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polish The Buried be like Zakopane
#tma#the magnus archives#this is so stupid#literally nobody will get this joke#i thought of this while hanging out with my friend today#magnus archives#the buried#POLSKA REFERENCE#RAAHHH#POLSKA GUROM
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I'm thinking abt that pretty fall leaves embroidery pattern post and about how like... it is categorically a repost, it's a reupload. right? a thing that is generally disliked. but because it's credited, it's genuinely boosting the artist in question. and it could ALWAYS be like this. reposting content could ALWAYS be a symbiotic relationship, but because sourcing back to the original creator of something is so uncommon, it's just easier to ask people not to repost it at all. and people still don't understand the difference. or they'll go to the effort of cropping out usernames/signatures to repost something, which is More Effort than literally crediting the creator of something you liked enough to want to repost. Like. I literally don't actually care if my own shit gets reposted, you have to understand. I just don't want it STOLEN. But "do not repost" is easier to write on my art than "you can repost this, but don't alter the image/remove my signature, don't you dare write 'credit goes to the artist' because that is not credit, please link back to my original post or someplace that you can actually find me. please use an actual link/url instead of writing a non-clickable link of my username, because making it text instead of a clickable link cuts the number of people who will go to the effort of visiting my own page in Half." All those aggregate themed accounts, those fuckin annoying as hell instagrams and facebook groups that are like "body positive art we love wamen 💕 hashtag feminism" and then MASS-STEAL plus sized art created by women, if pages like these that always go and steal my older self-portraits and other works... If they just put a link to my prints of those pieces in the text of those posts, or, fuck, my commission info page? I would literally be living on the moon right now. I would have a house on the moon
#there is actually nothing morally wrong with running an account that just reuploads ppl's artwork or their jokes or their cosplays#if you just put a VISIBLE LINK in the description of your post with proper credit then it would be beneficial for everyone#because you can get your little clout or whatever it is you want by putting a bunch of same-category content on a page#but nobody's getting fucked over because if your post blows up then people just get FUNNELED to the source#because it's placed so plainly where everyone can see it#and yeah it's better to retweet or reblog but#on the rare occasion that I see my shit reuploaded on tumblr WHICH IS WEIRD BC I MAKE MY OWN POSTS HERE but anyway#someone making their own post where they upload my stuff. and it's always the floral self portraits so let's say it's a post with all those#if I scroll to the bottom and it says like. Artwork by Serglesinner on Twitter <-- clickable link [Sergle's Prints] <-- clickable link#to my etsy#I'm like oh okay and all the anger leaves my body and I'm like ah I see. and I toss the rock aside#like oh okay so you actually care that a person made these pieces. Instead of posting the caption ''women <3'' or smth#like you've GOTTA die if you do that. but if you just link back#or if you go to the effort of writing like a description with a BLURB? like it's a damn museum. like a light paragraph of info#about what the art is and who made it and their links#I am literally sucking you in a strange and peculiar manner. that is extremely helpful#and maybe other artists don't want this AT ALL and they'd rather people not reupload even if it is credited#but I feeeeeeeeel. like 99% of the time this would solve the issue#reposters could genuinely be helping ppl. sometimes the repost gets more traction than the real thing#as long as it credits the creator then that's an okay thing to happen!#that can land somebody a sale! a commission order! a new fan! A JOB#A JOB!!!!!!!!!!#sergle.txt#I didn't write this eloquently AT ALL what the fuck ever barkbarkbarkbark
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Do u follow the Erdtree? No?? Gores you
#literally nobody asked for this but youre getting it anyways#morgicorn#I was simply following my heart and my heart said what if#so now we've got unicorn morgott#but I feel like it actually suits him#had to give him longer ears tho bc he felt a bit naked without all the horns#I also gave him some dapples because why not#decided to make his horn a bit crooked also to match his sword and for more visual interest#oh btw theres a breed of horse called a 'fell pony' im not even joking#so like I kinda had to do morgicorn when I found that one out#tho I do imagine if Morgott was a horse hed be a percheron#big unit of a horse with a proud yet gentle temperment#mohg would be a fresian#obviously#but yeah if Morgott was a unicorn I do not think he would be above stabbing people with his horn#anyways#elden ring#elden ring fanart#morgott the omen king#morgott the grace given#elden ring morgott#margit the fell omen#my art
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Penits 🤤
Repenits! *slaps you with a bible*
#official penis post#penish#official penis ask#this is actually an inside joke that literally nobody will get
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This is the worst day of my life.
