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watching that one episode of j&w
#i totally forgot it happened#fucking jumpscare that was#literally why was that necessary#it wasn’t#at all.#s2e5#i love this show and the books#but god#hugh laurie#stephen fry#they’re still my cuties#jeeves and wooster#to boost:#house md#hilson#starlightseraph’s brainrot
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Characters who don't know each other, but would hate each other:


#why yhe fuck would they chose to do this ??!!#season 1-3 five would NEVER#RIP MY BOY#RIP platonic Lila and five#YOU WILL BE MISSED#was this necessary#WHY ???#I'm sorry Diego you deserve better#WHAT WOULD DOLORES THINK ???!!#how does five's relationship with a literal mannequin make more sense??#the umbrella academy#tua#tua s4#tua 4 spoilers#spoilers#five hargreeves#umbrella academy
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if you are presenting an opposing opinion and quoting it by making up a hypothetical person. and you make that hypothetical person speak with a stutter to make it seem worse. youre a jerk ok
#pig originals#FUCKING HELL MAN. fucking#stop including it. stop its not necessary. if you want to portray an argument as dumb JUST SAY ITS DUMB? WHAT?#WHY WOULD YOU MAKE THE PERCEIVED WRONG AND HARMFUL AND BAD OPINION BE SAID BY?? SOMEONE WITH A STUTTER???#literally what. why. why would you do that. cmon
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Bruce: what does adopting children do for me? Bruce:... Bruce: *deep inhale* Bruce: what does AIR DO FOR MY LUNGS??!?!?!?!?
#batman#bruce wayne#batfam#batkids#he will stop taking in children when-#never#he will never stop.#the children are his#hide your kids#because he is coming for them#and will adopt them#and try to offer them the best life he can#even if its not the best#its the best he can offer#and then theyll develop a codependent emotionally unstable relationship with him#and basically fall in love#and shit talk him#but defend him to the death#anyway this is very long#but i felt necessary to inform the world of bruces opinions#that is all#he possessed me for short second#and made this#good dad bruce wayne#bc someone asked me#“why does he adopt kids?”#so yeah#theres your answer#(also its because they wont stop finding him and choosing him as their stable adult when hes literally not and there are a dozen actually#stable adults nearby but they just run to him like moths to a flame and ignore all the others)
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in honor of pride month, here's percy begrudgingly admitting he thinks ares is handsome after giving him the most unflattering description
#this is the funniest bi!percy moment to me#why was it necessary to inform the audience that the man u just described was handsome percy 🤨#anyway thing i miss most abt percy is how he used to be amazed by everyone's beauty all the time in pjo#another causality we lost in the war#<- a joke that's incredibly funny to me bc i'm referring to rick deciding percy can only comment on annabeth now#but it also happened after the literal war and therefore seems kinda sad lol#percy jackson#pride#percy jackson is bisexual#percy#min talks pjo
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This stupid description is way too funny to me
#Literally anytime I see “the power of friendship” anywhere I just die#I actually have no idea but this string of words is so funny to me for no reason#This is like my 7th rewatch of the season and I just noticed this#why he orple#i am at it again#art#digital art#ninjago#ninjago season 11#zane ninjago#zane julien#ice emperor#ice emperor ninjago#also can someone please tell me if I actually need to add ninjago after “ice emperor” because I actually have no clue if that’s necessary#Why the fuck is this so funny to me I can’t#Also I may have forgotten his staff but I couldn’t figure out where to put it anyways it was kinda awkward
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This is the only thing I'm going to say about the election until it's over:
Anyone who did not vote for Harris or who attempted to dissuade people from voting for Harris, you are indirectly responsible for whatever shit Donald Trump does if he gets elected. That blood is primarily on his hands, yes. But it is also on yours. I hope you can live with that because I sure as hell wouldn't be able to.
