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#ramble#he is truly the guy of all time#i can't wait to find out if his eyes are purple for a Reason or if he's just a special boy#the dichotomy of 'what could happen there's 37 more books'#and 'oh god there's 37 more books worth of stuff'#disclaimer i didn't know a LOT about canon forgotten realms but 3 pages in i was like#ah. that's why minthara is Like That#there's an essay in my head somewhere about how i'm never judging a drow character again because it's LITERAL CULT MENTALITY#tl;dr i love it. it's bonkers 90s fantasy and i am Here#imagine the ascension i felt when i opened the book and there was a MAP#thank god for the death of cringe bc i'm so much happier embracing that i'm a big fuckin nerd and not too cool for dnd novels#every time i start reading again after not having time i remember why if fuuucking LOVE BOOKS
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I think Aventio and Screwtio shippers shouldn't fight. After all, Ratio has two hands!
That's right. Two hands.
One for his chalk.
One for his codex.
Both of which he's holding in an embarrassed death grip as they chat away with each other about him.
#I'm on to something here#screwtio#aventio#hsr aventurine#veritas ratio#dr ratio#screwllum#hsr#honkai star rail#now as a disclaimer I'm not personally a huge fan of aventio#exclusively because i think they are so SO much funnier as gay friends#but something about combining the two clicks really well to me#Aventurine and Screwllum would be pretty fantastic metamours i think#they'd have a lot of fun playing off each other#but also Screwllum being there to dispute Aventurine's doubts over whether or not Ratio cares as a verified outside perspective#listing off shit like upticks in heartrate pupil dialation etc on top of being like#he talks about you fondly he knows your favorite things i can personally attest that you are very evidently important to him#stuff Aventurine can't easily write off when coming from not only an outside perspective but also a literal Genius#and on the flip side Aventurine would finally have someone other than Ratio and the Trailblazer he can talk to with relative ease#someone who has also been through a frankly incredibly traumatizing historical event#someone who is also under constant pressure to perform a certain way#someone who has gained wealth and power at the cost of carrying responsibilities on his shoulders and never being truly free#appearing free to anyone who glances but neither of them really are#Screwllum seemingly able to freely pursue whatever research he wants but ultimately permanently shackled with his titles#and public pressure to be the perfect poised representative for all of inorganic kind#forever treading the line of being both a desirable ally and a sufficient threat that you wouldn't want to cross him#and similarly Aventurine stuck in his cycle that he feels only death can free him from of gambling with his life on the line#because the IPC basically owns him#because let's be honest Jade's offer was just a lifetime labor contract he couldn't refuse#granted the illusion of freedom through gaining money and power but never truly free
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don't worry ally. if you ran me over with your bike I'd forgive you because you're so cute.
(a mini comic for @aretaix 's fic Come In!)
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#puyo puyo#ally#rafisol#my stuff#i am very sorry for double tagging(on here and on bsky)#(also i hope i tagged the right blog.. this is the one you use for writing...? should i have tagged a different one)#these are the joys of crossposting#i hope you like it though. i really love this fic i love meet-cutes that threaten bodily harm(joke)#i do apologize for not getting a lot of the actual setting in; its just a lot of grey sky and not enough buildings#i know you said you liked the atmosphere of steam city (very valid i like it too) so i hope i got that a bit even without buildings#but thats enough from me. all to say i like your fic very much and i wanted to draw something because of it :)#(and ofc the same disclaimer applies here as it does everywhere else- if you are in any way uncomfortable about me tagging your blog#or linking something that you made#please let me know and i will take it down and/or change stuff no problem)
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actually kind of crazy how quick phil was in clearing the air when saying the gorillas were gay, but not together. like i've never ever heard him say that. he only calls himself and dan gay all the time--
#and yet. no disclaimer. curious.#and dont come in here saying 'well obviously he had to say it cause the gorillas are brothers' did he though. like i think its implied#like it is extremely clear to me. we all laughed in 2015 when it happened bc dan and phil playing brothers was hysterical#like we Know#even dan was like damn alright mr specificity here tonight. so even he didnt think it was necessary. curious.#curious i say.#dnp#c.text#dan and phil#phan#dnptit
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pup gang crime list:
threw a basketball at jakes head once because he is old
htrew a strawbebby on the ground and was kicking it. it wasnt alive
pup gang punishment:
the princess speaks very nastily to them. publically.
