#dad vox and dad valentino

[self-indulgent-devils]

Hehehe wrote our fic. So excited and happy with it. We mostly just wrote whatever for the first chapter to get it published, but we are still very satisfied with it.

You'll also be able to find our other two writings there. A collection of Valentino x Reader that is sfw and more for asexual and soft/comfort purposes and a collection of random drafts and scenes that don't really correlate with anything. :)

Here is a link to our Val x Reader fic.

And then here is a link to our unfinished drafts/rambles collection.

Will share links to our fics as we primarily post them on ao3. Requests will be posted here before being posted there. Will make a headcanons collection on there eventually. Enjoy :)

[cupidsncheerios]

i am still not out of these dumb memes. here.

part 1 part 3 part 4 part 5

[scenecipriano]

Vox: IF YOU GO BACK TO THAT FUCKING CASINO WE ARE DONE!

Alastor: WE’VE BEEN DONE SINCE YOU DECIDED TO REPLACE YOUR HEAD

Val and Velvette watching them fight

Velvette: Do you think mom will actually kick dad out this time and mean it?

Valentino: Nah dad is too charming…wait.

Valentino: THEY’RE NOT OUR FUCKING PARENTS VEL-

Alastor and Vox: LANGUAGE-

[helluvaparallels]

"Cause I'm that #Bitch!" "You tacky piece of sh-!"

"You and the Vees are inane and uninformed, smug wannabees who don't heed when been warned!" "I'm singing it, I'll finish it!"

[speakofthedebbie]

it may be uncredited hell but who else doin it like pinterest comment sections

teetering dangerously close to stolas hate but.. "hanky lanky panky"

"maybe if you got rid of that yee yee ass haircut maybe youd get some bitches on yo dick!"

[vaggieslefteye]

Overlords and their mugs ☕

*former Overlords included!

[voxtekenterprises]

[bloodmoon24]

Alastor: As much as l'd love to meet with new people, Vox and I have a tour to continue

Valentino heard this and takes Vox by the arms before dragging his front

Valentino: *unsure chuckle* I'm sure Vox can handle showing me around

Alastor appears in front of them

Alastor: Nonsense! *grabs Vox and drags him forward* We started this friendship and partnership together, and we'll show off how we worked together *hugs him while nuzzling the side of his screen* Right, Vox?

Alastor stops dragging Vox so he can be the one to lead the tour for

Vox: *light blush and smile* Oh, right. Of course

[anonymouscheeses]

Vaggie and Valentino are connected and no one has been talking about it (I think 😭)

Brutha. I've always known this but like these two are surface level similar yet so SO SO SOOOO different its terrifying.

Question might be, why tf am I comparing the r*pist and the beautiful, gorgeous, fantastic, inspiring, humble, generous, smeggsy, former angel?

Simply because they are both moth demon's that speak Spanish. It's a bit too specific. And rlly that's kind of all I have right now. Sure, you could say "erm actually, Vaggie isn't a moth demon 🤓" and ur probably right. But if she's not, why is it that in her redesign for the show they lean into the moth hair? It's look much MUCH more moth than in the pilot. So if Viv wanted to stray away from the moth theme, why make it look more like that? She may not he exactly a moth demon but she does have intentional moth features. Perhaps Vaggie just disguised herself like that, either way, still a connection..

I would get it if one of them were in helluva boss jst as a way to recycle and make room or whatever. But no, they are in the same show, same world, same ring of hell, same city(I think). It's a weird connection and I kind of don't want it to exist. Like at all. Because if they are connected I can't think of any other way they are except that Val could be a fallen angel. Which I CANT imagine. Unless Vaggie is like, a winner that became an exterminator, but genuinely that would be a bit complex. But what isn't in this show. Then again, Adam said he created her, or that could be a metaphor for that Vaggie was never noticed as a human and just brushed off to the side so therefore Adam "created" her (created a name and image/status of her). But that's unlikely, I don't they would be that smart lmao.

Personality wise, they both have anger issues. Pilot Vaggie and show Valentino are more alike but show Vaggie is still somewhat spicy. They also both have hot voices, sorry not sorry, like fuck Val (not literally) but his voice is BAZINGA 😍 and I'm a simp for Stephanie Beatriz. I'm a simple gal.

