#literally my ideal type
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everytime i finish a sam audio i feel so empty inside (he should empty insi-) like he's literally my man?? wdym i need to wait another 1-2 months to hear new content from him????
hes so fine i'm going crazy, i need to BE darlin' so bad
#i don't even like country mfers but erik just makes him so jhenjnfrjfmiem#he's literally perfect#ughhhhhhhhh#i want him irl so badly this is unhealthy#redacted asmr#redacted audio#redactedverse#redacted sam#redacted darlin#redacted asmr sam#he's so yummy#idgaf if ppl want other characters for the ba i NEED him you don't understand#what the fuck#literally my ideal type
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#my type 🫶#You’re Cutest When You’re Pathetic ~Obsessed Golden Retriever Boy Haru’s Disciplinary Sex~#art#literally my ideal type#Umekoppe delivers everytime#Umekoppe#manga#yandere#myandere
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you have to know there's like a whole niche of posts on this site that are mario rpg fans doing character analyses on like luigi or whoever thefuck and it gets rbed w a screenshot of someone going "thought this was about luigi super mario and got really confused" and the op having to be like yeah no i was indeed talking about luigi super mario. and the thing is the games really are just like that canonically. you could not begin to imagine the shit that happens to that funny green man
#skye's ramblings#literally my favorite type of post. yes princess peach has a uniquely pure heart to the point multiple artifacts only respond to her energy#yes she's the only one of the spm heroes that goes to heaven when she dies.#yes luigi is the ideal host for an ancient artifact created with the sole purpose of permanently erasing every world from existence.#yes mario has on multiple occasions witnessed the most important people in his life being used as a puppet by some ancient arcane horror#and yes he has had to fight them in this state. super mario has trauma the likes of which you could not imagine.
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It's too late for me gang I'm already writing fan episodes in my head about malik having a vague mostly-for-jokes potential romance with miho in s0
#accessoryshipping#i can see the “next episode on yugioh” trailer so vividly in my head#“a foreign new student arrives in domino high and miho has started acting suspicious” and its like three shots that spoil the brainwashing#in dm this plot line would be stretched out for six episodes of everyone being stupid#but i think in s0 honda would mention it the second it happened and the literal next scene would be everyone ganging up to kick maliks ass#and then he'd unbrainwash her for a second and make her think everyone was just attacking him for no reason#then that type of thing would go on for the rest of the episode bc the gang doesn't actually know hes brianwashing her#like they still think he might be innocent until the end of the episode when yami finally calls him out he gets shadow game'd#but even then its only yami who knows for 100% sure and he's not in the actual gang yet#so “namu” gets plausible deniability for another four or five episodes (of which he appears in two)#i got off topic. anyway he would use miho as his main vessel the whole time#and barely needs to improve his acting bc she hypes him up big time even when shes fully in control#in my ideal world shed catch on to the brianwashing really fast but go along with it thinking she can use it to her advantage somehow#which would capture maliks attention to her being an interesting pawn outside of her use as a vessel + kickstart their friendship arc#she could make him calm tf down i think. he pretends to be her friend for so long he accidentally gets attatched fr#for once i am happy i put this in the tags and not the post tf am i talking about
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i love the idea of gabrielamala + unspoken words. they don't need to speak. tbh, they prefer not to. both of them aren't super comfortable being vulnerable about their feelings and resort to soft touches. a gentle caress of the knee. or perhaps a gentle squeeze of a hand resting on the other's face. two fiercely intimidating people who can't help but melt around each other
#amala to me is the type who ideally *wants* to have someone to vent to but prioritizes commitment/actions over mere words#i haven't talked about gabrielamala on my blog in 84 years and it's literally MY brand so.#romance club#kali call of darkness#amala basu#gabriel grant#amala x gabriel#mir's musings 💬
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ironically ‘dude can you play a song with a FUCKING BEAT’ is exactly how i feel whenever they play chappell roan at the club
#zo.txt#to first type of response: literally I know#to second type: my ideal dance music does closely resemble industrial machinery so maybe I’m not the best audience but still
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Trying to decide if I should try to shoot my shot in someone’s DMs or just keep my mouth shut … it’s someone I knew in hs and we followed each other on insta early last year and he intrigued me bc of his posts and I was like mmmm … sexy … and then I saw a recent pic of him and I was like oh???? Glow up fr????? And then I msged him in November and we chatted a bit. Then I msged again in December. A lil chat. He left me on read. And now I’m like ??? What if I do something crazy
#kj is struggling y’all#also if I do smthn crazy it literally won’t matter bc I haven’t seen him irl since like 2016#he’s still good friends with my bff#and she thinks we’d be great bc we both love politics and socialism and don’t want kids and we hate everyone#and I’m like mmm ideal partner … a hater and a socialist#ever since I asked out someone a year ago and got rejected#I’ve become braver bc like who gives a fuck#and I’m not even gonna do that with this guy#I would just be like ‘long hair looks rlly great on you and I like it’#that’s just a random compliment that’s not even shooting my shot#anyway I have the msg typed but now I’m debating on what to do with it
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i love how people on my fyp fights over who likes percy more
#meanwhile i treat him like my toxic ex that left traumas on me#because he literally builded my ideal type#and i always return to him as my first book boyfriend#GET THE FUCK OUTTA MY HEAD
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it's lowkey hard to be a fan of mobile games because i'm here for the characters and then the characters are retconned into going through the exact same character arc like 20 times just in case you missed the last event where they almost developed in.