#i could make a really terrible joke but ill refrain#but somebody else must relate to having a post about your favorite ship immediately get ran over by a ship you like less but is more popular#also I didnt realize until a week after making the dc post that theyre literally the same post#same wording#same format#im so predictable#its embarrassing#stony#stevetony#superbat#the stony one has been around since like christmas and the other one has been around for like a week or two#smh#SORRY IM BIASED#this post is for nobody#IN CASE YOU DONT KNOW THE POST ON THE RIGHT IS MINE FROM MY DC ACC#IM NOT CYBERBULLYING I PROMISE
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everyone shut the fuck up and look at whats happening in the project sekai fandom right now. the previously "transfem (heavily heavily implied)" character is
wait okay spoilers for mizu5 event. read at own risk (if youre in the fandom) and if youre not um fucking hit read more RIGHT NOW
okay. so the previously "transfem (heavily heavily implied)" character is now "transfem (LITERALLY UNMISTAKABLY canon)". THIS IS 3 (EN) OR 4 (JP) YEARS WORTH OF BUILDUP FINALLY COMING TO FRUITION AND ITS SO FUCKING. GRRRAAHH
THIS IS THE MIZUKI 4* FOR THE EVENT. THE CARD IS TITLED "What Has Been Lost"
AND THE OTHER CARDS (KANADE, MAFUYU, ENA) HAVE THE CHARACTERS WEARING OUTFITS THAT ARE MOSTLY/ENTIRELY WHITE. SYMBOLIZING MOURNING.
READ THE STORY TRANSLATION LISTEN TO THE SONG ("Bake no Hana") READ THE LYRICS FUCKING TRY TO UNDERSTAND HOW EXTREME THIS SHIT IS.
this is like 9/11 to me
#mizu5#mizuki5#mizuki akiyama#akiyama mizuki#kanade yoisaki#yoisaki kanade#mafuyu asahina#asahina mafuyu#ena shinonome#shinonome ena#proseka#pjsk#project sekai#let me be clear. mizuki fucking disappears after this#like normally characters can be found in some locations in the game world having conversations#mizuki is fucking gone. they fucking stop appearing in the real world after u see the story.#and they lose the light in their eyes in the fucking character level screen.#its temporary but it isn't stated how long itll be before they come back. so we dont know whatll happen#so it has to be one of the next nightcord focus events but. nobody knows when that is. or which event. literally no fucking clue.#like itll probably last AT LEAST a real life month but ALMOST CERTAINLY longer than that. no words can describe my emotions right now. FUCK#i think i have to kill myself (/joking)#i feel like im getting kicked jn the fucking dick a thousand times in a row#never ask a mizuki fan what happened october 12 2024#important post
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i once had an anti tell me to stop sexualizing their trauma on a story i wrote that was a word for word retelling of my own actual trauma but with names changed and its been 2 years and i still cant stop thinking about that
Ah, yeah... Unfortunately a non-insignificant number of antishippers seem to genuinely believe they own the concept of trauma, so any story they read that they believe to be portrayed in a romanticized or sexualized light therefore must be romanticizing/sexualizing their trauma specifically.
I couldn't tell you the amount of times I've gotten the "stop sexualizing my trauma!!!!!!" or adjacent comments from antishippers that universally garner a response that basically boils down to
Like, bitch! I'm talking about my trauma! I literally did not even know you existed until you fucking commented!
#proship#proshipper#anti bs#just anti things#glad to know antis assuming every story about trauma must be about them specifically seems to be a universal proshipper experience lol#like *how* am I sexualizing *your* trauma when I literally do not even know who you are?#like if you hadn't commented I would've gone my entire life not knowing you even exist#if I had omnipotence like that I certainly would not be using that power to sexualize the trauma of some random fucking stranger! lol#you think my petty ass would be doing *that* instead of the infinitely more infuriating thing of spoiling every show you love at any chance#jokes aside though like seriously get fucking real#I hate to burst your main character syndrome bubble but nobody fucking cares about you#not in the ''nobody loves you and you'll die alone'' sense#but in the ''you are just Some Guy™ and the 8 billion other people on the planet have their own problems to worry about'' sense#if someone is writing about trauma maybe take your self-centred goggles off for 5 fucking seconds#and maybe you'll realise that it is 1000000% more likely this random stranger is writing about *their* trauma#and *not* the trauma of a person whose entire existence they are not even aware of#I do believe the tiktok trend of referring to strangers as ''NPCs'' has at least contributed to this epidemic of main character syndrome#people you don't know are *not* ''NPCs'' you fucking robot!#they are human beings just like you with lives and dreams and loved ones#you just don't know them#sorry but I genuinely think I'd go to jail for murder if I ever heard someone refer to me as an ''NPC'' out in public#'cause genuinely who the fuck do you think you are!?
