#listen I’m right

[cruciology]

My most random ship has got to be Sansa/Podrick. I’m right about this I know in my heart of hearts he would treat her right.

[jdc1717]

Hey fun fact all my favorite characters are aromantic

They told me

We meet for afternoon snack time

[frankierotwinkdeath]

Y’all want Taylor Swift to be gay so bad but you won’t even write femslash about her

[stealingyourbones]

Danny is gravely injured by the GIW, his voice box is severely damaged.

Making use of his own voice is impossible, but through some ghostly means Danny doesn’t quite understand, he can mimic others voices he hears just fine.

It’s a ghostly ability he found out he had a few years ago, with just a sentence or two heard he can do a flawless impression of that person. Now it’s not so flawless. The mimicked voice warps and fluctuates pitch, it’s crackly and he has a hard time not switching between multiple voices with every sentence he speaks.

His voice is reduced to an uncanny frankenstined attempt at speech that activates the average persons fight or flight response.

It’s no surprise that Superman is startled when he calls out for survivors while freeing the ghostly captives and a “not a deer” version of his own voice responds back.

[swiggity-swexual-i-am-asexual]

We all know the semi-canonical ‘all the Robins know to hide/duck inside of Batman’s cape, even as adults’ thing.

We also know that Danny ‘is LITERALLY a ghost’ Fenton sucks at remembering his own intangibility while ALSO forgetting to look ahead of him.

All I’m saying is, Danny Fenton (or Phantom, if you’d really like) would absolutely SLAM into Batman on accident while running on roof tops and Bruce ‘Brooding Instinct’ Wayne doesn’t even think twice about letting the kid hide and scanning around for danger before there’s a record scratch of ‘wait who tf is this?’ kicks in.

[stompandhollar]

“…Let’s go.”

[lotus-pear]

i love you royal trio (minus akechi)

[theaologies]

Listen. Tawny is not gonna end up with Kieran. She’s going to end up with Gianna. Here is my chart-

[astronomodome]

Since they’re teaming up I want us all to solemnly swear to make the gem-joel dynamic as complicated and bad as possible. I say dynamic and not ship only because I don’t think their relationship is either platonic or romantic I think it transcends that. to me they live together in a loveless marriage in a manor somewhere in the woods and gem comes back from her high-paying business job (in the woods) to find joel in severe distress because their shitty little purse dog tore up another pillow on the couch or something. to me they’re rival baseball players who purposely decide to hit each other in the face with the ball as many times as possible, eventually leading to the first recorded fatality delivered via baseball bat during a game broadcasted on live television. to me they are mythic heroes fated to destroy each other, at once the head and tail of the ouroboros, perseus and medusa, icarus and the sun… to me they’re friends from college who grew apart and hate each other but must come together for one last great heist of the local papa john’s… they can be anything. the only thing they can never be is normal.

[miniimerry]

My litmus test for deciding if I respect or value a person’s One Piece opinions is looking at the way they discuss Usopp tbh. You can tell a lot about someone based on how they talk about Usopp specifically.

If a person insists that Usopp is useless (whether it’s because he’s not as strong as Zoro or Luffy or Sanji or because he “doesn’t have a real job” on the crew) it tells me that they don’t pay attention to what Usopp does contribute, nor do they pay attention to what the story itself deems useful. Usopp may not be a massive, hulking powerhouse with ultra-powerful haki, but he does have utility in the crew. (And even if he didn’t, he would still belong because they wanted him.)

If a person insists that Usopp is just a crybaby or a coward and that he sucks because of this, it tells me that you don’t pay attention to what he’s doing while he’s running or crying. He might cry or shake or run, but he always comes back. He always stands up and fights in the end. He feels scared and then he does it anyway. It’s easy to forget, but Usopp is just a human in a world of monsters. For him to stand up and fight takes a lot of courage.

If a person insists that Usopp is not strong, it tells me they miss what the story itself tells us about what strength is and what it means to be strong. He has a skill that most do not. He is able to shoot with a degree of accuracy that is borderline inhuman. Whether he can kick through a boulder is irrelevant. Sanji can’t snipe from hundreds of feet away.

If you can’t look at Usopp and see where he fits in the story, I am truly uninterested in anything else you have to say about this story.

[shima-draws]

This is everything actually!! Just so you know!!!

[mxmarsbars]

like a mad dog after a rabbit, i keep running, running, running, running…

i don’t feel like it gets me anywhere, anywhere.

[juniper-clan]

Moon 17: Life Is But A Dream

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[shitpostingkats]

Brennan Lee Mulligan will spend an entire season setting up a bunch of seemingly unconnected emotional beats, and then, in a single monologue, reveal it was is an elaborate rube goldberg contraption that slams a sledgehammer directly into the viewer’s stomach.

[gatoburr0]

Bracelet date ♡

Bonus

[zuppizup]

My angsty brain: So… Callum’s Dad died of some kind lung condition, eh? Sure would be a shame if that was hereditary