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whenever i say “screaming crying throwing up” this is what i mean
#american psycho#patrick bateman#christian bale#rewatched last night he’s soo stupidly pathetic why is he the way he is#allagashed obsessed with another insane man (fork found in kitchen)#sorry 2 my very little followers my interests bounce around so quick i only have like two i’m constantly into and its nirvana and ed movies#+ horror movies so actually three nvm
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trading bootlegs!!
anyone wants to trade some boots? i wanna expand my colection. dm me if interested and i'll send my list :>
#the outsiders#the great gatsby musical#sweeney todd#water for elephants#how to dance in ohio#slime tutorial#broadway bootlegs#tutsies#beetlejuice#bonnie & clyde#little shop of horrors#lempicka#the book of mormon#cabaret#cabaret broadway#gutenberg the musical#hadestown#hadestown west end#hamilton#hell's kitchen musical#into the woods#&juliet#merrily we roll along#moulin rouge#spamalot#newsies#uksies#oklahoma!#operation mincemeat#some like it hot
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i just wanna see more of these two dorks interacting omg >:'D <333
#art#my art#utmv#xtale#cross sans#cross!sans#cross#horror#horror sans#horror!sans#horror x cross#<- technically can be viewed as both platonic or romantic but ngl this ship is such a GEM#goshh i've been quietly viewing them as my third otp for soo long istg there's so little content centered around these two specifically#like!!! fanon horror is already best boy. no if or buts about it- he's the only one that's consistently likable and cool in fics FR#they might make killer a tad bit too annoying or dust too agressive for no reason or cross too. idk- pathetic and whiny?#but horror is the highlight of all these stories imo he's just. GOSH<33333 even when he's evil or ruthless he's PERFECT<3333#both fanon AND canon horror are cool that's just ten outta ten character right there >:'))) <3333#and cross is my second fav ofc i want him to get along with our resident himbo like cmon HHH#bonus if horror trusts no one in the kitchen BUT cross because he's the only one that knows how to help with chores and cook (sorta xD)#extra extra bonus if cross is distrustful towards the gang at first but warms up to horror first cause he always reaches out to feed them#AYGSHFGH LIKE!!!! man man man i love these two sm waaa THEM<3333333#rant over i just wanna draw more of these beans....:'((
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you've heard of "see how your date treats service workers" now get ready for "see how your classmate/professor treats the librarians"
#just had the WORST social interaction with a classmate who i thought i was making friends with#wherein he mocked our english librarian for (horror!) trying to expresss interest in his thesis by asking about his interest in metatheory#with the exact inflection of a teenager complaining about their stupidcringefail relatives trying to ask about their interests#like why are you being such a little brat about university staff trying to make you feel seen and supported???#i get that people in academic humanities right now feel very under attack and like there's no security or support to be had#but the solution is not to treat every single person outside of your department like a simpleton who you must tolerate#how the fuck do you think you're going to do any good in a teaching field when your response to everyone without a phd is to roll your eyes#just the thoughtless contempt made me absolutely furious!!!!!!!!#and he literally said it in my fucking kitchen i wanted to kick him the fuck out#it made me so incredibly mad#personal nonsense
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i fucking love mark severance he’s like a scared prey animal to me
#watching the scene where he strips in his kitchen and then has to talk to his date who he abandoned#i love him. strange little man. witnessed the horrors#severance#‘stand normal’ ‘…im standing great?’
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I've been cleaning all day, I think you should get up and do a chore, too. we're in this together.
#let me know what u did#I want to know what other horrible little chore people are doing#I cleaned swept and mopped the kitchen floor#and then cleared off the stairs to the basement#which was full of spiderwebs and rock salt and leaves#and other horrible things#I am running laundry#I just finished scooping the cat litter#and cleaning the rat cage out#and tragically I am not even DONE#i desire company doing the horrors (cleaning)#personal
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Sketchbook entries — (end of) 2023-2024
#my art#sketch#original art#i took this from my sketchbook#sketchbook#artists on tumblr#my cat#cats on tumblr#horror#horror art#really tried to encapture Alessandro cappuccinos art on the kitchen scene#I love that one#and the guy up above is my grandfather#he was the first family member to say that I could make money with my art#a few months later#I sold my first painting#and then the cat is my cat and the mirror scene is just a little funky silly thing I did#vent art#my beloved
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Idk what happened but Ghost Kitchen's world building all finally clicked into place which means I get to properly start making it YIPPIEEEE!! Expect! Something in the upcoming months for that
#idk what to call the style I'm doing for it specifically but think like arg meets? analogue#Basically it's yapping about the world building but there's also character and stuff happening o7 BUT i hesitate to call it horror?? yet#It's got some spooky elements but it's not meant to be straight up horror#will have some photo editing but i want to do art#I'm going for more nostalgia vibes :)#If you read this far then you get a little hint: liminal maximalism#with mall#ghost kitchen#bytes rambles
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Anyway, headcanon that the reason Zelda's achieved some fame as a recipe author in totk is that Link actually isn't that creative of a cook. He has half a dozen recipes for every elixir or horse liniment and "horse liniment" you could name, but he doesn’t have the cooking instinct.