they are not allowed to show their faces around her
also they offered to give up their rights as candy citizens and go live with lemongrab and it was not fun. its not really a punishment but everyone around them was treating it as one and they offered to take it so long as pb paid their mothers. i want to mention it.
marshmallow kid crime list:
set themselves on fire regularly to run at their enemies and then leave their melty skin on the ground
swindle over 500 dollars every day
fight the other kids off their street corners
scrape food off the ground and bring it to the charity orphanage sale
marshmallow kid punishment
camping with finn
encouragement to go to school which they accept delightedly
#ok disclaimer yes the pup gang says that they need amnesty for 'past crimes.' but we dont see them. it still seems unbalanced#the mallow kids did have to see finn almost die. but so did the pup gang to be fair.#you guys cant see but i have like 5 disjointed drafts across two blogs because ive gone crazy. thinking about candy people again#adventure time#not art#like why is . why is it so unbalanced. OK the marshmallow kids remind her of finn as a young lad <3 but like the pup gang are kids too#theyre just annoying. the mallow kids know how to do the charming little lad voice. so pb likes them#oh pb does not like you if you are annoying. she says its okay but i have proof she is not okay with it. and will just leave you to die.#she'll cry about it though š she'll say she feels REAL bad. but there were options besides exile tbh.#im literally not a pb hater! i just think shes so. tasty. and ilove to look at how she treats the . candy people. and similar#vulnerable people shes in charge of and can decide the fate of. hey lets all rewatch the suitor right now and discuss consent#neither braco NOR PB got it. from the other party. peps did. ogdoad did. but pb just said you can ONLY be happy with ROBO WIFE! and braco#said i dont. think. this is okay with me. but then he left forever.#and its OK! because braco was a weird annoying freak so its fine /SARCASM fucking LET THE MAN. discuss his own fate. with you.#every time i try to stop talking abt braco it happens again so im just going to leave all this here. i literally erased like 4 braco rants#its all intertwined. how pb treats her people. the pup gang and braco and james and cinnamon bun. its all related.#'ezra is the wizard city guy' clerical error im the candy people guy forever and always but wizard city is really close second
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#oxventure#oxventure in the dark#oxventure deadlands#oxventure wyrdwood#CorazĆ³n de Ballena#Dob Oxventure#Merilwen Oxventure#Barnaby Fortescue III#Barnaby ''The Butcher'' Fortescue III#Silas Flint#Edie Valentine#Cressida Blackwater#Happen Oxventure#Willowfine Oxventure#Morven Hellwain#Robin Oatcake#also quick disclaimer I'm putting on this just in case#this is a funny little fandom post so it'smeant to he lighthearted and fun#being a know-it-all and saying smth like ''well actually morven and robin aren't full brunettes''#or ''actually I think CorazĆ³n's (or Willowfine's) hair is black'' or ''op you forgot [insert some character you think has brown hair here]'#is not welcome#but on a happier note: shout out to queer-ghosts for writing most of the image description#<- for easier access but I don't feel like going thru everything to tag all the memes I made#idk why that tag isn't working#egg's memes#egg's edits
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You guys remember when you could just do the whole "Title minus Hero of part = nickname" thing to differentiate all the Links in the regular Zelda fandom without lu stans instantly thinking this is about them somehow (despite the comic itself never even using those nicknames) and going absolutely haywire? Those were the good times lmao
(Seriously though it's been a thing since the 2000's in the general fandom and is still common everywhere else that isn't tumblr/ao3, where it's only stopped because of all the harassment. Jojo from LinkedUniverse didn't invent the concept of crossovers. No, not even Link's Meets. Like. Cmon)
