#lmao this seems like a meme post but it’s not

[confusedgayscreeching]

Danny DeVito appreciation post

[feralnumberfive]

[everyfandom-girl]

Very Brief Guide to [tumblr], for Reddit refugees

Search up something you're interested in!

Follow a LOT of accounts from those search results. The more the merrier!

congragultangions!! endless content 👍

[r0semultiverse]

The Magnus Protocol 8 – Running on Empty memes

Credit me if you repost any of these.

[magentagalaxies]

lil nas x just put out a teaser video for his new album "dreamboy" featuring a conversation between a higher-version-of-himself (the titular "dreamboy") and himself lost at sea and at one point the conversation goes

dreamboy: "nas - it's time to remember who you really are..." [several images swirl around lil nas x's head, probably from upcoming music videos] lil nas x: (mystified) "wow... a faggot!"

and his delivery of that was just SO scott thompson in a kids in the hall sketch. like i need someone to make sure scott has seen this teaser my happiness depends on it. is scott also getting hyped about the new lil nas x album does he know someone please tell him

[dandp]

Ok was the cock shame post sent to them on twitter or are they just infiltrating our space because they needed more content

[mad-hunts]

i find it equal parts sad as well as kind of funny in a bad way that barton will literally make friends with quote unquote ' ordinary people ' who even show even an iota of interest in him and this is mostly because he is just so lonely all the time. but whenever they do, these poor people have no freaking idea what they're getting into whenever you become friends with barton because his kind of friendship is DEFINITELY not the typical kind... like, especially if he views you as one of his super close friends. because suddenly you will be barraged with calls at three am where barton will either be downright ugly crying into the phone over a absolutely horrific nightmare he had or he'll be like: ' hey, i need you to come over RIGHT NOW and not ask any questions ' and thinking that it's probably an emergency, his friend will probably go to his house in a panic, only to discover that no. barton is, in fact, NOT in an emergency and he actually seems surprised that they came. and he then proceeds to tell them that he asked them to come over because he just wanted to see them so bad that he felt like he was ' dying ' 💀

like are you being for real right now?? this man really doesn't have the best reputation when it comes to these things, after all, and he's just highkey such a pest in general istg. and i haven't even talked about the fact that barton purposefully embarrasses people he likes but not in a particularly malicious way. it's just in a VERY mortifying way like reaching his hand out to take theirs, then swinging it back and fourth whenever they are in like... a damn grocery store in public together and proclaiming to someone that passes by them ' hey, so this is my friend. aren't they like the coolest? i bet you're so jealous right now that they're my friend and not yours OOHHH, ' like... he is just setting them up to be stared at by people. it's so devious.

there is also the fact that barton will literally NOT allow them to fight their own battles sometimes because he will cut in if he sees someone is bothering them / threatening them and be like, ' hey friend, who's this prick? do you need me to deck them in the face? ' and he does it in such a way that you cannot even tell whether he's joking or not. like, he's certainly got some issues that he needs to work out, but he's also kind of hilarious sometimes? JSJSJ and he is strangely up to defending his friends from people which i suppose is... sort of funky fresh of him... despite him committing countless atrocities on the daily?? 🫠 idk, but the point i'm trying to make is, barton is highkey a menace even around these ' normal friends ' that he has a tendency of making and he shows his love for them in a very... unusual way, to say the least LOL. sooo yeah be prepared to feel like you're on a rollercoaster with him

[ladyseidr]

okay i've been having fun lately so! send me 🎨 for a pinterest board based on one of our dynamics! please specify said dynamic(s). feel free to request 1-3 in the same ask!! these can be any dynamic, not just romantic. these will obv be mutual-specific, so these boards will be separate from my character boards ( so that i can give them sections!! )

[spaceyflowers]

I posted 746 times in 2022

That's 746 more posts than 2021!

