#little velvette fanfic

[self-indulgent-devils]

Hehehe wrote our fic. So excited and happy with it. We mostly just wrote whatever for the first chapter to get it published, but we are still very satisfied with it.

You'll also be able to find our other two writings there. A collection of Valentino x Reader that is sfw and more for asexual and soft/comfort purposes and a collection of random drafts and scenes that don't really correlate with anything. :)

Here is a link to our Val x Reader fic.

And then here is a link to our unfinished drafts/rambles collection.

Will share links to our fics as we primarily post them on ao3. Requests will be posted here before being posted there. Will make a headcanons collection on there eventually. Enjoy :)

[tanema123]

Hello this is a little thing I’ve been working on thanks to your Yandere post. Velvette is the Yandere.

"My sweet Carmilla, do not worry I will take you from this nightmare and truly make you mine." Velvette said, smiling from the shadows in Carmilla's closet.

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"Thou art mine tonight, my angel..." He said while a mischievous grin was spreading on his face.

"What do you mean by that...?" Zestial's grin spread wider. He crushed his lips to Carmilla's. He was surprised when she was just as hungry as he was. He rolled over to place her on the bottom of him. God, she was so beautiful! He removed his lips from her mouth and began kissing her neck.

"Zestial!" She felt a sensation in her thighs. Zestial once more began to kiss her lips and his hands began roaming down her waist, feeling the curves of her body. Carmilla could feel him harden which made her blush. He removed his lips from her as he slowly began to pull down her black nightgown to her waist. He smiled at her and whispered "beautiful" before he pressed his lips on hers once more.

This was a night they would never forget...

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Velvette heard screams coming from Carmilla. Was that bastard hurting her?! She moved through her hideout and peeked through the door where she could see that demon thrusting inside of Carmilla!

No! She must save her! Zestial claims to love her and then rape her? But, then she heard that the screams from Carmilla were more from pleasure than pain. "Zestial, deeper!" She heard her scream. God, did she actually want that monster inside her? No! He must have threatened her. She was her lover not that spider freak! No, she couldn't.

Carmilla was her’s and only her’s.

(Oh my god. I love it. Someone made a thing inspired by my post. *Happy tears*

It may take a while for the drawing to be done I mentioned I will do. I had a plan, and it got derailed....

Some stuff sneaked in. And I have some requests to do. But... I can offer you this instead)

Velvette doesn't know how to read

Velvette stormed off in the direction of the V tower. She was grumpling about Carmilla the whole way. She can't love that spider after all!

She is hers!

Her love!

Her woman!

As soon as she entered the tower, she passed Vox and Val making out in the middle of the living room, easily ignoring them and trotting to her humble abode.

Upon entering her room and slamming the door, she didn't stop. Instead she passed directly to the small side door.

The evil smile was evident as a light of day. She opened the door and turned the lights on, lighting up the area. She breathed in the smell.

The whole room was covered from head to toe, in pictures of one and only, Carmilla Carmine. They showed her every angle, every clothing piece, every hangout place and some were even in various states of undress.

Velvette indulged in them for only a bit... Before heading directly to the table. She opened a drawer, pulling out a doll.

"Finally, the thing I was working on will be done."

She grinned, excitement evident in her face. The doll she was holding looked exactly like Zestial. She hates that man, but it's necessary for it to work.

Velvette out the doll on the side for a bit. Taking the knife in her hand, she went to the middle of the room. She cut her hand, letting the blood drip, before drawing a circle combined with ruins.

As soon as her blood stopped she continued the plan, putting the doll in the middle. She smirked.

"And the last ingridient"

She pulled a long green silky thread from her pocket. Only one spider in the entire Hell has a thread like this. She tied it to the doll, before stepping back.

"I can curse him. Carmilla will surely be mine now!"

Velvette started chanting in a demonic tongue. The circle glowing a sickly red colour, proving it's doing some sort of magic. As Velvette finished the last words, the glow dispersed in an instant, as the thread became crimson.

Velvette started laughing manically.

"Haha...Haha... muahahhahahahahsh.

It worked! Now surely she will be mine!"

....

The next overlord meeting, 4 weeks later, she turned up late like usual. She got places to be after all. But what she didn't expect was to Zestial actually be present. And for Carmilla not to.

What is going on?!

"Where is the old hag"

Zestial groaned in annoyance as she entered.

"She will come shortly... She has an announcement to make."

Velvette was confused. Carmilla was never late, and now Zestial says she has some sort of announcement.

What the fuck did her spell do if it didn't kill him!

Right then, Carmilla Carmine herself entered. She looked normal as per usual. A bit more tired, but that's normal for her. She stood in front of the table barely giving them all a nod in a greeting. Barely acknowledging her. Velvette is getting angry. Why hasn't she said anything to her!

Carmilla coughed once to get their attention. She looked nervous.

"Before we start a meeting I have an announcement to make... I will be leaving the position for a bit and Zestial is taking over till I return."

Why the heck is she leaving! What the heck is going on! Velvette was in disbelief.

"What do you mean you are leaving?! What kind of reason would make Carmilla fucking Carmine leave for "a bit". You are the biggest workaholic we know"

That sentence brought all eyes onto Carmilla. She shifted in her place. Zestial is staring at her... Is he giving her some sort of go ahead to talk?! What kind of bullshit are they hiding?!

Carmilla finally spoke.

"I guess... I should say... It will avoid any problems in the future. It appears someone did a spell a while back around 4 weeks ago. We can't really track it as the spell was done so long ago and I haven't had the symptoms for a while."

Velvette's eyes widened. She did the spell, but Carmilla wasn't supposed to feel the symptoms. What is going on?!!?Did Velvette mess up?!?! She couldn't, she used Zestial's tread!

Rosie was instantly worried. And asked the question they were wondering.

"We can see you are not worried about dying Carms, otherwise you wouldn't be saying it like this. But there are no obvious sights that you are sick in any way. So what is going on?"

Carmilla breathed in, before smiling softly and putting a hand on her stomach.

"It seems it was some sort of fertility spell as currently I'm pregnant."

....

Velvette's mind: Fuck.

AND THAT'S HOW PEOPLE VELVETTE ACCIDENTALLY HELPED THEM WHILE READING FROM A WRONG PAGE.

I'm so glad you wrote this mysterious person. I hope you like my little add-on. 83

[sugwrpwzz]

! REPOST FROM MY A03 (@attagirljessy) ¡

Vox needs sleep

“Hello, VoxTek enterprises - this is Shanda.”

“GET VOX ON THE FUCKING PHONE! TELL HIM ITS VAL!”

Shanda sighed. She was not getting paid enough.

The amount of sexting she had to do for them…

Fuck.

“Okay, Valentino.”

“By the way, Shanda - if you need a jo-“

She put him on hold.

“Sir?”

Vox slammed his head against his desk, before chugging some coffee.

“The fuck do you want?”

“Val needs you. I put him on hold”

“Tell that walking std to go and fuck himself.”

“He said it was importa-“

“GET THE FUCK OUT!”

Shanda scurried away.

Fuck.

That wasn’t the first time someone ran away from him.

Oh well.

He turned his attention back to his work.

Ew.

He was tired.

