#darryl crouch

[hxc66]

Being in the marauders fandom is like a sport BECAUSE WHAT DO YOU MEAN THERES A NEW CHARACTER WE’VE MADE LIVING AND BREATHING NAMED DARRYL CROUCH???? AND HES A CHILD OF LILY AND BARTY???? I’m gonna get whiplash with the way this fandom creates new lore left and right on the daily

[swag696942069]

Just discovered Darryl Crouch Evans and I am loosing my mind 😭😭 I've never felt more gaslit in my life 😭😭 someone tell me the truth! Is he real or not!?

[hannahjane3]

who the fuck is darryl crouch 🔥🔥🔥

i’ve seen two posts about this mfer in like two minutes

[missesstargirl]

so i think what happend between lily and barty was something like this

Barty for some reason lost his memory in a party or something like that but could only remeber evan , so he is very lost.

Lily lost a bet so she woulf have to hook up or talk with a slytherin

Lily: hi crouch

Barty: u are?

Lily: u dont remember ? Im evans

And it happens, in nine month was born darryl

[the-most-faithful]

Darryl Crouch's creator has finally clarified the situation. It was really getting out of hand Let's hope it ends here

[madlysage]

omg guys it’s darryl crouch

[sugarsnappeases]

marauderstok my actual enemy bc wtf is happening w the bartylily over there???

[waugh-bao]

Keith and Charlie performing ‘Sparks Will Fly’ (Tokyo Dome, 1995)

[cattiemk]

was on percy jackson tiktok for a month and now barty crouch jr and lily evans had a child together and THIS SHITS CANON????

[foursaints]

she’s 19 years old & home from college. he’s 18 years old & the scummy-but-surprisingly-thoughtful guy she randomly hooks up with at a house party in her angsty suburban malaise. they’re never going to talk to each other again. (it's the opposite of how it went with james in canon). she’s constantly shoplifting from the tesco’s he works at and he always acts like he doesn’t notice her at all. she takes forever to tell him that the baby is his but he pieced it together weeks ago, didn’t say anything. she puts up an adoption ad in the town newspaper, doesn’t care anymore. she accidentally learns too much about him. he accidentally sees her cry. she accidentally sees him stress-vomit. he drives her to all her appointments in his fucked-up truck. her parents want to meet him for propriety’s sake and he starts making appearances at Evans Family Dinners & pushes the peas around on his plate. petunia digs her fork into the hardwood table. lily hyperventilates in her bedroom and thinks dinner's the worst thing that’s ever happened until she meets his eyes and they both burst out laughing. he wins her mom over first. they definitely don’t keep the baby. she starts holding his hand on instinct and never really stops. he slips her ring-pops when she checks out at tesco’s. HERE is how we can save darryl crouch

juno (2007) but it's lily evans. bartylily but it's unplanned teenage pregnancy au

[pearlynia]

I'm sorry I slept for 12 hours now who tf is Darryl Crouch????

[reverie-darling]

who in the actual fuck is darryl crouch

WHY CAN'T I GET A REST IN THIS FANDOM

[tedwardremus]

For the character breakdown.

Darryl Crouch

[atlasdoe]

would u like to go on a rant about how much u hate marauderstok so that i can give it a like and reblog it cos u are very very right in ur opinions about it

Don't worry i didn't read it that way and yes i would love to go on a rant

i try to give the tiktok fandom grace because it's a fairly new way to be in a fandom as tiktok hasn't been around for as long as other apps such as tumblr, instagram and twitter. I have my own tiktok account and accounts that i follow and love so it's not the entire fandom that i have a problem with but more so just throw attitude of a large amount.

I think it's because a big majority of the fandom from there joined through reading atyd and while i won't go into my own thoughts on the fic itself i really dislike how people have treated the fic and how it has effected how they treat others

One fic blew up and "everyone agreed that it's cannon" (everyone did not) so now suddenly i get the vibe that everyone on tiktok (and twitter tbh) have this idea that we all have to think the same and they all want to be the person to give out an idea that sticks.

It's like this whole Darryl Crouch thing that's going off on there currently and how every now and then you see a tiktok saying "i came up with this ship" "i convinced everyone to read this fic" "i came up with this headcannon" like anyone cares.

It's another reason why i dislike all of the fanfilms that the tiktok fandom love to start but never finish. There's like five of them and all of them are asking people for money to fund their film that they havnt even written a script for and then they interview their own cast as if they're celebrities. I love a fanfilm as much as the next guy but all of those popular ones on youtube did just fine on their own without an entire tiktok account dedicated to promoting it.

And then you have how they treat each other as if they're all celebrities. They'll be shipping cosplayers together and making tiktoks talking about other people while using their first names and nothing more as if I know who tf that person is.

Idk. Idk if i just don't get tiktok but i've been in fandoms since I was 12 years old which was 9 years ago and never have i been in a fandom that so big headed as the marauders fandom on tiktok and a big part of that is the vibe that they're all hoping that WB calls them up and offers them a job working for a new marauders era project based off their tiktoks. Like it doesn't feel like it's just for fun it feels like everyone is an inspiring actor or writer and they're all in competition to see who will get a big job. idk i just hate it so i try to stay out of it while also keeping the part that i like around which are mostly just the edits

that was fucking long and unedited. im sorry to anyone who had to read all of that

[eastwindmlk]

Firstly, when you get this, you have to answer with 5 things you like about Darryl crouch, publicly (if you like 😈 😈 😈) then, send this ask to 10 of your favorite followers (if you want to, Darryl is cool)!!

🫣😉

1. He doesn't exist

2. The sheer creativity of the people having invented him.

3. His name is very early 2000s

4. The amount of stretching his existence you get from imagining how he came to be. (My back is is grateful)

5. The memes

[the-most-faithful]

Darryl Crouch is NOT CANON

For those in the harry potter fandom on tik tok who are confused as to who Darryl Crouch is, rest assured buddy: He's an inside joke. Some fans are pretending that this character is canon but it's not.

Please, let's fight this madness, let's not create another Mattheo Riddle.