#little emo crowley

[murmaladeee]

[sherokutakari]

Broke: it takes Crowley a long time in s3 to actually take his sunglasses off again

Woke: Aziraphale is actually the one to remove them

Bespoke: s3 starts and he's just. Already not wearing then. He's too apathetic to the goings on around him to bother with his usual armor. He's already been stabbed in the heart back and it didn't protect him, so why even try.

[borealing]

lwncbwodhwnsu crowley went do NOT apply lamarckian evolutionary theory to the antichrist hes essentially a baby angel!!!!

[catsconflictscopicsandchamomile]

I dont like this theory. both because I'm… EXTREMELY ATTACHED TO CASSIEL IN A CERTAIN OTHER CONTEXT… and because I'm more inclined to look for Crowley by searching "Which angel was the Serpent of Eden" and going from there. there are a few good possibilities (when I'm less swamped with finals I will edit this and post my top 2 or 3 options), though Cassiel and Raphael are not among them. however, in the spirit of fair debate, Cassiel is the Angel of Time/Lord of Time. I don't think I have to specify WHY this is relevant.

(*literally had to write all this because Tumblr glitched and deleted my draft*)

I haven’t got a clue as to how stupid my theory I’ve got going is going to be, but it is something that I’ve thought about for awhile. I am not of Christian faith and so after some research and a now very dark and satanic looking browser history, I present my theory:

I do not agree nor think that before the fall, Crowley was the Archangel Raphael. A bit plot hole in this is that, as far as I know (again, not Christian and so some of my info may be false), Raphael never fell. It is mentioned in the script and visibly executed on the show that Crowley’s real name is, in fact, a sigil.

It is rather difficult on the show to make out exactly what Crowley puts as his name but it looks similar to the ‘&’ sign.

Another plot hole that interferes with Crowley being Raphael is sigils. Raphael’s sigil looks nothing like what Crowley wrote on the clipboard.

While this is aside from my inteded theory, it does branch out into another pending question of: Who was Crowley before the fall?

AGAIN, I am not Christian and so a lot of the information that I am getting is off of various websites of which I do not know how reliable they are. I don’t know these things for myself and so I participate in 20+ minutes of research and about 5 satan-worshipping website to get the information that I am bringing you guys now.

So WHO is Crowley, then?

Well, I theorise that Crowley is not the Archangel Raphael, but the Archangel Cassiel.

I originally saw Cassiel in a list of demons/fallen angels and their sigils and decided to investigate further. But from the OG website, lo-and-behold, Cassiel’s sigil looks remarkably like the vague shape that we received for Crowley’s sigil.

After I investigated further about Cassiel, it brought in some ties to the show and even some other theories I’ve seen.

I do not remember who it was exactly who posted it on Tumblr, but I remember reading a theory on how Crowley originally owned Aziraphale’s flaming sword (of which was passed down to the principality after he fell), which was what got the demon’s attention in the first place. The theory points out that Crowley’s immediate inquires about the sword were rather pointed and almost out of the blue. The theory is very intricate and I will link it if I can ever find it again. I am mentioning this theory because our boy, Cassiel, ALSO wielded a sword.

I believe that it is possible that Crowley could have been the Archangel Cassiel before he fell, but here are some ways that he ties in with Crowley:

- Cassiel means ‘speed of god’. Who goes 90mph in central London??

- Cassiel is depicted in art with red hair

- Cassiel is known as Archangel of Saturn, obviously being an angel of high ranking. Crowley can be seen as being fond of space and also having helped built certain stars and galexies.

- As mentioned before, the shape of Crowley’s sigil name resembles Cassiel’s sigil.

- The Archangel Cassiel can be depicted as or known for having the symbol (not sigil) of a dragon. Crowley had the former appearance of a snake and has serpentine eyes.

If anyone with a firm knowledge of Cassiel has anything to add, tell me and I’d love to add it to my theory. Again, I don’t know how dumb this may sound to people with actual knowledge of Christian lore and the angels, so please excuse my ignorance of the subject.

But any thoughts??

