#little!Fizzeroli

[fandom-nursery]

Fizz agere headcanons

Regresses between ages 3-6

Usually regresses voluntarily unless he’s been really repressing his needs or has a nightmare or breakdown 

He is scared that others will take advantage of his regression or judge him for it and he sometimes worries that it makes him more difficult to care about (it doesn’t and Ozzie reminds him of this constantly)   

He’s very energetic when little. Because of being raised in the circus he is very acrobatic and Ozzie has been given many heart attacks from watching little Fizz climb, jump, or swing between and over objects that most people would not be able to swing or jump between

Fizz wears his heart on his sleeve and is very genuine and open when little although he still struggles with his people pleaser habits  

When regressed he will sometimes lisp, stutter or forget words 

He loves to make people laugh and is very silly. Will often perform over the top clown routines for Ozzie 

He’s supposed to nap when he’s younger but he usually insists he’s not tired and uses every trick in the book to stay up 

He loves to be carried although he occasionally gets too excited and becomes too squirmy to hold 

Big fan of things like pogo sticks and jump ropes. This man would thrive in an elementary playground setting. He also loves to play dramatic pretend games and dress up 

Like’s gummy candy a lot and fruit juice. Has a sippy cup full of juice near him at all times. He also loves breakfast foods  

Ozzie frequently has to remind him to slow down while eating because he wants to finish his meal as fast as he can so he can go play

Ozzie absolutely spoils him with toys including dolls, stuffed animals, bouncy balls and kazoos (although he does come to regret that last one) 

He is a blanket kid and carries his with him or wears it like a cape. He loves to hide under his blanket when he’s sad 

He has a frog onesie that he loves a lot. Generally he likes to be in pajamas all day or something easy to play in like overalls 

Loves to jump in rain puddles and will beg Ozzie to take him outside after its rained so he can splash around 

He has one or two paci’s that he occasionally uses to help him sleep 

Ozzie is his caregiver and learned about his regression pretty early into their relationship. Blitzo suspects that Fizz regresses that suspicion is confirmed shortly after they are reunited and begin to rebuild their old friendship 

He started regressing after the circus burned down due to trauma  

[meeko-mar]

Fizzaroli has such "little shit with a big strong BF" energy that it's giving me whiplash back to Daxter and the Jaxter ship

[storm-angel989]

Vox and Val don't know how to hold babies. They get handed their newborn to get some bonding in and they're all "ok what now? I just hold it? Where do I put my hands?" Until Auntie Velvette gets sick of their bullshit and physically rearranges them into a proper baby holding position because "you don't have to hold them out so far away from you, they're not contagious" and "anything they have, you're gonna catch real soon anyway"

Ok that's my contribution for today

Hi friend, 

Oh I love this idea! My biggest struggle with this one was “where do Vox and Velvette and Valentino get a baby?” (because there is no baby store, let's be real) so it took me a while to chew on what I think is an entertaining situation. I hope you enjoy it!

<3 Mandy

Valentino didn’t hold babies. Not in life. And certainly not in death. In fact, he didn’t think the idea of children had ever been discussed in his relationship with Vox and Velvette. And when his phone rang and Asmodeus' voice called him, Vox and Velvette to his restaurant in the lust ring, the last thing he was thinking about was kids. 

“What does Ozzy want with the three of us?” Velvette asked as she watched the rolling hills of fire pass by as they jumped from ring to ring. 

“Fuck if I know,” Valentino replied as he took a drink of wine. “Any idea, Voxxy?”

“No,” Vox replied without looking up from his phone.

Velvette sighed in annoyance. “Well you two fuckers are no help.”

Both ignored her. Several minutes later, the limo pulled up outside one of the biggest restaurants in all of hell. As soon as they stepped out of the limo, they were escorted back to Asmodeous’s office.

“Who's a sweet little baby? Yes you are, yes you are!” Asmodeous’s voice floated out from behind his office doors. 

“Huh, didn’t expect him to have a caretaker kink,” Vox muttered. “Hey, ow!” 