Maybe if he went home, Val or Vel could set up a movie, grab Vark-

No.

He had to do work!

He looked around for a pen.

Where are they?

He could feel tears of frustration fill his eyes.

He wanted to scream.

He had been working for three days straight, ever since Alastor disappeared.

Without Alastor distracting him he could do more Big kid stuff!

Wait what?

No! Work!

He had to work.

That was his job.

He stumbled back to his desk.

His clothes felt too tight and the cheap fabric rubbed against his skin.

He was so tired.

“SHANDA!”

“Yes, Val?”

“I’M GOING INTO VOX’S FUCKING OFFICE.”

Shanda rubbed her eyes.

“Okay.”

“Voxxy~”

Vox could hear someone’s footsteps approaching.

Fuckkkk.

He was lying on the ground.

He tried to sit up.

He bashed his head on his desk.

“…Tino”

He whispered.

“Hm? Funny, I can’t hear a single thing! I wonder why…”

Vox sighed.

“Tino.”

Valentino clapped his hands.

“Good job, Voxxy!”

Vox grumbled.

“I just fell. ‘M big!”

Val laughed.

“Okay. Then I guess I should carry yo-“

Vox jumped up, clinging onto Val.

“I’m sowwy! I got sleepy, an’ - an’”

Vox started to cry, sobs racking his body.

“Andmyclothesareickyandidontwanttobehere…”

Vox could feel his face burning up.

He’s not little!

He’s big!

He’s…big

He’s…

Val picked him up.

“Come here, bebé.”

Vox nuzzled into his chest.

They walked out.

Shanda sighed.

How many times was Vox going to snort coke in his office!

Vox woke up.

He couldn’t remember how he got there, but his was wrapped in a fluffy blue blanket, his 7 shark stuffed animals on him, and he wore some shark themed pjs.

He yawned.

Vel glanced at him.

“Ay, little V.”

Vox smiled.

“Velly, ‘m hungry…”

Velvette put her phone down and searched the kitchen and found some Froot Loops.

She poured them into a bowl, careful not to spill any.

Some milk splashed on the counter, sure! But whatever!

She grabbed the bowl and put it next to him.

“Where’s papa?”

Velvette crossed her legs, fighting with her shirt.

“He’ll be home soon.”

Vox huffed.

“I wan’ ‘Tino, Velly!”

Velvette tried to keep him calm.

“Hey, bud. Let’s try and calm down oka-“

Vox screamed.

“Vox! I’ll put you in timeout!”

“Nuh uh!”

“Yeah huh!”

“Nuh uh!”

“Yeah huh!”

Valentino could hear his ringtone - the one for Velvette specifically.

“Whores! I’ll be back!”

He walked into his office, grabbing his phone.

“Vel? What do you want I’m bus-“

“Valllll. Vox is being meannn.”

Val pause.

“Vel. How old are you?”

“…”

“…”

“9?”

“What about Vox.”

“Like, um, 2.”

“YOU DIDNT BOTHER CHANGING HIM!”

“I DIDNT WANT TO! YOUR BEING MEAN!”

Oh shit.

“Vel don’t cry, mi dulce chica-“

“WAHHH”

Ohshitohshitohshit.

Val walked into the vees tower.

“Vox! Vel!”

Velvette came running over.

“He hit meeee”

Vox screamed.

Val sighed.

He picked up Vox, and grabbed Vel.

“Vel, he’s younger than you!”

Velvette pouted.

“Timeout for two minutes.”

Velvette stomped over.

Val grabbed some supplies and changed Vox into a onesie (with sharks), and a diaper.

Usually, Vox didn’t regress this young, but all the stress must have triggered it.

Val kissed his forehead.

“My bébe..”

[takabinary1]

Surprise!

Idea made by me. Little Alastor 2-3 little age Caregiver Valentino(his birthday is indeed valentine's day) Good friends Niffty , Angel , Husk , Vox , and Vel

Happy Valentine's Day! -Taka For Valentino his birthday is on Valentine’s Day. I know it’s ironic. Anyway Angel gets this idea when helping Alastor and decides to surprise the taller moth demon with a surprise incudes his regressed husband as his valentine.

Sure Alastor was struggling in the beginning but don’t worry Angel and Husk help him out! And Vox ain’t being an asshole this time. Velvet is just here for the cake mostly and to take photos of course(not of alastor cuz even in littlespace he will tell you his face was made for radio. )

In the happy hotel sitting in the common area a  small deer overlord, had different shades of pink craft papers crumbed up in balls all around him. Colorful markers and crayons scattered on the coffee table next to them is glitter glue(red glitter glue) , Husk had been behind the bar/his bar the winged cat demon had been watching Al throw away all his attempts at making a birthday/Valentine's Day cards. And that's why the cat had texted his own boyfriend, to come down and maybe help with the clearly frustrated little deer.

Thankfully it didn't take Angel long to walk down the stairs, yes Nugs is absolutely in his second set of arms. He winks at Husk before walking over and sitting next to Alastor, taking a glance at all the arts and crafts stuff littering the table.

" ya makin some kind of valentin craft Al?"

Al's ears twitch a little at the comment and set down the purple crayon , that he had yet to write anything with on the glittery pink paper. Turning his head and looks over narrowing his eyes towards nugs. The spider demon knowing full well that Alastor had stopped trying to eat fat nuggets the pet demon pig.

" Something like that, yes"

" yeah? Well it seems like you maybe need help?"

" Help I don't-"

" Shush Bambino. Everyone needs help sometimes Al, now why don't ya tell me. What you were trying to make hmm?"

" ......I'm trying to make Valentino a birthday and valentine's day card"

Angel nods setting Nugs down on the couch , and kneeling down besides the coffee table grabbing a blank hot pink piece of paper. Then folding it in half much like Alastor had done for the seven attempts at making cards.( the crumbled up ones on the floor) Then picks up a black crayon and writes in cursive " happy Valentine's Day " , then writes over it in pink glitter glue. Taking a notice that apparently the glitter glue had gotten Al's attention, seeing the deer's head tilt to the side watching the other. Probably trying to out how Angel didn't mess up the card. Said spider demon pulls the smaller demon on his lap and , moving Nugs to Alastor's lap with a soft head pat.

The switch hums a sweet tune using his third pair of arms to hold and pet Al , something that he learned from knowing the small overlord is that when he's little. He likes affection and absolutely loves head pats. Which to both him and Husk , Al hasn't hissed or shove Angel because of the affection and being moved to the pink and white spider's lap.

" Hey Bambi? How old ya feelin right bout now?"

" ...Three , Tony"

" Oh wow! Ya just a little guy today ain't ya sweetheart? So little "

And just like that a bar Husk pulls out a clear sippy cup with a red lid, and fills it with watered down apple juice. And of course peppermint tea for his boyfriend normally it, would be an alcohol drink but Charlie had made it a rule. To not drink or be drunk around littles or switches that are little at that moment.  Sure you can drink just not around the regressed demons.

With both cups in his hands or well paws actually the cattender walks around the bar and makes his way to his boyfriend and Alastor. Handing both drinks to Angel who uses his upper set of hands to hold his tea, in one hand and gives the sippy off to the little fawn in his lap. Gently pressing a kiss to Husk's cheek as a thank you.