Design wise they have rare commonalities. They are both heavily red but thats everyone in the show it make my eyes bleed. But. A weird thing someone pointed out in a slideshow on tiktok is that show Valentino has white stripes on his hips. Me personally I'm not sure what to think about it really. Like I mean it IS a new detail that spawned AFTER the pilot and it is like... on the EXACT place. But like, it's such a weird thing to include when it's such a common pose yknow?

Also the X's on the boobs are so sensual I cannot be the only one. And ykno Val is the king of sensual (🤮)

Maybe you could be asking, "if Val and Vaggie r connected jst because they are moth demons then that jst means that anyone that are the same species are somehow tied to eachother huh? 🤓" like Angel Dust and Zestial. But what I think differs from that is the fact these two have actual big similarities apart from jst the fact they are moths. Like what I just explained, personality, design, both speak Spanish. While Angel Dust and Zestial are only just both spiders. Angel's reason for being a spider is due to the ykno, "web of crime" thing. And Zesty man? Idk he probably got bit and fucking died by a poisonous spider. I mean, health shit wasn't exactly great back in his ye olde time.

For Val and Vaggie we have NO idea why they are moths

But I did find this! From google AI.....? (I didn't even know that was a thing..) but, I think it's true. It explains the dynamic with Angel alot and I think that's an interesting detail.

Which could also apply to Vaggie because of her hyper-dependency on Charlie.

Plus this fits Vaggie so. SO much. If my theory that Vaggie just disguised herself as a moth to blend in then that would be a good connection to the entire moth motif. Love, I don't even need to explain.

It can fit Val too if you think abt the disguise part a bit. Like he disguises himself as this charming and calming figure to avoid suspicion and lure victims... fucking creepy 🤮

Also in Vaggie's past designs she was more moth.

Here is like. ONE image I could find that wasn't too blurry. Like I wouldn't say it's heavy moth but I think if you asked me what insect she was based off I would guess moth in like a few minutes. The colors being dark, the fluffy legwarmers. Yum, that's a mothy. (THIS DESIGN YHO KINDA PISSES ME OFF. WHY IS THERE THE FEMALE SIGN OK HER SHIRY I THOUGHT SHE WAS STRAIGHT IN THIS VER??? also str8 vaggie scares me don't ever bring up that thing around me. They are NOT the same. #notmyvagina)

From what I know there aren't any previous old beta designs of Valentino, so he was likely made for the show specifically.

Overall, they are both sexy Spanish speakers who are moth demons, in the same show, oddly specific connected design choices, and have some anger issues.

Oh also they both hate Angel Dust 💜

[bunnylove1]

guys….

I need more lucifer x reader fics I’ve already read all the ones I can find, if I don’t get more soon I’m gonna lose my mind and go straight to other men……

I’m talking vox…..it’s a battle between my two husbands

[anotherbummer]

I mean, you’ve been gone for a while, and it’s not like anybody knows why.

Hazbin Hotel | 1.02 → 1.05

[omniuravity]

I'm gonna rate all the songs in Hazbin Hotel in order from my least favorite to my favorite.

@bloodypeachblog @fatgumsurpremacy-remastered

12. It Starts With Sorry (Episode 2)

This song isn't bad, I just hate how sappy it is. It doesn't help that it's in the same episode as Stayed Gone which is one of my favorites.

11. Whatever It Takes (Episode 3)

Again, I don't hate it I just don't think it's as strong as the rest of the songs. I personally wasn't a fan of the songs in Episode 3, they just weren't as strong as the rest.

10. Welcome To Heaven (Episode 6)

It's not nearly as strong as the other song in the episode. It's pretty good though and reminds me of Happy Day In Hell, which I think was the point.

9. You Didn't Know (Episode 6)

This song is super emotional, but it has way too many story beats within the song and takes me for a ride. It is a powerful song towards the end, but idk it just doesn't hit as hard.

8. Happy Day In Hell (Episode 1)

It's a pretty good first song for the show. I'm just not a fan 🤷🏻‍♀️

7. Respectless (Episode 3)

It sounds like something I'd hear on the radio, which sometimes work but I just wasn't a fan. The only reason this song is so high is because I like Velvette's singing voice.

