#like this movie is annoying with merlin academy

[thetimelordbatgirl]

With how Hades' and Maleficent were holding hands in Merlin Academy, therefore clearly openly dating, its funny Maleficent and Mal acted like it couldn't be known that Hades' is Mal's dad. You just know every adult on the Isle who attended school with Maleficent and Hades upon hearing Maleficent act like Mal's dad is just some weak human or whatever lie she spread about him, instantly recalled Maleficent and Hades making out in hallways and holding hands around the school and basically being an open evil couple like, "...Sure, Jan."

[crowpickingss]

Hi! I love how you write could you do Hades x reader x Maleficient.

Maybe about them having a date planes but reader never cames so they go to her room to see what happend and they find her sleeping in her table because she was to focus on her exams and ended up sleeping so they wake her up and decides to do a little sleep over with her so she can relax. THANKS 💕

Tired

hades x maleficent x gn! reader

summary: you fell asleep right before your date with hades and maleficent. so when you don’t show up they come and check on you

warnings: middle finger

a/n: tysm for the request! first poly fic also first time writing for maleficent how did i do?

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Scary and sweet is how most people would describe your relationship with hades and maleficent. They were the scary you were the sweet and that’s how you liked it. A couple days before you planned a date, a small one in the flower field a couple minutes away from Merlin Academy.

What you hadn’t planned was cramming in a bunch of study for the exam. You had been procrastinating it for weeks and then you decided to do a little study the night before.

You had overworked yourself so hard that you fell asleep on the floor after getting ready. Hades and Maleficent had been waiting at the spot for a while. At first they thought you were running late but after half an hour they started to get worried.

They packed up the picnic and started walking back to Merlin Academy. They walked down the hall and took your dorm. Hades tried to open it but it was locked “y/n? You in there” Maleficent tried to pick the lock but it wouldn’t budge.

She pressed her ear against the wall “They’re definitely in there” You were a heavy sleeper so once you fell asleep you weren’t waking up for a long time “Hades do you still have the key” He smirked and took one of his necklaces off “It’s my prized possession” Maleficent rolled her eyes and took the necklace with the key on it.

She put it in the lock and twisted the handle the door final opening. They stepped inside and found you sleeping on the floor. Hades walked over and tried shaking you awake “Hades they’re in a deep sleep you need something loud and annoying to wake them up, I know you should sing that would do it” He stuck up his rude finger at her and lifted you up onto the bed.

She walked over to your desk covered in notes and exam prep “god how long were they studying for” Hades ran his hand down your side “Too long” Just then your body started moving again “Huh, what happened” Maleficent joined hades and you on the bed “You fell asleep sweetheart, I’m guessing too much study”

You sat up on hades lap “I guess but why are you two here” Hades rests his arm on your lap “Because we were worried that something happened” Your cheeks turned light pink “We care about you, god forbid something happened to you” Your cheeks turn darker “Okay you two are just feeding my ego right now” They both laughed.

You stood up “Well I guess since we’re all here why don’t we have a sleepover” Hades tilted his head “A what?” You smiled “It’s where you sleep in my dorm and we watch movies and do fun things” Maleficent laughed “Your idea of fun or ours” Hades smirked at what Maleficent said “As long as it stays in this room I’m fine” She frowned but understood why you didn’t want her tormenting people at midnight.

The three of you enjoyed the night you told scary stories and watched movies and enjoyed each other’s company. You ended up falling asleep in the middle of a movie your head landing on hades lap and your legs on Maleficent. They didn’t move you though they thought it was cute

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[man-arly]

I don't like series, movies or books, okay? There are just so many stupid plot holes and unfitting plot twists, so much unused potential.

That doesn't stops me from liking the concept of them, though.

[cas-kingdom]

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[xjumbled-up-brainx]

Introduction: Hello!