" Husky why don't ya take Bambi here to get in somethin that ain't his suit? Would you like that cherry pie?"

" ..don't wants pants"

The other two just laugh at Alastor's dislike for pants in littlespace, Nug gets moved out the fawn's lap and said fawn gets picked up. Then carried up the stairs , Husk follows Alastor's shadow to find the regressed overlord's hidden room. It takes a couple of minutes to find the blood red door with a deer skull hanging above the room number(it's 666)

Now stepping in the room the cattender sets the fawn on the bed , and goes through the trunk of clothes. Of course all of Alastor's regular clothing are hanging up in the closet. Pulling out a soft orange maroon colored knitted sweater and black cotton shorts to go with it. Turning back to Alastor and holds up clothes so he can see the outfit.

" ya gonna change by your self? Or do you need help? "

Alastor taps his chin like he’s thinking about it even tilting his head to the side like an owl , then points at Husk. The cattender nods his head and helps the fawn get undressed, then dressed in the comfy clothes he picked for Al.

Downstairs Angel had finished his card for his pretty kitty of a boyfriend, he checks his phone seeing a few texts from Val , Cherri , and his siblings. Angel smiles getting an idea in his head then quickly sends a text to velvet, for a heads up and to distract Valentino till they get to the penthouse that is the moth's home. After texting Vel and answering the other texts , the spider demon gets up and grabs his gifts from their hiding places.

Why were they hidden? Well he loves Nugs but he didn't want his precious Nuggies to get into them, especially when some of it is chocolate. Making a small trip to his room for pretty gift bags and puts the gifts in them with the right name tags and everything. Just as he steps out of his room with the gift bags in his lower set of hands, Angel spots his Boyfriend and Al in the hallway. Al being in the air with husk holding him. The spider watches as the cattender plays with the fawn , lightly throwing the little in the air and catching him, which as Alastor in a fit of giggles.

" well ain't ya both just adorable! Ya havin fun sugar cube? Yeah I bet ya are!"

" He definitely is having fun. What's with all the little baggies Anthony? "

Husk asks settling the giggly fawn on his hip and meets his boyfriend in the middle, since they both were walking to each other. Angel just lightly boops Alastor's nose and hands the cattender one of the bags, smiling more when Husk's left ear does that cute twitch thing as the cat accepts the gift. Not really asking what's in it he'll do that later on when he's alone with Angel in their now shared room. ( they share a room just like Chaggie do)

After getting Alastor to put shoes over his socked hooves, it was still a tad bit chilly out so. Angel put a dark grey scarf over Husk's neck , cotton candy colored beanie for Al with two holes at the top for his, soft pointed ears to be free and not trapped under the soft knitted fabric. Nugs being in a baby sling over the spider demon's chest, they ended up taking one of the princess's cars that wasn't the limo for once.

Back at Valentino's penthouse Velvet had pulled out all her, sketch books with her new ideas of dresses she hadn't yet made. All the papers spread out on the floor having the tall moth demon look at every single one of them, hell she even went as far as letting him write down his personal opinions on sticky notes and putting them down on the sketches. And what was Vox doing you may ask? Well he was given the job to decorate Val's living room and try and make cupcakes or a cake. Which Velvet had went and borrowed Niffty because well one the small cyclops is best friends with Vel, and two being that she doesn't trust Vox not to burn the sweet treats. They decided to make a cake instead of cupcakes since Val likes a full cake better than mini cakes in the form or basically frosted muffins.

" Mister Vox you're supposed to stay away from the oven like velvet said."

" Don't listen to what that lollipop says"

Vox huffs at the smaller demon as he was putting the cake in the oven, he honestly wondered why Valentino even likes carrot cake. Meh he can't bitch about it to much because well it ain't his birthday after all, which is something he doesn't tell anyone about of course.(Not even the two other Vs know it) As soon as the oven door closes Niffty slaps his hand away and shooing him to go write down the ingredients for the frosting. Then sets a timer for the cake in said oven.

" Did Angel say what time they would be here? It's already 12pm"

"Correction it's actually 1:20 mister Vox, you know it takes a good couple of minutes to get here if you don't use magic"

" it's just 'Vox' strawberry shortcake, I'm fully aware that deer could have just teleported here"

" Yes but when Velvet had picked me up earlier, Alastor was between headspaces. I'm certain that he is most likely in littlespace on their way here"

Niffty tells the Tv demon rearranging the decorations that the other had done , and maybe redecorating here and there as well. Which Vox huffs about muttering something about it taking him an hour to decorate, the kitchen and living room in different shades of pink aka Valentine's Day decorations. And of course sliver and black streamers , all along the walls and on the front of the door leading to the penthouse.

"Yeah well-" Vox's screen shows Velvet is calling which the electric/technology overlord swipes it to his phone putting it on speaker. And as soon as Velvet's voice goes through it sounds likes she's in the bathroom.(Which she is, hiding from Val to keep the surprise a well surprise)

" Vox! The fuck is Angel, the cat and Bambi? Angie hasn't answered my texts or calls! Did you or Niff get any updates?!"

" mhm yes hi too you to. How am I you ask? Oh yes I'm great and strawberry shortcake? She's wonderful. I have no idea where Bambi , Huskier , or where Angel is"

" Yeah well I'm running out of sketches for the pain in my side that is Valentino, Vox"

Velvette had practically whispered screamed through the phone at the tv demon, who just rolled his eyes used to Vel's dramatics by now. Vox flicks his gaze to his tablet seeing the screen, had automatically switched to the security cameras out in front of Vees's building. He sees Angel , Husk , and a black mist like aura that he knows is Alastor, knowing full well that the radio demon would never be caught "dead" on camera even in little space. Shaking his head and turns his attention back to Vel , who is on the phone.

" Vel lollipop, you can stop whining now. They are finally here"

" I ain't whinin, yo-"

And Vox just ended the call and pocketing his phone and turning to look down at the smaller demon, who so judging him probably for hanging up on her friend. Huffing he ruffles Nifft's hair and , looks around at everything just double checking that the decorations look good. Now with the three that just arrived, Angel leads his boyfriend and Al, through the back door that had no cameras.

The trio had came through the back, and immediately found, the elevator that leads up to the penthouse part of the building. Angel lets Alastor push the button of course after the buttons were wiped clean, with the wipes that were in the fawn's bag, honestly if they weren't cleaned off he feels like Husk would glare at him for allowing Al to touch the buttons with so much germs on it.( Angel is so talking to Val about making sure everything gets cleaned off during the night or something) As they waited Husk was getting texts from Niffty just telling the cattender about Vox's semi-dramatics and during their talking on the phone, he shows his boyfriend who laughs at the video Niffty had took and sent to Husk.

"Well at lest Nifft is having a fun up there"

" Yeah she is , probably havin a time of her life finding it funny. I know Al would absolutely find t funny too"

Angel comments ruffling the fawn's hair up a bit , only for said fawn to pat at his hair to fix it. Which makes both of the other two demons chuckle in amusement , Husk shakes his head and kisses the spider's cheek then Al's head not wanting the regressed overlord to feel left out, even if he isn't Husk's boyfriend.

