#literally—

[rotteneldritchhorror]

I will forever stand by the fact that Susan has the most brutal death in walten files

[3-aem]

tonight on three doesn’t know what they’re doing: my circuit breaker tripped (???) for my microwave and not knowing what i was doing i kinda fiddled with it

pros: apparently i fiddled with it correctly bc i turned it back on

cons: according to the internet and the very angry warning label i probably should Not have done that 😭

[slightly-gay-pogohammer]

pokèmonize yourself!!!!

spin this wheel to see your pokemon type

spin this one to see how you'll look like

[snaxle]

I DONT WANNA PAY BILLS I WANNA USE MY MONEY FOR FOOD AND LIL GIFTS FOR MYSELF AND MY LOVED ONES

[bizarrebazaar13]

what if your doppelgänger wasn’t evil it was just a person. what if your doppelgänger wasn’t trying to replace you it was just trying to learn to be a person and you were the best model it had. what if your doppelgänger looked at you with your eyes and said with your voice that it just wanted to be loved. what then.

[theofficialuriel]

summary of act 1

[demadogs]

this happened months ago. i cannot keep it in any longer. a while ago i went on a porn site ive never been to and it asked if i was over 18 and i misclicked and said no and it automatically sent me to google images of puppies and kittens. i still cannot get over how funny this is.

[omegaverse-anesthesiologist]

why is ao3 is blocked on the hospital wifi????

[duckysprouts]

i need everyone to understand the poetry of curly turning a blind eye to anya’s suffering only to be robbed of his autonomy and voice as she was and then forced to observe jimmy’s crimes and the abuse of his own body

[aropride]

ok fine maybe community notes was a good idea

[knockknockwhosthereartistism]

I was inspired

[gabrielora]

When I was younger and researching the autism diagnosis criteria and symptoms, I thought “oh I couldn’t POSSIBLY be autistic.” Because when I read “takes everything literally” I thought it literally meant EVERYTHING and I was like “I don’t take EVERYTHING literally, just most things!” And I just realized the other day that it didn’t actually mean EVERYTHING and that was an overstatement.

[karvviie]

this is what happened right

[clandestinegardenias]

My therapist just told me my problem is that I need to write more fanfiction.

[yeagrave]

two birds on a wire