#lily was so confused

[soupyloopyx]

Sirius: omg thats so funny tho lol Sirius: damn comedian in the chat yall Remus: OMG! He agreed with me. Holy shit I’m falling too hard. Haha hard. Fuck, he’s rubbing off on me. OMG LMAOO RUBBING OFF HEHEH Lily: ??? wtf ??? Remus: OH SHIT WRONG CHAT

[your-neighbourhood-antisocial]

Sirius : uhm... Prongs, I'm gay

James : oh, I know you're dating moony since past 2 years after all

Remus : what!! I thought you and pads were a thing!

Peter : I thought all three of you were together!

Lily : wait, so y'all aren't dating each other?

Regulus : you and James aren't dating?

Barty and Evan : so you're telling us the marauders and lily aren't in a relationship?

Sirius : *groans* this is all messed up....... Wait how tf did you guys enter the Gryffindor common room?

[drowninginthoughts27]

very gay regulus black with absolutely no sense of afab anatomy who meets trans james and instantly falls in love prompting him to subject himself to watching hours of straight porn to try and (unsuccessfully) learn how to eat someone out properly

[littl3d0ll-art]

You get two today cuz I’m indecisive on the flowers

[stripesu]

This post from @silylilyanimove has been stuck in the back of my head and I'd be lying if I said I wasn't inspired

[fluffypotatey]

Can we please see Javy (Top Gun) and Javi (Twisters) in a fic or blurb?

hm well i haven’t written their official intro to each other yet (and i do plan to in Jake’s pov) but i got memes for how it would go down!

it’s literally just two different memes but one’s edited two more times lol

[twink-remus-lupin]

muggle au where sirius is a burly, grease-stained mechanic whose commute to work has him riding his harley past the university where lanky english literature professor!remus works

[missdayst0na]

why is it my friends never seem to value me at the same level i value them?

[mylove-thresher]

Ohh science class how I love you. I never listen and get to draw. And still get good grades. Except this one fucking time.

[sunny-prongs]

Just discovered today that some people ship Jegulily/Starflowergazer without shipping Regulily/Waterlilies and I'm genuinely confused like how can you ship 3 people together without shipping 2 of them together?? In this case you don't ship Jegulily/Starflowergazer but Jegulus/Sunseeker and Jily/Flowerpott with a poly James but not Jegulily/Starflowergazer no??

[your-favourite-yapper]

this is so "sirius-to-james-after-watching-him-go-right-back-to-lily-the-moment-summer-ends-even-though-they-spent-most-of-the-summer-together-except-they-DIDNT-"get-together"-apparently-and-it-was-just-an-experiment-and-Sirius-just-misunderstood-everything-so-now-sirius-has-to-pretend-that-it-was-a-"casual"-thing-for-him-too-for-fear-of-being-called-gay-bc-apparently-that's-bad??" core

[floweryotter]

Due to personal reasons, I have designated my own Three Big BKDK fics:

"In The Dark" by Jane_Harl0w

"The Time Between Our Lives" by Fitzrovia

"Broke Boys" by SamIsNotLegend

Hope that helps

[madamewalburga]

*screams into oblivion* JILYPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD

[sadlynotthevoid]

The other day I had this weird dream where, in a timeline where the Soo's, somehow and for some reason, stopped the plaza terror incident— pretty much with no casualties. And then, like a week later or so, the king or Alberu (or any royalty, not sure who) gathered the nobles and other people related to the matter on the palace.

Here's when things start to... happen, I guess?

Turns out, between the people there was a really angry noblewoman who went straight to the king to ask for divorce of her husband. Not really sure what the guy did, but he was also there and he was kind of a jerk, so... Fair.

Zed, for this time in the right, tried to explain that 'yes, he can get them divorced, but right now was not the time for it'.

—It didn't worked.

The woman was really mad and indignated and the jerk of the husband wasn't helping. Obviously, the situation escalated.

The discussion turned into yells, which turned into them throwing things and a random woman (seriously, who was this? a mistress, maybe?) joining the jerk. Food was launched, Antonio Gyerre almost got a fork at the eye and, by the end of all this, Choi Han had a chicken wing on his hair (that was Choi JungSoo, actually).

After they got them separated, the jerk ended up being held by the guards for some reason (I think he threw a knife, but I'm not sure. It could had been Raon). The woman stomped off the room, being followed by a distressed maid holding a baby.

Five minutes later, Cale Henituse entered through the door, looking really confused. He glanced at all the people covered in food, at the man being picked like a naughty cat by the guards and at the spoon tangled in the king's beard. He tilted his head.

"What happened here."

And, instead of answering him, Bassen asked, "hyung-nim, what are you carrying there?"

Slowly, Cale moved the bunch in which he had his coat wrappled in his arms. He pulled off a piece of fabric a bit, showing a pair of litte hands to Bassen.

"—!!"

"Some crazy woman threw this baby at me at the hallway. Literally."

----

Then I woke up and now I don't know what happened later with og!Cale and his accidentally acquired baby. I mean, besides that he kept her, obviously.

[hxc66]

Being in the marauders fandom is like a sport BECAUSE WHAT DO YOU MEAN THERES A NEW CHARACTER WE’VE MADE LIVING AND BREATHING NAMED DARRYL CROUCH???? AND HES A CHILD OF LILY AND BARTY???? I’m gonna get whiplash with the way this fandom creates new lore left and right on the daily

[florenceafternoon]

So I was going to make a post about Lily in relation to the lyrics forgot that inside the icon/ there’s still a young girl from Essex but then I was thinking where would Cokeworth be in real life?

I think I heard somewhere a couple years ago that it might be based off Manchester but in the books it’s said to be in the English Midlands?