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I will forever stand by the fact that Susan has the most brutal death in walten files
#literally—#the kids deaths and rosemary’s deaths are really sad#but Susan literally was brutally paralysed only to slowly die from starvation- barely able to breathe- not being able to move—#that shit is BRUTAL#Its so—#I don��t wanna say cool but you get what I mean#🪲#walten files#susan woodings#twf#twf susan#the walten files
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tonight on three doesn’t know what they’re doing: my circuit breaker tripped (???) for my microwave and not knowing what i was doing i kinda fiddled with it
pros: apparently i fiddled with it correctly bc i turned it back on
cons: according to the internet and the very angry warning label i probably should Not have done that 😭
#literally—#im just never gonna use my microwave#again#we stove heating everything from now on#girl i am shaking#do we have electricians in the chat#me pushing the breaker in one direction: k that didnt do anything#me pulls it a bit:#me pulls it harder:#me forces it in to the opposite position: oh the microwave is on hey what does this say-
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Actually cannot stop watching this
#tiktok#video#this has literally no business being so insanely cunty#this WILL be stuck in my head for at least a week
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this happened months ago. i cannot keep it in any longer. a while ago i went on a porn site ive never been to and it asked if i was over 18 and i misclicked and said no and it automatically sent me to google images of puppies and kittens. i still cannot get over how funny this is.
#i literally think about it every time i go to a spicy site#oh god is this gonna be my legacy#plz i make gifs and stuff i have much cooler posts than this#1k#10k
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why is ao3 is blocked on the hospital wifi????
#Literally everything else works fine it’s just ao3#Who was reading smut that they blocked ao3#I must know#in which nina screams into the void
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I DONT WANNA PAY BILLS I WANNA USE MY MONEY FOR FOOD AND LIL GIFTS FOR MYSELF AND MY LOVED ONES
#og#imagine how much happier my life could be right now if i could use the $200+ i gotta spend on bills#on literally anything else right now
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ok fine maybe community notes was a good idea
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I was inspired
#gravity falls#book of bill#ford pines#stanford pines#bill cipher#dipper pines#Mason pines#billford#I guess you could call him my muse heh *inserts that one tiktok smug emoji*#no ford is not referring to twink bill it’s literally just triangle bill#the family reunion is gonna be a lot more awkward now
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When I was younger and researching the autism diagnosis criteria and symptoms, I thought “oh I couldn’t POSSIBLY be autistic.” Because when I read “takes everything literally” I thought it literally meant EVERYTHING and I was like “I don’t take EVERYTHING literally, just most things!” And I just realized the other day that it didn’t actually mean EVERYTHING and that was an overstatement.
#textpost#text post#neurodivergent#actually autistic#autism#autistic things#autistic experiences#neurodiversity#why is there a hyperbole in the statement talking about people taking hyperboles literally
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crazy how 4 hours of work will literally take up my entire 15+ hour day. who allowed this
#text#i have Things to Do tomorrow but i also have Work and it feels impossible to do both#even though mathematically i should be literally fine
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please i love you i'm begging you bring back suspension of disbelief bring back trusting the audience like. i cannot handle any more dialogue that sounds like a legal document. "hello, i am here to talk to you about the incident from a few minutes ago, because i feel you might be unwell, and i am invested in your personal wellbeing." "thank you, i am unwell because the incident was hurtful to me due to my childhood, which was bad." I CANT!!!!
do you know how many people are mad that authors use "growled" as a word for "said"? it's just poetics! they do not literally mean "growled," it's just a common replacement for "said with force but in a low tone." it's normal! do you hear me!! help me i love you please let me out of here!!!
#i am so sick of writers having to anticipate the most boring#bad-faith readings of their work. i am like - if you use cheese as a currency#okay! as long as the world makes sense to me: cool. cheese tax. moving on.#my job as the reader is to suspend my disbelief and say okay! i am so sick of like#fanfiction authors having to write dissertations#because they had an interesting idea they'd like to try out!!!#just write it! if it doesn't make sense that's someone else's problem!!!#PS OP is autistic. yes sometimes i take things literally at first glance. then i think about it lol#this is so clearly not about accessibility etc. it's about like. girl even i an autistic person#am able to understand ''they probably didn't mean his eyes darkened LITERALLY''
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i need everyone to understand the poetry of curly turning a blind eye to anya’s suffering only to be robbed of his autonomy and voice as she was and then forced to observe jimmy’s crimes and the abuse of his own body
#mouthwashing#mouthwashing anya#mouthwashing jimmy#mouthwashing curly#captain curly#he is literally a torso and an eye#forced to see and nothing else
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summary of act 1
#arcane#viktor arcane#vi arcane#arcane meme#no bc why was he literally jesus#never let a situationship turn you Emo the way it did vi#arcane season 2#arcane spoilers
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