Valentino elbowed him, hard and gave him a writhing look. 

“We don’t judge,” he said sharply. “Especially not Oz.”

“Judge what? Huh?” Fizzeroi’s voice floated as the doors opened. “Come in, dumb little…”

“Alright, that’s enough Fizz, calm down, you’ll scare the baby,” Ozzy said firmly. “Come in you three.”

The V’s exchanged glances but stepped inside. Of all of the sighs they expected to greet him, Asmodeous holding a tiny pink blanket wasn’t anywhere near the top of the list. Hell, for that matter, it wasn’t even on the list.

“Congraduation’s Valentino, you’re a father,” Asmodeous said as he stood up.

Vox and Velvette stared at Valentino in disbelief.

“That isn’t possible,��� Valentino argued. “I always use protection, I…”

Azmedous stood up and walked across the room.

“In nineteen seventy three you made a deposit to a sperm bank. Upon your arrival in hell, our agents were supposed to destroy every single source of your DNA on Earth. It appears someone fucked up I mean…uhn…” he looked down at the baby, “made a mistake. This little girl is a product of that. And with her mother in heaven, she’s yours.”

“Wait, her mom died? Who was she?” Valentino demanded, taking a step back away from Asmodeus. 

“She did. And went to heaven. But as you know, unbaptized babies?” Asmodeous made a slashing motion across his throat. “Not welcome upstairs.  And upon this little one’s arrival, I went myself and personally destroyed the rest of the vial. But there is no mistaking, she’s yours. And by the contract you signed, she’s your responsibility, just like any other child who falls who has parents in hell. And I know you want to honor your contract.”

Asmeodous’s normally lighthearted voice dropped to a dangerously low tone. The fire that surrounded him perked up, and even Fizzeroli jumped from his shoulders. 

“Give me,” Velvette said quickly, stepping forward. 

Asmodeous shot Valentino and Vox a look, but carefully handed her the tiny pink bundle. 

“We’ll take her,” she declared firmly. “Valentino will honor his contract. Do you have a diaper bag, or formula or anything?”

Instantly, Asmodeous relaxed. From beneath the desk, he pulled out a pink bag and dropped it at Valentino’s feet. 

“I put a sleep spell on her, so she should stay down the entire way home,” he told them. “But she’s going to be hungry when she wakes up. Formula is in the bag, along with diapers and a few extra things.” 

“Great,” Velvette said as she looked at the pink bag with distaste. “We’ll get a more stylish one in time, come on boys.” With those words, Velvette turned and walked confidently out the door. 

“Do you think they have any idea of what they’re doing?” Fizzeroli muttered as he watched the retreating figures. 

Asmodous shrugged. “We’ll check on it in a few days.  Make sure Valentino truly does uphold his end of the contract.”

Back in the limo, Velvette carefully cradled the newborn to her chest.

“There should be a carseat,” she declared. “Vox, get out your phone. Make a list of the things we’re going to need to keep this thing alive.”

Valentino and Vox stared at her.

“What? It’s either keep it alive, or Valentino breaks his contract and Asmodeus…”

“Yeah, no I get that,” Vox interrupted. “But we, I really never took you for the motherly type.”

“Oh fuck you, I’m motherly,” Velvette snapped. “Now get the phone out and start making a list.” 

By the time they arrived back at the penthouse, the spare bedroom had been transformed into a workable nursery.

“It’s basic, but I can do the design later,” Velvette told them as he looked around.

In her arms, the baby began to fuss as she opened her eyes. 

“She’s probably hungry,” Velvette said to them as she turned and walked out to the kitchen. “One of you, hold her while I make a bottle.” 

Both stared at her in confusion. 

“No, I’ll hurt her,” Valentino confessed finally. “She’s so tiny.”

“Yeah, no. How do I hold it? What do I do?” Vox asked.

Velvette rolled her eyes. “You, Vox, look it up. Valentino, it came from you. So you, sit down on the couch. Vox, take notes.”

