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rotteneldritchhorror · 9 months ago
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I will forever stand by the fact that Susan has the most brutal death in walten files
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3-aem · 1 year ago
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tonight on three doesn’t know what they’re doing: my circuit breaker tripped (???) for my microwave and not knowing what i was doing i kinda fiddled with it
pros: apparently i fiddled with it correctly bc i turned it back on
cons: according to the internet and the very angry warning label i probably should Not have done that 😭
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hjartasalt · 29 days ago
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Actually cannot stop watching this
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demadogs · 1 month ago
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this happened months ago. i cannot keep it in any longer. a while ago i went on a porn site ive never been to and it asked if i was over 18 and i misclicked and said no and it automatically sent me to google images of puppies and kittens. i still cannot get over how funny this is.
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omegaverse-anesthesiologist · 6 months ago
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why is ao3 is blocked on the hospital wifi????
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snaxle · 2 months ago
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I DONT WANNA PAY BILLS I WANNA USE MY MONEY FOR FOOD AND LIL GIFTS FOR MYSELF AND MY LOVED ONES
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aropride · 3 months ago
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ok fine maybe community notes was a good idea
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I was inspired
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gabrielora · 7 months ago
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When I was younger and researching the autism diagnosis criteria and symptoms, I thought “oh I couldn’t POSSIBLY be autistic.” Because when I read “takes everything literally” I thought it literally meant EVERYTHING and I was like “I don’t take EVERYTHING literally, just most things!” And I just realized the other day that it didn’t actually mean EVERYTHING and that was an overstatement.
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ohitspurple2 · 16 days ago
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copepods · 6 months ago
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crazy how 4 hours of work will literally take up my entire 15+ hour day. who allowed this
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inkskinned · 6 months ago
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please i love you i'm begging you bring back suspension of disbelief bring back trusting the audience like. i cannot handle any more dialogue that sounds like a legal document. "hello, i am here to talk to you about the incident from a few minutes ago, because i feel you might be unwell, and i am invested in your personal wellbeing." "thank you, i am unwell because the incident was hurtful to me due to my childhood, which was bad." I CANT!!!!
do you know how many people are mad that authors use "growled" as a word for "said"? it's just poetics! they do not literally mean "growled," it's just a common replacement for "said with force but in a low tone." it's normal! do you hear me!! help me i love you please let me out of here!!!
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duckysprouts · 11 days ago
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i need everyone to understand the poetry of curly turning a blind eye to anya’s suffering only to be robbed of his autonomy and voice as she was and then forced to observe jimmy’s crimes and the abuse of his own body
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theofficialuriel · 5 days ago
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summary of act 1
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l0verseyes · 1 month ago
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a hero in his own way 🫡
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