#lily's headcanons

[lilysworldofjoy]

Connie TK Headcanons

When the when the when the ghost

(100000% ler energy. Her ler energy is MASSIVE)

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LER! CONNIE

Ohhh boy. Where do I even start here?

So you know how smirks kill? Hers is nothing short of lethal.

^You better get ready, cuz it means you will experience a wrecking like never before.

Ain't nobody escaping the side eye + smirk combo💀

^ The few who did as much as try have FAILED MISERABLY

Main target is Looey cuz I said so (and BOY does she love targeting him)

Invisible tickles user. Will do the invisibility trick, go right behind and WRECK THAT LEE

The millisecond she finds out someone is ticklish, that someone is COOKED. You better believe she'll say to herself "GET THAT LEE"

^ And will freaking TICKLE TEASE THEM.

Cold fingers. I believe that explains enough

Mercy? Don't know her.

Very VERY teasy and loves it, will tease you to oblivion

She sometimes leaves snarky comments as well

You better believe she can and will abuse the everliving crap out of "tickle tickle" and "coochie coochie coo", especially that last one.

Sometimes she uses her tail as well and it tickles JUST AS MUCH

Her raspberry game is deadly. Loves neck and belly ones. Sometimes she'll even nuzzle into your neck as well.

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LEE! CONNIE

Can go invisible, can phase through walls like it's the average Tuesday, can spook the living crap out of people. Is a VFT (very freaking ticklish) ghost.

Connie the (Ticklish) Ghost (who flinches at one touch)

^ The lees she's gotten (that is, the ones who haven't found out about it) might have a FIELD DAY with that info

^ 'WAIT GUYS WE CAN TALK ABOUT THIS—WAIT—WAIT NOHOHOHOHO—'

Will try holding it in during the activity of tickling someone. Doesn't take her long to crack

Gigi enjoys targeting her A LOT.

^ I live in fear of the day she and Looey form an alliance and GET HER (definitely not a fic idea—yep it's a fic idea)

Massive squirmer, she squirms a whole bunch, you might have to restrain her

Kicks a lot (or uh, flails, or whatever you call it)

Cannot take what she dishes out for the love of her (especially the teasing, she simply cannot)

If you tease her she will holler at you to shut up and attempt shoving you away

^ She fails every time to the point where it's embarrassing for her

Worst spot is her tail. One flick there or even a raspberry, and she's GONE. DEAD. NONEXISTENT.

Massive shrieker.

^ And boy her shrieks are LOUD. In fact, it's so bad she has to hold them in sometimes. Cover your ears when you do a raspberry, she WILL pull out one of those.

Given that her raspberry tolerance SUCKS. The worse the spot, the louder the shrieking gets

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Couldn't find good gifs for her either

[blueberry-yogurt-academy]

i’ve never mentioned this on here but i view poison mushroom, pinecone, pond dino, squid ink, and sorbet shark all as best friends + buddies :D

THEY’RE THE NATURE NB KIDS they go exploring together in the millennial forest :D they find cool bugs and animals and rocks and shrooms and stuff

ALSO ALSO!!!!! squid ink’s favorite bugs are fireflies :) because they’re shiiiiiiny

they’ll stay up hours past when the other kids have fallen asleep just to catch as many fireflies as they can XD

[blueberrycasanova]

i think dumbledore was growing weed in the forbidden forest the whole time and that’s why it was forbidden. that’s also why he acts the way he does.

[rottensouldier]

whimsigoth lily and her himbo old money husband james 🌚💗

[hyperfocuscentre]

people portray lily evans too seriously.. like this is the girl that threw herself off of swings, called james a ‘toerag’, had snark and a temper that arguably rivals harry’s and she married james fucking potter. she willingly attached herself to the marauders for life.. she has to be a tiny bit insane i think.

petition for people to start writing lily a little silly.. a little deranged.. a little freakish, i might say.

[minyooon3012]

Kinda headcanon that the black brothers both wear platform boots but Sirius wears them cause they’re cool and Rock ‘n Roll while Regulus wears them cause he’s short

[percesdead]

barty "lmao lets go fuck on my dads grave" crouch jr

evan "lmao lets do it" rosier

[macaulaytwins]

part 2

[redadidassneakers]

Dorcas: who was your first kiss?