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"Milf hunter kakyoin canon" "kakyoin canonically likes Jotaros mom" "kakyoin likes milfs-" SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT THE FUCK UP😭
#GET OUT OF MY SKIN#this is a joke#kinda#But seriously OMG I'M SO SICK OF THIS IT'S EITHER PPL SAY HE'S A CREEPY MOM DATER OR A CATGIRL THERE IS NO WINNING#okuyasu literally told joskue his mom was hot n nobody bats an eye but kakyoin says he likes Holly's personality n society goes creepy💀#like all in all I can't dictate your headcanon this is just me yapping so pls don't sent me death threats#jjba#jojo bizarre adventure#jojo no kimyou na bouken#jjba part 3#jjba stardust crusaders#noriaki kakyoin#jjba kakyoin#tenmei kakyoin#guys pls don't hurt me#minecraft Steve halts the hourly chess eating contest to announce that the planet Columbia River will be dueting shake it off#jjba shitpost#at first I loled but then I serioused
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re: none of the sinners listening to don’s stories
i personally assumed that some of them maybe listened to one or two before they stopped because “they’re so outlandish that there’s no way they are true” (though some of them probably didn’t listen in general because… yeah)
forgetting if they did something similar w/ ishmael or if my brain is combining a joke I made with my remembering of canon events, but if I am remembering correctly, she would tell the same couple stories about the Lake while they were heading there, so they started to tune those out even though they did have important info
yeaa thats a fair conclusion to draw. the comparison to ishy is Really funny though bc i had the Same Exact Reaction to them brushing off Her stuff too SHBFJDHBG
#you give me a character nobody listens to and i instantly will kill and die for them. shrimply.#piktalk#projmoon#limbus spoilers#canto vii spoilers#the 'ok sure lets get you to bed' jokes can be funny but also Grisping With Force . Grisps.#bc like yea theres all the nuances and its not like i think it makes everyone else Irredeemable or anything but also its like.#its like a '<:/ hey. cmon.' thing. a Not A Good Look Buddy thing.#its that Literally Everyone seems to be brushing her off as a Problem and absolutely nothing else. and she can be!#but. <:(#cmonnn dante. dante step uppp cmon dante you can do it. we can only wait and see !!!!! collapses!!!!!
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its not unusual at this point for me to go several days and occasionally weeks without posting here BUT this time i'm going to have a good excuse and her name is hurricane helene and she sucks and i hate her
#trousled rambles#first time i've ever been effected this bad by the Big weather events bc the terrain that i live is usually very very protective. yayy#i am safe and okay however it's not possible to get in or out of my town (or even my driveway lol) & my power might be out for several days#meaning i'm effectively stranded & cut off from most things for a good while now. wahoo yippee yay#when i say i can't get in or out of my driveway btw i mean the thing is literally gone. like it's a gorge now im not joking pipes are outtt#and when i say nobody can get in or out of my town i mean there isn't a single highway or interstate or normal ass road still in tact rn#the only way in or out is by air and that's not. particularly accessible to the average person#also cell service is gone completely in the very large majority of my region (i got lucky w that part which is why i can post rn)#and everywhere is flooded real real bad#if anybody recognizes what area i'm talking about pls pretend u dont and do not doxx me tha nk uu#i usually wouldn't be posting This much detail about my area but like#this is one of the worst storms i've ever lived through in my life and i feel like i gotta talk about it or i'll explode a little bit#especially since i've only been able to get myself to look away from the news for like 5 minutes total in the last 48 hrs#anyway point is i will probably not be super active for a bit! i'm sure you're shocked#if anything insane happens papyrus-wise just imagine me running around in circles and throwing myself into the nearest standing water#fuckass storm
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i like overthink everything now it makes me feel so dumb. i used 2 be able to just talk 2 ppl but nowadays every single thing im like Is that actually going to make them hate me. Yes probably. and then i just dont respond which makes ppl hate me. this is how it is