Valentino obediently sat down on the couch. Carefully, Velvette placed the baby in his arms and Valentino held the child out at arms length. 

“No, no not like that. Closer. She isn’t a disease, you won’t catch anything from her,” Velvette admonished. “And if she gets sick, we’re all getting it anyway, so buckle up buttercup.”

Velvette watched as he slowly inched his arms closer. Annoyance flooded through her. 

“No, you know what? Unbutton your shirt,” she snapped as she snatched the baby back. 

“Fuck you, no,” Valentino retorted. “That has nothing…I’m not…no!”

“Actually, she’s right, it’s called skin to skin,” Vox interrupted as he looked up from his phone, “we should all probably do it. It helps…with their vitals and stuff. Body temperature and heartbeat regulation. Helps them thrive.”

“And I’m pretty sure if this thing dies, Asmodous will consider it a violation of your contract in some way and kill you as well,” Velvette added.

Hesitantly, Valenitno undid his jacket and unbuttoned his black shirt. Carefully, Velvette positioned his hand under the little girl and laid her against his chest. To his surprise, it felt good- natural, almost. Carefully, he leaned back and settled the child comfortably against him.

“Good. Now don’t be alarmed if she cried,” Velvette warned. “She’s got to be hungry.”

As quickly as she could, she hurried off into the kitchen. As quickly as she could, she mixed a bottle and brought it back to Valentino.

“Here, you feed her, Vox,” she directed. 

“Oh hell no, it ain’t my kid,” Vox protested. 

 “We’re in this together, right? Otherwise the empire crumbles,” Velvette said firmly. 

The look on Vox’s face told Velvette she had won. She watched as he took off his jacket, rolled up his sleeves and unbuttoned his shirt. 

“Fine, I’m ready,” he said reluctantly.

 Carefully, Valentino handed the baby to Vox and Velvette adjusted his arms so the baby was in the correct position. She watched as he gently pressed the bottle to her lips and to Velvette’s relief, she instantly took to it. 

“She is kind of cute,” Vox admitted as she suckled frantically. “Are you hungry, little girl? She needs a name, right?” 

“Let’s call her Reader,” Valentino suggested. “It was…well, it doesn’t matter. I’m her dad, I get to name her, right Velvette?”

“Reader,” Velvette said slowly. “Yeah. I like it.” With a swish of her skirt, she turned away. “I’m going to make some design notes for the nursery. Yell for me when she’s done eating, she’ll need to be burped.”

“Great,” Vox muttered as he looked at Valentino. “That ones on you.”

“We’ll all be doing it,” Velvette yelled over her shoulders. “She’s a member of this family, we take care of each other. Period.”

[unclaimed-garbage]

My First Impression Rant on S2E8: “The Full Moon.”

SPOILERS FOR S2E8 “THE FULL MOON” OF HELLUVA BOSS

[Things that I liked about the newest episode]

The Art/animation:

The art/animation was super good as always. The fight scene were choreographed rather well and it was just awesome. (Shoutout to the effects team as well).

The music and voice acting:

The music and voice acting were also really good (though at some points, certain characters didn’t sound right??? Like there was one scene where Moxxie confronted the Cherubs and his voice sounded COMPLETELY different. Aside from that though, the emotion in Blitzø’s voice for example where absolutely STELLAR.

Unfortunately, I don’t have many good things to say about this episode because tbh, it was a HUGE let down for me.

[Things I didn’t like]

The goddamn plot:

The pacing here was fucking atrocious and especially bad this episode. The goddamn cherubs and Dhorks got more screen time than Stolas and Blitzø, which shouldn’t be the case given that the episode is titled “The Full Moon” and should’ve been about Blitzø and Stolas’ “deal.”

It was also incredibly strange because why in the world would Vivziepop hype up this episode only to have it barely feature the main storyline. Sure, it was nice to see less of Stolitz, but when you market an episode as being a Stolitz-centric episode that’s supposed to be where they break up, you should expect more focus.

Instead though, we got more of Dhorks’ and Cherubs’ rushed Alliance that went nowhere and was the A plot, while the most important part of the series was shafted as the B plot.

