#he’s having a great time

[demonic0angel]

DC x DP Prompt: Jack and Maddie are not the best parents, but they love their kids! (Even the clone one they just found out about) And so they end up at a support group for the parents of super heroes to get some tips on how to improve.

“— so we’d like to learn how to be better parents to support our children,” Maddie said, sounding sorrowful. “They didn’t tell us secrets for so long because they didn’t trust us.”

She and Jack were currently sitting across from their laptop, where an online meeting was being held. No one showed their faces, since this was a meeting for parents of superheroes and metas, and secret identities still needed to be held.

There were some agreeable hums from the other participants. The head counselor said, “That’s good that you want to change. It’s a good sign. What are you specifically worried about?”

“Well, we recently adopted our youngest child, but we discovered that she was actually a clone of our youngest son. We worry because we don’t know how to deal with her. She’s such a sweet child, but this is so new, y’know?” Maddie explained.

“…. Wouldn’t it be better if you just ignore him— I mean, her? She’s not really part of your family, after all, she’s just a clone. They’re not created like living beings,” one person said. His icon showed a picture of a pair of glasses.

Maddie and Jack immediately scowled.

There was silence. And then the head counselor said, slowly, “Okay, well, I don’t know the circumstances, but I do know that he’s absolutely wrong.”

There was a snorted burst of laughter from another person who had an icon of a bat, before he quickly went on mute. The glasses icon person went silent.

The counselor continued, “No matter what, that child is still just that— a child. They need to be taught and loved and cared for. You’re already doing great by acknowledging your connection to her.”

Jack and Maddie beamed.

“No matter what, the best thing you can do as parents to children who are stronger than you and want to help others is support them. Lord knows just how many villains we could’ve prevented if only they had more support in the beginning.”

Jack nodded. “Rightfully said!” He and Maddie shared a look and smiled. For the sake of their children, they would strive to be better parents.

[beesarekindaswag]

DC X DP

Ya know how we all collectively agree that the Lazarus pits are just ectoplasm? Well.. apparently it’s canon in DC Vs Vampires that the pits can reverse vampirism and turn someone back into a human…

Guys… GUYS -

Just imagine Danny wandering the ghost zone and ooh natural portal? Yoink.

It just so happens that the portal leads to the DC vs vampires dimension and well Vlad looks enough like a stereotypical vampire that when some dude with fangs tries to kill him who can fault Danny for a little ectoplasm blast?

And wait a minute- what just happened to the guy he shot? He’s… human now? H u h

Turns out when you shoot a vampire with ectoplasm it ALSO cures the vampirism…

The real question is : did Danny happen to land in the midst of a dramatic reveal of Dick Grayson as the vampire king and oops- no more vampire 🤩

[347-emeraldbitch]

Percy at the Order meetings whenever Sirius gets the floor and starts drama:

[irenecatz]

Professor at the park

[thecosmicsailor]

Something about trauma and how it just seems to stick.

(Or: sure would suck if your bone marrow got turned to ash with the rest of you, huh)

[last-hourglass]

The markings - the mystic tattoos?? - glow brightly, overexposed on Mikey's phone screen and glimmering in Raph's periphery. His scales feel warm and tingly to the touch. Everyone is staring at him, but he can't stop staring at that picture of him, because with the tattoos, he almost looks like-

The Red Giant.

Guess who’s joining the mystic tattoo party next chapter ;)

[fantazychai]

*what a silly dude

*p. 1/?? bg3 tarot series

*12. THE HANGED MAN.—Wisdom, circumspection, discernment, trials, sacrifice, intuition, divination, prophecy. Reversed: Selfishness, the crowd, body politic.

[shrine2mylife]

In the year of our lord 2024, Patrick is the cutest he’s ever been. Don’t even try to disagree with me.

[violentbumblebees]

hal at the mall

[hydropyro]

Backside

Very gory version under the cut

[proxolagist]

[neymessibeliever]

My fav twink 😜

[brenhotapplepies]

OC: Solander “Parch” Wicklight

Elven tiefling wizard. Bookbinder. Librarian. Weirdo.

[thebibliomancer]

So the Phoenix thing is thorny.

Thanks to retcons, that wasn’t her. Thanks to retcons, that was her.

After she died in the Dark Phoenix Saga, the only way Actual Giant Jim Shooter would sign off on her being brought back was if the destruction of a solar system and inhabited planet of broccoli men was not her fault.

The solution? Jean’s power-up into Phoenix wasn’t a power-up, it was a cosmic fire bird identity thefting her and putting her in a pod for later. Jean’s descent into madness because of bdsm brainwashing and her power being too much for her? That wasn’t that, that was the cosmic fire bird getting too hopped up on humanity.

So Jean was brought back with her powers dialed back.

Except writers don’t like trying to remember what things happened to Jean and what things happened to ultra spicy space chicken. So Jean eventually ate the Phoenix and also her clone Madelyne Pryor to gain their experiences.

I’m sure that’s been back and forth quite a bit. But despite the Phoenix Force being invented to get her out of time-out, she keeps being inextricably linked to the Phoenix.

Morrison had Jean go Phoenix after being dunked into the Sun, die to magnets, and be reborn from a Phoenix Egg years later.

She is Phoenix now and forever.

So is it fair to hold her responsible for what a bird did while wearing her face? No. But she also ate that bird later.

It’s thorny and the biggest hole in her argument that it shouldn’t count it against her is that she does count it against herself. And it seems like the Progenitor uses someone’s own values and perceptions as a foundation for its judgement.

[thewheatgerm]

[maggot-meade]

he looks just fine to me

Saw this shit on the tube can't belive it shitting and crying