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Why is no one live blogging the match today :((
They are all playing scrabble lmao
#i was there too but my other phones battery died#and also they thought we’ll win against us 100%#Lmao KMS
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writing my boyfriend’s name in a heart on my wrist like a fuckin 12 year old girl
#true love is when ur totally insanely cringe#i love my stinky twinky#LMAO kms#anyway#love#this is mlm#gay#nblnb too#t4t also#queer#with a dash of heterosexual but in a gay way
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Fem!reader x 141
Honestly might be able to to something with the gross stuff I saw at the hardware store I used to work at (except make it hot and 141)
Imagine you're a cashier, the only one with early morning availability so you're there at 5:45am for the 6am start. It's always the worst kinds of contractors there: rude, tired, dirty, leering gazes and sexist comments
You're pretty sick of it, but you get paid a bit more than minimum wage and you're done by 11am so, you take it with a cheery smile and fast service
The 141 contracting company starts spending at your store. So much, in fact, that your manager personally takes you aside to mention just how much they do - nearly a million a year - and how no matter what, your job is to be nice and please them
Well, you can do that. You've dealt with crazy, awful old contractors screaming in your face about lumber prices at 6:30am more than once, heard them talking about your tit's or your ass right in front of you - you can handle it
Until the masked one comes in first and hes huge, dark hoodie and cargo pants hanging low on his hips. He hands you 3k in bills only there are bloodstains on them and he watches you closely the whole time you count them out
It's... not a first, but the look he gives you makes you shiver. Pale eyelashes, tall, intimidating
The second is nicer. Too nice, in fact. He charms you before you're even fully awake, and your shift goes by quickly thinking about that winning smile and the way he'd touched your fingers while he handed you a stack of bills... not to mention those soft brown eyes
The third is... intense, for 8am. He rolls on the balls of his feet, stares at you harder than the masked one. He offers to buy you a hot chocolate at the coffee shop next door and grins like you made a joke when you decline
Their boss is fucking dreamy. Even you have to admit it, trying not to look up at his mustached, frankly porno-esque face. He's huge, as tall as the others but thick, with a little pudge around his belly. He trudges in with thick workboots and a stained t shirt, pays for 24k worth of material with a lazy smile on his face like it's nothing
You might ask head cash to move you to the garden center after all...
#141 x reader#simon riley x reader#kyle garrick x reader#johnny mactavish x reader#john price x reader#based on a true story only i wanted to kms when i worked at that store#genuinely contractors are the worst most disgusting kinds of men#so this is healing <3#imagining a nice contractor#lmao#i used to work 6 - 11 am#also this is so lazy#pls forgive me for how lZy it is#lazy*#idk#hehe#drgnfly writes#im trying to use my brain its so hard#anyway john takes u out on a date makes them all jealous#or maybe gaz charms ur pants off#U PICK
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tmw all the exhaustion and the Horrors hit at the exact same time, so you fall into deep sleep and scare yourself awake like every 30 minutes
3 hours feels like 3 days help im afraid
my sense of time is so fucked rn
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the dialogue choices in this game should be more diabolical
#i love akechi but i sometimes i wish you could bully him like no matter which dialogue u pick it sounds like ur flirting back w him#“i'm going to be completely honest with you. i've always hated you” why can't u say smt unserious back#like “sorry i have a snatched waist and correct opinions on everything.” or like “ur loss lmao”#hate playing darts with this bitch bc i play on a steamdeck and i don't have a fucking gyroscope so like#it's trying to replicate how the joycons or pro controller would throw AND ITS SUCKS SO BAD#like i just see akechi get a hat trick every single fucking time with three bulls in a row and meanwhile im struggling to line the thing up#and then after u finish he's like “hmm i see. that's an interesting way to play it” WHAT THE FUCK THERES LITERALLY NO STRATEGY HERE SMARTAS#I JUST MISSED. IM NOT STRATEGIZING. THERES NOTHING “INTERESTING” ABOUT IT.#i hate going to penguin snipers so much i hope i can get this stupid game on switch so i can actually rank up akechi's baton pass#and not waste like 1000 yen every night bc i refuse to not let a party member be on rank 3#akechi fuck yourself why can't we play 501 like we do with everyone else. why do u have to make everything abt this stupid rivalry#im gonna kms i hate akeci and i hate darts#persona 5#persona 5 royal#p5#p5r#goro akechi#ren amamiya#akira kurusu#shuake#akeshu#lotus draws
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note: i mean do you leave the oven door open, not whether you leave it turned on
#i dont know what factors could possibly lead to a 'depends' answer#oh. maybe smell idk. but hey thats why this is a poll#poll#if im about to find out theres a reason youre not supposed to leave it open im gonna kms LMAO#DARN i knew i forgot something. oven door
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Training
Idk how I feel about this one but here anyways, lol. I'm still adjusting Optimus's design a little, sry if he keeps changing every now and then ;0
#transformers#au#optimus#megop#megatron x optimus prime#redesign#autobots#decepticons#art#character design#robot#mecha#maccadam#digitalart#fanon#fanart#scifi#long time since i doodled him#Jayvik got to me way too much lol (its still taking over my brain)#i accidentally blurred my signature lmao guys ignore it im gonna kms/j
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DROP ANOTHER ART W SEBASTIAN AND MY LIFE IS YOUURS
I actually have backlogs of sebastian sketches/doodles in my files...