179 posts created (24%)

567 posts reblogged (76%)

Blogs I reblogged the most:

@ amayochew

@ uglytintedshades

@ hyaened

@ x-xsunlightx-x

@ wawataka

I tagged 744 of my posts in 2022

#reblog - 479 posts

#lookism - 432 posts

#viral hit - 96 posts

#fave - 72 posts

#lookism memes - 56 posts

#etc - 56 posts

#mp100 - 51 posts

#samuel seo - 47 posts

#jake kim - 41 posts

#answers - 38 posts

Longest Tag: 138 characters

#im guessing eugene once told him 'u should wash ur shirt' and cap guy shook his head and eugene just said '....okay.' and that was that 😭

My Top Posts in 2022:

#5

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#4

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#3

i miss whatever aesthetic this was that gun and goo had back then

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#2

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My #1 post of 2022

in today's big deal agenda episode, i present this

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Get your Tumblr 2022 Year in Review →

[tellie-vision-art]

Wanting more Priyaxel content but also knowing if I want it that badly I will have to make it myself bc it feels like no one actively ships it/makes content for it anymore 😭

I feel like a loser here in my corner hyped up over something no one else cares about and I’m kinda embarrassed about it 😩 like I have thoroughly convinced myself now that I am dumb for shipping it bc no one sees it like I do and people are perceiving me as weird and overdramatic about it 😔

[donghuamuqing]

Mental illness

[puppyeared]

ty everyone for the kind words!! heres the teamup of the century

flag design credit

filipina miku!! my mom helped me with her outfit ^_^

[godzexperiment]

I've kinda been following this blog from afar and Nix seems so chaotic lol. I love it. I'm a bit shy/nervous to attempt to interact though, especially because I'm a (dead) fandom and human blog. I think I'll just keep watching from afar, keep it up xD

Omg, obviously no pressure first off- like watch from afar if you want/feel free to like utilize anon for silly things when you want to if you do. Nothing wrong with that; mad respect for this sweet little send in especially since I know sending even this can be rough depending on the shyness,etc. (social anxiety in me typically has me making silly faces at the screen whenever I do anything.... finger guns can't save me but they can make me scream internally less when i hit up cool, lovely people) And yes Nix is super, duper chaotic it's sure not an personality he picked but it sure suits him (precious little chaotic disaster) lol. Also- I totally get that; ironically an vast reason I made Nix an whole main blog. Cuz I wanted to work on my rp social anxiety/maybe try cultivate some of the good old antics and vibing. Like sometimes the best fun in rp is just antics? I wanted to just have fun and love my silly passion project oc that's like years of love. So I will say- I am super adaptive; like (dead) fandom/human really doesn't seem much an issue on my end if that helps ease some shyness,etc. Bit of an soft spot even tbh since I've been in that spot plenty. But literally no rush, watch from afar just saying this to let you know I'm thankful for this message and that. If you do interact I would be stoked; in any capacity and just as !!!! I was reading this ask. <3

[seventh-district]

CW: vent post

[circumstanceworn]

𝐒𝐞𝐧𝐬𝐞𝐬 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐨𝐝𝐝𝐥𝐲 𝐬𝐩𝐞𝐜𝐢𝐟𝐢𝐜 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐜𝐚𝐧𝐨𝐧𝐬.

1. What does your muse smell like?

most of the time, he smells like soil with a vague hint of herbs, flowers, and dew. occasionally there’s a mix of oil and metal, but that’s only if he’s been playing around with a mechanical project.

2. What do your muse’s hands feel like?

quite soft. he’s got a couple callouses but they’re small and almost unnoticeable, oftentimes healing over because he gives them time to do so. his hands are his way of experiencing the world around him, so it’s important to him that nothing impedes that ability.

3. What does your muse usually eat in a day?

whatever's around the house. usually this is very basic, simple foods that are inexpensive and easy to prepare — a lot of sandwiches, soups, cereals, rice, that sort of thing. on occasion there's a splurge for something more interesting and more tasty, but that's largely based on whether the money is available or if there's something to celebrate, like someone's birthday or a holiday. other than that? a lot of coffee, at least 2-3 cups a day.

4. Does your muse have a good singing voice?

yes, actually, but it's rare for anyone but his plants to hear it. he's too shy to sing in front of people and really only does it when he gets wrapped up enough in his plant care that he forgets to worry that someone else might walk into the greenhouse and overhear him.

5. Does your muse have any bad habits or nervous ticks?

one could certainly argue that his coffee drinking has become a bad habit, with how many cups he has in a day. he also tends to slouch a bit. as far as nervous tics though, he has a lot of those. lots of fidgeting, especially playing with his sleeves, the end of his shirt, or any jewlery he might have on. he shifts his stance a lot, plays with his fingers, chews on his lip or the inside of his cheek, and, when it comes to conversation, he stammers, pauses often, and interjects with a lot of 'uhms.'

