#lmaoooooooooo

[quendis]

this is the funniest possible answer; i had a foot of my ileum (the final section of the small intestine) removed when i was 17, and i expect to lose more of it later in life. so like,, i'm fine. or at least i sure fuckin' hope so

uh oh! one of your organs has mysteriously vanished! Spin this wheel to find out which one!

[mistressemmedi]

Pierre: "No power"

Engineer: "You're fine"

Pierre: "N̵͉͕̙̮͈͎̦͚̺̰̭̺̘̉̔ͅƠ̵̢̧͖͕̳̣͕̘̰ͅͅ ̴̯̳̺͕̿̚P̸̧͈̟̺̩͚̤̠̹̻̫͒̊͛̋̅͋̓̆͂̿̍̀̈͘Ơ̸̡̢͎̳̥̣̺̤͇̼̠̗̗̑̎͊̀́͒̽͑̈́͠͝͠Ẁ̵̟̲͈͚̥̯̬̖̗͊̈̀̉̊́̈̆͘̕Ȩ̴̪̝͍͎̑̚ͅR̵̢̻͍̠͗̋̎̑̈́̀́͒̚̕͠"

*engine explodes*

[reigningm4x]

landonorris: 2024 dinner! and yes, the two your thinking about were sat as far away from each other as possible 🤣😁

[mydairpercabeth]

T as in Tartarus

[socialc1imb]

Well folks i dont really know how to explain this one I’ll be honest

Do NOT repost my art without asking.

[royalarchivist]

Cucurucho: To receive your prize, you must avoid dying for 5 minutes. They will try to kill you.

Phil: No mames, NO MAMES—

Cucurucho: Run.

After getting jumpscared by Cucuurcho, Phil is told he needs to accomplish one task to receive his QSMP Award: survive for 5 minutes against an old foe...

[assiraphales]

luffy n zoro r honestly such peas in a pod. ex demon pirate hunter n son of the devil raising hell together. they both take naps anywhere at anytime (including the middle of the street). big big dreams. one always asks for food the other always asks for drinks. if u gave them five minutes to collectively decide which way was south was they'd somehow end up in a hole in the ground. immovable object who would rather die than admit defeat in battle zoro and unstoppable force who hurls himself into everything headfirst luffy. the matching wicked grins when they're about to beat somebody's ass. both actively searching for danger / adventure. one hides his intelligence with silliness the other hides his silliness with toughness. & most importantly dumbasses who wuv each other <3

[gomzdrawfr]

Mood Swings

[thesketchystar]

oh, Moony, we're really in it this time...

potential future scene of my fic Mechanisms Of Destiny

[louisjude]

honestly ppl screaming and crying bloody murder over a humorous “shovel talk” scene is so fucking funny. these ppl cannot read the room. hen and karen are like buck’s honorary older sisters outside of maddie. they knew tommy beforehand so it makes it even funnier. pls take your whining elsewhere.

[mistressemmedi]

Carlos is deploying anti terrorism negotiation tactics hoping to convince Ferrari to box him

[rudegyaltune]

[floatingaimlessly333]

Teen!Alex: *walking around the house proudly in a hot pink t shirt with glitter covered words that say “In Dolly We Trust”*

Nik: dear god what is that thing?

Teen!Gaz: dad don’t be mean, It’s just alex

Teen!alex: :( y’all’s are mean!

Teen!Simon: I… Wh- WHY?!?!?

Teen!Gary *wearing a matching Dolly shirt with American flag jorts*: America, bitch

Teen!Simon: …

Teen!Simon: Dad, Alex and Roach have gone insane! Are you sure we can’t send them back?!?

[yuioquvl]

the unexpected and upcoming event (vld leaving netflix this year) that reawakened the beast in the cage (the fandom) that is now clawing its way out of it as we speak

[faunandfloraas]

Changbin and Han being like ✋️🤚 It Is Storytelling ✋️🤚 We Wanted A Bad Guy Romance Story ✋️🤚 For Fun!! ✋️🤚 But It Doesn't Represent Us ✋️🤚

[1-nexomon-a-day]

1/30/25 - Venefelis