A few floors later , the trio steps out of the elevator an walking a small distance to finally get the the penthouse door. Using Al's keycard(Angel lost his own) to get in , and quietly goes in the room , Alastor gets put down , and the second he's set down. Said fawn wonders further out of the hallway of the doorway and to the living room. Which with his silence skills of moving around , he startles Vox when he lightly tugs on the tv's pant leg , looking down expecting it to be Nifft. But no it's just Al now sitting on the red carpeted flooring of the building. Vox would have cursed , if he didn't see Angel and Husk now by the couch where a few wrapped gifts are sitting on.

"Why the fudge are you all just now getting here?! Vel said you weren't answering your phone Angie "

"One cool ya wired tits Voxy, we're here now so hush it. And two my phone died an i forgot about it"

Vox rolls his eyes and holds out his hand to Angel , making a phone gesture at he spider , Angel takes his phone out of his pocket and hands it over. At his surprise and Husk's too , Vox just holds the phone for a few minutes till it lights u now fully charged once done , the tv demon hands it back. Honestly he charges Val's and Vel's phones all the fucking time to point he had bought them multi phone charges so they don't ask him to charge it for them.

" there now it ain't dead. Next time make sure it's charged before leavin"

"aww thank ya Voxy! knew ya weren't always an hardass tv"

Angel tell the tv demon as Husk rolls his eyes an makes a tsk sound while walking over and picking Al back up, muttering something about "you don't know where he has been Al". Just before the fawn was about to bite Vox, especially when said demon wasn't even paying attention. Hearing half of what the cattender muttered , Angel snickered n coos at Alastor. Vox looks unphased while texting Vel that , the other three demons are finally here, so she can stop distracting Val. Which s good timing because Niffty had just got done with the cake. And when i mean 'done' , i mean the small cyclops had completely frosted the three layered square carrot cake in vanilla frosting , she had made another small bowl of vanilla frosting with a tiny bit of orange food coloring also adding just a tiny little bit of pumpkin pie spice so it does have another flavor besides vanilla.

The words written on the center of the cake are in neat cursive with hot pink colored frosting , the bottom part of the cake has frosting roses all along the sides with small hot pink swirls in between them. The small sized demon had set the finished cake on the counter and goes over to Al giving him a cookie , cuz she's almost always giving Alastor some kind of sweet treat both in and out of littlespace. A moment or so later the tv demon gets another texted from Vel and clears his throat getting the other demons attention , well not Al's cuz of the cookie and because it's Vox who isn't his favorite.

" Alright Vel said she's bringing Val here now , so let's get this plan on the road"

"i'm pretty sure it's 'let's get this show on road' Voxy"

"same thing"

Angel huffs and rearranges the gifts so they are on the coffee table , along with the valentine's gift he had gotten for Val (just another pair of sunglasses) , Husk walks over to the front door's hallway and sets Al down on a plush floor pillow an replaces his thumb with a cotton candy themed paci with a gentle pat to the regressed overlord's head. Then the cattender walk back over to the others, now helping Niffty find the birthday poppers while Angel and Vox grab the cake and hold it together. Said winged cat demon hearing the sound of heels clicking on the floor he quicky tells Vox , who cuts the lights off , thankfully Angel had already lit the candles , they didn't trust Niffty to do it(who really wanted to btw)...after some "accidents" happened a couple times. Alastor's soft tipped ears twitch when the door opens , revealing Valentino and Vel , the moth has his heart glasses on , black tight pants , with a black button up that has small pink and white hearts all over it but of course you all know at least four or six buttons are unbuttoned showing off his chest.

And what is Vel wearing you may ask? Surprisingly it's not a dress , no it's actually a pink sleeveless blouse with deep purple ruffles around her collar and down the middle being held by black buttons, a long black fitting maxi skirt slightly but not really cover her matching black heels that Val is also wearing. And Val who has a confused look on his face seeing his regressed husband there , the fawn had originally told him that he was busy and wished the moth a happy birthday. but now the fawn had taken out his paci an is now smiling at him and Vel , sitting with all the lights off behind him(Vel refused to tell him anything about the plans for today), the moth pimp shakes his head an so he lowers himself to Al's sitting height.

"Why hi there sugarplum , were you waiting for papa?"

"Mhms! it yous special day papa"

"yeah your right it is Sweetheart, let's get up go inside fully hm? "

Al nods his head and immediately makes grabby hands at the moth , said moth already saw that coming and picked him up with his second set of his arms , Vel walks passed them already knowing about the other demons being in the living room, she uses her phone's brightness to see that she can sit on the couch with her phone ready to get Val's reaction. Once the fawn is picked and securely in Val's arms , his papa walks inside fully and just when he gets to the living room the lights come on they are dim and the poppers go off slightly shooting the colorful small screamers out of it , in front of the two. Then all together the other demons shout , well semi-yells is more like it actually(Husk and Al are just mouthing it , cuz Al isn't fond of yelling and Husk just doesn't care enough to say it to Val)

" HAPPY BITHDAY VALENTINO!!"

Val looks at them then down at his bambi in his arms , chucking in amusement at the surprise in his living room. He holds Al close to him with a big smile on his face showing off that one gold tooth in doing so. Walking only a few steps to the two sinners holding his cake , he leans down slightly an carefully blows out the many candles that were sticked in the cake, but in Angel's defense he didn't know how old his boss was turning so he put quite a lot of candles on it. After the candles were blown out the lights come back on fully instead of them being dim. Now with the lights on it's showing all the decorations all over the living room, the month's eyes land on them wondering how long it took them to get the streamers on the ceiling.

"Well now, ain't this a nice surprise. Thank you all kindly "

"Yeah yeah , come let's cut the cake already"

"Awe baby doll , shouldn't open my gifts first?"

"Tino. I let you judge and criticize my clothing designs for almost four bloody hours. We are having that cake now, and wine. "

"okay that's fair "

Val shakes his head in more amusement an sits down next to her with Al in his lap , while the cake gets set on the table an Angel gets the wine out only for the five demons , Al and Niffty can have juice or something. Also not trusting Nifft with a knife , Husk finds a good knife to cut the cake with and cuts into it, also plating the pieces of said sweet treat for everyone , yes including Val too. Sure Valentino has had birthday parties before but this small gathering is one of his favorites for sure, especially because this year his husband is regressed this time around. And also maybe because Al had maybe possibly shoved a slice of cake in Vox's face and Vel had taken a picture of it planning on printing it out an putting in a scrapbook she has been working on with Niffty and Charlie.

[hellsbeenbettersincehesplit]

Started writing a little Vel-focused thing where she ends up staying at the hotel for unclear reasons!

[lavendulachronicler]

Sickly Sweet II - The Sequel To A Raunchy Hazbin Hotel OC Prequel

It's amazing what a soul can get used to. Granted, in a lot of ways Hell isn't as bad as you'd think. Syrup can hardly tell why Angel wants to stay at this dingy hotel.

Well, it's rent free.

And Charlie's nice enough. Vaggie's a laugh riot and, of course, with Alastor there it's hardly going to be boring.

Not to mention, with so many people from his life still skulking around and looking for revenge, maybe a friend or two isn't so bad.

Especially when one of them is an Overlord. And Fibonacci seems like a clever and cruel one at that.