#legend of zelda#linked universe#<- on account of a noticable trend of this happening a lot lately#but rn instigated by scrolling past a fic where the author got#*bullied into turning their story into lu*#because it ^reads as lu^ (aka used the Zelda fandom nicknames)#by GETTING STALKED AND THEIR ADRESS DOXED#like. wtf#and it's not like this is a new or one-off thing.#Just look at all the other Links Meets comics that either have to plaster not lu everywhere#or quit#or will never even begin to exist#because people know they'd have to deal with this if they ever tried getting their stories out#bro I recently saw Regular Ass Zelda Fanart with a gigantic disclaimer not to tag as lu#because apparently Hero of Time angst is lu now#lu anon hate harassment / death threats / doxing is like the lu fandom's oldest ^drama^#except it never ceased#really though ^it reads as lu^ because there's two Links in a room.#lol. lmao even#and before anyone starts again:#i just suck at conveying emotions through text without using emoticons#the vibe here is /hj#or half-serious#not meant to be read in any angry or rantful tone that may be interpreted out of it#imagine an XD at the end of every sentence#except for the one about doxing#ok? >v<#TLDR#that one ^when you mean the girls and gays can you include me too^ meme
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#this is gonna be contingent on how much progress i make in the upcoming TRFSB chapters btw#i know i never followed up re: my last few polls for Halloween and Christmas - sorry abt that#TRFSB takes up all of my creative energy ahaha#so i have to add the disclaimer here too#i have a lot of things i'd like to do but to be determined if i can actually make the time to do them#it's just good to know what you might like to see :)#so thank you in advance
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need to get off reddit bc if i see one more post from an incoming transplant wondering if theyāll ābe able to survive on a salary of 85k?? š„ŗā iām going to commit a crime
#mandatory disclaimer about capitalism and how you can still struggle financially with a six figure salary etc etc#but that is notttt what these people are talking about like they are not concerned about paying off debt or saving#literally just. day to day#maybe iām just jaded bc i know i probably wonāt make more than that in my career ever#which is fine by me i have long since made my peace with it#but idk i just canāt wrap my mind around the lifestyle you must be used to where 85k a year in a hcol city is genuinely stressing you out#that is more than you need to live comfortably here even š and all the replies are always like#āyou can but youāll have to budget :/ get ready to give up takeout for the next eight months :/ā#sigh. i just donāt understand#maybe iām missing something#/astro posts#actually i wonāt get off reddit bc i reference the labrats subreddit at least once a day at work to troubleshoot something#but. in spirit im setting that website ablaze
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hi i dont know who else uses mastodon but i made one here hiiiii so ueah im thinking of basically considering this as kind of an extension to my neocities probably maybe .?? like ill have my art threads and in hashtags and i can also truly go ramble about nothing and whatever if the mood ever strikes. iunno
#fediverse is such a strange sounding term it feels like it should mean Something Else#i truly have no idea how Social i will be there moreso as opposed to just logging my things down in a publicly viewable location#i dont know why ive become so socialphobic lately. im probably not doing well but i am trying to nurse myself back to health#like a sickly baby bird#and mastodon is a shredded paper lined shoebox thats been calling my name#obligatory disclaimer who knows how much i will use mastodon AT ALL. i might never post again. who knows#well ill probably keep posting tonight regardless because i want to post some of my art ive been scraping from my tumblrs#im not jumping ship on tumblr. yet anyway! but i AM setting up a gay little liferaft that can take me to a small island at any time#and im currently standing here handing out to you all little pamphlets about my gay little liferaft#just yknow. in case anyone wants to come play desert island with me#sorry i cant stop speaking in circles. im yoinked sloppy rn#but not sloppy enough. save me substancesā
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yapping