I downloaded tumblr specifically for Octonauts content. Yep. I’m in highschool, definitely old enough to not be in the Octonauts main audience. I watched the show as a small child and have came back with an intense hyperfixation. Facts about me:

My name is Xena, they/them and I’m AroAce. Gifted kid burnout currently, miniatures collector and obsessive organizer. My favorite song is Little Dark Age by MGMT. Some favorite TV shows and such are Octonauts, both Venom movies, Moon Knight, Merlin, Agents of Shield, Community, Umbrella Academy, Good Omens, The Good Place, Psych, and What We Do In The Shadows. I am also a Ryguyrocky fan, another instance where it was nostalgic and I got back into it very deeply, undergoing the task of rewatching every single video. I really like sautéed spinach and potatoes, now the important stuff: Octonauts facts :)

I am an Honorary Octonaut from a meet and greet with Kwazii and Barnacles (I’ve got a certificate and everything he signed it himself) :>

Favorite Great Barrier Reef song: Trouble on the Reef

Favorite Gup/Gup theme song: Gup X I’m trying to get it as my ringtone

Favorite Octonaut and Octo-Agent: Shellington and Pearl

Least favorite character: I can’t stand Pinto, honestly I prefer Hugo and that’s saying something. I want a follow up episode to show Hugo character redemption.

The first episode I ever saw was the Narwhals. I had a old leap pad with the Flying Fish, Whale Shark, and Monster Map episodes downloaded so I practically know those episodes word for word.

I have all the books except for the Growing Goldfish, my favorite is the Frown Fish. I really want a little spinoff or special episodes where they go on the book adventures. I know they involve not real animals and are whimsical but it would be adorable.

I own a majority of the figurines and Gups. Gonna make some custom figures too with my duplicates.

I can’t pick a favorite episode, but Operation Cooperation is rather fruity so there’s that. I love all the movies equally they are all amazing and honestly better than most older audience movies. I do love the character development in The Caves of Sac Actun though.

I have a TikTok account, xjumbled_up_brainx : that is for edits and videos :D

I’d like to get some ideas out of my jumbled up brain and this seems like a good place. I suck at art but I have so many ideas it annoys me quite a lot, but I do enjoy writing. I love headcannons and theories, so that might be the majority I post. Well wishes to you!

[ai-katsuu]

f.t island private academy student council + F7 & partners classes hcs

based off this art of them!

Alyn

so like he was a knight and is very diligent in his duties, as compared to the president who runs off every chance she gets 

is an expert in tracking her down at these times. like a bloodhound

but as stated in his character description he has NO idea about social cues or romance in the sense

the student body sees him as a handsome, serious, and reliable knight

but reality is when he starts stuttering and freezes, has comical panic moments etc.

its really funny when he freaks out. he yells at any moment amber talks about the female body

once thought he got a girl pregnant because he shared a spoon with her and had a mental break down in the office 

Audrey and amber like to torment him in fun and jokes, while Naru surprisingly stands up for him 

Amber

her snooping in student relationships has gotten her into so much trouble

two princes were about kiss and she deadass popped out of no where with a scheming grin and said

“so how far have you two gone?”

needless to say the princes and princess’ are terrified of the secretary of the school

she’s also the light of the student council and barges in the office with the latest news

she loves pestering Naru who particularly doesn’t care about her gossip

loves teasing Alyn by talking about things couples do with each other 

other than that she’s actually a very skilled fighter and has won several archery tournaments

Naru

he is so tired and done with the world

he uncharacteristically yells out his opinions which startles some people 

the treasurer is usually used as a human shield by Audrey to hide from Alyn

Amber is always clinging on to his arms and violently shakes him when she’s found out juicy gossip

“the student council is full of bugs. never go into the office.”

he himself is a tax evader though 

probably wishes to be a tax collector too one day idk

though the real reason is because he wants to be in charge of finances in his town, so he has control of giving time allowance to people who can’t afford to pay right away 

Naru looks like he stepped out of a Disney villain movie but he’s really the one with the purest intentions among the council

Audrey

well you guys know her already so these are just a few stuff she does in her position

likes to be seen as the responsible president but in fact is the exact opposite of that, she always leaves her work half done, is lazy, and runs like sonic when alyn hunts her down 

because of this attitude no one believes her when she claims she's actually married to a prince

speaking of alyn, as vp and president they are usually always seen together in events, assemblies, and the hallways

they look to have professional friendship by students but really its just

Audrey: There was almost a sex scandal in school!