The first three chapters of the Sequel to My Extended Plotty, Smutty Brainrot are up! Follow a sinner still relatively fresh to Hell as he tries to get Better (But better can mean many things)

[snnuysuzuki]

Of Saints and Sinners Chapter 4: The Blackmail By: @morningstarwrites on AO3!!

Decided to draw the goofy little picture that Velvette took during her turn in the fight scene <3

Did I avoid drawing Alastor's hands at all costs? Maybe

Did I completely forget Lucifer's legs, arms, and tailcoat-thing until the last minute and had to shoehorn them in? Maybe

Was I too lazy to make the Sinstagram caption thing? Absolutely (And also just a background in general)

All jokes aside, I REALLY love this radioapple fanfic I found all just because of a fanart made by @dirtgrubber

I only found it like yesterday and I'm already on chapter 12 (it's my comfort fic, and it's just super enjoyable for a radioapple fanatic like me)

[someonethatsnotimportantplshelp]

𖤐Alastor x Fem! Reader Overlord𖤐

First post!! ^^

Maybe I'll do a part 2 ❀

TW!! Swearing, may have misspelled some word, not proofread, not much cuz this my first fanfic^^

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You were married to Alastor the "Radio Demon", but then Alastor left mysteriously without an word... Your heart felt cold as thoughts of him abandoning you ran through your head.. You tried so hard not to think about it that way but your brain was a bitch and kept reminding you of the exact same thought...

You tried to toughen and to protect yourself, after some years of train you became an overlord, and more powerful Alastor was even when you last saw him... Your heart cold with a little warm touch, that warm touch was hope for Alastor to come back...

7 years later... You thought to yourself "no time to rely on a man", you because a badass-like overlord, you rely on nobody but still a apart of you still had hope for you husband.

You walked down the streets with your high heels stomping on the floor, demons scared and ran away from you knowing you were VERY powerful.

You walked the now lonely streets, as you walked by you saw an ad on the TVs in a window shop, you saw the news of a new hotel called "Hazbin Hotel" about redeemtion with Lucifer's daughter Charlie, you pitied it knowing these sinners in hell couldn't change, you were about to walk past until you heard an familiar voice...

A static filled voice filled your brain... It couldn't be... You looked back and your eyes widened as you saw Alastor... With the king if hells daughter at some tacky hotel... And turns out he was there for months?! He was in hell for months... Didn't say a word when he left and didn't say a word when he returned...

You wanted to slap his face so bad and you had the power to knowing that you over powered him... You decided to keep your anger in for another day, clenching your hands into fists as you stomped away, the sound of your high heels tapping on the har concrete floor echoced through the lonely streets...

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Days passed by... You were chilling on your couch then you heard a ring on the bell, you opened the door and see a letter inviting you to an "overlord meeting", you thought to yourself "sure why not? Not like there anything better to do.

When the meetingday came you got ready and left, you arrived at the place looking at it up and down. You opened the doors and went to the room where the meeting was being hosted, you saw everyone, Carmilla saw you walking through the doors, happy that you came to the meeting. You found your seat and sat down to see Rosie, you guys had a quick chat but then interrupted by someone walking through... It was Alastor... You were filled by frustration but didn't let it show, you relaxed the rolled your eyes ignoring Alastor like you didn't even know him..

He noticed you... His eyes widened to see you hear after many years, he wanted to say so much to you but he knew it wasn't the appropriate time to let it all out in front of everyone... Carmilla sees everyone here, and Alastor who she didn't even invite but whatever, she started talking about the reason she brought you all hear... You couldn't help but Alastor nervously glancing to you wanted to tell you so many things but it would be rude to interrupt an important meeting.. You didn't even dare to glance at him once ignoring him completely..

After the meeting and Velvette intrupping thing you left walking back home.. As you wondered ur way home you stopped to feel a hand on your shoulder stopping you, it was Alastor... With a nervous smile ready to let all the words finally spill out of his mouth.

You turned around to him, the moment he opened his mouth you interupped him leaving him to pause in his place. "What do you want Alastor.." you growled to him leaving him shocked at the rude cockiness you had in your voice, he felt regretful leaving without a word...

"Darling oh how I missed you! I'm sorry I left you alone for 7 years.." he spills out, you stared at him squinting your eyes, "And apparently you were too busy with the princess of hell to tell me you returned?" you growled." I tried to find you but you were no where... I asked Rosie, she told me you might be at the overlord meeting so I came even though I wasn't invited.." he says to you with his smile a little loose." Tell me why you left then" your eyes soften trying to hold back the tears relived that Alastors home and you knew he stilled loved you, your mind having an battle against hope and cockiness, the war hurting your brain.

"I can't I'm afraid, no matter how much I want to.." he sighed as he looked down as his smile shrunk a little, you smiled as hope won the war in your brain, "I believe you." your smile warming his heart in relief. "I should bring you to the hotel sometime M'lady~" his gentlemen personality kicking back in as he held you hand, "I'll enjoy that~" you chuckled glad your man returned, he grabs your face gentlely and pulls you into a kiss.

Little did both of us knew a camera were watching us the whole time.. It was Vox in his chair spying on us, his face raging, "THAT RADIO COCK SUCKING FUCKER IS BACK?!" He screamed, "And he has a bitch? What a second..." he takes a closer look, "His bitch is y/n?! That bitch is more powerful then the both of us!" he gripped onto the armrests of his chair. "I couldn't take Alastor or y/n eat me alive.." he says brewing a plan in his head.

His grin grows wider... "I think I might just have the plan." he chuckled with one of his eyes looking hypnotizing...

To be continued...

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That was a lot of fun!!! I hope you enjoyed it!!!

If you want part 2 just ask me

Wanna be tagged? Just ask!

Tysm for reading!!! 🥰

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[lafayette-paw-arts]

More Poly Vees Headcanons (Pt 3)

(I wrote a fanfic about this already) Vox leans to his right when relaxing, so Velvette and Valentino have an intense competition to decide who gets to be on Vox's right side for the night. It starts as soon as the elevator doors open and ends when one of them enters the room Vox is in, it gets very competitive and the loser gets very salty.

The Vees collect pokemon cards, they don't play the game they just think the cards are neat.

Valentino isn't super picky and will take almost any card if he doesn't already have it

Velvette is a little more moderate and takes cards she likes the look of but that's still a lot of cards

Vox is the pickiest bastard and will only take cards he loves or are of pokemon he really likes.

Since Vox has such a small list of cards he wants if the other two pull a card he wants they tend to just give it to him.

Vox has a ratty, worn, not even soft anymore blanket that he loves with all his heart. Valentino has offered to find a replacement and Vox got so upset he refused to let Valentino onto his floor for days. Velvette wisely keeps her mouth shut about the blanket.

Velvette and Vox both have a large hoard of soft fluffy blankets, Val has a couple of good ones he really likes.

Vox has a canopy bed but doesn't have curtains on it, instead he has christmas lights wrapped around the frame that he uses to light his room instead of using the ceiling light. The other two don't understand why he hates the "demon light" (they find that name for it hilarious since they're all demons)

Velvette has a basket in her room that was given to her by the boys, and they do their best to keep it full of chocolate for her, they firmly believe that is how they stay out of trouble most of the time.

