#like when you have a pet bird. the bird will SCREAM and it won't listen to you telling it to stop

[piplicious]

I am a firm believer in the fact that Pip should be bullied less because he is a sweet boy who was done no wrong but my friend hates him cuz he thinks hes annoying whats your take on this

hes not annoying™️ annoying he's just a little brit. he cant help it. he needs his healthy dose of tally ho to stay healthy

[sol-consort]

Don’t you just love humans ability to make music out of just about anything? A human on the Citadel snags a few empty barrels, pipes, and metal rods from the dump and they have a makeshift drumset. We can play a song with a cup, wine glasses filled with water, spoons. Can you imagine being an alien going about your day on the Citadel and you hear what sounds like music and think ‘wow, what a funky little instrument, wonder what that is’ then as you get closer to the sound and it’s one of the hairless apes hitting a pile of trash with sticks and it actually sounds good?

Not only do we make music as easily as drumming our fingers, but it's in our nature. We look for patterns everywhere, it's our way of survival and music just happened to be the greatest pattern of all.

Which is why we can't help but be attracted to rhythms, why we keep making peotry and songs. Why the best way to remember something is to make it into a melody that our brain will latch onto.

And we have the perfect instruments for music! Our hands! Most of the other species won't even be able to play our instruments because they're either missing a finger or two, or their fingers resemble claws more. Yet I think humans would be able to play most of their instruments.

Even our babies who haven't became self aware yet are born adoring music, humming to them quiets them down, and hearing a song calms them.

Birds who adore singing are known to replicate humans, so many times they fall in love with how melodic some of our words sound and repeat it, or they hear a human song and replicate the rhythm to the best of their ability.

I always imagine human bands, musicians and singers to become galactic celebrities after first contact. Because it's not just songs, it's also a way to tell a tale, a way to share an experience or to vent emotions. Songs can range from being educational to children and to being empowering for adults. Music has exist far before life has, how beautiful it is that we developed ears and brains to listen to it? Be it the falling of raindrops that just aligned right to make a rhythm or the melody of a bird waking us up at the morning.

Human armies have a song for marching, human sports teams have a cheer song, even protests shouts are catchy rhythms. Music is much more than art to us, it is in our blood.

Ever been in an online game late at night with friends and one of you starts singing just randomly? Every screamed a song at the top of your lungs during a car ride? Ever sang to your pet be it an animal or plant?

I think drell and turians would be the most attracted to human singing voices and instruments. The way we make it seem seamless, the way our voices can range from crystal clear to high notes and deep lows. That's especially impressive to drell who always have this raspy tone in theirs, how much loud we are capable of screaming and how much emotion we can put into whispers.

Turians would adore human metal music, I just know it. They love the electric guitars only our fingers can play, the love the loud drums and hard beat. They like the meaning of these songs, especially the rebellious ones that encourages them to seek freedom and go against everything their turian society raised them upon.

It'd be very sweet for the aliens to hear our romantic music for the first time. Maybe they get invited to a human wedding and fall in love with the pure melody of the piano, the soft voice singing songs of adoration. Especially the asair would love the "thousands years" song.

Salarians realise human songs actually have a calming effect on them. Maybe a human sings to their salarian friend while bored at work and they notice them visibly relax when they're normally such a busy bee.

[almacambiondaughterofsaleos]

I get frustrated when I see people argue that the people who complain about stellas writing just can't handle an evil woman, or don't care about men who suffer abuse from their female partners. Like no that is not why I find stellas writing bad--Cersei lannaster was great, and still evil.

The issue is that stella was made as bad as possible to make stolas look better. Because she's now a super abuser now any possible issues she had with stolas during their relationship are moot. Which to me is a problem when the main focus of the story seems to be the relationship between blitz and stolas.

Now we can't have a similar moment between stella and stolas that we had between blitz and verosika. Stolas doesn't have to reflect on issues he had in his past relationship that are now affecting his current relationship with blitz. Instead the show only has blitz reflect on his past, making it seem as if every issue between them is his fault.

And even with as little screen time as we get with stella and how bad she is, I can see where Viv could have stella rightfully pissed at stolas even before he cheated. Stolas is horrible at paying attention to people or listening to them. If it's not something he's super into he's not interested. He doesn't pick up on Via hating lulu land or that blitz wasn’t happy with their arrangement until its thrown in his face.

Though it's a joke we see him do this with stella when she's yelling about taking hit out on him infront of his face. He's reading a book, totally not even hearing her. Now that's she always been abusive you can chalk that up to him learning to shut out his abuser. Instead of him always ignoring stella even before their marriage went south. Stella can't tell him that she tried to make their marriage work too but he never listened to what she had to say or payed attention to her, always lost in his own world. That maybe the reason she started screaming at him was because that was the only way he'd even actually listen to her (mirroring him and blitz, where stolas didn't realize the deep problems in their relationship until blitz literally screamed it at him).

I think it's one of the reasons why people are so harsh on stolas, because we know he won't get that self reflection blitz did. Instead he's portrayed as a sad dude, with the toughest life, doing his best. Naive, and a bit to soft, not actively wrong sometimes. Ironically I think if stella had been written better, stolas would be too. She could still do bad things, like hiring striker; verosika still has bad coping methods for dealing with her hurt over blitz, but at least her and stolas's relationship would have a bit more depth, and be used to help stolas become a better partner for blitz (since that is vivs intention, even if i dont like it).

It's this. Stella is just a plot device for sympathy like Octavia is for Stolas. Although in this case, she is used to excuse his abusive behavior towards Blitzo, his neglectful parenting, and even more his cheating. The abuse is just a cover for his character and it makes people think he's above criticism about his horrid actions. As said before, if you notice his behavior then you realize there are so many valid reasons why it should be a two way street because as you said that bird is selectively oblivious and doesn't understand anyone else's feelings. And again they say him being sheltered is why he is this way then again you could use that same excuse as Stella and yet she's not given that because the narrative lets her be treated like an adult like the creator's pet. I agree. I do think if they didn't excuse Stolas it would give him depth and give him more self-reflections s a person so he can be better for Blitzo rather than Blitzo have to always suck his pain to make Stolas feel better.