Alyn: *in disbelief* What?

Audrey: Oh right, sorry I forgot who I was talking to. Sex is something two people do together-

Alyn: *annoyed and about to throw hands* I know what it means.

Often whines and complains like a child about her work but can be very professional and adult like when the time really calls for it (she finds it tiring though)

Student Council Fun Fact!

- Initially they were not accepted by the students. The student body consists of several princes and princess aged 13-23 who are to learn the ways of their citizens. Needless to say they felt that commoners weren’t fit to lead such high ranking children of status.

The council had none of it though and told them 

“If even one of you can defeat just one member, then we will resign.”

The Headmaster handpicked these four from their regions for a reason. Audrey was the only water mage who was previously a traveler, Alyn the best of the knights in the island, Amber the best archer and fire mage of her age, and Naru a well gifted student of martial arts, something that is not known in FT Island.

They were able to defeat the whole student body and thus gained their respect and admiration. Behind closed doors though they are such a chaotic group and an incident is always happening everyday.

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F7 + Partners Classes! 

3-2

Briar

Gretel

Peter

3-1

Hans

2-1

Arthur

Merlin

2-2

Goldie

Jack

1-1

Gwen

1-2

Noki

Pino

1-3

Kio

Snow White

may or may not give classmate headcanons for them as classmates and what they do in their subjects in the future!

[ravenpaw-93]

Denial, Self Sabotage, and Acceptance: The Three Stages of Falling in Love with Your Flatmate

3.5k words

Summary:

After forging an unlikely friendship during N.E.W.T year Harry and Draco became inseparable. It only seemed natural they should become flatmates. However, after two years of watching them tiptoe around each other, their friends have had enough and devise a plan to make them realise they're in love.

Harry sat at his and Ron's usual table at The Dragon's Den staring moodily at worn oak tabletop as he waited for Ron to return with their drinks. He looked up as a shot glass and a pint of beer slid in front of him. He immediately downed the shot with a grimace.

"Damn, mate. Rough day?" Ron asked arching an eyebrow as he took his seat on the opposite side of the table. 

"You could say that." Harry retorted bitterly, taking a swig of beer. "Flatmate problems." 

He and Draco had gotten a flat together after Hogwarts. They'd become close friends during N.E.W.T year and both had taken positions at the Ministry, Harry with the Aurors and Draco the Goblin Liaison Department. They figured they'd probably end up spending so much time together at separate places it just made sense to get a flat together and split expenses. They'd managed to coexist rather peacefully the past two years, until this week. 

"What'd Malfoy do this time? Dirty dishes in the sink? Leave your wet clothes in the wash?" Ron snorted rolling his eyes.

"He's got a date." Harry muttered, downing the rest of his beer.

"Oh." Ron replied dully. He took a sip of beer and his eyes widened. "Oh. So we're finally acknowledging that, are we?" 

"Acknowledging what?" Harry asked, waving one of the cocktail waitresses over.

"Your three year long massive crush on Malfoy." Ron answered as if it should be obvious. 

"Crush? I haven't got a crush on Draco. We're flatmates, we usually hang out on Fridays. He just ditched me last minute, is all." Harry argued before turning to the approaching waitress and ordering more drinks.

"Are you really that fucking thick? Or are you in denial? It's one or the other." Ron snickered. "I mean that in the nicest way possible."

"Neither." Harry said stubbornly.

"Oh, come off it. It's me, you don't have to lie. In fact, I'm insulted that you actually think you could lie to me about this. I'm not bloody stupid." Ron argued, rolling his eyes.