Speaking of shafting the B plot, the pacing was another issue:

The pacing was (once again) another huge issue for me. Blitzø and Stolas’ talk about their “deal” was EXTREMELY quick. Though it was incredibly well done both voice acting wise, mood wise, etc, the pacing just went too fast and it would’ve been nice to see more buildup.

Not only that, but with The Cherubs’ and Dhorks’ situation, the fight went on way too long when it didn’t even affect the actual plot or story. It just meant nothing narrative wise and just felt like a waste of time tbh.

That leads to my next issue, the stakes:

The stakes of this episode were meant to be incredibly high. This was the episode where Stolas and Blitzø were theorized (and confirmed) to break up. Despite this high-stakes moment that’s been forever in the making, with the Cherubs portion of the episode (that took up more screen time than the supposed main focus), the stakes were incredibly non-existent most of the episode and then quickly hit you like a brick in the final five minutes where the most important part comes to play.

Like sure, some may argue that the stakes and tension hitting you was supposed to be like that, but it just felt like bad writing to me.

This leads into the next issue which is tone/tonal whiplash:

This episode suffers from pretty bad tonal whiplash imo. While a good portion of the episode was used to bring Dhorks and Cherubs back into relevancy, there were moments where Blitzø went out (and met Fizzeroli later on) to buy new stuff for their monthly fucking.

Despite the audience heavily suspecting this episode would be Stolitz’s breakup episode, there was little to no buildup. In the beginning of the episode, we get Stolas and Blitzø’s duet talking about the full moon and whatnot. We know that Stolas will give the asmodean crystal to Blitzø, but we don’t know how he’ll react.

We see everything on Blitzø’s side going wonderfully, he’s buying stuff for their “deal” and whatnot making sure it’s perfect (because it’s heavily implied Blitzø is worried that Stolas is getting sick of him). On the other hand, we see no buildup on Stolas’ side. No buildup whatsoever. After the duet, he’s completely gone until Blitzø meets up with Stolas. I think that works against the episode and it’s intentions. So, it went from Blitzø being happy, to things all going to shit with little buildup imo.

The Episode’s intentions:

Honestly, this episode really rubbed me the wrong way, especially when Blitzø finally confronts Stolas about everything. It truly seems that they’re trying to paint Blitzø as the villain, when that’s furthest from the truth.

In scene one (which I’d previously screen recorded, but you can only upload 1 video from camera roll), we see Stolas asking for the book back. Permanently so he can give Blitzø the Asmodean crystal. Blitzø’s reaction here is VERY telling, as he automatically assumes he isn’t doing good enough in their “deal” and thus is jeopardizing his business and his employee’s livelihoods. This is just one example of the gross power imbalance in their “relationship” and like it or not, this scene alone proves that Stolas has created and upheld a gross power imbalance.

Scene/video two ALSO showcases the gross power imbalance in this situation. Blitzø is literally CRYING and BEGGING to keep the book because (as of this point in the episode), he is unaware of Stolas’ intentions and truly believes that the deal is being revoked and he’ll lose his business, job, and cost his employees’ jobs and livelihoods.

Scene/video three truly bothers me in more ways than one because STOLAS was the one who suggested the “deal”. STOLAS was the one who suggested they meet up on the full moon for sex. So WHY is he acting so surprised that Blitzø expected it to be about sex when that was the standard STOLAS set? It really does feel like the narrative is trying to sympathize and make Stolas seem like the victim when Blitzø is merely upholding the arrangement hess. been confined to.

Scene/video four REALLY REALLY grinds my gears after Blitzø rightfully goes off for being blindsided and given no chance to process what the hell Stolas has told him, Stolas is yet again treated like the victim while Blitzø is made to be the villain. Blitzø literally mentioned in the scene before this that he needed time to think things over and couldn’t have this thrown at him like that (and also rightfully goes off on him for seeing him as lesser and being toyed with).