#most of my favs and also my ocs i could literally just yoink and use in another narrative. but i'm too busy to write a solid one rn QHDBDB#ideally i put them in a total drama type game with less grossout humor and more cartoon violence#a less deadly dr maybe. a more action filled hfj one.#chatter#'if you're gonna complain literally do it yourself' I WOULD... I LITERALLY WOULD... HHGNGH...#normal again i'm drawing wlws this week
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19 for ur inquisitors!
19. Did the Inquisitor begin a relationship with anyone? What attracted them to their partner?
i mean the first thing that attracts sindri to blackwall is that they think he’s hot. they would hate him on principle for being a warden if they didn’t think he was hot. they do like him more as they get to know him too tbf, but the warden thing reaaaaaaally grates on them when he gets self-righteous about it. #1 warden hater vs the warden they want so bad it makes them look stupid.
ok thea….. she’s going through the religious crisis of all time, you understand. these are not the best of times. bearing that in mind. she has an insane dynamic going on with leliana and cullen and samson. NONE OF THESE ARE GOOD FOR ANY OF THE PEOPLE INVOLVED! they are getting each other through a bad time in their lives by making it worse. i’m so serious about that. the culmination of all this is a CHANTRY SCHISM, a failmarriage without the marriage & death.
sander’s in a situationship with semra adaar right up until he accidentally gets her killed at the conclave. this is followed immediately by getting into the most ill advised situationship of ALL time with solas. this crashes and burns spectacularly several months later and is followed by a series of extremely short lived relationships with dorian -> almost josie -> bull -> cass -> harding in that order. it’s all borne out of him being desperate for some kind of connection to tether him to who he is as he increasingly loses sight of that. it does not work :))))
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#sindri and blackwall’s dynamic is SO funny to me#literally the only person in thedas who’d hear ‘he was never a warden. he was…. a child murderer’ and go ‘omg yay ❤️’#thea/leliana is like what if i saw the maker’s hand in bringing you here. what if i hated myself too much to share your faith in me.#leliana DOES get through it with renewed faith in the maker and her ideals. thea….. does not.#thea/samson is like i see you for what u are :))))))) the sinner in me is the sinner in u etc etc.#it is not safe/safe by any metric. the doves are so fucking dead. enthusiastic consent however bc they are both Deeply Unwell#thea/cullen is more of a you are my penance/absolution type deal. an if i can help you i’ll have done 1 thing right in my worthless life#which idk. may appear moderately less fucked than the others but in reality…. i don’t actually think it is!#i have rambled long enough here. may or may not expand on sanders disastrous love life elsewhere lmao#sindri brosca#thea treveylan#sander trevelyan
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I know I said I'd leave everything behind and become a hermit if Ei-chan turned out to be evil, but have you considered: he's sexy

#yakuza 8#like a dragon infinite wealth#lad infinite wealth#infinite wealth spoilers#ryu ga gotoku#eiji mitamura#you know youre down bad for a guy when you start writing smut about him#evil + aleks le voice + snarky little asshole that's literally my ideal type are you kidding
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The energy of the Tooned episode with Jense and Nando is certainly something, my god 😳
#jense is way too good at voice acting got me blushing and shit#but like JENSE WEARING A SPEEDO!! JENSE CALLING FERNANDO A PET NAME!! etc etc#nah bcs at the end when they change into their secret agent outfits#and they literally animated fernando looking directly at jense's crotch 😭😭😭😭😭#this is why they are my favorite teammate duo#this ep is based off james bond 100% which is so ideal bcs i was just talking to cofi the other day +#+ about how nando(and f1 drivers in general) are perfect for a Bond AU 🤭#didnt realize mclaren already fed me for that idea#mostly inspired by the db12 launch this yr bcs like fernando in a suit with a bond type car really makes the brainrot go brrrrr#but wow jense 🤭🤭🤭#one day i will draw them as bond maybe! i have proper reference ig hahaha#catie.rambling.txt
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i can't find the motivation to keep going guys!! i think i lost it a while ago but i didn't notice lol i think it probably slipped that time i lost my wallet? idk