[ashieeeesh]

I am so sorry for the dorm name mistakes but im too lazy to look it up forgive me

Tldr: campus menance yuu

Honestly, if american yuu (or any kind of bad yuu) would be so funny because wdym yuu wont grab a chair and bang that shit up against another student because they looked at them a little too long. Wdym, they won't try to make twst version of weed using the pomfiere's equipment and get high everytime they go to class. Wdym, they don't 1 v 5 with the savannah students.

Heartstybul: american yuu, would probably break every one of the rules just for giggles

Savannah: would prob fight everyone coz their hands are rated E for everyone. Would prob bring a weapon tbh 😭

Octavine: honestly i think they would vibe with floyd yknow chaotic duo 😭

Scarbia?: idk they wouldn't bother that dorm coz them and kalim are close idk best friends

Pomfiere?: honestly would beat them up until they make them a twst version of weed or some weird ass drugs

Ignihyde?: honestly thats where they get their weapons from 😭.

Disnomia: honestly i feel likee they would just bully em idk they're like the emo kids at school lunch cant change my mind

Staffs

Crowley: idek tbh i think they would just make their lives a living hell. You got any important documents? Suddenly its being used as their doodle book. Their office? Their new napping place

Crewel: i honestly think that theyre a love hate relationship coz either their to stoned to make a problem and will actually be a good student saying smt along the lines of "they make my head hurt more than thee weed" or probs talk back to crewel.

Trein: would say okay boomer

Sam: they chill they supply them with crazy illegal things for the right student price :D. Also likes to habg out with their shadow friends

Vargas: gone. Wouldn't even show up to class.

Sometimes would ally themselves with jade and floyd to gang up sith some poor unfortunate soul and leave their body somewhere secluded idk

The staff can't do anything about it coz who are they gonna call the parents? The Kid is from another dimension with prob 69 felonies on 3 different countries

Please again im sorry for the dorm names 😭😭

Istg i laugh. evertime i make up scenarios about american yuu

[thepunkmuppet]

costumes / looks I desperately need gerard way to wear on stage (add your own in reblogs!!)

greek statue, he’s fully painted white including his hair with a white toga with a golden wreath thing on his head. I just think that would look sick

police uniform covered in blood

straight up zombie with full on green decaying gory make up

one of the heathers from heathers

either the blue cheerleader outfit from the i’m not okay mv or the iconic red ones from teenagers. then we’d have a little trio!

ghostface. possibly cunty ghostface as a treat

vanya from umbrella academy - young version with the school girl fit and black mask OR the all white comic version of course

also number five from umbrella academy (classic school boy fit)

this sounds weird but I think this would be really cool and meta for wwwy - a stereotypical mcr fan / emo. as in with that one black parade t shirt, heavy eyeliner, black nails, side swept emo fringe, studded bracelets and belts, skinny black jeans, vans or converse. again a very meta concept, after their old person looks in 2022 I can really see them doing this as a whole band this year and I would loooove to finally see gerard in the fashion style that’s so associated with him and his music

howl from howl’s moving castle

possibly also sophie from howl’s moving castle

slenderman

literally just satan. like the most stereotypical devil, give them fully painted red skin, horns, fangs, yellow or black eyes, maybe even goat legs. probably with a majestic black suit or something, or for a succubus vibe a black flowy dress with a slit down the leg. now that I think about it, this would be a SICK wwwy look to shock us all, esp if ray mikey and frank all dressed as other demons or the souls of the damned or some shit.

peni parker - he made her!!

question mark jumper from doctor who

also missy from doctor who omg

jane doe from ride the cyclone, possibly with added marionette or cracked porcelain makeup like in some renditions

classic majestic white-robed angel, with enormous fake wings and maybe even sparkly gold makeup and a big gold halo. also would be cool in all black, or all white but covered in blood (red, gold, or black, all would look cool)

buffy summers in prophecy girl, except he also has blood all over his neck from where the master bit her. I hope he’s watched btvs I think he would very much enjoy it this look would fit with their vampire vibe sooooo well

classic frankenstein’s monster

mothman. not only is he a heartthrob but he’s also a hunched goblin cryptid to me. the duality of man (he/theys)

jane prentiss from the magnus archives. if you don’t know she is a living flesh hive of sentient worms, she’s decaying and full of holes. again with all the nasty decaying rotting prosthetic makeup plus THE RED DRESS!!!

