#literally fuming

[its-so-zazzy]

you're telling me they actually thought they were gonna be teammates again when they filmed that video??????

[aimbutmiss]

Some people don't deserve rights... Y'all got me so frustrated I literally can't come up with words

[not-that-gilbert-blythe]

I'm gonna need you to look around the room and try and find who TF you think you're talking to, because it ain't me, darling dear!

Sebastian: Why would I listen to someone so ignorant?

(MC looking around the Undercroft)

Sebastian: What are you doing?

MC: Looking for where you got the audacity to speak to me in that manner.

[mel-street]

just finished watching i am not okay with this and WTF NETFLIX

[beesarekindaswag]

DC X DP

Ya know how we all collectively agree that the Lazarus pits are just ectoplasm? Well.. apparently it’s canon in DC Vs Vampires that the pits can reverse vampirism and turn someone back into a human…

Guys… GUYS -

Just imagine Danny wandering the ghost zone and ooh natural portal? Yoink.

It just so happens that the portal leads to the DC vs vampires dimension and well Vlad looks enough like a stereotypical vampire that when some dude with fangs tries to kill him who can fault Danny for a little ectoplasm blast?

And wait a minute- what just happened to the guy he shot? He’s… human now? H u h

Turns out when you shoot a vampire with ectoplasm it ALSO cures the vampirism…

The real question is : did Danny happen to land in the midst of a dramatic reveal of Dick Grayson as the vampire king and oops- no more vampire 🤩

[aardvaark]

the leverage team would have had a games night… once. everyone cheated so much and in such increasingly extreme ways that all mentions of monopoly are banned in their headquarters (this makes talking about marks who monopolize the market very confusing)

[galatoma]

I am once again wishing Shubble a very fun and happy life surrounded by people who love and care for her where she doesn't have to ever acknowledge that man ever again

[nayrring]

Muzan got that high school girl attitude. Like what is wrong with him

[nicholaslut]

BACK ARCHING WHAT THE FUCK

[greater-than-the-sword]

If I told you guys what my love life was like for the past 4-ish years you wouldn't even believe me

You can't even begin to imagine how insane it's been

I haven't posted about it in more than the most vague possible ways because it would be inappropriate, just know I wasn't kidding when I reblogged that thing about 2024 feeling like being awake during surgery

[deedala]

SHAMELESS CREATORS NETWORK JANUARY THEME: HOPE

ian x mickey + chappell roan - guilty pleasure

[corsairspade]

Halenthir scenario where they get married for tax benefits (in a platonic good friends sort of way) and fall in love long distance via sending each other letters with ideas on how to best leverage their marriage for tax evasion.

[nibbelraz]

yqy, post shang-shidi scream.mp4: are you doing ^v^ well? sqh: oh im fine! but theres a darkness growing within me.

Im imagining Yue Qingyuan is asking this nicely, not even batting an eye at the way he destroyed everyone's ear drums, because right after he's going to do more budget cuts and create a nightmare for Qinghua

[shadow-turtle-234]

So, I noticed something, specifically about the Shadows

[apocalyptic-dancehall]

anyways. something tells me that claptrap wouldn't react nearly half as.. aversely as i did.

something something claptrap wouldn't really let this affect him until someone else brings it up and the dread sets in. it's only a matter of time.

[ir-abelas-vhenan]

Reign of the Evanuris day 1,876

Elgar'nan, via his second-in-command on perfumed paper:

Look what you've done to my peonies slaves!

Fen'harel, via a triple-ciphered poetic form yet to be invented:

They're marigolds ELVES

Elgar'nan, via a new second-in-command because the first one failed to decode Solas' reply fast enough:

I may not know my flowers inferiors but I know a bitch when I see one!