[obeythebutler]

Requests are open! Can i ask for MC with a pet parrot? And the parrot is always repeating random phrases it heard throughout the day which may or may not reveal a few brothers' schemes? Bonus, the parrot has incredible hearing and can hear everything in a 100 meters radius. Even Lucifer isn't safe from having a few embarrassing mutterings outed by the parrot. And imagine Satan's and Mammon's schemes failing 'cause the parrot snitched to Luci and they can't do anything 'cause MC loves it.

Brothers React To MC With A Parrot That Repeats Random Phrases Throughout The Day

LUCIFER

If he has known that the damned bird would say such thing he would never have allowed it in the first place...!

At least it was a parrot, not a cat or a dog, fairly easy for him, and Lucifer allowed MC to keep the parrot in the house. The problem was, he soon started allowing the parrot in his room while he did paperwork, and often motioned for the parrot to pass him a pen,which it did.

And Lucifer, after watching a good play, has the habit of rambling and reciting his favourite parts, and what better listening partner than the parrot?

He never knew that it would recite the things he said! Safe to say, he won't ever allow the parrot in a hundred mile radius of him.

And that time when he was in a grumpy mood while drinking coffee in the kitchen, and the parrot, shamelessly, in front of his brothers, started quoting, " I fucking swear Mammon I will hang you from the roof of the house one day."

And why was the parrot moaning at the breakfast table, dictating graphic words....

Lucifer doesn't need to threaten Mammon now, because the parrot does.

As much as Lucifer claims to dislike the parrot, he can't disagree that it's his ally sometimes.

Satan's and Belphegor's schemes to make his life miserable? Not happening any more. Mammon's money-making schemes? Not a chance.

But it swears like a sailor! Seriously, which one of you taught the parrot to swear?! What do you mean it's him?! And why does it proclaim it's love at random times?!

He's only tolerating it for MC's sake, he swears as he teaches the parrot to dictate subtle threats to his brothers...

MAMMON

It's a bird! It's lovely! But everything comes with a price...

The parrot was something Mammon grew found of quickly, always sneaking it pieces of fruits and veggies. The parrot also listens well, so what better partner for his get-rich schemes than the bird?

But the damn thing recited his plans, in the living room, and everyone heard it...

His back was screaming in pain when he managed to break free from the ropes...Betrayal of the highest degree!

And the parrot now threatens him like Lucifer! He swears wherever he goes he can feel the parrot's eyes staring into his very soul, reminding him to not do anything that would bring Lord Diavolo shame or the consequences would be bad....

The parrot started mimicking Beel's feral state when he was hungry...and now Mammon goes and tosses snacks at Beel whenever he hears the parrot speak in that tone...

One time he was planning to sneak a vase and sell it in the back market for some sweet Grimm but the parrot looked at him, straight into his soul and screamed,

" Mammmmooonnn...!"

Satan's and Belphegor's schemes have started failing due to the parrot, and hidden secrets are coming to light...

Also, who taught it to curse ?! And say I love you..?!

He's only bearing the bird for MC's sake, says Mammon as he offers it a piece of fruit.

LEVIATHAN

Ugh, normie with a normie pet. Get a Henry!

The parrot was tolerable at first, as long as it didn't touch any of his Ruri-Chan figurines and meddle with his things. Levi might have even grown found of him, reciting to it anime openings, and teaching him the lines of the Lord of Shadows and Henry, and the parrot seemed to listen...until....

The parrot started gushing about a hentai he was watching, complete with tone of voice and Levi's comments! This is betrayal, you backstabber parrot!

The parrot ensured that Mammon's schemes never came to be successful, which they already weren't though...

Satan's and Belphegor's pranks also started failing....although Levi adores the peace and quiet, there's no amusement left anymore!

And what to you mean he taught the parrot to curse?! Oh...that's what he screams during my gaming raids...

But he never called Lucifer an insufferable goat! And who taught it to say I love you? Asmo?

At least the parrot is good friends with Henry and knows some of Henry's lines...

When a new episode of Ruri-Chan releases, both Levi and the parrot scream together.

Even if the parrot sometimes snatches chips and snacks out of his hand, he's still tolerable compared to normies...

SATAN

A parrot...was an interesting creature as a pet...still, nothing to a cat. Speaking of which, he'll have to keep his feline companions away from the parrot, lest he come back and finds only feathers on the ground....

The bird wasn't that bad of a hassle...at first. It would sit silently most of the times and contend itself with fiddling with sticks and pencils. Satan tried a lot of times to get it to talk, but it never did, until that one day when he cursed and the parrot parroted it back in front of Lucifer.

Finally, someone said it to his face. But the parrot never said that particular curse word again, instead choosing to say...even filthier words, even worse than what Asmo used to shout in bed.

The drawback was..that the parrot heard every prank he and Belphegor planned, hence ruining their efforts. How does it have such a sharp hearing?!

And Mammon, his every scheme wasn't even able to start, because of the damned parrot.

The bird has an..odd habit of proclaiming love at random times...Satan wonders why...

And the anime openings, oh the anime openings! Levi could be already heard singing them in the bath, and now the parrot too?! He's considering moving out...

And the parrot once meowed as a cat, and then proceeded to coo and go 'pspsps' like Satan does...he doesn't know whether to be embarrassed or proud!

ASMODEUS

A parrot? Lovely ! Just the perfect addition for his Devilgram!

Asmodeus had pulled out his phone and started taking pictures in a flash but then the parrot pulled at his earring...

The photoshoot ended quickly. Now he will not wear his flower earrings in front of the bird, because it lunges for them at him!

He tried to teach the parrot a few words..but guess what it learnt? That's right, Asmodeus's dirty talking when he had company over.

Breakfast never tasted better with the sound of moans and pleas to go faster or harder. Lucifer gave Asmodeus a look, but even he couldn't do anything because MC was laughing in a corner while clutching their stomach...

The parrot is a lovely bird to go for gossip! It recites his skincare routine every night! That's why he wants to keep the parrot close..

