#living in the same room

[artinandwritin]

Modern au questions hmmm

1. Go crazy, talk about whatever you want!!

2. Siri meeting klaus/meet the boyfriend moment? Anything on Gustav and Siri reacting to that?

3. Dragons or no dragons? Are they household pets? Or actual dragons in the wild/on a reserve?

YIPPEEEE OMIGOSH

Saving #1 for last so i have a reason to keep yapping LMAO

2. OKAY SO basically in modern au Klaus moves to Berk with his parents when he's like,,, 12 or smt and is in Nivvie's class! They became best friends pretty quickly - and Niv also pretty quickly developed a crush on Klaus that didn't go to anything until they were like 14 (aka, when their friendship went from friendship to dating). So Siri had known Klaus for about 2 years up until that point! Niv likes bringing home friends so ofc he brought Klaus and Siri thinks Klaus is an absolute sweetheart, even if his head is a little in the clouds and she loved seeing what he and her son came up with for games to play!!

Siri likes bringing her kids and their friends snacks while theyre in her house and its no different for Nivvie and Klaus. And thats how Siri found out they were dating!! She accidentally walked in on them kissing bc they didn't hear her knock on the door. She quietly closed the door and basically. Was in panic mode bc "what if nivvie thinks we dont like him dating klaus???? How can we tell him we love him just as much now????????" even tho Niv knows his parents are both bi (Gustav is a bi disaster in my mind and Siri's bi curious!).

(Siri also genuinly didn't realise her son was lgbtq until that moment and when she told Gustav he was just gloating like "duh i noticed years ago" even if he didn't really)

They try to keep it a secret to Niv that they now know abt him dating Klaus, mainly bc Siri wants Niv to tell them on his own terms (doesn't stop Gustav from grinning and making jokes whenever Klaus is mentioned) (doesn't stop Siri from inviting Klaus to Snoggletog dinner).

Eventually Nivvie tells them!!! And all is good and well ofc <333. The only person who hates everything abt it is Sunni but thats bc Sunni hates it when theres more than 4 people in the house and not bc she hates Klaus lmao

3. Mini dragons!!! I love me a mini dragons trope and ofc it causes for a bit more drama and stuff. For gussiri + adelaides college years mainly lmao. Imagine some college students who just have mini flame throwers snuck into their bags at all times. Thats some funny stuff lmao

I think the dragons would be a bit more wild/elusive and not really used as pets by people outside Berk. And even there not really bc houses are flammable!!! Its a toss up between who wants to keep a dragon inside and who doesn't really. In their adult years gussiri would only have Fanghook inside the house bc Fanghook put up puppy eyes (Lavender couldn't care less).

1. !!!! OKAY so. Gussiri + Adelaide's college time. Theyd go to college around the same time (Addie and Siri are the same age and even tho Gustav is 1.5 years older than Siri, he got like,,, held back a grade in middle school bc he wasn't paying attention to his classes) and would probably have a blast. The college theyd go to would be outside of Berk so theyd get the living on campus treatment!!

Addie and Siri would be roommates and Addie would definately take Siri to clubs and dare her to do risky stuff (girly needs to take some risks!!) and Siri can't handle being dared that well so she'd join in on all Addie's misadventures.

Gustav would be roommates with someone he really hates (Ludvig) and they'd always be fighting over everything, so he'd also spend a lot of time in Siri and Addies room. Theyd all hang out and have fun!!! Siri and Gustav would have gaming nights together and get really competitive and have a lot of snacks all around them (send to them by Siri's dad, who owns a bakery).

Gussiri would take longer to start dating!! Theyd kiss one time during a movie but would never get back on it bc theyre nervous little sillies. Theyd also take a few years longer to have Nivvie!! Siri'd be like,,, 27-28 instead of 22. They'd want to travel the world first before settling down together (and also this makes for possible plots of them having other relationships which is always good fun).

Adelaide meanwhile is that one person in class who doesnt have to study yet gets the best grades. Shed go out on weekdays even if she has a test the next morning!!! And then she aces the test. She's just like that.

