thecosmicsailor

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i fucking hate it when a movie or a tv show does some shit where a character has a shitty dad and another character tells them to forgive him because. "it's your dad". that means nothing. more people should be killing their fathers.

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this is how you know Twitter is officially cooked

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（・θ・）The Bird’s Nest: ft. The Bearded Vulture

The bearded vulture, also known as the lammergeier, is a vibrantly colored vulture. This color is actually caused by the bird rubbing soils and ferric oxides into its feathers. The main diet of this scavenger is not meat, but rather bone and bone marrow.  info source

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i used to have a running gag on twitter where i would tweet "i'm going to draw a horse" and then proceeded to draw a horse. here is a compilation

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if you're transgender and need name ideas, may I direct you toward the nato alphabet because like. delta? november?? echo?? romeo is like the butchest name. please consider foxtrot. being named whiskey would be cool as hell. I know multiple transmascs who were a bit too into english lit and are named victor now. I've met people named sierra who were trans in every direction. maybe don't name yourself golf

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sorry i covered your neck in dark hickeys and clamped down hard on your throat like limp prey while i was giving you a handjob. you whimpered a little too soft and i blacked out and believed myself to be a feral dog in possession of an entire rotisserie chicken

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im reading about cowboy phrases and sayings and like 95% of them are just solid life advice

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they should invent a grief that doesn’t define you in new and strange ways for the rest of your life

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If I was a fighting game character my gimmick would be that my moves all come out instantly but have to be sequenced incredibly specifically based on distance from the target and I ignore every other input, as well as every ninth input in case you get complacent. My block button is a piddly little nothing ability that has to be pretty much frame perfect and one good hit kills me. Essentially I’m super low tier when played by humans but a Catherine Bot kills you frame 0 in a horrible mess of flashing lights and tiny snippets of overanimated abilities and crashes the game. And I feel like I have a normal amount of self-control in case you were wondering

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the princess of darkness has requested a "stawby milk"

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I'm sorry I keep posting my tiktok comments but please. What does this mean. What do people THINK shipping is for anymore???