Satan and Belphegor's schemes to make Lucifer's life miserable have gone to waste now, the parrot goes and dictates it to Lucifer, who feeds it fruits in return!

And Mammon. His schemes can never even start, failing is another thing, because the parrot knows every. single. detail.

The parrot has an odd habit of proclaming it's love at random times in the night, even though Asmodeus never told him to..

He has mixed feelings about the parrot- on one hand it recites his skincare routine, on the other it pulls at his earrings...

BEELZEBUB

A parrot? Let's hope he doesn't eat it...

Beelzebub hands the parrot pieces of fruits and veggies regularly, and allows it to climb on his shoulders and head, and judge everyone from its position.

When he got to know that the parrot regularly recites Asmodeus's skincare routine, he taught it to say 'I love you' to the inhabitants of the house, which it did, and Beel fed it even more fruits in happiness.

But the parrot curses like a sailor, and Beel isn't sure who taught it- Levi or Satan and his brother....

It sometimes wakes him up by reciting anime openings, and Beel isn't sure whether to make it sleep in MC's room or tell it to quieten down....

Every one of Belphegor and Satan's schemes goes to waste, because the parrot goes and recites it all to Lucifer, and the pair had to sulk in dissapointment.

Mammon's scheme also suffer the same fate...

The parrot started moaning when he was eating breakfast once...

But the bird is the only one apart from Beel at making Belphegor wake up, so that's a positive point.

BELPHEGOR

He doesn't know whether to throw the parrot out of the house or join it's shenanigans ..

The parrot was quiet, at first. It let him sleep, and ate from his hand, and was effective at fetching pens and pencils for him, until..

Until the day he got the wicked idea of teaching it to swear. Belphegor pulled out every swear word in the book and recited it to the parrot religiously every well, until the bird learnt to swear.

From then onwards, the parrots vocabulary widened.

It mimicked meows, curse words and Asmodeus's dirty talk.

It wasn't so bad until the damn thing started reciting his and Satan's ideas to make Lucifer's life miserable, who seems very smug nowadays...

And Mammon, his money-making schemes won't get to see the light of day...

But the thing that Belphegor hates the worst is that the damn parrot wakes him up whenever he's sleeping. Using it's legs to claw at his hair, pecking at his head, and causing a ruckus.

The parrot started reciting anime openings one time, and Belphegor was torn between sending it back to MC's room and joining it.

If you can't beat 'em, join 'em.

[simpslut1]

Hawks when younger used to go to the corner of the room whenever he was yelled at or was scared, he'd curl up against the wall facing it and let his wing hug him while he grips onto the small Endeavour squishy.

It was almost an everyday thing. Baby keigo getting scolded and him getting in the corner. As of that corner was his safe place.

Tho as the years pass by, the scoldings stopped, the "new life" began and he actually started to enjoy his freedom.

One day he met dabi, work or not they did became close, both starting to get comfortable around each other, staying the nights, sleeping in, breakfast in bed and alot of sex. Alot. Rip to the neighbours. Cause this birb chirps in pleasure.

Tho, one night, dabi and hawks got into a pretty hefty argument, screaming back and forth, being sarcastic just to piss the the other off, when dabi stormed towards him in rage, obviously not about to be physical since clearly he went through that himself, he'd never raise hands at anyone without a good reason, such as fights, but keigo? No matter what, he rather burn his arm off than to put them on Kei.

But Keigo doesn't know that, watching dabi marching upto him reminded him back to his so called father, who used to be abusive. Getting those flashbacks he quickly went to that room's corner, curling up crouching down, hands to his head as a cover and and wings acting like his safety blanket.

Dabi immediately stopped his steps, watching Keigos moves, wondering what and why he did that, confused he slowly walked upto him, slid down beside the almost trembling bird, back against the wall and sighed.

"You should know I'd never hurt you", Dabi whispered, not touching keigo yet, just yet, even tho his whole soul and body wants to hug the living shit out of him.

"Whyd...why did u come after me like that?"

Keigo whispered, his voice shaky, clearly scared, something dabi rarely witnesses.

Cursing at himself Dabi slowly raised his hand to pet Keigos head, tracing and playing with those golden locks,

"Saw a video of a couple...arguing then the boyfriend kisses her and...she wasn't mad anymore... thought to try it"

Yes, Dabi was blushing at this point, even tho he never imagined he'd blush, or even if he did it won't show up due to the burn scars.

Hearing that keigo slowly turned his head towards the man beside him, not stopping the pats, eyes teary,

"....couple?"

"Shut up. It was some experiment i wanted to try", he huffed and grumbled

Kei finally let out a chuckle, pulling his head up rubbing the tears that welled up as he shook his head

"Dumbass...i thought you'd-"

"Hit? Kei...i know I'm a villian and...whatever but, i vowed to never become like Endeavour towards my moved ones, to those who i care about."

Dabi cut him off before frowning, not at keigo, but at the thought of him harming keigo physically, in an abusive way.

Kei just stared at this man, so dearly and closely listening to him

"I'm not really sure why..you reacted this way but..i also kind of know why you did that ...so all I'm going to say is...relax. I'm not *Him*. I'll never be them keigo."

They way dabi sounded, so sincere and...warm. keigo knew he wasn't lying. He trusted him.

Keigo smiled before turning, now his back facing the wall just like Dabis, them both being close to each other, shoulders touching

"So...couples huh"

Kei chuckled as Dabi rolled his eyes scratching his head

"So? So what? Huhhh?"

Keigo just smiled before leaning towards him, placing his soft lips against a bit rougher ones, This kiss was anything like those hungry wild ones that was done just to have sex. This was heavenly, it was sweet, smooth, which they took time in memorizing every corner of each other's mouth. They both found something they never imagined finding.

Home.

[licncourt]

Okay bestie now Louis and Lestat relationship head canons!!!