Siri'd study to become a midwife, Gustav would go into education (with a lot of classes on the side that have nothing to do with his major bc he doesn't know if he REALLY wants to go into education), and Addie studies sociology with art classes on the side. She's into drawing really detailed portraits.

Siri and Adelaide sharing a room would be chaos too,,, theyd absolutely have sleepy midnight talks that actually are abt nothing and theyd enjoy it very much (even if the next day they don't even remember what they were talking abt).

Do i have any other random notes,,, OH yeah and Siri writes letters to Astrid who is already back in Berk instead of just texting her. She's a little silly like that.

TY SM for asking!!!!!!! I always have sm fun with modern aus and like,,, fitting everyone in and just making some silly stories for all of them. And ofc. To make some good fashion designs for them all.

The fashion designs might be the biggest reason why i love modern aus (the need to draw the sillies in 2010's outfits is strong)

[batcavescolony]

*Talia visiting Damian*

Talia: Damian, how are you? *glares at Dick*

Damian: I am doing well mother

Dick: *from behind him* *mouthing: why the fuck are you here?*

Talia: oh that's great! I see you have a new pet? *Mouthing back: to see MY son*

Damian: this is Haley, Grayson's dog, she's staying with me while he goes on a mission.

Dick: *flipping Talia off where Damian can't see* yep, he's so good with animals

Talia: I'm aware *throws a knife at him*

Dick: *throws it back*

[bruciemilf]

We as a society need to take advantage of Bruce’s movie trauma more.

First of all, not only is he incredibly apprehensive about cinemas, he’d also be way too busy with Batman and single mom-ing to stay in the cinematic pop culture loop?

I wanna see Bruce who only ever watches recorded Gray Ghost tapes. Name any movie post 2001. He hasn’t watched one.

When the Batkids enter the picture, they hold a contest on who can inflict the hardest psychological damage. Tim tries hooking him on Mean Girls but Bruce is too scared of Regina.

Steph: Okay so, it’s her wedding day and she strategically invites all three of her mother’s exes to find out who her biological father is, but! They all just end up adopting her instead!

Bruce: [Quiet but excited clapping]

Dick shows him Twilight. The resemblance between him and Robert Pattinson freaks him out.

[0vergrowngraveyard]

more au doodles because this boy is taking up so much brain space rn it’s not even funny

[crabsnpersimmons]

me: i got a busy day outside of my cave today, i don't have too much time to draw. let's just keep it simple today

one hour and a half later:

...

anyways

off to work for me

[apoetsworld]

Sorry, but Sirius would not be the rebel you think he is. Like sure he doesn't feed into all that blood purity shit but that boy was spoiled rotten. He grew up eating with silver enchanted utensils, wearing the finest clothing, eating the most precious foods and learning the most pretentious habits from the most pretentious people...he was posh, and so was James and so was Peter. It takes years to unlearn all that, to recognize not everyone had it as good as him (disregarding the neglectful treatment from his parents).

However, I will agree, his character development after meeting Remus is substantially impacted. Since a boy with absolutely nothing becomes Sirius' everything.

[nostalgicfun]

Happy Birthday, 2008

[hivemindscape]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY SHOU!!!

Fluff for the occasion!!! set in 2015; in the current day and age he's turning 25 which is crazy, hope mans nailing adulthood

bonus air kiss to my fellow queers and especially aspecs:

[heph]

Watched the Sonic 3 movie yesterday. Not coping well. Also I explained in the tags

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Market based mistakes.

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[sandinthepipes]

The fact that I can wholeheartedly enjoy ofmd and good omens and appreciate the angst because I KNOW there will be a happy ending.

See, I’ve never had that. None of us queer folks have ever had that.

[unfinishedslurs]

stobin vegas wedding (steddie)

“I didn’t cheat on you,” is the first thing he says when Eddie picks up the phone. 

Eddie pauses. “O…kay? That’s a weird thing to say to someone you didn’t cheat on.”

“I promise we did not sleep together.”

“Steve, you’re starting to worry me a little here. What did you do?”