#messyr#i just gotta draw em fr LMAO#searchlights party got me gripping my mouse HARD.#if not the searchlights- IT'S THE DOOR 100 ANGLERS KMS#oR THE ' MUSIC ' THAT TRIGGERS A BEEP#like pls just another win cmon JUST A LIL SOLO WIN AS A TREAT#roblox#pressure
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happy february to them and absolutely nobody else
#fairy tail#fairy tail fraxus#fraxus#fairy tail laxus#fairy tail freed#laxus dreyar#freed justine#fairy tail fanart#i am SO embarrassed to post this#freya if youre reading this look away#only sketches bc im super burnt out#i WANTED to add mira to this but only remembered halfway through#this was also meant to be for valentines day but took me longer than expected#can you tell when i got tired lmao#also that sleeping one.. i just KNOW freed's hair gets everywhere#realistically he probably has to plait it otherwise he wakes up w a rats nest#<- from someone who used to have very long hair#i love my cringe gay fanart#raijin tribe art may be coming bc the tism is getting to me#uuughhh im so embarrassed gonna go kms now
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them
#obey me#obey me lucifer#obey me mammon#obey me leviathan#obey me satan#obey me asmodeus#obey me beelzebub#obey me belphegor#obey me solomon#IS this steampunk?? bc I could not find ANY like actual references for steampunk#you can see how the 'steampunk' part slowly vanishes with each outfit lmao#Solomons here to make it even so I didn't really try on his outfit rip wizard man#my fav tho are Asmo and the twins and maybe satan#once again drawing lucifer an outfit made me want to kms tehe
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#Private shy man Chilchuck Tims™️ opening up his family to coworker aka the very most private and precious sphere of his life. Opening up his#heart fr… They’re blushing so hard what 😭 there are other ppl in the room be normal#“He sold out his family!” that’s right Izutsumi#Marcille’s head racing at 200 km/h rn#Marchil#marcille donato#chilchuck tims#spoilers#dungeon meshi manga spoilers#Dungeon meshi spoilers#Jic: edited second pic to fit better for the format. Panels aren’t right next to each other in og page#Love story for the ages#I just find it funny n weird how dramatic they are in that scene#I mean ofc dramatic aggrandizing Marcille would be dramatic about it. And this is Chilchuck w his personal life so ofc he’s dramatic af#Could never possibly mention his hometown name or age after all no no no way too personal. Lmao#The blushing……………#Dungeon meshi#Marcille understanding the weight of what he just said bc she knows him and omg……….#Their reaction being bc they understand the underlying jeaning n message of it i’m just saying…..#Chil accepting he’s an open book for her <3
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///IM COOKING? HELLO?????
#munpost#forgivemenot au#cotl lamb#cult of the lamb#cotl#cotl dating sim#LMAO im going to kms over this
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how raph's run goes after the disaster (prev) (next)
#tmnt au#tmnt iteration#tmnt#tmnt raphael#tmnt casey jones#shredded descent#art#casey#raph#full disclosure i actually kind of hate this but ive been staring at it for almost 2 weeks so i need it gone#i might skip past the classic fight if i continue it cuz like. you know how this always goes anyway lmao#just cuz.........im not good at draw fight and hhhhhhhhh#again hate it#mainly doing it to be like. listen tHAT was the day raph was having when he meets casey#if i have the drive ill do the good post fight conversation and hopefully not wanna kms#totally a thing i could post the fic itself of but. gets tooooo suggestive for yall i think
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Hangman Page birthday week → Day two: Favorite promo
#hangmanpagebirthdayweek#aewedit#wrestlingedit#hangman adam page#adam page#hangman page#aew#my gif#all of these are big as hell like i had to trim a lot i wanna kms they looked so perfect but tumblr is a little bitch#ig it's also my fault for thinking of this format of only two gifs per promo lmao but no we'll blame tumblr#anyway so here's day two#presented in no particular order btw.. ig just in order of how they popped into my head lol#thank u for being born and all of that ily 🫂❤️
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Got distracted, drew some dragons, idk
#its too late for yhis km gojng to bed#cya guys#how to train your dragon#httyd#do i have to tag all of them#wonder who my favourite is lmao#its the deadly nadder actually#plot twistttt#practicing
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theyre skipping class or smth
#theyre bullying kyle for being gay /j#i love drawing friend group stuff but its so tiring lmao#sp k2#kenny mccormick#kyle broflovski#stan marsh#eric cartman#why does tumblr kill the quality kms
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