#listen this would be so funny

[cosmicbobatea]

DISCLAIMER: ORIGINAL IDEA IS FROM A TIKTOK VIDEO (see link)

Sherlock is in the middle of cutting a wire to a bomb when his phone rings.

Sherlock: *puts scissors in his mouth and answers the phone* I’m kind of busy!!!

Moriarty: *watching him from a nearby rooftop with a smirk* I just wanted to ask what you wanted for dinner.

Sherlock: *too stunned to speak*

Moriarty: Ah, we’ll figure it out later, I can tell you’re busy. It’s the red wire, by the way. Kisses!

*Moriarty hangs up the phone*

[fatestouch]

Plot i really want:

picture: a world/realm where the gods are much more well known, and very feared, depending on which one is worshipped. 

for some reason or another, the local area decides that a sacrifice to the God of the Night is needed, to ensure the community's survival. 

as theyre presented to the god and his retainers, theyre all super dark and intimidating at first...

....but then once they’re back to their lair, Cecil is just “listen, i’ve tried to get them to quit the sacrifice thing for ages, i don’t know why they keep doing this. anyway you can stay here since everyone out there are assholes”

[samuelturn]

Then there’s The Dropout

The Doctor and The Master implies a third, less prestigious renegade timelord named The Bachelor

[chloesimaginationthings]

The FNAF Vanessas meet their younger selves..

[cypjj]

[clownowo]

been replaying the Portal series I think this is where its heading

[soldrawss]

Something something 16yo 2k12 Mikey gets sucked into a portal and sent into the RISE universe and ends up helping raise the RISE kiddos AU

[inkskinned]

one of the things that's the most fucking frustrating for me about arguing with climate change deniers is the sheer fucking scope of how much it matters. sweating in my father's car, thinking about how it's the "hottest summer so far," every summer. and there's this deep, roiling rage that comes over me, every time.

the stakes are wrong, is the thing. that's part of what makes it not an actual debate: the other side isn't coming to the table with anything to fucking lose.

like okay. i am obviously pro gun control. but there is a basic human part of me that can understand and empathize with someone who says, "i'm worried that would lead to the law-abiding citizens being punished while criminals now essentially have a superpower." i don't agree, but i can tell the stakes for them are also very high.

but let's say the science is wrong and i'm wrong and the visible reality is wrong and every climate disaster refugee is wrong. let's say you're right, humans aren't causing it or it's not happening or whatever else. let's just say that, for fun.

so we spend hundreds of millions of dollars making the earth cleaner, and then it turns out we didn't need to do that. oops! we cleaned the earth. our children grow up with skies full of more butterflies and bees. lawns are taken over with rich local biodiversity. we don't cry over our electric bills anymore. and, if you're staunchly capitalist and i need to speak ROI with you - we've created so many jobs in developing sectors and we have exciting new investment opportunities.

i am reminded of kodak, and how they did not make "the switch" to digital photography; how within 20 years kodak was no longer a household brand. do we, as a nation, feel comfortable watching as the world makes "the switch" while we ride the laurels of oil? this boggles me. i have heard so much propaganda about how america cannot "fall behind" other countries, but in this crucial sector - the one that could actually influence our own monopolies - suddenly we turn the other cheek. but maybe you're right! maybe it will collapse like just another silicone valley dream. but isn't that the crux of capitalism? that some economies will peter out eventually?

but let's say you're right, and i'm wrong, and we stopped fracking for no good reason. that they re-seed quarries. that we tear down unused corporate-owned buildings or at least repurpose them for communities. that we make an effort, and that effort doesn't really help. what happens then? what are the stakes. what have we lost, and what have we gained?

sometimes we take our cars through a car wash and then later, it rains. "oh," we laugh to ourselves. we gripe about it over coffee with our coworkers. what a shame! but we are also aware: the car is cleaner. is that what you are worried about? that you'll make the effort but things will resolve naturally? that it will just be "a waste"?

and what i'm right. what if we're already seeing people lose their houses and their lives. what if it is happening everywhere, not just in coastal towns or equatorial countries you don't care about. what if i'm right and you're wrong but you're yelling and rich and powerful. so we ignore all of the bellwethers and all of the indicators and all of the sirens. what if we say - well, if it happens, it's fate.

nevermind. you wouldn't even wear a mask, anyway. i know what happens when you see disaster. you think the disaster will flinch if you just shout louder. that you can toss enough lives into the storm for the storm to recognize your sacrifice and balk. you argue because it feels good to stand up against "the liberals" even when the situation should not be political. you are busy crying for jesus with a bullhorn while i am trying to usher people into a shelter. you've already locked the doors, even on the church.

the stakes are skewed. you think this is some intellectual "debate" to win, some funny banter. you fuel up your huge unmuddied truck and say suck it to every citizen of that shitbird state california. serves them right for voting blue!

and the rest of us are terrified of the entire fucking environment collapsing.

[bluevelvt]

i think elias bouchard in TMAGP should be gwen’s cool uncle who just smokes weed and drinks margaritas with little umbrellas because that’s what the original elias would have done if jonah magnus hadn’t body snatched him

[casually-eat-my-soul]

Love me an au where stiles doesn’t know that Derek is a werewolf and is always talking about how much he likes him where Derek and co can hear.

Stiles is like “look at him Scotty, he has shoulders that are built to moan into, how could I not want to date him”

And Derek is fucking dying off the to side, face red as hell. His sister are making fun of him, Erica, Boyd and Isaac are making fun of him, even the sheriff is making fun of him. All Derek is doing is thinking about is upping his work out routine

[kittykalliarts]

For decades, the blank vision that Iudex Neuvillette wears near his heart has been subject to much discussion in Fontaine. Nobody remembers who it had once belonged to or why the ancient dragon protected it so jealously. It is said that if the Chief Justice would to stare at it for a long while, it would be sure to rain right after. Oh, how beloved that person must've been.

[bunnieswithknives]

Thinking about his brain

[chloesimaginationthings]

Mike meets the true horrors of FNAF.. swamp balloon boy

[heartorbit]

stay warm! 🌟🍬🤖🎈

[heartsfortwotpot]

one and ONE

[mirajikan]

listen just once I want the queer coded shonen mcs to kiss because I wanna see the dude bros flip out