[bapple117]

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[rabioa]

Collar-ful Engravings

Vox x Hellhound!Reader - Fluff - Gender Neutral

Vox gets a hell hound, you, as a business gift. He doesn't really care about you until he sees how much your presence bothers Alastor. Now he's all about you, spoiling you and flaunting you around. Now, he's even got a gift with your name on it... its not too tight now, is it?

TW: Unsexualized petplay(? Reader is a Hellhound so it comes with the territory?), any Hazbin Hotel warnings

Hello hello!!! This is my first attempt at publishing a fanfic. I know it's not perfect so if you have any feedback then please let me know!! Remember to stay hydrated and remember you are loved! <3

You cleared your throat; the sensation of something against such a vulnerable place felt odd. The collar sat proudly around your neck, the design wasn't anything over-the-top, which was how you preferred most things. It was black with a simple silver buckle but in neat cyan cursive engravings read “Vox”.

Vox stood next to you as you stared in the mirror, you hands gingerly testing the fine leather. 

"So what do you think? Pretty nice, right? I had Velvette pick the material. It's not too tight now, is it? If you don't like something about it then I can get it altered, or better yet, get you a new one. I think a neat collection would be nice, wouldn't it?" The T.V. head rambled behind you, his hands resting firmly on your shoulders. Occasionally, his hand would lift off to do some gesture, ever the animated talker. 

"No, it's..." You struggled for words. Oddly possessive? A bit kinky? Really fucking embarrassing to wear? "It's something. Nice quality it's just... a bit much, don't you think...?" You chose your words carefully, not hoping to incite his wrath. You were never a disobedient hellhound after all. 

He laughed off your concerns. "Of course not! You're now a face in the brand. You need to represent, y'know? People have to know who you belong to, that you're associated with the best of the best," he explained, turning you around by your shoulders. He didn't seem to understand how his words sounded. People have to know who you belong to. 

You tried to school your face into something a little more pleasant, so he at least knew you were receptive to his generosity. "Thank you, sir. I believe this luxury is wasted on me though. There are better ways to allocate your resources and money rather than on some random mutt,” you tried your best to explain your thoughts gently. You winced at his unamused expression. It felt like you were letting him down simply by letting the emotions slip.

“No, no, no. None of that” he chided, booping your nose with his index finger. Your snout wrinkled up as it always did when he booped you. “Are you judging my taste? My impeccable eye? Keep your head up high. You aren't just some mutt. No, you are among the big players, so show some respect for yourself. Anyways, it'll show off your brand-new accessory better if you keep your chin up,” he hummed, grabbing your chin to tilt your head higher. He always spoke in such a theatrical way that lifted your mood. Your thoughts may not be kind to yourself, but he was plenty proud of you to make you feel better. 

You instinctively straightened up, not wanting to let him down. He smiled, clearly pleased. “There we go. Now then,” he wrapped his arm around your shoulder, leading you out of the loft and into the elevator. During the long trip down (seriously, it always took a bit to get from the top floor where all the Vee's usually buzzed around in to the bottom) Vox's screen split into two.

On one side was his face, on the other were designs for another collar. The sight of him going split-screen always amused you greatly, reminding you of the silly reddit story videos trending in the living world. “I was thinking for the next collar we go all out. There's this trend of really decked out chokers with charms, charms and all the ribbons. We can easily apply it here, so look, what do you prefer? Black or silver chain? Ah, actually let's just get both variations,” he seemed to be more of talking to himself as he guided himself through a collar shopping spree. 

You were flustered at all the spoiled attention he was giving you. You felt like a cute doll with how he pampered you, meant to sit still and look pretty as he handled all the rest. It was funny, to think a few months ago you were simply another hell hound in your old master's army of hell hounds, doomed to do menial labor for the rest of your life. Now you were on T.V. screens, even a few posters. You were a mini celebrity, the latest gossip when people talked about Vox. 

“How about we leave it to Miss Velvette? It's more of her department,” you suggested meekly. You hoped Velvette would have some mercy and create less flashy collars. 

He snapped his fingers, creating finger guns pointed at you. His face maximized, no longer sharing two windows. “You’re right. She'll make sure it's perfect. We can even get some new outfits to match,” he agreed much to your relief. 

The elevator doors opened and it was like being seared by a million blinking suns. Vox's hand traveled to your waist, pulling you against his side as he flashed a charming grin. You blinked, trying to look pretty and charming to some degree as your eyes adjusted to the flashing cameras. He guided you out, the reporters parting like the Red Sea for the two of you. You were always impressed that they never tried to block him, but you supposed frying a few daring reporters and stepping over them when they tried him was an effective message. 

You shifted closer into his side, a feeble attempt at shielding yourself from the lenses. To the outside perspective it was a sultry move, as if bragging that only you could get close to him. The news articles for the next few days would rave about this, much to your future dismay. 

“Sir, where are we going?” You muttered to him, a shy smile on your face. 

“There's a new VoxTek megastore opening. We are doing the opening. You want to hold the scissors for the ribbon?” He teased you, his claws pressing into your side slightly to convey his joking intent. It wasn't a threatening gesture, but rather a comforting one. The pressure was like a gentle reminder that he was here, with you, holding you, and his grip was firm, ensuring no rascal could steal you away. 

His smile seemed to grow even larger as you both walked down the street. You glanced around, noting nothing of interest or joy around the two of you. He looked down at you, as if understanding your confusion.

“They're already posting about your latest accessory. I wonder, if they're going so wild over a collar, what will they say when the leash comes in?” 

Ah shit, he got you a leash too?

[self-indulgent-devils]

Literally we are always obsessed with the idea of a little Velvette with her dads. Like, if Velvette was a kid in hell and adopted by Val and Vox and she was this cute little brat that just needs love. Velvette is one of our fave characters, we definitely gotta write a fic about that honestly. Baby Velvette? Cutest idea ever.

[radioisntdead]

Nothing's new

Velvette x reader

Warnings: I don't know what this is, but the reader's heels are broken!

Song used

You never thought you'd end up in hell with your girlfriend, you never thought you'd be dragged along for the ride as she climbed the ranks, and you certainly didn't think that she'd leave you like this, stranded outside a club in the acidic rain, broken heels in hand, and phone nearly dead, after what you could only describe as the worst argument you'd ever had.

I wanna be touched, be loved

You should've seen this coming, there were signs, there were signs right? you had rose tinted glasses on? Or was there truly no warning? The two of you had spats before but nothing like this.

I wanna heal, be hugged

You walked down the hellish streets, looking at your relationship over and over again in your brain, painstakingly combing over them looking for anything you could've missed.

It's just the two of us, or that's what we swore

You and Velvette were together for....

honestly you lost track of how many years, you were together the day the two of you died in a texting and driving accident, the two of you died rather young, only in your twenties, and the two of you were together throughout your entire hellish stay.

You could still remember her hand holding yours as she dragged you though the pride ring, assuring you that it'd be alright as the two of you tried to figure out what to do now.

And if I've lost my charm, apologies due, no harm

And now she tossed you out like a toy that she didn't want it anymore.

You tried calling her, hoping that she'd answer, that maybe things could still be fixed, that maybe she'd regret her decision and come back for you.