#my honest opinion of my own blog#i never took it seriously tbh#i just wanted to express how i feel and have fun#poor me im a tkker so yea i had to defend my viewpoint on that#anyway#i really like jk#(at the moment)#iāve known about him since 2017 but the amount of attention ive paid to him or bts always fluctuate#and this is all strange because not too long ago i was like very queerphobic yea i was#which is very confusing#bcz i already knew i was queer but then i just went backwards bcs i was scared#im only out to one person#so ig blogging is just a chill way for me to express myself bcz idk any of u#im not scared of anyone here#there are no irl repercussions really#i just wanna be down bad in peace#thx#ik at least one person is thinkinf āwhy do u keep spammin and why r u down bad all the timeā im 18 hope that helps#and#my sense of humor is kinda oddd#but its fine since some people enjoy it lol#tho some other ppl might hate me for it. not everything is for everyone after all#uhhh#what else#i try my best to restrain myself but i have a lot to say#a lot of things i dont really get to say in any other place#not āto anyone i know#i can be a bit dramatic or argumentative or kinda just not thorough at times and tbh idc i prefer to have fun#i feel like i dont keep up with everything as much as other ppl or i mostly talk abt trivial things but tbh its stress-free to b like this#this could be a good pinned post disclaimer or something but no just analyzing myself
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the fact that doctors can just Recommend Weight Loss with no instructions beyond āeat healthier/lessā is actually insane to me, i lost weight on purpose ONCE and it took me like 6 years to recover a semi-normal relationship with food and hunger
#uhh#disordered eating cw#just in case#mumbling#like jfc i know iām not the first to say it and my experience is relatively SO tame#but it STILL fucked with my head for YEARS#and most people donāt go nearly that long between weight loss attempts at all for basically their whole lives!!!!!#and weāre so blasĆ© about it like yeah just eat less to lose weight#and so few people talk about the really weird shit that phase of my life taught me even though they seem like pretty universal things#like when you lose weight deliberately by denying yourself food you get COLD#you get cold and you get in your head and you get sad itās like being less alive#the times iāve lost weight/recomped on accident (by doing smth that makes me move moreā getting better sleep etc)#itās been WARM#burn hotter move freer feel happier#and also the way hunger feels when youāve been denying yourself food for an extended time is NOT the same as baseline hunger#itās actually kind of wild that we use the same word to describe both feelings like that shit is NOT the same#that shit is not ābeing really hungryā itās a fuckin. blood curse or some shit you feel straight up unhinged#and i should disclaim here i am not talking large amounts of weight#iāve fluctuated over i think a 20lb range max since reaching close to my adult height and thatās a guesstimate#but even in my relatively unremarkable little experiences here the way deliberate weight loss fucked with my brain is absurd to me#iām fine now have been for years but seriously thinking back on it the fact that this is routine medical advice. unreal
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Valentine Vuong is a transfemme they/them enby, I am not accepting criticism at this time š
#wednesday spoilers#deadpool spoilers#not impressed with Val's character design in this issue suddenly having MASSIVE BAZONGAS#combined with Tasky misgendering them (without acknowledgement or correction)#it really feels like the narrative intent was to make SURE we know they're AFAB#so it was clear that the Valenpool closure convo was between Wade and A GIRL#hey marvel writers. I see your āDeadpool has to be with a girlā and raise you āthat girl has a dick and Wade LOVES itā#ugh. idk. the whole thing is leaving a bad taste in my mouth#Val's previous character designs did suggest afab but not strongly#their agab wasn't confirmed either way and I really liked that#because like? it's not our business? what's in their pants or down their shirt?#(obligatory disclaimer that of course enbies and transmascs can have a majestic rack and still be 100% their gender)#(I know a lot of pre-op and non-op trans men!)#(but in this specific context that doesn't feel like what they were trying to convey)#(in an ideal world there would be be more than one enby character in the entire fucking universe š)#(so the burden of āgood representationā wouldn't be all on Val's shoulders)#(but here we are. and so the small choices they make about the character have a HUGE impact)#I guess the curse of being a comics fan is hating the portrayal of your fave 90% of the time#still it's disappointing#ANYWAY Val makes their own E#and they bought those [redacted] with merc money and they were worth every penny#valentine vuong#deadpool (2024)#valenpool#deadpool#wade wilson#gender blender#water logs
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"Chattanooga Shoe Shine Boy," featuring Leroy Daniels, from episode 8 of The Jacksons Variety Show. Leroy Daniels was a singing and dancing shoeshiner who appeared in The Band Wagon with Fred Astaire.