"Thanks." Harry said as more drinks were brought to their table. He downed a shot before continuing. "I don't know what you're on about. I'm not lying."

"Then you are in denial." Ron shrugged, pursing his lips as he watched Harry take another shot. "We've been here less than twenty minutes and you've taken three shots and downed a whole beer. You're too bothered for it to just be Malfoy cancelling movie night or whatever the hell it is you two do."

"I asked you to come out with me to have a good time." Harry sighed. "Can we please talk about something else. Anything else." 

"Fine. But sooner or later you're gonna have to face this. Getting pissed and bringing some rando home with you for a quick fuck isn't gonna make the shit go away." 

"Who says I'm going to?" Harry rolled his eyes drinking his beer.

Ron stared at him, his 'shut up Harry, I know you' expression fixed on his face. He finished his beer and shook his head exasperatedly.

"Whatever, mate. So, did you get your new trainee today?" 

"Yeah. Can't remember his name to save my life though. He seemed decent enough." Harry shrugged, grateful Ron finally dropped the subject. He wanted to forget about Draco and the hollow pit he caused in Harry's stomach.

"Lucky you. Mines an absolute moron. I'll be dead by the end of next week." Ron groaned.

Harry allowed himself to get lost in conversation about the trainees at work with Ron. Laughing at his stories of his idiot trainee, who by the sound of it, barely made it through the academy. He felt the misery he'd been feeling since finding Draco's note after work finally begin to leave him. After a third beer and another round of shots he was feeling rather pleasant. Everyone around him seemed much funnier and, many of them, much prettier than they had when they first arrived. Though, that was probably just the Firewhiskey talking. But in the end Ron was right, he found an attractive bloke willing to accompany him home. He was just tall enough and just blonde enough that, for one night at least, Harry could pretend he was someone else. And afterwards, when the man was gone and Harry was alone in his bed, he tried not to hate himself for it.

***

"Harry?" Draco called as he walked through the door of their shared flat, having just ghosted possibly the worst date he'd ever had. "You home? You wouldn't belie–" 

He stopped mid sentence as he entered the main area of their open concept flat. All the lights were off, aside from a table lamp and there was a note on their breakfast bar. He picked it up, frowning at its brevity. 

Went to the pub with Ron, don't wait up. -H

Harry's notes were usually paragraphs. He flipped the paper over, but the other side was blank. His frown deepened and he felt an unpleasant sensation in the pit of his stomach. He shrugged it off. Harry probably just left the note at the last minute. And even if he hadn't, it's just a note for Merlin's sake. He didn't have to write Draco a novel every time. He rolled his eyes, annoyed with himself, as he selected a bottle of wine from the rack in the kitchen area. He Floo'd to Pansy's trying to convince himself the slight aching feeling in his heart was residual disappointment from his date and had nothing to do with Harry's uncharacteristically short correspondence. 

"Thought you had a date?" Pansy asked in lieu of greeting him as he stepped out of the hearth.

"Hello, nice to see you, too, you harpy. Did I miss something? Is it 'National Shit All Over Draco Day' and no one told me?" He huffed, plopping down dramatically on her sofa.

"What's got your wand in a knot?" She asked, rolling her eyes.

"First off, Blaise set me up on a date with a total barbarian, then you can't even be bothered to say hello like a civilised human and Harr-you know nevermind. I don't want to talk about it. I just want to get wine drunk on your sofa." 

"Oh come on, it couldn't have been that bad." Pansy replied, summoning a cork screw and two wine glasses.

"His manners were atrocious. He didn't even tuck his shirt in. He ordered the cheapest wine possible and he laughed like a fucking seal. Clapping and all. I Apparated home from the loo half way through my meal, Pansy. I can assure you, it was horrific." He whinged, filling his glass.

"You hardly gave him a chance." Pansy retorted.

"It wasn't going to work." He replied shortly.

"Of course not." Pansy rolled her eyes. "What were you saying about Potter?"

"I didn't say anything about him." Draco covered his lie by sipping his wine.

