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the-prophecy · 7 months ago
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Why is no one live blogging the match today :((
They are all playing scrabble lmao
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my-chemical-aromance · 2 years ago
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writing my boyfriend’s name in a heart on my wrist like a fuckin 12 year old girl
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drgnflyteabox · 18 days ago
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Fem!reader x 141
Honestly might be able to to something with the gross stuff I saw at the hardware store I used to work at (except make it hot and 141)
Imagine you're a cashier, the only one with early morning availability so you're there at 5:45am for the 6am start. It's always the worst kinds of contractors there: rude, tired, dirty, leering gazes and sexist comments
You're pretty sick of it, but you get paid a bit more than minimum wage and you're done by 11am so, you take it with a cheery smile and fast service
The 141 contracting company starts spending at your store. So much, in fact, that your manager personally takes you aside to mention just how much they do - nearly a million a year - and how no matter what, your job is to be nice and please them
Well, you can do that. You've dealt with crazy, awful old contractors screaming in your face about lumber prices at 6:30am more than once, heard them talking about your tit's or your ass right in front of you - you can handle it
Until the masked one comes in first and hes huge, dark hoodie and cargo pants hanging low on his hips. He hands you 3k in bills only there are bloodstains on them and he watches you closely the whole time you count them out
It's... not a first, but the look he gives you makes you shiver. Pale eyelashes, tall, intimidating
The second is nicer. Too nice, in fact. He charms you before you're even fully awake, and your shift goes by quickly thinking about that winning smile and the way he'd touched your fingers while he handed you a stack of bills... not to mention those soft brown eyes
The third is... intense, for 8am. He rolls on the balls of his feet, stares at you harder than the masked one. He offers to buy you a hot chocolate at the coffee shop next door and grins like you made a joke when you decline
Their boss is fucking dreamy. Even you have to admit it, trying not to look up at his mustached, frankly porno-esque face. He's huge, as tall as the others but thick, with a little pudge around his belly. He trudges in with thick workboots and a stained t shirt, pays for 24k worth of material with a lazy smile on his face like it's nothing
You might ask head cash to move you to the garden center after all...
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cometapollo · 10 months ago
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tmw all the exhaustion and the Horrors hit at the exact same time, so you fall into deep sleep and scare yourself awake like every 30 minutes
3 hours feels like 3 days help im afraid
my sense of time is so fucked rn
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lotus-pear · 3 months ago
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the dialogue choices in this game should be more diabolical
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lokh · 7 months ago
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note: i mean do you leave the oven door open, not whether you leave it turned on
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driftsart · 7 days ago
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Training
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Idk how I feel about this one but here anyways, lol. I'm still adjusting Optimus's design a little, sry if he keeps changing every now and then ;0
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sunlit-mess · 4 months ago
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DROP ANOTHER ART W SEBASTIAN AND MY LIFE IS YOUURS
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I actually have backlogs of sebastian sketches/doodles in my files...
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lav3nder-bees · 11 months ago
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happy february to them and absolutely nobody else
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luyo-mi · 1 year ago
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them
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fumifooms · 5 months ago
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gettinglitculttm · 4 months ago
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///IM COOKING? HELLO?????
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shreddeddescent · 3 months ago
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how raph's run goes after the disaster (prev) (next)
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padmesbox · 6 months ago
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Hangman Page birthday week → Day two: Favorite promo
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mildeleaf · 2 months ago
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Got distracted, drew some dragons, idk
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kennysdeadbody · 1 year ago
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theyre skipping class or smth
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