mr darcy vibes, sopping wet regency man with a big puffy white t shirt

opposite side of that, fuck it give him a full on ballroom gown

henry creel from stranger things (pre-vecna, nurse outfit)

any disney princess

crowley from good omens. my man looks GOOD in those anthony janthony aah sunglasses he has

cute flowy summer dress with like a flowery pattern. either go cottagecore with it and have flowers in his hair, or go full white soccer mum and put him in huge cunty sunglasses a massive straw sun hat with a ribbon on it

all-black cowboy!!!! the fact I’ve never seen him in a cowboy hat is actual sacrilege. also would very much appreciate an all-pink sequin studded cowboy

any alice in wonderland character, especially alice herself, the classic disney movie look with the blue dress and the bow in the hair. he would also do a great chesire cat (spooky big grin makeup paired with his weird ass dramatic facial expressions?? inspired) or a super extravagant queen / king / knave of hearts. also 100000% the mad hatter omfg, he was BORN to do a jefferson from once upon a time look!!

[zionworkzs]

Okay, but I need to talk about Good Omens and The Sound of Music.

First of all, I’m genuinely obsessed with it being explicitly canon that The Sound of Music exists in the GO universe and is, for some reason, God’s favorite movie. Neil says here that Heaven misses the point of the movie/musical, but I find it incredibly fascinating that Aziraphale outwardly despises it. 

Brief summary of The Sound of Music incoming as well as some really interesting parallels:

So we've got Julie Andrews playing Maria, who is studying to become a nun in an abbey in Salzburg. Problem is, she isn't the best nun, and is often late to chapel and just isn't the shining beacon of holiness that the rest of the nuns expect her to be.

In response to this, the Reverend Mother of the abbey decides to send Maria to live with sexy widower Georg von Trapp, a navy captain who desperately needs help with his seven children. The Captain is a bit of a hard-ass since the death of his wife, and has been treating his kids like little soldiers as well as banning music from the house.

The 7 kids are rambunctious and make things difficult for Maria at first. But one night, a thunderstorm scares them, and they run to Maria for comfort. The kids realize that Maria is really fun, and then later, when their dad is off to Vienna, the kids and Maria end up running around Salzburg singing, dancing, climbing trees, and having a blast.

When the Captain comes home and hears about this, he sends Maria away. But then he overhears the children singing a song Maria taught them and he gets all emo and remembers how much music meant to him and his late wife. He asks Maria to stay after hearing the song, telling her she's brought joy back to their house.

And oops, Maria and the Captain are falling for each other, but the Captain is sort of kind of dating this blonde bombshell.

There's a big fuck-off party, and the Captain and Maria dance together.

But, oh, no, Blondie saw them and can clearly tell they're in love. She tells Maria what she's seen and Maria is freaking out cause she's just realized she's in love.

Mentally, my girl Maria is going through a lot. She thinks she’s disappointed God by falling in love when she was supposed to be doing a job. She feels scared by the depth of her feelings and because of all these emotions, she runs away. Back to the Abbey. Back to presumed safety.

Mother Superior figures out what happened real quick and tells Maria that she isn’t wrong for falling in love. She sends her back to the Von Trapps, and it's such a great scene. If you wanna watch, I included a link below.

Maria goes back, and the kids are elated and she and the Captain confess their feelings (and oh my god, don't even get me started on the lyrics to the song they sing to each other while confessing, Something Good).

(I’m unwell.)

So that's the Sound of Music. There's a subplot going on with WW2 and the Captain being pressured to join the Nazi regime (which he is very against). King, we love him.

I pointed out some obvious parallels, but I'd also like to pull some random thoughts together here:

Mother Superior (God) is the one that sends Maria (Aziraphale) to help the Von Trapps (humans) in the first place.

Maria (Aziraphale) extends grace and patience with the children (humans) and refuses to give up on them, even going so far as to disobey their father by letting them fuck around and be kids (going against God's wishes and giving humans the flaming sword).

Mother Superior (God) also sends Maria (Aziraphale) back to the Von Trapps after realizing that Maria (Aziraphale) is in love with the Captain (Crowley).