That at the end of all this you'd be curled up together in bed, warm, dry and not at risk from whatever acidic rain does to you.

'Cause you've got a hold of my heart and I know it's worn

She doesn't pick up, no matter how many times the phone rings.

Deep down you know that everything has ran it's course, it's over.

So, won't you please spare me indignity?

You let out a bitter laugh as your phone turns off mid dial, the last thing you see from it is Velvette's contact picture.

And won't you please give me some decency?

The day started off like usual, Velvette's ungodly alarm went off, dragging you away from sleep like how a mother cat yoinks her kitten away, and untangled yourself from Velvette.

And won't you please call it if our time is through?

You made two cups of coffee for the two of you, [and left some for the other two Vees if they wanted a cup, you hoped Valentino burned himself.]

Paired with a breakfast that'd give the two of you energy throughout the day, the two of you talked about the days plans as you did your morning routines then separated for the work day.

'Cause I know that we fall apart when nothing's new

The two of you made plans that night to go check out a new club that opened up recently, and so you picked out your best outfit for the occasion along with your favorite heels, the exact ones that were now broken in your hand.

'Cause if we are near to through,

Nothing's new

Then when the two of you went to the damned thing your girlfriend was in awe because of the singer on the stage singing Bon Jovi songs, the performer even put their hand under her chin in a rather intimate style, and of course you got a little jealous.

I want to be close to you, but I don't know what to do

Honestly it was nothing new, she'd glance at other people, as would you.

It would lead to bickering, and the bickering would lead to unholy shenanigans that the writer of this fanfic does not want to go into detail on or when they got more hostile then the two of you liked, the two of you would separate for maybe a day or two, you had a separate apartment to go whenever these happened.

But this time, you guess it just hit a sore spot or maybe things had finally hit the limit.

Maybe it was inevitable that something like this would happen, maybe it was only a matter of time before this love of yours failed.

'Cause if we are near to through

You remember how everything started with Velvette, she was a fashion major and you were studying something else, the two of you met at some college party, you got her number and the two of you went on a couple of dates.

It may make it worse, and if I start to grieve

From movie theater date nights followed by a nice dinner to just simply joining the other two run errands, Oh how you missed those days when it was much simpler.

'Cause it feels you're 'bout to leave

You sighed as you got to the argument apartment, you slid the key into the door and opened it into the empty apartment, it was decent, much more dialed back then the room you shared in the vees tower, the walls were painted pale pink, white couches, and a matching pink rug covered the hard wood floor.

Forgive me, I'm not naïve, I've been here before

You made a beeline to the shower discarding your ruined clothes, and hopping straight into the warm shower, letting the water clean off the acidic rain.

So, won't you please spare me indignity?, and won't you please give me some decency?

Maybe it was for the better that it seemed the relationship was coming to an end, the two of you weren't good for each other, not anymore.

And won't you please call it if our time is through? 'Cause I know that we fall apart when nothing's new

You made up your mind up that once you charged up your phone, you'd officially end things with Velvette, hoping that maybe things would end smoothly.

Nothing's new, nothing's new, nothing's new

Unfortunately though, when you got out of that shower, Velvette was waiting for you, holding your dead phone in hand.

Nothing's new,

Like a child coming back for her toy.

nothing's new, Nothing's new, nothing's new,

Nothing's new, nothing's new, Nothing's new, nothing's new, Nothing's new, nothing's new

And that would be birth of a cycle of shitty behaviors from both parties, harsher fights that were publicized, messy break ups that left you swearing that that'd be the end, only to end up back in her bed two days later.

Nothing's new

Dark lipstick stains left on your skin and bleeding marks left on hers.

Please spare me indignity, and won't you please give me some decency?

With every time you came back to her you swore it'd be the last, but like any other addiction it was hard to stop, and eventually you would.

And won't you please call it if our time is through?

After getting ditched in the rain a couple times too many, and thrown aside for something more shiny and new.

'Cause I know that we fall apart when nothing's new

But for now you'd be by her side, drenched like a wet puppy dog, with your phone dead, heels broken and wrapped within her arms.

Nothing's new

GOOD EVENING FOLKS I DON'T KNOW WHAT I WROTE I was going to a thing then I got ideas that will be chopped up and given to other fics, editing will be my downfall.

Anywho thank you for tuning in! Goodnight folks!

[princesscoress]

Ok so I have had this head canon for a while that the vees have movie nights together, and I’m just wondering if you could write abt them having a movie night and it’s late but the movie isn’t over and bunny is getting really irritated bc she is tired.

But yeah this is just a suggestion.

I hope you doing good and not over working yourself.

OH MY GOD !!!! they so do !!!!

warnings: angry bunny, ari doesn’t know how movies in hell work so she just rolls with it, ari also disses oppenheimer even tho she’s seen it 12 times, this is pretty short ngl, IT IS 12:58 AM WHY AM I WRITING FANFICS RN : YALL BETTER LOVE ME

Thump Goes The Bunny

you loved movie nights, especially when the vees allowed you to choose the movie although usually regretting it after you made them watch some kid movie. ( valentino cries over half of them )

you and vox had a set bed time for you, mostly vox’s idea after he noticed how grumpy you would be when you stayed up too late and you agreed to it

so you had no fucking idea why he was having you stay up watching oppenheimer, which you were practically bored of watching five minutes into it and did not feel like staying up for this movie of all things.

you tried to fall asleep a couple of times but then one of the vees would have a reaction to the movie and it would ruin your chances of sleeping

that’s why you were currently sitting on vox’s lap, faced away from the movie. you let out a frustrated groan which just ended up with vox kissing you on the cheek, which did nothing but frustrate you more.

“wanna sleep!!!!” you practically yelled but it just ended up in the velvette and valentino shushing you not even paying attention to what you said and only to the fact a loud noise came out of you.

that’s when you decided to stand up, causing all three of the vees to immediately pull their attention from the movie screen and to you.

“conejita, you want me to move so you can sit on the couch?” valentino asked, thinking you were gonna complain about how your legs fall asleep from being in the same position for too long.

what they weren’t suspecting was for you to thump three times in response, vox’s eyes widened and he immediately stood up and picked you up. “what the fuck, princess?”

he started walking to the kitchen, trying to let valentino and velvette be able to watch the movie without your current tantrum but by the time he got to the kitchen you had managed to get out of his arms and thump again

he sighed before kneeling down to your height. “what have we talked about?” but you just shook your head, pretty much done with all three of them at this point.

“i did say what’s wrong before thumping! none of you listened tho! vally and vel just shushed me!” your voice came out whinier than you wanted, not trying to sound like a little kid complaining

he sighed again. “what’s wrong, princess?” he opened up his arms which you immediately walked into, him immediately hugging you as your eyes starting to well up a little bit. “i just wanna go sleep.”

he nodded before picking you up again. “it’s only...” he looked at the time before mentally hitting himself. “i’m sorry princess i thought it was earlier, it’s almost 1 AM no wonder you’re in a bad mood right now.”

“just wanna sleep.” vox had gotten the hint that the most important thing right now was getting you to sleep, which is why he immediately went to your guys’ room, planning on texting velvette and valentino about your sleep schedule being messed up once he had gotten you to sleep.