YES THEY

(These are gonna be super fluffy and dumb because real canon has enough Shit)

Reading together is their favorite thing to do on nights in. Louis reignited Lestat's passion for reading and language, so they work their way through all the classics from the time they missed together before moving on to modern fiction. It's like a little book club for two, complete with hours of discussions and debate

Once they're both positive that Louis can be trusted around animals, Lestat gets them pets. He has a dog (Mojo is the only part of Body Thief canon I accept) and Louis has a bird (he loved the ones the had at Rue Royale)

Lestat is obsessed with documenting their life together in a way they couldn't before. He's always taking photos and videos of them in every possible scenario. They have stacks of Polaroids from every date they've been on with a brief description written on the back and hours upon hours of home videos of everyday life. There are boxes of mementos too. Notes and love letters, playbills, travel souvenirs, receipts, ticket stubs, mixtapes, you name it, Lestat's kept it

Louis is very attracted to Lestat in his glam rock outfits but he won't say it out loud. You couldn't waterboard a verbal acknowledgment of his appreciation for leather pants out of him. (Lestat knows, but he can't make fun. He has his own thing for the uptight English professor look Louis has going on)

After they reconcile and get together permanently (this happens after QotD, don't listen to Anne) they become That Couple and are always attached at the hip. If you invite one to do something there's a very good chance the other one will just sort of. Be there. They can have whole conversations with just eye movements and facial expressions. It's very creepy

Despite this, they are SUPER competitive. Monopoly, bowling, trivia, mini golf, whatever it is will have them at each other's throats in minutes. There will be at least one screaming match and they're both sore losers

Louis is the dead eyed boyfriend holding fifteen shopping bags while Lestat takes luxury outlets by storm. If he's feeling generous, Lestat can dress him like a Barbie doll while he dissociates

I mentioned in my Louis headcanons that he is a clothing thief, but Lestat has a hoard of stolen sweaters too that he wears on shitty mental health days. When they stop smelling like Louis, he'll put them back so they'll be worn again and prepped for restealing

Lestat has a notebook full of snippets of song lyrics about Louis. Louis has one full of candid sketches of Lestat. They both think the other doesn't know

Often when Lestat gets in a mood, he'll play the piano for hours on end. Louis never says anything, but sometimes he'll sit beside him a play a duet (one of the perks of vampire skill and intuition is spontaneous musical harmonies)

When they start sleeping in a bed together instead of a coffin, it's actually Louis who ends up turning into the cuddle octopus. No matter where they start in bed, Lestat always wakes up in a vice grip and with a mouthful of black hair

For a long time they couldn't talk about their memories Claudia or Rue Royale, it hurt too much. But after a few years of healing together, they started being able to share their good memories of her and their family with each other. It will always be bittersweet though. They don't discuss it often

Louis is ridiculously bitey. He never feeds enough so he's always a total piranha when they're in close proximity. It's a good thing Lestat has a crazy healing factor or else he'd be a bloody pulp from just getting fucking gnawed on all day

They would absolutely never let anyone find out (especially Armand) but they have a stash of marriage counseling books that got very heavy use in the first couple years. Sometimes mindful expressions of gratitude and begrudging "I feel" statements are all that keeps the parlor intact

They still have the knee jerk reaction to introduce the other as their brother-in-law in the modern world, but getting to correct it to "husband" is exciting for them both every time. It takes Louis a while to be comfortable with any public acknowledgment of their relationship, but he's okay with telling people and holding hands or chaste kisses now

[anna1306]

Don't ask me how these ideas come into my head at this point...

Crossover with The Labyrinth (tried to keep it GN)

Poly!Lost Boys x The Goblin Ruler!Reader

Next

- It all started when Star became tired with Laddie. Little halfling boy was giddy, he wouldn't calm down no matter what. He demanded ice cream, more fun rides and jumped all over the cave. The boys were out hunting, so Star was left with Laddie all alone, and he was getting out of hand lately, listening only to the boys. So her patience was running thin.

- She grabbed the running boy by hand and strictly told him that if he wasn't gonna behave, she would give him to someone bad. The boy just wriggled out of her grip and scoffed.

- "We live with boys, who smell funny every other night, no one touches them, so no, you won't give me to anyone!" - he was stubborn as always.

- "Oh, how I would like someone like... The Goblin Ruler to take you away!" - Star cried, remembering local tales.

- The thunder that followed shortly after that, made Star scream and turn away for a moment. When she looked back at the boy... He was gone.

- Star immediately panicked. She knew now all too well not to mess up with the magic creatures and legends. And The Goblin Ruler, as she heard from some witch at the boardwalk was not to be messed with. She wanted to tell that she had just joked and wasn't serious, but...

- "You already gave him to me, there's no way back," - she finally saw you in one of your fanciest looks (of course, it was like number one rule - come for a child dressed only in best).

- You told her all about the Labyrinth. You asked her not to come, to just give up, but Star was having none of it. She regretted ever asking you to take the boy away. She was scared for him, even if she scolded him, he was still like a little brother to her. And what would she say to the boys?! She was ready to go through your challenges, whatever you would throw at her.

- Long story short, she beat all of them, she didn't change her way, she wasn't swayed by your illusions or offerings. You were ready to accept your fate. She said the right words, the ball would break, someone else would take your place, as it was with every Goblin Ruler, who lost the bet before you, and would happen to others. You would just disappear, following the rules of the Goblin Kingdom.

- But Star caught the crystal ball right before it fell. She saw that Laddie wasn't harmed, he was more than content and calm with you. She asked you tons of questions. When you ask her why would she care for the person who stole her brother away, she shrugged.

- "I'm too in the situation I have to do things that I wasn't meant to do. And I asked you to take him, so it's my fault in the first place, I guess. You don't deserve to disappear, I think..."

- You brought them back, making her promise that she would keep the ball in safety. Guys didn't sense anything foreign, and if Laddie spoke about beautiful person with feathers... He's a child, he takes every nonsense out there very seriously.

- But since that day every now and then boys started noticing a big owl in the cave. Marko was afraid it would harm his pigeons, so he tried to shoo it away, but the bird didn't seem to care. It usually was close to Laddie, and the boy always spoke with it. It was strange, but... Marko had pigeons, so...

- Star was very cautious around the owl, but eventually boys started to notice her talking to the bird as well. She would sit, petting or grooming it, cleaning light-coloured feathers of dirt, and speaking to it. Bird even responded to her in its own language.

