thecosmicsailor
thecosmicsailor
Why Must Things Always Happen
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He/Him, 🏳️‍⚧️, 19 y/o | TERFs fuck off | Please ask me about my ocs | Ipost adult art sometimes! You will see slutty men here
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thecosmicsailor · 7 hours ago
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if it sucks hit da bricks <- litany against sunk cost
take it easy but take it <- litany against burnout/apathy cycle
fuck it we ball <- litany against perfectionism
now say something beautiful and true <- litany against irony poisoning
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thecosmicsailor · 11 hours ago
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Sometimes the technology conspires against me to make me sound crazy in my text messages.
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thecosmicsailor · 13 hours ago
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i should make horny art but it's only catered to me. which is to say all of my horny art but i need it to be even more specific and niche
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thecosmicsailor · 14 hours ago
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I wonder if “we have to torture this special character. in the lab facility. with secret science.” is an interest all 12-year-old children share or were we just the generation exposed to Maximum Ride
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thecosmicsailor · 18 hours ago
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i kiss you on the mouth and end my turn
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thecosmicsailor · 1 day ago
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Doodle page of my Shadows over Loathing characters because they’re silly :)
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thecosmicsailor · 2 days ago
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my dads recently been jokin a lot about “mystic runes” like i asked what we were gonna do when we took a rest stop in santa barbara and he said “look for mystic runes” and then i asked if we were gonna eat or just walk around while my mom shopped and he said “the runes will tell us”
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thecosmicsailor · 2 days ago
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It’s so unfair i don’t get to see where evolution will go in 50 million years
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thecosmicsailor · 2 days ago
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this meme is so niche
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thecosmicsailor · 2 days ago
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I just think people who clean public spaces should make no less than $100,000 a year
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thecosmicsailor · 2 days ago
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the most Child Emperor urge i have is to shout "BOOORRIINGGG!!!" when i have to witness something i dont like for too long
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thecosmicsailor · 2 days ago
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everyone always says that the word Q is too early in the alphabet and should be further back with all the "weirdo"s and "freak"s. but take a look at this -> p q. They're twin brothers. Would you seperate twin brothers? Just because one is a little artistic?
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thecosmicsailor · 2 days ago
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thecosmicsailor · 2 days ago
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Agates carved into orange slices by wutong_crystal_carvings.
Source: x
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thecosmicsailor · 2 days ago
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"came back wrong" sure yeah that's cool i guess "came back suicidal" now you're talking
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thecosmicsailor · 2 days ago
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Suns out. flowers are blooming. birds are chirping. yaoi shit is happening to me. maybe it'll all be ok
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thecosmicsailor · 2 days ago
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The problem with being a Red Leather fan is that every time I try and look shit up about him I just get clothes 😔
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