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finalgirlfall · 1 day ago
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[ID: screenshots of a series of Tumblr tags, each set of tags rendered as sentences, with paragraph breaks between. tags read as follows:
Connecticut number FUCKING one baby!!!!!
me looking at a picture of a house completely buried in snow: 'WOOOO LET'S GO MICHIGAN'
the great state of connecticut [fire emoji] [fire emoji] [fire emoji] [fire emoji]
[picture of ten raccoons eating a molding pizza on top of a dumpster behind a walmart] god bless ohio
genuinely asking if i said i was from the great state of utah would you think I'm like. trying to convert you to mormonism
EVERYTHING WILL BE OK (← threat from oklahoma)
god bless the great state of maine i say slipping and sliding on an unsalted sidewalk on the way to the store
i think fondly upon drinking and smoking age 10 and go ahhh how beautiful virginia is
WISCONSIN MENTIONNN
The Wholly Acceptable State of Maryland
''the great state of kansas'' i say as i send people pictures of how gross the snow is in the middle of the suburbs
the great state of Virginia and it's a seagull in the woods eating a 7-11 pizza
''The great state of North Carolina.'' Two people riding horses through a four way stop.
me buying pepperoni roll potato chips 'the state of West Virginia has all good things'
in the great state of north carolina any snow can ruin society
(under a picture of a flat brown field midwinter) god bless the great state of iowa
//hits a pothole so deep it rocks the whole car// thank you michigan //sees not one not two but three biplanes with banners advertising different weed shops on college game day// god bless michigan
i say 'the great state of wisconsin' at least once a week fr
the wind blew an empty Dunkin cup directly into my face on my bike ride to work today. god's blessings shine on the great state of massachusetts every day.
Connecticut mentioned!!!!!!!!! hello from the great state of Connecticut!!!!!!!!
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i think it's cute when americans talk about being from the 'great state of connecticut' or like 'the great state of wisconsin.' not when it's texas or new york or california obviously because then there's the fear that they're being serious. but when americans adopt that really earnest tone and are like 'god bless the great state of delaware' in response to a picture of a seagull swallowing an entire ziplock bag full of cheese-its. I think that's very endearing
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femmesweetheart · 2 years ago
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I’m so tired of “Valentine’s Day is coming up!! Don’t buy your gf heart shaped jewelry/gifts!!! That’s so tacky!!!” Maybe for you!!? But not for me!! everything I have MUST be heart shaped!!!!
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tojisdove · 1 year ago
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haroldhighballjordan · 2 years ago
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*Nightwing is publicly announced as the new Leader of the Justice League*
Deathstroke, barging into the Hall of Doom: *shoves Lex out of his seat at the head of the table* “Wow, I’d like to thank you all so much for this promotion.”
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forgottenroisin · 2 days ago
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ooooo obsessed w allll of this!!!!1 i want it on my blog!!!! and also the replies we did <333333
giadesstrin Aug 1 @forgottenbrigit imagine having heavy cleaning associated w ur bday 😭😭😭 my condolences, brigit!!! I think she should be forgiven on the spot for ANY outburst of anger she EVER has in light of this information 😭😭😭 giadesstrin Aug 1 @forgottenbrigit AHHHHHHH OBSESSEDDDDD w her birth story tho!!!!!!!!!!!! Also ooooh omg @forgotteneithne i looove that hc that sorcha was v religious and bran more traditional but less believing! I feel like that also really dovetails w the story abt Sorcha seeing her own ghost on Samhain before she died, too!! Also rosie probs lowkey like ‘xerces called mama to him that we might keep Brigit w us’ if she died in winter forgottenbrigit Aug 1 Original Poster @giadesstrin @forgotteneithne laskjflsadjfdsalfj ahh omg yes love the idea that sorcha died in winter! forgotteneithne Aug 1 @forgottenbrigit @giadesstrin I love this too! Also brb crying about this too! 