Not only that, but it’s just misguided at best and downright malicious at worst that Blitzø’s trauma and abuse from Stolas is either completely swept under the rug or spun to make Blitzø be the villain in the situation when he’s merely fighting back against the abuse he’s faced.

The final part, The Hype:

Honestly, this episode was REALLY disappointing. It didn’t even reach the 30 minute mark and was the same/similar length as every normal episode, yet it was supposed to be so much more important. We were promised a good episode where Stolas and Blitzø would discuss their “deal,” yet it was shafted to the last five minutes and felt incredibly rushed and victim-blamey tbh. The hype for the episode didn’t really match what we got imo and I’m more disappointed with this episode than I’ve been with the other episodes in season 2.

Overall, I really hate Stolitz as a ship because of portrayal in the series and the episode heavily suffered because of it and also suffers from the usual issues due to the lack of proper pacing and the fact that it wasn’t even longer to allow for more time.

Rating: Tilts between a three and a negative infinity tbh

Maybe I’ll make a much more in depth/thought out say since this one was kinda a heat in the moment one I made while on my way home from Walmart. 💀

[strawbubbysugar]

So I love Sun and Moon for many reasons but ONE of those many reasons is because I love jester/clown characters like Spinel from Steven Universe, Fizzeroli from Helluva Boss, Cicero from Skyrim, Clopin from Disney’s Hunchback of Notre Dame, etc. just silly little guys. Bouncy. Chaotic in the best ways. and I was wondering how you feel about characters like that/if that’s also part of why you like Sun and Moon?

Hope you’re having a wonderful day!!

Eee yes I def feel connected to jester/clown characters!! In fact .. Heres an OC of mine!

Her name is The Big Top, The Main Attraction, Her Royal Silliness Lady Amelia Lulu Dixie Mautherine the First :) But you can call her Amelia. She's a clown brood mother

she can open up her skirt (which is one of those big preschool umbrella things) and a bunch of plastic play pit balls fall out, which are clown eggs that turn into helium balloons right before theyre ready to hatch into toodles, which eventually grow into clowns :oD

[grimgrinningghost456]

So I got these two shirts at the con, and I was in full Radio Demon cosplay at the time. Now I’m pretty A-okay with some hazbin ships within the fandom that include Alastor, though in canon the man doesn’t hit me as a relationship man unless we count Rosie as a QPR of sorts. However, I say To each their own! That being said, on with the story!

As I was purchasing these t-shirts of my favorite characters, I realized that I’d be going to the hazbin fandom meetup with said shirts.

“That’s fine,” I thought, unknowing of the future jokes and teases I was about to become the butt of, “ The fandom is wacky but I doubt I’ll be given attention with the Lucifer and Alastor shirts in my arm.”

It was Lucifer and Alastor or literally Any other pair out of Vox, Lucifer, and Al. I’m a simple person who knew I’d only have enough money to buy 2 shirts and a gift for my sister, so Luci and Al it was.

A little bit of background, it was about half an hour away from the big Hazbin hotel and helluva boss meetup and so there was some other Hazbins looking at artist’s alley. One particular person, was a cosplayer as a more human Vox. Their concept was essentially “Human Vox having a lazy day in Valentinos shirt and pjs” (picture of the two of us as a context point)

This individual was very sweet, and was fun to talk with in and out of character. They actually helped me find the shop where the shirts were purchased, as I had been there since the con opened, and more shops had arrived and set up between my first sighting of the store vs the end of the con.

I thought based on our very short and fast friendship, they’d hold their tongue. But boi was I wrong!

They were the first to stare me into the eyes and say smugly “Radioapple. I see you, Al.”

I proceeded to get multiple “attacks” from a Lute, an Adam, a Fizzeroli, and an Angel Dust. (A good chunk of those people ended up being a little clique I spent the rest of my night with. They were all very sweet and generally nice people to be with) Moral of the story? You’re not allowed to have favorites when you’re in cosplay. The shipping world catches up to you FAST.

