#lmaaaaaaaao

[skania]

The way Aka has been handling Akane is so sad that it's kind of funny. Feels like the dude reread his manga and went:

Aqua's had more development with Akane than with the girl I want him to end up with. Better sideline her right now so his endgame can catch up.

Her fans will be angry, so I'll have her support Aqua's love life. They can't be angry if this is what Akane wants, right?

She's still too selfless towards him, though... people will keep shipping them. I'll just have Akane say Aqua is like a son to her.

[sins-of-the-sea]

And now, where two showed up cutely... the third just. Kind of. Stands there. A giant moose of mottled white-and-brown patches, easily over ten feet tall, just, munching blithely on a stray piece of canvas on the fore of the ship's decks. The only other detail of note is the oddly persistent aroma of Pines and Loam.

Now there really IS a monster on deck. The rest of the Crew race for safety either in their cabins or below decks.

Clearly none of them has ever seen a moose before.

[1mb0r3dd]

yo chat i feel disgusting lmao why am i even alive, seriously like why am i here lmaaaao

[khaotunq]

a little AM Sand/PM Sand compliation

[ahollowgrave]

The Shape of A Heart

-- an open door, a burning hearth.

Your chest is wide open, and your heart is a home. Others are welcomed in readily and asked to stay. You are comfort and love, everything you were never given but so desperately want to provide for others. You have built this welcoming hearth with your own two hands and won’t see anyone else left out in the cold. Be careful to not burn yourself out trying to keep everyone else warm

>Quiz Here<

[binnie]

[dog-babyy]

Tony: I pray that steve never finds out about my evil sadistic fantasies he could never trust the kind of monster that wants to hurt the people he loves

Steve: i need tony to step on me and slap me across the face and whip me and bite me until I bleed I need him to degrade me and shame me and piss on me and drag me around by my hair I need him to put me in a headlock and choke me out I need him to put his cigar out on me I need him to put me in the ICU

[kynvillingur]

another splatfest another outpouring of salt

[ilovepolin]

LMAAAAAAAAO

[bat-the-misfit]

Congrats! You just got

☆☆☆ Riki-rolled ☆☆☆

LMAAAAAAAAO RIKI ASTLEY

if i has editing skills i'd put his face on rick but yeah you guys got the joke

[imofftoneverneverland]

”Went down like a dead balloon” XD LMAAAAAAAAO Self-plagiarism

[sidewayspeace444]

Alba looks like she sprays some perfume on the vag and then doesn’t bathe for two weeks./

I hadn’t been able to put my finger on what I found icky about her appearance and here you go lmaaaaaaaao it clicked

He shoulda threw her in the washer machine with two tide pods.

[animebw]

lmaaaaaaaao they really said this bitch gay good for her

[t-lostinworlds]

NOT LORD DANBURY DYING LIKE THAT LMAAAAAAAAO

EDIT: THE ACTING I CANNOT I LOVE IT LAKSALKS the celebration and the acting distraught alskalkslaksclfbvwouajdbnfv

[coffeecities]

tagged by my darling @f1-giuki ✨

Hardcover or paperback? gonna have to go with both, my dude. as long as it's a physical book lmao. bookstore or library? also both, especially if they're like really old and ancient 🤩 bookmark or receipt? literally a scrap piece of paper 🥲 sometimes tho i have nice bookmarks given by friends (which are apparently just free from wherever or some really cheap stuff?) but i just lose them and 🥲 stand alone or series? gonna have to go for both. nonfiction or fiction? also both because everything's a joke these days, you don't even know what's fictional and what isn't anymore lmao thriller or fantasy? romance lmaaaaaaaao jk i enjoy thriller more? but i enjoy fantasy better? idk i have weird shit. under 300 pages or over 300 pages? both because why not amirite. children’s or ya? oof going for young adult, my man. friends to lovers or enemies to lovers? okay general i like both but i enjoy enemies-to-lovers more. (and it's also very evident in the fics i read and write...) read in bed or read on the couch? couch if i'm alone in the house. otherwise, it's the bed for me. read at night or read in the morning? night until early morning then i regret sleeping late because i have to be early for work the next day but who care tho 🥲 keep pristine or markup? pristine! i used to do markups but i understood nothing so obviously that shit didn't work for me. cracked spine or dog ear? cracked spine because ha vintage.

tagging @justheretoship @fueledbyremembering and anyone else who wants to do this 🥲

[cloudprincesslady]

lmaaaaaaaao yeah the gang is in SO far over their heads here