#like. ROLLS ON THE GROUND

[deerlisteners]

thinking abt felix being protective of areadbhar and feeling entirely normal about it actually

[nova-rpv]

reviving for pride w the trans bisexaul ever

dont forget your daily clicks!!

[hyunpic]

HYUNJIN | JJAM 240808 MCOUNTDOWN

[ivoryratdoggerythethird]

dazai making up a whole language with fyodor that no one else can understand is amazing but imagine him using codes that, very objectively speaking, you could crack, it's just that no normal person would ever make the insane leaps in logic that it requires. except for someone familiar with dazai's weird thinking patterns, that is.

i just love the idea of dazai's unhinged antics being dialed up to an eleven when he was in the port mafia, and oda being the only one who simply wouldn't bat an eye at it but chuuya was the only one who would actually get it.

like imagine ango at the end of the jailbreak, his boss saying he should allow himself to sigh and lean back and maybe indulge himself, pat him on the shoulder, tell him what he pulled off reading heart rates wasn't easy and he should be proud for being able to keep up with such a plan

but ango i-drank-with-teenage-dazai-and-also-had-the-records-for-every-soukoku-mission sakaguchi can only remember the time dazai was like using greek sign language through his breathing patterns to communicate from a submarine from beneath the pacific ocean or something, and chuuya could not fathom how no one else could understand him.

and that was the day mori signed off on skk being exclusive partners because every subordinate in the room was crying tears of blood by the time chuuya finished explaining which blood pressure level was warning them about a bomb, which blinking sequence was him conveying the vault password and which series of inhales was just him calling mori a bitch.

(ango also pointedly did not want to think about how smug dazai had looked after the mission when mori confirmed skk would only be each others' partners for efficiency and to maintain everyone else's sanity

or about how when he called chuuya to tell him about dazai's prison break scheme he could only get like 3 out of 276 steps into the plan before chuuya rolled his eyes, said "got it" then hung up and pulled the whole thing off without a hitch.)

[zephyrchama]

Asmo's wake-up call

You sensed that were you were not alone and gradually stirred from your sleep. Upon turning over and opening your eyes, an ethereal sight greeted you.

Asmodeus. Head resting on his arms, he leaned against the side of your bed like a fairy tale royal. His skin looked smooth and glistening. His eyes were as clear as an untouched tropical sea. Not a single hair was out of place. Artists would go to battle to acquire a muse even half as wonderful.

Your eyes felt crusty. Even half-closed, the light (or maybe just Asmodeus) was too bright and forced you to squint. Your limbs were inelegantly splayed out across the bed, with a sheet corner tangled around your ankle. There was a spot of dried drool at the corner of your mouth.

"What." That was all you could muster to say. What time was it? What was he doing there? What was going on? It was the prelude to many questions on your mind.

"Oh, you're awake? Good morning, sleepy head!" Asmodeus beamed at you, showing off flawlessly white teeth. Every tooth was perfect. You stared while waiting for your brain to turn on.

"I wanted us to hang out today," he continued, "so I came to see what you were doing. Sleeping in! It was sooo cute. Even now, look at you!"

You felt like a rotten moss-covered log in the forest out back. Asmodeus raised his D.D.D. and started snapping away, preserving the moment for eternity in images. That was a more alarming wake-up call.

Your brain urged its cells to move faster with a spike of adrenaline. Your hand lunged at Asmodeus' arm, grabbing his wrist, trying to sit your body upright. It was always so startling how soft his skin felt. Today's fragrance was something fruity. "What are you doing...?" you managed to say.

Asmodeus grabbed your hand back with delight. "So affectionate in the morning! I love it. I want to make sure I capture all of these adorable moments." You heard more shutter sounds, a whole burst of them.

Nope. Not while you looked like a spoiled potato in bed. This meant war.

[forgetful-nerd]

As much as I’d love to have a wholesome TMNT Crossover where instead of having to face the some worlds-ending horrors they all take a giant turtle-pile nap (because damn all these turtles need one) I know it can never be.

Because realistically, that sort of crossover would end with 2012!Raph trying to smother 2003! Raph with his pillow for snoring like a chainsaw.

[ahollowgrave]

-- a safe place to land.

[om0000]

well rendered westley jumpscare

[myuminji]

Gone too far I cannot return

[sableeira]

oh Dazai definitely drove Chuuya crazy when they had to share a bed during missions.

[demigod-of-the-agni]

wip

[maythray]

dumb idiot doesnt know about celestial events

[your-unfriendlyghost]

“aka “the movie that made me understand why folks are into men”” getting some awakenings there aren’t you Casper /silly

Pfft whaaaat nooooo, ‘course not, what-

[absurdfish77]

i’ve been thinking about this all day at work but i like to imagine that after riku reaches out for sora in ddd and has the moment of

oh he’s not actually there

and pulls away, that in the moment where sora is all excited to see him and hugging him after waking up

that riku reaches back out for his face again and just being able to feel the warmth from his cheek and having sora safe and in front of him, all happy to see riku is safe as well, he just melts into it, feeling content and happy to have sora in his life and can be near him like this

[catocappuccino]

[daryls-crossbow16]

I JUST FINISHED BLADE 2 AND THEY FUCKING EXPLODED MY HUSBAND SCUD WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK HE WAS JUST A SILLY GOOFY GUY 🙁🙁🙁🙁🙁🙁🙁