"Darling, I love you, but you're a terrible liar." 

"Seriously it's nothing. I'm just narked off because my date went badly." Draco wasn't sure if he was saying that to convince Pansy or himself.

Afterall, it was just a stupid note. He couldn't be sure what sort of tone it was intended to be read in. He was the one in a bad mood, so he probably just read it that way because of how he was feeling. He and Harry were fine before work, Draco was just reading too much into it. Pansy merely stared at him, her lips pursed and one eyebrow arched dangerously high.

"It's stupid. The note he left letting me know where he was going to be was just really short. He usually leaves long notes, so in my bad temper I got annoyed over it." Even to himself that sounded feeble.

"You look sad, not annoyed." Pansy pointed out.

"Sad?" Draco asked scathingly. "I am not sad. It was a shitty date yeah, but it wasn't as though I thought I'd found my future husband." 

"Well if it's not your bad date it must be the note from Potter and the massive fucking pash you've had on him for years." Pansy countered, smirking over the rim of her glass.

"Me–a pash–Potter?–don't be absurd." Draco coughed, drips of red wine staining his grey trousers. He sincerely hoped Pansy would think the flush creeping up his neck was from nearly choking to death on his wine.

So what if he had a tiny crush on his flatmate? Harry was handsome, kind and funny. Who wouldn't have a crush on him? It wasn't as though Draco had any intention of acting on it. In fact, the whole reason he agreed to the date Blaise arranged was to get his mind off those feelings. Only, the date was a disaster and Draco had spent the entire time thinking Harry would never do this.

"Oh don't even try it, Draco. I've known you since we were two years old. The only person who doesn't know that you love Potter, is Potter. Just how the only person who doesn't know Potter loves you, is you. You're both so fucking stupid it's infuriating." Pansy argued, rolling her eyes dramatically.

Draco gaped at her, floundering for something to say in return. 

"You're barking. I think I would know if Harry was in love with me, wouldn't I? And I would certainly know if I was in love with him, which I'm not." Draco replied, taking a large gulp of his wine.

"Like I said, fucking stupid, the both of you. How can you not know? I'm surprised the two of you haven't suffocated in the sexual tension."

"Sexu–What sexual tension?! You've lost your bloody mind."  

"No, I haven't. Just think about it." Pansy conceded.

"Whatever, fine, I'll think about it." Draco huffed, finishing off his wine.

And he did. After stumbling into his and Harry's sitting room at one thirty in the morning and making his way to his room he lay in bed considering Pansy's outburst. He racked his brain trying to think of any instance that Harry may have even hinted at having feelings for him, but could think of none. As far as the supposed 'sexual tension' maybe there were a few times when eyes had lingered a bit longer than what could be considered accidental, particularly when joggers were involved. Or they'd leant in just a little too close to each other. But that was normal, wasn't it? Perhaps he would just have to pay closer attention tomorrow when he woke up.

***

Harry heard Draco stumbling down their hallway, swearing under his breath. Once Draco's bedroom door swung closed, Harry opened his eyes and squinted at his alarm clock across the room. One thirty. He tried to ignore the flare of jealousy that surged through him. He had no right to it, given what he'd just done. He had no room to be upset that Draco was just now getting home from his date. But he was. He turned over sharply in his bed and immediately had to fight down a wave of nausea. Great, he thought, just what I need, a fucking hangover to wake up to. He huffed, adjusted his pillow and willed himself to fall back asleep. 

His head was pounding when he woke up and he had the worst taste imaginable in his mouth. He groaned as he sat on the edge of his bed, squinting in the sunlight streaming through his open window. He took a hot shower and brushed his teeth before rummaging through the medicine cabinet for hangover potion. He grabbed one of the only two left and gulped it down. The cool soothing effect on his aching temples was instantaneous. A quick fry up and some strong tea would have him feeling much better, or so he told himself as he set to cooking. However, even after finishing his breakfast he still felt miserable. It seemed greasy food and tea had no effect on residual guilt. Harry's sulking was interrupted by Draco walking groggily past, on his way to the kitchen.