Here's to hoping we see God telling Azi that loving a demon is chill and he should go back to earth in S3.

Overall, it's incredibly amusing to me that Aziraphale, our Aziraphale, doesn't like The Sound of Music, with the main plot being about a woman who choses love over religious obligations and a man who rejects an authoritarian regime so that he might make his own way in the world.

Maybe Aziraphale recognizes the parallels and is in denial. Or maybe he just prefers Sondheim...

[ecchima]

Anyone here wants a second serving of Reverse Wives?

A little while ago, we were talking on the GOMM server about Zira's driving. I immediately said "she drives as slow as she can, to anger everyone on the road which is a very effective way to put a thin layer of tarnish on many souls at the same time".

Then came the question of the car. I personally like to think that it's still Crowley car but Angel Crowley doesn't need to be Cool and Emo and Moody so she has a very cute bright pink 1964 WV Beetle instead... That she's too anxious to drive so Zira drives her around instead!

You can find a fanfic rewriting the scene where Zira and Crowley are lost on their way to Tadfield manor looking for the misplaced Antichrist here.

[artxisxinxmyxsoul]

Oh no I’ve started drawing the Good Omens fan fiction that lives in my head sorry everyone. 😅

I love all of the Good Omens characters and like to incorporate them all into my forever-running storyline in my daydreams, lol. So here’s a little bit of what I like to think Warlock’s post-apocalypse future might look like.

I know we don’t get much of him, but I’ve always had a soft spot in my heart for Warlock. You know that kid had to have the weirdest upbringing ever with the ineffable idiots helping to raise him.

I like to imagine he stays in touch with his weird God Fathers and ends up meeting Adam and becoming part of the Them. And I feel like with Crowley as his nanny, he might have ended up having a lot in common with the demon… including his taste in love interests. And Wensleydale is definitely the most angelic of the Them, so Warlock would probably love him but hate that he loves him. And Wensleydale would wonder why the grumpy emo kid is being so nice to him. And so another generation of Pining Idiots is born. ❤️

[ghostinthegallery]

It should be no secret that I adore Oltyx. He's one of my favorite 40k characters. Which is amazing because let's be real, he's an insufferable little shit who spends most of the books consumed by entitlement, paranoia, or both. He's just so damn well written, the elements that make him awful (which also form the starting point for his character arc) don't quite overshadow his redeeming qualities (which prove he is a person worth giving the opportunity to grow).

Those early chapters do some serious heavy lifting, character-wise. Oltyx comes out the gate swinging for "worst protag of the Year award". He's bitter, he's convinced all of his problems are someone else's fault, he is needlessly cruel to his subordinate (ready to kill Neth just because one grot made it to the stairs). A real winner, right here. Except for two things:

1) he doesn't want his soldiers to die. Sure, he justifies this with facts and logic. Attrition will eventually diminish his forces, leaving him unable to defend his shitty planet, and he isn't getting reinforcements anytime soon. But still, he wants to preserve the lives under his command. He wants to create a "new way of war" which is surprisingly sympathetic for someone who acts like a surly teenager (more on THAT later). Bonus that he does not in fact kill Neth

2) his flashback where he sees Djoseras' first lesson to him. Where we see that Oltyx is not exactly a reliable narrator regarding his elder. And if he's wrong about Djoseras, what else is he wrong about? The narrative is doing something here.

That second point is super important. Because there's a huge difference between reading an asshole protag where the author knows they are an asshole vs. where the author doesn't. The former can be incredibly satisfying as you watch someone grow and change. The latter is annoying AF. That flashback (for me) is like a footnote from the author promising "hey, not all is as it seems, bear with me."

Oltyx's hints of compassion are the incentive.to.give him a chance. Which is then further cemented when we enter the tomb and get to see Oltyx's affection for Yenekh, the first character we see Oltyx caring about. Proof that he has relationships that matter. He doesn't actually hate everyone and everything. And as the narrative continues, we peel back the layers to see what Oltyx actually is.