#'but gaza' trump wants TO OBLITERATE THEM. HE LITERALLY WANTS THERE TO BE NOTHING LEFT OF GAZA AT ALL. WHY DO YOU THINK#I DON'T WANT HIM IN POWER?????#yeah I said I wouldn't election post I lied sorry.#I know most of you don't actually care what happens to american citizens because we're all Violent Hypocrites who should kill ourselves#and somehow every single civilian is responsible for the actions of a military and government that comparatively few of us are actually par#of but FUCKING HELL. You don't care about THE PEOPLE OF GAZA??? Because that's what you're telling me if you're in favor of#doing anything OTHER than the most likely path to get trump out of politics. which is voting for the candidate DIRECTLY OPPOSING HIM.#the thing about america being an empire that needs to die. is that before it dies. it is still affecting the rest of the world.#I can't make you care about me and my loved ones. but I am IMPLORING you to have some fucking compassion for all the people#who are going to be DEEPLY negatively affected elsewhere if trump gets into power.#THEIR HARM. THEIR DEATHS. ARE ON /YOU/ IF YOU DID ANYTHING TO FACILITATE TRUMP'S VICTORY IF THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS.#I don't believe most of you actually have any amount of the sympathy and compassion for others you claim to have.#I don't think any of the causes you throw yourself behind are actually meaningful to you. I don't think any of this is based on a#genuine desire to build a better world. I think you just want your Internet friends to think you are a Good Person.#if I see anyone. ANYONE. acting like a trump presidency is what we 'deserve'. or that it's necessary to 'teach [xyz] a lesson'#I am NEVER speaking to you again I don't care how long I've known you.#us politics#I am a disabled queer woman. almost everybody I love is also disabled and queer. you think we're acceptable collateral damage fine.#but don't cry that I'm being a bitch if I say that that makes me not trust you and not want to have anything to do with you.
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IM SORRY????? DO U TWO NEED TO BE LEFT ALONE??
#LITERALLY WHAT 😭 WHY WAS HITTING HIM NECESSARY IT JUST LOOKS LIKE HE WANTED TO SLAP HIS ASS BUT COULDNT REACH#dan and phil#d&p
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do you ever wanna just
#art#comic#funny#meme#my art#idk why but this stupid squishy organ thinks it's necessary for me to wake up 483920 times a night with my heart pounding and freaking out#OVER LITERALLY NOTHING!!!!
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not me frantically checking Jon's diary every 10 minutes or so to make sure i didn't disappoint him with my poor decision making and deduction skills
#*spends more time than necessary searching the archives*#jon: ugh i hate this is sherry deliberately ignoring me? me: OKAY OKAY IM LEAVING JEEZ#and dont get me started on the eavesdropping parts those are my literal nightmare#ig because jons default setting is to be sherlocks no 1 fan and hypeman thats why his disappointed remarks sting so bad#sherlock holmes chapter one#sherlock holmes#jon#frogwares sherlock#frogwares sherlock holmes
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hey so why did charlie put an entire jar of spaghetti sauce WITH THE LID ON in the microwave
#started reading the beginning of eclipse and literally why would he do that#like ik bella’s whole thing is that she’s felt like an adult her whole life#but I don’t think charlie being this recklessly bad at adulting is necessary#why did eclipse begin w charlie almost setting the house on fire#why#eclipse#charlie
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free my complex female character, she did the same thing as complex male characters but the fandom takes Any analysis of her actions/choices/motivations that doesn’t strip her of all of her agency in bad faith and claims that only misogynists would dare to critique the things that they’ve noticed in her character because she’s a woman, completely ignoring the over-presence of discourse about similarly traited male characters in their fandom.