"Late night?" Harry asked, in what he'd meant to be a lighthearted manor, though it sounded more accusing than anything.

"Yeah I got wine drunk at Pansy's." Draco answered arching a brow at Harry's tone as he opened a cupboard for a mug.

"Pansy's, right." Harry snorted, he knew it wasn't fair to take his bad mood out on Draco, but he couldn't stop the bitter jealousy. And honestly, who did Draco think he was kidding? Obviously he went home with the bloke, he had every right to do so, but why lie about it?

"Erm, okay?" Draco muttered, shutting the cupboard door roughly."What's your problem? 

"No problem, just don't know why you lied about being at Pansy's when I know you were on a date." Harry replied in a clipped tone. 

"Why would I lie to you? Especially over something so stupid. I went on my date, he was a complete Neanderthal and I left twenty minutes in. I came home thinking we'd watch a film or something but saw your note don't wait up. So I went to Pansy's." Draco snapped flinging himself into a chair at the breakfast bar.

Well done, Harry, he thought bitterly, You've just made a complete arse of yourself. He gave Draco a few minutes to cool off before speaking again, trying to squash his own guilt.

"I'm sorry. I feel like a shit because I got pissed last night and did something stupid that I regret and I took it out on you. I'm sorry your date was terrible. He doesn't know what he missed out on." Harry mumbled apologetically.

"It's fine. I've got to get ready, I'm supposed to be at my mother's in ten minutes. We'll talk later, yeah?" Draco asked, getting to his feet.

"Sure." Harry said with a nod and with that Draco strode from the room avoiding Harry's eyes.

Merlin, he felt like a tit. He should have just listened to Ron and went home alone. Something about the way Draco had said 'don't wait up' had stuck in Harry's mind. He sounded hurt. Which at the time is what Harry wanted. A selfish part of him wanted Draco to feel as gutted as he did, he regretted that now. Fuck, but he's made a mess of things hasn't he? He was shaken from his thoughts by Ron stumbling out of the Floo.

"You look like shit." He said, taking a seat in the other arm chair.

"I feel like shit." Harry retorted.

"They make potions for that." Ron snorted.

"Oh there's a potion for guilt brought on by a spectacular display of self sabotage?" 

"What did you do?" Ron groaned.

"Exactly what you said I'd do. And then because I was angry at myself for it, I picked a fight with Draco." 

"Goddamn it, Harry." Ron scolded, putting his face in his hands. "You've ruined everything."

"Well I feel like that's taking it a bit far. I mean yeah I fucked up, but Draco won't stay angry long. He never does." Harry replied defensively.

"No you idiot, Blaise, Pansy, Hermione and I planned this perfectly. Blaise set Draco up on a fake date to make you both wake the fuck up. But now you've gone and thrown a wrench in the whole fucking thing." 

"You did what? That's insane!" Harry replied incredulously.

"We had to do something, mate. You two have been driving us barmy for three years. Clearly, you weren't going to figure it out on your own." Ron explained rolling his eyes.

"So on a scale of one to colossal how big of a fuck up was this?" Harry asked nervously, still in a state of disbelief. 

"Mega colossal. The whole plan is scrapped. Pansy'll have to come clean with Draco and then so do you. Whatever happens after that is on you."

"Wonderful." Harry grumbled.

"Just be honest. That's literally all you have to do. I'm going to Pansy's to break the news. You've got this. No more self sabotage." Ron said bracingly, stepping back into the hearth.

"I'll do my best." Harry promised.

Ron called out Pansy's address and disappeared into emerald flames. Harry sat and contemplated what he was going to say to Draco. He only hoped Draco wouldn't be too angry with him.