😭 forgotteneithne Aug 1 @giadesstrin @forgottenbrigit I also love this idea about their parents! Maybe since malconaire is SO rooted in nature, Bran did tend towards those traditions more? (That seems v on brand for the Malconaire family in general!) forgottenbrigit Aug 1 Original Poster @forgotteneithne @forgottenroisin I agree!!!! And I feel like that lends them to be kinda of ~spiritual~ if not religious? Brigit has always been more traditions based with the religion, too, until she literally started seeing the guardians haha giadesstrin Aug 1 @forgotteneithne @forgottenbrigit I feel like this also really fits w Rosie’s views of religion verging on superstition like…she’s all in on the traditions vis both parents but she was little when her mama died so she saw the faith but wasn’t old enough to fully understand it so she sort of flailed around tryna do her best w this mysterious world as presented to her by them both as a lil kid and…here we are! An eight year olds best understanding of what her mother told her worn away over tbc Decades to vague anxious misgiving and blind hope @forgottenroisin forgotteneithne Aug 1 @forgottenbrigit LIZZZZY! I love all of this! I definitely think Eithne always embroidered a new ornament for the tree each year as she as she'd mastered her needlework! And probably STILL does it, even though I doubt there's much tree decorating now! #thanksroderick forgotteneithne Aug 1 (and also probably #thanks @forgottenvalentina, too!!) Also, i def love the idea of the family being more spiritual than religious! I feel like maybe the Stafford influence + having Sorcha as a mother maybe led them all to take some of the traditions a bit more seriously over the years? I know on Eithne's side, I doubt she was ever overly religious, even with Sorcha's influence?? Aoife I think might be a bit more religious/follows the traditions than Eithne
giadesstrin Aug 2 @forgotteneithne @forgottenbrigit roisin sneaking the ornaments to the tree by wearing them as ‘earrings’ but since they’re just embroidery Valentina like ‘gross’ and doesn’t notice 😂 no but omg!! That’s so cute!! I love the idea that this maybe leaves a track record of like…the girls learning to see and such and they can line them up and see their progress 🥹🥹🥹 but also yeah!! Valentina def won’t have those devilish ways in ~her house! Now that Roderick’s against it!! I def feel like this tbc Probs leads to maybe like brigit and rosie climbing to the top of the tree and decorating it where Valentina can’t see? Also I like this idea that the older girls are more spiritual and the younger slightly more religious? Like it def feels like a fault line through the fam of watching ur mom die at a certain age yknow? The younger ones turning to her beliefs to deal w it or cling to her in her absence, etc, the older ones more influenced by their living parent or even feeling betrayed by tbc Faith that couldn’t save her etc like…whatever all of their reasons I find it interesting that it cracks along the older/younger half and basically I feel like there’s a lot we can explore there too! forgotteneithne Aug 2 @giadesstrin that is SO true!!! I sort of had the idea that Eithne spent a lot of time with her father— considering she was going to be his heir!— so I think she probably picked up his habits/ideas on their traditions mostly from him! But I definitely can see where Aoife was trying to connect with their mother in some way! Also, I think just the concept of having these silent, unseen entities there caring for them would be comforting to her in a way? Being that’s she’s sort of quiet and tbc @forgottenbrigit often unnoticed herself! Also just being younger and a bit more of a homebody, she probably had more exposure to some of her mother’s religious rituals or w/e??? giadesstrin Aug 2 @forgotteneithne oh yeah I wasn’t tryna push anything just meant those as like ~potential examples of what I was tryna say but yes! Eithne spending the most time w her dad as his heir I love that 😩😩😩 I know he was so unbelievably proud of her too 😩😩😩 and omg 🥺🥹 aoife connecting w unseen powers im WEEP 😩😩😩😩 you got this queen!!!!! I love the idea of like…their spheres of influence/hanging out w which parent kinda pushed them down individual paths that’s so presh 🥺🥺🥺