#and (this is all info from wiki. disclaimer) he was the only black dancer fred astaire danced with in a movie#michael loved the band wagon and drew inspiration from it for the Smooth Criminal and You Rock My World videos#that part was from my head. source: trust me bro#i'm glad i tracked the guy's name down!!!! i didn't know if it was Anybody bc his name wasn't in any of the credits. just a voiceover#anyways!#michael's outfit here is a mystery to me. i like his madeline style hat with the ribbon. shorts are great always.#michael jackson#the jackson 5#the jacksons#jacksons variety show#leroy daniels#the jacksons era
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chat...
has anyone seen alton brown and sam reich in the same room together at the same time
because if not we should really get on that i think they could cook
#alton brown#cutthroat kitchen#sam reich#dropout game changer#dropout#get it? cook? they could cook? because he? c o o k?#i dunno i just think the two funkiest white men i've seen need to team up for maximum sadism purposes#disclaimer i don't know anything about alton brown like as a guy#but i know he is like easily the cuntiest individual on mainstream reality television in the modern day#jonathan property brother being a distant but still strong second place#'reality television' here meaning 'shit i can safely and casually watch with my mother if i want and it also is not fictional'#*'mainstream reality television' my bad i mistyped but i ain't retyping all that
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I occasionally wish to reach out to old friends/acquaintances I haven't spoken to since high school/some other even earlier time in my life, but I have SOOO little social energy even for required tasks (like making dr phone calls or etc), I never have any leftover for extra ones, and it would be very odd to message someone I haven't spoken to in like 5 years out of the blue but then take 4 entire months to respond back lol.. My natural curiosity with nostalgia/collecting details of the past/etc. (literally if I were born a little earlier I would definitely do scrapbooking or something lol) is very strong, but, alas, not strong enough to beat out the Social Issues Demons apparently
#facebook always does that 'here's a post from this day 8 years ago' thing. and I see old comments interacting#with people and it's so like.. OOOOO~~ where are they now?? what's going on? how much have they changed as people?#how much are they the same? this is fascinating. i should contact them!!' but then it's like... take that to it's logical conclusion though#you would contact them and then IF they even responded it would take you 80 years to respond and then they would#think there was something wrong or that you were trying to be insulting or something. To contact anyone I need to include an 85 page#disclaimer of all of my social issues & mental illness things. 'If i take 3 weeks to reply I promise it has nothing to do with u' etc lol#THIS is why more people need to be into phone calls/voice calls/some form of audio real time communication/etc.#I think one of the main things that's hard about messaging through text for me is it's so unscheduled and open ended#(plus it takes forever if you're talking about anything in detail and gets very long very quickly)#because like you can send a message and then just get a reply whenever. and then you're expected to reply back whenever#so it's like you never know when the response will come or when a new obligation to reply can come up? so it's like this sudden thing with#no outline?? if that makes sense. whereas a phone call is very like 'hello let's schedule a call from 10am - 2pm on thursday'. And you know#EXACTLY when the interaction will start and EXACTLY when it will end and you can plan around it in your schedule easily.#I have the reverse thing of a lot of people (how people don't pick up phone calls/hate calls/only text)#I would literally talk on the phone with a stranger. I would have a discord voice chat with someone I barely know.#if someone I hardly even remember from elementary school asked to have a voice call with me out of nowhere I would do it.#but if a stranger MESSAGED me?? or someone I barely know sent me a TEXT or something?? I will never reply probably#It's just too vague and weird. and you can't read voice tone over text. and the interaction could last forever with no clear end#point and etc. etc. But a call is like. set. established. clear boundaries. you can read the flow of conversation better. rapport. etc. etc#I get that I guess people feel more anonymous or distanced over text?? but you can have fake phone numbers on the computer. or do like disc#rd calls. or zoom without a camera or etc. etc. Also the distance that's present in text is BAD distance because it just means that tone is#not conveyed properly and you will never truly get a sense of the person's conversational vibe or mannerisms or how well you really click.#ANYWAY ghgjh...... I'm so so so interested in concepts of like.. How did that one kid I used to talk to in elementary school#but then they moved away in 5th grade - how did they end up? what are they doing now?? etc. etc. Like despite the severe social anhedonia#and general lack of connection with others I'm just really fascinated in like.. idk. the human development of it all and like#the concept of how we're actually a million different people through the course of our lives ever evolving in different iterations and etc.#PLUS again. i love nostalgia. sometimes old peple you know might remember a shared memory or can tell you about something you forgot#or etc. like it's SUCH A COOL THING in CONCEPT but I am too socially inept generally speaking lol. which people I still talk to today are#familiar with my 'phone call once every few months' communication style. but strangers would just be like... wtf. And I don't blame them#Sure I literally cannot change the physical health + brain issues i have - but also I know enough to not put others through that lol
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