He's a good cook when a recipe is involved, but when he doesn't have a recipe he just makes kebabs or greens and mushrooms. Camp food. Satisfying food, but not stellar.
And Zelda knows how much Link enjoys good food.
So she teaches herself how to cook.
And because she's never half-assed a thing in her entire life she gets really good at it.
And because she loves the science of cooking, she starts writing recipes
And so now we have Zelda's recipes as valuable commodities in TOTK, all because Zelda wanted Link to have better food.
#something something book publishing#seems a little cost prohibitive in Hyrule#the gazette is new#so recipes are memorized and passed on#somewhere in the hateno house are all the recipes#in a notebook#copied neatly in Zelda's best hand#the one that most people besides link#and the zora#have a bit of trouble reading#also purah absolutely *Has It* with Link's 'horse liniment'#and teaches him#(via some fun kitchen experiments with Zelda)#how to 'preserve fruit'#Link promptly uses his new knowledge#to purah's horror#to make pickles instead#totk spoilers#(minor ones)#totk headcanons
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i was on zillow today, fantasizing about being able to live somewhere, when i came across the listing for my childhood home. it wasn't active/being sold, but it was on there with some pics of the interior. and my GOD. THEY MADE HER UGLY. THEY TOOK HER RUSTIC PUSSY OUT. WHAT THE FUCK
#i'd share pics if it didn't dox me a little#but it's SO SAD#PLS#i needed to see her... curiosity got me. i dream of this house genuinely nearly every night#but like. oh my god.#this is probably for the best bc it means i cant romanticize about buying this home again one day and expecting it to look at all like#it did#but they literally took down to bare bones and reshaped her and ohh my god#babes there was so much gorgeous wood work in that house#there was an accent exposed brick wall in the living room#the open layout was still closed off Enough to feel like separate rooms. but they opened it even more#AND THEY TOOK AWAY THE BARSTOOL/COUNTER AREA ?? IM SO CONFUSED#WHY WOULD U DO THAT#YOU COULD SIT AT THIS GORGEOUS BLACK GRANITE COUNTER AND EAT SITTING IN THE LIVING AREA AS SOMEONE YOU LOVE SERVED YOU A MEAL DIRECTLY FROM#THE KITCHEN#i'm not genuinely bent out of shape about this btw. i just had to share this somewhere sldkjfdskl#people will buy YOUR childhood home and make it ''''MODERN.'''' it will happen one day to YOU#they will paint the walls GRAY & take the pussy out of her TOO (the walls were warm deep yellows/oranges/reds. bedrooms were lighter blues)#THEY TOOK AWAY THE WARM COLORED TILES OF THE LIVING AREA AND REPLACED IT WITH UGLY WOOD FLOORING ???#THEY REMOVED THE MOLDINGS ENTIRELY ??#NO MORE WINDOW LEDGES ??????#WHAT WAS HAPPENING HERE#praying that these were In Progress pics and somebody has returned love to this home since bc. my god#again vague for my own safety but i moved out within the last decade and the home was resold in the last 5 or so years and thats when these#pics r from i think. so they've had time to fix her since#and boy was she a fixer upper after the horrors that happened inside those walls </3 ASLKDFJSAK#i should literally just write about this and instead i'm posting on tumblr#yeah that's life. that's being a tumblrina writer.#personal#.txt
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Great weekend at Lake Tahoe, ended it taking the kids to Hell's Kitchen and an evening watching a play of Little Shop Of Horrors put on by the Lake Tahoe Shakespeare Festival on at Sand Harbor on the shore of Lake Tahoe, it was freaking outstanding. They really knocked the play out of the park.