#*insert gif of John Travolta in Pulp Fiction*#sitting in my desk looking at my past and my potential future wishing i didn't have to live any part of the 💫human experience💫#can i pretty please quit? 👉🏻👈🏻#can i get a good fking reason for why everything is so hard?#and at the end of this existential crisis i still have to do the work#and keep going as if i wasn't literally dying inside which every decision im forced to make#my sociology professor talked a lot about “liberty to choose”#and i was like???#i can't choose shit my guy#we don't have the power to choose#the moment we're born we're placed in our respective boxes of expectations and obligations#plus the fact that all these studies on society and culture is based in “ideal types” almost a utopia of how society actually works#and im like🧍🏻♀️#how can i sit and read about all this and regurgitate it in an exam#do a presentation with a smile about how 💫with the power of love and a sense of community we can help those in need💫#im honestly so tired of pretending#AND I DON'T EVEN DO A GOOD JOB PRETENDING#im very obviously upset lmao#idk im sad#and tired#so so so tired#i wanna go to sleep#read a fic#listen to some music#and pretend my vote counts for fking something#when it clearly doesn't
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Took my laptop apart at to clean it (at 3:30am as you do) and took some time to poke around and look at the internals.

This ram is so ancient that it out to be in a museum. It seems like 1333mhz ddr3 was quite reasonable at the time, especially in a laptop. But nowadays I'm pretty sure my phone is generations more powerful. Kind of insane how computing power has rocketed forward in just a decade or so. I've never even heard of super talent before lol. They seem to be a bargain computer hardware company of sorts.
Honestly kind of a miracle that the laptop still works. It got used and abused as a main work station and routinely ran in the ~90'C range with many blue screens over the year due to over heating or corrupted memory. Now that I think about it I had an issue once where the ram was corrupted but reseating them and running memtest brought them back to life. It was strange, but you take the rare Ws that don't involve individually testing every stick of ram in every ram slot only to find out your mobo is broken.
This was 4am tech ramblings with Scarves.
#text#the laptop is literally falling apart#you have to press the power button a certain way or it wont turn on#and the key that types the last digit of my password doesnt register keystrokes like half the time#but it got me here#real hero of a laptop#im pretty sure the hard drive is moments away from bricking#it sits at 100% usage all the time#which is not ideal#this is also a windows thing#but ya#its not really worth trouble shooting#i just play VNs on it in bed sometimes#it has actually blue screened from playing VNs before#which is a real indicator of its general health#i tried to play genshin on it once#and it did run#but the fans spun up so hard it was about to take off#i thiiiink it has a gtx 670m?#or maybe a 700 series laptop card#i dont remember#but it played things suprisingly well#just got a million degrees hot#i should go to sleep
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//My brain is being critical about redemption arcs specifically pertaining to Thad. AGAIN.
#-shakes the bars of my cage- There's some value post Impulse comics. PLEASE.#IT'S the ANGER. Literally would you not be angry in his situation?? Would you not be prideful and angry and so unwilling to accept the hand#that shattered your life? Your immutable truths are shattered and would you take their hand? Forget intention. Think with your emotions.#-shakes my bars- hhhhhhh#also anger is so compelling when you're forced to fit in a box/to be perfect/an ideal#redemption feels like an easy fix. It makes him palatable. I say that specifically because it literally feels like someone attempting to fi#him/change his character/and force him into the role of son/brother/etc.#It puts him in a box/puts limitations upon him in my opinion.#so yeah i'm critical of the idea.#i guess there's two ways to look at it: There's giving him what you feel like he deserves (aka a good life) and then there's giving him wha#you think is a compelling story.#anyway I'll probably type this up in a more cognizant way later. I'm just thinking about it.
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I KNEW IT AND NOW I'M CRYING
#yes this source does link to a tumblr blog and yes my emotions are just insane right now#but i just KNEW IT because i'm also an infp and to be fair i don't believe the Myers Briggs is the end-all be-all of personality tests#but it helped me understand myself so much when i was younger and identifying characters who share a lot of my personality types#helps me to stave off self-loathing#chuck is like#my idealized vision of myself#personality-wise#i want to BE that good#that selfless#and kind-hearted and genuine and so full of love that i literally can't hide it even if i want to#wow i feel like i'm 13 again or something#rambling about this fictional dude#but jeez this show genuinely makes me feel so seen#i don't know but i'm being sincere and i'm not gonna undercut my own sincerity#so what if i'm also being juvenile
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