***

His and Harry's tiff had left Draco in a rather foul mood. He sat sullenly through brunch with his parents picking at his food and only half listening to his father drone on about his blasted peacocks. He wasn't used to Harry behaving that way. If anyone started a row for no reason it was usually Draco himself. Halfway through their meal a house elf brought him a letter from Pansy telling him to come by her flat before going home. He suffered through another hour of his parents' company before leaving for Pansy's. She was waiting for him on her sofa looking mildly uncomfortable.

"What?" He asked suspiciously, taking a seat next to her.

"You're going to be angry with me. But just know, I did what I did out of love." She began calmly.

"What did you do?" He asked slightly panicked, he prayed she didn't go and talk to Harry or something equally as stupid. Especially with the way they'd left things this morning.

"Blaise, Weasley, Granger and I may have come up with a plan to send you on a staged date to make you and Potter realise that you're in love with each other." She said quickly.

Draco was certain he didn't hear her properly. No way were they all really stupid enough to think that would actually work.

"I'm sorry, what?" He asked dangerously, narrowing his eyes. "You set me up on a fake date?!"

"Well it worked, sort of. Things got a bit fucked up, admittedly, but still."

"It most certainly did not work. We had a row this morning and now we're barely speaking." Draco huffed.

"You absolute idiot, Draco Malfoy. He's jealous that you went on a date with someone that isn't him." Pansy said exasperatedly.

Draco considered her words for a moment. That would certainly explain Harry's behaviour the last two days. Merlin, how did he not see that before?

"Oh." He said in astonishment. "He was jealous." 

"Fucking hell, finally you get it!" 

"I need to talk to Harry." Draco said getting to his feet.

"Yes, go now. Before you lose your nerve." Pansy said encouragingly.

He clambered into the Floo throwing the powder down as he called out his home address.

"I think we should talk now." He said grinning a little, as he stepped in front of Harry.

"Yeah, we definitely should." Harry agreed with a forced, nervous smile. "Come sit down?"

Draco took a seat on the edge of the sofa next to Harry chewing on his lip nervously. 

"I'm sorry about earlier, accusing you of lying. I was jealous just like I was yesterday when I wrote that note before going out with Ron. I did something stupid and impulsive and I feel horrible. But I have to be honest, I understand if you get angry, I'd deserve it." Harry paused and Draco felt as though his heart had stopped beating. "I got pissed and picked up some bloke from the pub and brought him home. I just wanted to stop thinking about you for a while and how miserable I felt that you were out with someone who wasn't me. But it didn't work, the whole time I was with him I wished it was you. I'm not proud of it, but it's true. So when I accused you this morning I was out of line. I'm so sorry, I wish I could just re-do yesterday. I would do everything so differently."

Draco stared at Harry for a moment while he digested everything he had just said. Mostly he felt relieved, overjoyed even, that Pansy had been right. He was a bit disappointed in Harry's way of coping, but it was understandable and Draco didn't intend on holding it against him.

"I mean I'm not pleased to hear that you fucked someone else, but I can't fault you for it. I only went on that stupid, apparently fake, date to try and stop having feelings for you. I'm still upset that you accused me of lying, but I forgive you." Draco replied giving Harry a hopeful smile. "And for the record, I don't want you to date anyone that's not me, either." 

"I don't intend to." Harry returned, giving him a crooked grin.

"Good." Draco said leaning in toward Harry.

"Good." Harry murmured as he closed the distance between them.

Draco felt a thrilling swooping sensation in his abdomen as they kissed. Harry's lips were soft and warm against his own as they parted allowing Draco's tongue to slip past and slide delicately against his own. Draco's skin tingled pleasantly as goosepimples erupted over his body. He brought a hand up to tangle in Harry's wild hair, wondering briefly how he'd ever gone a day in his life without kissing Harry like this. He felt as though everything had fallen into place, like everything suddenly made perfect sense. Kissing Harry just felt right, and he couldn't wait to do it every day for the rest of his life. 