6. Hell's Greatest Dad (Episode 5)

This episode has two strong songs, and this one is definitely one of my favorites. I love the banter between Lucifer and Alastor. Personally the only thing I dislike about this song is Mimzy's entrance at the end, but I suppose it ends the song.

5. Hell Is Forever (Episode 1)

I love that it's a reprise of Happy Day In Hell, but also Alex Brightman is great at rock musical theatre. It's honestly just a bop. Guitar solo, fuck yeah!

4. Poison (Episode 4)

In my opinion this song is like Addict the sequel. This song is so passionate and strong that it just has to be one of my favorites. This is a reflection of not only Angel Dust as a character, but also the industry he works in.

3. Stayed Gone (Episode 2)

It's so good! It's a double villain song (even though Alastor is technically a protagonist). I am a sucker for a good villain song. Also, as someone who is studying music the A B B A format works really well for me. It's also super jazzy which fits both Vox and Alastor.

2. More Than Anything (Episode 5)

This song made me cry. This song is a testament to Lucifer as a character, as well as his love for his daughter. I am a SUCKER for emotional songs, and this one hit me in the gut.

1. Loser, Baby (Episode 4)

I LOVE Keith David's singing voice especially since I grew up with Princess and the Frog. Not only that, but it's a good start to the slow burn that HuskerDust is supposed to be. I also love that Husk calling "baby" is derogatory and as the song progresses it becomes friendly and loving.

[jalicecookie]

Vox!Dad!

Becoming a parent is a new phase in Vox's life, but luckily there are Photos that , remind him of the slightly chaotic early days.

Vox looked at the display of his cell phone for a moment while his left eye twitched up to one of the many monitors.

He had complete control over the electronic entertainment industry, was one of the most powerful Overlords in the Pride Ring, leader of the Vees and thanks to his hypnosis abilities through Voxtex, his source of power was even greater and Vox loved having the power. The control. The perfection.

As a TV Overlord with headquarters in the V-Tower, Vox not only gets the attention of the media to expand his power and reach as much as possible, but the Vees' fortress was perfect for holding Overlord meetings and business deals, interviews, etc.

The Vees - besides him there are two other Overlords who start with the letter V.

Valentino - his unofficial-official partner in crime, the apple of his devil's eye and the person in the entire Pride Ring who can cause so much chaos in the V-Tower with a fit of rage that Vox needs more than just a coffee…..and of course the owner of his heart. Valentino, as exhausting as he can be, is the love for Vox that he has been looking for for so long in his after-live and the duo is unbeatable together with the fashion queen Velvette.

Velvette - the official social media manager and fashion queen of the Vees, even if she doesn't mince her words and comments on many things with her unfiltered opinion, Velvette is just as important a part of the Vees…..and not just because she created the Love Potion together with Valentino (and sells it successfully!) - no, she is also responsible for a large part of the clothing and its designs that the Vees wear.

And for a few weeks now, also for the newest member of the Vees.

"Vox darling? Where did you hide the little devil? I have to take her measurements, Melissa ordered the wrong fabrics and you certainly don't want your daughter to look like a fucking run over turtle!" - Velvette, as she often did, focused on her phone, strutted into Vox's office and Vox needed a moment to understand what exactly she wanted.

"She's taking her afternoon nap Velvette. After Valentino decided to give her chocolate cake instead of a bottle last night, the poor baby was completely overtired and hardly slept…if you really want to wake her up to take her measurements now…you're more than welcome to deal with a whining baby…or with Valentino, who seems to be having a bad afternoon," - Vox nodded once at two different monitors that showed two scenarios in the V-Tower.

One was the baby room in Vox and Val's private quarters, where a baby was sleeping in a crib.

And one was the set of Valentino's studios, where he was yelling at his employees about what incompetent idiots they were. The moth demon's bad mood was clearly visible.

But Velvette just made a dismissive hand gesture and didn't seem to understand the problem.

"Don't worry, Vox! The little one loves her Auntie Vel and besides, I'm not the one who's going to wake her up, your assistant Peppermint will do that! See you later, darling!" - Velvette chimed and disappeared from the office a few moments later.

Vox shook her head and now knew that there were two options…either the baby would start crying loudly because…who would want to be woken up from their afternoon nap by their father's personal assistant? Or she would be really happy to see her Auntie Vel and would be in a good mood?