[nonbinary-weirdo]

King and I (Animated) Cast

King Mongtuk - Lucifer Morningstar

Anna Leonowens - Rosie

Louis Leonowens - Baxter

Prince Chulalongkorn - Alastor

Princesses - Niffty, Charlie, Octavia

Princes - Blitzo, Fizzeroli, Angel Dust, Arackniss

Kralahome - Pentious

Tuptin - Vaggie

Master Little - Eggboi

Sir Edward - Stolas

[purpleyearning]

Taylor Swift based “Who’s afraid of Little Old Me?” after Fizzeroli.

[twigstarpikachutroll22]

God. Smol Stolas and Smol Blitzo (and even Smol Fizzeroli tbh). The wide-eyed innocence of them, the wholesomeness. The way that even in this show, usually stuffed full of blood and gore and sex and curse words, even in a show that literally takes place in Hell, with a full cast of literal demons, this setting still has actual children in it, being actual children. Gun-toting can’t-utter-a-sentence-without-swears-or-innuendos festering-pile-of-emotional-issues Blitz was once a little tree-climbing kid with high hopes and big dreams, going sparkly-eyed talking about naming horses Stapler and Biscuitqueen. Abused-in-his-forced-marriage endlessly-thirsty-and-kinky Stolas was a small bird running out of his bedroom bursting with excitement because it was his birthday. Heck, deranged robot-armed Fizzeroli was once a little kid who thought blood was gross and made his toy balloon horse dance around Blitz’s to make it feel better when it was sad. In spite of everything about the setting of Hell, kids are kids. In the midst of like, everything about this show normally, we get smol Stolas and smol Blitzo and smol Fizzeroli being all. Like This. Are we gonna like??? Talk about that??? Did anycreature get ALL the feels from just. This????????

[kiss-thiss-niss-archived]

So does this mean niss and angel would be super freaked out at Fizzeroli? He is a clown and is dollish-like.)

//Angel might.

Niss would just be a Little discomforted at first. Clowns don't bother Niss much... He thinks they're weird but he's not scared. Dollsake him shudder. Angel just be like Fuck this shit I'm out!//

[fandom-nursery]

Ranking helluva boss regressors on how much I think they could be trusted with glitter

Blitzo:

4/10

In his defense he is trying to get it all on whatever art project he’s making

He’s just not very successful

He’s very proud of his little art projects though so no one can be too annoyed at him for it

Stolas

9/10

Responsible little owl

He’s very cautious about making a mess

He wants to be good and do things the right way and will ask for help from his caregiver if he needs it

Moxxie

8/10

This is mostly because he gets too stressed out about making a mess to actually touch it

He prefers to just look at the glitter in its container and enjoy the sparkles

Loona

5/10

Not a glitter fan really but when she does use it she’s pretty careless about it

Takes almost no precautions to keep in contained and then gets annoyed when she’s finding it on everything for months afterwards

Stella

0/10

She loves the stuff so much

She throws it on purpose to cover as much area as possible with it

Not worried about making a mess and absolutely will not clean it up herself unless she’s forced to

Fizz

3/10

Very easily excited by shiny things

Tends to use it a little to liberally and get it everywhere

Very creative about what games and activities he thinks should include glitter in them

[cryptid-kratt-kid]

FNAK au Jimmy is a comedic relief animatronic.

During the day, his job is to walk around the facility entertaining kids between shows.

His performances tend to have heavy amounts of slapstick, so he's actually the most durable animatronic.

The only way to decommission him is to burn him, and even then that'll take a while.

He has the mobility of Fizzeroli from helluva boss. He can rotate every part of his body 360 degrees, and can squash and stretch like something right out of a cartoon.

During the night, he likes to use his silly little cartoon character maneuvers to slow down the target. While he can't actually attack them himself, he can be super fucking annoying when he wants to be.

He likes to taunt the target, just to get their sanity a little lower.

He regularly scares the shit out of Seymour.