- With time the boys warmed up to the bird too. When it joined them on the boardwalk, it would find potential victims very fast, fixating its gaze on them, so David liked to keep it close. It made sounds close to laugh, whenever Paul joked. It nestled next to Dwayne in rainy nights. And even helped Marko with pigeons, gathering them or bringing the wounded ones back.

- They started to find little trinkets around the cave after a while, but thought it was only them bringing it from the hunt and forgetting about it. Necklaces, bracelets, scarfs and even crystal balls? Probably found or stolen, oh well.

- Dwayne became the first one of them who lost the sleep. He dreamt of one and the same place, some ballroom with overembellished everything and everyone. He felt familiar gaze, but didn't understand who it was. So he often woke up in the middle of the day to the owl staring at him. Pet it and read a little to help him fall asleep again - that was his routine for these days.

- But soon he found out the others saw this ballroom too. They even found themselves together at this strange ballroom couple of nights. When discussing this in the evening, no one noticed how pale Star became and how strange she looked at the bird, who was chewing on some meat like nothing happened.

- Paul heard someone singing several times. He woke up from another strange dream, and while trying to fall asleep again, heard a song, coming from the main room. He thought it was just a record they forgot to turn off, so... Nothing strange, right? But the voice was very entrancing, and he couldn't find this song in his records after, no matter how hard he tried.

- Marko often noticed some beautiful person near Laddie at the boardwalk. They smelled divine and he sensed something like a tug (David explained to him what it was, so he was fixated on trying to find this person, understanding now what they meant not only for him, but for all of them). But when he came closer to the kid, they usually disappeared, and the boy just told him stories about the Princex of the Labyrinth.

- David noticed the strange behaviour of the owl. When Paul became more of a flirty one, or when one of the boys showed interest in some girl, it would become at least grumpy. With Paul it just sat on his head and tugged on his hair. With others the bird flew around, screeching at the girls, shooing them away. One time when David found himself a girl for the night and the meal at the same time, the bird even attacked her. He couldn't find the explanation for it, it looked like jealousy, but... Very strange.

- It all ended in couple of months. They were followed by the hunters and were attacked at their own cave. But when one of the hunters shoot an arrow at Laddie, assuming he was a full vampire, suddenly... The arrow turned into bubbles. Laddie smiled widely, and Star sighed with relief, still struggling with one of the hunters.

- "Attacking the innocent child? I knew humans were cruel and violent, but this?.. Even for me it's out of line!"

- There was this person Marko smelled, and now everyone felt this tug. The Princex that the boy talked about. Gorgeous figure Dwayne saw in one of the crystal balls. Paul now heard this voice not only in his dreams, but in reality. David remembered this look when somebody angered their "bird". There was you, fuming with anger at someone who tried to hurt them.

- "More so, you attacked My close ones. They are all under my protection. And you... You don't even deserve to be the lowest of my slaves! You deserve eternity in pain and struggles."

- With a swift throw of one crystal ball you made the hunters disappear. Laddie ran up to you, bringing this ball back, and hugged your figure. You smiled warmly to the kid.

- "How did you?.." - Star was interrupted

- "You wished me to help you. And here I am," - you answered with a smile, before turning to the vampires. "And I'm glad to see you as well, my darlings..."

- The boys shared The Look. They were hooked

[petitelepus]

i wonder if you can do an mtmte/ll matchup for me.

im genderfluid,

pronouns: any, but i prefer he/him.

im greyro greyace

im willing to learn something new and i like taking on a lot of hobbies. im usually really quiet and dont care about others. i can be really grumpy and mean and tell some really mean things and swear a whole dictionary of bad words. i can be overprotective to ones i love the most. i value my friends and i would do anything for them. i can be super kind and sweet but also i can be the spawn of the devil. if things get too loud for me ill fuckin scream to make sure that its quiet.

i like: math and science, skateboarding, gore/blood, vile and horrible humor, hugs and cuddles (only from a person i know so damn well), music (neo-classical metal, classical, rock, punk) and i wish i can go back to playing guitar.

i dislike: public spaces, a bunch of people, crowds, loud noises, loud talking, people, being touched by strangers, certain foods, babies/children, bright lights, not being listened to, rules, birds -anon 001

Cyclonus is your Owner!

When the violet Autobot decided he wanted a pet, he wanted a smart one, someone that whom he could have a civil conversation with. He wanted a human. He didn't want just any normal human, but you proved to be different and he likes that about you.

The seller warned Cyclonus that you were one with a nasty mouth and foul personality, but the mech doesn't let it bother him.

Yes, you're rather grumpy at the beginning, but Cyclonus uses the tricks Tailgate used on him and gets you to warm up to him rather quickly. You also take an immediate liking to his white minibot lover and he returns your feelings. You kinda become both of their pet but you belong to Cyclonus.

When you warm up to Tailgate, Cyclonus follows quickly behind as you learn to accept him as your owner and friend. When you finally open up to them, Cyclonus can treat you better when he knows what's on your mind.

He won't take you to Swerve's or Mirage's bars because they can be rather loud and crowded with mechs who can't control their volume and even less when intoxicated.

No, Cyclonus keeps you in his and Tailgate's habsuite where you have all the room you need to move around without starting to feel claustrophobic.

If playing guitar is what makes you happy then Cyclonus gets you one or two different ones so you can choose which you like more.

The violet mech isn't that great at physical affection, but Tailgate teaches is a PRO so the white minibot teaches him how to hold you gently. You and Tailgate learn that while Cyclonus isn't natural at it, he puts so many emotions into his hugs so you two know he loves you guys.

[haveyouseenthisskeleton]

Could I please per chance (I'm running out of ways to say maybe but I have so many ideas and I love how you do the headcanons) get the main skelebros with an s/o who has a way with animals and can pet almost any animal they come across and they absolutely love it.

I answered something similar just right here, so I'll go with the guys I didn't pick last time.

Undertale Sans - Best life ! Now he can pet every dog and bird he wants without having Papyrus screaming it's unhealthy. No one can stop him. He's going to be your second in master petting cute pets. Also, please, give the guy a parrot, he wants one so badly for years now.