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the #1 piece of life advice i can give anyone who doesn't Have It Together is to keep something to eat for breakfast by your bed so you can get something in you as soon as you wake up
#a granola bar or muffin and an apple or banana or something. youve just gotta get some nutrition in you before the Horrors and Terrors can#take advantage of your low blood sugar#a more advanced way of doing this is to have a kettle by your bed so you can make instant oatmeal#even more advanced‚ get a mini cooler and put some frozen fruit and yogurt and an ice pack in it the night before#even if you just eat something small or prepackaged you'll probably feel more up to going to the kitchen to make yourself something more#substantial afterwards#not eating breakfast is the mind killer man. it's the little death that fucking annihilates you bro#frankly you have got to start thinking about your morning self as a hamster in a cage#you wouldn't leave your hamster without food and water would you? no you fucking wouldn't
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Up way late at night due to reasons and killed a bug in my kitchen that was either an extremely small cockroach or an upsettingly roachlike moth and it’s fucking haunting me
#I only caught a glimpse of it bc I killed it as fast as possible y’know#and in such a way that I couldn’t. like. examine it afterwards#and I know there was a little brown moth in here a couple days ago right about that size that I never managed to catch#that disappeared somewhere#but I don’t know why that would be crawling along my kitchen floor as I tried to kill it rather than fly like it had been#I’ve never seen a roach in this apartment before and it’s been months#but I can’t remember the last time I’ve had a bright light on in the kitchen after midnight. so I could’ve missed things#augh I wanna deep clean my kitchen immediately#but it’s 1:30 am and I have work tomorrow#and I have to do shit after work w my coworkers tomorrow and will be out late#so I’m not gonna have any time to do so until Wednesday#unless I get up early or stay up late to do it#ahhh#I’m mostly ok at dealing with bugs#but roaches specifically activate like a primal terror in me#they Cannot be in my apartment#they are fucking Filth incarnate#I have to vent this madness somewhere bc if I don’t exorcise the horror I simply will not be able to sleep#invasion of the frogs
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It was 4am about to go to sleep, but I had to chase away a moth that got into my room 😭
#I opened my door and it fly away in the hallway / kitchen / living room#Sowon is going to have a lot of fun :’)#it flew at me and my bed so many times I yelled 2 times (not to loud) it dosen’t seem like I woke up anyone#thank god cause my mom can go back to sleep but my dad wakes up in 30 minutes he would have been able to go back to sleep#I saw it earlier Sowon was chasing it and it disapeared now I know where it went 😐#I forgot I open my door for the air conditioner even if it dosen’t reach where I am that much#I should have non there was a possibility of it going into my room 😭#let’s hope So or My dad can find it before my mom wakes up cause she hates moth#I like big moths little ones not as much at least non as close 🥲#anyway got to sleep#it’s now 4:20am wish me luck 🥲#between this and horror game gameplay I hope it won’t take me too long#the moth was scarier than the game tbh but I was still disturbed by it cksbjxbsjs#alex.txt#tw moth mentions#tw moths
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Years ago my friends and I went to see Rocky Horror Picture Show at a community theater out in the middle of nowhere. After the show we stopped at an empty little diner to get pancakes, still dressed up in our shitty hot topic fishnets and thigh high plastic boots. Toward the end of the night, just before she gave us the check, our elderly waitress touched me on the shoulder and said "the cook back there thinks you're the most beautiful girl he's ever seen" and I looked over toward the kitchen door to see a terrified young man duck down from where he was peeking out of the round window. Not a day goes by that I don't think of that interaction.
#I can probably count on one hand the number of times a stranger has complimented my appearance.#I hope you're happy wherever you are small town diner cook
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Polishing a character for something is so funny to me bc going through your sketch book is like watching a Pokemon evolution 💥
#bytes rambles#In other news I am getting close to being pretty happy with my Ghost Kitchen designs :)#Then I get to finally start drawing the STUFFFF IT'S GONNA BE SO FUN#I think it's going to be a bit of a arg?#That or aaaa analog horror of sorts?#Idk if it'll actually be that scary though I am a silly creature#Regardless that feels less intimidating than a comic or something and!!!! Those sorts of flavors lend to letting me get a little funky wonky#with my media choices#Ok ok ramble over#Congratulations if you read all this you get a star ⭐
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