[looniecartooni]

Marx and the Collector would cause chaos that would annoy Fizzeroli and Spinel would try to join in (but also encourage them to be careful). Sun Drop would probably keep trying to pick up and play with the Collector who’d have to keep breaking things to get rid of him. Jevil and Dimentio would probably hang out the most, ignoring the chaos Sun Drop and Fizzeroli keep desperately trying to clean up. When Fizz yells at them to help, Spinel will stop and try to help while Jevil will join the chaos, encouraging Marx and the Collector to get more violent. Dimentio will convieniently “have something better to do” and teleport away. Spinel will try to cheer up the miserable Fizzeroli who laments how he wishes he stayed with Ozzie while Sun Drop cries desparately trying to clean up the mess the other jesters have caused, wondering why all these kids would rather misbehave and why they don’t want to play with him. Fizz and Spinel try to give some comfort in their own goofy yet frustrated way, but then Shaco decides he’s going to go out and cause some chaos in the real world. 

As he leaves, he turns out the lights and Sun Drop screams. Everyone is silent a moment as he starts ranting about how no one should turn out the lights. This amuses the other jesters as they tease him a little for being scared of the dark. Spinel and Fizz both stretch out one of their arms to turn back on the lights. They fight a little bit over who’s gonna turn them back on while the Collector decides to tease Sun Drop a bit more. But he notices too quickly that he has started transforming and then reverts to asking if he’s ok. The room goes silent as the jesters surround the animatronic in concern. Moon Drop looks directly at the Collector and says, “Its past your bedtime...” Everyone is now frightened, trying to hide from this relentless, cleaner up robot who insists on capturing them. Spinel and Fizz have tangled around each other hiding in a corner while the Collector, Marx, and Jevil are trying to hide behind whatever they can find. Everyone theorizes that the light switch will save them, but any tiny move they make will get them caught. When Marx finally makes it to the light switch, it won’t turn on. Moon Drop lunges toward him and Spinel quickly punches him and pulls Marx out of the way. 

Just when they finally agree on a plan to stop him, Dimentio comes back and ends up turning on the lights, seemingly oblivious to the whole situation. The Jesters are all traumatized, including Sun Drop who is trying to explain what happened while trying not to get too upset with the already frightened Collector who is hugging Jevil out of fear. Dimentio calmly assures everyone that everyone is fine and could’ve handled their own in that situation. Shaco comes back, realizing he forgot something. All but Dimentio scream at him for turning off the lights and beg him to never do that with Sun Drop in the room again. Shaco, stunned, confused, and slightly amused asks them why they though he turned out the lights. The other jesters start to confusingly debate and insist that Shaco did turn out the lights before he left. All except Dimentio, who wryly smiles in silence, trying hard to contain his laughter as he disappears yet again and the lights cease to shine...

What Would Happen If They Were All In A Room Together?

edit: i added Shaco can't believe i forgot my boy (but tbf riot forgets him all the time so :/ )

[twigstarpikachutroll22]

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NEW HELLUVA BOSS EPISODE NEW HELLUVA BOSS EPISODE HOLY FRICK HOLY FRICK I’M SCREAMING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

SMOL STOLAS IS SO PRECIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SO IS SMOL BLITZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I LOVE THEM BOTH SO MUCH OH MY GOD JGISAFHGLJSDBAGIFSAVUIAGRBSNJKG

HOLY FRICK STOLAS HAD A CRUSH ON HIM FROM THAT EARLY HOLY FRICK DLJSAHGJASDBGSABGIUSADBGIUSDHGSDHGJKSDHGKJSD

SMOL BLITZ SAYING “CRAP” JKDLSHGFLSGKLGJK AND THE JOKE/STORY HE MADE UP ABOUT THE LEGLESS HORSE WAS GREAT GENUINELY I LOVE HIS CREATIVITY THERE KLSHLKGFGJ

BLITZ AND FIZZEROLI’S FRIENDSHIP BACK WHEN LKSDFLKSGSKLG CAN’T WAIT TO SEE PEOPLE BREAKING DOWN AND ANALYZING THE SCENES OF THEM LKSHGLKSKGL

BLITZ’S DAD SELLING HIM FOR THAT LITTLE NRJGKLBAIULGBASUIGBSAFUIG

WHEN HE SAID “OF COURSE I WANT TO HELP MOM” LIKE DELIBERATELY NOT SAYING HE WANTS TO HELP OUT HIS MOM AND HIS DAD.