Sirius: Remus

James: Remus

Lily: Remus

Mary: Remus

Barty: Remus

Peter: Remus

Regulus: Remus

Dorcas: Remus, you little slut

Sirius: you kissed my brother?!

Remus: uhhh

[managone16]

Yes, Sirius would get a tattoo of Baby Harry's palm imprint on him.

No, you can't convince me otherwise.

[my-castles-crumbling]

Harry, thoughtfully: Do you ever notice how Sirius and Professor Lupin always sit next to each other at dinner?

Hermione:

Harry, even more thoughtfully: And...they always share a couch when we sit in the sitting room. And it's a small couch.

Hermione:

Harry, getting suspicious, now: And, you know, I saw Professor Lupin leaving Sirius's bedroom the other night!

Hermione:

Harry, nodding to himself: They must be really close friends.

Hermione: *bangs head on table*

Lily, to James, looking down from above: Oh, he is your son.

[lilysworldofjoy]

Hellooooo can I request some Vee headcannons? It’s oki if not, please take care of yourself ^v^

Vee TK Headcanons

Alright then, let's see what I can do. And thanks for the reminder!

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LER! VEE

literally the teasiest and most unforgiving ler to ever exist (other than dandy)

She doesn't have a main target, but she likes going for Shelly a lot.

SHE THINKS SHE'S IN FAMILY FEUD TICKLE EDITION💀

^ FR SPINNING A WHEEL O FATE LIKE ITS NUTHIN

She has cold fingers cuz she's a freaking robot, and metal is COLD.

Slightly colder than Connie, and she's AC wind-type cold

^ Those 2 working together=temperature sensitive lees worst nightmare

has a fluff function that she likes turning on

^ She does it at random intervals

smirks and all lees in hindsight get shivers upon seeing that, even the bravest of lees

She's one of them rib counters

Likes the "feisty ones" (aka the squirmers)

^ They get tickled a lot more. (RIP Rudie, we barely knew ye IF she found out he was ticklish cuz if she did find that out he's McFuckingDone)

her raspberries are literally vibrations. Like the phone vibrations.

^ Except they're tickly af

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LEE! VEE

LEEV LEEV LEEV

Like tap on her sides and you got her rolling

Way more ticklish than she looks.

^ Despite this she is the least ticklish of the mains (and boy, she is very VERY ticklish)

moves a lot. Massive squirmer

Oh, and did I mention she tends to try to hold in in?

^ hello? Game show host? Professional image?

Not very sensitive with fingers, however very, VERY tool sensitive. Do with that info what you will

^ Especially electrical tools

The Cleaner™ would cook her so hard upon discovering that info💀💀 (and so would dandy)

CANNOT WITH RIB COUNTING, that is her death spot. SHE DIES IN 0.1 SECONDS

Her actual worst spot is her mic. I'm not even joking, try untangling it even once she will try so hard not to laugh. (THE CORD KILLS HER)

^ "Hey Vee, can I use your mic?" *ENTER PANIC MODE*

Anyone else taps on there and congrats you got a fit of giggles (get the cord that instantly gets her flinching)

Squeals at raspberries. She can't hold it in for the love of her.

^ if she's caught holding it in, that's what will 100% break her. It works all of the time.

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Eugh

[blueberry-yogurt-academy]

anyways they’re all siblings to me

[miriammctroi]

ppl be posting shit like "I miss canon Marauders"

Babes, there is no "canon" Marauders. Most of the shit ya'll think is canon, are just old headcanons that used to be widespread before other (usually queerer) headcanons gained popularity.

There is so little information about the "canon" Marauders - and even the info we have cannot be trusted because it's usually memories, influenced by a character's bias - that trying to make a somewhat comprehensive character out of the given material is impossible, let alone 4 characters.

Everything is fanon. Everything is headcanon. And that's the beauty of this fandom.

(Ofc my favourite part is when something actually is canon via the books or movies, and people reject it as fanon.)

[curiouslymyown]

Effie and Monty wake up one morning to find their house has been taken over by 12 teenagers, their son leading the charge

They sigh and accept this

[minyooon3012]

No cause what if the black brothers wear matching sun/moon necklaces to symbolise BOTH their respective boyfriends and their sibling