While I reading those opening pages, I joked to my spouse that Oltyx sounded like a teenager who listens to too much emo music. Turns out that was not actually a joke, that was the entire character. As we get more of his interactions and flashbacks, we are shown someone trapped in perpetual adolescence. Who had the compassion beaten out of him by war, trauma, and neglect (or literally sliced out of him, fuck Hemiun). The more you see of Oltyx the more heartbreaking he becomes. Not because he isn't terrible (he is) but because he didn't have to be. Yet it is so understandable why he is. The lessons he was taught even by the people that loved him (life has no value, compassion is a weakness, lies will come from those closest to you) twisted a kind soul into a conflicted mess. It excuses nothing but explains everything.

But despite ALL OF THAT Oltyx still tries to do the right thing. He tries to save the dynasty that exiled him, he tries to fight beside the brother he taught himself to hate, he tries to resist the madness that he thinks will make him a monster. He literally has the mind of an eighteen year old, trapped in a metal body that is slowly destroying what little sanity he has left. That's a lot!

Crowley had a fine line to walk writing Oltyx, making him sympathetic but not dulling the impact of his darker traits. For my money he did it brilliantly. Oltyx is my precious son who has done everything wrong and I love him.

[justsomerandomfanfic]

Hellooo! hoping i'm getting this in time for your matchup requests ^_^

19, 5'3 in height, she/her, bisexual with a lean for men. i have a slightly grown out buzzcut that is dyed brown, i also have 8 face piercings including a stretched septum, green eyes, ghostly white pale skin ( 😭 genuinely no other way to put just how pale i am tbh ) with a ton of orangey freckles on my arms, shoulders, and face.

My hobbies consist of writing, doing professional rhythm roller skating, and i work for an in house bakery. My aesthetic definitely leans more towards metalhead/emo and i listen to lots of music but generally listen to more 70-90's throwbacks or ... metal music, duh.

i'd like to be matched up from Supernatural, Stranger Things, and BNHA if you could ^_^

your works are lovely and i hope to see what you have for me! -🪦

Hi!!!

Professional rhythm roller skating!? Super cool!

I really had a jam with this one!

So, I hope you like your matchups!

Sorry, it's a bit late. :)

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Romantic Matchups; Supernatural, Stranger Things, and My Hero Academia

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Romantic;

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Supernatural;

Crowley -

You were introduced to Crowley through Sam and Dean.

However, they didn't want you to ever meet him.

But it was only a matter of time before you would meet the King of Hell.

You were tagging along on the hunt, using your skills to help them out as a backup.

From the moment Crowley laid eyes on you, he was intrigued - not just by your skills but by the way you carried yourself.

He noticed the slight but sharp confidence in your demeanor and the way you balanced sarcasm and warmth effortlessly.

When Sam and Dean weren’t around, he’d often find reasons to chat with you, and it was clear he didn’t mind the occasional “assistance” you’d offer, even if he would never admit it out loud.

You and Crowley began by keeping your interactions light, teasing each other whenever you crossed paths.

You’d throw out witty comments or sarcastic remarks, and Crowley would respond in kind, a smirk playing at his lips.

Over time, those little moments turned into actual conversations, ones that ranged from hilarious banter to surprisingly deep topics.

Crowley started to take a personal interest in your safety during hunts - he might act aloof about it, but you could always count on him to subtly make sure you weren’t walking into a trap.

And did he give you a hellhound? Yeah...

When you’d get caught up in a particularly dangerous situation, Crowley would always be the first to step in and ensure your safety, though he would never admit that he did anything when you asked him who magically stopped a vampire from biting you.

You both quickly became comfortable with each other, finding a surprising amount of trust and comfort in the other’s presence.

Even when you’d joke about him being a demon, Crowley couldn’t help but feel a flicker of admiration for your wit and courage.

I mean, regular people wouldn't just tease him.

But you weren't just some other human... Not to him...

At first, it seemed like the two of you would always be friends - casual, sarcastic, and witty with the occasional moment of unexpected depth.

But over time, Crowley’s feelings began to change.

He noticed the way you smiled when you caught him off guard with your humor, or how his face would oddly feel warm sometimes when you'd smile at him, because of him.

He wouldn’t admit it, of course.

Instead, he’d try to keep it under wraps, brushing it off as ‘just another human emotion.’

Ew, feelings...