SMOL STOLAS AND SMOL BLITZ’S CONVERSATION UNDER THE TREE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 I FEEL LIKE THERE’S SO MUCH TO BE SAID THERE SO MUCH TO UNPACK LIKE THAT BLITZ ALWAYS WANTED TO RUN HIS OWN BUSINESS AND HAVE A BIG OFFICE BUT BACK THEN HE WANTED IT TO BE A CIRCUS (ALTHOUGH HE STILL REALLY LIKED BLOOD) AND HAVE A WHOLE BUNCH OF HORSES (AND HE STILL REALLY LOVES HORSES) WHAT HAPPENED THERE AND ALSO THEY WERE SO SO SWEET AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

STOLAS’S WIFE HAVING BAD-MOUTHED HIM IN FRONT OF PEOPLE ALL THE TIME EVEN WHEN THEY WERE FULLY TOGETHER RBIUGBAWRIUGLBR AND SEEING HOW THE WHOLE THING BETWEEN BLITZ AND STOLAS WITH THE AFFAIR AND THE BOOK STARTED OUT HOLY POOP JGKLFSGKLG BLITZ WAS ORIGINALLY JUST GONNA STEAL IT BUT STOLAS THOUGHT HE WANTED TO HAVE SEX THAT SCENE WAS SO UNCOMFORTABLE BUT I COULD SYMPATHIZE WITH STOLAS SO MUCH AND ALSO BLITZ WAS KINDA COOL WHEN HE WAS PLAYING ALONG TBH BUT SERIOUSLY IT WAS SO UNCOMFORTABLE BUT ALSO AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WHEN HE SAID “THE ONE WHO WANTS ME IS MY FIRST EVER FRIEND” AND BLITZ PAUSED AND DECIDED TO DO IT AFTER ALL HOLY FRICK AAAAAAAAAA A KLDFSHGLKSDFHGKJFDHHHU

THE WAY THAT STOLAS SAID “THAT IS THE SOUND OF A [F WORD]ING DIVORCE” FDSJHLUFSNDHKDSGJKDFKFDLGHKFDH

THAT S O N G HOLY FRICK GKALSZHGLIEUARFBGIEURAVGIUEARH

THE ENTIRE CONVERSATION BETWEEN STOLAS AND HIS WIFE AT THE END THAT ENTIRE FREAKING SCENE HOLY FRICK HOLY FRICK HOLY FRICK HOLY FRICK HOLY FRICK FIOAHGAIULRBGAILURBGIUARSBGASIUBGLAUISDVGUISADG (I KNOW HER NAME IT’S JUST WEIRD FOR ME TO SAY BECAUSE SOMECREATURE I KNOW PERSONALLY IS ALSO NAMED THAT)

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Charlie and fizz, but as a sister/brother like relationship

"Fizz?"

"Char-Char! Whats up kiddo?"

"Do you think I'm...a failure?"

Fizz frowned and slinked up to her. "Course not dollface! You got a shitty dad is all. But never fear! Fizzeroli is here! Hehey!"

Charlie laughed at his silly antics. He always made her feel better when things seem down. He believed in her!

"Theres that happy kid I know and adore! Ya got great pipes, ya can dance, you can do anything if ya set your mind to it!" He sprang from the ceiling down to her. "You're my little happy starfire!"

"You're my number 1 funny clown! Uncle Asmodeus is lucky to have you." Charlie beamed, he took her hands and they danced around Ozzies lounge laughing together.

"Gimme a thrust!" Charlie sang and Fizzi did his trumpet noises

"Show me some luuuuust!"

"From the groin to the bust!" He sang

"In desire we trust!" Charlie chorus, swinging on a nearby pole.

"In the house of Asmodeus!" They chorus.