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i was tagged by ali @metawin to answer these questions! thank you ali 💖💕

why did you choose your url?

i rewatched 2gether in anticipation for the movie and my eternal love for tine and scrubb was reawakened

any sideblogs? if you have them name them and why you have them

i do! i have cannycounter, for kdramas; ghoulishboys for buzzfeed unsolved; prophetklaus for the umbrella academy; something-about-merlin for bbc merlin series; and feministsokka for avatar: the last airbender series. years ago i’d just keep everything on my main but i really like being able to separate things and have specific tags all neat.

why did you choose your icon/pfp?

like i said my love for tine runs Deep (not an intended scrubb pun but iconic of me ngl) and win is an absolute honeybunch, sugar plum, pumpkin, apple of my eye so of course i had to use that pfp

why did you choose your header?

2gether <3 r u annoyed that im answering these all the same dhgjkghljkd

what’s your post with the most notes?

this dumb post LMAOO even i laugh every time i see it so whatever dfjkhglj

how many mutuals do you have?

so many HDFKJDL so many and im beyond lucky to know every one of them

how many followers do you have?

<3

how many people do you follow?

100

have you ever made a shitpost?

everything i make is a shitpost. exhibit A my post w the most notes fjkfglhdjk

how often do you use tumblr each day?

....

did you have a fight/argument with another blog once?

ive had good luck that the people i talk to are just all kind and good hearted, and that those who come to my blog are kind too

how do you feel about ‘you need to reblog this’ posts?

if i can see that it’s actually vital i will agree w it but when i was younger itd be stupid shit and i would be so petty like fdhkglkd dont tell me what to do lmao same as if im about to do the dishes and my parents tell me to its like ok now i will never do the dishes ever again in my life goodbye; you know?? dfgkjhlkdj

do you like tag games?

i do :) its sweet to think that someone else is thinking of me and cares enough to tag me.

do you like ask games?

same as before and it’s nice that anyone would want to know more about ME of all people dfjfhglkjd

which of your mutuals do you think is tumblr famous?

honestly i think a lot of them are ‘famous’ hdfkljghghdkj like they’re all amazing creators and such kind souls so it isnt weird that they bring about a large following; they just are people you want to know :) ily all

do you have a crush on a mutual?

i don’t even get I don’t even get – why would – ive never had a crush on anyone, anywhere. it’s none of your  – you have –  the nerve, the audacity – ok if ur nice to me there’s always a chance hfjkghhkj an active crush? not REALLY. but do i want to get to know them better? yes. and who knows where THAT goes 👀 stop trying to expose me i-

tags?

@giftedgays for anyone who wants to answer these, i love and miss you all constantly. if you aren’t in the gc but want to do this, please do :))

thank you again for tagging me ali 💖💕😊

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To be honest, I don’t have much hope for Descendants. I thought they were done after the 3rd movie, even though it was bad but at least it had charm. As for the Royal wedding? A complete cash grab that no one asked for and now RoR? They basically retconned the 3 descendants movies and nostalgia bait the fans by bringing Brandy(idk if they’re using her story in the 1997 movie or the og 1950 Cinderella as they are going use ‘So this is Love’) and totally ignore the animated movies. Plus, I’m so annoyed by the people on the descendants subreddit talking about the movie and the 5th one. God forbid someone made a criticism about RoR without being bashed on by the RoR fans.

Idk, descendants doesn’t feel like descendants after the 3rd movie.

I honestly ignore anyone who gets up and arms about everyone needing others to be positive about Rise Of Red. If they want to give it a chance or like it, good for them. But don't go and try to force others to be toxic positive about it. Me and other's have explained our reasons at this point for not liking the film and that's that. But also it probably doesn't feel like Descendants after third film because Descendants should have ended there and its very clear the film was meant to be the ending point...but then they released Royal Wedding just to rush and conclude stuff while casually implying Carlos is dead, just so they can go and make more Descendants films with new characters and such... ...While also retconning everything in the process and ripping EAH/SFGAE off- yeah uh, that also adds to not feeling like Descendants anymore: once you throw in shit like Merlin Academy, everything is way off suddenly and not in a good way.