Vee - was not planned to become a part of Vox's life. She was created because Valentino had fun with a Hellborn and got her pregnant.

It was pure coincidence that the baby looked so similar to Valentino, but had Vox's red-blue eyes and a small antenna (okay, maybe Valentino had helped a little with genetic manipulation during the pregnancy because he had once had a dream about a mini-Vox and found the idea amusing that there might be such a thing…that looked like a mixture of him and Vox) - she really did look like a cross between Vox and Val…and as possessive as Valentino was, he wanted a very special name for the little baby, something that would make her recognizable…something that would make her as unique as the Vees.

Velvette only said sarcasm-wise that Vox and Val could call her Vee. And that's exactly what happened.

Vee.

It had been strange and challenging for Vox at first to get used to the baby…when he was alive he had always dreamed of being a father, but it never worked out…fate had other plans.

Now in hell and with the life that he built together with Valentino and Velvette…the cards had been reshuffled. Vee has been part of his life for a few weeks now and apart from the fact that as the newest member of the family she is also doing a really good job for VoxTek's sales figures and followers on social media, Vox has taken the baby into his heart…as has Valentio, who is already spoiling her and always moans when the baby cries in the middle of the night when he wants to give Vox some private, time and have some fun - but in the end Valentino quietly sings Spanish lullabies and looks at Vee with such a loving look, that Vox had never seen in his partner.

It took a while for life to settle down so that Vox, Valentino and Velvette could get along reasonably well and Vee had gotten used to her caregivers…before that…there were days and hours in which neither the moth demon nor the TV demon knew what to do when the baby cried, when it was hungry, when it couldn't be calmed down or how to patiently rock it to sleep or what not to do to make the apartment baby-safe.

Vox and Velvette's personal assistants - Peppermint & Meliassa - had been given an expanded area of ​​responsibility. Because even though Vox and Valentino tried to integrate dad-papito bonding time into life with the baby and work, there were moments when the two assistants were tasked with looking after the baby… even if it was just pushing the stroller around the long corridors of the V-Tower or walking around with a whining, restless baby in his arms… it was all worth it, now that Vox could look back on it.

And a photo on his desk reminded him well of one of those chaotic early days. It was taken seconds before Vee started crying because - someone - had forgotten to give her the teething ring because she was starting to teethe… not a relaxed phase for either the parents or the baby.

Vox had the baby in a baby carrier strapped around his body, a shark plush toy in one hand, the diaper bag hanging over one arm and in the other hand Vox had his smartphone to check his emails.

(Picture drawn by @tokintormin <3 )

And this photo always brought a smile to his face.

Because every beginning is difficult.

THE END

[newleaf92]

Favorite Lines from Hazbin Hotel songs Part Two:

Poison—this song broke my heart as Angel Dust is one of my favorites, and seeing what he had to deal with from Val was devastating.

“I shoulda known it when I looked into your red hot eyes.”

“Addicted to this feelin’ I can’t help but swallow up your poison.”

“I got so good at tellin’ you what you wanna hear.”

“Poison, I'm drownin' in poison. I'm fillin' up my glass but it's always hollow full of poison, I'm sick of the poison. Wish I had somethin' to live for tomorrow.”

Loser, Baby

“You’ve lost your way. You think your life is wrecked. Well, let me just say you’re correct.”

“You’re a fucked up little whiny bitch. You’re a loser just like me.”

“You’re a power bottom at rock bottom, but you got company.”

“I sold my soul to a psychopathic freak.”

“And you think that makes you unique.”

“Baby that’s fine by me.”

“I’m a loser, honey. A schmoozer and a dummy. But at least I know I’m not alone.”

“It’s time to lose your self loathing. Excuse yourself, let hope in,baby. Play your card, be who you are.”

Hell’s Greatest Dad

“Looks like you could some help from the big boss (😈)of Hell himself.”

“With a punch from a pentagram.”

“I’ll rig the game for you because I’m the ref(😈)

“Champagne fountains, caviar mountains. That’s just a start.”

“I’m your guy, your day to day, your chum, your steadfast hotelier.”

“I’m truly honored that we built such a bond.”

“It’s a little funny. You could almost call me dad (👹😈)

(😡👿🎻)

“There’s no substitute for pure angelic power! Who just so happens to also be your blood.”

