#s2ing

[gay-little-cloud]

shes so girlcrush

[charliedawn]

(garden protector here!) *Stares at spooky and sighs* Well my apologies if I look stupid to you people the, I get attached to others easily so *s2ings at Freddy with a flamethrower* IT'S HARD FOR ME TO REALIZE THAT THEIR LIKE THAT AIGHT? NOW C'MON! I KNOW A GOOD SPOT WHERE THEY WON'T BE ABLE TO GET US! NURSE I'M GONNA NEED YOIR HELP!

Freddy *screams* "NOT THE FACE, YOU B*TCH !" *scratches you with his claws*

Author *still running* : "I completely understand. But, you gotta admit that facing them head on might be difficult, especially when they're like this.."

Nurse : "Coming !" *sees Brahms, Jason and Michael chasing after her* "Oh sh*t sh*t sh*t !"

[breitzbachbea]

Drabble #32

You know that saying that dogs and owners become more and more alike to each other the older they get? I think this also applies to cat - at least to the one of the Aktürks. Drabble Collection on Ao3 Ship: The Aktürks (Selim/Emine) Buy Me a Coffee It was usually Emine who woke up during the night or couldn’t even fall asleep thanks to her husband’s snoring – not that Selim would ever admit that he snored. A million people could tell him this, he would probably only acknowledge it on his deathbed.

But Emine slept safe and sound this time while he frowned in his sleep. Something was there, something that had jolted him out of his deep sleep, but only being half awake, he couldn’t make out what.

Whatever. He would just fall back asleep in a few minutes …

Something pressed against his face and his eyes jerked open.

“Diggah!” he yelled, waking up his wife but not bothering his cat who had made himself comfortable in front of his face. Shoving the tomcat of the bed, he meowed in displeasure but stayed at the carpet.

Still glaring at him, he got a slap from Emine:

“For the love of god it’s in the middle of the night, be quiet!”

“The cat was in my face, what am I ought to do, suffocate?!”

“At least you’d be quiet then!”

“Emine!”

“Selim!”

Diggah started to snore on the floor and Selim looked down on him unimpressed:

“At least you are happy, huh.”

[lexical-doll]

On Iterative Socialization

(Epistemic Status: The usefulness of this really depends on if you think I’m good at socializing or if I’m terrible at it. This is kind of the secret to me verbalizing and S2ing various social things – I think it’s helpful to be able to invent your own vocabulary for this stuff.) A year ago, roughly, I had my first hypomanic episode. It was scary, intense, wonderful, and was the first time I…

[breitzbachbea]

I thought to put my doodles from school to work instead of just letting them rot in my drawer, I’d post them on tumblr. Especially when it’s such top notch ideas like literal queerbaiting. (Click on the pictures for a caption)