The turning point came when you were hurt during a hunt, and Crowley showed more concern than he ever would have before.

You saw through his usual façade and the way he hesitated before helping you made something in your chest flutter.

You realized then that your own feelings had shifted too - what started as a friendship had blossomed into something much deeper.

Crowley wasn’t one to wear his emotions on his sleeve.

So, when the time came for him to finally confess, it wasn’t some grand speech.

It was a quiet moment, with just the two of you sitting in the Impala after a hunt, the hum of the engine filling the silence.

He glanced over at you and, in a tone that was just a little softer than usual, muttered, “You’ve made me soft, you know that?”

You raised an eyebrow, turning to face him.

He sighed and added, “I care about you more than I’d like to admit.” His usual smirk returned, but it was more genuine this time. “And I’d rather like to have a Queen of Hell.”

Once Crowley realized his feelings were real, he didn’t waste any time.

He would still be his devilishly charming self, but there was something more sincere behind every look he gave you.

He’d show up with small gestures - maybe an extravagant bottle of your favorite drink he’d ‘acquired’ or a rare book he knew you’d enjoy.

But it wasn’t just about the material gifts.

The way he’d look at you when you weren’t paying attention or the way his hand would brush yours after a hunt was his own subtle way of saying, “I’m here."

Your relationship would have a dynamic of playful teasing, quiet moments of shared understanding, and mutual respect.

Crowley would take care of you in ways that were unique to him - keeping you safe during hunts, making sure you were always protected, and showing up when you least expected him to, just to check on you.

In return, you’d offer him your honesty, always knowing he needed someone who wouldn’t judge him but would still call him out when needed.

You both would enjoy cozy evenings in, maybe sipping your favorite drink and playing chess, or you’d let him steal your sketches.

Crowley would often drag you into the occasional “off-the-record” meetings.

He would crown you as his Queen of Hell.

You get a crown and everything.

All the hellhounds.

You named one 'Fluffy.'

He’d enjoy showing off his more protective side, and you’d love to mess with him by teasing him about it.

"Awe, you do care!"

"Oi, shut up."

~~~

Stranger Things;

Eddie Munson -

You were roller skating at the local rink one early evening, almost at sunset, enjoying the cool breeze and music from your Cassette player.

Eddie Munson had been watching the teens around the perimeter.

Because, for some reason, the kids wanted to do DnD outside.

And the rink had fewer parents and annoying and judgemental people.

He missed his throne...

But, Eddie was eyeing you for a while.

He was immediately taken by how confident and carefree you looked, the way you skated with such ease and grace.

Doing little tricks and stuff.

You caught his gaze as you twirled around, and when you playfully sped up to show off, Eddie couldn’t help but challenge you to a race.

Why?

He didn't have skates?

A skater VS runner.

At first, he thought it was going to be some typical silly contest, but obviously, you were faster since you were in skates.

Eddie can't run that fast.

You both ended up talking afterward, and he discovered that you were just as into metal music as he was.

What else did he think you were listening to with your headphones?

From that moment, a strong friendship blossomed, rooted in shared music tastes and mutual respect.

Eddie loved spending time with you at the roller rink, and as your friendship deepened, so did your late-night hangouts.

You’d both be up for hours talking about your favorite bands, hanging around the park, or just jamming out in Eddie’s trailer, listening to everything from Metallica to Black Sabbath.

Mostly just Metallica.

Cause that's music.

Eddie admired your strength and your ability to speak your mind without fear, and he quickly became one of your biggest supporters.

Whether you were at the rink, on the couch, or at a concert together, you always felt comfortable around him.

He was a bit of an open book - wild, eccentric, and always willing to be goofy around you.

You also shared a love of writing and creativity, and Eddie loved reading your short stories, offering you feedback in his signature “loud and passionate” style.

Over time, Eddie began to notice how his feelings for you were shifting.

It started with the little things - like how his heart raced when you laughed at his jokes or how he couldn’t stop looking at you when you skated by.

He’d brush it off, thinking it was just a passing infatuation, but it became more than that.

Every time he’d find himself lingering a little longer around you, getting lost in your conversations, or holding onto every word you’d say, he knew something had changed.

It happened one night when you were both sitting on the couch, just the two of you, watching an old horror movie.

Frankenstein.

Eddie had been quiet for a while, his hand resting beside yours on the couch cushion.

Without thinking, he reached out and took your hand in his, squeezing it gently.

His heart skipped a beat when you didn’t pull away, but instead, you gave him a soft, knowing smile.

“Eddie,” You said softly, breaking the silence. “What’s going on in that head of yours? You gettin' scared?”

He hesitated for a moment, then looked at you, his expression more vulnerable than you’d ever seen. “The movie is not why I'm scared. I think I like you. A lot. More than a friend, actually.”

You were shocked, "I feel the same..." But that knowing smile reappeared, "But are you sure you're not scared?"

Eddie rolled his eyes, "Ugh, I hate you." Groaning dramatically, and letting his head fall into your lap.

"Mmm, from what you just confessed, I'd beg to differ."

From there, your relationship grew into something special.

Eddie was surprisingly romantic - he might not always show it, but the way he’d leave little notes for you in his music sheets, or the way he’d surprise you with your favorite band’s merch, told you everything you needed to know.

His love language was all about sharing moments of creativity with you, like writing songs together or improvising riffs while you skated.

He adored seeing you smile and laugh, and he’d make it his mission to do just that - whether it was through a cheesy pick-up line or by surprising you with a spontaneous roller skating date.

Yes, he'd skate for you.

Or at least try...

He holds your hand with a death grip.

Your connection was rooted in a deep friendship, but the love between you two felt like it had always been there.