forgotteneithne Aug 2 @giadesstrin oh no I def didn’t think you were trying to push anything!!! 💕💕 ALSO thinking about how we’d sort of discussed that Rosie is often Aoife’s ‘voice’ in situation— not that Rosie is forcing those ideas upon Aoife but that they’re sort of on the same page about these things!! Also just being the two youngest and maybe having less pressure of being the heir and, technically, the second in line for @forgottenbrigit I just realized!!! (Duh Kate, that’s how families work! 🤷🏻‍♀️) the two tbc Younger girls really got to explore things in sort of a different way that the older two! giadesstrin Aug 2 @forgotteneithne omggggg yassss and maybe even this coming out of them being the two who take spiritualism to a different place, both of them being younger and thus needing their mom more when she died and tryna reach out thru smth unseen and spiritual that she believed in!!!!! I looooove!!!! And omg yassss i def think rosie was spoiled haha I lowjey think her being the baby and losing her mom so early led bran to coddle her more tbqh like she lowkey learned what death was by watching it takeTBC Her mom and bran wanted to try to make up for that plus the fact that he was so overwhelmed by being a single dad to four girls suddenly and yeahhhh maybe overcompensated a bit 😭😂 @forgottenbrigit @forgotteneithne omg yeah au where eithne goes missing for a bit or smth and Brigit has to try being lady of the wood for a bit 😭😂 forgotteneithne Aug 2 @giadesstrin Eithne DEFINITELY coddled Rosie! She's desperate for nothing bad to happen to her sisters EVER but ESPECIALLY Rosie! Because she is the baby-- even now! Also i now am having so many thoughts about Brigit being the next in line to take Malconaire! like maybe there was this unspoken thing after @forgottencassimir showed up that it was him but Eithne def always wanted it to be brigit! and maybe she even considered that brigit might be the steward?! tbc (sorry @forgottencillian !) but idk... eithne knew her fate was malconaire so she wanted her sisters to have a chance to go out an explore and make their own lives so she might have never mentioned it to @forgottenbrigit !!! giadesstrin Aug 2 @forgotteneithne @forgottenbrigit oh cillian woukd 100000% agree that Brigit deserves it over him!! I also wonder if like…in Valentina’s mind it was Cassimir next but in brand it was still Brigit? And maybe that’s part of what caused the first argument there like bran still out his girls’ rights over his adopted children? Idk!! But also 🥺😩 eithne coddling rosie!!!!! Protecting her!!!! I feel like rosie def went through a phase when she first went to court of at once like craving that and tbc Rebelling against it bc she’s ‘too old’ for that now etc etc but yeah post-war she def realizes how lucky she was and how much she took that for granted even while rejecting it but I also don’t think she really knows how to articulate all of that?? And weirdly her trying like stop eithnes marriage etc is not only her just being a loving sister who wants the best for her etc…but also tryna repay her in kind and apologize for being a jerk when she was in her rebellious teen years hahaha forgotteneithne Aug 2 @giadesstrin Awww Rosie! <3 Ooo i could def imagine there might be a bit of a tiff between she and Eithne if Rosie felt like her older sister was at court, too, to 'watch out' for her! (which, lets be real, she probably kind of was!) but her trying to pay eithne back! SOB! I think she would totally have understood Rosie was just 'at that age' but also <3333333 giadesstrin Aug 2 @forgotteneithne oooh omg now I’m like 😭😭😭 bc what if they were in a bit of a fight when rosie left the castle fir malconaire and then all this hardship was breaking out and Rosie just felt so incredibly guilty terrified that might’ve been the last thing she ever said to her sister and 😭😭😭
Malconaire Imbolc Traditions
It is said that Phaedra, the goddess of spring, is often granted this one day by Xerxes, the god of winter, to allow the everyone to gather enough firewood to last them the rest of the winter. If the weather on Imbolc is fair, then the mornings are spent harvesting firewood in preparation for the rest of the winter to come. If, however, the weather is fowl, it is taken as a sign that winter is to come to an end soon, and instead everyone spends their mornings around the fire with warm drinks in hand celebrating that warmer days are ahead.
The evergreen trees are often decorated for Imbolc and the great tree that grows through Malconaire has always been decorated by the children of the current Lord the night before
It has always been a tradition for the four girls to stay up late into the night placing garlands and ornaments upon its branches.