#exhausted by people categorizing CRITIQUE. not even genuine hate just literally basic analysis of imogen’s character#as a) hate at all but b) misogynistic simply because… they assume the person like caleb and percy uncritically like#i love imogen and i love her because she’s riddled with complexity that gives reason for her to be unlikeable#the shit ashton says makes me want to tear out my hair and i could write analysis on why but they’re still one of my favourite characters#i enjoy caleb but watching him infuriated me because of his self interest which is a coherent trait of his but is a tiring one#similarly with percy of love his pretentious Smartest In The Room shit but sometimes it meant he treated others more poorly than necessary#but i’m not unpacking all of that just so i have some fandom mandated right to say that i think there’s an aspect of a female character#that is imperfect in the human sense#because like. i will continue to call imogen’s self interested until the world burns and the moon shatters. because she is.#the only reason her choice to do good is compelling at all is because the choice to do otherwise is so tangible#it isn’t a Mistake or Fault that she’s self interested. it’s by design#like. she reaches towards the storm in curiosity in her sleep. but then she fights back when she’s awake#that’s it#that’s the dynamic. that’s what’s compelling#but no ur right fandom. let’s instead all agree that imogen is actually just intrinsically good#and take away all agency and complexity and humanity from her#and instead slap a sticker of Morally Good and enjoy the caricature of her where she’s made to fit into the imagine of#the latest aesthetic ad for diarrhoea medication#imogen temult#critical role#inspired as always by dumbass twitter posts that i’m subjected to because of school n work#the worst part is i do like the laudna n imogen dynamic in the stagnancy where it is but so much of that fandom is so clear in their erosion#of both characters actuality to suit the picture of Ship Tropes#like fuckin. so much of imogen’s fanart in imodna making her fat which as a fat person great love to see it#not so much when it’s clearly to make her short n stout against laundas tall n lanky.#anyway
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um do you like jegulus ? :3
this is maybe the funniest ask i’ve ever received in my life i can’t believe someone has had to ask me this . i need to do better ………
#to answer ur question anon YES#that’s my number one otp of literally all time#does ivy jewishregulus like jegulus ….. is the sky blue?#do birds fly?#does a choir sing?#does a cow make milk?#do humans breathe?#why my love for jegulus is a necessary part of the function of the world#ivy answers#marauders#marauders era#regulus black#jegulus#james potter
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hoes hate me for pointing out the incesty undertones in this goddamn show!! (spn)
#supernatural#sam winchester#dean winchester#wincest#look ive said this before i am not a wincestie i am just a wincest acknowledger#‘psychotically irrationally eroticaly codependent’ um.. okay was that necessary?#like bro why are they soulmmates in heaven they literally share a heaven#spn supernatural#again i’d like to point out that i do not ship wincest i just acknowledge it
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This goes both ways tbh.
#I CANT STOP DRAWING I HAVE LIME 50 OTHER MENES#BUT i wanna know#WHY does a murderer need so many accessories#LITERALLY i know stain takes at LEAST two hours to get ready#the fuck ass coat which i hate#his stupid hair and mask#TBE GLOVES AND THE BANDAGES UNDER THE GLOVES#TBE BELT#im not even talking abt below the waist here#yes they all makes sense and are necessary BUT still#i feel like the reactions could be interchangable to#can def see it#toshi existed bc he kissed his hero and stain just#jumping out of his skin bc HE KISSED ALL MIGHT#HIS ALL MIGHT#WIAH#cuties i need more fanfics#silly ones#my hero acedamia#boku no hero academia#toshinori yagi#akaguro chizome#all might#stain mha#stainmight
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Luke in Stuttgart
#this succession of photos is possibly the most stressed I've ever been thank u for ur time#5sos#5 seconds of summer#luke hemmings#luke#the 5sos show tour stuttgart#ryan fleming 2023#Instagram#band ig#kh4f post#what the FUCK#why was this necessary#omg i am not well rested enough for this 🤸🏻♀️🤸🏻♀️🤸🏻♀️🤸🏻♀️🤸🏻♀️🤸🏻♀️🤸🏻♀️#i cannot keep tagging this one bc i might say something so unhinged i finally have to flee this website#and second bc i need to keep staring at these photos thanks#literally who asked tho#goddd his chest I have to Leave#him buttoning the suit i am actually going to resort to violence 🤪👄🤪#the 5sos show tour
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