#ive been overthinking 1 light and casual mildly funny response to something but im worried itll come off as disrespectful and dismissive And#make me seem stupid and uncaring all at the same time. and also be seen as insulting. but like idt itd be insulting right like. im not#saying what it is so ig for all you guys know im like I mean if i say All your shit suck ball and i hateit kys. <- thats not the thing i was#going to say#like it doesnt matter now the window for response is closed now but i feel stupid bc i shouldve just said it it was light and casual. im so#bad at keeping convos gojng im convinced im not going to survive. In like a light and casual way like in a He will not make it through the#winter joke way. dw. im not going to do anything bc i had One failed interaction. if i was going to do anythjng itd be bc of the 8000000#other failed interactions. But im not. anyways. it just makes me feel so useless 😭 like i want to respond i want to talk to ppl so bad but#i feel like i mess things up Irreparably every time i speak OR i take too LONG overthinking my response and then i just cant respond bc its#been too long and then its been 3 years and the only messages ive ever sent r my intro message and 1 message 2 years ago that nobody#responded to at all. or the conversation stopped immediately after. and like i used to be better at this i was lkke. talkative in a couple#muts servers like. i talked 2 ppl daily in those servers and i had fun and like. I was an important part of the group and i felt like it#but i just feel like such an outsider for Everything and its literally my fault bc i cant just like. Talk. The explosion. bc im always like#im gonna try im gonna do it this time im gonna get it back im going to finally be Good connor and im going to fix it all and make a Good#solid friend group and ill find HEALTHY LOVE and i wont selfsabotage and ill move out and have a job and ill balance it well and ill start#all my hobbies and ill have a great routine and be so loveable and on top of it and not stressed and content and happy and roll with the#punches and then theres a single hiccup and im like Well fuckinf whatever im going to be an unemployed hermit forever and im going to die b4#im 25 anyways so Who cares and also im digging a little hole for myself. and its like. AUGHH ik i just have to persevere and overcome but#even saying that feels so stupid its not fucking hard its Talking to ppl. like. i literally if ive ever said a word to you i had to think#avt it and strategize how to respond right even for like. like. it makes it sound like its not genuine it is#like for example i want to say hey i love your art! but then i freak out and im like thats not normal thats like a rly generic comment they#hear that all the time theyll thjnk im being polite and my brains like hrmmm rewrite Your art changed my life. It shaped me. Ill never be#the same. Nad im like ok too far overcorrected go back and the sentence generator is like Your art has colors 💯 like. GOD. WHY IS IT SO#difficult. and then usually i either just dont say anythinf and feel awful abt it 4ever OR i send it on anon and then i spend like 15#minutes ibsessively slightly tweaking the apelling and capitalization and punctuation to make sure it doesnt seem like its me just in case#it Is the worst possible thing to say but then i see the response and itll be like AWWW TYSM :] THIS MEANS A LOT or whathaveyou and i feel#stupid bc i couldve just Told them this to their face and it wouldve been a good positive interaction we had. but instead i had 2 hide and#tyoe entirely differently so they couldnt sniff me from my typing style. and it soesnt even feel like the thanks is actually 4 me bc i#tweaked the message sm. and it still makes me happy that the oersons hapoy but its like. that couldve been a nice mutual interaction#like not that i need a personal ty i compliment ppl when i Want to compliment ppl and when its genuine yk. i dont do it so i get mutualpoint
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for the first time in my life i was just asked if i have kids instead of if i'm in college yet. the years start coming and they don't stop coming huh
#stooooop#i know i have been old enough to have kids for a while but 😵💫#im always behind on all the milestones in life tho but it never stood out before bc people always thought i was 17#literally from when i was 13 until very recently people always guessed i was like 16-19#which was great bc i am an autistic late bloomer who lives w my parents and sucks at being an adult#so giving off the vibe and appearance of being a teenager was fine#but now i look like an adult#🧍♀️🧍♀️🧍♀️#yet i am not good enough at being one for these questions and assumptions 😭#i hate it hereee#anyway weird old guy at the store started telling dumb blonde jokes then asked me if i had kids#never in my life have i been asked that#late twenties fr the worst age bc u still feel young but start getting treated old and also u don't have ur shit and life together yet#but everyone thinks you do or should by now#alas#irl i'm 27 what am i a child bride moment#not that having kids is for old people#but im not even good at being responsible for myself yet let alone an entire baby#i do want kids but im not ready for that yet#also never been in love 🫠#or even seriously dated anyone ever#not that it's a requirement#in fact im planning to adopt esp if i dont get married but still#anyway i do very much want kids im just not in that place yet#and didnt feel that behind in life about it bc nobody ever asked me that before#thsi better not be like how everyone asks you as soon as they meet u about ur job or school i dont need to be fielding this forever
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mostly tracing over the pharos concept art but this is just for fun. chuuya and the bestie (boy he is sealed within)
