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A demon simply called The Brother. It doesn't have siblings or any family, and it's ambiguous whether that creature itself is even male at all. It just keeps turning everything and everyone into broth.

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So like an hour ago I just lear🪨︵︵ned that— what the fuck was that. Someone just skipped a rock across my post did you see that

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hi. i made some images.

feel free to take them and use for whatever you may need them for. no credit required

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why would they haunt people if theres no profit incentive

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in case you’re not watching the super bowl halftime show: kendrick lamar did indeed perform “not like us” and looked directly in the camera and smiled when he said “say drake, i hear you like em young”

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you could post just the word “bush” (kate? george w? hw? vegetation? pubic hair?) and someone will reply “well i shave because of sensory issues” regardless

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dealer: I've got a new strain for you, this ones called Two Pair. You'll be bloinked out of your mind

me: I doubt it, but okay

(20 minutes later)

me: dude is this just a hand of playing cards

my buddy, pacing: yeah what did you think "dealer" meant

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Me: if Tommyinnit's so great why isn't there a Tommyinnit 2?

Tommyinnit 2:

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I was gonna make a joke about how I say “I need to go the circus again” the way people used to say they need to go to the sea to balance their humors. But I realized the circus balances humors too

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my friends will be playing balatro in the voice call and they'll suddenly freak out and say something like "No WAY bro this hand is CRAZY" and I'll look over and see this

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