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Team Cherry please explain

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EVERYONE PLAY SHADOWS OVER LOATHING RIGHT NOW

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for my male audience

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Why is my 15 yo brother using words like nepenthe

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It's the last day of April

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Mountain lion kitten attacking mom, Bandelier National Monument, New Mexico. NPS photo.

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there he is! my favourite white boy!

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Chat I may be stupid <- completed his essay in a frenzied panic bc he thought it was due today. It is due 2 days from now

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Bro why is this fuckass can of monster making me More Tired. I thought this shit was supposed to give you energy not sap your life force away

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my take on the miss piggy/morticia addams sexywoman poll is that while morticia would lose gracefully, miss piggy would 1000% attempt murder over the label and morticia would respect her for it. then theyd go out for tea and gossip together

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Red Leather save me from this fuckass essay............

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if it sucks hit da bricks <- litany against sunk cost

take it easy but take it <- litany against burnout/apathy cycle

fuck it we ball <- litany against perfectionism

now say something beautiful and true <- litany against irony poisoning

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Sometimes the technology conspires against me to make me sound crazy in my text messages.

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i should make horny art but it's only catered to me. which is to say all of my horny art but i need it to be even more specific and niche

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I wonder if “we have to torture this special character. in the lab facility. with secret science.” is an interest all 12-year-old children share or were we just the generation exposed to Maximum Ride