[chrysalis-the-butterfly]

Hazbin Hotel Shipping Meme

(Credit to SaucyMist on Twitter for the template.)

OTP

Angel Dust and Husk (Huskerdust) - My favourite Hazbin Hotel ship. A blorbo who's been abused finally finding a guy who genuinely cares for him, while both are also learning to overcome their mistakes and be better people? Yes, please!

Charlie and Vaggie (Chaggie) - They're just so cute together! And I enjoy seeing a grumpy cynic paired with a ray of sunshine.

Emily and Lute (Emilute) - They're both angels, but very different kinds. Emily would think she can fix Lute; Lute would think she can make Emily worse. Can Emily persuade Lute to change her mind about sinners through the Power of Love? I'd enjoy seeing her try!

Sir Pentious and Cherri Bomb (CherriSnake) - A classic enemies-to-lovers pairing that's really grown on me over time.

Lucifer and Lilith (Lucilith) - I'm interested to see more of them and to find out more about Lilith.

Cute

Charlie, Vaggie, Emily and Lute (Charlie's Angels) - Yeah, I want to put all my favourite ladies together and see what happens!

Secretly Ships

Alastor and Vox (StaricMoth) - How did they meet? Does Vox love Alastor, or is it just an obsession? Does Alastor hate Vox, or does he secretly miss him? There's fanfic potential there!

Vaggie and Lute (FallenWings) - I wonder if they dated briefly when Vaggie was still an Exorcist? I wonder if Lute was a little messed up after Vaggie's Fall? I wonder if Lute doubled down on her homophobia as a coping mechanism?

Molly and Cherri Bomb (MollyBomb) - I just think it would be funny if Cherri started dating her best friend's sister! Angel would find it weird at first, but he'd know he can trust Cherri to treat his twin sister right.

Sera and Lucifer (Lucera?) - The Head Seraphim and the King of Hell? What a pairing that would be! I like this ship because it would be interesting to see an alliance between Heaven and Hell, and to make Charlie and Emily stepsisters. That, and the extreme height difference between the towering Sera and the short king Lucifer would be hilarious.

Maybe? Neutral

Vox and Valentino (VoxVal), Vox and Velvette (VoxVel), Valentino and Velvette (ValVel), and Poly Vees - I do like VoxVal as a toxic messed-up villainous power couple. But I honestly find it hard to ship Valentino with anybody. And I don't know if Velvette is compatible romantically with either of those men.

Adam and Lute (Guitarspear) - I can't decide if I prefer Adam and Lute as a couple, Lute as Adam's favourite of his many concubines, or a Burns-and-Smithers thing where Lute is obedient to the point of infatuation and Adam is clueless.

Carmilla and Zestial (ZestMilla) - They're just ... there. I don't love them, I don't hate them.

Friends / Family

Charlie, Lucifer and Lilith (Morningstar Family) - I like imagining what the family was like when Charlie was younger.

Angel Dust and Molly (Spider Twins) - One twin in Hell, the other in Heaven ... ooh, I love that angst potential!

Sera and Emily (Seraphim Angels) - I see them as a caring but overprotective mother and a curious but naïve daughter.

Husk and Niffty (CasinoSweep) - Since they're both tied to Alastor, I think they'd get to know each other pretty well. I like the idea of Husk looking out for Niffty and keeping her in check.

Emily, Sir Pentious and Molly (Emtious, Emolly and MollySnake) - I really hope they're an official trio in Season 2! They'd be awesome! Emily could help Sir Pentious adjust to an afterlife in Heaven, and Molly could get behind Charlie's cause and try to see her brother again (assuming she remembers him...).

Alastor, Mimzy and Rosie (Alzy and RadioRose) - The idea of the aroace icon Alastor building a gaggle of gal pals around him will never not be funny to me.

Charlie and Angel Dust (CharlieDust) - Caring little sister and protective big brother.

Vaggie and Angel Dust (SpiderMoth) - Bossy big sister and bratty little brother.

Emily and Angel Dust (HaloDust) - Adoring little sister and bemused big brother.

Not For Me

Carmilla and Velvette (Velmilla) - I can see why others would ship them, but I don't. They're more like business rivals than lovers to me.

Adam and Lucifer (AdamsApple) - Again, I see the appeal of shipping the First Man with the Devil. But I don't think they'd work out long-term. A tough boastful dude and the softer shortie who keeps stealing his wives? It's a recipe for disaster!

NOTP

Angel Dust and Valentino (Valangel) - I don't think this one needs much explanation. I can't ship Valentino with anyone, let alone Angel.

Adam and Lilith (Adalith) - If he was so misogynistic that she fled the Garden of Eden to get away from him, I can't imagine they're very compatible.

Charlie and Alastor (Charlastor) - I prefer them as a twisted mentor and trusting mentee, not a romantic couple.

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[zestialmorde]

After a few too many drinks, Zestial is ready to tell the story of how him and Carmilla's friendship blossomed

tagging: @carmilla15 @ep1c-m0ai

445 words Zestial pov fluff

An: I know this is a little weird for a roleplay blog but it also felt too long to just answer the ask? That's why its kinda set up like a fanfic even though it is Zestials pov still. It's also not green bc I didnt want everyone to hate me lmao

I met Carmilla many years ago. Our paths had crossed several times before we ever exchanged words, though whether she noticed me lurking in the shadows is another matter. From the moment she entered the scene, she had me captivated with her power and grace. She moved through the aftermath of the exterminators' visits with such elegance, looking more like an angel than the angels who had just departed. Her presence was magnetic, drawing all eyes and leaving an indelible impression on everyone she encountered.

Our first proper meeting was at an overlords' assembly. Keep in mind, I was in charge of the roster back then, so naturally, I ensured her inclusion as soon as her soul count was sufficient. For a newcomer to the overlords' meeting, she was a firecracker! Unlike Velvette, who is all flash and fury, Carmilla was calm and collected, wielding facts and statistics with a precision I had never seen before. Her demeanor commanded respect and attention. I was overjoyed when she accepted my invitation for tea afterward. Beautiful and intelligent, we had so much in common that it seemed almost as if we were destined to work together.

During that first tea, we talked for hours, discussing everything from the intricacies of our respective domains to our thoughts on the shifting power dynamics within the underworld. Her insights were sharp, her wit even sharper, and I found myself drawn to her in a way I had not anticipated. Her laughter was like a melody, and her gaze held a depth that promised endless discoveries. It was clear that beneath her composed exterior lay a fiercely passionate being with a vision for the future that resonated with my own.

After that, I may have made an effort to... bump into her a bit more frequently. I like to think I was subtle in my attempts, though I’m almost certain she noticed—not that she ever complained. We began to collaborate on various projects, our combined efforts yielding results that neither of us could have achieved alone. Our partnership flourished, built on mutual respect and a deep understanding of each other’s strengths and weaknesses.

Many years have passed, and in that time, nearly every other overlord has either chosen to step down or has been forcibly removed from their position. Yet, through all the turmoil and upheaval, Carmilla has remained steadfastly by my side. Her loyalty is unwavering, her counsel invaluable. Truly, she is an angel among swine, and I am fortunate to call her my ally and friend. Our bond has only grown stronger over the years, a testament to the unique connection we share in this chaotic realm.