“Can you butt out of my song? (Your song?! I started this!”)

More Than Anything

“Now you’re the only thing worth fighting for.”

“I’ll shelter and adore you more than anything.”

“So in the end, it’s the view I had of you that showed me dreams can be worth fighting for.”

“I’ve been dying to find out who you are.”

“All that I’m hop in’, now that my eyes are open, is that we can start again. Not be pulled apart again.”

“Cause in the end, you are part of who I am. I’ll support your dreams no matter what’s in store.”

“I’m grateful your my daughter/father.”

Welcome to Heaven

“Welcome to Heaven, oh-oh!” (🎤🫦)

“Where the virtuous reside 24/7, oh-oh!” (🎤🫦)

“Welcome to Heaven, oh-oh!” (🎤🫦)

“Check out our sick decor, the spirit’s leaven, oh!” (🎤😏🫦)

“And everyone is hot!” (🎤🫦🤤🫠)

You Didn’t Know

“Checked all the boxes that you said would prove a person deserves a second chance. Now we turn our backs, no second glance.”

“It’s not fair, Sera.”

“That just because someone is dead, it doesn't mean they can't resolve to change their ways. Turn the page, escape infernal blaze.”

“What are we even talking about? Some crack whore who fucked up already?”

“There’s no question to be posed. He’s unholy, case closed.”

“A man only lives once. I’ll see you in one month. Gotta say I wait can’t to come down and exterminate you.”

“Well, I don’t need your condescension. I’m not a child to protect!”

“Was I too naive to expect you to heed the morals you’re purveying?”

“That’s what the fuck I’ve been saying.”

“If Hell is forever, then Heaven must be a lie.”

“When you make the wretched suffer just to kill them again.”

Out for Love

“I see you’re driven by your detestation.”

“You need a different type of motivation.”

“Think of who you care about. Protect them and be out for love.”

“Fuel yourself with the fear of losin’ that somebody who’s your reason to live. Harness your heart and you can’t help choosin’ to fight with all you can give.”

Ready for This

“And though I kinda feel unsteady, now I gotta be ready for this.”

“Not to mention the camaraderie. Yes sure, you’ll form life-changing friendships with folks along the way.”

“Oh, don’t be put off by their snarlin’, that’s enthusiasm, darlin’!”

“Don’t worry, honey, that’s their thing. Keep singing.”

“When Adam brings the battle here, I must appear like I’m ready for this.”

“Surprised? Why, I knew she could do it all along.”

“Stick with her and you’ll be on the winning side.”

More than Anything-Reprise

“And in the end, if it’s only me you saved, there’s something I’ve been dying to say.”

“Need you to know I love you more than anything.”

Finale

“I know I could have done better, better than letting you down.”

“You can do this, now I know it! For your story has just begun.”

“The stage is wrecked, the crowd is gone, but, by god, Charlie! The show it must go on.”

“With more sinners than you can dream.”

“It starts with you. You know it’s true. Fulfill your destiny!”

“With a bit of bravado, maybe tomorrow, we’ll be atop the heap.”

“Nature abhors a power vacuum. It leaves room for you and me. The power of hell belongs to the Vees.”

“I’m hungry for freedom, like never before!”

“Once I figure out how to unclip my wings, guess who will be pulling all the strings?”

“And then tomorrow, it will be a fuckin’ happy day in Hell!”

[hazbinsponsoredbyvee]

Crap, I mean to do my ask anonymous and didn't hit the button.....

-Shy Anon

No worries, I'll answer it here!

Hi, hello. Got a question for whoever what's to answer, and idk if it's been asked before or is too cliche, but.......what's everyone's favorite color? -Shy Anon

"I don't think it's too cliche! My favorite color is red!"

"Mine would be blue, if you couldn't tell! With red as my second favorite."

"Red, obviously."

"It's hard for me to choose a favorite! But I think... maybe gold."

"Probably red; mostly because it reminds me of Charlie."

"I gots ta' go with pink!"

"I guess my favorite's probably orange."

"I like pink, too. Specifically, a nice, raspberry pink!"

"I really like red!"

"Purple is my favorite, with red as a close second."

"Hot pink, definitely."

[speakofthedebbie]

my honest reaction when i first watched rktvs: