those he loves. Because suprise, it wouldn’t stop at mk! Its strongest, but Nezha’s obsession would slowly spread to his family and friends.

He’d hate when some rando flirted with either parents, and sends death glares until they flee. He’s silently looming behind Mei and Red as strangers either fanboy/girl or insult them. Doesn’t matter which. Even gets protective over Peng, outright threatening strangers who go at them. Even Mocha and the other kids get put under that umbrella.

All of this is genuinely bad because it starts to isolate him and the others, especially when it comes to the court. Since any suggestions about maybe controlling or charging the noodle gang end… badly for the celestial who’d dare suggest such a thing.

His family and friends notice, of course. Jing in particular. They try to talk to him about it, and if it’s caught early maybe it even helps… but if it’s already too far along? Yeah no.

(You know, that ‘tower’ would be quite useful for containing loved ones who don’t know what’s good for them. I mean, he’s just trying to protect them.)

[yanderelmk]

It's my birthday today 😊🎂

How do various yanderes celebrate their darling's birthday?

~💜💫

Oh my gosh happy birthday!! :D For the sake of not running out of space Imma group this together: ☀️MONKEY MEN🌑: They tried to make you a birthday cake...thing is neither of them know how to bake. They had to set their bitterness aside (or- well, they tried to) and the result was Wukong trying to distract you while Macaque scrambled around trying to find you something, even sending out his clones so he could sweep multiple stores at once (while pocketing a few shiny things for himself b/c mfer is a magpie). 🚦TRAFFIC LIGHT TRIO🚦: Mei got you a gift weeks in advance, she stays on top of birthdays. Same for Red Son! MK however didn't remember until the night before because ADHD is a bitch, but he likely ended up drawing a bunch of pictures of you, him, Red Son, and Mei. Mei also has a cake ready b/c she's The Best Ever. The trio's general vibe is just "BFFs 5ever because it's longer than 4" and everyone they care about is given the same treatment. 📖FREE NOODLES🍜: Pigsy is gonna be cookin' up a whole-ass STORM!! All of your favorite foods will be made, and breakfast is definitely served in bed. Dinner's gonna be a whole feast with the cake made extra special. Tang's the type of guy that follows "It's your birthday, so whatever you say goes!" He'll be fully open to trying out something new, and his gift is going to relate to a really niche subject that he knows you absolutely adore. It's likely he's done research to make sure he got the gift just right! 🕷️SPIDER DEMONS🕸️: These four are so wild it's funny. Spider Queen probably used her silk to make you a really fancy outfit, Syntax (who had your birthday set up as a reminder on his phone) probably is gonna give you some kind of drone that can help you out with mundane stuff (you get to name it). Goliath tried to make something, but whatever it is it's gonna be messy...he did his best. Huntsman? Deadass he probably went to go hunt your favorite animal so he could stuff it. If your favorite animal isn't in the area or it's a fictional one catch this extra-ass motherfucker carving a big-ass statue of it.

They had these gifts prepared. They knew your birthday was coming. They still all forgot until the actual day/the night before, for various reasons. Hey, at least the gifts are well-made. ☠️BONE DUO👻: Both the Lady Bone Demon and the Mayor are going to appear on your doorstep at midnight. They have a full day planned with ways to celebrate your birthday and 'no' is not an option. You will be spoiled!! The Mayor's got enough money to take you out in style, probably in his limo to fancy restaurants, most likely one of those rotating ones. The gifts will be exactly what you need, even if you didn't know you needed it yet. Even if it seems odd at first, best to just go along with it. 🪷CELESTIAL SQUAD🌙: Chang'e has a gigantic cake prepared, most likely one layer for each year of your life. She's been working on this for forever!! Nezha helped her prepare a big party on the moon for you. Both of them are likely to gift you presents of Celestial origins (blessed jewelry that protects you from demonic possession, or a very rare book). They might have lost count of their own ages, but they understand how important birthdays are to some people. 🦁THE🐘BROTHERHOOD🦅: They're completely unfamiliar with how mortals celebrate birthdays, but they're going to do their best. Cake? OK sure they can make one (it looks god awful). Presents? Surely any mortal would appreciate dangerous weapons and armor (it's horribly wrapped)! With the whole "listen to the birthday person" thing they might take it too literally. Like if you say "Let's hit the road" they are going to demolish that goddamn road b/c you said to and are the birthday person. Your wishes must be followed. They're trying they really are.

[newkatzkafe2023]

I'm very liked the idea of a selkie fem reader, (in one of your previous posts) and I would be curious to know how events would have unfolded if the Monkey Kings and the Destined One was a yandere, especially considering that in the original scenario their actions were already questionable (with hiding the reader's sealskin)

Ok First Yandere of the month let's do this🥰

(Lmk Wukong) Squealed so hard he could have died, with how he saw you innocently bouncing across the beach. Wukong was immediately smitten and cooed and cuddle a confused looking you, He would gush over you and spoil you with treats and cuddles your bright eyes looking at everything in wonder. Wukong after looking through a bunch of scrolls learned about your species and how to keep you around. Wukong used your love of water against you as he stripped you of your skin, while you played in a kitty pool but when it's time for you to go home. You couldn't find your skin anywhere you squealed and looked around, Wukong gave you a shoulder shrug as he didn't know where your skin was either. You had stayed in that kitty pool being alot more quiet then before, though Wukong would find ways to cheer you up, despite having your skin under lock and key in his horder stash.

(HIB Wukong) He at first thought he was on a state of madness when he saw a chubby monkey seal hybrid bounce across the beach he went to, but here we are. Though you had shown to be friendly, social, and rather childish, he still wasn't sure what your aim was. Though you both share a love of fried fish, he felt your chubby thighs and tummy flip a switch in his brain. He had to find a way to keep you around, so after doing some research on you and your folklore species, he stole your skin and kelp it hidden ever since having it locked away. A year later, you had a bunch cubs with Wukong, but you don't pay attention to much anymore, often missing the water as your husband Wukong would try to distract you with fish, family, and fun.

(NR Wukong) THEIR'S A HOT DUMMY THICC LADY LEFT UNSUPERVISED ON THE BEACH, MUST BE HIS LUCKY DAY🥵🤤😍!!!!!!! Wukong became a Heat seeking missile when he headed off to woo you. You were eating some fish when you noticed a monkey coming over chirping at you, which made you have a cute confused look on your face. Wukong would come by everyday to woo you with treats, and cuddles he was warm and soft and made you smile. Wukong also took this time to learn about you and your Species, and use that knowledge not only to woo you but against you. Wukong was able to hide your skin before having a rather steaming night with you. When you tried to find your skin the next morning, you found that it was totally missing and what's worse Wukong behaved like he was confused as well. Since then you lived with Wukong but had became Withdrawn from him drinking funny drinks and missing your home, and whenever he pulled you out of your newfound shell, you would go back at the end of the day. Wukong hopes this won't affect your marriage together.

(MKR Wukong) He had a mini heart attack at your appearance and cheery behavior as you bounced adorably after him. Wukong had felt serious protective over you and would savagely attack or kill anything or anyone who could be a threat to you. You were so chubby and adorable, and you had become sort of a mother figure for fruity. When Wukong noticed that's when he made the decision to keep you on land with him forever, and learning about your kind from the monkey he decided to take your skin and hid it in pigsy's stuff until he got back from flower fruit mountain. Ever since you found that you can't get back home, you had become rather aggressive and irritable, often biting Sandy, pigsy and sometimes the monk. Wukong only hopes you would lighten up when you both start your married life together.

