#literally my girlfriend

[cancersunthatsit]

ovulation photo ovulation photo ovulation photo ovulation photo ovulation photo ovulation photo

[gay-little-cloud]

shes so girlcrush

[shut-up-caleb]

can we talk abt her more i beg

[acrosstobear]

nerd (affectionate)

[ahonice]

justus annunen they could never make me hate you

[w-hikarin]

What if I kms

[themeetingplaces]

i miss her sm

[violent138]

Why do all cat owners have the chillest vibes though? I've only met dog owners that will scream at the sky when the dog eats something or will trip over their artistically cluttered furniture, but cat owners seem to absorb zen from their purring babies.

[jambo-rat]

Literally my wife

͟͟͞͞★ ݁ ˖ ◜ THE SiLLY. 🫙 ⡴

[cancersunthatsit]

I mess up a lot in my second job LIKE I MESS UP THINGS LITERALLY EVERY TWO SECOND and today I got to say “can you let it slide please it’s my birthday”💅🏻! And they did !!🥳

[eroticlamb]

Tish & Snooky Bellomo inside of their store "Manic Panic", the first punk boutique, 33 St. Marks Place, New York, 1977 🦇

[strange-and-stupid]

@definitely-not-a-plant

a poem by: @/sandersstudies

i remembered this poem since 9th grade, and i always imagined that this is exactly what princess bubblegum would write in her journals, or in the margins of a notebook with all kinds of math in it....

Happy valentine's day!

Also my commissions are open :3

[dykespirk]

10/10 funniest Spock moment is when he accidentally tells everyone he went blind bc he forgot he has an extra set of eyelids.

he ACTUALLY thought that HE, himself, was permanently blinded before going, 20 minutes later, “OH FUCK! I can see again”

normally that’s something Spock would do just to fuck with everyone but this time he also had his ass handed to him because he couldn’t remember HIS OWN NUMBER OF EYELIDS

best Vulcan ever. I know Starfleet is still telling stories about him to this day

[maharellasa]

how I imagine this is gonna play out

[unicorn5454]

This coming out was not on my bingo card for 2024 - but I'm so happy that it happened!! The world is always a brighter place when another person can be themselves - and to do it as a former Formula 1 driver makes it mean even more!!

[prncessjaeger]

kiss it better ˚ ༘♡ ⋆｡˚

⋆୨୧˚ now, imagine coming home to your cute loft apartment from shopping as soft rock music playing from your’s and mikasa’s main bedroom tv and you bring home a big collection of lip glosses and other makeup products, “okay, so i went to sephora with sasha right, i mean you would know since you sent me money for it but! i got like 12 lipglosses and i wanted you to try them for me?”

she watched you changed into a cute pink shirt and short set, matching the same one mikasa had on (but her’s was black obvi) “try them on…? “yeah, like this,” you went and straddled the seemingly opened up spot on her lap and pulled out a random roller lip gloss and rubbed it on your lips, pulled her face towards yours and kissed her lips, “is it…grape?” “yes! now here’s some more gloss…i think it’s the sticky kind, but anyways c’mere,” she pushed her bangs from her face and puckered her lips once again, feeling the gloss more prominent on her lips, “try not to lick it this time,” smacking her teeth, she rubbed them together inhaling the very loud scent, “hmm blue raspberry?” mimicking the wrong sound, “wrong! it’s blueberry-”

“same thing and don’t go saying ‘well blue raspberry isn’t a fruit’ either, i know” she fixed your frames and still moved her bangs, “wait hold on-” you leaned over her, ignoring the rubs on your ass she was giving you and grabbed two hair clips, “here, lemme fix your hair, yeah?” you put the clips in her hair and giggled, seeing her look all adorable, “aww now let’s try this on and then i can give you a whole makeover shebang!” “oh boy.”

ღ an: this was so short wtf