~~~

My Hero Academia;

Dabi -

You were both on opposite sides of a tense situation - Dabi, a member of the League of Villains, and you, an unknown force trying to take down his group.

You clashed a few times, and though you hated his guts, you couldn’t help but feel drawn to his cynicism and dark humor.

It was only a matter of time before your paths collided again - this time, face-to-face, in a far less hostile situation.

He might’ve been trying to burn you alive, but you somehow managed to talk your way out of it.

Go you!

The two of you clashed with words more than anything.

His sharp, cutting sarcasm clashed against your unyielding spirit.

You started to realize that there was something more behind his angry exterior, but you refused to admit it to yourself.

Over time, you found yourself working against him more often, but you couldn’t deny the intense pull you felt when you two were in the same room.

He had a knack for making your heart race - not from fear, but from the complexity of his presence.

Dabi would occasionally find a reason to strike up conversations with you, whether it was mocking your lack of fear or pushing you to show what you were really made of.

You knew he wasn’t the kind of person to trust, but somehow, in the midst of all the fighting, you’d seen little moments of vulnerability in him - when his guard would slip just a fraction.

He was a dangerous man, but there was something raw and honest about his pain that you couldn’t ignore.

The confession came in a battle, of all places.

You were both on opposing sides and in the heat of the moment, after the dust had settled, Dabi simply turned to you and muttered, “You think you’re the only one who’s messed up? I don’t give a damn about anyone else, but there’s something about you…”

Before you could respond, he grinned darkly and added, “I’m not good for you, you know that, right?”

And yet, the way he said it didn’t sound like a threat - it sounded like a confession, like he was trying to convince himself more than anything.

Your relationship with Dabi would be complicated, messy, and intense.

He wasn’t the type to show affection the conventional way, but his actions spoke louder than words.

When you were in danger, Dabi would always find a way to get to you first - whether it was to save you from a fight or to drag you out of harm’s way.

At times, his dark humor would clash with your more grounded perspective, but that only made your connection even more compelling.

Dabi’s love wasn’t gentle - it was fierce and consuming, like a fire that you had no choice but to dance with.

Honestly, slay queen.

Punk/metal dark romance Beauty and The Beast vibes going on here.

[mrghostrat]

Okay so the streamer au right. I’ve thunketh a thoughteth.

Neither Beelzebub or Gabriel have come up in this yet. I have ideas.