(Netflix Wukong) You were the most interesting creature he's ever come across. You were an adorable monkey seal hybrid that bounced around with shiny happy eyes, and Wukong admittedly gushed over you. He had absolutely no clue on what you were until dragons king took it upon himself to tell him that your a selkie. When he asked around his village for more info he used it to better his relationship with you, and make you happy to spend time with him. He would even show off to you especially in power and strength but soon you would have to go back to the water. Fearing of being alone again he found out that in order to keep you around, he took your skin and hid it in Lin's house. You looked everywhere for it but it never turned up, so when Wukong had you guys get married. You had become irritated and harsh with the presence others and would start ignore them. Wukong always works to brighten your day until you bit him when he got annoying.

(Oh boi☹️)

(BMW Wukong) He immediately likes you and definitely wants you, you were just so cute minding your damn businesse all by yourself. You just so cute and Wukong flew over chirping at you while you squeak back at him and it was love at first sight. Wukong would go and comeback with bigger and better fish for you to eat, while you would show him shells and other idems you found. Wukong knew you would have to go back to the water upon learning about your species, so learning that you can't go to the water without your skin he took it away and left it to be hidden by his kin. After seeing that you couldn't find your skin or return home, you had become a bit of a recluse often sleeping and eating alone and whenever Wukong noticed he would go to woo you until you pay attention to him again.

(Destined one) He's the one I definitely feel would know what you are in advance already. I mean he's ran into some really unusual creatures but he doesn't know any that is as cute as you, squeaking at him inviting him to play with you. You were oddly friendly and the destined one was immediately worried that you would be taken advantage of, so he made sure to protect you. You would often snuggle and Eskimo kiss him as you had grown accustomed to his face, until one day you had disappeared for a while. Making the destined one extremely worried and after about a mouth you can back from visiting your underwater troop for feeding season. The Destined one Tackled and hugged you as you Squeak and lick him, He never wanted to experience that again.So he took your skin away for safe keeping. He wouldn't give it back no matter how much you begged, or pleaded, or cried out to him the destined one wouldn't say a word about your skin. So you both got married(woooo😒) you had become quiet since then not showing to much enthusiasm in anything, and just went with whatever D.O wanted. He had made sure to keep an eye on your mental health as well🤕😥.

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random funny (yandere?)nezha x reader headcanon

talkin to a friend rn about the nezha pic i’m workin on and i started complaining to her about shading and how actually fucked up shading should be within the celestial realm-----

LIKE imagine the reader is gettin mocked for their looks by another human and a pissed off nezha brings said mortal to the celestial realm for EVEN JUST A BIT. he essentially places them in an area that is just fucking FILLED with any surface that can reflect the realm’s pure light and basically tries to blind them, or even succeeds-

Nezha then just simply goes: “If you can’t see their beauty, then you don’t deserve your vision. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯”

even better if he also adds other lines like

“You do realize the gods did not give you eyes to view my lover in such a little light, right?”

“You can see why I brought you here, right? Oh wait, you can’t.”

IDK WHY THIS IS NOW SET IN MY BRAIN I JUST FIND IT FUNNY WITH HOW BRIGHT THE REALM IS LIKE- HAVE YOU SEEN THAT SHIT AND EVER QUESTIONED HOW MUCH LIGHT IS BEING REFLECTED WITH THE STRUCTURAL MATERIALS I-

LIKE I KNOW IT TECHNICALLY MAKES NO SENSE AND MORE THAN THE BULLY WOULD BE AFFECTED BUT LIKE

WHY AM I IMAGINING NEZHA IN SUNGLASSES NOW

IT EVEN GOES SO WELL WITH THE SPECIAL STRANGER CAP

wait

JADE EMPEROR WITH SUNGLASSES I’M CRYING-

MY BRAIN

[itsabouttimex2]

[newkatzkafe2023]

THIS IS EVEN BETTER THEN I HOPE!!!🤩🤩🤩

Check out the ballads of sun wukongs along with my mutual friends Alex's fan arts😉😉😉

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Excerpt from Chapter 18 of my LMK Successor AU

(The Lotus distracts the Sun)

(The green stone in Nezha's hand is the Invisibility Jade. Also just realized I spelled his name wrong in the panel 🤦🏼‍♀️)