Underswap Papyrus - The problem with Honey is that he is allergic to mostly everything that has fur, including Toriel and Asgore. That's why he doesn't go as often than before see the old man. It was better when he was behind a big door. The other problem is that Honey is a child. He knows he's going to regret it, but he has to pet the animals. Every time. He just can't help it. He's both crying and sneezing, but he is the happiest skeleton on Earth. Though, it's not really healthy for him and you better tell him when to stop or else his brother is going to lecture you to death for putting his baby brother in danger.

Horrortale Papyrus - Well, Oak and Willow have a learning farm, so of course he loves animals. He's using you when one of the farm pets has a vet visit but doesn't like the vet. You're good for calming them. Willow is impressed with your gift and he's not against coming with you to pet one of these wild deers always roaming in the forest behind his home. Oak would love this too.

Horrorfell Sans and Papyrus - So. You found a dozen of stray cats and they followed you home. Now the brothers are arguing. Copper doesn't want to hear anything because the cats already hate him, but Chief has already adopted all of them and he is just screaming "BUT LOOK AT HIS LITTLE FACE. HE HAS A BLACK LITTLE MUSTACHE ON THE NOSE. WE CAN'T THROWING HIM BACK OUTSIDE." Though, as Chief's S/O, you're going to win. Copper will sulk the rest of the week.

Swapfell Papyrus - "No." "PLEASE. JUST ONCE. I PROMISE I WON'T ASK AGAIN." "Rus, no." "RUS YES." That's the last sentence he said before he jumps in the shark tank at the aquarium. Now you are forced to follow him so you can pet the shark and keeping him alive thirty more seconds. Behind the glass of the aquarium, Nox is looking at you in shock. He thinks you just pushed his brother in the tank and tried to murder him. You can feel your sins crawling on your back from where you stand. Rus is so happy though. Best day of his life.

Outertale Sans and Papyrus - So. Congratulations, you found a space whale. The space whale loves you. The space whale loves so much it decided to lay down on the skeletons' house. The house is dead. Moon and Sun are speechless. You try to explain them you don't have enough money to pay for the damage but they are not listening to you right now.

Dancetale Sans - One of Rambo's dream is to ride a horse and dancing on it, but he read that only nervous horses are used for these types of shows. With you calming the horse however, it's giving him the confident boost he needs to try it. The guy trusts you with his life. Like literally. He has only 1 HP, remember?

Dancetale Papyrus - Salsa is really scared of moths and bugs in general. So when you came back from the garden, so proud, covered in bees, he just high pitched screams to stay away from him. Salsa is locking himself in his room and won't come back before you makes sure to get rid of every last bee you brought in the house. He will be paranoid for weeks after that.

Dancefell Sans and Papyrus - Of course, Tango had to used this for his Instagram account. You're in a safari, circling with lions and Tango wants you to pet a lion for his damn video. You're doing it, and it's fine... Until they spotted poor little Rumba. Big cats are still cats. Cats still hates Rumba. And so they chased him suddenly. All of the thirty lions. After surviving this, Rumba refuses to get out of the hotel for the rest of the trip. He's not amused. It was worth it though. Everyone enjoyed the pet and the chase sessions.

Mafiatale Sans - He sits awkwardly next to you, then asks you if you can do like in that fairy tale and leads rats to attack people. You are not sure how to answer this. He realises his ask is weird and just teleports out of your way. You're still asking him why he wanted to do this.

Mafiatale Papyrus - He has only one rule : no animal inside the house. Welp. There not inside. There are lots of stray cats and dogs roaming in the garden. Creeper is not happy with you. You have two days to find a solution before he's calling someone. Then a small kitten meowed at him, and he stops, and now all the pets are in the house. You're teasing him for weeks.

Mafiafell Sans - He's so exciting. His dogs are battle dogs and he has trouble having actually a nice "doggy time" with them, since they are always trying to protect him. But with you around, they somehow transform into playful puppies. Fang is having the time of his life. You're even bringing the pack home sometimes just so the dogs can have a break too.

Mafiafell Papyrus - At first he was really not ok about that. But then he realised that means more kitties. Now the scary and strict Torpedo is begging you to foster kittens at home. He can't live without the kitties. That's an order. Go fetch kitties with your magic trick.

Ink - Is it working with every animal? He kidnapped several Burgerpants and dog guards of the Multiverse. Now P E T. No one likes that. You're begging Ink to give them back to their worlds. They have families too god dammit.

Error - He's watching you from a safe distant pet a big pig. Then you ask him if he wants to try. "hell no." "... ok, once." He gets close, then leans a finger towards the pig. The pig sniffes it, then absorb his entire hand. Error is : screaming in shock.

Disbelief Papyrus - He likes animals and all but... Isn't this too much? You argues about the fact the cow was roaming in the street because someone abandoned her and that she was sad. He's strangely fine with this. Tonight, you're sleeping with a 700 kg cow because she's lonely and Delta is sad that she's lonely because it's reminding him of Sans.

[lunastargazesstuff]

From white to red🥀

Hawks(Keigo) x reader

Y/n= your name, Y/H/N= your hero name, Y/Q= your quirk

Character is aged up (18+)

(I know how old he is, I say 18+ just in case)

Warnings: swearing, Angst, blood and mentions of death

It was Monday, god you hated Monday, the only thing that made the day better was Keigo, yesterday he said the agency didn't need him or you today, so he could be on call with you.