In the afternoon, the unmarried girls partake in a parade where they all wear white with their hair unbound as a symbol of purity and youth
They go from house to house in the village and receive food that shall be offered to the guardians that evening
It is said that Imbolc is the coldest night of the year and that it is the one night that the god Xerxes is allowed a warm haven from the cold winter nights
It is said that, if he is not invited in, that he shall cover the land in a great blizzard and his wrath shall know no mercy until the first day of spring comes
In each house, a bed is made up for Xerxes
A family member is then chosen to represent Xerxes (at Malconaire it is often Brigit given that this was her nameday)
Wearing a crown of ivy and snowdrops, they circle the house three times before knocking thrice upon the door and asking to be let in. On the third time, they are welcomed.
There is then a great feast in the evening to mark the last night of winter. Food and drink are set aside for the guardians.
After the festivities, they light candles and visit the graves of their loved ones -- decorating them with garlands of holly and ivy -- and saying silent prayers
Before going to bed, clothing is left out for the guardians to bless, with the hope that they shall give their wearer both healing and protection
The day following the festival, the entire village undergoes a "spring cleaning" as they look forward to the next season (brigit hated this part ngl)
They also rake the ashes smooth from the fire in the great hall to see if there are any signs that Xerxes had, indeed, visited
If there was nothing, it would be believed that bad fortune was coming to them during the next winter unless they made enough offerings to the guardians
Brigit's Birthday Traditions
Since Imbolc is actually Saint Brigid's day, I'm headcannoning that Brigit was actually born on Imbolc!
Her mother was not due for many weeks yet and when she suddenly went into labor during the celebration and festivities, it all came to a halt
It did not look well and they were concerned that neither she nor Brigit would survive
In the chaos, a bed was never made for Xerxes and a terrible storm blew through Malconaire which prevented the doctor from being sent for
When Sorcha realized what had happened, she stood from her own bed and opened the window, whispering out to Xerxes that her bed was his own, if he would spare her child
Despite Bran's insistence, Sorcha would not get back into her bed
A few moments before midnight, Brigit was born and as soon as she came into the world the wind and the snow stopped
When the doctor did arrive, he was stunned to see both mother and child were in such good health
In the morning, when the fire had burned out and the ashes were made smooth, there was a small rock found beneath them that Sorcha swore resembled a horse
She said that they should all take it as a sign that Xerxes has been there, after all, and it was he who saved them. She also said that she feared that this would mean that her Brigit would be as untameable and fierce as a wild horse (she was right)
Brigit's mother used to tell her this story whenever Brigit felt like she was out of place
When she was little, she believed it wholeheartedly, but as she grew older, she started to think her mother just told her this to make her feel better
It wasn't until she started to see the guardians for herself that she started to wonder if, perhaps, it was all true after all
She still has the rock that was found in the ashes
Brigit's present on her 18th birthday was the bow that belonged to her grandfather, Commander Lorcan
His sword and armour, of course, stayed with Lorcan and are in Padraig's possession but both her cousin and her father determined that Brigit ought to have his bow <3
@forgottenaoife & @forgottenroisin : I'm not sure if this has been established anywhere before, but I was wondering what the Malconaire's parents stance was on religion? Writing this, I feel like Sorcha was rather religious but Bran was more just in it for tradition? Thoughts on this???
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eevisims · 1 year ago
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stonefield manor | cc build. stonefield manor is gorgeus and luxurious mansion featuring a stunning brick exterior, spacious interiors for entertaining and a backyard full of greenery.
i’m back this time with an european/english inspired brick house. my inspo for this house is here. this house is maxis mix, i used both alpha and maxis cc. this is my favorite build out of the few i’ve done this year and i hope you like this build as much as i do
also i’m sorry about the quality of these pics, it’s soo bad and idk why
more information:
ea id: eevisims | download this from my gallery
also the wall sconce is placed on the door in the laundryroom by accident, i’m too lazy to take a new photo but it’s fixed in game
edit: i might edit this lot in the future and remove some cc to make it more gameplay friendly but as of right now i have no plans for that
$648,528
residential
fully furnished & the cc free shell will be on my gallery later
40x30 windenburg
4 bedrooms & 6 bathrooms
office, pool, outside grill area, bonus room (that i left empty), & garage.