#if youre wondering about the blank space that was supposed to be a side profile but i was having such a hard time i gave up#yes theyre both trans. this holds no weight on the story but its a thing#well. dazai is. im not sure how being trans would work out for chuuya considering being literally death but there is definitely an allegory#theyre obviously not going to have the similarities appearance-wise so i had to think abt how to tie them together#pharos' prison fit now comes from dazais striped dress#theres also the bracelets & choker. chuuyacore but also one for every bandaged section#also i tend to draw dazai and chuuyas hair similar so theres that#its especially apparent in their little middle bangs i think#this appeals to nobody but me and was mainly for a joke abt chuuya & ryojis stage actors but. its a thing now !#i like to think that present day dazai/minato wears the eye bandages. or maybe an eye patch#and ryoji chuuya can get his gloves and hat#now everyone imagine chuuya standing menacingly over dazais bed every night and talking to him threateningly to help#well i imagine here he would actually be on purpose threatening instead of just creepy fhfhdhdh#dazai would definitely push his buttons. rip chuuya im so sorry#well now ive drawn both of skk as pharos. this probably says smth about me#my art :d#skk#ryomina too technically but it feels unfair to tag it that
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honestly if I were ever to throw the Suitehearts into any of my Killjoys stuff the dynamic would literally be the stupidest thing in the world. you do not want to have the Four and those guys together in any setting. it's a recipe for disaster. Jet and Benzedrine bitch and bicker like old ladies. telepathic warfare is waged via a complex language of glares and eyebrow movements between everyone in the room. Sandman makes a wholeheartedly joking comment to Ghoul like "I want to study you in a lab" and Kobra Kid gives him a black eye on the spot. Crab and Donnie end up playing hide n seek with the Girl until someone else who isn't aware of the game accidentally dumps a whole dude out of their hiding spot on accident and then gets elbowed for it. everyone hates each other but they're also kind of pals in the way that people who occasionally help each other out but don't see each other outside of that can be. that kind of thing
#they're SOOO insane everyone hates each other but they're also bros. do you get me?#I have a couple random fic concepts where they have to help each other out and Jet literally has to mediate so much bs#like we do not have sandkid in this house. those two are trying to maim or murder each other at all times.#I feel like there's times that one or both of them has to be physically restrained.#party loves em. hates all of their guts but loves em.#IDK MAN the mental image of sandman making a dumb comment to ghoul bc he just. jokes around like an idiot as his default#and kobra just instantly sucker punching him for it... vivid mental images fr#I also think in my universe the 'hearts are a traveling circus (in that they're all frickin clowns lol) and just go wherever they're needed#as far as the idea that benzedrine is like A Doctor yknow? bc I am in fact taking that angle#he was like a resident med student in the city and crap went down and made him a little bit off his rocker and he ran for the Zones#and sandman was born out there and just. found this odd new guy intriguing.#donnie and crab are related in some way. crab is mute (nobody knows if it's selectively or for physical reasons). donnie#is kinda the brawn of the group. he will physically restrain any of the others if they're getting out of hand. it's wild#she speaks!#danger days
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Interview reveals that Dirk is the only Stri-Londe with 0 drip
#its literally true#all the other strilondes actually alchemized at least one cool fit and then dirk is just??#idk hes a lost cause#Homestuck#Rose Lalonde#Dave Strider#Roxy Lalonde#Dirk Strider#StriLondes#Kanaya Maryam#? ig#My Art#but umm yeah get this man some drip jesus fucking christ#granted bowties are super goofy but yk what at least dave tried#this is a joke post nobody come for my throat i have rabies#he really has swag only in roxys presence#like if shes in your party she raises your swag stat w a +1
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Remember the diplomacy ask i sent a little bit ago? Well the 4.7 livestream revealed an event with a joint training operation between all the nationsnweve been to so far and their militarys which is going to be one of the first interaction of these nations in a offical setting weve seen. Even if its just for a training exercise.
yes finally! i hope it's interesting
#i want mondstadts knights to get interrogated on why tf is their whole cavalry unit gone on an expedition#with the sole exception of their cavalry captain#like??? kaeya if you're staying behind for a sneaking scheemin' reason buddy you're doing a god awful job at it#and if they left literally only you behind then it's like that one bisexual meme#nobody want you fr#joking of course#but what's even going on there like#??????????#anyway#avererage mondstadt nonsensicality#diluc has yet to be proven wrong on i think literally anything#hilarious
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