thecosmicsailor
Why Must Things Always Happen
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He/Him, 🏳️‍⚧️, 18 y/o | TERFs fuck off | Please ask me about my ocs | I post adult art sometimes! You will see slutty men here
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thecosmicsailor · 46 seconds ago
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"He would not fucking say that" but it's "He would not handle someone having a breakdown in front of him like that."
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thecosmicsailor · 4 minutes ago
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i’m fucking this guy
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thecosmicsailor · 4 minutes ago
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some vibes presented without elaboration
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thecosmicsailor · 3 hours ago
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"come home and see my girl cave :)" I say flirtily. You agree, imagining a rec room with some couches and maybe a few vintage consoles. I lead you down into the basement, where I have carved out a slimy grotto with its own ecosystem. by the time you see me dive into the water and come up with a fish in my teeth, it's too late. You want to fuck me so badly.
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thecosmicsailor · 5 hours ago
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Remembering how much I love wonder trading and starting a Wonderlocke in Pokemon Sword <3
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thecosmicsailor · 5 hours ago
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I think that Solstice and my cat Frodo would be friends. In my heart of hearts (:
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Ohhhhmy goodness yes!! Absolutely!!!! The cutest of kitties :D
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Here's Solcy on top of one of my bags :)
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thecosmicsailor · 5 hours ago
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This is the kittiest cat in the world
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thecosmicsailor · 5 hours ago
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“Don’t you think you should be decomposing right about now?”
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A dead man like you shouldn’t be talkin’ like this, after all.
(eyestrainy alt under the cut)
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I just thought this looked cool while I was playing around with overlays hehe.
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thecosmicsailor · 5 hours ago
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thecosmicsailor · 5 hours ago
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Play the Shitty Games that Suck Ass.
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thecosmicsailor · 5 hours ago
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thecosmicsailor · 5 hours ago
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drinking an entire bottle of wine then yelling at this like it's the super bowl
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thecosmicsailor · 5 hours ago
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the author's barely disguised favorite lame joke that they will move heaven and earth before allowing their editor to take out
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thecosmicsailor · 5 hours ago
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I suddenly realize that I never posted these animations here. I made them on the road with my iPad, looking out the window
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thecosmicsailor · 5 hours ago
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guys help i can’t stop thinking about characters
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