#cutthroat kitchen

[murderandcoffee]

alton brown could do saw but jigsaw couldn't do cutthroat kitchen

[catgurltreats]

Transfems need this power

[thecompletebookworm]

Cutthroat Kitchen walked so Gastronauts could run.

[cashthecomposer]

I absolutely love cooking shows that have an absolutely off the wall premise, and refuse to watch anything else.

Cutthroat Kitchen- you can SABOTAGE your fellow cooks, but you have to buy them with your prize money. Alton Brown is 1 egg away from being institutionalized.

Crime Scene Kitchen- figure out what was cooked, and duplicate it. Make the right thing badly? You're fine! Make the wrong thing absolutely beautifully, so perfectly that the judges cry from the pure and wonderful flavor? You're fucked go HOME.

Is It Cake? You must make a cake look like a thing and then people must guess which thing is cake among a group of the things. The judge then tries to cut open a shoe with a butter knife. Chaos.

Are there any other cooking shows out there that clearly show that at least one executive out there still has a sense of humor?

[retrograde-eyestrain]

Hi, I'm Jet Tila, and I don't care what you've been through.

[victusinveritas]

[spliced-dice]

can someone better in Photoshop than I am please edit together an image of Sam Reich in Alton's brown Cutthroat Kitchen: Circus spectacular suit? Or Alton brown in the average Sam Reich Game Changer get up?

This image has been described as

"Virtually identical"

And

"This is like Sam Reich for my mom"

thank you

[magnetothemagnificent]

Cutthroat Kitchen and the challenge is that the chefs can only use ingredients that would be found in my (kosher, vegetarian, and autistic) kitchen

[sluttyquarantinetheory]

At some point as a child I just decided Alton Brown was gay. I have no idea when or why. So now I'm watching cutthroat kitchen and he's like "make a quesadilla with my wife's hair straightener". Anyways did y'all know Alton Brown isn't gay 'cause I fucking didn't.

[finhere]

I would do unspeakable things to see Eliot Spencer on an episode of cutthroat kitchen

[puppygirltreats]

Alton Brown: Explain what you made today chef

Chef Andy: Hello Simon, Today I made an infinite amount of food for you

Simon looks to his left to see the table extends far into the ever expansive darkness, a banquet, a feast, one made to honor the Gods: It is a technical show of skills, chef

[briarlily]

Best cutthroat kitchen episode is definitely the one where big man smashes a coconut with his bare hands and tells his opponent it's his head, but the runner up is probably where the first round challenge is to make toast and one chef forgets to get bread.

[catgurltreats]

<Alton Brown voice> you have 30 minutes to create 🫵your take... on a Scooby Doo-looking ass sandwich. You all know this of course, unreasonably large slices of bread with stacks of toppings stacked high, usually with an olive on top. I'm sure you've already envisioned what you're going for and your 60 second shopping time begins <checks watch> NOW!!

[narrative-driven-off-a-cliff]

I am SO TIRED of people comparing Sam Reich to Ruff Ruffman! I've been practicing Game Show Host Husbandry for years and any owner worth their points would CLEARLY see that Ruff Ruffman is a purebred Silly Host. Sam on the other hand is a CLEAR Mischeif breed - a crossbreed between Silly and Evil (think Alton Brown, although he's not purebred - he has a bit of Documentarian in him). I understand the confusion between Silly and Mischievous, but PLEASE stop spreading misinformation! This leads Mischief owners to care for their GSHs as Evil or Silly when in fact they have entirely different diets and enrichment methods!

[infinite-archive]

Watched Cutthroat Kitchen for the first time recently. There really is just a genre of TV show titled "Psychological Torture Game Show," isn't there?

The people crave shows where contestants leave with trust issues.

[too-many-blorbos]

Mindy in "Cutthroat Kitchen"

AKA, a silly idea I had while watching Alton Brown torture chefs