He rubs the bridge of his nose. “I…may have drunk married a lesbian in Vegas.”

There’s a long silence. Steve’s palms start to sweat, sure he’s about to be broken up with. Then—

“Are you laughing?”

The lesbian’s name is Robin. 

“Can I meet her?” Eddie asks. “I want to meet her. Give her the phone. She’s the Jolene to my Dolly, I have to talk to her.”

“She didn’t take your man,” Steve protested. “There is no man-stealing going on here. She’s just…a woman I married.”

“Wow,” Robin says, watching him with raised eyebrows. “Glad to know my role in your life has been reduced to wife. And so soon after we met?”

“Shut up, Jolene,” he hisses. 

“Stephen! Don’t talk to your wife like that!” Eddie scolds. “C’mon, put her on.”

He sighs and gives Robin the phone. 

[eggcats]

I've decided a funny interaction would be Vox seeing Alastor and Lucifer on his spy cameras together (they're literally not even doing anything they're just in the general vicinity) and doing the exact thing he told Valentino not to do by rushing over to confront them.

Vox, bursting in the doors: "YOU'RE WITH LUCIFER?!?!"

Alastor, not dealing with this: *disappears into his shadows*

Lucifer, confused: "Uhhhh....who are you?"

Vox, infuriated: "DOES HE LET YOU SEE HIS TAIL?!?"

Lucifer, even more confused. Lives with Alastor, does NOT realize that "Does the Radio Demon have a tail?" is of furious debate amongst much of the public (nor that Vox runs a reward service for anyone who can get proof of said tail). Has seen Alastor half-asleep on the couch during forced movie night without his jacket, has seen him drunk, has seen him chase Angel out of his room half-dressed, amongst other things: "Yes?"

Vox becomes so overheated that he shuts down. Charlie comes home to see Vox, passed out on the couch, with her dad anxiously standing nearby like, "Okay, I KNOW this looks bad, but this was NOT me!"

[shakingparadigm]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TILL

[dollypopup]

"Penelope should have chosen Debling!"

My sister in Christ. . .he literally dumped her???

Like just before Colin Bridgerton was on his knees after outrunning her carriage to profess how he can't stop thinking about her in his love me, choose me, I'm yours speech, Debling did the Regency equivalent of calling her a floozy who would undoubtedly cheat on him when he abandoned her for several years to chase his passions (because she would never be one of said passions since she asked outright if he could ever come to care for her and he went 'hmmmm seems unlikely! good thing you have solitary hobbies to occupy you instead!') when he has been given 0 evidence of such other than realizing she liked to look out the window because she had a crush on the boy across the street. I was ready to challenge that man to a duel for Pen's honor

His feelings for her were middling at best, I mean Christ on a Pogostick, after he asked her mum for permission to propose he isn't even happy when he opens the door and Pen is there? She's looking like a snack- nay, a whole ass MEAL, and he can't even smile? He just nods at her and dips the fuck out? You don't think it would kill Penelope to know that both her sisters have husbands who absolutely adore them and she's out here with an absent dude who likely won't even write to her?

Portia's 'Love is make believe!' speech is so transparently full of shit when you realize that we've got Dankworth who is so obsessed with Prudence that he makes heart eyes at her every waking moment and considers her his little bonbon and Albion who loves Phillipa so much that he was waiting for her to consent to sex (not realizing she didn't know what it was) for two entire years because he would never pressure her and so he was content with finishing in his pants when he kissed her to make sure she was comfortable. And you want Penelope to settle for a life of loneliness? When Colin is so besotted with her that he dreams of her and breaks every societal expectation in the book as a notorious People Pleaser to run after her and cannot even wait for the morning after being intimate with her to introduce her as his wife to his family in the middle of the night? You want her to turn down Mr "When you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible" Bridgerton? For LORD PENGUIN?

Be so serious right now

[backpackingspace]

Okay yes it's romantic and over the top and completely in character and very very impressive that odysseus made a bed out of living trees. However all I can think about is that every single day Penelope and odysseus would have woken up with olives and leaves covering them.