6. What does your muse usually look like / wear?

his hair is usually a bit ruffled and mildly unkempt, but otherwise he's very clean. his clothes are almost always a bit too big for him, but he takes comfort in that — especially in sweaters that are too large. his typical outfit consists of pants that are a size or two up, oftentimes jeans or sweatpants (but he'll wear anything that's comfortable), an oversized t-shirt of some sort, and a huge sweater on top of that — either a hoodie or a jumper. sometimes he'll opt for a long-sleeved shirt, but he prefers a good sweater. ultimately, his favourite clothing is based on comfort & softness, as well as how easily he can simply hide himself in it.

7. Is your muse affectionate? How much? How so?

yes, but with extreme selectivity. while he remains kind with most people unless given reason to not be, he has a great deal of distrust toward most. only those he trusts receive his genuine affection, and he has to trust them more or less implicitly. once someone holds his trust though, he is quite affectionate — how he displays it and how much he displays it depends a lot from person to person, however. by default with anyone he trusts, si-u takes no issue in touching, though he balances this on their preferences over his own. in most of these cases, he'll take their hand or grasp their arm when they're out walking, allowing them to lead the way, and easily engages in affectionate acts like hugging. with those he's especially close with, si-u can be almost clingy; he'll sit very close so as to feel their movements & take comfort in their presence, he'll hold onto them even if they're just sitting at home, he'll play with their fingers or the sleeves of their shirts, lean against them, hang off of them, etc. he's very touchy with those people he trusts with his life. another big show of affection of his that spans even to those who haven't fully gained his trust but are close to it comes in the form of gifts, usually that of plants. if he offers you one, whether you accept it or not, it means he likes you quite a bit.

8. What position does your muse sleep in?

fetal position, on his side with his arms and legs pulled toward his chest. he basically curls up into a ball. there's definitely an aspect of self-comforting that comes with this choice of sleeping position, and maybe it's simply because it's the way he's slept since he was very young, but it's the position he's most comfortable in.

9. Could you hear your muse in the hallway from another room?

no. si-u is very aware of the volume of his voice and actions and he's careful to ensure he's as quiet as possible while also being audible enough for those in the room to be able to hear him speak or, at the very least, know that he's there. he likes to be as unnoticeable as possible, but also hates to accidentally frighten those who enter the room without necessarily realizing he's there. much of this is habit from his younger years wherein being quieter meant he was less likely to be harrassed.

[misfitgirlwrites]

Lucifer Having A Crush On You/How Would He React?

I'm not biased, I'm not biased, I'm not biased, I'm not biased, I'M NOT--

It's time for my fictional love and life and all I hold dear in my daydreams. Bitches, bros, nonbinary hoes, and genderfluid fucks, I present to you the Big Dick in Charge

I may reference works that I've read and when I do I'll drop their @ and link to their story it is law that you read it if you read mine, I don't make the rules

CW: none, slightly angsty but nothing too intense!

Alright, doves, this is post-season one. Lucifer now resides in the hotel with everyone and is slowly adjusting to being graced with Alejandro's Alastor's presence every day.

Let's be honest, our baby pays attention but puts in minimal effort. Saying that the days went by in a blur would be an understatement. Even conversations would be forgotten after a few short moments. On to the next task. Full focus on this thing. Once that's done? Well onto the next task! No tasks? Free time to spend with Charlie!

Things would start slow, and to really interact, you'd most likely start to approach him first. Maybe you've spent long enough watching the blond anxiously bounce around the hotel and graciously give himself a bit too much for even the Big Boss of Hell.

A timid approach from you, offering to help with whatever he's currently doing. Maybe you make snacks for everyone in the hotel and hand him his personally :)

And so it begins! A greeting here, a greeting there, slightly awkward conversations that slowly start to feel less forced with the little information you learn about each other along the way.

It's...nice! Refreshing! Lucifer would be more excited than anything and talking to you would become a part of his regular routine without much thought on the matter. You'd occasionally be on his mind just a little more, and he'd start to seek you out himself too.

I know you're already seeking him out. Bitch I'M seeking him out.

Helping with chores around the hotel quickly turns into simply enjoying the other's company.

One day you gift him his very own ceramic duck! You could have paid for it from somewhere or made it yourself.