packs used: a lot of them. i’m not gonna list them since majority of them aren’t necessary.
for the computer in the office, kitchen AND in the teens room your sim has to sit down first, otherwise it won’t work. otherwise everything is functional and playtested
the upstairs has a weird lighting glitch i tried to fix it but it didn't go away so i hope you dont mind that
i use K-hippies terrains mod and their other replacements too so the grass won’t look as realistic as it does in my game if you don’t own the mod. it's not necessary but highly recommend. you can find it here
i don't recommend using this lot without all the cc plants/trees since i don't know how they are gonna get replaced if u don't have them & they're not that high poly
bb.moveobjects on
cc used:
i didn't want to include the cc in this post since there's so much but click here for the links. there'a lot of cc (total of about 19gb.)
if there’s any missing cc let me know! but everything necessary is listed so it wouldn’t be a big deal if anything is missing. also let me know if any link isn't working properly.
download all the cc & make sure to mark “show custom content” when downloading this in gallery
cc credits to all amazing creators @felixandresims @pierisim @harrie-cc @sundays-sims @pinkbox-anye @sims4luxury @syboubou & many more.
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waroftheposes · 1 year ago
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I still have Dark Heir brain rot and I can't stop thinking about Will: a literal unwanted child, whose mother tried to kill him at birth and then once that failed, abused him for over a decade.
The whole time in the book he was trying to help everyone and they were all so brainwashed that they wanted him dead.
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pwelverum · 1 year ago
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by Diane Seuss. coughs up blood oh okay
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murc0ck · 2 years ago
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FICTIONAL MEN AND THEIR SLUTTY WAIST >>>>>
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muppetyluv · 10 months ago
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librarycards · 7 months ago
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markscherz · 1 year ago
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Holy shit you guys at some point we smashed our way past 20,000 frog lovers. Thank you all for following along!
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istoowrong · 2 years ago
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femmesweetheart · 2 years ago
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Posting lesbun
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externalmemorycomic · 2 years ago
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Hi! I'm My, I've just started making the webcomic External Memory.
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It's an autobiographical strip mostly about myself and my wife and things I want to remember. Because we're both disabled, a big theme of the comic is life with (physical and cognitive) disabilities.
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I update this webcomic twice a week! Here's a little introduction comic
If you want to support this project, please consider subscribing to my Patreon and reblogging this post! On my patreon page I update External Memory every day (as of today I’ve posted 105 comics there) and you can become a patron for just 4 dollars a month. Click here to check it out! Patreon subscriptions a big part of how I pay for rent and food so that support is tremendously helpful You can find links to my other sites, socials and projects here: linktr.ee/murphysletsdraw
This post contains three images. First ID: hand lettered writing that says “external memory”. End ID Second ID: a four panel comic of a cat and a mouse in a kitchen. The mouse is standing on the kitchen counter and so is a plate with a steaming potato and a fork. In the first panel, the cat is doing a little happy dance, also indicated by the word “wiggle”, and chanting “potato treat, potato treat!” In the next panel, the cat puts a paw over their face and says “oh, that was embarrassing, I shouldn’t have done that…” which makes the mouse frown. The mouse says “yes, you should!” In the last panel, the mouse puts a front foot on the cat’s shoulder and says “you’re marching to the beat of the potato drum.” The cat smiles again. End ID Third ID: a four panel comic of a cat and a mouse sitting on the couch. The cat says “but that’s another thing that’s worrying me though! How can I be this sick day in and day out and then just… forget that it’s happening? If I was really disabled, wouldn’t I know it?” The mouse replies “you know, memory loss is one of the main symptoms of adhd.” The cat looks confused. The mouse adds “…you have adhd.” The cat is shocked and says “I do???” End ID
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