As you woke up, all you could see was red,(no, it's not blood! We'll get there) slowly your eyes adjusted to the morning light as you smiled, gazing at the beautiful red feathers. You rolled over, immediately seeing Keigo snuggled against you, you smiled even wider, you couldn't resist the temptation, so you kissed his nose. Consequently waking him up, not that he cared though, seeing your beautiful face always made him happy

"Morn'in dove" he said smiling sleepily at you

You giggled as you apologized for waking him up and kissed his cheeks as a "sorry" of sorts. He chuckled softly, pulling you closer as he murmured "That was the best way to wake up, baby bird". You hugged him closer as he peppered your face with kisses, smiling happily, you gave him an eskimo kiss(softly rubbed your nose against his)

Suddenly, his stomach growled, startling you both, "Heh, we got anything good for breakfast, dove?" He asked sheepishly. Chuckling, you got up and got dressed, heading to the kitchen, waving your hand as you opened the bedroom door saying "Alright, I'll make something for the hungry birdie"

He playfully rolled his eyes and chuckled as he watched you leave, deciding a feather could help you with breakfast, he mischievously sent one your way

The feather flew right towards you

You yelped as the feather tickled your neck, then giggling softly, you reached your hand out and pet the feather, softly stroking it as you watched it fluff up

As you did so, Keigo stopped moving, frozen at the sensation, till he yelled, "Hey! You know my feathers are sensitive, stop teasing!"

Laughing, you stopped touching the feather as it zoomed back to Keigo, and started making breakfast, happily humming

You were done making breakfast, just putting the food on some plates, when Keigo came up behind you, "Boo!" He yelled playfully grabbing your shoulders."Gah!" You yelped, as he nuzzled your neck

"Keigo~, I could've dropped the food!" You whined, leaning back against him. He just chuckled in response and made his feathers grab the plates, "There you go, dove! Now there's no way you can drop them!"

Rolling your eyes, you sat down at the table as a feather delivered your food. You and Keigo were almost done eating when suddenly, his phone rang

His expression turned grim and serious as he immediately answered the call, then he ended the call and turned to you

"Sorry dove, the agency just called, there's a situation downtown, and they want us both at the scene immediately"

Sighing you nodded as you and Keigo went to grab your hero outfits

"What type of quirk does the villain have?" You asked curiously

"Actually, I don't know... the agency said we were the best fit, they never mentioned what quirk the villain had" he muttered, as you became concerned. "M-maybe we should call them back and see if anyone else might be a better fit?" You wondered out loud

"Naw, we can beat any villain, baby bird!"

If only he knew how wrong he was...

At the scene:

It took about 30 minutes to reach the site, flying high above the city as Keigo carried you bridle style, happily spinning in the sky as you giggled softly. "Come on Keigo! We need to focus-"

Suddenly, he stopped, staying in place as he stared ahead in horror. "What is it?" You asked looking over your shoulder, soon gasping as smoke and the smell of blood clouded your senses

'God what's happening, just..what quirk does this villain have?' You thought in horror as you and Keigo landed, scanning the area, Keigo sent out some of his feathers to search for survivors

You and Keigo only found a couple of survivors, they were wounded, as you used Y/Q to help them find shelter and stay safe, Keigo continued looking for survivors. You had only found a few more that were still alive, you were becoming increasingly alarmed, as you kept searching. When Keigo came back, he almost looked as grim as you, only having 4 people with him

One of the survivors Keigo brought back was a child, no more than 6 years old, crying and shaking in fear, you had to save them somehow. There were only a couple low ranked heroes nearby, you called for them, asking them to protect and look for more survivors

Suddenly the ground shook, a huge dome was enclosing the area, it looked like black tinted glass, ominous and evil

Your eyes widened as you got into a fighting stance, 'Fuck, this can't be happening' you thought, steadily growing anxious

"Y/H/N!" Keigo called out

As you turned around to face him, explosions went off in the distance. He quickly informed you that the villain had a quirk named "Black Crystal"

"I tried to break through the crystal already, nothing seems to be working, we're trapped..." Keigo muttered angrily

Your eyes teared up for a second before you quickly wiped them away, "W-we have to find the villain who's doing this" you exclaimed as confidently as you could

Keigo nodded, spreading his wings as he picked you up. While in the air you spotted a figure in the middle of the street, its arms were wide as it stared up at the dome. You quickly informed Keigo, as you both descended to the ground a couple of meters away the figure, you realized just how little you knew about the situation

'What is this person capable of? Who are they? Why are they doing this?' You thought worriedly as you and Keigo tried to make a plan

You and Keigo decided that he should try to distract the villain, since he was faster than you and could dodge if needed, as you would sneak up behind the villain and attack. As Keigo stepped out into the open, you couldn't help but fear for his safety, you couldn't live without him...you just couldn't

"What's up ugly? You make that weird domey thingy?" Keigo asked, successfully getting the villains attention

As planned, while Keigo distracted the villain, you started to make your way behind the villain. You were almost there, just a couple more feet! When suddenly, the villain spoke

"What do ya think you're doing girlie? Sneaking up on me?" The villain spoke eerily whilst chuckled creepily

You froze, 'what do I do now? Should I attack anyway?'

As you were about to respond, whether it be fighting or talking, Keigo beat you to it, sprinting forward as he used one of his feathers as a sword

Deciding it was now or never, you started attacking too, using Y/Q you and Keigo worked in sync. The villain seemed to be able to make objects out of black crystal, since the villain made weapons to fight you and Keigo with. It seemed like you were finally weakening the villain, 'just a little more and we'll have won!' You thought, feeling relieved

Wishful thinking I suppose...

Suddenly the villain allowed Keigo to punch him as he focused on you, kicking you straight to the ground, sputtering, you slowly got back up, only to realize you were to late, the rythm that you and Keigo were using was broken, the villain landed a hit on Keigo, before focusing back on you

Using Y/Q you attacked on your own, only landing a few hits before the villain grabbed you by the collar of your hero suit

Your eyes widened as the villain made a jagged crystal tentacle and pointed it right at your chest

Smirking, the villain slowly traced your neck with the sharp end of the tentacle, leaving a small cut as a tear trickled down your cheek. Then, still holding you, the villain turned around to face Keigo. Seeing you in such a position, Keigo could barely take it, he had to save you, but how?