Either way, he'd fucking LOVE it! Honestly, if you decide to try your hand at making it, he'd love it even more with all the rough edges and little bumps (it was made out of love for my babies who never touched clay in their lives)

In response, please expect many gifts in return. I like to think it's been a while since he's gotten a genuine gift like this

(Bonus headcanon: Charlie will see this and will come to you the next day with a list of things she wants to gift him and you two are unofficially officially the Buy Lucifer Anything Duck-Themed duo)

Lucifer loves how you react when he gifts you your very own rubber duck. Your smile and happiness always seemed contagious to him. It only led to him making/getting you more things.

You will have a rubber duck collection by the end of this, but what can you really say? Each one of them is based on something you mentioned before. A movie character, a book character, a cartoon character, even friends or family members if they were mentioned. The gesture is way too sweet for you to turn down, even if it is the 30th duck you've received.

Now prepare for what I like to call the "get along t-shirt" phase but both parties are willing LMAO.

Lucifer will be by your side as long as you'll accept the company and if you're reading this and we brain the same, that will be all the time.

I love the GenZ!Reader memes and fics. Someone show this man bacon pancakes and if it was already done, SHOW ME.

Between his relationship with Charlie and with you, Lucifer actually feels the need and wants to be a little more present bit by bit. He notices that he is spending less time in his head, but he continues on in fear of fucking it up if he thinks too hard about it.

So instead he'll 100% focus on the little familiarity of happiness, as small as those moments may be sometimes. This is EXACTLY why the thought of him potentially feeling romantic interest again goes right over his head.

Who notices first, you ask? Charlie, of course. You slowly but surely became one of his main topics in conversation, it wasn't hard for her to pick up on it and ask.

Baby boy would straight up deny it at first. Him?? Liking someone else??? LMAO, am I right? Of course, after he does this, he'll have the time to actually pay attention to his actions.

So then he'll notice how excited he is every morning knowing that you'll be the first face he sees. He'll notice how he managed to fit you into any task he had to do. When he'd get lunch for himself and Charlie he'd have the automatic thought of making something for you as well. Even when the day was over, he'd be thinking about spending the next day with you. To be frank, you were constantly on his mind. 

Once he notices it's a big mental "fuck". Nothing about you is wrong of course, it's him, or so he thinks.

Let's start with the elephant in the room, or shall I say the ring on his finger lmao

In Lucifer's mind, he's still married technically. Even thinking about it in a technical term was a new development and it made him feel absolutely horrible. Lilith left, sure, but who knows what happened? Regardless of how he felt, he didn't want to hurt her.

But at the same time what about him? Lucifer hasn't been happy in a long time and he's finally building that again, not just with Charlie, but with you as well. He didn't want to just cut you out, he didn't want to hurt you either.

Plus, did you even like him? How would he even approach you? If he wanted to, even after thinking about everything.

Who was he kidding, of course, he still wanted you!

@liveontelevision *drops to my knees and bows* they worded it extremely well here and if you're reading this but you haven't read this already or you clicked the link then clicked back here, go back and read it. I don't care how long it is. Do the thing then come back.

Welcome back. It was good, wasn't it? I know.

The only awkward period for you two is the week-long contemplation of everything (half him attempting not to do what he always does when stressed but by the time he realizes he already made like 30 ducks--)

He would clearly go out of his way to either try and talk to you or avoid you. Or a cute mixture of both where he makes a scene approaching you, realizes he's not ready yet, then makes a scene so he can disappear *finger guns*

A little crisis here, a few little rubber ducks there, and a looooonnnggg conversation with Charlie and Maggie Vaggie.

Those are the ingredients to a semi-stable Lucifer with enough bravado to talk to you normally again.

He'd apologize for the times he basically pulled a Houdini in your face and he'd explain himself fully, all while also confessing his love for you.

It's choppy, it's fast-paced in some areas, and the poor blond was ready to disappear at any given moment, but that's what made it so real for you.

The weight that's lifted off of him couldn't be described, and neither could the joy that welled in him the moment he saw your beautiful smile and heard nothing but your acceptance and love.

What an emotional roller-coaster, am I right?

Lucifer Taglist: @alastorssimp @saints-wrapped-in-plastic @heart-of-the-morningstar

Requests are open! If you'd like to be tagged in future Lucifer or Hazbin Hotel content, please let me know! My asks and DMs are open to all!