So in my head Beelzebub is Crowleys adopted sibling and stream mod. But because I saw this in a fanfic once and it works well with their character - sin of gluttony and all - their ‘normal person’ job is as a professional chef. Now, they go by their screen name online, they’re adopted so look nothing like him (and also bc I like the possible sprinkle of angst. Which one was adopted by which’s family? Why?) and no one’s seen them in any of their brothers streams, so when Aziraphale takes on a trickier recipe in a cooking stream and brings in his roomates pro chef sibling as a guest to help him no one connects the dots. They just like the edgy chef friend that keeps yelling off screen at the roommate and then immediately going back to kneading dough like nothing happened. People love them! They dub them ‘Emo Gordon Ramsey’ and make ‘Gordon Ramsey with adults vs kids’ and ‘Beelzebub has a favourite sibling and it’s not even their actual sibling’ jokes when they stop doing the middle finger at their brother to warn aziraphale the sugar is going to burn if he’s not careful. Beelzebub, like Anathema is a little shit that likes to worsen the Crowley-Aziraphale rumours and takes any chance they can get to drop a joke under their breath to which the chat yells ‘BEEZ SHIPS IT TOO’.

Gabriel is Aziraphales hotshot successful businessman brother who lives in America most of the time (maybe their parents split up or something?) and he visits home for Christmas or something. He’s kind of an asshole. (yes I’m imagining a more season 1 Gabriel. More room for character development.). Unfortunately for Aziracrow, Anathema, and their own mental health, ‘Asshole’ is exactly Beelzebubs type. It takes the combined force of the three of them, the chat yelling at them (aziraphale is nothing if not petty. You make jokes about him and his boyfriend? He’s going to put you on blast for your terrible taste. Now I’m saying all this it would make sense for Beez to be the adopted one maybe they had a not-great home lifethat’s why their taste in men is kind of messed up) , and several stories of exactly how asshole-y Gabe is to convince them to not ask Gabriel out. Potential for Gabe to get character development down the line and become an actual viable option for Beez.

thank you for coming to my TED talk *mic drop* *runs away*

*tinkles cat food bell* bureaucracy shippers come get ur man

[inhonoredglory]

What if Nina and Maggie are actually us, the fandom? The ultimate fanfic, a queer coffeeshop AU, and the folks who ship Ineffables so hard that we tell them to their faces, It's your husband, you lovestruck fool, tell him what you think.

That's why they can be a little corny, a little cliche, and really cute (who hasn't written a first fic that wasn't a little cringe). And why Nina ship troped them by calling Crowley the emo goth and Aziraphale the soft sunshine.

I like to think that's how Neil Gaiman gave us a cameo in Good Omens and our contribution to the ineffable love through the years, from 30 years ago until today.

[crowleyscleaninglady]

Details of my costume for anyone interested (I may be the only one but that’s okay)

Earrings that are little stars! And each has an A on it for Aziraphale because Crowley is a class A simp

A little snake made from the eyeliner I used to use when I was in my emo phase

Rings

Angel wings worn on the RING FINGER ;)

A snake

A skull

A dragon claw

Fangs

A spider

Contacts that scared a small child

[giantmushyfriend]

Someone phone Crowley, because I know that little shit made it so Our Flag Means Death didn't get renewed for S3. He saw Ed get a happy life with his blonde boyfriend and live laughed lost his marbles because he and Aziraphale went through the golden age of piracy too, ontop of several millennia, but HE didn't get HIS happy ending with HIS ANGEL. Istg I will beat his emo string bean ass until Aziraphale comes back down to earth to read him to filth for me, or until he regrets getting his newfound comfort show canceled.

[oriocookie]

my roommate @sneakylink-botwversion and i were having a discussion about aziraphale and crowley’s magic anatomy. it started out as wing discussions but then it evolved into “if you put crowley and aziraphale into an x-ray machine, what would you see?”

we figured that you’d probably just see whatever food in aziraphale’s stomach he’d been eating, provided he didn’t miracle it away as soon as he was done tasting it.

i suggested that crowley would have a rough approximation of what he maybe thought human bones were supposed to look like, but the placing would be just a little off, given he’d be doing it from memory. however my roommate immediately hit me with the best idea i’ve ever heard.

snake skeleton crowley.

imagine. you’re a nurse. you’ve been called to x-ray these incredibly british and also probably homosexual gentlemen. you scan the emo one and see one of these bad boys, floating two feet off the ground.

what do you even do. what happens after that.