Keigo stepped forward

"Ah, ah ,ah, don't come any closer, or she won't make it out alive" the villain cooed evily

Keigo froze, 'Fuck, what do I do?' He thought anxiously as you sniffled and bit back a sob

"It'll be okay Y/n, you'll be okay, I'll save you, I promise" Keigo said softly, you slowly nodded

"Now, be a good bird and send your feathers far away, hm? We wouldn't want you using them on me right?" The villain said, continuing to smirk confidently

You eyes widened as you fought against the villains grip, eyes watering, but to no avail. The villain pointed the tentacle straight at your chest before looking back at Keigo

Little did the villain know, while he was looking away Keigo had sent a couple feathers behind him

"Now, where were we-" the villain started, only to be cut off by a feather pressing against his back, the villains eyes widened before he chuckled darkly

"Okay then dumb bird, we'll play that way" the villain muttered

It all happened so fast, the feather killed the villain, but not quick enough

You gasped as the tentacle impaled your stomach, your scream being cut off from the pain as you fell to the ground

"NO!" Keigo screamed

Keigo rushed to your side as he cradled you on his lap

"No no no, this wasn't supposed to happen" Keigo cried, his tears hitting your face as you stared up at him, eyes wide in shock as tears ran down your face

"You'll make it okay dove? Okay? Everything's gonna be fine, you'll get through this, when you get better we'll cuddle and I'll buy everything you want..." he whispered, putting a hand over your wound, attempting to stop the bleeding. His eyes watering even more as he felt your blood coat his hand

You winced as you cupped his cheek, shaking your head at him, sadly smiling

"Kei-"

"No, listen to me Y/n, you're gonna make it. I'm going to be able to wake up next to you every morning, kiss you everyday. You'll be able to tease me whenever you want, just stay with me..."

Your head felt heavy as his words started to fade out

"You can't leave me, dove, I need you. You make my life worth living, I want to spend the rest of my life with you! I love you baby bird, I can't lose you, please, please don't leave me..."

"I'm sorry" you mumbled eyes starting to close

His eyes widened, he couldn't fly you to the hospital, the wound was to deep. He had to do something! He couldn't just stand by and watch you die

"I love you Keigo, my pretty birdie..." you whispered softly, while smiling

'God, how can you smile at a time like this? Don't show me that beautiful smile I fell in love with, my heart can't take it...' Keigo thought sadly

Your eyes closed, they felt to heavy to keep open

"No, no!" He was losing you, "This is all my fault, I should've been able to protect you, keep my promise and save you" he spoke, vioce breaking as he lost control of his emotions

"No....don't....love......please....Y/n."

What was he saying? You can barely hear him...

Keigo cried while holding you close, head resting against yours as his wings lost their shine

"Don't go..." he whispered

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Sorry for any mistakes, I'm pretty sure this sucked, I'm more experienced with fluff, but I tried!

The picture isn't mine, credit to the artist

[queenkiara07]

Taken Away

Movie: Perfect Sense (2011).

(Photo CTTO)

What will you do if your senses was taken away from you, one by one?

Smell.

No more coffee aroma to wake you up. No more floral scent, or the smell of the rain. No more strong or sweet perfume. No more undesirable odor. You can no longer enjoy the scent of a baby. Or the after bath smell of the one you love. You can no longer smell freshly baked bread. Or the barbeques, roasted chicken, and even wines, fruits, fish or the burnt dish. Nothing. You breathe and everything smells the same. It smells nothing.

Taste.

When you've lost the sense of smell, you'll loss the sense of taste. No sweet or sour. No spicy or salty. No bitterness. Everything is bland. Whether it's a gourmet meal or a home-cooked one. Chocolates doesn't taste like one. Chillis are not spicy. Lemons are not sour. The sea doesn't taste like sea. And alcohol tastes like water. You eat but you taste nothing.

Hearing.

No more noise. No more music. You can feel the speakers with the bass banging so hard but you hear nothing. Your world remains quiet. No more children laughing, or neighbors fighting. You won't hear him say, "I love you." Or hear her say, "You look handsome today." No horns, or bells ringing. No thunder or drops of water. And when you're deaf, eventually you'll become mute. No voice. You can no longer say what you want to say. No more singing. No more talking. Your voice becomes a distant memory. Silence is all you've got.

Sight.

Blurry to complete darkness. What will you do? You won't see anything. No more sight of how beautiful the sunrise is. Or how breath taking every sunset is. You can longer see how amazing fireworks are. Or how pretty the girl sitting in front of you in the train. Or how this blue-eyed guy stared at you while you're sitting inside a coffee shop. You can no longer read your favorite novel or watch your most awaited movie. You'll no longer see how gorgeous that artist you've been drooling over for years in the cover of the new issue of your favorite magazine. You can no longer stare in the mirror and fall in love with the person standing in front of you. Darkness.

Imagine.

No smell.

No taste.

Silence.

Darkness.

Touch.

The only thing that's left. You can still feel your heart beating. The wind touching your face. The ground under your feet. The clothes you're on. His hands on your waist. Your hands on his shoulders. His lips on your lips.

Don't take your senses for granted.

Smell a flower every now and then. Enjoy the aroma of your coffee. Or the smell of the rain when it hits the ground.

Pleasure your taste buds. Eat what you crave. Try what you haven't tasted. Savor every bit of your chocolate cake. Drink your wine, let sit for a moment in your mouth.

Listen. Carefully. Listen to the birds chirping. To the music playing. Pay attention to someone saying something. Talk. Carefully. Talk kindly and honestly. Don't keep your thoughts inside, speak it out. Sing if you may, scream if you have to. And tell the one you love, "I love you". And tell yourself, everyday, "I love me."

Look. Look how amazing this world is. Try to see the beauty in everything, in everyone. Watch the sunset, stare at the moon, wait for a shooting star. Find goodness in everything, in everyone. Read. Watch a movie. Stare at someone. Open your eyes and look above. Appreciate the sky. Enjoy every color. And stand in the mirror, stare at yourself, and fall in love with what you're seeing.

Feel everything. Deeply. Love passionately, be hurt and cry like you'll never cry again. Hold someone's hand. Tap someone's back. Hug. Feel the ground, enjoy the wind. Play under the sun, run in the middle of the rain. Perspire, chill. Feel. Put your hand over your chest. Feel how strong your heart is. And kiss. Kiss like you're about to lose the sense of touch.

Don't appreciate something when its gone. Appreciate it while it exists. Stop taking anything for granted. May it be a moment, a person, a pet, a thing, your senses, or yourself.