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Reign of the Evanuris day 1,876
Elgar'nan, via his second-in-command on perfumed paper:
Look what you've done to my peonies slaves!
Fen'harel, via a triple-ciphered poetic form yet to be invented:
They're marigolds ELVES
Elgar'nan, via a new second-in-command because the first one failed to decode Solas' reply fast enough:
I may not know my flowers inferiors but I know a bitch when I see one!
#the other evanuris just hearing screams coming from elgar'nan's tower#“should we tell him Solas is literally just chilling on his balcony to better hear him fume”#“nah June is sick and tired of fixing all the shit they keep destroying”#the real housewives of elvhenan#i can't promise not to add to this later#datv spoilers#solas#datv#dragon age#dragon age the veilguard#dragon age veilguard#elgar’nan#fen'harel#veilguard#evanuris#solas dragon age#the dread wolf
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